THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

there is no amount of talent that can make square good again. He will just be dragged down with square enix and made a scapegoat like nomura and tabata.
This is absolute bullshit because Square's executive producer is putting words in Taro's mouth. So square is just trying to take everyone else around them down with them.

Post more 2b.

Honestly, they should have him do Tactics Ogre. He's the only guy out there that can create a plot fucked up enough to rival the Yugoslav Wars.

YES PLEASE

You've got good taste.

Someone post the gif

Final Fantasy XV is one of the fastest selling FF of all time & made them $470 million dollars in Gross revenue.

WHY?
Way to ruin a decent picture.

It also destroyed whatever expectation that the fanbase had left for them.
I don't know any person that actually liked that shitty game.

Did they ever go through with that storyline patch to make the game better or something?

Thanks, bro.

I actually have no idea.
I finished it after I got it at launch and completely forgot about it.
I doubt there's anything that can actually get me to play it again. The combat was just downright horrible and bland, and I'm not even going to go into the problems I had with the story.

I actually had some expectation for Tabata because I actually enjoyed Type-0, but he completely ruined it.

HOT DAYUM
2B's ass truly was the savior of Platinum games.

Is the site fucking up for anyone else?

Just remake the original Nier with a waifu as MC, since that's what the demographics want.

Since there wasn't a good FF game
EVER
Sure why not, whatever he comes up with will be a saving grace for this retarded franchise.

WebM playback has been a little slow but everything else is fine.

Sure why the fuck not. Let me play as robo-Ramza and assfuck the lucavi 2.0 back to the hell universe or whatever

A final fantasy with proper dating sim elements would be awesome, but I would settle for a good rhythm minigame.

Each Final Fantasy is it's own thing anyway. Why would it matter if Yoko makes a game with the FF branding on it?

Oh, right… money.

I just want a proper chocobo breeding/racing game that's kind of like harvest moon mixed with burnout paradise

You know what thats what it should be, just a Harvest moon-esq game with a bunch of mini-games with a giant movie sized budget.

Yeah I agree if they can make a farming game in the ff universe with all the bells and whistles (exploring dungeons, combat, an economy to sell and buy stuff in, waifus to romance, etc.) and add some more depth to each mechanic than that would be great

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You mean the collection of DLCs for each of the boys that fills in what happens when they left the party throughout the game?

I've been asking for this shit for years. Build up an abandoned farm and in doing so help the town grow back to life. Farming and ranching by day and hunting monsters at night. Come winter explore old forgotten tombs and dungeons you uncover throughout the game.

Preferably set in Ivalice but I'd play it if it was set anywhere, anywhen.

Stop telling me my post and file are already in this thread if they're not showing, Holla Forums.

Fucking finally. This board is shitting itself again.

Yes please.

That'll happen when pigs fly.

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Maybe he'll just add more attractive looking grills.

Cindy needs to be rescued from the gay dumpster fire that XV is.

This is possibly the only thing that could save the FF series. All of them except for 9 was shit since 8.

Taro can make an alternate XV where it is the ultimate roadtrip simulator across a large world.

user, you do realize you could've just said

>that ass

>Square Enix Producer: Yoko should do a final Fantasy so it can have similar strangeness to his other games.
>Yoko Taro: CHA-CHING, gibs me dat fuckhuge Final Fantasy budget, Squeenix. I'M RIIIIIICH!

I like this idea, the current people at SE have just run out of ideas and reuse the same stupid shit over and over some new talent is just what the franchise needs.

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If he does Ivalice, shit would be even fucking better, a FFT with his level of grit and Corpse Party level hyper lesbo murder grindhouse suffering would be the pinnacle of entertainment.

I hope for future Final Fantasy installments, he is able to add Sandy ass cheeks opposed to his wet ass drying physics. What a disappointment Automata was for the desert parts not giving 2B a well derseverd Sandy ass.

