Smug Thread?

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

WOLFENSTEINS SALES DOWN BY 50% COMPARED TO NO.
Last week's other big launch, Wolfenstein 2, entered the chart's fourth place - but sales were down by more than half on Wolfenstein 1.

WE WUZ PHAROAHS MATCHS SALES OF PREVIOUS INSTALLMENT SYNDICATE.
Assassin's Creed Origins has taken the UK chart top spot with physical sales roughly equal to that of Assassin's Creed Syndicate.

Physical sales on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One were just a few copies lower than Syndicate's equivalent total back in 2015, although the rise of digital sales since then will likely push Origins' overall result comfortably higher.

Still, Syndicate marked a low sales point in the Assassin's Creed franchise, so coming in at around the same total is not too much cause for celebration. Syndicate was the lowest-selling in the series except for 2014's Rogue, which was designed as a game for last-gen consoles and released alongside 2014's other AC game, Unity.

http: //www.eurogamer. net/articles/2017-10-30-assassins-creed-origins-sales-roughly-on-par-with-2015s-syndicate

WOLFENSTEIN BUGGY MESS ON PC, LEADS TO MIXED REVIEWS
The release of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus has brought delight to many fans of the franchise, and has done particularly well with review scores across the board, especially on both PS4 and Xbox One versions. However, the latest entry in the first-person shooter series has been hit with mixed reviews on Steam.

According to Steam user reports, there is a number of performance issues that are currently plaguing the PC version of The New Colossus.

mmoexaminer.com

NAZI TROLLS TARGETING WOLFENSTEIN WITH BAD REVIEWS
No link for this one, google "nazi trolls negatively review Wolfenstein on steam" youll find the top research results are cucks on the steam community crying about "alt right trolls" and how review systems are a privilege. Good for a few laughs im sure.

Please forgive the sloppy format and lack of archive links. Im on my phone, start work in 10 minutes and just couldnt wait to share the good news. Dance thread?

Other urls found in this thread:

dualshockers.com/sony-microtransactions-ps4/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Altman

James Murphy
James Murphy

13707380
Fuck you and fuck all this porky corporate bullshit

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

13707375
Enjoy this one victory /pol/ its the only one you'll have.

K

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

13707380
What if he seeded this idea into Bethesda to get them to out themselves as full blown pozzed?

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

13707375
13707380
trying to derail straight off the bat
Enjoy your ban.

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Did New order release the same day as a Super Mario? If not, only half is a miracle in regards to this absolutely fucktarded release date.
Pharoahs
It's Pharaohs you lowly cur.

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

The "first post" rule might start applying to Holla Forums…

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

What if my dick is the means to achieve world peace though

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

13707375

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

Then you must give the dick.

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

13707415
Yeah okay but seriously though

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

So, Holla Forums. Think they'll ever learn?

Ian Hill
Ian Hill

NEVER EVER

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

CONFIRMED BOX OFFICE BOMB

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

repostan from last thread.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

I love this universe.

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

/r/games
15,000+ upvotes
six le ebin super upvotes
Reddit truly is a cancer.

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

this is blatantly fake

William Perez
William Perez

DiaperPixie
Communist/Jew
Seems about right.
Almost wish there was a genocide of tje jewish people.

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

reminder this is fake

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

fug you're right
Those accounts doesn't exist

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

It's a shame Ion Maiden won't make 2017, I would have loved to see a cheap ass game made on the ancient Build engine do better per dollar put into it than this crap.

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

We did it, gamergate

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

I wish Super-Man was my dad

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Smug thread or Dance thread? Or both?

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

THE FIRE RISES!

Austin King
Austin King

Gamergate is Great

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

How could it ever not be both?

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

You know mod, those who come late for the first post would like to laugh at the shills to…
can't you just ban them without errasing their bait so that it remains on full display for all to laugh at?
13707375
13707380

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Last weeks

It's been 4 days you imbeciles, at least make the numbers right if you are going to invent, only an idiot could turn a victory into a defeat by making up shit

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

released in the 27th
not last week
Are you fucking retarded?

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

ITS THOSE DAMN NABIS THAT ARE RUINING THIS GAME
honestly some of the promo material didn't look awful but any reviews that don't suck its dick state that the game is so full of exposition and cinematics that its an absolute chore to play

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

200% SMUG

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

The bulk of sales happen in the first few days, especially if there's a weekend in that time frame. Anyone who cared enough about the game to want to buy it will buy it on release. Why do you think they hype up preorders, preorder bonuses, and midnight releases? Because after the release window, the sales figures will be negligible and worthless.

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

All these failed games.
Is 2017 the year the games industry started crashing?

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

We can only hope. The game has a lower population than Assassins Kangs and Shitshow of War, and neither of those has even broken the top 20.

According to Steam user reports, there is a number of performance issues that are currently plaguing the PC version of The New Colossus.
Funny thing is, many of those issues are on console, too. Consolefags are just to stubborn to admit it's a piece of shit and chalk it up to those "crazy quirks" that happen in all Bugthesta games.

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

COMPARED TO NO.
NO.
the what now?

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Peace is short lived for a reason I suppose.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY OUR GAME YOU TRUMP SUPPORTING NAZIS!!!

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

New Order

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

promo material didn't look awful
pregnant women cinematics
4 to 11 minute cinematic trailers where you literally do nothing but mundane shit like watch a Nazi drink a milkshake and act like a Nazi caricature
gameplay is practically fluff compared to the sheer amount of cinematics
kek

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

I wonder for how long the major comapnies can tank losses such as those. I mean there are producers that can deal with it just fine for eg. EA since they have monopoly on sportsball games and it brings enough money alone to release as many failed games as they want.
On the other hand companies like ubisoft, bethesda/zenimax can really take a hit with blunders like this. Im curious how it will end, obviously right now Ubi are the biggest lossers on the AAA market, but what will happen to them in the future?

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

debunked as fake already

I was mostly referring to the part where you shot mecha nazis and blood and gore went everywhere, but i am a simple man and like gory shooters

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

MFW WOLFENSHEKEL II IS BEHIND FUCKING BRAWLHALLA

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

embed
You can download a video that small user

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

Wolfenstein: New Order, the previous nuWolfenstein game, which was mostly cutscenes, quicktime events, execution kills, and lots of the usual CURRENT YEAR faux-retro FPS gameplay gimmicks that have become so popular with normalfags.

