Y NO ORK GAME?

Why in the living

FUCK

is the not a game where you can play as an Ork?

They are literally built to be made into vidya, have excellent banter, are funny, but GW does not capitalize on this because….why again? FFS at least make a movie/show about them?

Incarnation of toxic masculinity. You're not getting a game for them in the current environment of the industry.

Any game where you play as a nigger

Gears workshop is afraid if they start making ork games they will never be able to stop the landslide.

Of Orcs and Men, Dark Crusade, Soulstorm should get you started.

Get lost. Your'e not derailing this thread


I meant exclusively


Explain

Of Orcs and Men is an RPG where you play as an orc. Granted, it's not the best game around, but it has its moments.

Gears workshop doesn't want to be making ork games because they know full well how popular they would be. They would take too much attention away from the other races.

Man, that's a bummer if I ever heard one.

They should just make IG games. We all know I'm right.

On the plus side, Men of War has a pretty decent 40k mod.

Nothing's better than streamrolling Krauts and Reds with Pershings and Leeman Russ tanks>>13727457

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well it's less taking away from other races but more so they'll think it'll take away from their main cow

Why does GW hate the Orks? I don't understand. I mean, Spess Muhreens are alright, I guess, but Orky shit is just plain fun. Do they feel some need to take their grimdark universe super srs or something?

Yes, and it's funny. Half of the Imperium's tech, even during the Great Crusade, makes no sense anyways. At a certain point gothic architecture simply cannot be compatible with advanced tech. The lore these days takes it extra super serious though especially with the new Primaris Marines.

The orks are the only ones that lighten the mood, and the Tau are the only ones that make you think 'oh this IS the future'

Tau are space Marxists and need to be exterminated. They are the shittiest faction in 40k. The only way they could be worse is if they were furries.

Sorry, but some people aren't supportive of factions just because they are edgy like the Imperium or Chaos. The Interex and Tau are the only societies in 40k worth a damn.

You need to go back to Holla Forums.

You seem more concerned with ideologies than quality of life and standards.

Also


You brought up politics, not me. I do not base my decisions on fictional factions on that. Go away with that shit dude.

What quality of life standards? The Tau actively sterilize and genocide humans, and anyone that actually buys their spiel about the Greater Good in the 40k universe needs to kill themselves. The Interex is just shitty fanwank written by the leftist cucks shitting up the Black Library.

Says the imbecile that thinks there is nothing fishy about the Tau. You actually deserve to become their serf.

I'd sooner play as elves.

Sorry OP, no more room for non-human characters. We have to make up for years of non-diverse characters by ramrodding black women with afros into your video games.

Yeah I hear that meme a lot but what you those others forget is that humanity also did that in much, much, much higher numbers during the Age of Apostasy. They had sterilization camps and death camps all over the places for those who didn't buy int other Imperial Cult or of whom were "too impure"

I guess most sci-fi franchises are leftist then.

This is your mind on the pozz.

No shit you stupid fuck.

Welp, I'm out.

They're closer to the collectivism seen in ancient asian societies like China and Japan with a mix of the rigid caste system of india. They were never really communists in my eyes.

As a human life under the Imperium might be shit but I would take it over the even more oppressive and rigid environment that I would have as a Gue'vesa or even worse, as a Gue'la under the Tau.

Tech not making sense is a corner stone of the imperium. Understanding technology is heresy.

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The tau are a good asshole filter. People who like them are scum.

They are defacto leftists. They are racially tolerant, as you said, collectivist, and fight for the "Greater Good". Also, just like leftists, they are being controlled by the space Jew (the Eldar) from the shadows. Jokes aside, they are a shit faction and whoever came up with them should be boiled in their own shit and piss.


Oh, they understand technology. The problem is that many of their databases with the science and blueprints for the more advanced stuff are either destroyed, corrupted or infected with Chaos and will try to kill them if they attempt to access them. There's also the issue that whatever new weapon or vehicle they come up with would need to go through the monstrously complex logistics of the Imperium, and then you also need to provide spare parts and teach repair crews how to maintain said systems, and this when they might be decades away from a forge world. Also, to do that they would need to retool their assembly lines, and since the Imperium is in a constant state of total war they don't really have the time for that.

I'm not sure about the modern toned down fluff, but it used to be lore that neither the imperials or the mechanicus understood technology and actively hunted down rogue techpriests who tried to do so. It's all rote learning of handed down instructions, hence why technology is so ritualized in the imperium.

