Vidya Products

is this what people drink in murica

Sanic had the best products.

There is a recipe for them though, taste good.

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If you can get it anywhere this Sarsaparilla is great, it's made in Aus though so might be unavailable in the US or wherever you live.

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I'm in Aus and drink that when I get the craving from playing New Vegas.

It's available in most supermarkets user. Get your shit together and check the drinks/softdrinks section.

finally a product to activate my almonds with

Anyone ever tried these?

no put they look chalky

Athene extreme.
Its a shame what happened to him though. I really used to love and respect the dude.

user what the fuck is this

HIGH FIDELITY loli pantsu.
But honestly the file size goes apeshit if you keep the image quality up due to the effect of the portal she's holding back.

I should add I should have made a webm but I made this thing ages ago and stumbled across it on an old HDD I looked at the other day.

I enjoyed eating this.

where are the vidya themed sextoys?

dude just buy sarsaparilla, and slap your own label on it.

poorly modeled bolted on tits

all bundaberg drinks are p good

To much effort.

Yeah, a friend bought me them once, they were pretty good. He got me the mushroom one and it was alright. Slightly fruity not too chalky. Pretty much the type of 5 cent candy you can get in bags at a gas station in those little bins

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Sarsaparilla is a real drink, though.
It's basically alcoholic root beer.

Joke's on you: I want that gaming onesie.
Seems like the perfect outfit to wear when you don't plan on leaving the house for a few days.

There's a New Game themed onahole which looks kind of like ps vita.

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Fuck, I was going to post that. Ralston was cheap shit pseudo-generic cereal… but holy fuck was that stuff good. Probably a not insignificant part of why I was such a fat fuck as a kid. And I never even had an NES/SNES growing up. We were a Sega household. They actually had a good product to sell, rather than just slapping a popular license on a mediocre product.

I really hope whoever bought them kept the recipe and decide to re-release it some day to rake in those nostalgia bucks.

Their Batman cereal was goddamned great as well.

Is that the Brazilian way of making hot chocolate?

I honest to god think this was the tastiest soda to ever hit the market

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The PS Move controllers are better for that purpose.

Holy shit that mouse looks worse than a R.A.T.

I'll have to take your word on that one.

is that a sex toy or just a meticulously clean butthole?

My god, that woman's asshole is divine. I don't even like assholes, but wow.

latter.

The vagina is clearly visible and I'm still worried there's a dick.

good, always stay alert

Good. A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of faggotry.

The trap menace is around every corner

i remember a long, long time ago, maybe 1989, my mom bought some zelda brand fruit snacks. they were the worst fucking idea ever: one of the fruit snacks was a hard candy like a werther's or something, and i can still remember losing my first baby tooth from chomping on that one thinking it was just another soft little gummy thing

These are fucking nasty.
Every generic gaming youtuber has cans of these in their room.

Did somebody say Ralston?

Go suck kike consumerist cock somewhere else.

Since when is sarsaparilla alcoholic?

Why is v/ becoming shill central now? They don't even try to disguise it at all.

Sage. For shill faggotry.

T. Holla Forums

quit trying to fit in

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Funnily enough, this was the worst, also by Mountain Dew.

I just tried Tropical Smash.
I thought it was good

Is this more to your liking anons?

Never tasted it, although that color is unappetizing as fuck.

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I had it after I heard some anons raving about it. It wasn't bad. This shit however was awful. I don't know where the craze of making spicy drinks came from but it needs to stop (and seems dead now thankfully).

There a local brewery that makes Root beer and a Ginger ale that markets itself as being a non-alcoholic thing. They also have a hard version but it's just their regular stuff mixed with vodka which seems so lame.

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Is that supposed to be a picture of Mark?

wow, this is just horrible

halfchan tier shills

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Fine, is this better?

Honestly those things are preddy gud in terms of the fillings, especially the curry one

Well, nintendo-themed candies seem to be fucking everywhere, I'm sure there's some that aren't shit.

uma delicia

Red is my favorite color, so I'd definitely be more inclined to drink that than Tropical Piss.