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

Works on my machine, the only issue I've had after pirating it was a strange bug that happened where after I died teh game wouldn't go to the loading screen until I Crtl Alt Del, not even tabbing out works.
How is Shadow Kangz doing on consoles by the way?
Its really feeling like a declineon these AAA garbage games, they peaked in 2009-2011 and now they're dying.
Only shit that was even remotely popular was Battlekangz Juan last year.
Everything else looks like its dying while mid sized games keep making bank.

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

no archive link
fake news

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

gameplay is practically fluff compared to the sheer amount of cinematics
and to follow up now that i think about it, those trailers ended up being really indicative of the whole game

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

honestly some of the promo material didn't look awful
animu grill with EEEH question mark.png
The black panther stronk sassyfro chimp character looks like she's on drugs.
l but any reviews that don't suck its dick state that the game is so full of exposition and cinematics that its an absolute chore to play
Among other problems such as that.

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

Wolfenstein
what was the last good wolfenstein game?

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

I am happy the game is flopping cause its a shit game from a shit AAA developer. I don't give a shit about politics in video games. I want to have fun.

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

peak of 9100 users
This is beautiful. It gives me renewed hope for humanity.

Consolefags are just to stubborn to admit it's a piece of shit and chalk it up to those "crazy quirks" that happen in all Bugthesta games.
They can prattle whatever they want so long as they're not buying this piece of shit. The more Marxist flops there are the harder it gets to justify them to shareholders.

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

I don't know how to into webm

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

You might not care about politics but that doesn't mean politics doesn't care about you.

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

It gives me renewed hope for humanity.
don't count your chickens until we see console sales

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

Death and Sleep are twin brothers.

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

If they aren't already screaming from the rooftops about how well this game is doing then it's safe to say it flopped.

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

Return to Castle Wolfenstein 16 years ago

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

Yeah probably but we still need some figures

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

TNO was equally godawful.
no enemy variety
just German soldiers colored grey, white and blue
shitty weapon choices
they keep shoving dual wielding in your face like it's something revolutionary
keep saying it's a return to old school shooters
it plays like ass
with braindead stealth mechanics on top for no good reason
level design that can be described as shades of grey
go to the moon and all you do is spend time walking through orange corridors
godawful story with poor pacing and unlikeable cast
aping Inglorious Basterds and other Hollywood trash

Fuck this piece of shit reboot and everyone involved in making it. Leftists are truly complete wastes of oxygen.

Even if it sold twice as much on consoles as it did on PC they have yet to break a million copies. It's dead.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Ignoring or not caring about a problem won't make it go away user, at least not one like this
Its good that we've had so many threads mocking this game though, our meming power is stronger than we think.
Literally any download helper/extension/add-on or program will turn it into an mp4, or if you're desperate you can just use keepvid.com user.
Yep. Its a shame we couldn't just have had a simple shooter, but that's Bethesda and the current year vidya industry for you.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Everything else looks like its dying while mid sized games keep making bank.
Mid sized and AAs can still survive if they're smart and can can avoid traps like AAAy marketing bloat, VA guild or VA stuntcasting bullshit, and the suicidal ERRYTHING IS POLITICS SHITLORD BUY X GAME OR ELSE UR A YATZEE goons and commie cancer.
Wolfenstein3D is still fun. Return to Castle Wolfenstein was ok.

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

but that doesn't mean politics doesn't care about you.
that sounds nice.

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

Everything
Is
Flopping

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

4 days
a week

Stop trying retard

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

Elex is proof of that
I don't even know how it sold that much

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

Yeah, I am just old and this shit has been happening for forever.

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

lacking reading comprehension
user I don't want to bully you too hard, but read the OP again.
last weeks
vs
last week's
Please tell me the difference.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

The New Order might have been bad but at least it wasn't the Old Blood which was "recycled parts of Return to Castle Wolfenstein's storyline without the fun weapons and with boring ass zombies in it"

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

You coudn't bully an ant

There's no diference retard, learn to write properly or go eat a dick

Lucas King
Lucas King

Elex is a funny case because it, as well as all the Risen games by the same people, are what shills tried to convince people the Witcher series is. It's just a dinky RPG made by like a dozen European guys working for peanuts. It could've performed just as badly as Wolfenstein and still probably turned a little profit.

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

I'm disappointed in you user.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

I wonder for how long the major comapnies can tank losses such as those.
So long as the population remains faithful to the dollar? Forever, they are just making up money when ever they need to.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

next tim3

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

No leather Nazi babes
No Eypatch weraing bimbo Boss Necromancer babe
Final Boss is a shit tier railroaded fight in a tiny room in a crypt against a generic Giant compared to a German Zombie Knight double your size with a giant fucking Sword on an Open Field
Its shit alright
Plus
Save girl because shes younger and has more to live despite being a kike
Lesbian
You see her kiss her friend she saved while a Negro American soldier watches

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

yet the paid reviews keep pouring out.
It's really pissing me off. Antifags want to buy this retarded shit to live their retard fantasies, that's fine, but don't tell me it's good, and don't tell others it's good either. People who get swayed by these bullshit reviews won't even think twice about it and will still think it's good while it's spewing pro-nigger propaganda in their faces.

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

They even rewarded ole BJ by turning his love interest from the first game into a fucking dyke? holy shit.

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

Wolfenstein beat out by Counter Strike Source, a 13 year old game

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

I can legitimately think of more games with good reviews that bombed than ones that did poorly because of reviews. If anything, these reviews just end up making people less willing to glaze over faults.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

Gaming crash when? When will publishers try to milk normals so hard that even they get tired of this shit and just quit gaming?

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

It's just a dinky RPG made by like a dozen European guys working for peanuts. It could've performed just as badly as Wolfenstein and still probably turned a little profit.
Seems to be the thing that current year AAA and the whole "we want to be hollywood 2.0" fuckers still can't figure out or won't.

