Assassins Creed Origin DRM Hammers Gamers’ CPUs

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

How smug are you feeling that you didn't buy this game now?
Source:torrentfreak.com/assassins-creed-origin-drm-hammers-gamers-cpus-171030/
Archive :archive.is/rbk8j

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dsogaming.com/news/assassins-creed-origins-patch-1-03-improves-performance-16-intels-hexa-core-cpus/
youtube.com/watch?v=5-idSP5Ztaw

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

Of course a game about niggers would destroy your computer.

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

poorly optimized ubisoft game

Who would've thought?

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

buying ubisoft games
even playing ubisoft games
I learned my lesson like 6 years ago with anno 2070

Lincoln Hughes
Lincoln Hughes

Lmao, all that effort when the game will be cracked in a week anyways.

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

Playing assassin's Creed games
The second one was fun enough, I guess.

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

You see goy the best thing to do is to:
Piss off your paying customers
Give the better version of the game to pirates
This level of jewing could only be reached by Ubisoft.
Some times i wish i could go doom guy style in their office.

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

fuck off shill

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

Kill yourself you tryhard retard who can't even bother to read

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Even if its a thread against it, youre still shilling it by giving it attention.

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

Stop having fun laughing at retards.
You must be fun IRL, you wont even shitpost online.

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

Get this stupid shit off the front page. Fucking faggots. I wish someone would break in and kill you this morning.

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

There's nothing smug about not buying SJW's Greed. There's something extremely embarrassing about buying it.

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

Piss off your paying customers
Give the better version of the game to pirates
This level of jewing could only be reached by Ubisoft.
That's a pretty baseline level of jewing m8

Jayden Evans
Jayden Evans

You don't shit where you eat. Go shitpost on 4chan or something.

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Shit talking about denuvo and AssCreed is shilling it!
Kill yourself for being a double nigger faggot.

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

nice quints my man

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

Kill yourself you fucking retard.

John Wood
John Wood

by not talking about the issues that face vidya they will go away if we ignore it

Were you bred for stupidity or moulded by it?

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

all press is good press meme
Guess they're paying Ubishills to come in early today?

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

front page

Is this reddit?, filtered.

Anthony Nelson
Anthony Nelson

Is this reddit?
It's been for a while.

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

rip

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

implying
It's bad, but it ain't that bad

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

Lets not talk about anything on this fucking garbage board then

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Are Jews behind this?

John Diaz
John Diaz

Why would I have bought it in the first place?

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

user what are you doing here then?

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

DRM literally kills your PC, Just Cause 3 burned my video card.
Its crazy people arent aware of this yet.

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

user makes a fun thread to shit on yet another current year flop
Newfags autistically screech

Moving along. Who the fuck even plays Assassin's Creed anymore?

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

WE

Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

Tfw you will never be a French Ubisoft suit raging and foaming at none of your anti-piracy measures working

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

WUZ

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

steamcommunity.com/app/582160/discussions/0/1480982338948182751/
steamcommunity.com/app/582160/discussions/0/1480982338959434853/

The comments

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

N-numbers!

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

Montreal is french

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

Denuvo shill claims it isn't affecting his performance and posts screenshot of his stats
claims he's at 15% usage
doesn't even know which fucking number he's supposed to be looking at
his CPU usage in the screenshot is like 85%
These goddamn people

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Worst America
which is the most French America

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

having ever even considered buying this game
knowing about this game prior to seeing this thread
feeling smug about predicting it would be a piece of shit after 10 years of piece shit games in this franchise
What are you, 12?

