Ubishit BTFO

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

Where were you when an organized shilling campaign done by a major game company got BTFO by a sperg and their sockpuppets?

This is how shilling perpetrated by shady """gaming""" companies with underhanded business tactics ought to be met with.

David Rogers
David Rogers

uh oh, ubisoft down. bankruptcy inbound. butthurt randos on metacritic have spoken. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

They ignore user scores and favor shill scores, though.

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

That may be, but i've shat it up for free to the point where they'll have to toss even more shekels to offset the negative scores. Then again, do people ever read the user scores for anything at all?

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

user scores
Oh wow it's fucking nothing. Nobody gives a fuck about scores from literal nobodies, except Holla Forums of course, but only when those metacritic users or steam reviews are in agreement with the hivemind. The moment the meta opinion of the reviewers differs from the hivemind, suddenly user scores on metacritic and steam reviews are another example of why the industry is morally bankrupt and the next great vidya collapse is just around the corner.

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

Good work, user.

Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

suddenly user scores on metacritic and steam reviews are another example of why the industry is morally bankrupt and the next great vidya collapse is just around the corner.
I wish that were the case, but I don't know if meme magic can even reach that far.

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

(You)
wasted dubs

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

Those reviews
AAA game btfo by an autist
Its worse than elex at this point

Fucking naisu OP!

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

I'm sorry, imageboards are 18+. Please come again in like 6 years.

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

Hostile takeover by Vivendi, when?

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

(Checked)
We already have a thread about this.

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

They survive off Canadian grants.

William Lewis
William Lewis

The government doesnt care about the reviews or general reception of ubisofts games so they will keep getting funded.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

Propaganda is only useful if people are buying it. What use is funding these commies if their message isn't getting into gamers's homes?

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

,15€ has been deposited to your account
Twice as much as usual for the dubs.

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

The answer is doubling down

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Cancer doesnt die, it merelys spreads and bids it's time to grow again

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

Its the same on Steam, its fucking balatant

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

ITT shills try to defend journos to pretend they are still relevant

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Will the negative reviews at least discourage sales?

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

Normalfags discouraged by anything but marketing
I laughed
Just a reminder that there are people who still defend NuMansSky

David Jones
David Jones

organized shilling campaign
Delusional.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

kek

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

No, I actually agree with this. Holla Forums usually shares the same opinion on everything like a fucking autistic hivemind. You're not allowed to have a differing view on a game without being called a faggot.

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Holy shit Ubisoft even hired shills to come here
They really are desperate
COME ON VIVENDI DO YOUR THING RAPE THOSE LEAFS

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

Wasn't there just a fucking thread on Ubisoft paying for positive reviews?

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

No goy guy, this site and other sites do not get shills. This site is too small for shills :^)

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

user scores don't matter goy
Holla Forums is one person
I Shouldn't respond to such obvious bait, but I just wanted to say you're a faggot.

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

And that stops you from having or sharing an opinion? You are a faggot.

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

user, how do you deal with your mental disability. We aren't judging if the game is good or not on the score, we are judging its success.

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

all these ubishills

All this damage control before Vivendi cucks them.

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Everyone "pays" for positive reviews. Whether that be sending journos on all-expense paid trips to your studio to "preview" the game on a guided run with the developers, or score-specific review embargos, or even something as seemingly innocuous as sending out free codes to reviewers (until they score you below your acceptable threshold, and then the review copies stop coming). This isn't exclusive to the vidya industry either.

If you've ever been on amazon and read at the end of a 5 star review: I received this product for free in exchange for a fair and unbiased review, you know that they can't possibly be giving an unbiased review, and you safely discard that opinion. Yet you'll put your trust in some special snowflake obscure jewtube reviewer who got a review code? Come the fuck on. Pirate your vidya and form your own opinions.