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

Its already happening
dualshockers.com/sony-microtransactions-ps4/

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

ALT-RIGHT GAMERGATE GAMERS STRIKE AGAIN

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

That's already happening, indie studios are making AAA publishers go bankrupcy one after another. I guess your question is, how long will it take to reach Ubisoft and EA.

Soon

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

It's just a dinky RPG made by like a dozen European guys working for peanuts.
How it should be

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

Kinda hard to get invited to pedophile cannibal orgies if you're making less than 8 figures.

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Everything's selling horribly, which means it's all going to burn soon.

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

When will publishers try to milk normals so hard that even they get tired of this shit and just quit gaming?
The funny think is that they're destroying themselves with games like this by thinking that they're milking normals, and simultaneously indoctrinating them. Only, they're so stuck in their bubble that they have no fucking idea what normals are actually like, and don't realize that normals don't give half of a shit about this kind of thing to be indoctrinated by it in the first place. They're pandering to themselves by accident, and to everyone else, it looks like they just lots all subtlety. They did lose all subtlety too, though.

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

credit pro-whites and anti-femimists for anything resembling a victory over the radical, communist NAMBLA left
Thanks media kikes, you keep pushing centrists into my warm embrace.

Evan Green
Evan Green

Not long, don't forget that little team at ubishit that made the game about the robot climbing that everyone paid attention to and ignored all their other games.

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

anymore

Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Ramirez

Gaming crash when?

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

ugh

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

People who get swayed by these bullshit reviews won't even think twice about it and will still think it's good while it's spewing pro-nigger propaganda in their faces.
There's always going to be some that buy into the bullshit, but it seems people are starting to catch on considering all these new AAA games have been releasing to high praise yet still end up flopping. I think too, that in more and more cases, a lot of these developers' reputations for shitting out buggy, unfinished, DLC-ridden games are finally starting to catch up to them.

They're pandering to themselves by accident, and to everyone else, it looks like they just lots all subtlety.
Exactly.

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

Guys I've got the next big idea for publishers
What if we release a game with no content and promise free DLC like splatoon did
But get this, you can pay to be a premium player and get the free DLC earlier than other people

Paying for earlier access to free DLC. Maybe even make paid DLC content release earlier with premium membership.

You can hire me anytime EA

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

Uhhh… you guys…

Camden Young
Camden Young

Fuck off /pol/

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

I think ubisoft will probably get bought out soon, since their one cashcow (assassin's creed) is no longer doing the numbers big enough to sustain the whole company.

EA I'm not too sure, since they've had the sports roster propping them up for so long and battlefield/front.

Which is the main thing stopping these AAA cunts from going under like they should, all they need is one game to sell well enough that it doesn't matter how many flops they have.

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

The evil within 2
5th

Was The Evil Within really that bad?

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

How is Elex and Evil Within lower ranked despite selling more copies than Bomber Crew?

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

Awww, that's cute. You ready to get gassed and beaten when you go out on the 5th, little guy?

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

Battlefront
Disney is pretty pissed at EA so I imagine they're going to withdraw the Star Wars license, and by the time the public goes through the Han Solo movie and episodes VIII and IX Star Wars will be dead.

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

full game is 6 hours
cutscenes take 4 hours
Really sets the noggin rollin

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

Those numbers are terrible for a AAA game. A game like wolfenstein is expected to sell at least 4 million copies over all platforms and usually steam sales can be correlated with sales on consoles, usually by increasing it by 2x or 3x per platform.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

It's only 6 hours?
Ruiner beat that by a little, and that was only made by a few people.

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

There's probably still some massive overlap there too. Actual game time is probably under 2 hours or even less if you don't count the walkie-talkie bits.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

about that NBC vid lel

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

It gets better. 4 hours out of that are cutscenes and walking sections where you do fuckall.

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

Mark, make this a cyclical so all the "LOOK LE EBIN GAME FLOP EVERYOEN COME LAUGH" threads get some fucking containment.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

i'm sure some one will upload a version with all the walkie-talkie segments too and get a proper count. I hate those segments more than excessive cutscenes because at least you can skip cutscenes

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

THIS

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

Its was the same shit last year
They can't keep this up much longer, even NuFront is getting less attention than the first.
Now fuckoff kike

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

as much as I like being smug and laughing at this flop I agree; we should stop flooding the catalog with this shit
A sticky would be fine too

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

Check to see how long all of the cutscenes are in Ruiner
It's 30 minutes
Meanwhile NuWolfenstein 2 cutscenes are around 3 hours and 30 minutes
mfw
You can't make this shit up.

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

i guess most of the wolfenstein ii discussion can be had at the GG thread and the rest could be just deleted for the next weeks, what else is there to talk about the game other than leftist propaganda

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

He should make a permanent cyclical for all political vidya discussion so everyone else can remove it from the catalog forever and the retards can circlejerk indefinitely about how smart they are.

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

Nope.
I'm forced to socialise with normalfags, they always talk about pubg.

tfw 62 hours in Divinity Original Sin 2.
only on act 2 (4 total I hear)
nowhere near the budget or marketing of TNC
Hardly any cutscenes
It probably has more players too.

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

/cuckchan/index.html
/neogaf/index.html
/resetera/index.html
´You're not welcome here

Mason Green
Mason Green

user, I'm sick and fucking tired of dealing with this kind of thing too, but that doesn't make it not important.

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

They likely had the mentally challenged leftist demographic in mind when they made a walking simulator out of Wolfenstein.

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

Fuck off fag

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

WHAT GREAT INPUT

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

what the fuck is resetera

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

new neogaf

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

make this a cyclical

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

what the fuck did I miss? and tell me we have at least a hundred sleeper agents in there already

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

They probably also thought that they made up a large percentage of people that bought games too I guess.

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

What did I miss
A ton
Tell me we have sleeper agents in there
Yes

Chase Young
Chase Young

Stop being autistic, there's been a billion of these fucking threads

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

The developers are swedes, man. I'd be surprised if they're even legally allowed to make anything else.

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

Holla Forums here
Okay, champ.
How is it important? How is this schadenfreude-fueled thread noteworthy, impactful, or informative? It's not even entertaining. It's just beating the dead horse of "lol look at this failure we wanted to fail, how epic."

