This game makes me feel retarted

This game makes me feel retarted.

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And rightly so.

TIS-100's main campaign is easier (prior to TIS-NET) and Opus Magnum is just easier in general, you could try those instead. You could also suck it up and accept your baptism by fire.

It's not that hard but I can't bring myself to play it. It feels too much like work.

RIGHTEOUS IS MY SUFFERING. HOLY IS MY PAIN.

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yeah, fuck whoever's slightly to the right of me

git gud

Honestly I think 90% of players who bought this game are just following walkthroughs

At least, that would make me feel better about never beating the curve

I'm wanting to play this but it's impossible to find a Linux torrent and it doesn't work in Wine. I don't mind buying it since Zachtronics are cool but I want to try it first, guess I'll wait for a sale.

The eternal millenial strikes again.

why did he delete his post?

It was probably a shitpost but he changed his mind afterwards and didn't feel like shitting up the thread.

That was funny and true. Why delete it or what little bitch faggot reported it?

The entire fucking point of the game is to make a solution for the problem you nigger. It's not some adventure game where you have to hunt pixels or some shit. Gas yourself.

I know some literal autists that follow a guide through every game they play for the first time. I think they want play in the most 'optimal' way so they don't miss anything.

I wouldn't do that, what's the point if you do that?
I want to feel good because I figured it out, not because I beat the last stage.


Well the "optimal" way to play this is sucking at it and learning new tricks to handle data efficiently.
The people that follow guides are no better than copy-paste pajeet coders.

I'm trying to 'invent' all the tricks myself. I like to pretend

weird

Dynamic IP. Nothing weird about it.

But this is the IP I've had for 4 years

They are. Maybe not 90%, but more than a few. I don't have the evidence besides an anecdote, but I can tell you that when Shenzhen was released the histograms were all concentrated on these huge spikes which suspiciously correlated with YouTube solutions for those puzzles.

I wouldn't worry too much about other people ruining the game for you, though. The histograms have been imbalanced since TIS-100, they jut keep them around for the hell of it

the next time a game like this comes out, I want them to choose a name that isn't shared with a city that has ELEVEN MILLION CHINKS
it's impossible to google anything on it

This shit here needs to be double banned. This is everything wrong with players nowadays they rather use a guide or g-d forgive me watch a LP instead of playing the game themself
I fucking hope that user erased his shitpost and is writing the suicide note instead

Kill yourself cuck

You had a tiny digital anime girl AI living inside your computer, slowly developed over years of continuous self-development based on your activity, that managed all your stuff.
By 4 years she should've been already used to your shit and maybe felt affection for you, being proud of being your personal servant.
The Electricity surge killed her forever, now you have some brand new, boring, faceless robotic AI.

I could be a cuck, but you will burn in hell for eternity heathen and be cucked for eternity from the gates of heaven

lowercase "g"

are you a fucking kike? off our board, subhuman, you have no power here

No Christian circumvents that rule by spelling it as g-d. Only Jews do that because they want to take His name in vain while claiming they're actually not. You're trying to jew God. Get the hell out of here.

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And then there's this, Mr. Noseberg.

You will not trick me shlomenberg.
Jerusalem is rightful Vatican clay and palestinian are the one protecting it from your greasy fingers

You seem a bit confused, but the more people who want to remove Juden the better, so I welcome you

im actually just shitposting in a terrible thread. Couldn't give a fuck rather then give palestin back to the Palestinian and let the -bergs stop the Israel meme

Has anybody ever translated this? I don't speak vodka

I don't know enough vodka to translate, sorry. She sings about her daughter and drop pods or something.

Dropped it into google translator, like droppod that smashed guardsman's girlfriend, who's actually had been slaanesbitch
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bit weird, but, in general, 'right
friend=gf, "in a cake" = smashed

I drank my compote under my cherry with my friend,
Just for a moment, I turned away - it dropped a dropship.
For a second and in a cake, and everywhere the blood runs down,
How could you, the Space Marine, crush my love ?!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!
Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

He came out in armor scarlet, asked: "Where are the enemies?",
And I can not answer - on the hands of her brain,
And I look at the aquila, and on it flows blood,
How could you, the Space Marine, crush my love ?!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!
Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

He put on a jumping knapsack and rushed off to heaven,
Her blue eyes were on the shoulder.
I'm crying inconsolably, asking again and again:
How could you, the Space Marine, crush my love ?!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!
Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

He looked at her remains, there are two tentacles and a canine,
And fourteen suckers, and a forked tongue,
Yes it is slaneshitka, Emperor's blood!
Oh, not for nothing did the Space Marine crush my love!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!
Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

We were sitting with my girlfriend
We were drinking a compote
I distracted for a second
She was squashed by drop pod
She was smashed in a jelly
All is covered with blood
Space Marine, oh gosh, how could you
Crush me only sweetest love
O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine
O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine
He yelled out in crymson armor: "Evil deeds here art to end!"
But I could not even answer
With her brains upon my hands
And I watch on his Aquilla
All is covered dripping blood
Space Marine, oh gosh, how could you
Crush my only sweetest love
O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine
O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine
He ascended to the heavens
With his armored jump pack
And i saw her lovely blue eyes
Watching for me from his back
I'm crying like a baby
Cursing for the sky above
Space Marine, oh gosh, how could you
Crush my only sweetest love
O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine
O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine
I threw glance on her ashes
There were tentacles and fangs
Forteen calamary suckers
And the tongue of an asp
She was Slaanesh worshipper
All for Emperor rejoice!
Space Marine, you did the right thing
Crush my only sweetest love
O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine
O-o-o-yeah, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine

I have bad news.

I didn't think it was about using an actual shitty guide, you fucking faggot, I thought it was about not actually figuring shit out yourself by reading about it ingame.

Just say "The Christian God" for fuck sake.

Get ready for your unending cycle of death and rebirth, guy.

Oh man I love this game. Where are you at now OP

It's "in vain".