New Last of Us 2 Trailer

This looks fucking terrible. Ellie looks like she's 35 in this. What the fuck were they thinking?

youtube.com/watch?v=UzdNECcio54

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archive.fo/uudyE
playstationlifestyle.net/2017/01/23/the-last-of-us-part-ii-writer-wont-shy-away-including-personal-politics/
oneangrygamer.net/2017/10/last-us-part-2-trailer-introduces-muscly-female-soldier-cultists/43144/
archive.fo/8ZFj3
youtu.be/BF0EaH73ee4?t=4m57s
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youtube.com/watch?v=qRjZf_F3URQ&feature=youtu.be&t=6
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

You deserve it.

Also
Yet again, huh kikes?

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Isn't the game director one?

That's a man, baby

where does it say that?
back to cuckchan
we also had a thread about that, faggith.

It’s the fucking voice actress.

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That's a man.

>(((religion)))

That looks like a fucking man.

What is the point of religion anyway? I just find it as a way to have faith. But nooo. Religious books have to be fucked up.

sage because offtopic

Yes

I thought she didn't talk in the trailer and what about the previous trailer where they showed her face and body?

christanity is just crypto juadism, tbh

Y'all need god motherfuckers, better believing in something that teaches me values than being a godless nigga with no concern for others.

I'm fucking retarded.

I hope that's a man, I really do. Making an earnest caricature out of a female character wasn't cool the first five million times some kike tried it, and it hasn't magically improved.

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It looks like they put a teenage boy's face on a steroid user's body.

She got broader shoulders than most dudes. And those veins on her arms, for a female, holy shit is she taking steroids or something?

Tranny confirmed

There's strong female character… then, there's just a man with tits.

The trailer triggered the SJWs, Cucktaku, and Polygon. So it's good.

I'm not even buying the Last of Us 2 used, because of Cuckmann. There's games that I see as superior than this on the Playstation 4.

What are the chances the lead writer's wife has been juicing lately?

I know a chick like this.
It happens. It's rare, but it happens. The thing is that it takes a bit of dedication.

But what they basically did is they made her the female version of RE5 Chris. Where there is a logical conclusion to be drawn here and that is if your life or job is basically fighting monsters and other humans all day every day to survive then you'd likely buff up. Either naturally through the stresses of the job or through dedicated training.

Chris from RE5 is that logical conclusion but taken overboard. Instead of slightly beefing him up from his 1998 days (a decently physically fit air-force guy turned cop) they made him into a roided monsters (pic related). This of course would take dedicated training, eating, maybe actually roids.

Ellie here is basically that same mistake. If trying to stay logical (as much as you can anyway) Ellie should have a good tone to her body but she likely wouldn't be able to get all the food needed to build that muscle and said muscle would have to come from dedicated training anyway.

Unless it's going to be explained that she's got some hormonal uptick in testosterone somehow, this doesn't seem right. Because what you see there is the body of a 16 year old sports playing boy.

Any source on that, user?

who is that guy?
and where is my webm, shill?

That's supposed to be the girl protagonist from the last of us? What the fuck

Is she even still doing anything with games lately? Hasn't that witch flown off to fuck with other communities yet?

I refuse to believe that after multiple episodes of tender lovings with Joel that Ellie would turn into a mannish dyke.

Extended anal does weird things to female brain, man.

From what I've read about her, she's still bringing brought in conversations about "Women in the gaming community". And, studios (Unsurprisingly, AAA studios) are hiring her to critique the development of their games to ensure maximum diversity.

Here, user. Link: oneangrygamer.net/2017/10/sjws-reprove-naughty-dog-last-us-part-2s-violence-women/43221/

Ya want me to look for more?

lol what a joke

This is Ellie in the first trailer for the sequel. I don't think that's her.

Is ellie a man now? Do they have hormone therapy after the apocalypse?