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

Stop making vidya related threads about things I don't like
Nope, make your own board

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

You lack the shitposter spirit. No fun allowed.

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

We should have a cyclical thread for video games so video games threads are not constantly shitting up my precious catalog. I can't handle the triggering of seeing video games on my Holla Forums.
Mark should ban everything so I can feel better about myself.

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

a sticky or a cyclical would be no fun allowed
Jesus Christ, have you fucks not seen the catalog?
This place has been absolute shit for the past week and a half. Its only going to get worse.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

Oh yeah user, these wolfenstein threads an AC threads have been pure video games, no off topic whatsoever.

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

How is it important?
How is paying attention to the affects of subversives and their actions within the industry important?
The smug celebration isn't the important part, and nobody said it was, but it seems to be the main thing you're stuck on.

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

muh catalog

I'm not seeing much of a problem with that, the one problem I see, which has been the #1 problem with this board since forever, are the metashitters derailing every single thread demanding that Mark ban something. I'm starting to suspect you faggots are actual goons.

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

I'm starting to suspect you faggots are actual goons.
It's the same guy ID hopping just like the last couple of these threads. He uses the same filenames too like we can't fucking tell.

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

This tbh fam
smh

Catalog is people discussing vidya
Wolfenstein threads are locked until they reach page 13
Wolfenstein threads are being updated because people want this piece of shit to fail since it both Cinematic Uncharted tier garbage but in FPS done with a loved brand but its also leftist propaganda
STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT LAUGHING AT THIS
We've discussed the game, the politics, and how its doing in the market and now we're laughing at how "well" its doing in it.

Off yourself

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

If only there was a board dedicated exclusively to random shitposting.
If you're concerned with fighting liberal influence, the GG thread is 2 blocks down.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

Shilling this fucking hard
When we've had threads like these for years
When a shitton of posts were deleted while being more blatant but nonetheless as bad as this
WEW

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

its nothing but generals that move at a snail's pace
Asscreed crack thread
Dota 2 patch
the threads that are original are nearly empty
If you want to believe that people don't get sick of this shit be my guest
stop making threads
I never said that
wolfenstein threads are locked until they reach page 13
Nigger they're only locked because people keep making new ones before the old ones are finished, and nobody posts or sees the old ones because they've fallen down the fucking catalog because they never got stickied, and half the time there's about 3-4 of them that get made in a single actual wolfenstein thread's life cycle, and instead of getting deleted the new threads just get locked so the catalog is fucking shit

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

muh board is too slow
the solution is to ban users for talking about video games
Kill yourself nigger.

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

He didn't mention banning anywhere you illiterate chimp.

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Alright I'm done; doesn't even matter anyways
Mark my words this place will look indistinguishable from cuckchan within a few months

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

Who cares? Mark is an incompetent fuck anyways.

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

muh antifags
muh diversity
take that nazis
<SOME heavy handed scenes
<american patriotism? that's going too far, gotta deduct points

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

Mark my words
oh you're that guy

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

surprised that there is any patriotism left in the game after the mentality shift from TNO. BJ especially went from the dual wielding batshit mumbling lover of white picket barbeques to a bumbling errand boy

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

This place would be like cuckchan if a cockslurping faglord like you got anywhere near a hotpocket. Cuckhan bans all of these threads just like you want, so you can fucking go there and stay there with the same cancer that spawned you.

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

tfw I can't wait to see CoDWWII fail next

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

Oh look, the faggot is trying to make dupes now to bolster his case.
I'm sure it's pure coincidence the thread popped up as soon as he got told to fuck off.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Another butthurt autist will start to spam the catalog falseflagging in order to ban something he doesnt like
Do you really think we cant tell?

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

Hey fag you can have the hotpockets check IPs and posting history; that's not me but thanks for proving my point

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

the catharsis you experience killing Nazis
I wasn't even born when WW2 was a thing? Why the fuck would I experience any sort of catharsis killing Nazis? Did a yid write this?

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

Yes, because is so hard to do any ip hopping using vpns, fag.

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Any retard can use VPNs, case in point: you.

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

/leftypol/ being this upset their embarrassingly pandering walking simulator isn't selling
I'm sure Bernie will win the next elections.

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

The fact people are seriously replying to it just shows the state the board is in though.

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

Keep believing whatever you want. It was more likely made because someone posted that because this thread disappeared from the catalog for a little bit
You niggers don't get it at all
regular anons can be sick of this shit too, but you're too autistic to comprehend that; more importantly I never asked for this shitty thread or anyone to be banned at all.

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

the game's message must really be shit then.

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

CIA?

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

I had a great uncle who was in WW2 on the eastern side and he said all the western boys were jealous of them because they got to fight "the actual bad guys". Hitler was collateral damage to most soldiers at the time.

Landon Hill
Landon Hill

Any updates on if this is a flop or not? I really would be happy if it was.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

Also the Jap hookers were better or so I was told. The French apparently didn't measure up.

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

Can't really say but since Pete Hines isn't opening his whore mouth to brag like the cunt he is it must not be doing as well as they expected.

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

The pure commie faggot asshurt that not only this shitfest of a commie faggot game has generated but also that these threads generate is excellent.

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

Fuck, I fell for it. Poe strikes again.

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

Why would you want a dad that's never home? You might even end up like the people being made fun of in this thread.

David Wood
David Wood

Don't feel bad. Leftists have gotten so deranged it's impossible to tell parody apart from the real thing.

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

There's going to be a few gullible console normalfags who buy it based on its shilled reviews who are going to be really upset they got shilled into paying 60 bucks for 10 minutes of gameplay interspersed with leftypol catalog. Probably make a few more nazis in the process, that's how awful this "game" is.
When I was still green prior to 2007 I would have never believed 99% of the horrors I've seen since.

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

Leftypol
Likely the faggot right at the beginning of the thread
/oven/index.html

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Doesn't surprise me at all that it would be preferable to kill an enemy that uses bamboo fucking spikes for traps and forces your buddies to march until they drop dead because they have the superior "advantage" of lacking any and all empathy for their fellow countrymen who might be POWs (Japanese POWs were not even supposed to exist)

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

With every inane and nonsensical post you make, my energy grows stronger
Keep posting non-arguments lad; I'll keep being right.