They light incense for their lasguns and stuff.

Well duh, user.
That's how you appease the machine spirits.

The interex were clearly inferior.

As of late the general idea is that pretty much every piece of Imperial technology has some kind of VA in it that needs "appeasing", which is basically various vocalized command lines to run diagnostics and properly boot up systems. Even lasguns have rudimentary operation systems that can be interfaced with.

There's a book trilogy, starting with Priests of Mars, that features an incredibly advanced human ship from before the fall. Once the onboard AI activates while fighting an Eldar ship it misses it, then turns back time to make sure the shot connects.


Of course they are. Ones who consort with Xenos are always in need of a good purging.

theyre amazing video game material. but i imagine games workshop is a bit stingy with who they give a green light to. oh what the fuck did i just type?

Never gonna happen for the sole reason that they're not space marines
GW only cares about the muhreens and ways in which to sell more of them

They've been handing over the license to anyone these days, hence why so many poorly made 40k games have started popping up. I'm not really complaining since it allowed the creation of Armageddon. Panzer General meets 40k is a match made in heaven.

But my general guess is that Orks would be too comedic for the current 40k the majority of the normalfag demographic has in mind.


I wish Marines were more like mechs from Battletech.

Truth. Better dead than tau.

More like a mix of caste systems and rigid society
The tau could have ended up being a neat "confederation" style faction with a wide variety of aliens to draw on but they bungled it pretty badly

The real tragedy is that I love hover tanks and the general look of Tau units, I just don't think they actually fit into 40k, either aesthetically or from a lore perspective. Also, the fact they get so much exposure despite being a wart on the Empire's ass is doubly irritating since writers have to come up with all kinds of convoluted reasons to include them into the plot as well.

thats probably the gist of it honestly. i dont fully understand why as im not really into the whole 'business' side of anything, but i imagine having something overshadowing your main character is usually seen as a bad move, because it doesnt seem to happen that often.


i think they didnt want it to be too optimistic for the setting, which was already a common complaint with them if im not mistaken.

GW is cucked to hell.

C-C-C-C-CHECKED

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they arent human dude. its entirely possible that "communism" works perfectly well for the tau. like it does for ants for example.

they still need to be exterminated though, since they are trying to take over human territory and are on the way to becomming an actual threat to zombie space hitler and the masterrace.

Tau work like ants when the Ethereal come in.

ants are a monarchy you fucking idiot. that's why its called a queen ant. more like alt-rightarded

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on all levels except physical you're an orc in it

What a sad delusional faggot you are to even play that game. I pirated it and played it for 30 minutes and put it down. Such a pathetic shit game.

Not even space fantasy as ridiculous as 40k can make communism look like the sane choice. Choosing to get pozzed by Chaos makes more sense, at least the Gods gift you (terrible) prizes instead of starvation.

They're literally just bootleg Star Trek. They're fucking shit compared to the Rogue Traders.


Ants don't have a political system fucktards, they're chitinous robots running on ichor instead of oil. The queen is a baby machine.

Genuinely interested on why it's a bad game.

cause it has loot boxes that contain everything you can pick up from the game playing normally

shadows of mordor was mediocre
want the same thing but with pay to win DLC features?

Never, Trump is rescinding Dakka

What about the actual insect race, the Q'orl or whatever

LOL No! The Tau are space Americans. Over reliance on technology, constantly jacking off over "Diversity", offer immigrants untold levels of "Freedom" and wealth to join them, victory through superior fire power, controlled by the zionists Ethereals, complete faith only in the nebulous "Greater Good" AKA "Freedom and Democracy!! Hurr Durr 'Merica fuck yeah!".

i do like firepower

No they fucking aren't.

low energy trolling

Orkz are asexual, they seed spores and literally pop out of the ground as full grown adults. Orkz, Grotz, squigz etc are all a part of the same fungal infection.

Let's play some sweet W40k with anons. I play mostly infamous Souls Storm, but it's fairly fun, don't believe the hate, it's really good with some serious balance problems.
Unless some asshole decides to be "funny" and instafuck your base with fast Necronlord teleport bullshit.

