Smug Thread?

WOLFENSTEINS SALES DOWN BY 50% COMPARED TO NO.

WE WUZ PHAROAHS MATCHS SALES OF PREVIOUS INSTALLMENT SYNDICATE.

http: //www.eurogamer. net/articles/2017-10-30-assassins-creed-origins-sales-roughly-on-par-with-2015s-syndicate

WOLFENSTEIN BUGGY MESS ON PC, LEADS TO MIXED REVIEWS


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NAZI TROLLS TARGETING WOLFENSTEIN WITH BAD REVIEWS
No link for this one, google "nazi trolls negatively review Wolfenstein on steam" youll find the top research results are cucks on the steam community crying about "alt right trolls" and how review systems are a privilege. Good for a few laughs im sure.

Please forgive the sloppy format and lack of archive links. Im on my phone, start work in 10 minutes and just couldnt wait to share the good news. Dance thread?

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Fuck you and fuck all this porky corporate bullshit

K

What if he seeded this idea into Bethesda to get them to out themselves as full blown pozzed?

Enjoy your ban.

Did New order release the same day as a Super Mario? If not, only half is a miracle in regards to this absolutely fucktarded release date.
It's Pharaohs you lowly cur.

The "first post" rule might start applying to Holla Forums…

What if my dick is the means to achieve world peace though

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Then you must give the dick.

Yeah okay but seriously though

So, Holla Forums. Think they'll ever learn?

NEVER EVER

CONFIRMED BOX OFFICE BOMB

repostan from last thread.

I love this universe.

Reddit truly is a cancer.

this is blatantly fake

Seems about right.
Almost wish there was a genocide of tje jewish people.

reminder this is fake

fug you're right
Those accounts doesn't exist

It's a shame Ion Maiden won't make 2017, I would have loved to see a cheap ass game made on the ancient Build engine do better per dollar put into it than this crap.

We did it, gamergate

I wish Super-Man was my dad

Smug thread or Dance thread? Or both?

THE FIRE RISES!

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Gamergate is Great

How could it ever not be both?

You know mod, those who come late for the first post would like to laugh at the shills to…
can't you just ban them without errasing their bait so that it remains on full display for all to laugh at?

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It's been 4 days you imbeciles, at least make the numbers right if you are going to invent, only an idiot could turn a victory into a defeat by making up shit

Are you fucking retarded?

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honestly some of the promo material didn't look awful but any reviews that don't suck its dick state that the game is so full of exposition and cinematics that its an absolute chore to play

200% SMUG

The bulk of sales happen in the first few days, especially if there's a weekend in that time frame. Anyone who cared enough about the game to want to buy it will buy it on release. Why do you think they hype up preorders, preorder bonuses, and midnight releases? Because after the release window, the sales figures will be negligible and worthless.

Is 2017 the year the games industry started crashing?

We can only hope. The game has a lower population than Assassins Kangs and Shitshow of War, and neither of those has even broken the top 20.


Funny thing is, many of those issues are on console, too. Consolefags are just to stubborn to admit it's a piece of shit and chalk it up to those "crazy quirks" that happen in all Bugthesta games.

the what now?

Peace is short lived for a reason I suppose.

WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY OUR GAME YOU TRUMP SUPPORTING NAZIS!!!

New Order

kek

I wonder for how long the major comapnies can tank losses such as those. I mean there are producers that can deal with it just fine for eg. EA since they have monopoly on sportsball games and it brings enough money alone to release as many failed games as they want.
On the other hand companies like ubisoft, bethesda/zenimax can really take a hit with blunders like this. Im curious how it will end, obviously right now Ubi are the biggest lossers on the AAA market, but what will happen to them in the future?

debunked as fake already


I was mostly referring to the part where you shot mecha nazis and blood and gore went everywhere, but i am a simple man and like gory shooters

MFW WOLFENSHEKEL II IS BEHIND FUCKING BRAWLHALLA

You can download a video that small user

Wolfenstein: New Order, the previous nuWolfenstein game, which was mostly cutscenes, quicktime events, execution kills, and lots of the usual CURRENT YEAR faux-retro FPS gameplay gimmicks that have become so popular with normalfags.