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

post it

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

The shills are terrible over on the steam forums, I go through there all of the time just to laugh at it.
recently pirated a shitty anime RPG
making modifications to the game files are more fun than the actual game
Find instructions on the steam forums about doing character swaps
butthurt (((girl power))) (((coder))) pissed off that people are using her tool to unpack game files
calls everyone a DLC pirate
post instructions for how to do the modifications and add everyone they are refusing to share files with to my friends list
upload all the DLC to mega
share link with everyone
account gets reported and disabled for a few hours
once it's allowed back in shitpost in the thread calling out (((girl coder))) and expose her script for what it is
all she did was copy someone elses work and rename it
mfw

Truly the worst community. I'm ashamed I even have Steam on that computer. If I wasn't forced to use it to play certain /fightan/ online I would have deleted it ages ago. Thank God for fightcade.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

she

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

Looks great tbh

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

dat jaw
dat neckline/shoulder
top kek
You can't fool God, profligate

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

Hipsters who started playing video games in 2007 and only still bother with this series because they've been brainwashed by the marketing into thinking anyone actually cares about it.

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

KANGZ

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Does it? I'd presume it just refused to work.

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

There is no "fun" here. We already know normalfags and publishers are braindead and this talk will cause is an autist thinking he's funny for making bait threads about AssCreed.

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

There is no "fun" here.
Speak for yourself, nigger.

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

Rainbow Six Siege literally killed my GPU. R9 390 suddenly died after I played a few matches of that game. Never touching a Jewbisoft game ever again.

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

I'm a kang

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

that
altkike

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

nigger i run a i5 4590 and a GTX 1070 and i constantly dip past 100FPS at 1080p
jewbisoft knows fuck all about optimization

I can't fucking wait until vivendi buys them out and lays every fucking one of those faggots off

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

vivendi

They're probably going to cuck the company even more. makes absolutely no sense why they're going to buy ubisoft.

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

Well excuse me but it's your fault for not being cynical and jaded enough.

Carter James
Carter James

Nvm vivendi owns Actikike and Blizkike. So they will cuck it even more, if that's even possible.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

Vivendi is a French company so doing this gives them more national marketshare.

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

Maybe they'll reach Canada levels of cuckoldry.
If you actually do your job, management wins.

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

Kek has spoken. Ubisoft has made a critical error and will falter into the depths of failure for this move.

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

Just finished watching a playthrough. It's a completely bland game. Utterly forgettable. Not even the story has any impact on anything. Pure filler to pad a failing franchise another iteration further.

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

You should see the trailer for the 3rd one. Western (((gaming industry))) can't crash soon enough.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

Looks like a more male version of Janet Reno.

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

feeling smug about not buying an ubi game
That's like feeling smug about breathing at this point tbh.
I'm just content the game is failing.

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

Yet we have R6S generals.

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

Ubishill getting BTFO'd as usual.

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

Underrated post.

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

That CPU usage

Welp, looks like I'm buying it on PS4 then.

William Young
William Young

gif
Get with the times

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

there's no such thing as bad publicity
This is the dumbest meme.

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

kek

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Ikr, but there's this guy, named Alexander DeLarge, who did his/her hardest to stand against Denuvo. But others didn't listen.

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

Which is why I just buy games and barely talk to people in the forums.

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

Vivendi got their mitts on Gameloft, which used to be own by Ubisoft.

That's why I don't want Vivendi to take over Ubisoft, because they're gonna cuck-ify it at eye blink levelness. Vivendi also screwed with Sierra Entertainment earlier.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

Used to own. Surprise that Actikike "saved" Sierra Entertainment from Vivendi, while Actikike and Blizkike were buying their freedom.

I don't know what Sierra's doing, since they're now doing indies for Actikike. Now I have to worry about Actikike's multiplayer microtransactions seeping into Sierra.

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

optimal circumstances
I assume that means blind and deaf people

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

I don't think it's that. I'm pretty sure Denuvo got some massive upgrade that makes it more difficult to crack, but causes massive performance problems.

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

How smug are you feeling that you didn't buy this game now?

I wouldn't even buy it regardless of DRM, because Ubi is a trash-tier developer.