Nathan James
Nathan James

Daily reminder that it was Roosevelt that pushed Japan into a war it did not want to fight.

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

I think ubisoft will probably get bought out soon, since their one cashcow
Your thoughts aren't unfounded, vivendi is said to be in the process of a hostile takeover, and the ubisoft founders are desperately trying to stop it.

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

j-japan dindu nuffin, it was all whitey's fault!!111
/leftypol/index.html

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

I'm an ignorant fuck that has no grasp of history and swallow the good/evil kike narrative whole
Read bout the McCollum memo you retarded golem.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Defending FDR
Thats even worse

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

If leftypol were logically consistent it wouldn't defend imperial japan, but you're right they probably would since they aren't white so if they have fascist tendencies it's really ypipo's fault because they're white

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

Japan's entry into the war is a clear cut case of their hand being forced, and if you pretend FDR was working for white interests you need to seek professional help.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

I don't follow the /pol/ shit too closely, but doesn't /commiepol/ and sjws in general hate the fuck out of asians and whites in general.

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

He was working for white interests, british interest to be specific.

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

FDR
He was working for white interests, british interest
There goes the thread
I sure hope this is bait

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

Cr1TiKaL praised the game
Nani?

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

Getting cucked must have JUSTed his brain.

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

Does it really surprise you than an e-celeb is retarded?

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

Are you saying the brits weren't jonesing to get america into the war?

John Rogers
John Rogers

mark you cunt if you read the neogaf cyclical you'd have realized what this was and why I post it in these threads

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

BUT ANONS DON'T YOU REALIZE?! THIS MEANS THAT SINGLEPLAYER GAMES ARE DEAD!! (((MY FAVORITE REVIEWER))) SAID SO!! GOOBERGATE KILLED VIDEO GAMES AGAIN FOREVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

He has no taste in games
This has been known for years now

Are you saying both weren't dominated by kikes and that the US got in with the best intentions in mind?
Especially the European theatre?

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

That's a cute snek.
So buttblasted that it's the season of spooks and smug
How does it feel to just keep losing and losing and losing and losing and losing, ever since trumps presidency? Does it feel good? Do you like the taste of user?

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

Whites in britain wanted to fight and wanted america to enter the fight, the british govt was not 100% run by kikes and you cannot say the presence of kikes negates any actions the whites in britain took.

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

Just a PSA. Remember to ID+ filtered anybody who posts edited articles like this. They're trying to bait reactions.

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

says the kike with no historical grasp
actually believes that Japanese were forced to attack the US against their will
their hand was forced
Nice meme, commie

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

Blocking mister metokur
Nah i'll just let it ride

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

the british govt was not 100% run by kikes
Sure, and neither was the Netherlands governmment in the 16th and 17th century.

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

We have IDs here you falsefalgging nigger

Jason James
Jason James

You retarded nigger, Brits lost their entire empire because of this (lol, self-determination), so how the hell was this in their interest? Signing the Atlantic Charter was a greater tragedy to Britain than losing WW2 to Germany could've ever been. So how the fuck was this, in any shape or form, in the British interest?

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

You dun fucked up.

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

thread unsurprisingly turns into a political/historical debate
Wew, and you fags wonder why other anons want some containment. This user is right

Michael White
Michael White

You retarded nigger, Brits lost their entire empire because of this (lol, self-determination), so how the hell was this in their interest?
You're retarded, plenty of people are interested in doing things that are detrimental to them in the long run. Are you going to say someone didn't choose something just because it turned out bad for them?
Here's a simple analogy, if the snake tricked eve why did God kick her out of the garden? All this harping on about jewish tricks doesn't absolve anyone they trick from complicity. Saying the jews tricked britain or were the real power behind the govt doesn't absolve or preclude white involvement or white approval of the plans in action.

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

not noticing cr1tikal's pozz during election season
Anyone under the age of 50 living in California is most likely a liberal, even if they seem okay

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

It was kikes read Churchill's War and figure it out. Neither the American people or British people themselves wanted more war after WW1. It was the kikes screaming for war, knowing that Europeans would slaughter each other again to their bidding.

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Someone here said the awfulness of New Order made him reevaluate the 2009 one, which was not nearly as bad after all.

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

I know you're ID hopping and starting shit like this just to push your agenda you fucking kike
Don't think for a second that you can hide on this board.
Peopl here can even smell you

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

He was a good dad, but he had a shit son.
I genuinely felt bad for this guy,

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

Cry me a river (21), I'm not these faggots, and not everyone you disagree with is the same person.

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

Do all the characters look this cartoony?

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

kek

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

His own fault for marrying a kike and inseminating her poisoned womb.

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

It's going to look dated with it's linear "cinematic" gameplay. Kind of reminds me of Blood Money.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

Critikal demoted himself to being your run-of-the-mill YouTuber once he amassed enough self-confidence to show his face to the internet and talk to other people, as he thought he could do other things beyond entertaining playthroughs with commentary of unknown shitty games such as reviewing the latest mainstream garbage with shallow mainstream opinions, podcasting, gaslighting a B-tier YouTube meme such as 'is Skeet from Jimmy Neutron the best anime character of all time', and voicing his outrage about drama or some other dumb internet shit. The fact that he's seriously selling a picture book on Amazon about some shitty-ass fantasy tale narrated with his trademark toilet humor of his old playthroughs should speak for itself how embarrassing it is once the source material involved something he actually made himself and thought it was a good idea to charge money for it.

The only good videos he makes are the ones where he voice overs ads for lousy products, but those are only made once in an every blue moon

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

It already looks dated because it looks worse than the last one from over 3 years ago, which itself wasn't all that impressive.