Is anyone hosting Soul Storm? I will host it tomorrow at 17-22 GMT. If you want, I will make a thread about it. not really worth it, but we'll see

It assumes that asexual creatures have nothing but masculine traits. Why wouldn't they have any female traits at all? Misogyny, that's why.

i would say that posting for the purpose of playing videogames is probably more important than whatever obnoxious thread youd be bumping off the catalog.

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They were the warrior caste of a fallen civilization. The brains behind the Greenskin empire are long gone but they programmed knowledge into the genetic code before they died out.

The Grotz, the servant caste has all the feminine, servile traits.

thats why the real way to play mekboy is to just hit the sort by largest and random buttons and use what parts it gives you

Nah crafting would be random, based on whatever components you try to cobble together.

reminder: orcs are the niggers of fantasy

>>>Holla Forums7518401
Did you really think Holla Forums would back you up?

Reminder: We're coming for your soul elf-boy

makes me wonder. what would san andreas have been like if CJ were an upper class man and the setting were more posh?

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Elves aren't white.

Reminder: Elves are the failed relicts of the past, MANKIND is the master race of fantasy

And orks aren't niggers, but they're analogous.

Also this.

That's right bitch! Imma thrust my power sword into your tight virgin wraithbone armor all night long.

How cisnormative of you, you problematic pissbaby. Womyn and every other gender of the 9001 genders out there can be strong and aggressive too.

sorry gayboi but the space elves have a clown god, and they have a death god waking up soon

That's cute.
Don't you have an appointment with a daemon? You know, so it can rape you?

Wrong, raping an elf is never gay because all elves are feminine


You can't rape the willing ;^)

well that doesnt sound like it would be as fun. good thing its a game about niggers then.

Orks was made for fightin'

sorry blueberries, it looks like this scuffle isnt going your way. although maybe if da orkz keep bombing their backline you can get some breathing room.

Tau never had a chance.
For the record I love the shit out of the mecha units Tau get but I loathe the Tau themselves.

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It's pewpew sissy lasers tho.
True men go for pure DAKKA! YA GIT!

GW is notorious for being extremely stupid and utilizing the warhammer brand (both 40k and fantasy) in a less than stellar manner. In terms of vidya they seem to hand out game licenses to companies like candy. and while some are okay budget titles these studios can't really risk making a game that doesn't feature the marines since they are the most popular thing in 40k despite being one of the less interesting factions in the Imperium.

Unless it is the Farsight enclaves the Tau are basically fucked when going against Orks in close quarters.

When I first found that image, I fapped to it for practically a week straight to the fantasy of impregnating her.

Mmhmm, sure kiddo.
Now go pleasure your Slaaneshi overlords like the good slave you are.

ty for sharing user
you have pretty mild tastes , hold onto your innocence while you can

True dat.

Game is retardedly easy even on the hardest difficulty

They're not Space Jap Commies and they're not Green Commies, so they're cool.

What's the closest I can get to a game about making fun kustom orky vehicles shitting out lead and going real fast?

how so? any way to maybe improve it with mods?
I'm really starved for orcs.

Praise be upon you, battle-brother! Remove knife-ears!

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Lost my shit at

If you can consistently dominate your orc breeding sow, you need a better orc breeding sow.

Orcs are usually based on steppe nomads or they are some germanic barbarians. only Orks I can think of that is even a little bit african are the savage orks in warhammer.

40k Orks:
a) Aren't the good guys
b) Aren't franchise mascots

warcrafts orcs are also niggers. in WC1-2 they were much more generic and if anything more based on mongols or steppe nomads like you said. in WC3 they gave them african jungle drum soundtracks and modeled their huts off african "architecture". theres a little bit of native american in there too what with the shamans wearing wolf skins, but most of the indjun stuff went to feed tauren lore.

if we are talking old school tolkien orcs, tolkien himself said that they were never specifically based on any race but represented the worst, most savage and cruel aspects of men distilled into a single species. however they also have some mongolian flavor to them in the books (they carry war-gongs into battle, theyre described as "slant-eyed") so who knows.

its also heavily implied in the books that uruk-hai are produced via rape. which again would make sense for them being based off mongols/africans

40k however has the best/most creative orks no doubt. theyre fungoid creatures (explains the no girls thing) that reproduce via spores , theyre addicted to the adrenaline rush of fighting that they will whither and die into cucks if they dont have a sustained supply of violence, their tech only works because of psychic meme magic and their culture is some bizarre scrap-punk society based off skinheads from the late 60s and football hooligans from england (if you look closely most orks have steel-capped boots, checkerboard patterns on their armor and even rugby helmets)
theyre like if sports rioters took over a planet, started rioting, and then never stopped until it spilled out across the whole solar system

Goblins > orcs > ogres > other greens-skins I cant think of > humans > elves

hey as long as it explodes

Leave it to the midget fucker to leave his lewds unspoiled.

did you get promoted?