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Damn…

Hey, remember when you were a kid and you had all kinds of ideas about video games and how they should be made and what would make them awesome? How it would be a dream to be able to go into a game studio and just give them your ideas and they would be eager to take them and use them?
How that would never happen because of course realistically game companies would want people with actual talent at making games before they ever let something like that childhood dream happen?

Well, she's living your childhood dream, user.

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Is that Ellie? not even Ellen Page looks so manly.

(Checked)
Nice. Very nice.

Worse yet, OP is a cuckchanner, liked the first game and can't embed

I don't know what you're all complaining about, they're trying to mimic Hollywood movies and she's exactly the type of womanly figure Hollywood would cast! Bravo!

This is Elizabeth in the first Bioshock Infinite trailer. Do you believe in ✡design changes✡ now?

Also Ellie in the first trailer has tattoos on her arms, this "woman" doesn't.

If this is what it takes to get male feminist devs to get hard, so be it.

Well it doesn't seem too farfetched to base a business on it actually. There would be some out of the box brilliant ideas to develop vidya on. So you get your ideas from idealistic dreamers and turn them into games.

Just map out the idea and then you have the team with an actual experienced leadership to make the game happen. And you of course charge the guy for the idea and in turn if the game turns profit give some of the money to him because it was his idea.

I don't know how it feels to be retarded, but empathizing with you is helping me understand.

How do you get a tattoo in a post-apocalyptic world? Where spores and shit will fuck you up?

Fuck. Maybe TLoU2 is an allegory for what feminism does to cute girls

Here it is.
I checked myself to see if that thing was a woman, because I didn't believe it and I thought OP was trolling. No, it's actually a woman.
Here's a hooktube link which redirects from the youtube video directly so it doesn't give IGN or whatever the fuck views, I'm not embedding the youtube link for that reason
hooktube.com/watch?v=VXUPpxA32Og

IF you want to see the actual youtube video just replace "hook" in the above URL with "you"

It makes zero business sense to do this kind of stuff with some overly vindictive feminist cunt with massive political pull though. Some random nobody could be forgotten within a week if you decide to not credit him but this bitch will hang your entire studio by the balls if you do anything less than give her the golden throne. Even if they were getting big government grants it can't be worth all the red tape.

Well no shit it's a woman, but it's not Ellie.

She's the Al Sharpton of feminism. She kicks the door of a game studio and tells them to make games that won't sell. So far she's done a good job (Mirror's Edge Catalyst, ME:A…).
Also she has a Twitch channel but it's her tranny friend who plays all the games.

I just mean't in general. You have to greenlight the ideas and whatnot of course, i heavily doubt a sheboon can come up with any good ideas. It takes some creativity and talent to come up with original and good ideas, which would weed out the SJW's pretty fast.

Great argument, dipshit. Way to go. It’s the same voice actress.

And net you an empty studio in today's market. Get with the times gramps.

I know a ton of girls who looked really like they wold grow up to be hot and ended up as fugly as Ellie.

Jesus christ the whole cast looks like its straight out of antifa
by the way the last screencap is the same >girl

Says who?

So, nothing of value is lost. Honestly, AAA gaming needs to crash anyway. Ham fisted feminism is a good enough catalyst. That and microtransactions and lootboxes that seem to be becoming the new norm.

Nobody in antifa looks like they can rip open a wet paper bag.

If I had to guess, skinheads? Probably going to be some shoehorned white supremacists for no fucking reason.
They'll probably have a MAGA hat sitting around somewhere.

This looks like a SyFy original movie.

That's true

Ohhohohoho yeahhhh

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Nah, i'll just relocate to Hungary. Gotta stay ahead of the curve if you want to be succesfall current year man.

If I see big tits, I don't care.

they literally took a male 3D model and made small adjustments to face and chest to make it "female"
The very tiny percentage of women who literally have arms like that in real life take regular testosterone injections and powerlift in order to get them, it is virtually impossible for a woman to get that way naturally no matter how much she works out.

t. /fit/izen

Son of a bitch do I fucking hate this progressive faggots, always doing everything they can to constantly force everything to fit their worldview rather than vice versa.