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

five ones

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

I played some Black Flag for the ship combat but after I was done with that I walked away from the series and haven't looked back ever since.

James Hughes
James Hughes

Morally despise 95% of the contents of this video
Song is too fucking catchy to not listen to
This is some great propaganda.

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

Its part of the experience

Owen Long
Owen Long

I'm pretty sure Denuvo got some massive upgrade that makes it more difficult to crack
I thought WE WUZ ASSINS AND SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT already got cracked.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

ubisoft games usually take longer because they've got uplay on top of denuvo.

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

user stop, that image is unfit for mortal eyes.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Was it the use of VMProtect to protect denuvo?

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Eh, Ubisoft is so shit, that completely and utterly destroying their soul, and leaving a still living husk of a body in the nile river, wont be out of the ordinary for them. Either a blight on the industry dies, or becomes a respectable member of society.

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

Unchecked after all this time
Wew

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

I'm never smug about not buying ubisoft games, as it would require me to be lobotomized to even consider buying from them. Last game i played from them was Beta of Rainbow 6 (mistake, it put uplay cancer on my PC) and a pirated copy of watch dogs 1.

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Welp, looks like I'm buying it

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

I actually bought 3 copies of this game already on PC, PS4 and Xbox One just to try to get this game to run without lagging.

Anyone else having issues where the game gets stuck in the loading screen and you have to alt+f4/restart your system?

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

Okay, Ubi managed to fix some things. Link: dsogaming.com/news/assassins-creed-origins-patch-1-03-improves-performance-16-intels-hexa-core-cpus/

Note: Denuvo is still there. But I think the guys at r/crackwatch are doing something. Because I see them working on a patch of some sort (I don't understand the technobabble, so I can't say much).

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

Help me out here, Holla Forums.

Does anybody have the screencapped post that used OP's smug animu girl?

You know, the one with the user telling their story about how they had an amazing orgasm by sticking a microphone up their ass and encouraging others in their (TF2?) game to yell in voice chat in order to amplify the audio pressure in their ass.

It was a great post. Must have been made 5, 6 years ago by now. Saw the cap but didn't save it, been trying to re-locate it ever since.

Pic unrelated.

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

good goy, but remember to buy the DLC for each!

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

wouldn't that be a speaker?

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

Seriously?

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

Don't forget the Nintendo Switch, user. Since Nintendo is playing catch up, AC: Origins will eventually go to that console.

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

More for the goy to buy.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

So who's willing to bet they cut a deal with microsoft to try and brick the last remaining people's PCs that resisted and refused to upgrade to win10botnet so that they would more or less have their hand forced in getting win10 while making every other previous OS hard as balls to acquire?

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

Oh, user, I didn't think of that before? Ubisoft did show AC: Origins being run in the Xbox One X and advertising a bundle. Earlier, I assume that Denuvo is a scheme to get people to buy Playstation.

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

This is fantastic. I really hope they keep escalating DRM until it becomes so virulent that it escapes and obliterates the CIA's database or melts down a nuclear reactor or something. That's the road we're on here, may as well be an interesting destination at the end of the line.

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

I don't think anyone dumb enough to buy this shit wouldn't already be running Windows 10.

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

Your choice of OS dictates your intelligence
Like i am the nigger that can't keep private data private regardless of OS
Believing the NSA isn't logging at ISP level
Believing your hardware isn't backdoored and sending logs to the NSA

Ian Long
Ian Long

Has the series even evolved beyond this simplistic batman combat? Look at this shit, it's the type of game you could play in your sleep.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

It has RPG-ish elements and borrowed elements from a bunch of other games, which makes others calling it, Assassin's Primal: Witcher (Other game titles).

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Added to it.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

I don't understand why do they even bother releasing them for PC in the first place?
They are always intentionally gimped in some way for fucks sake its written in the code of watch dog LITERALLY
They clearly don't want to release them, why do they even bother? Who is forcing them to make PC games? Do they somehow keep making money on PC games despite how bad they treat them?

