Come get a slice of stale Nymph bread!
This is the worst bread that has ever been baked!
Come get a slice of stale Nymph bread!
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Enjoy the shit quality peach skin bootleg.
Cupcake. You cant push me away... only pull me bb...
also....
that retoast squash.... its something something SCOOT IS A DRAMA STIRRING FUCKER
scoots buy me OW, I'll play with y'all
:D
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image pls
I'll push and push and push.
this.
How much is it now.....
If you wanted to play with Scoots you'd have to play on shitty EU servers with high ping
When you become a blackhole, you cannot push... just succ
Nah, Scoots plays plenty on NA.
it's not so much about spoon feeding as it is about courtesy. people don't always check every spam link post because people do that a lot during the thread to indicate they strongly agree with someone's post.
always the memes with you. ALWAYS THE MEMES.
If I wanted low quality shit I'll order you next time.
my favorite genre of porn are young, religious boys,
forsaking god for cock
my favourite is the mormon who shows up at the door and gets seduced while his friend cries and pleads for his eternal soul, before it's too much for him to handle and is overcome by Sin
yeaaa.....
Add me on Battle net.
Pareidolia#1556
I play hella NA fam
It is almost like MEMES ARE MY LIFE.... Or persona.....
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Yeah, the only thing more shit than me would be ordering literal shit.
MORMONS GONE WILD!
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hOLY SHIT, THATS A GREAT MANY SHEKELS......
Are you Wish even?
Am I insulting the right Canadian?
It's Nymph.
grim buy me overwatch and i'll suck you off
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Matthew 11:28
I just dropped 60 on Dank Souls 3 for my brother.
Interest lost.
personaaaaaaaaaa
wait why are you on the list? also who is that?
No, I'm Nymph.
You're insulting the right person; Wish is way better than me.
Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.
how sweet.
I don't even know you.
Psalm 38:7
Memes arent a competition....but.... IM WINNING
Reeee~
Might buy grim OW, what do you think?
oh never mind, it's tp, duh.
You fucking spent $60 on DS3? You can get it for half that price...
it is quite worth for the... GRIM experience
no homo
I wouldn't do it. make him buy it himself like the rest of us did.
same tbh fam
KJV version~
It's better off that way.
of course no homo
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I'm gainfully employed.
It's not a big deal.
Fam.... I will maybe go 33/66 with you... 33 me....
I just plugged it into google. I barely remember any actual verses off the top of my head. been a long time since I read the bible.
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest~
Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me~
I ain't giving him a dime.
.///.
Anyways, I got what I came here for, so I'm out.
Bye Wish. I hope to see you again soon ^^
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fam, im saying I will jeez, you fucking tight fuck
datt ass
see ya nymph.
$26...
hmmmmmmmmmmm
you haven't even seen it. have you?
byebye
kbye
$18
not yet ;333
$18 is worf it
should I PP you the money or wha
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you ever sometimes wanna date test
I'll PP you $18 famborghini.
Not at all.
You don't need to spend thousands in microtransactions or hours upon hours before you unlock your full power like in some other game you play. 26 dollars and boom, you're playing the full game, and the cosmetics are just thrown into your lap fairly easily too.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All the time, but then he gets ult-denfensive like mei, so I tap the sister
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I get hard when he says mean things to me.
free cosmetics sounds nice
Once or twice.
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TWO
BEDS
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then you realize he's straight and not even bi-curious :((
my sister works with disabled kids and this one kid had really bad dwarfism
long story short i had gone up to him and said hi tes- before i realised my mistake
But he banged the tranny
I do not think you will.
you have good dog reactions. I like naming them things that elude to your proclivities.
I thought this was test at first.
I want test to know that.
wow. you need two beds so you can push them together because the sex is going to be so wild you need that much space? goodness.
I thought test was the little girl?
this is correct
taking stupid pills this morning I see.