Ellie always been a THOT

I heard that's Ellie's mom, user. I dunno if the trailer is showing a prologue, a flashback, or will have prequel-ish elements in a sequel.

There isn't a single competent coder out there who is an sjw. It's all the human resources and "ideas guys" that are this cancer.

We're talking about AAA games here, pal.

I'd say they look like the Sun Queen cultists from Tomb Raider (2013), Antifa is wimpy, even their attacks are wimpy. But since this is current Naughty Dog with Druckmann in charge, I'll say they're cucked versions of the Sun Queen cultists.

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Not all the brainwashing regiments in the world will have me believe that model is anything but a guy's body with a stronk womyn's face pasted onto it. AAA games are so hard to look at these days with how atrocious these "things" look despite advancing tech.

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A - fucking - men.

Why can't we have games with no
politics involved? Postal 2's a good
== example.

archive.fo/uudyE

whoa
so strong
so independant

I knew it, Last of Us 2 will be one of those games that I won't buy used. Link: playstationlifestyle.net/2017/01/23/the-last-of-us-part-ii-writer-wont-shy-away-including-personal-politics/

politics involved?

HAHAHAHAHA

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So everything that documentary "The Red Pill" says is true, men have disposable lives but women don't.

(((Druckmann))) must have some major skeletons in his closet if he can point at images of well-shaped women and see a problem.

Agree, user. Those skeletons are godzilla-size.

Unrelated, at least I can excuse Cortana (she's a robot, who can take any form she likes, or so I heard) and Quiet has a bad condition which requires her to breath through her skin. They can be skimpy.

I prefer Yoko Taro's argument when it comes to those kind of characters.

there is a comic floating around about why the artists made those girls like that,
at the end there was the artist of dragon crown saying he loves boobs

That's better and way based, the other example I gave was for one to at least understand the background and story, which will further complicate things to non-gamers or those outside of the fandom.

I for example want to make an exploration game starring a gynoid to have an excuse for some customization and appeal.

improve yourself.

Same world where both being, "rebels", "smugglers" and part of the army is literally just murder for no reason.

Jesus, no effort huh?

One Angry Gamer talks about the buch woman and the cultists.

Link: oneangrygamer.net/2017/10/last-us-part-2-trailer-introduces-muscly-female-soldier-cultists/43144/

Nothing wrong with a courtesy character like Quiet for eye-candy. This is our hobby, allow us the service.

*fan-service.

You need to go back.

she only looked nice when she was wearing the sniper wolf uniform

Tell me more user.

MUH VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMYN

Question for you, Holla Forums, do you enjoy "mature" videogames?

Hahaha holy shit what a bunch of fucking idiots. No self awareness.

I hope to god this shit bombs

Hell yeah I enjoy porn games.

Define "mature" videogames.

The kind that scream "take us seriously".

What does this have to do with video games?

archive.fo/8ZFj3

I'm not sure what I'm going to fap to harder, the idea of watching a woman's arms get broken with hammers or Neil getting eaten alive by his own cadre

yes

Oh boy, its another case of how bad violent video games are. Hatred had more grotesque scenes. But i think you should let them to shit on jewish dog.

Then I don't like them.

Woah look at all that gameplay.

user, the file size limit is now at 16 MB, just so you know.

game's over, everybody. go home.

Why not do both, user?

These people should be gassed, if only to safeguard the genepool against them.

do you have a torrent for that game? I've been meaning to play it and apparently i'm too retarded to find it.

sage for offtopic

Oh holy shit user I'd rub myself raw. No, no, moderation is key, I need to pick one. Seriously, though, the salt being spilled over muh violins against wombyn is wonderful. Galbrush commenter was right and we all know it, and the SJWs keep proving it.