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

One of the scenes has BJ remembering how his dad who had to wake early to go to work would wake up at night because BJ thought there were monsters on the basement
He gives him a BB gun
They go to the basement
He gets over his fear
Then he asks if he can keep the gun
Dad looks proud
Next scene is on the present day
Dad sold out his mom for being a kike
Dad wants to kill BJ and give him to the Nazis
Somehow he knew he would be there
BJ IS FORCED TO KILL DAD
Me too, especially how for how poorly written he was.
Worse thing is that theres no gameplay between these lenghty as fuck cutsneces
They are like 10 minutes, and then you get 10 minutes of gameplay before more custcenes.
LOOK AT THIS BAD RACIST SOUTHERN REDNECK MAN
HE IS BJS DAD
HE IS RACIS AND BAD
EVEN WHEN HE IS A GOOD PERSON HE IS BAD
HE GAVE GUN TO YOUNG BOY
THATS NOT NORMAL IN SWEDEN
Writer has daddy issues confirmed

Keep trying kike, that doesn't prove shit you fucking newfag

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

HOW LONG CAN YOU ENDURE?

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

(22)

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

that doesn't prove shit
Nigger where do you think we are? It's an anonymous imageboard, there is no way to prove it unless you want us both to give you a time stamped image of something, and we'd both have to comply. And even then if we were the same person we could just make two different images. God damn you are retarded.

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

Actually by sheer coincidence we just proved it by posting within a second of each other.

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

user
I'm playing this turd right now
You don't know true pain
Theres like 6 different guns total and they're all generic as shit.

William Howard
William Howard

father and mother are black haired
son is blond somehow
Oh boy

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

BLEACHED?

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

Genetics does work like that, traits can skip a generation and blond hair is a recessive trait.

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

I think his dad gave him a real gun and even asked his wife if she wanted to join them to fight the monsters under the bed.
that was a really heart filling moment.

I imagine that all those flashbacks BJ had were manufactured by his jewish doctor so he could hate the nazis even more, or it was BJ making up false memories because of so many hits to the noggin.. that's why the negress kid looks alot like the afro sheboon. we didn't even see negress kid until way after sheboon is introduced, so it's filling the blanks.

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

You are the world's biggest faggot. All "containing" threads on flops will do is contain our ability to critique, ridicule, and deride these pieces of shit and the pieces of shit who buy/play them. If you want a safespace, I'd recommend reddit, it seems your speed.

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

BJ making up false memories
Well he is jewish now

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

cheeky cunt

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

How old are you to not know basic biology?
You have to be 18 years old or older to post here

You can't prove you're not autistic cuckchan or leftypol shitters trying to kill whats been commonplace on the baord though
Thread with 235 replies
Giving a shit about 25 replies
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I imagine that all those flashbacks BJ had were manufactured by his jewish doctor
kek

Goylem
Oy Vey
We don't want to conquer the world with our superior kike technology that we hide from the governmment
Gets me everytime
Will Sweden ever uncuck itself?

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

Just from a few glances I've seen
Strong black womyn being strong and black (several times)
"We caught the hero but let's not kill him" bullshit
Giant cyborg man tries to strangle a guy, can't for some reason, then just gives up and leaves
The fat german woman who got raped and blacked is actually a friend, I think?
No gameplay

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

You're right, how ever am I supposed to dismiss that which is asserted without evidence.

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

They dont look like a bunch of race mixed people, able to shit out blue eyed and blond child, especially a white supremacist father. And i kind doubt that his jewess mother has enough white genes to pull that of.

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

You're retarded. My (fathers) grandmother had red hair and green eyes, grandfather had brown hair and blue eyes, and my father has fucking blonde hair and brown eyes. My mother has platinum blonde hair and eyes that change from blue/green, I have her eyes, hair, and my body hair is ginger. You clearly don't know how anything works.

John Hill
John Hill

Two white people can have a black kid with both still being the actual parents. If DNA for certain things are in your ancestral make up you have no fucking idea what your kids could end up looking like.
They could come out fucking Welsh and there is fuck all you can do about it.

Owen Collins
Owen Collins

Apparently you don't, because men in your (not biological) family have been getting cuckolded for generations.

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

Stay mad because you're a brown haired ugly faggot.

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

my body hair is ginger
You have red pubes?
Is that akward around females? Honest question.

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

Holy fuck lad, do you know what a recessive gene is?
Fucking how old are you?
Get the fuck out of here

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

Why would I be mad that I'm not the product of cuckoldry?

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

Enough to fuck your mother, while your not-father hold her hand.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

My father looks almost exactly like my grandfather but with blonde hair, end yourself.
It's awkward to have anyone see my armpits or pubes, but my body hair blends in nicely with my actual hair, and thankfully my facial hair is also blonde. The ginger is a lighter color so it blends inn more, which is nice.

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

Back to trick or treating

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

he doesn't trick or treat

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

What the hell is this video

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

My father looks almost exactly like my grandfather but with blonde hair
You hear that? It's the resounding sound of no one giving a fuck. So someone who looked like your grandfather fucked your grandmother and someone who clearly wasn't your father fucked your mother. You're still of cuck born.

William Ward
William Ward

see Wolfenstien is #17 on Steam bestsellers during first week
absolutely abysmal for a AAA title
come here
see this thread

This is what happens when you have a bunch of cuck retards make your game.

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

It's weird for me. Blonde hair, body hair is black except for beard which is mostly blonde with a bit of black and dose of red in it.

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

NAZI TROLLS TARGETING WOLFENSTEIN WITH BAD REVIEWS
"""nazi trolls""" buy a game and give money to the dev team to troll it
Love this smeme of calling anyone who dislike your game a "troll"

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

All three of us are unique individuals, we have unique voices, unique facial appearances, everything, we are blatantly connected, and on top of that I had a DNA test at birth that revealed where all of my DNA originated from. Refute this.

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

is this out of sync or is the audio that bad

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

basically the shadow warrior remake with crappy alt-history WWII thrown over it. gameplay sucks, couldn't care less about the story. 4/10

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

Bullshit.
Sorry bro, but your wife cheated if you think your kid is black.

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

This game makes the Shadow Warrior reboot/whatever look like Ninja Gaiden Black in comparison.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

It did quite good for a 6 hour game priced at 60$

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

Genetics is a Jew spook :^)

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

You can't prove you're not autistic cuckchan or leftypol shitters trying to kill whats been commonplace on the baord though
baord
Haha retard can't spell.

