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Math Blaster?

My tax dollars hard at work. Fucking Malloy, that stuttering cunt.

That's what I thought it was too but looking at videos it doesn't look like how I remember it. Everything was pre-rendered and then put into sprites like DKC.

The only good thing about this is that now I can tell future generations I was a college athlete.

You realize one of the state's senators is the reason the ESRB was made right?
You also realize that the many people still believe that the newtown shooting was caused by video games right?

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Also you can already enter the US on a sports visa to play LoL

vidya isn't sport and neither is chess

END THIS PLANET

i don't think that visa thing applies to every country

Actually you have to be fit to be able to play competitively

Thanks GEYCO

Isn't this a self-correcting problem? The kids that join the club will be considered losers and bullied so most kids won't associate with the e-sports club or talk about games like that.

Its literally all gooks user, with a few danes and swedes mixed in and some "whites" randomly sprinkled here and there

I guess they want to make up for spawning DarkSydePhil or some shit

No part of the public education system is self-correcting. This will be designed to be a travesty so they can whine to the feds that it isn't working and get moh money foh dem programs.

This is correct, anyone who thinks chess is a sport is also a retard; its also the only argument people use for vidya being able to be a sport in the first place
It can be competitive, but its not an actual sport. Hell its called an "e-sport" for a reason. Why would it need delineation from a real sport if it was exactly like it?
:^)

Looks like a norm to me. Cool kids play video games all the times, talk about vidya on the buses, i constantly hear them talking about them when i ride to my work. Back in school we had on IT classes a lot of free time to play vidya on school computers. Some even had starcraft, counter strike 1.6, quake 3 and warcraft 3. Had a lot of fun with friends.

This e-sports in school is just an alternative to eastern european free time in IT classes, just with ability to gain something from it, so i see nothing wrong with it.

fucking hell

To call (((esports))) cancer nowadays would be a massive understatement, this shit needs to die.

Can watching anime be a sport too?

The difference being that the communism simulators these kids will be playing will not allow any sort of rule flexibility nor will they even be remotely fun in the first place. This is a less a class and more a course designed to condition children to the concept of all-encompassing rules they have no say in.

I want an Olympic sport where you present your waifu and it gets rated by a panel of judges holding scores on cards
Whoever has the best waifu that year is given the gold medal

HIDE YOUR CS 1.6
HIDE YOUR QUAKE
CAUSE GAMES WILL SUFFER
IN THE KIDS' WAKE

They played Final Fantasy music at the Olympics before so it's no too outlandish.

Well, your waifu gets a 0 for being anime character.

I'M GOING TO END THEM ALL Holla Forums
EVERY SINGLE ONE

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fighting games are all niggers and everything else are gooks. try again, retard.

Wow rude

Thats is what No Child Left Behind, Race To The Top, and Common Core are all about.

I wasn't implying that at all. The fact that they aren't do anything to stop it says more than enough.

You were saying?

They did? What kind? Show me the vid of it.

It's gooks and niggers user

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She has bigger tits than I remember

stop blue balling Ren

CIA probably got Ren before he managed to pull it off.

I thought a woman would have a higher premium than their counter parts?

STOP

2004 Summer games. It was the American team funny enough.

but goyim male drivers are always driving too fast

Shouldn’t the sign ONLY be in Spanish? They’re the ones most likely to rob the place, and niggers can’t read so you don’t need an English version.

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CIA is probably watching you too.

Those horse fucking homosexual furfag CIA Niggers.

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Shoulders are too wide to be them.

There's literally nothing wrong with fucking horses.

are you a horsefucker?
What is it like, I don't like that shit but sometimes wonder how it gets done efficiently, you'd think the horse wouldn't want it

off by 1

I mean some of them don't, in which case they would probably kick you to death for trying. Some do, some are ambivalent or off and on. Mares get just about no pleasure out of stallions because they essentially mate via rape, whereas humans are much more pleasant (and generally equipped to be the right size and angle for ideal g-spot stimulation on the mare's end). They can get really into it, actually.

IIRC some guy was advertising on Holla Forums back when mlp first came out offering to pay to fuck his horses. IIRC they don't really give a shit considering the size they are used to. if you grab their tail you will die though.

I would be angrier, but chess is a sport so fuck it.

It's a game, next you're going to tell me Warhammer 40k is a sport

It is recognized as a sport in the olympics.

This push for e-sports is how they're going to attempt to further sanitize gaming culture.

It's not in the olympics and if Chess is a sport that automatically makes Warhammer 40k a sport

memer beaners are all about ASS FAGGOTS and memes, user

Google it. They don't hold it in the olympics, but the committee recognizes it as a sport.

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Don't forget indoctrinating children more in favor of totalitarianism.

Starcraft was a sport before most of you were even born.
Keep being mad kiddies.

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Its the Playgue.

The average age of an imageboard user is 30 user.

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Cool it man, it was probably just cap locks. He just forgot to steer

Sure is.

Too bad is league of legends, well more athletes visa handed to gooks, If it was a game that actually required skill like old Quake 3 ,atleast america would get whites and finnish people

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You forgot Mexicans.

King of Fighters may as well be their national sport.