Works on my machine, the only issue I've had after pirating it was a strange bug that happened where after I died teh game wouldn't go to the loading screen until I Crtl Alt Del, not even tabbing out works.
How is Shadow Kangz doing on consoles by the way?
Its really feeling like a declineon these AAA garbage games, they peaked in 2009-2011 and now they're dying.
Only shit that was even remotely popular was Battlekangz Juan last year.
Everything else looks like its dying while mid sized games keep making bank.

fake news

and to follow up now that i think about it, those trailers ended up being really indicative of the whole game

animu grill with EEEH question mark.png
The black panther stronk sassyfro chimp character looks like she's on drugs.
Among other problems such as that.

what was the last good wolfenstein game?

I am happy the game is flopping cause its a shit game from a shit AAA developer. I don't give a shit about politics in video games. I want to have fun.

This is beautiful. It gives me renewed hope for humanity.

They can prattle whatever they want so long as they're not buying this piece of shit. The more Marxist flops there are the harder it gets to justify them to shareholders.

I don't know how to into webm

You might not care about politics but that doesn't mean politics doesn't care about you.

don't count your chickens until we see console sales

Death and Sleep are twin brothers.

If they aren't already screaming from the rooftops about how well this game is doing then it's safe to say it flopped.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein 16 years ago

Yeah probably but we still need some figures

TNO was equally godawful.

Fuck this piece of shit reboot and everyone involved in making it. Leftists are truly complete wastes of oxygen.


Even if it sold twice as much on consoles as it did on PC they have yet to break a million copies. It's dead.

Ignoring or not caring about a problem won't make it go away user, at least not one like this
Its good that we've had so many threads mocking this game though, our meming power is stronger than we think.

Literally any download helper/extension/add-on or program will turn it into an mp4, or if you're desperate you can just use keepvid.com user.

Yep. Its a shame we couldn't just have had a simple shooter, but that's Bethesda and the current year vidya industry for you.

Mid sized and AAs can still survive if they're smart and can can avoid traps like AAAy marketing bloat, VA guild or VA stuntcasting bullshit, and the suicidal ERRYTHING IS POLITICS SHITLORD BUY X GAME OR ELSE UR A YATZEE goons and commie cancer.

Wolfenstein3D is still fun. Return to Castle Wolfenstein was ok.

that sounds nice.

Everything
Is
Flopping

Stop trying retard

Elex is proof of that
I don't even know how it sold that much

Yeah, I am just old and this shit has been happening for forever.

user I don't want to bully you too hard, but read the OP again.
vs
Please tell me the difference.

The New Order might have been bad but at least it wasn't the Old Blood which was "recycled parts of Return to Castle Wolfenstein's storyline without the fun weapons and with boring ass zombies in it"

You coudn't bully an ant

There's no diference retard, learn to write properly or go eat a dick

Elex is a funny case because it, as well as all the Risen games by the same people, are what shills tried to convince people the Witcher series is. It's just a dinky RPG made by like a dozen European guys working for peanuts. It could've performed just as badly as Wolfenstein and still probably turned a little profit.

I'm disappointed in you user.

So long as the population remains faithful to the dollar? Forever, they are just making up money when ever they need to.

next tim3

Its shit alright
Plus

yet the paid reviews keep pouring out.
It's really pissing me off. Antifags want to buy this retarded shit to live their retard fantasies, that's fine, but don't tell me it's good, and don't tell others it's good either. People who get swayed by these bullshit reviews won't even think twice about it and will still think it's good while it's spewing pro-nigger propaganda in their faces.

They even rewarded ole BJ by turning his love interest from the first game into a fucking dyke? holy shit.

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I can legitimately think of more games with good reviews that bombed than ones that did poorly because of reviews. If anything, these reviews just end up making people less willing to glaze over faults.