The biggest issue is that square enix has a pretty bad reputation when working with third parties. If I recall correctly there was a western studio working on a FF title and halfway through development SE turned on them and began to passive aggressively sabotage them. For example demanding they deliver the entire game's source code by fax machine, or declaring that the latest builds they were looking at weren't final fantasy. In desperation the devs sent them pics of FF12 and Square still claimed it was not FF. So I am not sure if they would give him the creative freedom he needs to realize his vision. Then again he is Japanese living in Japan so perhaps they will be more open to collaboration this time.

What happened to that cat

GRIN they were working on a game called Fortress, I don't know why but the entire development for that game just seems like SE had it out for them since day 1.

Isn't Ever Oasis, on the 3ds something like that? Haven't played it so no idea if it's good.

There's a game already like that it's called Rune Factory.

Is this the next step in him directing his porno?

Game was pretty overrated but the ass is nice. I even think her front crotch is sexier than her ass because it shows some of her pubic area.
I would not like a Yoko Taro FF. It doesn't need to become more pretentious. I would rather it go more super deformed and classic style.

Yes but you should play it on a hacked 2ds or you're a fag.

I'm not in the habit of grave robbing. Gimmie a franchise that isn't dead.

I'm having mixed feelings about this. On one hand, I'm happy about this development. On the other hand, Ivalice was Yasumi Matsuno's magnus opus. Not seeing him working on it anymore gives me sad feelings. I'm just venting here, anons.

Taro will go where the money is. He's said this over and over.

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i will agree fellow lunatic if there's anyone that can pull this off ,it's Taro

cuck's the word

as an actual director, yoko taro seems to have a strong skill of managing people and getting things produced. Nothing in Nier Automata feels like it was produced poorly, there's some thing that feel cheap but not low quality cheap, cheap as in the abundance of text only dialog, but even the text only dialog strikes with an impact that many games with full in-engine, in-game cutscenes with perfect syncing and wild camera work with performance by actors that all together cost 400k for just a minute and a half scene. Taro directs his team to make that 30 seconds of reading more impactful based on scenery, musical cues and everything built up in the characters and it nails its delivery inexpensively, effectively, and quickly. It took an hour to set up the scene and implement the text, trigger a few already done animations and cue in music at certain points by the guy creating the scene. It took one guy to review it and another to bug test it for 15 minutes each. 3 people for an hour and a half's work and no expensive productions, no wasted time, and good results.

Look at the problems of the final fantasy games lately. It's SE's flagship series and it's gone over-budget in the two worst ways, time and money. Horrendously over-budget in both regards and the return's while in the millions of units, haven't been the 9/10 game the series needs.

He's not just a weird dude who writes exciting stories and directs games in interesting ways, he's an extremely effective producer.

well it's not like you can hear her buttcheeks rub together or anything
but saved and replaced regardless

its just paranoid autists looking to let out their anger for being alone and miserable on a made up enemy. Why do you think there's so many people here that are desperate to say someone is from /a/, halfchan, resetera, neogaf, reddit, facebook, etc, etc. Not every webm needs sound, and if anything it's just wasteful of bandwidth.

Thats good
Thats bad
Thats good
Thats bad

MONKEYYYYSSS PPPAAAWWWWW

FFXV didn't just go overbudget in every way imaginable, it's also a shit game in every possible aspect that misses the mark in every way possible. Most gamers are heterosexual men? Let's give the blonde tomboy sexpot one hour of screentime in a 50+ hour game while feeding the audience mountains of fujoshit fodder of effeminate men clad in leather pants. People want an actual game? Let's automate the shit out of everything so the game plays itself, not like people are in it for the gameplay. Oh, and let's make the writing a convoluted mess that seems to have been ripped straight out of someone's Final Fantasy fanfic, because fuck being able to deliver a plot with a shred of coherence that isn't strung along with 10 minute cutsences where characters talk gibberish to each other.

