Pokemon Ultra Sun/Moon

Why live?

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I wonder who could be behind this?

Ghost leader and lillie got my dick hard as brock
Shame all porn is of the shitty generic brown loli

Thank god

Oh Jesus Christ Gamefreak. Can you just make a modern Pokémon game that doesn’t dicksuck itself or Gen 1? Why would any of these team leaders join under Giovanni? His fucking team dissolved twice in 2 years. Why are Maxie and Archie there? Their whole thing was environmental and they learned their lesson. They didn’t have evil goals to completely dominate the world they just wanted more land/sea.
Another shit Pokémon game in modern gamefreak’s list

They are supposed to be alternate-reality counterpart where they succeeded, although it doesn't really explain why they would join up.

They are from different realities where they won.
Which still doesnt explain why they are working together

So are they just clones of the characters from alternate universes or what? It doesn't even make sense for any combination of two of them to team up, let alone all of them.


This is why Gen 5 is the best.

Why ?

you mean hapu?
Hapu has barely any porn while 99% of it is Lillie and her mother

Sounds like a fanfic. Namely since I can't see the likes of Cyrus willing to be an underling to fucking anyone with that god complex of his, and Ghetsis would likely find it demeaning to not be his own master. Additionally, Archie and Maxie are ecological terrorists who had somewhat okay intentions but saw the error of what they wanted to accomplish if memory serves after failing to control the power they'd awakened (at least going off my memories of RSE; I don't have a 3DS so I can't speak of if that changed with the remakes or if the remakes canonically override the originals). No 3DS so I can't speak much on what Team Flare or Skull's deal was.

Who I could see working with Team Rocket, are Cipher and Team Snagem, given that Team Snagem are pretty much just out-and-out criminals themselves, while you could have Cipher (could be led by Ardos, since he wasn't too happy with how his father and brother handled their loss in Gale of Darkness) and Team Rocket vying for actual control of running the joint team (with Snagem being the bitch just as they were before). Cipher also got points in their own games for not sticking with the same few typings of Pokemon compared to other villain teams, and being willing to lurk and ambush the player from above the screen, and plotwise already ruled Orre from the shadows (making Colosseum not merely putting down a potential threat, but wrenching an already controlled land from their grasp). Would also be a neat way to tie the Orre games into the main series more.

Wait, is this the equivalent of emerald/platinum for sun/moon or a spinoff? Seems pretty fucking retarded.

Why do people continue to buy the same game over and over again? Pokemon just sells even more when a new game is released where as CoD and asscreed sell worse.

Which is why I hope for a leak.

Autsits who have invested into the retarded competitive scene have to keep up with each new installment

Now lets just post what we're all here for

I'm pretty sure porn is the only reason this series still exists at this point.

PM Gals was the most credible attempt of showing what would happen if the anime wasn't some sort of dead kid fantasy

Gamefreak will never, EVER acknowledge the Orre games because they don't want to admit that Genius Sonority did a better job than them. It took Gamefreak 13 YEARS to make a PC box that worked like the one in Colosseum.

From the sound of things more like B2W2 were to Black and White (sequels as opposed to third versions), albeit with apparently the same protagonists and Sun and Moon? Not sure how that's going to work out with having a sequel and the by-now accomplished protagonists start from scratch again, though that's just my assumption (that Sun/Moon don't have a plot ending resetting things, or whatever). I honestly don't keep up with Pokemon that much these days anyhow; B2W2 were the most recent I played.


I still find it funny how words like "Pokemon" and such get the "redacted" treatment in the scripts (the English ones anyhow) like the reader isn't going to already know what the fuck series it stems from.


Colossuem and Gale of Darkness had some issues here and there, but I honestly found them quite solid. Shame that for some people the lack of Stadium-style minigames were a turn-off.

the [redacted] treatment is there for a surprisingly good reason - Game Freak fucking over anything wearing the Pokémon name. By naming his series PM Gals and not Pokémon Gals, and by avoiding the use of the term and the creatures themselves, he's avoiding lots of legal issues. Which is quite a crafty move, I'd say.