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

Isn't there some sort of opposite to albinism though?
She probably fucked a nigger.

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

Melanism, but humans afflicted with that come out dark as fuck and still have the facial structure of a white person.
It's also rarer than albinism so your wife probably cheated on you.

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

You need to listen to your biology teacher more and your liberal arts teachers less.

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

Why is some kid using an 8ch skin on some normalfag mobile game? WHY is there one at all?

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

The problem isn't even with the politics of Wolfenstein 2

It's with the gameplay.
Every level is just:

1. Find the Commander
2. Kill the commander
3. Kill the rest
4. Search the area for collectables
5. Move to the next area
6. Repeat

Occasionally you'll be faced with a miniboss and thats fine and all but the New order had actual Unique bosses, this has 2 scaled up heavies as your final boss.

There are fewer weapons than the new order and fewer levels. you can tell certain vehicle sections were just removed entirely from the game or shortened.

Also, the whole searching for Commanders in side missions thing is so boring because theres nothing special about the commanders, it'd be cool if these commanders were actually unique minibosses with unique attacks but they're not, they're just generic commander enemies.

This game was obviously rushed and it shows in such an ugly way. Bethesda deserves the shit they get for the game because it is simply a bad product.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

Albino blacks still don't look white.
You also have thousands of years of skeletons and oddly enough, the ones in Europe are like Europeans, the ones in Asia are like Asians too. Almost as if genetics don't work like user thinks, otherwise they would have black bone structured skeletons.

Remember when libtards screamed how creationists were anti science? Life comes at you fast.

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

Ayy lmao

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

If anything, the game being a rushed mess is the best part of it because that means there's less of it to sit through.

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

The game is mostly cutscenes so you're going to be doing a lot of sitting around anyway.

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

"kill everyone in the room and find the collectables" isn't a bad formula if you don't keep staggering it into shitty chunks and have enough toys to play with. Issue is all footage I've seen uses the dual rifles or dual shotties, or the laser that seems grossly overpowered

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

What are you saying Bethesda is a shit dev (and now publisher) who only got success on the backs of the devoted modding community they now shit on?
Shocking, it's not as if they release buggy or outright broken games knowing mods will fix it and make it fun, for free.

David Powell
David Powell

Well shit, its another case were the marking had more effort than the actual product.
Thanks for remembering that Hitler in the German version doesnt have the mustache and the swastika was replaced by a shitty V symbol.

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

So is that how Pahjeets and Kebabs were created?

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

I think the game only flopped because it didn't have multiplayer.

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

Of course the game plays like shit, that's why they pushed the political angle so hard in the first place.
It's DA:I all over again, and it's going to be DA:I all over again when that new far cry game finally releases.

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

who only got success on the backs of the devoted modding community they now shit on?
It's a bit more complicated than that I'm afraid.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Altman
a literal kike who got cushy with the US Department of Defense, defended (((Arabs))) against his own host country and stole money from the Federal Reserve
was so blatant he got banned from banking
And the cherry on top?
In 2015, both Robert and his wife Lynda Carter endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.[14]

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

Nah, that was Yakub. You should know this.

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

Ignoring the fat nazi, the commie and the Nigger The story has some interesting parts to do with BJ blazkowicz coming to terms with his duty as a father and husband but It's all tainted by the fact that he exists, much like superman, to be a Jewish super hero.

Also the part where they try to paint his father as a villain when a lot of what his father is trying to do is to prepare his child for a cruel unjust world while being at odds with an ungrateful wife is a load of horseshit. And then the game has you kill him and that's supposed to be justice?

Like did the writers even consider what it was like in 1919?

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

I don't see why a game about a war has to have all this personal story bullshit anyway. Where's the political intrigue or adventure? If you took out all the Nazi imagery and swearing this story sounds like it would fit in an episode of "Days of Our Lives".

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

One thing you need to understand is that these people view EVERYTHING in history through a modern lens (it is current year after all)

Asher Long
Asher Long

They also see history and human nature as linear rather than cyclical.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

It definitely isn’t getting the jumpstart that many at Bethesda were hoping it would from the numbers we’ve seen. The PC numbers aren’t good. However, without seeing US console stats, we aren’t getting a complete picture because that’s the one area where they could really make it back. If a bunch of people got suckered in by the hype, then they’re good to go, but if most people just wait for CoD for their WW2 fix, they’re in trouble.

Either way, it’s unlikely that the game will outright bomb because plenty of people will get this on sale because they’ve been convinced it’s a good game. More exposure of takes like that go after the game on apolitical grounds would’ve been more effective than going after the game on political grounds or endlessly repeating that the game is 4-6 hours long (it isn’t).

However, if it doesn’t do as well as the first game did, they will be in trouble. Especially if you consider that they vastly increased the advertising on this one versus the original, with saturation level TV advertising, web advertising, and purchasing favorable coverage (you didn’t think that all those extra articles like the one from VICE come for free, did you?). Who knows if it will make up enough cash to pay for all of that?

Anyways I hope it does badly and fucks up Bethseda after they decided to dump all their ad cash on this pile while sending games like Dishonored, Prey, and Evil Within off to die with basically zero promotion.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Its all about drama, even worse, daddy issues or family drama close tho soap opera shit.
Fuck man, thats embarrassing, he could've brought up something or hinted this in TNO to avoid this level of hamfist.

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

Apolitical whining has never made a dent in Cowadoodee's sales or made developers make better games. It's informative, but almost useless.

John James
John James

The first game had jews taking credit for all of Germany's technological development through some really dumb "ancient jew magic" story arc. It was so much transparent jealous envy it made the whole ending comical. I really hadn't thought much about it either. It made me consider how little jews have contributed. Other than what they could steal credit for by being the banks and money lenders. Consider, was Germany really that much worse off after all of the people defecting and all of the death from WWI and WWII? I guess a lot of jews died? But it didn't really seem to affect Germany's technological or scientific dominance. Strange.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

To take it even further, having the Jews hoard technology for themselves helps support a pro-Nazi agenda if anything. If Jews were as generous as they want you to believe, why weren't they sharing all their secret moon bases and robots with others? Why were Jews living in ghettos while inventing space age technology? How is it that Hitler "stole all of his money from the Jews" if they were supposedly dirt poor? The entire thing just collapses upon itself under any level of scrutiny.