Worse. Everyone is forced to play Lawbreakers, which fits into this awful future perfectly.

At least Overshit has some fuckable characters, unlike the gender neutral bathroom monkeyfest that is Cucky B's abortion.

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There will be a politically correct demake of Overwatch by the time it's every added to school curriculum, so don't worry.

all the people I know who love esports are autistics.
they all look the same, greasy, autistic, dead fish face, weird bowl cuts, can only speak in surface level memes, you get the picture.

Full story has been uploaded I don't have enough time to webm it or convert it to be proper sized
wfsb.com/clip/13866940/video-high-school-video-gamers-in-connecticut-recognized-as-athletes

Actually, I did it because I wanted to see if someone was spiteful enough to respond even though any normal person would reason that capslock was on.

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Wasn't there an episode of King of the Hill about this?

Everytime someone goes capslock there is always a >Holla Forums reply though, ALWAYS.

My high school's anime club was run by a bigender fat autist with a neckbeard who called themselves Athena, but was full of kids from the football team.
My point being that, at least where I grew up, bullying wasn't really a thing, at all, and these kinds of niche interests were pretty uniformly distributed within the student body.
I also heard athletes, from multiple sports, talk about how much they liked competitive games and at least a few of them followed e-sports.
Most people saw bullying past elementary school as a meme used in 90s movies to set up a plot.

Meant for

Modern animation has no substance other than creating it, so no.

You're on Holla Forums.
See above.

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Someone needs to edit in some bud light on his glasses

those are bud light glasses, they're gay themed ones as well.

f a g

you not lose or trade dignity and respect by posting anonymously on an image board.

There was a screencap I had about it that I lost a long time ago that went into detail, but apparently female horses are quite intelligent and can get very affectionate with their male owners up to initiating the whole bestiality thing by presenting themselves and pushing their rear ends into them during heat.

Reaching them would require a stool or a chair for comfort when it happens unless you want to stimulate them with your hand. The writer described the experience as more pleasing than regular women because of internal muscle control they have or something but regular women can learn how to do it as well so I personally doubt that part. Horses are also gushers according to him, releasing a lot of liquid during intercourse.

And the last thing I remember was that he advised against initiating intercourse yourself because they get aggressive and uncomfortable and wait until your horse was in the mood instead, which happens several times a year.

IT'S OVER

There's a difference between being a lover of e-sports and being good enough at a game to be competitive in e-sports. Despite what some people like to tell themselves, smarter and more talented people are also generally better looking (and usually either European or Asian while we're at it).

FUCKING MANLET

I hate Mexicans. It's the only people playing E-Sports. Why the fuck would you want to do something like simulate golf with a joystick when you could easily… idk. JUST PLAY GOLF? Or basketball, or football.

(((e-sports)))

This and anyone against it is a subhuman or a cia nigger.

I hope so, we already dominate the scene so much that subhumans are afraid to enter

I got you covered, my man.

Is there a single image of that guy where he looks remotely human?

gas yourself

This is bullshit. Women can't drive for shit.

Nah.
It's fine unless we elect Sanders and have pay for everyone's shitty education/indoctrination/poor choices.
Same reason I don't care about fat acceptance. Unless single payer is forced on everyone.

You know my favourite part?
Casuals act like we are all plebs who didn't know what games were when we just wanted fun games, no microtransactions or drm.
I'm so glad we have enlightened people who never cared before to tell us games are now sport and art, because they unconsciously still feel insecure liking a fun, game with nothing beyond being fun. Nope gotta jump through hoops to make it acceptable like other hobbies familiar to normalfags e.g sport.

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I had friends on the football team who went to competitive magic the gathering events all the time. They were fat linemen so they fit in pretty well with the magic playing crowd, and we would even play matches during lunch while their cheerleader girlfriends watched.

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I thought spics only played their FIFA, Football simulators, KoF and San Andreas with CJ moded to not be a nigger because they hate niggers.
I don't know a single person who's played the golf games.

What the fuck is wrong with the FGC.
I mean even looking past shills like wong you have some seriously sick people. Like that one guy who tried to boil a rat alive, or Lowtiergod in general, or the NRSfags and sonic furfaggot?
How does such a fun genre spawn such a cancerous crowd?

You ever seen that MAD TV sketch about niggers and money?

Let them, E-sports is filled with despotism and autistic chimp-outs, it's only going to be a mess of the likes that no one in any school has ever seen.

They will soon realize their mistake

Nope.

I remember laughing during a EA E3 conference where they were talking about muh non-sports for Madden and they brought on stage the winner. It was a fat guy. He received a prize from an actual hand-egg player.

People take all the fun out of everything. Fuck e-Sports and fuck everyone who thinks they're legitimate.

The ink used in dollar bills reacts violently with melanin causing dementia and psychosis.

just fucking why.

Would board games be a better choice then, seeing as the rules in a board game are ethereal and changeable, unlike those in a video game?

No, you want the kids to be playing in an environment where cheating is not feasibly possible, at least not in class anyway, so the idea of playing by any rules other than the provided ones never comes to thought. Lateral thinking isn't kosher.