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

Meanwhile at Ubisoft:

Assassins's Creed 2017 didn't sell, let's shelve BGE2 to put more people on 2018

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

shh don't tell them that or gamergate was all for nothing

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

let's shelve BGE2
Canceling BGE2 would be the best thing Ubisoft has done in a long, long time.

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

he thinks GG did nothing
Top wew, here is your reply.

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

Because there is such a thing as truth and Holla Forums is on the ball more often then not.

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

Is there a single series of games with a higher shit-to-good ratio than Assassin's Creed?

Luke Long
Luke Long

Mass Effect and Dragon Age.

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

Bioware really knows how to fuck things up don't they?

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

It's the one thing they are good at.

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

They have been purposefully trained to

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

When will you faggots realize that these companies act and operate just like hollywood producers/studios. It's the exact same shit.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

vivendi

pic related, from wikipedia.

Aiden King
Aiden King

Far Cry - also, amusingly, Ubisoft.

Never played 1, 2 was excellent, 3 was overrated by the media and underrated by Holla Forums, and the rest is trash except Blood Dragon which was so short it shouldn't even count. It's going to be amazing to watch 5 crash and burn.

And it's a shame because they could have kept the same sort of gameplay from 3 and milked it decebtly by switching up the setting a bit. We could have gotten Saudi Arabia after WW2, with bolt-action rifles and old SMGs and nazi hideouts and ancient Templar treasure, and Bedouins shooting from horseback, sandstorms, shifting dunes, comfy hot air balloons for aerial travel, and a really stellar aesthetic on top of it all.

But nope, let's shoot some white Christians in Montana!

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

I don't think either of you realize just how many Assassin's Creed games there are. There's more of them than fucking CoD, no joke, and only 2 are not terrible.

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

We could have gotten Saudi Arabia after WW2, with bolt-action rifles and old SMGs and nazi hideouts and ancient Templar treasure, and Bedouins shooting from horseback, sandstorms, shifting dunes, comfy hot air balloons for aerial travel, and a really stellar aesthetic on top of it all.
I wish I had a $100 million to give to you. Far Cry should have taken the mechanics that worked in 2 and 3 and injected some STALKER into it and it would have been perfect.

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

inb4 (((Game Journos))) try to write it off as a "troll campaign against Ubisoft"
Would normalfags even buy this shit anymore though? I mean, who the fuck would organize a troll campaign against a company? Who would buy this idea that people lower their scores of a game for no reason rather than to state legitimate grievances and hold the industry to a higher standard?

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

I wonder who could be behind these.

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

Honestly to this day the one I've died the most to is the Sneaky Jew. How did they manage to make such a low level enemy so fucking relevant across the whole game. I swear if they spawned in the Mega Ultra Jew fight like at The Kollector I would have just dropped the game.

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Uhhh no, because I disagree.
Feelz over feelz

t. retard

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

that's all it's going to be used for really, ubisoft has done this many times now

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

When has this happened and worked?

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

This is because, to anyone who isn't a shill, child, or thin skinned cunt, being called a faggot has no effect.

People who stop posting their opinions because some anonymous stranger calls them a faggot don't belong on anonymous image boards. Your delicate sensibilities will do you no favors here. Because people will call you nasty names, they will disagree with you. And if you cannot ignore them or retaliate then there's no point in you coming here.

If you stop yourself from posting from fear of being called a faggot you probably are one.

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

The faggot is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a sissy, a girly man, or a cocksucker but it all washes off of him like rain on a raincoat. Call him a faggot, though, and you see him recoil as if stricken. He shrieks back, "I've been found out"

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

Wolfenstein 2? :^)

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

you mean worked for clinton?

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

injected some STALKER into it and it would have been perfect.
now I want wildlands: cheeki breeki edition

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

Ubisoft just stop.

You see lots more agreement than there actually is because people tend to ignore threads about vidya they don't like, unless the vidya in question is easy to shit on.

If you talk about Undertale, for example, there'll be people who come out in defense of it and people who come out shitting on it.