This is what happens when you market games to the willingly forgetful and take nearly half a decade to shit them out.

I wish ND did extensive research on how fast does your neck snap when hanged.
Preferably entire studio should go and find out on their own, first hand

>womyn can be badass feminist fighters too!!!

Oh, is that so? Well thanks user I'll keep that in mind for other webms.

Your neck snaps when that rope bottoms out, game over man. The problem is that without a proper gallows setup it's actually pretty dicey.

How about Neil getting eaten alive? Since there'll be more fap material that the salt mines will generate once the game comes out.

Feminist tears are the best lube

based on the trailer it looks like they just hoisted her ass into the noose. Hard to tell since the trailer is so fucking dark. But based on that assumption it really boils down to your ability to hold your breath and the strength of your neck muscles combined with weight.

Holy fucking YUCK!

That's a bold fucking claim friendo.

Here's your (you), now go back to ResetEra

All I know is that woman, which the bad guys were trying to hang and knife up, should've been dead by the time Asian boy tells Asian woman to cut the rope.

Nah, kill yourself.

I'd prefer red dead redemption.

This. Just look at MGS4.

I own a ps4 and TLOU and never even finished it :/

Are you sure that's supposed to be Ellie?
Not some new random dyke character?

Reminds me of the chick from that shitty RE movie

You should have asked that when they decided to stop making games like Crash Bandicoot and Jak, and start making 'serious, deep, philosophical' movie-games instead

But Steam and GoG already has Activision, Ubisoft, and bits of EA.

Uncharted at least pretended to be a fun adventure. Then they hired the yid, fired one of the rare competent women in the industry because she wouldn't shill "muh soggy knees in the industry" and proceeded to do what always happens when a Jew infestation takes root.

I like the lack of any features that would prove or even suggest humans are a sexually dymorphic species.

Reported.

That's the female ideal according to Marxist ideology. A worker ant indistinguishable from her male counterpart to the feed into the meatgrinder to enrich the Jew.

It kinda looks like the rope is attached to the shoulders but that might just be the darkness in the trailer.
Of course using the torture method of hoisting someone by their hand that are bound backwards would be something more interesting but what did I expect

Agree. Naughty Dog wants to outdo Ubisoft, Activision, and the indie company that made Yooka Laylee in being cucky.

There's no tits at all. It's just a nasty ass tranny.

its cool that im not jewish then

They obviously take inspiration from Hollywood.

This is being directed and written by a Jew, user. The same race that spawns by stirring in bloody foreskins with ash and matzah.

That's a fridge.

There's the itty bitty titty committee and then there's being flat enough to iron shirts on. God damn.

who put a bikini on a surfboard?

Don't forget your blood circulation is more than likely being cut off by the tightness of the rope. She should have at least been passed out by the time they rescued her.

She looks like a lesbian though, the butch types.

This is something fresh because a nigger is a high-ranking entity in that (((cult)))

How the fuck does one fix this?

I have more tits than her, and I'm male

mods

? How is it like stalker or dark messiah?

She looks like a man.

Go back in time and prevent the Jews from inbreeding for a few thousand years.

Wouldn't stopping FDR from getting elected fix it?
Shooting McCollum could work.

(checked)

Hitler can you tell a little more of this McCollum fellow, it's been ages since I took a history class.

So this new TLOU stars a cuntboi?

Cocksucker that drew up a memo listing what the US needed to do to force Japan into attacking the US, and thus into a war it couldn't win.


It starts the ugly dyke from the first game doing whatever. ND gave us this wonderful trailer just to inform us how "mature" and "serious" their newest YouTube exclusive was going to be.

Two or three of them, but the trailer was so dark. I mixed up Asian archer with the others.

lemme see if I can work this shit out.

3DPD, butch and femishit continues to only show how undesirable and pathetically edgy it is.