John Reed
John Reed

Was there a different writer for this garbage fire? Cause the story's tone in this is completely different then New Order.

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

Wikipedia is saying it's the same two guys.

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

That's what I've been saying to people ever since TNO came out. That was fucking trash, I could barely play it for an hour. 09' Wolfenstein was dope as hell, I played the hell out of it. Giving up such a cool idea for some unoriginal garbage, really fits the left, like usual.

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

You're retarded, plenty of people are interested in doing things that are detrimental to them in the long run

Unless you're talking about niggers getting arm long rap shits killing their future prospects for work or employment, you're one dumb ass cunt.

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

not filtering lazy welfare autist
hello, /r/the_donald!

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

They are not wrOmg. Pro murrrikkka vibe was bullshit that underminded the game message

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

Watch from 2:33 or just the start, the journos are 100% shilling the exact words the devs said.

Alexander Murphy
Alexander Murphy

I think now the coolest thing is that you can dual wield freely
Then why did you disable it in 1 when the game could handle it just fine then if it's so fucking cool?

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

OP here, I did apoligise in advance for the sloppy format and lack of archives. Was in a rush to post before starting work.

Politics aside as stated there is plenty wrong with the game. Its amusing that the steam community is crying "alt right nazi trolls" are review bombing the game when the reality is normalfags are shitting on its performance. If you scroll the negative reviews, theres nothing about politics its all performance and gameplay issues. This is interesting also because the normalfag negativity seems to be genuine and not some /pol/ or gamergate op.

Is nu-prey good user? I know it has little to do with originals (which i never played) but if it didnt have the Prey title could it stand on its own two feet? Gotta admit im tempted to give it a try. Hows the gunplay and enemy variety? Do the shape shifters get stale after a while?

John Brooks
John Brooks

if it wasn't called prey could it have stood on its own?
no. frankly even with the prey name it's still pretty bland. looks great, has a couple good ideas, but overall it ended up being pretty boring
Hows the gunplay and enemy variety?
if i had to use a bullshit "journalist" term that term would be "uninspired". the gunplay does the job but it's not up to what i at least consider the par: when you find a new weapon the novelty wears off immediately. there is no wow factor to any of the combat whatsoever. the enemy variety is extremely limited, at least in the four or five hours i played. maybe there are some cool boss fights or something later on but really, 90% of the time you are going to be up against either little bastards who can disguise themselves as literally anything - which is a good idea if they weren't so overused - or some bipedal version of them who can shoot some bullshit aimbot projectiles. there is the occasional other enemy but those two are the vast, vast majority of enemies
Do the shape shifters get stale after a while?
oh yes. i'm not exaggerating when i say that at least three quarters of the enemies i saw in my play time were those little fucks. again, i only had maybe five hours tops so maybe there's some shit later on that just blows your dick straight off, but i certainly didn't see it

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

Who are these guys? I only know Sam

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

the best part is that if you point this out to anyone, they fail to see how dumb the jew logic is, or double down on saying that still doesn't excuse nazis being bad cause Muh Holocaust.
I have yet to see a single person being able to refute how wstupid ancient jew magic is; most I got was someone saying I was wrong because it made me sound like Jon Tron

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

I don't give a shit about how much these games Trigger /pol/, I am just happy that AAA is finally dying.

Camden Green
Camden Green

No matter how ideologically driven you are a person isn't going to marry and have children with a Jew and then the next day decide to hate them for being a Jew.

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

I liked nuPrey for the most part, just wish they had ditched the name and gone on their own because it would have avoided a tremendous amount of hand-wringing and slap fights. I've said it before but it's as close as we're going to get to a sequel to SS2 in [current year].

world is pretty large and filled with neat places to explore
art-style is distinct and appropriate
sound design is good
SS2/RE4 style grid inventory
recylcers are a cool idea and kinda satisfying to use
floating in space is quite eerie
game is sort of tense and scary at the beginning when you're fairly weak
weapons and magic powers are fun and for once I found myself using almost all of them at different times
typhon are an interesting enemy at first
good length without too much padding
okay story

<typhon become repetitive very quickly and boil down to using X power where Y is their weakness
<you can become godlike and virtually unstoppable about halfway through the game because…
<upgrades are too numerous/easy to manufacture leading to severe min-maxing they could have fixed this with requiring the player to unlock more or different licenses throughout the game instead of just the one time
<nightmare should be Nemesis-tier but you end up either hiding under a desk for two minutes or just tanking the fucker for resources
<the scanning mechanic is meh
<zero-g tunnel section was awful and annoying
<some lazily shoehorned in SocJus values and ideas

Connor Long
Connor Long

somewhere during the game you get captured by the nazis
you are on trial and inevitably sentenced to death
Blazkowicz (((you))) gets head chopped off by some female nazi general
somehow underground kike rebels managed to get his head on time right after the execution
Jewish Scientist shoves wires and other stupid shit on Blazkowicz's head making him alive again somehow
Blazkowicz's head gets put on this headless corpse belonging to some random nazi guy that the underground rebel jews killed
scene jumps to Blazkowicz waking up on "his" new body right next to his girlfriend/wife
next time Blazkowicz decides to fuck his girlfriend/wife his head will be watching while the german body he's controlling will be doing the rest of the work
Blazkowicz, the nazi killer somehow fucked up so bad that his future will consist on prepping the german cock for his wife.

Why did they include this fucking plot, what were they thinking.

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

bitch got NAZIED
how will antifa cucks ever recover?

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

Maybe bethesda can learn from this and not ruin any more franchises. No wait, they will cram more sjw shit into nudoom 2.0 or what.

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

At least they didn't give him a nigger body or something

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

At what point did we seamlessly transition from "I just wanted to play videogames" to "Just fucking burn already!"

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

BJ gets cucked by a dead nazi.

Hmm im strangely ok with this. But your right user its a shit story idea.

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

they have a kid
he raises another mans kid

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

So he's basically DIO.

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