You can play as an Orc in Skyrim.

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but skyrim is terrible

jej
Neither are Tau but they got a game.

better question, y no scalefolk game? i want a game that you can play as nagas, lizardfolk, kobolds, and merfolk.

Go play total war warhammer 2. Its got 2 factions of lizard men you can play as and they are both pretty cool.

aaayyyylmao

Space marines are all GW cares about marketing. Space marines are for the normalfags.

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But let's not forget over 9000 shitty Spehs Mehren games.

If everyone crave the ork game so much, why no create ork game??????

I had a great concept for an IG game where the map is just a giant city you and Orks are fighting over. The opening mission would be your transport being shot out of the sky, and as the only surviving member of the crash, you have to sneak around through a city of Orks you can't possibly win against in a 1v1 fight to reach HQ. From there you would be forced to go on missions and shit in true IG fashion, with everyone dying around you constantly. Eventually the game would get more tactical as you survive long enough to get field promotions to the point you start commanding dudes and what not.

because GW once sued a guy off his ass for selling a scifi book on amazon titled "Space Marine"

check'd


How can they sue people wit no names?

Tau aren't shitty because they aren't edgy. They're shit because their lack of edge makes them incompatible with the universe. It's like the fucking Federation from Star Trek just got plopped in the middle of this universe. They are a force of unparalleled good, and the only bad thing about them, the implied indoctrination, really isn't that bad compared to any other faction. Plus, they're such a stupidly bland sci-fi faction, they aren't fun at all. There's not telepathy turning a pile of scrap metal into function guns, or attack troops that run off the power of heavy metal. No obscene gothic architecture, or any of that. Instead the faction is made up of the first page of google image search results for "cool looking sci-fi"

no seriously, this is a thing that happened. some guy tried to sell a book on amazon titled space marine, he got his ass sued by GW because apparently Space Marine is trademarked.

But if we don't give any names or traces out, there isn't anyone they can sue

If only
nice pente

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They feel more like Civic Nationalists than they do Leftists, otherwise they wouldn't have the hierarchy of the Ethereals ruling over all the inferior castes, who in turn rule over all the inferior races.
It's plainly stated as propaganda. If anything it's more like Nationalism than Gommunism.


Machine spirits mother fucker. If things weren't ritualized you'd have abominations like what the Dark Mechanicus has, or shit like Dreadclaws which start to kill their own users because of how unchecked their edge levels are.

Mechwarrior: Imperial Knights edition never ever.

Thankfully, not yet, althought SJWs want to try and move in, the community is activly pushing back and making a huge fuss about how shit they are, something i think most of GW understands and approves of.

The madmax game.

Worst god

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is that the goddamn mutoid man from smash tv?
whats going on?

THE GAMES BELONG TO THE EMPEROR!

IT IS HE DESTINY OF HUMANITY TO GE ALL THE BEST GAMES, XENO FILTH!

There are fucking Tyranid units less disposable than fucking Orkz. Orkz are only good because of their fantastic lore and hilarious manner and voice acting. Playing as one would be boring as shit.

To be fair, their "we can be friends with everyone and work together for a better galaxy!" mindset is absolutely fantastic. Makes for some great lore, like that time they thought the edgy, spike covered, BDSM addicted race of space-cocaine and trap porn fueled eldar were going to really, really help them. And then were blown away when they did a whole shit ton of evil stuff and fucked off into the webway.

Their only value is in being taken advantage of by other races.

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i'm ok with both

Is Ynnead basically going to be an uncorrupted version of Slaanesh?

Nah, its the eldar god of death, no lewd things involved apart from yvraine being made out of sex.

Bfme2, there's no part of the evil campaign save one small bit on the start of the Grey Havens where you're not commanding a lot of orcs.
Your heroes are orcs and some undead. And then a fallen angel.

They were making a video game based on Gorkamorka. It was cancelled though.

