Assassins Creed Origin DRM Hammers Gamers’ CPUs

How smug are you feeling that you didn't buy this game now?
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Of course a game about niggers would destroy your computer.

Who would've thought?

I learned my lesson like 6 years ago with anno 2070

Lmao, all that effort when the game will be cracked in a week anyways.

The second one was fun enough, I guess.

You see goy the best thing to do is to:
This level of jewing could only be reached by Ubisoft.
Some times i wish i could go doom guy style in their office.

fuck off shill

Kill yourself you tryhard retard who can't even bother to read

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Even if its a thread against it, youre still shilling it by giving it attention.

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You must be fun IRL, you wont even shitpost online.

Get this stupid shit off the front page. Fucking faggots. I wish someone would break in and kill you this morning.

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There's nothing smug about not buying SJW's Greed. There's something extremely embarrassing about buying it.

That's a pretty baseline level of jewing m8

You don't shit where you eat. Go shitpost on 4chan or something.

Kill yourself for being a double nigger faggot.

nice quints my man

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

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Were you bred for stupidity or moulded by it?

Guess they're paying Ubishills to come in early today?

Is this reddit?, filtered.

It's been for a while.

rip

It's bad, but it ain't that bad

Lets not talk about anything on this fucking garbage board then

Are Jews behind this?

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Why would I have bought it in the first place?

user what are you doing here then?

DRM literally kills your PC, Just Cause 3 burned my video card.
Its crazy people arent aware of this yet.

Moving along. Who the fuck even plays Assassin's Creed anymore?

WE

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WUZ

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N-numbers!

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These goddamn people

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What are you, 12?

post it

The shills are terrible over on the steam forums, I go through there all of the time just to laugh at it.
>butthurt (((girl power))) (((coder))) pissed off that people are using her tool to unpack game files
>once it's allowed back in shitpost in the thread calling out (((girl coder))) and expose her script for what it is

Truly the worst community. I'm ashamed I even have Steam on that computer. If I wasn't forced to use it to play certain /fightan/ online I would have deleted it ages ago. Thank God for fightcade.

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Looks great tbh

top kek
You can't fool God, profligate

Hipsters who started playing video games in 2007 and only still bother with this series because they've been brainwashed by the marketing into thinking anyone actually cares about it.

KANGZ

Does it? I'd presume it just refused to work.

There is no "fun" here. We already know normalfags and publishers are braindead and this talk will cause is an autist thinking he's funny for making bait threads about AssCreed.

Speak for yourself, nigger.

Rainbow Six Siege literally killed my GPU. R9 390 suddenly died after I played a few matches of that game. Never touching a Jewbisoft game ever again.

I'm a kang

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nigger i run a i5 4590 and a GTX 1070 and i constantly dip past 100FPS at 1080p
jewbisoft knows fuck all about optimization

I can't fucking wait until vivendi buys them out and lays every fucking one of those faggots off

They're probably going to cuck the company even more. makes absolutely no sense why they're going to buy ubisoft.

Well excuse me but it's your fault for not being cynical and jaded enough.

Nvm vivendi owns Actikike and Blizkike. So they will cuck it even more, if that's even possible.

Vivendi is a French company so doing this gives them more national marketshare.

Maybe they'll reach Canada levels of cuckoldry.
If you actually do your job, management wins.

Kek has spoken. Ubisoft has made a critical error and will falter into the depths of failure for this move.

Just finished watching a playthrough. It's a completely bland game. Utterly forgettable. Not even the story has any impact on anything. Pure filler to pad a failing franchise another iteration further.

You should see the trailer for the 3rd one. Western (((gaming industry))) can't crash soon enough.

Looks like a more male version of Janet Reno.

That's like feeling smug about breathing at this point tbh.
I'm just content the game is failing.

Yet we have R6S generals.

Ubishill getting BTFO'd as usual.

Underrated post.

Welp, looks like I'm buying it on PS4 then.

Get with the times

This is the dumbest meme.

kek

Ikr, but there's this guy, named Alexander DeLarge, who did his/her hardest to stand against Denuvo. But others didn't listen.

Which is why I just buy games and barely talk to people in the forums.

Vivendi got their mitts on Gameloft, which used to be own by Ubisoft.

That's why I don't want Vivendi to take over Ubisoft, because they're gonna cuck-ify it at eye blink levelness. Vivendi also screwed with Sierra Entertainment earlier.

Used to own. Surprise that Actikike "saved" Sierra Entertainment from Vivendi, while Actikike and Blizkike were buying their freedom.

I don't know what Sierra's doing, since they're now doing indies for Actikike. Now I have to worry about Actikike's multiplayer microtransactions seeping into Sierra.

I assume that means blind and deaf people

I don't think it's that. I'm pretty sure Denuvo got some massive upgrade that makes it more difficult to crack, but causes massive performance problems.

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I wouldn't even buy it regardless of DRM, because Ubi is a trash-tier developer.

five ones

I played some Black Flag for the ship combat but after I was done with that I walked away from the series and haven't looked back ever since.

This is some great propaganda.

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Its part of the experience

I thought WE WUZ ASSINS AND SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT already got cracked.

ubisoft games usually take longer because they've got uplay on top of denuvo.

user stop, that image is unfit for mortal eyes.

Was it the use of VMProtect to protect denuvo?

Eh, Ubisoft is so shit, that completely and utterly destroying their soul, and leaving a still living husk of a body in the nile river, wont be out of the ordinary for them. Either a blight on the industry dies, or becomes a respectable member of society.

Wew

I'm never smug about not buying ubisoft games, as it would require me to be lobotomized to even consider buying from them. Last game i played from them was Beta of Rainbow 6 (mistake, it put uplay cancer on my PC) and a pirated copy of watch dogs 1.