I mean, I know that most FF games aren't exactly known for their well put together plots, but FF7 had moment-to-moment scenes that were well directed and impaction, XV is just a clusterfuck of rampant egos being let loose with nobody to rein them in, and that's how you get paying money for fashion industry hacks to design your costumes and making a replica of the ingame car as a marketing stunt.

Then again, this is the same company that let everyone suffer Lighting and her prepubescent male body for years on end.

Matsuno is working on a new Ivalice game, he confirmed he has a new ivalice project in the worlds to clear up the confusion of people thinking it was just the FFXIV 4.1 Ivalice raid.

Where did you get that idea from?

Yoko Taro is the Robin Williams of videogames. If life is going well he smiles but inside hes crying.

oh god please no

I liked FF15 a lot even though it felt incomplete, like MGS5.

So instead of metrosexual twinks, we are going to get a bunch of girls?

if you keep throwing words you know so little about in such a liberal manner around in this place,you're bound to get called out more sooner than later

It's almost too hard to believe something like that could happen in this day and age.

Yoko Taro directed FF game where you play as 4 mostly naked women, here we go.

Lmaoing @ ur lyf

Well, it's a good thing he's honest so I already know what I'm in for.

Honesty is rarer than honour in modern games development friend.

That means we're probably getting a NieR remake, or PC port, since Automata is the second best selling game on steam this year, I believe.

what makes you say that? they let him make Nier and nier automata.

I hope so. I got a copy on PS3 and it and Bloodborne are two games mustards really missed out on. Nier in particular would probably appeal a lot with shit like the under the mansion area.

You are right. Maybe.

I see Taro also enjoys shitposting.

Maybe.

his skull fell off

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I approve.

Nier was a niche that they didn't give as much of a shit for when compared to Final Fantasy.

All that blatant product placement is hilarious. I hope next game will feature Pizza Hut.

inb4

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literally yoko taro didn't fucking say that it says right there in your screencap - his PRODUCER did, yoko taro just wouldn't mind if he did work on it

That's why I don't take this bit about Final Fantasy seriously at all. He's a rusemaster.

they want to make another final fantasy movie? didnt they learn from the last time?
if he lets someone else to work on the gameplay, maybe

Why have I not yet seen anyone refer to him as an absolute mad moon?

Waifubots can't come any quicker.

You almost got me.

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yeah, he only needs to sign a contract with the yakuza and they are good to go.

let me introduce you to the concept of the mons pubis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis
also she has nudes
captcha: uge dik

He probably already did. Japan may not be controlled by kikes, but they are all controlled by Yakuza. Jews fear the Samurai because Japan is already Yakuza territory.

what's wrong with the picture

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Then upload said nudes.

no, you post like a 13 year old
also I don't save porn

Will he make final fantasy waifus great again?

FF will become porn if he were to control. Protagonists will be some girls showing more ass and thick thighs and he will try to it tragic.

There would also be no happy endings.

I hope you like it getting purged from the internet. I just found her, she's the girl from mp4 related.

nigger I have 4TB of solid-state storage and 3.2TB of it is taken up with apps and games, I do not have space for jerk-off material when there is literally an infinite amount of it on the internet, nevermind my wife in bed behind me

like who even gives a shit? are you so concerned with having the PERFECT PORN that you need to save every bit of it? be honest, how many times have you actually gone into the archives for jerk-off material instead of finding something new on the web?

as for the thread topic I think taro's games are interesting in spite of their 3edgy5u writing and premises, nier was a great 3D blend of open-world RPG, brawler combat, and danmaku games and the pretentious story only detracted from what was an otherwise interesting and unique game

Both of you get the fuck out.

I doubt they would do that. They want him to do his thing. Actually, this might be a good thing.

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I don't know how these two would relate, aside from both being the passing fancy of an alcoholic ADHD addled madman, but for some reason - it fills me with hope.

So I would be down with an adult pornographic fourth wall breaking turn-based Final Fantasy by Yoko Taro. Sad he's the only competent director.

But more serious question…

Would a threesome with Kainé and 2B be fun?