Or that time when they killed a daemon and thought they had defeated a Chaos God. If there was justice in the world all Tau fluff would be about them tipping their fedora at the Imperium and calling them uncivilized, superstitious barbarians and then getting horribly raped by Chaos.

Battle for Wesnoth has a whole campaign dedicated to them.

Being an orcess fetishist is suffering.

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Perhaps the same could be said of all non-humans?

Welcome to fantasy, where most races are just humans in costume.

And yet orc porn (that isn't male orcs fucking elves) is exceptionally hard to come by.

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

I have a new pain I didn't know I could have
Along with the lack of an Ork game featuring biker combat racing.

Maybe because not many people are into the muscle girl stuff?

QU'EST-CE QU'UN HOMME?

Classic ArmA/Operation Flashpoint game setup.

yep

things have been looking up for you guys lately as monster girls in general catch on.
there didnt used to be any cute goblin girl porn. come on, chin up.

I'm not going to comment on the quality of the game but are you seriously trying to defend single player lootboxes.

Incase basically saved goblin porn for us.

That's becasue musclegirls are disgusting - a fetish for faggots and "men" with low T who want to be little girls and get dicked!

come on now

My fetish is green girls getting lewdly bullied by orc girls.
Just write it off as a goblin/elf or orc/elf halfling or something

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gobos are made for love

Go ahead and impregnate some daintly little elf and enjoy your manlet happa femboy son

das racist

Hmm, that WOULD explain why all men in history have prized strength over beauty in their women.

Because GW hates its fanbase

What the flying fuck?

God the Ynarri shit pisses me off so much. Yvraine is a mary sue in a race solely comprised of mary sues. She's the mary suest mary sue

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Never enough.

What the fuck is up with the lip syncing in this? It looks like i'm looking at a PS2 game… It doesn't even match what the guy is saying.

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Is there any ArmA mod that allows for Guardsman hijinks?

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KILL THE ORCS
SLAY THE ORCS
DESTROY THE ORCS

Have you seen their armor? Damn twigs tear like papier-mache.

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Yeah, theres a 40k arma mod, theres only orks and deathkorps of krieg thus far though.

Here's your spoon feed you fat-under aged fuck.

fuck that
post more orc ladies instead

That was never released, though.

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You mean the faggot that draws cuckshit, trannies, and is running a comic where the first few chapters are of a woman cucking her gay husband with a faggy elf? That incase?
Where are the goblins you mentioned? Are they behind that green elf?

artstyle > content
Just ignore the cuck shit in his non cucked images. It's what I do. Not like you're paying for that shit and he's probably pandering to a big audience. Let's not pretend half of us wouldn't draw furry porn if we know it would make up 6 figures.

Does he even draw non-cucked images anymore? Between the comic, and the dozens of sissy femboys and dickgirls I haven't seen him do something that was just a woman and a guy fucking. No implications of cucking/cheating, no femboys, trannies, or futa, no gaudy interracial though I'll admit he seems to have calmed his tits on that one.

id like an orc game specifically about
kinds of orc, they are my favorite

He does a lot of solo stuff. Which is what I enjoy so I don't mind. I don't like the content he draws but he's found a market and it's hard to blame him to change it makes you less money.

But how much of that is stuff that isn't the stuff mentioned beforehand? It's not worth the effort if I'm digging for maybe one or two images in a sea of cuck and "feminine" penises. He used to do monsters too. That was nice and I wish he'd go back to doing that. Hell he'd draw more people in if he broadened his shit to at least back where it was.

you can usually tell if his art work is cucked by the thumbnail. I'm sure you can use a site to filter out fetishes. If you want him to go back them write the fucker I guess. I doubt he'll agree though because he knows where his money is coming from.

Yes goy, let's all role play as pretty women instead of warriors. Wouldn't want to act like a nigger, right?

Yeah I know. It seems the only time cucks grow a spine is when people try to tell them to stop being such cucks. Knowing him he'd probably go on a spree of femboys and cuckoldry out of spite.

Doubt it. Artists who go full politics usually make less money. Either way I enjoy his female goblins so as long as he makes em I'll fap to em.

Imperial Guard. Space Wolves. Matt Ward's precious shit Ultrafags, especially now. The things you know when you actually pay attention to 40k lore.

Tau got a game because Games Workshop wanted to push sales of their new factions. Orks aren't new. Also, at the time, they were the closest thing to a good faction(at the time) since this was pre-refinement into the Orwellian nightmare they are today.