Again, each is from an "alternate reality" where they won. The eco terrorists never learned their lesson. I'm assuming they all follow Giovannni because they're going to make Team Rocket be the one to have gathered them altogether via their technology (since this also refers to Giovanni having a MewTwo under his control which means his experiments were a complete success.) as per why Giovanni gathered everyone up, We just don't know.

All the alternate realities don't have Z-crystals or Mega Stones.

Nobody tell Gamefreak

To be honest Giovanni actually gets shit done and came from nothing while most of these faggots are whiny little rich kids with mommy's money to make their underground lairs and larp being evil

There is no getting off this ride is there?

that is some very bad writing

no user, you are done with it for good
its just a partially-soulless cash-grab made marketed towards suckers, apparently such as yourself
or are you?

I haven't played Pokemon since Silver and I found it too easy to play and didn't like how it grindy it was. You didn't have to grind to beat gym leaders (who are pretty easy for the most part. I didn't need to grind to beat any of them), but you needed to grind if you wanted to get a certain Pokemon on your team on the same level as the rest of your crew. I'm assuming this isn't a problem in later games but what have they really changed? This is assuming it's not actually the same game with a fresh coat of paint.

They've known full well how well sex sells with these games. Like that interview with the Pokemon creator (or was it the animation director?) where he added in Misty just for fan service. Do the games at least have good music still?

Since they all won in their respective universes Cyrus became a god, right? He sure as hell wouldn't join under Giovanni. Flare dude also, I assume, became a king of a new world. Ghetsis also became king. Giovanni having tech wouldn't persuade them in joining under him. Hell, those three would be going after each other all the time with their god complexes. It makes no sense no matter the reasoning.

I will say that it adds an air of cheekiness to the works.


But their lesson was caused by them not being able to control Groudon and Kyogre. Is "they won" in that circumstance supposed to be that the protagonist lost to them, or that they actually had the right orbs? Would actually be a somewhat neat point if the leader of the other team from each game that was opposing them also showed up on the player's side to oppose the team that succeeded in their own game, leading to both Archie and Maxie as enemies, and both Archie and Maxie as allies.

But Team Rocket never had access to that kind of tech, be it RBY and GSC or FRLG and HGSS. Wasn't their highest level of technology the cloning that enabled Mewtwo's existence? Or are we to take this as Giovanni somehow built a multiversal radio in his waterfall cave? I'd actually be impressed if his apparent suicide in HGSS was found to be canon and the Giovanni in the new games isn't even "Prime-Dimension" Giovanni either.


I swear there's probably more than one fanfic along such a line out there.

Why the selfie?

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Not really. You'd be hard pressed to find anything memorable out of the new games.

Yeah, Giovanni probably became gay.

CIA where?

Not sure how recent you're wanting to know about, but Unova had good music at least. Can't speak of the later ones, though I'd assume ORAS was mostly arrangements.

I bet James will be happy, the tremendous fruitcake.

Why do people keep fanboying over emerald when BW/BW2 were clearly the superior games?

Battle frontier, i guess

They are both good games tbh.

Emerald at least introduced the Battle Frontier, as well as some other mechanics like out-of-combat abilities. Not saying it's better or worse than B2W2, but those are some reasons to like it.

Will we get more cute Pokemon girls like not-Ragyo?

Not questioning that.

I think it sounded OK. Nothing memorable but not bad. Pokemon just isn't for me I guess. But is it so bad that people are getting more of the same as long as it has some improvements here and there? If Paper Mario was like the TTYD with some small improvements here and there, then I would be pretty glad. Like them finally getting rid of sacrificing a pokemon to be your TM/HM whore when something like flash could just be a damn flashlight, was a good idea.

more misty

But they don't improve anything with each iteration. Getting rid of the HM slave is fine, but what they replaced it with was extremely idiotic. Hell, even the uses for the rideable mons were barren. They could have done more with it, but didn't because this is gamefreak.

I should add. Each iteration after B2W2. Also, gimmicks aren't improvements. It's just more guff.

I would ride his rainbow rocket.

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Giovanni sure loves Mewtwo. Even though he ran away and is an emo kid who hates his dad.

What did Gamefreak mean by this?