*allude.
this is why i fucking drink
and post my cat on fb forums
No.
you shouldn't do that anyway.
exactly.
scoot add me on steam
les do dis
Which?
either.
Sorry star lord
not the same as going doki doki for a dude brah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It won't be wild, it will be gentle and sweet and last all night long.
Yes I'm a little qt 3.14
I will never forgive you.
then you won't need two beds you weirdo. that's just wasteful.
Its why I might be becoming an ana player.... sorta
It's not that straight either, to be honest.
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good.
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Is this why you are taking the kids???
?
I'm taking the kids because you're an unfit mother.
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ur a goddam tease larson
In what way???
you a dude.
is his name really larson
FUCKING CISGENDER PATRIACHY SERVING SCUM!!!! THIS is why we werent suppoosed to have kids!!!
Christopher Larson
not my fault. you basically forced yourself on me when we were drunk.
You never said no!
hello christopher my name is Ciarán O'Conneflaggan
it's good that we're open about this stuff nowadays.
Oh my god these threads move too fast
your name is disgustingly normal.
you fucking rapist. not saying no doesn't mean I consented.
*telegraphs ikt*
REMOVE
IKT
But you wrapped your legs around... you wanted it bad!!!
Entrapment!
I wanna move too fast with you
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that was just to make sure all the seed got in my womb so we'd be sure to get pregnant. it was still rape you fucking shitlord.
no wai
no wai its that fucking irish
If you think I am paying child support, you are wrong. It aint gonna happen.
my real name is also seven letters long
you're paying child support and you're also going to send me alimony because I've gotten used to a certain standard of living in this time.
Well I mean I have always been open about it.
Your name is fancy to be honest.
At least it's not John Smith or Jason Williams or something like that.
brb dox and pipebomb
mine's 6
Is it cupcake
that's true. you lucked out.
all three of my names are seven letters long.
My irl name is cupcake
I'm cupcake.
yes
that's really cool, emma. so is my cat's.
Pearl:Initiation
As a high priestess in The Order, a secret society within the Mormon church, Jane has many special privileges and responsibilities.
You better think again, because I am going to file for bankruptcy... And not pay federal taxes... Becaus eI am smart...
Their hips move on their own.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My irl name is John Stevenson
My irl name is Emma.
you're muffin
do it nerd, I'll just be laffin
I'm sorry your parents were that cruel
HIS NAME
IS
ROBERT PAULSON
but you're not sorry mine are? wow.
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Oh wow, that's really cool.
My cat's name is Shithead.
Nice to meet you Emma ^_^
That's not how you spell cool
you probably got off on it
Now I wanna jack off
John Stevenson
:4d
:5c
yeah, she was named before I got her. it's why my ex picked her out for me, actually.
probably
get used to it because you're never getting this tight pussy again.
wow that's really weird that's my mom's pet name for me
what a coincidence huh
this is her by the way, emma.
Aaron A. Aaronson? Is that you???
They always say that... then its all like "hey, my condo needs fixing.... so... would you like to..."
what a cute katten
thanks
Is she super cute?
Wow that's crazy, my parent's pet name for me is "get a job, loser"
Awwe she's adorable.
You read my mind :3
Maybe I was just about to say I was
But now I'm not gonna
Enjoy your silly name..
she's adorable as hell.
you'll fix it for free and you'll be grateful I even let you inside again.
yup. she's the best. and super cuddly. like almost to an annoying degree.
I don't understand why you're always so mean to me, subtle.
Oh wow we have so much in common
did your mom ever make you clean up her vomit too
my mom's always had little chunks of pepper or carrot in hers because that's how she liked her vodka
Oh? If I had to guess I would have guess that she pawed at everything.
Uh, no never.
You better not try something, hussy
she is more of a nuzzler, actually. she likes to bump her face against my face.
I will
Tsundere (ツンデレ, pronounced [tsɯndeɽe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing a warmer side over time.