Gaming crash when? When will publishers try to milk normals so hard that even they get tired of this shit and just quit gaming?

Seems to be the thing that current year AAA and the whole "we want to be hollywood 2.0" fuckers still can't figure out or won't.

Its already happening
dualshockers.com/sony-microtransactions-ps4/

ALT-RIGHT GAMERGATE GAMERS STRIKE AGAIN

That's already happening, indie studios are making AAA publishers go bankrupcy one after another. I guess your question is, how long will it take to reach Ubisoft and EA.

Soon

How it should be

Kinda hard to get invited to pedophile cannibal orgies if you're making less than 8 figures.

Everything's selling horribly, which means it's all going to burn soon.

The funny think is that they're destroying themselves with games like this by thinking that they're milking normals, and simultaneously indoctrinating them. Only, they're so stuck in their bubble that they have no fucking idea what normals are actually like, and don't realize that normals don't give half of a shit about this kind of thing to be indoctrinated by it in the first place. They're pandering to themselves by accident, and to everyone else, it looks like they just lots all subtlety. They did lose all subtlety too, though.

Thanks media kikes, you keep pushing centrists into my warm embrace.

Not long, don't forget that little team at ubishit that made the game about the robot climbing that everyone paid attention to and ignored all their other games.

anymore

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There's always going to be some that buy into the bullshit, but it seems people are starting to catch on considering all these new AAA games have been releasing to high praise yet still end up flopping. I think too, that in more and more cases, a lot of these developers' reputations for shitting out buggy, unfinished, DLC-ridden games are finally starting to catch up to them.


Exactly.

Guys I've got the next big idea for publishers
What if we release a game with no content and promise free DLC like splatoon did
But get this, you can pay to be a premium player and get the free DLC earlier than other people

Paying for earlier access to free DLC. Maybe even make paid DLC content release earlier with premium membership.

You can hire me anytime EA

Uhhh… you guys…

Fuck off Holla Forums

I think ubisoft will probably get bought out soon, since their one cashcow (assassin's creed) is no longer doing the numbers big enough to sustain the whole company.

EA I'm not too sure, since they've had the sports roster propping them up for so long and battlefield/front.

Which is the main thing stopping these AAA cunts from going under like they should, all they need is one game to sell well enough that it doesn't matter how many flops they have.

Was The Evil Within really that bad?

How is Elex and Evil Within lower ranked despite selling more copies than Bomber Crew?

Awww, that's cute. You ready to get gassed and beaten when you go out on the 5th, little guy?

Disney is pretty pissed at EA so I imagine they're going to withdraw the Star Wars license, and by the time the public goes through the Han Solo movie and episodes VIII and IX Star Wars will be dead.

Really sets the noggin rollin

Those numbers are terrible for a AAA game. A game like wolfenstein is expected to sell at least 4 million copies over all platforms and usually steam sales can be correlated with sales on consoles, usually by increasing it by 2x or 3x per platform.

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It's only 6 hours?
Ruiner beat that by a little, and that was only made by a few people.

There's probably still some massive overlap there too. Actual game time is probably under 2 hours or even less if you don't count the walkie-talkie bits.

about that NBC vid lel

It gets better. 4 hours out of that are cutscenes and walking sections where you do fuckall.

Mark, make this a cyclical so all the "LOOK LE EBIN GAME FLOP EVERYOEN COME LAUGH" threads get some fucking containment.

i'm sure some one will upload a version with all the walkie-talkie segments too and get a proper count. I hate those segments more than excessive cutscenes because at least you can skip cutscenes

THIS

Its was the same shit last year
They can't keep this up much longer, even NuFront is getting less attention than the first.
Now fuckoff kike

as much as I like being smug and laughing at this flop I agree; we should stop flooding the catalog with this shit
A sticky would be fine too

You can't make this shit up.

i guess most of the wolfenstein ii discussion can be had at the GG thread and the rest could be just deleted for the next weeks, what else is there to talk about the game other than leftist propaganda

He should make a permanent cyclical for all political vidya discussion so everyone else can remove it from the catalog forever and the retards can circlejerk indefinitely about how smart they are.