Well that blows all my theories about it being fake out of the water.
It makes sense in the story (some bullshit about how older games are alternate dimensions- hence Maxie and Archie's old design). I don't imagine any of them would work together- so it could be these are all "fallers" (people from the original games who "fell" into Sun/Moon canon) and are now working together out of desperation. As to why they fell, it could be that their dimension was destroyed. Wasn't Zinna hinted to be from the original Ruby/Sapphire world, and that world was destroyed by a meteor? Could be all the older games (that have remakes) had their world wrecked, and somehow launched into the new worlds as reality fell apart.
It could go full retard and have remake people meet their older counterparts. I would really just have preferred if Giovanni was alive and well in this reality, and doing shit. But with classic Maxie and Archie, I doubt it. He could have just pulled them from other worlds, but his design seems like his old design (no trenchcoat or hat).

It's fan pandering to the hardest degree. I hate how some of the models look, and Rainbow Rocket is a daft name. But I liked Sun/Moon, so I might pick it up. The remix is cool and Battle Agency seems fun. Combined with Battle Tree you've got just enough.

Seems like the Totem-sized Pokemon are only going to be Pokemon that were Totem Bosses before. So competitively, you'll only see Mimikyu I bet. I'd have liked "giant" Pokemon as a variation on shinies, so it's kinda "meh". Not to mention they'll probably shrink back to normal size once transferred. Getting Legendaries might be fun. Combined with what I got from Omega Ruby, I might be able to get a bunch of Legendaries if ever VGC makes them legal again and make national dex completion easier if that ever becomes a thing.

Definitely no Sinnoh remake in the near future.
This will probably the first pokemon game for many kids and GameFreak wants to show off all the COOL Pokemon to said kids.

For what reason? The EZ Modo of its design? The god awful characters that wouldn't let you breathe? The world design that is so cramped and railroaded? The only good part about that gen was the Pokemon introduced. Everything else was absolutely sub par.

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Shit, looks like Battle Agency uses 1v1. I'm hoping you can do doubles.

Other info from the Jap trailer:

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I know. Maybe because I played it in small bursts and focused on Battle Tree/competitive raising. At least there's more of that with the Battle Agency now. Still, they need to make the main-game not a farce as you say. Even with Set mode on, it was easy. Though I never did grinding, so it made things more interesting (the fact I didn't have to grind was worrying. I like to be equal level with the boss's best Pokemon, but even if I was a level or two lower I didn't mind).
Whose to bet Dusk Lycanroc is built to be competitive? "Get it now before you read the review!"

This sounds both fantastic and stupid as shit and they couldn't choose a worst gen to do this. They could have waited for next gen pokemon in the switch or something. I also fucking hate that the game will be divided in 2 instead of one like Emerald, Crystal, Platinum and the such.

Good thing pokemon already died for me with OR/AS.

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Jap trailer.
Also, the game didn't leak you tard, but if it did. Gib .cia

Emerald introduces a lot of shit plus puts together everything from the previous version into one, better structured story. Same with platinum, crystal, etc.

I like that.

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He meant Mallow, who is the focus of like 3/4 of all modern Pokémon doujins.

Wasn't all this James theorizing how Giovanni could use the Pokemon they tried to steal?

Wicke makes my heart and penis go doki doki even when all she’s doing is standing in the corner looking confused and holding a bowl of bread.

Pokemon needs to end.

Fuck going to stores just to pick up a code.
It fucks over the store thinking autists will buy anything in store. And it sets a bad precedent for Game Freak to keep shit behind physical events.


Press A to Pound.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the cry of my Marshadow.

is this picture some abstract loss ?


And now I want to see Giovanni and Miror B. dancing together on a scene, with a group of Ludicolo as musicians and background dancers.

There are better RPGs out there, but no matter how much GameFreak try to focus on kids, older autists will play it because sometimes you're in the mood for a simpler, comfy game as oppose to a challenge that requires rotating saves.

I didn't, but some of them weren't available in my area.

To be fair, not all events depended on going to stores, they were just sent via mystery gift, but like half consisted on going to a store, and that on itself sucks.
That made them less mythical since they were now on circulation. Not like it matter, I have all the pokedex now by trading, probably generated pokemons, but still.