I'd be shocked if you could actually taste the whiskey past Jones strawberry-lime pop AND ginger beer. They don't mention how much of each you're supposed to use, either, which is going to make mixing a bit of a crapshoot.
Simple, and uses vodka so impossible to completely screw up. Since vodka has no (good) flavor, it's just a matter of adjusting for how fast you want to get hammered with this one. Jones is pretty good shit but it's awful spendy to be mixing with.

I'd sniff these.
haha

NINTENDO LOVES CUNNY
NINTENDO CUNNY SWITCH MASTER RACE!!

It is. They still sell it. Occasionally it'll be tied to CoD or another fps but I bought a 24 pack yesterday that didn't have any game on it

No, i'm convinced halo 3 flavor was unique even if i'm gaslamping myself

I don't think it's any different

I've searched and was surprised to not find any Kirby onahole/fleshlight. His mouth already looks like the opening of one.

The fuck? I live right fucking by the cariboo brewery and haven't seen this shit yet. Cant be worse than fucking buckshot. Also mango heat was the absolute worst thing since salmon jones soda.

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gay! That drink is nowhere near as good as American root beer!

The sarsaparilla is good, I prefer their ginger beer.

There's one ginger ale I covet. I haven't had it since I was a kid, I've never been able to find it anywhere in the US

I vaguely recall reading on wikipedia that sarsaprilla's main authentic ingredient was mildly carcinogenic, not that modern root beer is any better

I thought the first pic was some Travis sunglasses.

It shares this problem with root beers. Sassafras oil is the ingredient in question.

It's perfect. Just like the idiots that play the game, they have to pay for things to enjoy themselves.

you can just get a regular onesie, without the shitty "gamer" stuff tagged on, and probably a quarter of the price, too. I write this wearing a onesie right now, in fact.

My grandma used to get these when I was little. I don't think they exist anymore.

I just remembered that I used to have one.

My brother bought me the mushroom one when he was visiting the US. I never tried the sweets inside it though and because I've had it for several years now I doubt I will.

Depends how it's made, similar to most old sodas if it's made traditionally it's going to be slightly alcoholic.

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Okay, somehow I posted without even posting.

Okay, and?

Boy, I'd love to suck down some MadDog out of that wine glass. Maybe some Boone's Farm if I'm feeling fancy.

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The fact that the shit exists bothers me. Like, fuck, if you just want to get tanked on the cheap buy some Olde English or King Cobra like the nigger you are.

Fuck off to your NeoFag Rapefugee containment site

Where do you get the idea that Neofags will start posting here? This is the last place they would come.

If Kirby eats panties, does he become panties?

It's so sad to see how this board has fallen from grace. It feels like only the other day we were ripping on people for playing Halo and drinking Mountain Dew and eating Doritos. But not that a meme game has some hipster soda and candy it's automatically "done right"?

if he swallows my cum does he beCUM cum? isn't his mouth a portal to a black void where everything he swallows stays? if i cum in his mouth would i cum on the enemies he swallowed?

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Blame Mark for forcing spoiled porn. Reddit is gay.

We can get in here in the states. I've had some. It was good. Burned going down if i recall. I've seen like 3 packs of it in my life so it's not that common. Maybe from specialty shop?

London drugs my dude, only 99 cents and as good as any Barqes.

I didn't know Salmon Jones Soda was a thing but kinda glad I didn't.

Not gonna lie, every time I see that set of pajamas, it looks comfy every time.

ahahaha oh shit nigger what are you doing.
Jones is pretty fucking good my man. I've had BETTER pops but I've had way worse.

I was getting Bundaberg ginger beer from Costco (fucking good shit too). Bundaberg isn't obscure or anything, I'd wager if you look around in enough supermarkets you'll find it.

t. shitposter

I refuse to become a lolicon.

I say Code Red. Fucking unbelievable perfect harmonic fusion of the legendary citrus flavor with a straight up blast of cherry.

What's this strange feeling I get looking at this from my memories?

Holla Forums was never good. Holla Forums was never good. Pissing in an ocean of piss, etc. etc. You may not like it but it's true.

I'll be honest I can't stand Code Red. Voltage is better.

Ah! That's likely where it's from then.