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

This game won't get ported to the switch because it's hard to run a bitcoin miner on a handheld with no cpu and pretend it's DRM

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

Got it, got a bit confuse there. Since a cooler version of Rayman Legends is going to the Switch, I assumed that Origins will get ported.

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

which makes others calling it, Assassin's Primal: Witcher (Other game titles).

I would call it:
Assassin's primal: Witcher gear souls WE WUZ KANGZ edition

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

They are probobly going to do the same thing they did last time and demand that all future games for the Swtich use their Uplay system, get told to get out, then refuse to make any more Nintendo games until next gen

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

you're free to go back to reddit

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

What did I just watch? Looks cringy even by leddit standards, can't tell if this is satire or some weird sjw crazyness.

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

That'll give the other countries reasons to sew Ubisoft.

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

I see my people have trained you well, gentile.

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

Post proof.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

I mean "sue."

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Does anybody have the interview where they said they had more women in the game in certain roles then what was accurate for the sake of representation?

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

first post
best post
dubs

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

Despite no longer annualizing Ass Creed, Ubisoft still hasn't learned their lesson on glitches

My god why are they so retarded?

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

Also another video of Ass Creed glitches.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

Awesome. I even found out that the faceless glitch returns (I'm dumb, it's probably there in the vids).

Liam Smith
Liam Smith

"Normally, you can't fly low. But the glitch surpasses this."
I saw Bayek "flying low" in Clueless Gamer.
youtube.com/watch?v=5-idSP5Ztaw

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Are you a retard? It's the DRM itself that harms, not the game itself.

What, now you're going to tell me the DRM was invented by niggers, aren't you?

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

You mean these?

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

Oh,no, it's Slenderman's ancestors! Or are they his victims?

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

I saw a weird glitch involving a hippo being upright, like that croc and gazelle in these pics.

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

It was in the r/assassinscreed leddit community.

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

the largest countershilling operation done on a metacritic page was done by a handful of spergs leading a sockpuppet army

A little help here?

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

dat user review score, top fucking kek.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

<normalfags still like this series

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

I can't wait for the Crowbcat video.

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

Normalfags with no taste

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Me too. After I was done with the ship part I realized that I had no interest in playing the rest of it.

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

To be fair, We're basically past Securom at this point and it's endless Jump Calls.

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

Fuck off Crowbcat stop trying to shill your shitty channel here

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

As easy as the combat in 3 was, it was "harder" and more "complex" than the combat in the Ezio trilogy, so I will say that it was a step in the right direction.

John Jones
John Jones

Getting this upset by semantics

Do you have autism?

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

Stay triggered, Ubisoft employee.

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

cuckhurt.

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

user, Ubisoft are currently in the middle of a hostile takeover of their company by a bigger and meaner company.
They needed this game to succeed and win big to ensure their survival no matter what. So what do they do? They make a game with a protagonist of the most unpopular race that sells the least, which is documented, they put it in a setting very few people will give
a fuck about, they decide to make it progressive, put in interracial porn, make whitey the bad guy again, WHEN THEIR MAIN DEMOGRAPHIC is white men and asian men, with majority white, neither of which like playing as a black man and the climate of their country is very very divisive about progressiveness and forced inclusion right now, and then they add in two pieces of DRM on their pc sales, further pissing off any potential customers and massively taxing their customers hardware, causing several to bluescreen.

Yes, Ubisoft are retarded.

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

Oh yeah, should add that the webm relates to ubisoft, not you.

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

Ikr, user, Vivendi will probably return Assassin's Creed to its' yearly releases, jack up the microtransactions, cancel Beyond Good and Evil 2 and the indies, and put all the other games, i.e. Far Cry and Just Dances, to be yearly releases.

Vivendi screwed with Sierra Entertainment earlier, if it wasn't for Activision, Sierra would've been completely dead.

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