I recently tried out the original Red version and realized that there is no actual gameplay to be had. It was great as a kid but once you really try to understand these games, there isn't much… game… to be had.

As someone who loves boost strategies, the fact it fucking steals boosts is amazing.


Ask a draw thread.
Now you mention it, it's a shame we don't get an appearance by Miror B. Did Colosseum not do as well as we think?


Now I think about it, the guy running the show in GF now said something like he hates fan-suggestions for all the old content in one game?
By throwing in all the villains now, it boosts sales of a game with a poor reputation, and he doesn't have to do it again for many years (probably after he's retired/dead).

Pretty weak spirited strategy, but we all know it's going to work. You know, I wouldn't mind if next gen didn't introduce more pokemons at all but would be built on previous games pokemons, maybe add some legendaries to justify a new gen existence, but there are enough already.

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It's the greatest Skinner Box ever sold.
Kill enemies, get something new, make allies stronger, buy merch. Recent games added new ways to engage with the poke (contests, petting, mind-reading via footprints)
Glitches and imbalances, it did get better up to at least Gen 3 (Gen 4 or even 5 depending who you ask). But X/Y took the series in the wrong direction. Judging how Z-Moves were pushed to Sun/Moon, I bet we'll get "feature knock-on" for a while. So the next new Pokemon Switch game will look good (for a Pokemon game. Enjoy your fur texture being a single flat piece of plastic), but the one after that might be interesting.

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Ha, didn't even realize it was a different company.
All it needed was semi-randomized Shadow Pokemon and it'd been perfect (a fire type of this BST). Finding them (if you didn't have a guide) was more exciting than wild Pokemon.
Also explains why Psycho Boost Lugia has never turned up in events.


They "need" to make new Poke to sell new Merch. No one is going to buy toys based off something old unless it's "retro" and been out of circulation for a long time. They might stop once we get 1000 Pokemon (enough gens to cycle through), but they'll keep churning them out.
I hate to say it, but the info from US/UM so far synchs up with a leak/wishlist that was posted ages ago. It might mean we get more Alola forms (like Oddish).

i'm still hoping for more new monsters/alolan forms

user, i crossed the damn fucking border just to get those codes from gamestop

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Oy vey

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They have nothing on both best PokeVillian and Pokemilf.

her hair is shit, it doesn't even look like hair.

No, it was the cat

Then you have more self-confidence than I do.
I'd hate asking for one.
Also- where the fuck do you live?


I wasn't hot on her design or methods, but for the first female antagonist she was pretty cool.


Ah right.
With all the nostalgia baiting,and with Cap Pikachu doing something special in that Pikachu resort, I wonder if Jessie and James will show up. I doubt it, but who knows.

lmao

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They were in Yellow, so they are a part of the game canon. Likewise, Giovanni never used Mewtwo in the games until now.

I could see them showing up as Rocket Grunts. Not mentioned by name, but very obviously them, only appearing in double battles and using the mons they've used at various points in the anime.

At least I have the tabletop game instead of this pandering bullshit.

If she spent all that Aether money on looking young, she probably got a re-tightening.
Olivia's probably your best bet for virgin milf material.
Maybe Wicke.
2D women are always virgins, because they are fictional. They can be as slutty or pure as you want.

The only thing we get new is the three new Ultra Beasts, and that’s a massive stretch for GameFreak. It’s the first time new pokémon have been introduced mid-generation. But yeah, I could do with 100 more alternate typings of existing Pokémon. I really like that concept.

user, that's stupid, just look at that body. Oak himself probably tore that shit up in his 30's when she was like 18.

I'll let it slide because the actual word we have for that is overused as shit.

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What's wrong user, you don't like muh cakes?

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lol, you’ve just confirmed it, cunt!

This is the equivalent of sonic forces for the pokémon franchise, user. Even the plot is near identical. It's jumped the shark.

Not-Ragyo is great but Wicke is cuter

Why is she even wearing the sweater if you can see her entire boob?

mega link?