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I actually bought 3 copies of this game already on PC, PS4 and Xbox One just to try to get this game to run without lagging.

Anyone else having issues where the game gets stuck in the loading screen and you have to alt+f4/restart your system?

Okay, Ubi managed to fix some things. Link: dsogaming.com/news/assassins-creed-origins-patch-1-03-improves-performance-16-intels-hexa-core-cpus/

Note: Denuvo is still there. But I think the guys at r/crackwatch are doing something. Because I see them working on a patch of some sort (I don't understand the technobabble, so I can't say much).

Help me out here, Holla Forums.

Does anybody have the screencapped post that used OP's smug animu girl?

You know, the one with the user telling their story about how they had an amazing orgasm by sticking a microphone up their ass and encouraging others in their (TF2?) game to yell in voice chat in order to amplify the audio pressure in their ass.

It was a great post. Must have been made 5, 6 years ago by now. Saw the cap but didn't save it, been trying to re-locate it ever since.

Pic unrelated.

good goy, but remember to buy the DLC for each!

wouldn't that be a speaker?

Seriously?

Don't forget the Nintendo Switch, user. Since Nintendo is playing catch up, AC: Origins will eventually go to that console.

More for the goy to buy.

So who's willing to bet they cut a deal with microsoft to try and brick the last remaining people's PCs that resisted and refused to upgrade to win10botnet so that they would more or less have their hand forced in getting win10 while making every other previous OS hard as balls to acquire?

Oh, user, I didn't think of that before? Ubisoft did show AC: Origins being run in the Xbox One X and advertising a bundle. Earlier, I assume that Denuvo is a scheme to get people to buy Playstation.

This is fantastic. I really hope they keep escalating DRM until it becomes so virulent that it escapes and obliterates the CIA's database or melts down a nuclear reactor or something. That's the road we're on here, may as well be an interesting destination at the end of the line.

I don't think anyone dumb enough to buy this shit wouldn't already be running Windows 10.

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Has the series even evolved beyond this simplistic batman combat? Look at this shit, it's the type of game you could play in your sleep.

It has RPG-ish elements and borrowed elements from a bunch of other games, which makes others calling it, Assassin's Primal: Witcher (Other game titles).

Added to it.

I don't understand why do they even bother releasing them for PC in the first place?
They are always intentionally gimped in some way for fucks sake its written in the code of watch dog LITERALLY
They clearly don't want to release them, why do they even bother? Who is forcing them to make PC games? Do they somehow keep making money on PC games despite how bad they treat them?

This game won't get ported to the switch because it's hard to run a bitcoin miner on a handheld with no cpu and pretend it's DRM

Got it, got a bit confuse there. Since a cooler version of Rayman Legends is going to the Switch, I assumed that Origins will get ported.

I would call it:

They are probobly going to do the same thing they did last time and demand that all future games for the Swtich use their Uplay system, get told to get out, then refuse to make any more Nintendo games until next gen

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you're free to go back to reddit

What did I just watch? Looks cringy even by leddit standards, can't tell if this is satire or some weird sjw crazyness.

That'll give the other countries reasons to sew Ubisoft.

I see my people have trained you well, gentile.

Post proof.

I mean "sue."

Does anybody have the interview where they said they had more women in the game in certain roles then what was accurate for the sake of representation?

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My god why are they so retarded?

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Also another video of Ass Creed glitches.

Awesome. I even found out that the faceless glitch returns (I'm dumb, it's probably there in the vids).

"Normally, you can't fly low. But the glitch surpasses this."
I saw Bayek "flying low" in Clueless Gamer.
youtube.com/watch?v=5-idSP5Ztaw

Are you a retard? It's the DRM itself that harms, not the game itself.

What, now you're going to tell me the DRM was invented by niggers, aren't you?

You mean these?

Oh,no, it's Slenderman's ancestors! Or are they his victims?

I saw a weird glitch involving a hippo being upright, like that croc and gazelle in these pics.

It was in the r/assassinscreed leddit community.

A little help here?

dat user review score, top fucking kek.

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I can't wait for the Crowbcat video.

Normalfags with no taste

Me too. After I was done with the ship part I realized that I had no interest in playing the rest of it.

To be fair, We're basically past Securom at this point and it's endless Jump Calls.

Fuck off Crowbcat stop trying to shill your shitty channel here

As easy as the combat in 3 was, it was "harder" and more "complex" than the combat in the Ezio trilogy, so I will say that it was a step in the right direction.

Do you have autism?

Stay triggered, Ubisoft employee.

cuckhurt.

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user, Ubisoft are currently in the middle of a hostile takeover of their company by a bigger and meaner company.
They needed this game to succeed and win big to ensure their survival no matter what. So what do they do? They make a game with a protagonist of the most unpopular race that sells the least, which is documented, they put it in a setting very few people will give
a fuck about, they decide to make it progressive, put in interracial porn, make whitey the bad guy again, WHEN THEIR MAIN DEMOGRAPHIC is white men and asian men, with majority white, neither of which like playing as a black man and the climate of their country is very very divisive about progressiveness and forced inclusion right now, and then they add in two pieces of DRM on their pc sales, further pissing off any potential customers and massively taxing their customers hardware, causing several to bluescreen.

Yes, Ubisoft are retarded.

Oh yeah, should add that the webm relates to ubisoft, not you.

Ikr, user, Vivendi will probably return Assassin's Creed to its' yearly releases, jack up the microtransactions, cancel Beyond Good and Evil 2 and the indies, and put all the other games, i.e. Far Cry and Just Dances, to be yearly releases.

Vivendi screwed with Sierra Entertainment earlier, if it wasn't for Activision, Sierra would've been completely dead.