Any fresh, hot memes yet? Ellie looks fucking hilarious particularly.

Maybe she's juicing?

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Brainiac who (((theorized))) an 8-point plan how to provoke Japan into attacking the USA so they have a reason to retaliate with public support.
Best goys say that it was a pure coincidence all 8 points (((fulfilled themselves))).
Imagine if he played lotto, only 6 numbers to guess!

I could easily mistake that for a dude.

Seriously, how great is it these retards are finally really starting to show how incompetent at any kind of "narrative" or character writing it is whatsoever, let alone making games worth paying hard earned paychecks for?

A hula hoop and a time machine.

Wait for them to make her the equivalent of fat Nathan Drake with dyed hair in 3.

That's more depressing. Considering Naughty Dog got rid of Fat! Nathan Drake.

Check out my OC, Elliot Rojer, he's a young but ambitious pirate who lost his hand in a fight with a giant shark, and the eye when he forgot he lost his hand.

Last I heard, she went to "critiquing" films. Earlier, Anita tried making a short documentary about women history "forgotten."

user, ya forgotten the "Do not steal" tag that I usually see in Deviantart.

Oh look, the sequel to "the gameplay isn't very good but the story is so great" the game. I don't think I could care less.

He's a pirate so that'd be hypocritical.

But user this isn't a sequel to Planescape Torment

(nice)

She is built like a horse and has no tits. Just like the NuLara from the movie.

I can see this as a character in Last of Us 4 or 5, user.

>(((Religion)))
Good goy, keep chopping your childrens penises off and remember man is weak and remember self hatred!

The actress for NuLara in the Tomb Raider (2013) movie is Swedish, I heard.

Not to mention that the only male present in the trailer looks like a fucking weak ass girl.

Circumcision isn't required for Christians. The doctors who make a business of it are the real problem here.

So they're in sort of a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario now. If they cave to the muh violenz gainst wimmin squealers, delay the game, and remove all that stuff, the game will be bland as fuck and normal fans will drop it like a hot turd. If they keep it in, squealers will up their pitch, it will get terrible mainstream press, and sales will suffer. As someone who's just in it to point and laugh, I feel like there's no way to lose, here.

Given their pathological masochism I wouldn't be surprised to find out they do this shit on purpose and want to fail.

But The Last of Us is actually a game unlike the other art house shit everyone hates. Which is why I wish no one used it as an argument against walking simulator/indie shit.

It has melee, shooting gameplay, inventory management, easy deaths that require at least some planning to progress and even stealth mechanics. Obviously, not everyone is going to like it, but it is legitimately a videogame that at least actually uses its story for what it enables gameplay, which is exactly what Carmack is fucking talking about when he said it's expected to be there. That much I'll give it credit for.

And no, I don't fucking like it, I just acknowledge it's an actual videogame even if it became the symptom of a large problem in all kinds of ways.

It looks like they took Rey's head and pasted it onto the body of a beefy manlet with gynecomastia

I heard that the first Last of Us game is good/awesome, user. It's to the point that I can't believe that it was kinda birthed out of Women Vs. Tropes.

the outrage could actually be a publicity stunt or something. i mean, the entire point of portraying violence against women in a story like this is to illustrate that the bad guy are really, really bad; it shows that the protagonists are facing very high stakes because the bad guys are so bad that they're willing to abandon the human instinct against killing/hurting women. violence against women is inherently outrageous, these fucking children on twitter are only supporting the narrative/emotional concept that the trailer was based on.

youtu.be/BF0EaH73ee4?t=4m57s

When do we get more manlets in vidya from Ass Effect onwards?

I don't know what it is, but shitposting and entire thread derails about manlets never stop being funny. Kind of like Communism.

It's possible. I personally think what we're seeing lately in media and games is the beginning stages of "the snake eating its own tale" with these people. It can only escalate from here, which is great!

That reminds me, my brother made this video and I watched it all the way through.