Are you telling me you haven't played this yet?

Nice shade of blue

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You know I still haven't seen a single ork posted in the thread yet. Why do people keep posting green elves? Elves are universally shit.

You don't inherit armor genetically, faggot.

It's a piece of equipment, you can always use a better one.

Orcs just black elves dumbass.

christ, that's just a fit demon, where's the orcyness

Has cyanide said anything about a sequel to Of Orcs and Men inb4 styx, that's a prequel :^)? I really liked that game.


Man this would be pretty hot if it weren't futa.

Those are dark elves.
Orcs need at least a little ugliness to them. Like a rough kind of hotness, rather than just a skintone change and maybe some fangs. It doesn't have to be much, but the pig nose is the barest minimum.

Do orcs females really have tits when they are not lactating? It does not seem very warriorlike

They're still mammals.

A warrior culture would have their women focus all their energy on taking care and giving birth to children.

other mammals only have those silly balloons when they are filled with milk, otherwise they are deflated
tits

Orcs aren't cows, and since they're more human-like it makes sense to use human logic for tits. I could see that for female minotaurs(?) though since they're clearly bovine.

And has a point in that women wouldn't be fighting in a warrior culture anyways.

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I've read alfie. Commentary on it is literally my first post in the thread, you mongoloid.
Xenobiology would be nice if I wasn't aware of the "oh bob" bullshit. last thing I wanted to see was one of those things' males in a cheerleader outfit. Which brings me back around to my wish for incase to stop drawing as much trapshit and go back to drawing monsters again.

Other apes do not lug around tits all the time either, and in such a fierce culture as the one of orcs having permanent breasts would clearly be a detriment. You can see that in how even if they are not the main fighters of their species they are almost always depicted as being ready for battle, carrying weapons and armour, big tits would constantly get in the way and any such weakness would quickly be bred out in that environment.

Okay second. forgot I made a post about that thing in the dress first.

True. Which is why I said "human-like". Also humans and other human-like races usually have this cool shit called armor that'd keep those in place much more easily. We went through the same general evolutionary thing and we still have tits. Women were ready for battle, but not expected to fight. Raising the young were the priority while the men did the fighting and other heavy lifting. You're trying awfully hard to lead up to "why aren't female orcs basically cuntboys".

An user bitching about Incase…

See
>Hell he'd draw more people in if he broadened his shit to at least back where it was.
How are you able to type so much when you clearly can't read?

This is highly questionable user…are you saying you want more normalfags attracted to Incase's art? From what mad corner of the Warp are you fucking smoking shit?

I mean what is this amateur night with the followers of Slaneesh? Hell, even now I'm starting to have some doubts if you're even an actual user or some stray pathetic Dark Eldar that's gone PC! Or maybe you're some stray machine spirit from the ancient mechanical planetoid known as Neo of Faggots.

Look at the picture attached and tell me honestly if that'd attract normalfags.
I just want less faggy crossdressers and incase to draw more tentacles and giant monster dicks going places they have no business fitting in.

That and incase is like one of the few artists that'll draw a good bush and not go full tumblr and also add in armpit hair, leg hair, arm hair, and an extra 50 pounds of fat.

They are lawfull neutral at best, and then you have people like the savlar chemdogs that are just chaotic assholes with an aquila sprayprinted over a chaos undivided sygil.

Yeah buddy. I wish some would take that game and aarklash legacy and do them over with an actual budget this time.

Try to a single game genre that cannot work with Orks.

You play as a kunnin' warboss who for once in an Ork's lifetime, decides to merely observe the carnage around him and take in all the blood, gunpowder, and pure indiscriminate(even towards your own) violence that all Orks live and die for, with a secret twist at the end of the game that as kunnin' as your warbossiness is, you actually did not give a single order throughout the game yet still won the battle against everything else on the planet because the genre demands that you remain silent from beginning to end. You are Warboss Dud Nuttin Et Al.

OI WARE DA FUK UZ MI ZOGGIN MEK RACIN GAEM, OI FUGGING SWEAR DAT WUD BE A ZOGGIN GREAT GAME BUT DOEZ GW GITS CAN'T DO SHIT
Also where the fuck is my Kharn the Betrayer Curazey game, or an actual game featuring an imperial knight and not a glorified cookie clicker with an easy to cheese system

You know right the ethereals probably fuck the alien species they bring in