If you talk about Monster Girl Quest, then only people who want to masturbate to having flies lay eggs in their ass will come into the thread.

Julian Green
Julian Green

Hey, does torrenting the game remove the CPU fuckery that I heard so much about?

I wanna walk around the desert

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

W E W U Z K A N G Z

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

See Ubi delaying Assasains Kangz a year was them thinking it'd totally work this time, they don't know what the fuck else to do now

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

Hey look, the game journos are shitposting again.

Go away faggots, nobody likes your shit. Nobody.

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

it was working with farcry 5 until they fucked up with that poll. now we gotta use this time we've gotten to make sure that this tactic will never work

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

Caring what journalists think

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

Most people here that are not fucking retarded. There's a shit ton nip games that are really good, but get overall mediocre scores because throngs of SJWs and "critics" don't like "muh problematic weebshit''. They make their mission to swing those scores, since fairly niche titles don't have nearly as many people going out of their way write reviews. Also, anyone with a hateboner for a company.

Justin White
Justin White

literally CUCK Software
WEW
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Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

Get fucked nigger kike.
May your sales hit rock bottom, till you get bankrupted

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

13747952
what

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

we wuznt?

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

It's a bot spamming FBI searchwords.

Ayden James
Ayden James

There's a shit ton nip games that are really good
You talking about those shitty Wizardry clones Japan pumps out every month? Because if you exclude those, there isn't really a difference in the number of good games released between east and west.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

What does one get when he baits FBI here? I mean they are all over /pol/ anyway.

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

FBI are just regular anons like you or me, I doubt they'd immediately flip if you posted cp.

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

dubs has spoken! nevermind

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

You're not allowed to have a differing view on a game without being called a faggot.
You're not allowed to have any view on a game without being called a faggot.

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

No, I actually agree with this. Holla Forums usually shares the same opinion on everything like a fucking autistic hivemind. You're not allowed to have a differing view on a game without being called a faggot.
I can say that Fisher Price's Petshop is the best pet simulator because it is and there is nothing anons can do to stop me, except calling me a faggot.
if you can't express your opinions because you're scared of someone calling you a faggot, then you have no place here.
kill yourself.

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

You're right its shitty hivemind here. Hey, about you go back to reddit and never come back.

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

fuck you faggot, Nintendogs was a revolutionary pet simulator that's way better and doesn't have shitty 2d anime waifus.

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

(1)
using a different browser, are we :^)

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

nintendogs was limited to only having dogs.
if you wanted cats, you had to buy nintencats.

Fisher Price's Pet Shop let you have one dog, one rodent, one bird, one reptile and one cat to feed yummy looking treats and bathe.
you could also hae a bunch of fish tanks that look tubular as fuck while the game played comfy music that sounded like something out of Meet n' Fuck from Newgrounds.

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Oh boy, you can have so many different animals! But the systems for all the animals are shallow and boring. Nintendogs allows you to have 8 dogs of different breeds, and the game systems are far more in depth compared to the Fisher Price Pet Shop. You can walk your dog throughout a simulated city, train it to do tricks, and compete in various events. Fisher Price has wide scope but is shallow, while Nintendogs focuses on doing one thing and doing it right. It's a lot like Spore versus Civilization in that way.

Also if you think music that sounds like Meet'n'Fuck is a good thing you have abolutely shit music taste. Nintendogs has great elevator music/MACINTOSH 420 aesthetic and I wouldn't train it for anything.

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

Also if you think music that sounds like Meet'n'Fuck is a good thing you have abolutely shit music taste
It's more of a nostalgia thing for me.
I guess you like to concentrate on one single dog, but I like to groom my animals to be KUH-RAAAZY while making custom fishtanks to erotic aqua music. but each to their own, I guess.

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

I love you people; that game was the shit. Did you play any of the Carmen Sandiego or Magic School Bus games?

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

WE WUZ ASSASSINZ AND SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT is a shitty game
Who would have though taking a series that was mediocre at best at its peak and shoving in KANGZ for duhversity would have resulted in shit? I'm truly shocked.