Nope.
I'm forced to socialise with normalfags, they always talk about pubg.


It probably has more players too.

>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/neogaf/
>>>/resetera/
´You're not welcome here

user, I'm sick and fucking tired of dealing with this kind of thing too, but that doesn't make it not important.

They likely had the mentally challenged leftist demographic in mind when they made a walking simulator out of Wolfenstein.

Fuck off fag

WHAT GREAT INPUT

what the fuck is resetera

new neogaf

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what the fuck did I miss? and tell me we have at least a hundred sleeper agents in there already

They probably also thought that they made up a large percentage of people that bought games too I guess.

A ton
Yes

Stop being autistic, there's been a billion of these fucking threads

The developers are swedes, man. I'd be surprised if they're even legally allowed to make anything else.

Okay, champ.

How is it important? How is this schadenfreude-fueled thread noteworthy, impactful, or informative? It's not even entertaining. It's just beating the dead horse of "lol look at this failure we wanted to fail, how epic."

Nope, make your own board

You lack the shitposter spirit. No fun allowed.

We should have a cyclical thread for video games so video games threads are not constantly shitting up my precious catalog. I can't handle the triggering of seeing video games on my Holla Forums.
Mark should ban everything so I can feel better about myself.

Jesus Christ, have you fucks not seen the catalog?
This place has been absolute shit for the past week and a half. Its only going to get worse.

Oh yeah user, these wolfenstein threads an AC threads have been pure video games, no off topic whatsoever.

The smug celebration isn't the important part, and nobody said it was, but it seems to be the main thing you're stuck on.

I'm not seeing much of a problem with that, the one problem I see, which has been the #1 problem with this board since forever, are the metashitters derailing every single thread demanding that Mark ban something. I'm starting to suspect you faggots are actual goons.

It's the same guy ID hopping just like the last couple of these threads. He uses the same filenames too like we can't fucking tell.

This tbh fam
smh


We've discussed the game, the politics, and how its doing in the market and now we're laughing at how "well" its doing in it.

Off yourself

If only there was a board dedicated exclusively to random shitposting.

If you're concerned with fighting liberal influence, the GG thread is 2 blocks down.

WEW

If you want to believe that people don't get sick of this shit be my guest

I never said that
Nigger they're only locked because people keep making new ones before the old ones are finished, and nobody posts or sees the old ones because they've fallen down the fucking catalog because they never got stickied, and half the time there's about 3-4 of them that get made in a single actual wolfenstein thread's life cycle, and instead of getting deleted the new threads just get locked so the catalog is fucking shit

Kill yourself nigger.

He didn't mention banning anywhere you illiterate chimp.

Alright I'm done; doesn't even matter anyways
Mark my words this place will look indistinguishable from cuckchan within a few months

Who cares? Mark is an incompetent fuck anyways.

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oh you're that guy

surprised that there is any patriotism left in the game after the mentality shift from TNO. BJ especially went from the dual wielding batshit mumbling lover of white picket barbeques to a bumbling errand boy

This place would be like cuckchan if a cockslurping faglord like you got anywhere near a hotpocket. Cuckhan bans all of these threads just like you want, so you can fucking go there and stay there with the same cancer that spawned you.

>tfw I can't wait to see CoDWWII fail next

Oh look, the faggot is trying to make dupes now to bolster his case.

I'm sure it's pure coincidence the thread popped up as soon as he got told to fuck off.

Do you really think we cant tell?

Hey fag you can have the hotpockets check IPs and posting history; that's not me but thanks for proving my point

I wasn't even born when WW2 was a thing? Why the fuck would I experience any sort of catharsis killing Nazis? Did a yid write this?

Yes, because is so hard to do any ip hopping using vpns, fag.

Any retard can use VPNs, case in point: you.

I'm sure Bernie will win the next elections.

The fact people are seriously replying to it just shows the state the board is in though.