:3
Mine gives me headbutts all the time :3
My name is 10 characters long.
well that's fucking adorable
isn't it the best? if my head is out of reach she just rubs against my legs until I give her attention.
soon day ray
I need a cat.
it would help with your petting addiction.
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turn me into a vampire, scoots.
Purring kitty on my hands as I try to type
The heck?
Mine will just meow until I pick her up. She's such a tsundere
mine likes to hop on my shoulder and nuzzle me when I'm on the computer.
like I said, mine is overly affectionate. it's cute but sometimes it really sucks because she'll jump all over me and she has pretty damn sharp claws.
*incessant purring kitty on your hands while you type
is this an anime
O-okay >.
my life is basically anime irl lol XD
never mind.
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teehee
Wanna trade?
I do not. but you could bring yours over for a playdate.
The courts will see through you!!!!
no go away
Where are the mahou shoujo?
unlikely.
I am the magical girl
Do a trick!
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-disappoints himself and everyone close to him at all times-
tada
I have no idea where our rabies vaccination slip would be if we even have one.
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me_irl is that way
You sent me a picture of your cat once.
Send me a picture of your cat.
your cat hasn't had their shots? the fuck, emma?
HAVE YOU? I'm starting to regret my rash offer for you to visit.
that was the "joke"
kill me please
-HUGS YOU ON THE INSIDE-
-sick-
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euthanasia
uh, thanks
ur sick.
yes.
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Wouldn't mind cup hugging me with his insides.
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaved
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I did?
Well no, she has. I just don't deal with those and have no idea where the records would be. I'd probably have to phone the vet.
shower tiem
stewped koobee
Yes.
why would you need the records? I believe you.
I don't like how you're avoiding the question of whether you have had yours though.
*pet*
thank you.
rate my dog
darwin do you want a picture of my feet?
those dogs are always cute when they have no reason to be.
soon
You're welcome.
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scrumpfles/10 :3
Oscar? or?
Because you need them to bring you pet across the border.
Not ones to go to like, Venezuela or anything but I am up to date on everything else.
nowait
They are always cute.
You did not tell me their names, but I think it was a female.
what does this even mean?
oh, right. that's a bummer. guess you'd better figure that out.
hmm. okay I guess that's fine then. still wary.
but they shouldn't be.
They've got a lot of personality.
that's what all your dates say about you.
How to get personality
Oh, okay.
You probably have like Hep C, don't even start with me!
Wew lads
watup
file not found
ha ha it's funny because I'm a slut ha ha ha
no weirdly enough I have zero diseases.
how the fuck did you get that folder you bitch
Isn't that a good thing?
it usually means that your looks are sub par.
too late now
are gay people real
I found it. I do not know if I can post it, though.
well, you exist.
@moogs
i've unfiltered you and I will apologize for getting angry. I can't hold grudges
I stole it with my malware root kit
downloadmorepersonality.com
Are you real?
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mb it was a reply to the doge
at least you finally get to rest
Guess I don't have to worry about that then.
Id tell you if I knew
i told bebop i'd stop yesterday so whatevs
thats all ive ever wanted
its beautiful
shower time.
I knew it. please stop leet hackering me.
that site is down for me.
what dodge
good one
I do?
I DON'T KNOW
UI IS A FUCKING PEDO
Forever non-persons
PEDO UI
FUCKING LYING UI
Church was all about mercy today, and I decided to lay some out I guess.
I Should really just turn the other cheek and not show my discontent
please don't tell me he's a christian
omw
What the fuck? Is this Ray or Julie?
Anyone here want this SMITE skin I got for having Twitch Prime?
am Ray
Yeah, because you would know.
that's ui from /lewd/
you're gonna wanna wash your hands i think
who ray
who julie
aha haha
ui pedo
ui pedo a CHILD MOLEST
ui a shit
nymph a shit too.
we are all shits
ui from ponychan or something
Who cares you're a goddamn child molestor
I see.
I had no idea he was one of those church-goers.
Oh, the church thing makes sense now.