Who else drink faygo here?
The worst thing those faggots did was ruin an amazing soda. Well that and their shitty wrestling

Faygo is alright. Cheap as fuck, some good flavors. I prefer sugar-based pop when I can get it though. HFCS really fucks with the mouthfeel of pop.

Aren't those gamer food foil packs just bags of nuts with the word "GAMER XD" written on them?

I remember some of the names, they were shit like

Wait the fuck happened to Athene?

products for cuphead and mugman not a cup and a mug. Falure

Are you that stupid faggot who spent 20 minutes trying to beat the first part of the Cuphead tutorial?

Kids don't get shit like this anymore. No wonder they're all turning to crack and underage pregnancies.

I had some of that Donkey Kong cereal back in the 80's, they were not crunchy barrels of fun at all, more like crunchy barrels of ass. Pac Man cereal wasn't much better. Wayne Gretzky cereal was tastier than all, which was a shame because I hated hockey at the time, and spent every day of my childhood thinking about vidya.

Conversely, you should avoid this stuff like the plague.

It's a
PRO GAMING SUIT
alright Mom? Now get out of my room.

Holla Forums invited reddit last year
we've been dead for a while

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Dont talk shit about baja blast you nigger

Sounds like someone is not being optimal.

>root beer
>ginger ale
With the proliferation of subhumans in the modern world, is it surprising at all they feel the need to slap those labels on them? Mountain Dew "Spiked" has to have a non-alcoholic label lest some retard think it's like spiked punch.

What are you, gay?

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He started a cult

Code Red, White Out and Voltage. Mixed. Why. Does anyone at fucking Pepsico have tastebuds? I can't imagine any such person signing off on that clusterfuck of a mixture.

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Monster has such a weird advertising campaign. I don't understand how anybody could think this will make them better at a game by drinking it. Shit makes you jittery and wired as fuck.

user I need 2 fucking cans of Monster Java to get up and go to work in the morning these days. 188mg of caffeine a can. Shit, that's actually a step DOWN from my college shit, I was drinking a pair of Rockstar Revolts a day to fucking function and those are 240mg apiece. Maybe I'm just fucked up, I dunno.

Look up what the symbol means. It's meant to kill you.

Stop that shit user, you need it because your body has become addicted to it. Get 8 hours of sleep instead of go cold turkey.

Anyone else remember there being a watch based on the one from the N64 Goldeneye being sold at Funcoland? I've been googling and it doesn't seem to exist anymore. Is this another effect of the timeline shift?

Hey, as long as we're talking about Mountain Dew, is Hitler Did Nothing Wrong flavor Mountain Dew still in circulation? I can't find it anywhere.

This thread is ironic you spergs. Do you think LOL threads are serious too?

LOL threads are serious, user.
Serious cancer.

You're not gonna make it.

Yes, as you can imagine they tasted exactly like Pez.

As I've become older I find I like my gaming merch to be a bit less on the nose about where it's from.

Perfect example I can think of are the patches/logos from the MGS games of the various military units. Or a piece of clothing that has some sort of logo or symbol from a game but doesn't plaster who or what it's from all over the place.
basically something that looks like it was lifted out of the game world and thus doesn't have the game's name or the company name all over the god damned thing.

My mom is the only fucking person alive I know of that likes White Out. Tried it once, didn't know what the fuck I was supposed to be tasting and spit it out into a sink instantaneously.

I can imagine cherry and orange at least tasting tolerable together. Right?

Soda is what I'd rather be addicted to than alcohol.

I used to drink that shit when I was 17. Hell, my favorite bum wine shit was Night Train express. Tastes like cough syrup, can't find it anymore but I'd like to try it one more time.

Switch to black coffee.
It took me a while, but I worked at a warehouse for a year or so and got stuck on monster and other energy drink shit.
I stopped drinking monster and rockstar and switched to mountain dew kickstarters.
Then after a while I changed to black coffee.

You learn to adapt, get off the energy drinks, you're addicted.

Man I just want some Jones cream soda. It's not anywhere in the US I swear to God. Fuck you Canadians for hoarding that shit

Caffeine pills, don't drink the energy Jew

You wanna know what I do to get myself going after a day of no sleep? Crushed caffeine pills right up the nose. It just works.

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