OP is a fag. He thought an official trailer was a leak.
However, the Rocket reveal WAS leaked last week or so.

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It looks like nylon. Dumb as hell.

You could.
She won't be attractive and she'll have a massive chip on her shoulder for being passed over time and again, but you could.
Look for the quiet girls. A lot of the shy ones are attractive, they just have 0 self confidence

porn is free dude, thats not it

So how do I update from emunand to modern hack standards?

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I wonder how Lysandre fits into that comic.

After winning, why would a villain want to travel to a world where they hadn't? Probably the same reason you'll play more than 1 Pokemon game. They get bored.

I always feel like this chick is just a ripoff version of Cynthia, but instead of being cool she is crazy.

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Hold on a sec, didn't Giovanni kill himself at the end of GS? or is this some alt timeline shit?

I mean this is still technically their 20th anniversary game. Also this is a problem beyond just pokemon.Speaking of anybody got that comic where it's Kamen Rider, Ultraman, and Gundam's reactions to the originals of their given series.


Also

Gamefreak HQ

This is a lie, gen 7 is still a vast improvement of gen 6

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How the fuck do you figure?

I know it's generally unliked, but Battle Royal is also a battle facility so it ties BW2 with the amount in the game.


I would say the problem with S&M's difficulty is from trainers rarely having more than one Pokemon. When I played, I turned off Exp All and changed it to set, but the only time I found the game difficult was during the Lusamine fights because she actually had a team.

I would love a story where you're the supervillain and the game is documenting your rise to power within your organization and defeating ancient pokecrises was just a necessary step to securing control of the region.

Because I can remember when SM released and how overwhelmingly positive they were received here especially in comparison to XY and ORAS. It wasn't until edgy contrarians like you came along that people decided to change their minds.

Impossible, the game turns into literally dark souls with the exp all turned off!
Reminder there are actual people who believe this

I don't know why anybody pretends to like ANY of the "Battle [thing]" in Pokemon games. They're all insufferable RNG shitfests of the highest order.

Didn't Giovanni became good?

I've hated Sun & Moon from day one and I haven't understood how anybody likes it. I felt like I was being insulted repeatedly the whole time I was playing it. It's made for actual, diagnosed-by-a-brain-doctor, retards. I don't know or care how the multiplayer meta is or what S&M changed about it, I play pokemon to get a little of that childhood feeling back and for the collecting autism, and I felt like this would be insulting for a 10-year-old to play. Everything is just handed to you because they don't want any numale-in-the-making products of common core getting "stuck" and giving the game a bad review when they can't cut down a sudowoodo. The movement is finally fixed but the camera having pre-set angles in every different space you enter was jarring, they should have just kept it top-down or employed the analog nub for a real 3rd person camera. Flying and surfing and etc not being tied to HMs was a step in the right direction but I don't want to ride fucking rentals with stupid baby harnesses on them, I want to stand on the back of my lapras like the name SURF implies.
The whole presentation of the game treats the player like a toddler, but then that's juxtaposed with a plot about interdimensional travel and threats from space, like what the fuck? What audience is this for? Make up your minds. And I felt like the plot progression was totally broken too, the first 20 hours is a whole lot of fucking nothing happening and then suddenly BAM you're in the middle of all this conflict, because you… stumbled across it? But nobody (outside of cutscenes) ever acts like the events happening are alarming in any way. "Oh yeah there's a black hole in the fucking sky from time to time, I just go about my life" "what those thugs? yeah they took over an entire town and they're trying to expand their reach, minor annoyance, stupid kids."

Turning it off does make it a little more difficult by forcing you to manage the XP of your team, and you get more experience from having it on because it doesn't distribute the XP evenly. It gives 50% of the possible XP to each Pokemon outside of the battle individually.
Easy mode for a game series that's already easy.

The second I noticed this as a kid, I dropped it and never looked back. What good is wasting that time without anything to show for it?

Also the waifumons
t. furfag

You're the worst kind of poster. Learn how to be succinct man. It's fine if you hate the game, but you're not actually making a point when my assertion was that Sun and Moon was still better than XY and ORAS. Also if you don't care about multiplayer meta, or post-game content then Pokemon isn't for you at all.