He used to love this game when he first played it after getting his PS4 and Sleeping Dogs, so I still can't figure out what he's trying to critique about it.

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Is LoU2 implying Ellie managed to get hormone treatment or roids in a post apocalyptic world?

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uh excuse you, nazi. did you just assume elliot's gender?

He just likes to upload some shit sometimes. Hates Jewtube, , Kikebook and Shitter and slowly drifted away from 8ch entirely after GamerGate resulted in the death of 4chan. Now shit occasionally shitposts on Holla Forums.

Maybe he knows first hand what made everything so shit, video games and the internet most of all.

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What sort of brotherly things do you do with your bro? Do you Nothing lewd, but incest would be nice too! with him?

Older brother, not older sister, you fucking fag.

No it's not, that's from the Bioshock: Infinite commercial you lying nigger.

Disgusting, get your sick mind out of the gutter.

Are you insinuating sinful anons don't love their equally immoral sisters?

Also:
Yeah, it's not like this game has any pre-existing lore or anything that explains why everyone's gone feral and people would do fucked up things like this to one another.

SJW's, piss, moan and cry about representation, they want to do everything a man can do, but once you put them in roles formerly reserved for men, they cry about muh violence against womyn. Well, which is it bitch, are you stronk, independent and capable of doing everything a man can, or if you can't take it should you shut the fuck up and make me my fucking sandwich.

So do I, and I'm a fucking skeleton

Make your own damn sandwich, you fat fuck. I do and I'm almost the human equivalent of a sloth.

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poor user, hope he can birth a healthy child at least

Traps can't even have babies, you stupid fag.

Never heard of butt babies?

Looks like shes on male hormones and about to fight in japan

That's just a magical girl meme.

niggers?

Clearly concealing a large penis.

Ya'll niggus have clearly never read Harry Potter

Legitimate niggers don't even have ass faces, just a monkey skull at worst.


Even by fanficshit standards this is retarded nonsense.

Looks like Tumblr or Deviantart.

Much of this shit predates Tumblr and Deviantart, there's been male pregnancies in the Harry Potter fandom for years.

I was thinking of brown babies being made in the toilet.

Was Ellie a boy all along? He looks fucking ripped.

/fit/ needs to stop being gay and get their shit together.

Only girls can have babies. This is why it's cute and stupidly charming in yuri.

how do you take nigger-loving steroid-abusing dikes seriously?

They, Naughty Dog, might as well re-title the games as that. Same with Uncharted, they should call it "Cuck-tarted."

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not big enough

Someone leatherman this.

They brought it up because DC made an animated movie of it recently. The only reason they even know the name is because they got outraged at a villain being a villain, completely ignoring what James went through in it.

At first glance I thought that was Darryl from the fucking Walking Dead show holy fuck. Ellie was kinda hot in the first game but JESUS fucking Christ they beat her over the head with the unfuckable stick or something.

I don't know what it is, but that pose reminds me of fucking Bane.

They did the same thing with Captain Marvel and Squirrel Girl.

I can't wait for Joel to be redesigned as Vegito after being forced to eat Buu.

I don't know what Buu is, it sounds bad. Though I can't wait for them to make Joel evil for some reason ('Cause he's a straight white man) or to make him a male feminist ally.

What is this thread?

No one cared who I was until I began lifting.

She's a big guy.

4u

That's not very surprising. They ultimately want to be men. They suffer from extreme penis envy.

Funniest and most stupidly impossible to take seriously Dragon Ball moment ever.

Now that "women" are being made overly buff and manly while men either get cucked to numales or get even more massive, this is waiting at the end.

Thanks, user, I get it now.

Cultural marxism is all over this.


And yet they managed to piss off the SJW crowd.

So who is their audience?

That's the Jewish reinterpretation of the truth. What they really want is to get dicked like a jackhammer.

This reminds me of a video I saw the other day.

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This.