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wrong on both statements
loco i've been an animu off and on since 2006
I originally was a Holla Forums loli poster with genkouhande
lmao
loli = pedo
I think Hep B is the STD, but I don't know anything about health, so.
oh so you're from /lewd/ ok
i've unfiltered you scoots. call me whatever idc.
I did go to lewd for a while and was in cahoots irl with a moderator there, but I am an animu
これ
UI YOU PEDO STOP BEING A PEDO
かわいい
I think she's in the same spot right now actually. Just with different blankets.
可愛い
kinda wanna pet
Oh no
what turns you on? Everyone has weird kinks and u'd be lying to say you don't.
You were always complaining about how annoying she was when she scratched your door.
This board seems pretty nice and chill
Never mind then
Yes, she has stopped doing that. She learned how to make her noises louder.
:stoppet:
hi again
We exist to disappoint.
Its a nice and fresh board.
あなたは可愛らしい
Yea, They use cyberbullying as a bonding thing.
UI KILL YOURSELF
*chills*
Your significant other banned me from his heart yesterday. ;_;
At times, at least.
This time sober.
Maybe I'll remember what I said this time.
People seem to do that
Whatever floats your boat I guess.
Really?
subtle, can I has your rem folder? i'm in the process of making an anastasia, felix, and emilia if u want those.
Here's mine
mega.nz
you're welcome faggot
Good.
What did you do?
I just decided to not let them hinder my emotions.
I guess letting them have their fun is alright.
I won't judge others though.
thx nymph.
do u want one of the folders i'm making?
Yes, very organic.
I outwitted him in banter. He said something really cute about you, though. :3
*pet*
nothing too embarrassing
nopet
Everything about me is adorable though.
Nope t
Ok sure
It's 1148 pics
Idk where to upload though
No Felt?!
yep t
that folder is like 950 images with almost no screencaps. Subtle has just screencaps, so you may want his too.
What folders you got?
I can think of some exceptions.
I dunno. do you?
that cat is cute af
I don't have any stds, or other diseases really. unless you count constant depression.
who's this?
capped.
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oh also can I have your rem folder too?
i'm gonna make an Emilia (satella) folder first
mega.co.nz
and ur absolutely right... I'll make a felt folder after emilia
none of those characters right now. I'm about to work on emilia and felt
What the heck did he even say?!
Also shut up.
yap et
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I-It's actually not screencaps, I'm not that cool
nothing is real
how do i find out
stap et
yup. so now you're rekt as fuck.
oh, never mind then, thanks anyway.
I'll see if neko will share his.
drugs.
well I guess nymphs folder is good enough then.
u dont need to upload. I'll still give u my folders when finished
I guess I'll take your word for it.
I guess I'm not used to it yet.
Judging others ain't exactly something I do. Seems to have caused more harm than not though, not judging people I mean.
Seems stale to be honest.
I don't even know you!
Phew that's good. Had enough cringing about steam chat logs.
New poster
Hi
are you referring to ours
Why must you insult me so?
welcome to animus
remove ducky
alcohol is a drug
so I should see now
do NOT remove ducky
ひみつ
welcome to hell.
the hazing here is real.
I don't you either, though. Who are you?
I'm new here.
I'll just ask him.
It was photoshopped.
I bought bandanas at the swap meet.
nymph, I've tried multiple times to download your rem folder as a zip but it's not working. what am I doing wrong? it takes over an hour then it doesn't seem to save anywhere.
so drink more.
do remove
nope. and it's saved forever now.
Do they have kawaii animes on them?
Yo.
Reading 17 pages of reports by a psych on yourself is the worst homework.
Especially when none of it sound incorrect, and is then followed by "clinical" or "critical"
If you must.
it's in the transfer que on mega
There's one with Japanese characters.
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Filthy mexican.
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first im gonna showa
nice
Ff why can't you tell me? ;~;
100% photoshopped.
new
Post here
Why tho
Hey ikti.