Right, I'll drop the series then, because clearly GF's attitude is the same as yours. One less sale, hope many follow suit and they finally crash and burn.

That's how it's usually been in Pokemon. The protagonist just stumbles through everything. If you're going to list that as a bad thing in SM you should list it as a bad thing for all Pokemon games.

hey stick around for mystery dungeon though. those games are the bees knees i think.

So you can grind like a Korean for those battle items.

And here we have the retard going “WELL THE PAST GAMES DID IT SO YOU CANT JUDGE!” Despite the point of making a new game improving on your past mistakes. They are obviously trying to put a story into the games now, but they’re just fucking horrible. Saying
When it is an aspect of the game is also retarded. You look at Gen 5 and everything about it blows the new games out of the water.

none of your complaints are based on design, but presentation. I agree you should assign your own pokemon for getting around the overworld, but the rental pokemon still alleviate the issue of taking up a move slot with an HM that is an improvement in design albeit at the cost of presentation.
The rest of your complaints are all based on the story which again is just a matter of presentation.


lol

I just noticed they all have their original designs, obviously to pander to nostalgia fags, but does that mean the villains in OR/AS aren't canon? After all, their design is different.

I want to get fucked by Lusamine so much ;3;

Nice strawman. He's saying it's what he didn't like about SM specifically and I was just pointing out he should share that sentiment across all the games. I also never said

Gen 5 was really good and the newer games definitely have problems, I never denied that. The problem with Pokemon isn't the story, though the execution of the story might be one. The problem is the hand holding, making everything too easy, and cutting content such as battle facilities without replacing them. Furthermore, USM seems to be going the Yo-kai Watch route by putting overworld distractions in the game as content rather than having more things to do with battling, which is bad because it's diverting from the main focus of the game.

Definitely staying away from. I'll wait for the return of Gen V when Ghetsis goes beyond boogeyman Hitler + Soros + Professor Zoom + Him+ Algus + Caulder + Griffith + Volgin + Frieza evil.

She's basically Cynthia mashed with Elesa, then you sprinkle a topping of "mature" to get Lusamine. Still a good design though but a bit redundant.

Well at the very least it seems we are getting something that resembles a postgame this time.

It seems like people can enjoy pretty subpar, mediocre games as long as they're presented well enough. Otherwise normalfaggots would be less retarded and actually have taste.

Nintendo done fucked up.

It hurts

Literal faggots seem butthurt at the use of the old RSE designs instead of the new ORAS ones, which they vastly prefer to jerk to. I don't mind the general complaints since there are aspects from both designs that I like (and if had a choice I would prefer HGSS Giovanni over RGBY/FRLG, and BW2 Ghetsis over BW Ghetsis). However…

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In the midst of the disappointment of the use of the old designs you can hear some echoing of the usual tumblrisms. Should note that these are just cherrypicks on a single tumblr post with a low number of samples so in no way am I trying to paint there is widespread SJW complaining to start controversy where there is none, but I still wanted to post for a chuckle.

I want this to be a real digimon

But lopunny is entry level normalfag bait.

the only normalfag here is you son.

less furries, more actual games.
WHERE MY LEAKS AT ???

Too human. If you're gonna fuck a pokemon, don't bitch out half way.

Wasn't he white in RSE? Did Gamefreak niggerize him in the remakes?
Does this mean the kids who played the remakes, but not the originals are old enough to bitch about "whitewashing" on tumblr now? That's a sobering thought.

I fap to amputee glaceon, you got nothing on me.

He’s tan, not a nigger. Learn the difference.

still the best though

what was it about?
catching monsters, foiling a gang's plans and beating the cockfighting league?

I'd tell you to learn the difference, but that might be too much effort so I'll teach you. One is a statement as evidenced by the period, the other is a question which use question marks.

Is there a non amputee version? Cause that would be really hot.

Tumblrtards too young to know what a GBA is need to be gassed.

Tumblr in general just needs to be gassed

what, you wouldn't want to take care of your precious Glaceon who got into a Pokemon fight gone wrong?

in other words, no, that's the only version.