Stop being a kike. That only accounts for the ones that actually want to be dicked and aren;t fucked in the head since feminism, like liberalism, is a mental disorder.

Can you please fucking explain how something that literally derives from liberty is so obnoxiously and unintelligently authoritarian and irresponsible?

Nice deflection, yid, but it won't work. No white woman actually wants to change sex and none of your lies will every change that. Begone.

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Not bait.

Not Bait.

How can you be a misogynist against a man?

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this is a real women

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its funny to see how similar some of these jews look to each other, shows the inbreeding.

the nigger loving dick grows up to be a ripped stronk woman
who would have fucking thought?
saged for sewer shit

What part of it fucks it up for you? Because you can't have your cummies?

ben shapiro and seth rogen have the same smile.

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Is kind of ironic, feminists hate men so much and yet their ideal for women are men.

they don't hate men, just penises and y chromosomes.

Yeah, this reeks of the "real women don't look like that!!" SJW meme taken to it's extreme. Kind of like how the strongest men in the world are fat and bulky, but not cut and triangular, women who have trained hard every day of their lives don't end up looking like effeminate body builders. Look at the Olympics. These women exist to train to peak physical condition to compete against the best athletes of their sex.. and they look like normal women… Well, some of them do. Others are clearly abusing 'performance enhancers' that give them the body of a teen boy… Ironically, teen boys in high school set better records than female olympiads.

No sane person wants to but these people are not sane. The fact that you think they are sane or treat them as such shows how much of a yid you are. Back into the oven with you.

they want everything to be ugly

Yes, they want everyone to be fugly. Beauty, even average pretty-ness, is taboo.

In other news, water is wet

WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY? THERE IS NONE BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A GAME

And we won't bullshit with it.

I think the first game was a generic polished turd as far as gameplay goes but I liked the story.
Now I bet Joel will be evil in this game.
SJWs hated Joel in the first game, they think that he was asserting patriarchal dominance over Ellie and that we was an irredeemable asshole the whole game, SJWs are pathologically incapable of understanding love. Now a gigantic SJW cuntbag has completely taken over Naughty Dog and he'll smear his patriarchy theory horseshit all over the game because feminists have to make absolutely everything about their fucktarded man-hating ideology.

Wait, so that fucking bulldyke is Ellie?

I thought we were getting this non-bull lesbian version? What the fuck happened?

user !…

it's a lesbian, not a bull though. bulls are fat and have shorter hair and more piercings and are uglier.

that's more of the crack addict variety of dyke.

Pretty sure that's not Ellie, she has no tattoos in the trailer

Also waimen can get jacked

Won't be surprise, user.

Even the girl she's based off of isn't that gross and she's 100% lesbian.

I've always had a crush on Ellen Page and always will.

Maybe she's just hollywood lesbo, as in she got weinsteined one too many times and decided she likes carpet vs hebe pricks.

I know that pain
But I managed to move on

She was bae in Juno and Hard Candy.

Well this is how long it would take a 12 to girl with about the same force

even muscular women are often more feminine then the dyke in this game.

b.b.but user SJW's are communist, they don't believe in supply and demand :^)

that still looks like a bulldyke faggot.

Her chin needs a good photoshopping and ten more pounds

You're wrong and you will one day be punished for what you said

Naturally jacked women do not look like the thing posted in OP's image. The woman you posted does not look like the thing in OP's image. As I stated previously, the only way to get a woman's arms to look like that are by having her take regular testosterone injections and powerlifting. The proportions of the muscles (especially the forearms), the bulging veins, and the generally shape of the arm are taken straight from a muscular male 3D model. I've spent enough time studying physique building.

Take a look at this post and look at the last image. A biological human female is not going to naturally get arms that look like that, period. She would need to have the test levels of a man, and even the woman with the most testosterone on the fucking planet only has 1/10 the levels found in the male who has the lowest test levels.