Keep believing whatever you want. It was more likely made because someone posted that because this thread disappeared from the catalog for a little bit


You niggers don't get it at all
regular anons can be sick of this shit too, but you're too autistic to comprehend that; more importantly I never asked for this shitty thread or anyone to be banned at all.

the game's message must really be shit then.

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CIA?

I had a great uncle who was in WW2 on the eastern side and he said all the western boys were jealous of them because they got to fight "the actual bad guys". Hitler was collateral damage to most soldiers at the time.

Any updates on if this is a flop or not? I really would be happy if it was.

Also the Jap hookers were better or so I was told. The French apparently didn't measure up.

Can't really say but since Pete Hines isn't opening his whore mouth to brag like the cunt he is it must not be doing as well as they expected.

The pure commie faggot asshurt that not only this shitfest of a commie faggot game has generated but also that these threads generate is excellent.

Fuck, I fell for it. Poe strikes again.

Why would you want a dad that's never home? You might even end up like the people being made fun of in this thread.

Don't feel bad. Leftists have gotten so deranged it's impossible to tell parody apart from the real thing.

There's going to be a few gullible console normalfags who buy it based on its shilled reviews who are going to be really upset they got shilled into paying 60 bucks for 10 minutes of gameplay interspersed with leftypol catalog. Probably make a few more nazis in the process, that's how awful this "game" is.

When I was still green prior to 2007 I would have never believed 99% of the horrors I've seen since.

>>>/oven/

Doesn't surprise me at all that it would be preferable to kill an enemy that uses bamboo fucking spikes for traps and forces your buddies to march until they drop dead because they have the superior "advantage" of lacking any and all empathy for their fellow countrymen who might be POWs (Japanese POWs were not even supposed to exist)

With every inane and nonsensical post you make, my energy grows stronger
Keep posting non-arguments lad; I'll keep being right.

Daily reminder that it was Roosevelt that pushed Japan into a war it did not want to fight.

Your thoughts aren't unfounded, vivendi is said to be in the process of a hostile takeover, and the ubisoft founders are desperately trying to stop it.

>>>Holla Forums

Read bout the McCollum memo you retarded golem.

Thats even worse

If leftypol were logically consistent it wouldn't defend imperial japan, but you're right they probably would since they aren't white so if they have fascist tendencies it's really ypipo's fault because they're white

Japan's entry into the war is a clear cut case of their hand being forced, and if you pretend FDR was working for white interests you need to seek professional help.

I don't follow the Holla Forums shit too closely, but doesn't /commiepol/ and sjws in general hate the fuck out of asians and whites in general.

He was working for white interests, british interest to be specific.

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There goes the thread
I sure hope this is bait

Nani?

Getting cucked must have JUSTed his brain.

Does it really surprise you than an e-celeb is retarded?

Are you saying the brits weren't jonesing to get america into the war?

mark you cunt if you read the neogaf cyclical you'd have realized what this was and why I post it in these threads

BUT ANONS DON'T YOU REALIZE?! THIS MEANS THAT SINGLEPLAYER GAMES ARE DEAD!! (((MY FAVORITE REVIEWER))) SAID SO!! GOOBERGATE KILLED VIDEO GAMES AGAIN FOREVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He has no taste in games
This has been known for years now


Are you saying both weren't dominated by kikes and that the US got in with the best intentions in mind?
Especially the European theatre?

That's a cute snek.

How does it feel to just keep losing and losing and losing and losing and losing, ever since trumps presidency? Does it feel good? Do you like the taste of user?

Whites in britain wanted to fight and wanted america to enter the fight, the british govt was not 100% run by kikes and you cannot say the presence of kikes negates any actions the whites in britain took.

Just a PSA. Remember to ID+ filtered anybody who posts edited articles like this. They're trying to bait reactions.

Nice meme, commie

Nah i'll just let it ride

Sure, and neither was the Netherlands governmment in the 16th and 17th century.