Forgot a third of my post.

Whatever, it's nothing I can't ignore.

Terrible.

A better question would be why would you have a glaceon to begin with? Sylveon is way more fuckable.

Hime haircut is better than gay flesh ribbons.

The point is moot because both are obsolete now anyway.

he looks beautiful

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Why not both

Why

But I do go for both.

why's she so great

Good taste.

I don't hate hair but come on

Does anyone here have the archive for "Genwunners - Do they have a point?", I saw a lot of people giving constructive critisism, and I want to take a look

This is more believeable than anything else in the thread.

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Those first two are alright but that last one is just too much.

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

Really? Because further up the thread we have amputee pokeporn.

I don't care if its going to be shit.
I just want to Press A to Pound this brown semen demon.

I'd let her take my "totem trial" if you catch my drift.

There's a few I've seen.
I've got these two, but I've also seen a list of all the glitches Gen 1 had.

Neck yourself

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Kalos is shit tier

Think this will be an actual post-game or just a main story gimmick that will clutter a plot already cluttered with villains?

X&Y also treated you like a braindead toddler, you just didn't notice because the map didn't show when the next cutscene would start.

The fact that you didn't notice that tells me you're content with being treated like a retard as long as it isn't too obvious.

This. While I prefer X&Y's handholding over how Su/Mo fucking went complete overkill on the handholding, I'd be happy if they took notes from some of the older games and just have a basic and quick tutorial before letting you work shit out on your own for the most part.

Can't have that, retards wouldn't know what to do to save Professor Birch if not for a billion prompts, map markers and railroaded inputs, so you'll just have to suffer through it.

What are you talking about? There isn't any amputees in this thread.

Can't wait for the day they just make everything colors so they can drop the whole "Basic Reading Comprehension is required" thing from the back of the box.

I'm more of a Sinnoh guy, personally.

Sinnoh second worst

that's a good thing, crazy sex is best just don't date crazy.

Right here boyo>>13724385

That may be true but she gets me hard as platinum if you know what I'm saying.

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Dawn a sexy.

Easily the worst leader fight. It was all flash but no substance.

Probably because they fell in love with the idea, then realized they couldn't prevent hackers from using it (since it would be it's own Pokemon entry- even if it can't be caught and has no Pokedex data, Totem Pokes were just a normal Poke with bigger models and a boosted stat)

Still used goods and man is hardwired to not want it.

Only thing I'd ouright call genocide for aside from mudshits.

Kill yourself, fucking retard.

You really are a retarded hipster.

i'm probably falling for bait

i hope the ultra s&m move tutors give oricorio more types to attack with. and finally give dedenne a special fairy attack (inb4 its just fairy wind or disarming voice).

if you want to be a pleb that jerks off to humans, why do you feel the need to do it in such a roundabout way? Stop pretending you want to fuck pokemon when you clearly don't.

I really am in a Pokémon thread.

Here's his OR/AS design. Darker, but not really nigger dark. More like the sort of tan a guy who spent a lot of time at sea would logically have.

He needs thicker legs and ass

The last one actually looks like a hotdog under the dress.

Why is Nosepass so cool?.

Because you're a good goy.

Gamefreak could solve the tutorial problem easily if they just brought back the damn Teachy TV and Help Menu from FRLG

They release USUM with new Mega evolutions for pokemon who desperately need them such as Flygon, Bronzong and Galvantula. Rainbow rocket is just a sneak peak at PWT v2. Mega Weavile and Hydreigon

Same shit just cheaper

DLC legendaries

Both Alola and Reg 'mons can be found in Alola. Reg 'mons get new abilities to keep up with Power Creep. Possibly more Alola 'mons

Same shit

Game completely over throws the stall-meta of competitive. Pokemon tends towards e-sport. Games receive a sharp spike in difficulty

You can only chose to obtain a set number of Legendaries. The Maxie/Archie and Cyrus/Ghetsis fights are exclusive to each game

PokeRadar links with Pokemon Go. Rocket Rainbow is DLC as well as Legendaries. Power Creep intensifies.

Here's another one.