Luke White
Luke White

I had probably still have some of the magic school bus games. my favorite was the one was about the center of the earth, had shit about volcanoes, crystals, comfy music (video related) and disecting rocks.
I remember also liking the one about Mars.
**the one about bugs gave me a boner because for a fraction of a second during a transformation
mini game, I got to see the gir's belly button**
I didn't have Carmen San Diego, though.

Chase King
Chase King

Nobody gives a fuck about scores from the majority of people who will want to buy and play the game.
We know, Ubisoft.
We know.

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

Which ones don't suck?

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

and that excuses Ubisoft how?

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

1 was a shitty prototype but its story had potential
2 had the best puzzles but it shat all over the previously established narrative potential
Brotherhood was more narrative drivel but the combat became ever so slightly better and it had the best side missions
Revelations might as well have been an expansion pack for Brotherhood, which itself might as well have been an expansion pack for 2. They're practically identical, although the multiplayer became somewhat fun
3 had the naval combat, which was a highlight, but practically everything else was garbage. The multiplayer was alright for artifact assault
Black Flag had naval combat in spades, so it people regard it as the best title because you can spend the most time on the ocean, blowing up enemy ships or boarding them and taking them for yourself. The story was, not surprisingly, shit.

I don't know about the rest. Play Black Flag for the naval combat, the rest can be safely ignored, unless you're just unusually interested in knowing more about the series.

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

You sound like the kind of fag who could never be bothered to elaborate how his preferred game is any good beyond "I had FUN playing it" or "you fags are haters" or "That's just your opinion man" and then got butthurt when he was railed for having shit taste. You do a lot better when you can put your money where your mouth is and explain which aspects of the game you found so enjoyable and why, but if you just want to randomly start threads on games and not get judged for your taste, then go find another site.

Also: Just so you know, not all opinions are equal. Any opinion backed with reason and analysis tends to be superior to an unsubstantiated opinion. Remember: We judge on post quality, fag.

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

Pic related.

Also, it's almost as if we don't care about the reviews and care more about watching shitty games crash and burn. (We also care about good vidya doing well, but we get much less of those.)

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

muh hivemind

reddit is still an option if you want to talk about your super special vidya preferences without risk of having a panic attack induced by images of condescending Asian cartoons and Christian Bale

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

Oh noes, someone on the internet called me a faggot for having a different opinion. What ever shall I do?
Turn off the computer and go back to clutching your pearls.

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

I haven't fed my Nintendogs in like 10 years. Life is suffering

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

retarded normalfags feed ubisofts to continue making shitty games
games become so shitty even retarded normalfags complain
there is nothing wrong here, Holla Forums is full of hypocrites for watching the latest ubisoft dumbsterfire blow up in their face

is that pic of the new asscreed protagonist?

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

Fuck yeah nigger, ragequited out of Carmen San Diego when all the perps i busted got out of jail, those motherfuckers. Also that magic school bus game were they go inside that nerd's body, played that one to completion.

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

BOYCOTT JEWISH GOODS

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

All I know that the lore is trash and their portrayal of the Bush election is beyond laughable.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

JEWISH
GOODS

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

worse than elex
what happened with elex? is the consensus that elex is actually bad or is it a triggered metacritic autismo? if the world is anything like gothic it should be a great game with somewhat clunky mechanics. people outside of germany and poland also bashed gothic 1 and 2 on this very board - and those were some of the best games i 've ever played.

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

they'll blame racist

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

Ubishit spends millions of dollars on advertising but for some reason can't afford a couple hundred bucks to fix their user score

OR

The positive reviews are just retarded normalfags that do it for free

Justin Green
Justin Green

They tried, but they didn't buy enough reviews

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

There're dozens of copypasted reviews like the last one on that pic

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

that webm
topkek

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

WENN ICH DAS SEH WERD ICH ECHT SAUER.

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