We have IDs here you falsefalgging nigger

You retarded nigger, Brits lost their entire empire because of this (lol, self-determination), so how the hell was this in their interest? Signing the Atlantic Charter was a greater tragedy to Britain than losing WW2 to Germany could've ever been. So how the fuck was this, in any shape or form, in the British interest?

You dun fucked up.

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Wew, and you fags wonder why other anons want some containment. This user is right

You're retarded, plenty of people are interested in doing things that are detrimental to them in the long run. Are you going to say someone didn't choose something just because it turned out bad for them?


Here's a simple analogy, if the snake tricked eve why did God kick her out of the garden? All this harping on about jewish tricks doesn't absolve anyone they trick from complicity. Saying the jews tricked britain or were the real power behind the govt doesn't absolve or preclude white involvement or white approval of the plans in action.

Anyone under the age of 50 living in California is most likely a liberal, even if they seem okay

It was kikes read Churchill's War and figure it out. Neither the American people or British people themselves wanted more war after WW1. It was the kikes screaming for war, knowing that Europeans would slaughter each other again to their bidding.

Someone here said the awfulness of New Order made him reevaluate the 2009 one, which was not nearly as bad after all.

I know you're ID hopping and starting shit like this just to push your agenda you fucking kike
Don't think for a second that you can hide on this board.
Peopl here can even smell you

He was a good dad, but he had a shit son.
I genuinely felt bad for this guy,

Cry me a river (21), I'm not these faggots, and not everyone you disagree with is the same person.

Do all the characters look this cartoony?

kek

His own fault for marrying a kike and inseminating her poisoned womb.

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It's going to look dated with it's linear "cinematic" gameplay. Kind of reminds me of Blood Money.

Critikal demoted himself to being your run-of-the-mill YouTuber once he amassed enough self-confidence to show his face to the internet and talk to other people, as he thought he could do other things beyond entertaining playthroughs with commentary of unknown shitty games such as reviewing the latest mainstream garbage with shallow mainstream opinions, podcasting, gaslighting a B-tier YouTube meme such as 'is Skeet from Jimmy Neutron the best anime character of all time', and voicing his outrage about drama or some other dumb internet shit. The fact that he's seriously selling a picture book on Amazon about some shitty-ass fantasy tale narrated with his trademark toilet humor of his old playthroughs should speak for itself how embarrassing it is once the source material involved something he actually made himself and thought it was a good idea to charge money for it.

The only good videos he makes are the ones where he voice overs ads for lousy products, but those are only made once in an every blue moon

It already looks dated because it looks worse than the last one from over 3 years ago, which itself wasn't all that impressive.

Me too, especially how for how poorly written he was.
Worse thing is that theres no gameplay between these lenghty as fuck cutsneces
They are like 10 minutes, and then you get 10 minutes of gameplay before more custcenes.
Writer has daddy issues confirmed

Keep trying kike, that doesn't prove shit you fucking newfag

HOW LONG CAN YOU ENDURE?

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Nigger where do you think we are? It's an anonymous imageboard, there is no way to prove it unless you want us both to give you a time stamped image of something, and we'd both have to comply. And even then if we were the same person we could just make two different images. God damn you are retarded.

Actually by sheer coincidence we just proved it by posting within a second of each other.

user
I'm playing this turd right now
You don't know true pain
Theres like 6 different guns total and they're all generic as shit.

Oh boy

BLEACHED?

Genetics does work like that, traits can skip a generation and blond hair is a recessive trait.

I think his dad gave him a real gun and even asked his wife if she wanted to join them to fight the monsters under the bed.
that was a really heart filling moment.

I imagine that all those flashbacks BJ had were manufactured by his jewish doctor so he could hate the nazis even more, or it was BJ making up false memories because of so many hits to the noggin.. that's why the negress kid looks alot like the afro sheboon. we didn't even see negress kid until way after sheboon is introduced, so it's filling the blanks.

You are the world's biggest faggot. All "containing" threads on flops will do is contain our ability to critique, ridicule, and deride these pieces of shit and the pieces of shit who buy/play them. If you want a safespace, I'd recommend reddit, it seems your speed.