The classic FF games are perfectly good JRPGs.

So both you and Kaine are going to fug 2B from both sides?

I was thinking of going on a date with both, the classic definition, but sure.

But user, 2b isn't the main character

Nah, you give it up the ass to kaine, and >she dicks 2b.

That's pretty lewd user. You degenerate freak.

Well there will be lots of hand holding at least. :^)

But seriously I'm curious to see Yoko Taro pull off something new for a turn-based RPG.

Kek they smelled the stale shit from FF15 despite having worked on it for 12 years, they wish it had the reception Nier automata got. Nier is platinum + yoko + that guy from Dragon Quest + the whole repertoire of chaos songs from Nier 1. The problem with FF is simply that it is not longer a game meant to be made, there is nothing more to say.

Should I even play Final Fantasy 10 through 15, are any of the PC ports good? I stopped at 9 a long time ago cause I heard they just become god awful after 9.

9 wasn't good either, but yes, they get worse from there.

X and maybe X-2 are pretty decent games even if the story and the writing can be very unbearable. XIII and all those spin offs can go die in a hole. No clue about the rest.

Nope they are mostly the same thing, JRPG all the way, maybe XII spiced things up a bit but then you follow into the XIII series which are worse than a JRPG, they are a cinematic JRPG

There's plenty of directions you could take a FF game, SE and how it is run is the problem. They let these rock star faggots direct the project with seemingly no oversight and they always fuck it up. It shouldn't be that difficult to write a plot with some basic narrative and thematic coherence.

So what they should do is output a 1M dollar bounty open to nobodies to get the best most complete script to then make him direct the next FF?

Crystal Chronicles on Gamecube was fun with friends if you had 4 GBAs and 4 cables. A game like Crystal Chronicles is begging to be made on Switch.

Surprised Switch didn't get a Nier Automata port yet. Then again Star Fox Zero burned Platinum and Nintendo's good relationship.

Don't be jealous user, it's not healthy.
Your waifu will never love you and your onahole is just a pile of silicone

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3d is trash unless you're promoting the white race. Nobody likes a race mixer.

Kemono Friends was directed by a nobody and looked how that turned out.

We can only pray.

Funny my Nier handle name is in horor of Grape-kun since 20 years is pretty old for a penguin, may his life not have been in vain.

Yeah, dead.

I heard Kadokawa has been in talks with Tatsuki after all that backlash. They wanted to get rid of him before he evolves into a Kojima, but it was already too late.

How did they make such a perfect ass? The only time I'd ever be able to fap to ass fucking and only if the most important place got some love immediately after before they both collapse from satisfied exhaustion.

THE

ULTIMATE

FLAVOR

EXPERIENCE

I've got the perfect new game recommendation for you. It's called drink the shit under the sink.

Somebody's mad

So many nice things happened I forgot it wasnt the norm

The fucking clickbait from OP and the article is astounding.
YOKO TARO WANT TO WORK ON FINAL FANTASY!!!11

When the original interview sound like a light hearted joke or at best, just a random suggestion

Stay strong until there has been a final word.
off topic sage

Taro had said something about telling the modelers to go all out and perfect the ass and if he didn't like, to try again. The dude likes pretty girls.

I mean, have you seen the state of FF in recent years? Nomura fucking up with FF15. Them letting 13 to go long as long as it did. Them having to completely redo 14. Then Taro comes in and shatters Squeenix's predictions. Taro just wants to make games and if he gets a ton of money he'll do whatever. I doubt it was just some offhand remark. sage for double post.