Apparently, someone on cuckchan got a leaked copy early, and there's a nip player who is leaking both versions. Didn't checked personally, it got reported on cucktemp

Time for more banwaves. Maybe it'll kickstart the ban evasion development process.

i dont know what you guys are talking about, third one is hot as hell.

This word pisses me off so fucking much

Almost as if those are related or something.
Keep in mind that i do agree with SM being better than ORAS and XY

Wait… Game Freak is going back to their old designs…
Are they finally not overdesigning shit? Are the legendaries going to be the end of the digimon?

There's no telling, right now it's just nostalgia-pandering, you'll have to wait for new characters and mons to show up before anyone can say they're done overdesigning.

NO.
It's story driven, the X/Y dimension is crossing over with the Emerald dimension. That's it.
The designs are from the other world, in other worlds, nostalgiabait that I am loving

Keep looking man, I wanna play.

There's plenty of anons who fall into this trap.


follow the replies, user. design and presentation are not the same thing. Let me put it this way, if they made it so the rideable pokemon were your own rather than rentals nothing actually changes about the mechanics of the feature. 015bd7 claimed he was arguing on objective design faults when really he was just making completely subjective complaints of how the design is presented.


I don't know I'd consider Lysandre and his doctor octopus suit a lot worse

There are normalfags that lurk on this board user.

Jynx is one of those Pokemon that got the short end of the stick, like Farfetch'd who's existence is literally a joke, or Porygon who got shafted by Pikachu. I wish they'd do something with her, but it seems unlikely.


What is your opinion on girls fucking the Pokemon?

Team Rocket girls are such qts.

Magma grunts are the meme, but Rockets are good as well.

Low-test beta cuck detected.

I can't imagine being a stupider cunt than you.
You're like genwunner but even they admit the game itself wasn't special and the premise and mechanics were simple.

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good taste.

someone needs to shave that amazon jungle of pubes

NOPE, DIDN'T WORK, HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS?!

>>>/cuteboys/
Holla Forums has enough of your kind already, sodomite.

Is battle frontier or the Pokemon World Tournament back? I refuse to bother with another mainline pokemon game until either of those are brought back.
mfw Pokken somehow managed to be the only worthwhile pokemon game in the past two generations

Could it be? Guzma x FemC canon?

He isn't white or whatever it was these faggots thought he was before. He's Japanese. His tan was the only thing about his ORAS design which made more sense than the RSE design since he was a pirate. Even if he was white, it still isn't whitewashing since the tan isn't from a phenotype, but from the sun.

They are Japanese-Media White, which just possesses a white skin tone and facial features but is otherwise totally Japanese.

Except the way the mechanic is designed to be used changes
He was doing half and half

Super Mystery dungeon wasn't that bad, it was a huge improvement over Gates to Infinity at least

Even the nips know what's up.

This post reads more like why Gen 2 is the best Gen.

I'm sorta sad Guzma's not in the Rainbow Coalition of Villainy but whatever.

He's FemC's canon husbaindo now

Except that image isn't actually an accurate depiction of Japs.

I disagree.

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Are you trying to trick me again?

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why do weebs want to ruin 2d

Who fucking cares?

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Why are we not talking about the newest pokegrill?

a what now?

Some analysis of the trailers and shit I noticed:
- Giovanni gets glowing energy around him, and we see him smirk from the nose down. We see Ghetsis do the same, but he looks shocked/in pain. Ghetsis did not have a Pokemon that could Mega Evolve (all other Team Leaders do). Could that energy be them being sent back to their own time/dimension after losing? And if so- why is Giovanni smirking when it happens to him?
- Lysandre uses a level 65 Pyroar. Each Team Leader has 5 Pokemon.
- The reception of the battle agency appears to be in Festival Plaza's castle- to the right of the throne. Is there a Festival Plaza Castle elsewhere in the world, or do they let you access this feature from your Festival Plaza in the post-game?

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Because it looks like a tumblr.

game boy advance, user.

I've never been one for pubic hair but this shit makes me diamonds. I want to bury my face in it, ravage it, use every ounce of strength to pound it as fiercely as my body can handle.

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Still can't understand why they released it on the Shitds