Well he is jewish now

cheeky cunt

How old are you to not know basic biology?
You have to be 18 years old or older to post here


You can't prove you're not autistic cuckchan or leftypol shitters trying to kill whats been commonplace on the baord though
>>>/suicide/


kek

Gets me everytime
Will Sweden ever uncuck itself?

Just from a few glances I've seen

You're right, how ever am I supposed to dismiss that which is asserted without evidence.

They dont look like a bunch of race mixed people, able to shit out blue eyed and blond child, especially a white supremacist father. And i kind doubt that his jewess mother has enough white genes to pull that of.

You're retarded. My (fathers) grandmother had red hair and green eyes, grandfather had brown hair and blue eyes, and my father has fucking blonde hair and brown eyes. My mother has platinum blonde hair and eyes that change from blue/green, I have her eyes, hair, and my body hair is ginger. You clearly don't know how anything works.

Two white people can have a black kid with both still being the actual parents. If DNA for certain things are in your ancestral make up you have no fucking idea what your kids could end up looking like.
They could come out fucking Welsh and there is fuck all you can do about it.

Apparently you don't, because men in your (not biological) family have been getting cuckolded for generations.

Stay mad because you're a brown haired ugly faggot.

You have red pubes?
Is that akward around females? Honest question.

Holy fuck lad, do you know what a recessive gene is?
Fucking how old are you?
Get the fuck out of here

Why would I be mad that I'm not the product of cuckoldry?

Enough to fuck your mother, while your not-father hold her hand.

My father looks almost exactly like my grandfather but with blonde hair, end yourself.

It's awkward to have anyone see my armpits or pubes, but my body hair blends in nicely with my actual hair, and thankfully my facial hair is also blonde. The ginger is a lighter color so it blends inn more, which is nice.

Back to trick or treating

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What the hell is this video

You hear that? It's the resounding sound of no one giving a fuck. So someone who looked like your grandfather fucked your grandmother and someone who clearly wasn't your father fucked your mother. You're still of cuck born.

This is what happens when you have a bunch of cuck retards make your game.

It's weird for me. Blonde hair, body hair is black except for beard which is mostly blonde with a bit of black and dose of red in it.

Love this smeme of calling anyone who dislike your game a "troll"

All three of us are unique individuals, we have unique voices, unique facial appearances, everything, we are blatantly connected, and on top of that I had a DNA test at birth that revealed where all of my DNA originated from. Refute this.

is this out of sync or is the audio that bad

basically the shadow warrior remake with crappy alt-history WWII thrown over it. gameplay sucks, couldn't care less about the story. 4/10

Bullshit.
Sorry bro, but your wife cheated if you think your kid is black.

This game makes the Shadow Warrior reboot/whatever look like Ninja Gaiden Black in comparison.

It did quite good for a 6 hour game priced at 60$

Genetics is a Jew spook :^)

Haha retard can't spell.

Isn't there some sort of opposite to albinism though?
She probably fucked a nigger.

Melanism, but humans afflicted with that come out dark as fuck and still have the facial structure of a white person.
It's also rarer than albinism so your wife probably cheated on you.

You need to listen to your biology teacher more and your liberal arts teachers less.

Why is some kid using an 8ch skin on some normalfag mobile game? WHY is there one at all?

The problem isn't even with the politics of Wolfenstein 2

It's with the gameplay.
Every level is just:

1. Find the Commander
2. Kill the commander
3. Kill the rest
4. Search the area for collectables
5. Move to the next area
6. Repeat

Occasionally you'll be faced with a miniboss and thats fine and all but the New order had actual Unique bosses, this has 2 scaled up heavies as your final boss.

There are fewer weapons than the new order and fewer levels. you can tell certain vehicle sections were just removed entirely from the game or shortened.

Also, the whole searching for Commanders in side missions thing is so boring because theres nothing special about the commanders, it'd be cool if these commanders were actually unique minibosses with unique attacks but they're not, they're just generic commander enemies.