That is a weird fucking chin dude. Show me any other human with that wonkadoo clown chin

>>>/reddit/

There are none, that's why she's better than anyone else

Femishits also have to make everything pathetically about hating beauty and sexiness and will die and rot without any love or pity.

You have a shit 3D waifu.

That's due to the fact that all women want to keep other women from getting men. At least in western society. Men used to kill other men over women, but now having a girl gets you a pat on a back and a "good job m8, go hang with yo gurl we can hang out later" while women have become the most vile backstabbers on the face of the planet to other women.

Sure there's scummy dudes who do the same shit, but the percent changed drastically from the old days.

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Didn't she go full jew or something

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too bad she was always cast as a mentally unstable bitch.

Sonyniggers think cinematics are gameplay

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Ikr and I know people that thought that I'm the prudish one.

fucking christ
that 'girl' has my goddamn build. that is what i fucking look like. that is not a woman's body under any circumstances

post nudes

I don't know, but luckily I'm not Holla Forums

Get a load of this PLEB

fucking grannylover

Well, we and the Lyft drivers can usually blame the SJWs in Naughty Dog for the "art work." Link: archive.fo/eWA55

She's suppose to be an artist.

i wonder how much emma watson regrets becoming a child star and having old smelly jewish men touching her all over chuckling that they'd make her famous

Her interview: youtube.com/watch?v=qRjZf_F3URQ&feature=youtu.be&t=6

I know who to blame for changing the kennel into rabid rainbow colored nutties at Naughty Dog.

But that's not Katya?

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I love the fact that the USA made her disappointed in the 2016 election.

She seems to be happy in her role as jewish puppet judging by her HeForShe garbage.

I don't have anything capable of taking pictures.

It's amazing how easy you can tell if someone has daddy issues by the way they draw men

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Nigga, are you fucking broke or something? I bet you DO have something to take pic with but you're just shy. It's okay, user. I won't judge.

Its not that unusual to not have a device to take pictures. I don't either.

I just don't spend money on things I consider frivolous. The only time I would ever use any of those things is to put pictures of myself on the internet and I don't post pictures of myself on the internet.

I used to have an integrated webcam but I deliberately disabled it with a knife

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You HAD to actually kill it with a knife? Was your webcam fucking haunted or something?

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If I set out to do something, I'm going to be thorough about it.

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if you haven't pulped it with a sledhehammer and thrown it into a blender with some bleach before pouring it into a four foot hole and filling it in with cement, you have failed.

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sweet Jesus them forearms. Where is she getting all the protein to get that swole when she's a damn lesbian.

Just tell me she didn't, if not then a promiscuous "teenager" or the like, she is basically type casted every time, even in Beyond 2 Souls she was type casted (as the mentally unstable bitch.)

you really wanna do this now?

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/hebe/ please go

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squats
nosquats

They're probably roided up and still manage to look more feminine than Elliot.

Chick on the left has roidbelly. Other two are still more feminine than that dyke.

that's a lot of cocks mics…

Is that an acceptable state for the body to be in to compete in a bodybuilding competition?

compensating much?

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sauce plz I remember seeing girl one around a while ago.
gave me an elevated structure of terror if you get my implications.

checkmate

In every fucking movie she is the totallybadasslesbianlookinggirl
I fucking hate that spic

Yeah for how bad as a game was, uncharted 1-2 where just funny adventure with not-male-Lara and not-Indy
With the third it started the cinematic meme and 4 they agent full cucks

At least, Uncharted 3 has Amy still working on it. Despite how I hear how bad it was.

In a situation like in the video? Never. Neck snapping only happens because gallows are set up to drop someone a specific height. It is actually measured out pretty specifically based on their weight to make sure they put just enough length to snap the neck without decapitation.


She probably would have been unconscious by then and definitely not able to just stand right back up immediately, but definitely not dead. It takes a while to die from asphyxiation. You're not dead the second you lose consciousness.