Your telling me Yoko is working on this game? What are you kidding? And you expect me to believe that if he does (not likely let me tell you kiddo) BUT IF HE DOES he wants a big budget? What is he crazy? And you think this is a good idea? Let me tell you something buster if he worked on Final Fantasy like you expect me to believe it really is true but if it is, if you aren't pulling my chain here like some kind of fucking liar, you think this would save the franchise? Listen here. I got a little something you might be interested in a little question. What if he doesn't work on it ever think of that, you fucking mulako? Now let me ask you this, let me make your brain ponder something right here. A little equation here to solve you feel me? A little issue worth investigating. What if he fucking BLOWS it? You never thought to think so but I got it all solved I got it all figured out you need me to do some opinionating about things like this you just ask I'll know EXACTLY what's going to happen and out of everything I know, I know that this ain't very likely bucko not very likely indeed.

Ayo hol up!

there's always been those loud fucks who use reddit and overhype shit in any fanbase, it's not anything new.
But I can say that those fuckers have increased ever since automata became main stream
and I have to say that I'm not seeing a bright future for this series 2bh

I'm not mad. I just like fucking with people to be honest and this is the perfect place since this place is pretty autistic, not as much as /a/ on 4chan but that's just low hanging fruit. Not every shitpost can be perfect though but I try.

What's important is that you tried. Though you should be a bit more subtle.

Probably niggers.

square hinted at a pc port when they started printing discs for ps3 nier again after the success of automata

Theres a few problem with your statement, first of all, Nomura didn't fucked up, he was tied with KH3 and FF7 so the project was given to Tabata. Secondly, Yoko Taro is an independent dev with no ties with SE other than Yosuke Saito, the producer. Thirdly, Yosuke Saito is from another division of SE that have nothing to do with FF series, he's mainly work with Dragon Quest series. DQ and FF rarely overlap in term of development, in fact, both are considered as competitor even though they are from the same company.

If anything, the FF comment by the producer is just a jab at how the series costing the company millions of dollars while Nier, despite the smaller budget than FFXV, manage break expectation of everyone.

How about instead of a mainline title Yoko Taro directs a small turn-based spin-off?

How so?

Git gud, faggot.

Why are you talking about 3D?

bumping solely so I can save all the porn later when I have time

something something open world is padding (despite the fact you can fast travel/ride on fast animals), yadda yadda combat isn't 100% the deepest thing ever and is pretty much platinum by the books etc etc also the game gets easy, lots of sidequests aren't very interesting whatever whatever

of course this isn't commentary on the absolutely remarkable direction the game used, the superb acting from the japanese VAs, the remarkable pacing, the fantastic use of camera alone to change the game to entirely new genres, and a whole bunch of other far bigger and better things than "the combat wasn't mindblowingly new or deep" or "the sidequests are shallow."

I mean holy fuck, the game establishes switching perspectives in the final third of the game and then makes the entire finale of the game about viewing the events from the others perspective at a fucking insane pace. The constant switching between segments of game play culminating to the final boss where you make the decision on who you want to fight as. It was a moment of sheer brilliance and utter mastery of game directing. I don't know how anyone can overlook that. Nothing like that has ever been done before.

THIS

yoko taro is a thieving shit

t. assmad cuckdev

Hmmm….

cuckdev is yandere sim, get your shit right

No he threatened to fire the people working on the ass physics if they didn't make it perfect.

post archive link. i completely agree. its basically undertale lvls of cancer now.

It's still not undertale, autist.

this entire thread proves me right. Toro has done other things yet more than half the thread is just 2b spam.

Man, it's almost like Automata is the most recent game and people on Holla Forums are prone to post porn/cheesecake related to the topic, or something. Shit nigger how new are you?

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It's not projecting, it's assuming retard, get your perception straightened up.

Jesus Christ you're a homo as well, is this the so fabled state-enforced homosexuality I've heard about?

I may have used the wrong word but at least I am not a genetic dead end berating others for continuing their bloodline. Hitler would be ashamed of you.

Are you continuing the bloodline though or are you having 1-2 kids and never seeing them like a homo?

it was fun. Sure the combat was piss easy, but not any easier then Secret of Mana. The open world exploration was top tier. Even Hironobu Sakaguchi likes FFXV. Unnecessarily hating the game is literally a meme.

I don't know. Ask again in a decade.