For fuck's sake, Quake online is much more of a sport than any Moba shit.

how long until the first district buys in to (((blizzard)))'s schemes with our tax money?

With or without the bob?

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This thread must be full of soyboys.

It's retarded, but then so is treating physical sports as a profession.

For all your talk about cancerous vidya fanbases, all the cringey fan art and porn in world doesn't match up to the actual physical damage that sporting fans have caused:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_riot

Took the man-shoulders down a bit and made the tits *just* a little bigger.

You need to change her butterface into something more adorable to look at. Or else its a tranny with fake tits.

I will never understand this, Even when their team wins they still riot anyway sometimes.

People like to hurt other people, specifically people who are similar in most ways, yet different in other ways. Sports teams provide a much needed us vs. them mentality which the human being craves.

Physical sports aren't in highschool to prepare students for a professional sports career, they're there to teach teamwork and a respect for physical fitness. People who play physical sports from an early age grow up to get along better with society and typically aren't as fat or lazy as someone who played no sports.

Most of the jocks at my university are the most self entitled assholes I have ever met and not only did they play sports in high school, but they are on sport scholarships.

And they'll succeed more than you probably.

Not when they are able to be divorce raped by some random thot, get permanent injury that possibly will fatal, various addictive substances, drugged by their (((doctors))) for muh scores and some other stuff I don't remember right now.

Fucking hell this took way too long

In a few years:

And they would be right about video games for the first time.

Fighting games are easy to play but hard to master, so the entry level is low which brings in all types of sub humans.

But Jwong hasn't won anything major in years

The FGC just one upped his own cancer recently. Now transexuals want special treatment and recognition.

he doesn't have to, its about marketability just as much as winning otherwise you wouldn't have a tranny in gilty being sponsored.

Have you seen that creature that cosplays at every event and sits in the camera view looking at the twitch chat trying to see if anyone is talking about it?

Its better than worshipping African bulls in NFL, desu.
Still pretty bad though.

Hockey is the last bastion of white man's sport

tfw that Andromeda thread several months back was the best thread Ive been in on any board in years.

tfw drawfags and spergs got me to kinda like white nationalist Kora and autistic Sara Ryder

tfw despite not playing the game and shitting on it so much, I felt sad knowing both characters are gone and there will never be a thread like that again anytime soon.

I didn't ask to feel these feelings Holla Forums

I have combined them. Do not be sad.

maybe this would have sold more then 9 copies

Checkin those trips. No, that doesn't explain the FGC. There are other games that are easy to play and hard to master, that don't attract the plethora of incredibly fucked up individuals that comprise the FGC. Any sane person who encounters the soul sucking parasites that comprise the FGC recoil in disgust and leave the community almost immediately. The moment you actually go to a tournament and see what these people really are you will lose all interest in fighting games as a recreational or competitive endeavor.

Every single member of the FGC is an unbelievably horrible human being. It's actually quite amazing, really. My personal theory is that fighting games require a level of time investment and dedication to an activity that has such a terrible cost/reward scheme, that anyone who can think in a long term perspective stays out of it. This would explain why it's so full of shitsksins, niggers in particular, who have absolutely no concept of long term consequences and can't reason out the worth of an endeavor from that standpoint. Because of this the only people you will ever see in the FGC are them, and absolutely broken or damaged individuals who are about as mentally, economically, and socially healthy as the average drug addict.

Certainly part of the reason, they're all hustlers/scammers and will do anything for a dollar. The only good thing about the fgc scene being so shitty is that it will never go full "esports" because of them.

Oh, that's only scratching the surface. Want to know the true horror? If e-sports becomes a part of schooling that means it becomes part of the budget. Know how electronic device manufactures lobby the government to buy and distribute "free" laptops and tablets to students under the guise of helping them get better grades? Guess what game publishers will do:

"Well you see Senator, our new game 'Lawbreakers II: Die CIS Scum Edition' is just what the youth of America needs to be exposed to right now. So sit there and enjoy the $300 lunch I bought you while I tell you all about it…"

Vidya just found a way to suck from the federal tax tit.

How bad can it be? Let's do some math:

Over 98,000 public schools (K-12) in the United States.

Let's say each school has a gaming setup of 15 rigs (Size of my Computer lab back in High school, and I lived in a small town.)

One purchased copy of the game per rig required, making for 15 copies.

So 15 copies X 98,000 schools = Almost 1.5 million units in sales.

And who buys just one game? Just one from each of the major genres (FPS, RTS, RPG) bumps those numbers up to 4.5 million sales.

On top of those sales you also have income from micro-transactions as 15 million high school students are exposed to these games every school week. You know damn well that sooner or later the schools would pick up the tab for that too so little Johnny stays competitive.

Congratulations, shit video game companies can now never die. Enjoy Gone Home 2 and Mass Effect 5 as gaming becomes the vidya equivalent of the F-35 Raptor project. A lurching, shuffling zombie that limps along fueled by an endless supply of taxpayer money.

All of that and another bonus too!

Oh fuck yes, let's create another generation of people that think playing video games is a viable career options. Fuck learning a trade, let's all just twitch stream for a living! Can't see this ending badly!

This shit heap can not collapse fast enough,