This game was obviously rushed and it shows in such an ugly way. Bethesda deserves the shit they get for the game because it is simply a bad product.

Albino blacks still don't look white.
You also have thousands of years of skeletons and oddly enough, the ones in Europe are like Europeans, the ones in Asia are like Asians too. Almost as if genetics don't work like user thinks, otherwise they would have black bone structured skeletons.

Remember when libtards screamed how creationists were anti science? Life comes at you fast.

Ayy lmao

If anything, the game being a rushed mess is the best part of it because that means there's less of it to sit through.

The game is mostly cutscenes so you're going to be doing a lot of sitting around anyway.

"kill everyone in the room and find the collectables" isn't a bad formula if you don't keep staggering it into shitty chunks and have enough toys to play with. Issue is all footage I've seen uses the dual rifles or dual shotties, or the laser that seems grossly overpowered

What are you saying Bethesda is a shit dev (and now publisher) who only got success on the backs of the devoted modding community they now shit on?
Shocking, it's not as if they release buggy or outright broken games knowing mods will fix it and make it fun, for free.

Well shit, its another case were the marking had more effort than the actual product.
Thanks for remembering that Hitler in the German version doesnt have the mustache and the swastika was replaced by a shitty V symbol.

So is that how Pahjeets and Kebabs were created?

I think the game only flopped because it didn't have multiplayer.

Of course the game plays like shit, that's why they pushed the political angle so hard in the first place.
It's DA:I all over again, and it's going to be DA:I all over again when that new far cry game finally releases.

It's a bit more complicated than that I'm afraid.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Altman
>a literal kike who got cushy with the US Department of Defense, defended (((Arabs))) against his own host country and stole money from the Federal Reserve
And the cherry on top?

Nah, that was Yakub. You should know this.

Ignoring the fat nazi, the commie and the Nigger The story has some interesting parts to do with BJ blazkowicz coming to terms with his duty as a father and husband but It's all tainted by the fact that he exists, much like superman, to be a Jewish super hero.

Also the part where they try to paint his father as a villain when a lot of what his father is trying to do is to prepare his child for a cruel unjust world while being at odds with an ungrateful wife is a load of horseshit. And then the game has you kill him and that's supposed to be justice?

Like did the writers even consider what it was like in 1919?

I don't see why a game about a war has to have all this personal story bullshit anyway. Where's the political intrigue or adventure? If you took out all the Nazi imagery and swearing this story sounds like it would fit in an episode of "Days of Our Lives".

One thing you need to understand is that these people view EVERYTHING in history through a modern lens (it is current year after all)

They also see history and human nature as linear rather than cyclical.

It definitely isn’t getting the jumpstart that many at Bethesda were hoping it would from the numbers we’ve seen. The PC numbers aren’t good. However, without seeing US console stats, we aren’t getting a complete picture because that’s the one area where they could really make it back. If a bunch of people got suckered in by the hype, then they’re good to go, but if most people just wait for CoD for their WW2 fix, they’re in trouble.

Either way, it’s unlikely that the game will outright bomb because plenty of people will get this on sale because they’ve been convinced it’s a good game. More exposure of takes like that go after the game on apolitical grounds would’ve been more effective than going after the game on political grounds or endlessly repeating that the game is 4-6 hours long (it isn’t).

However, if it doesn’t do as well as the first game did, they will be in trouble. Especially if you consider that they vastly increased the advertising on this one versus the original, with saturation level TV advertising, web advertising, and purchasing favorable coverage (you didn’t think that all those extra articles like the one from VICE come for free, did you?). Who knows if it will make up enough cash to pay for all of that?

Anyways I hope it does badly and fucks up Bethseda after they decided to dump all their ad cash on this pile while sending games like Dishonored, Prey, and Evil Within off to die with basically zero promotion.

Its all about drama, even worse, daddy issues or family drama close tho soap opera shit.
Fuck man, thats embarrassing, he could've brought up something or hinted this in TNO to avoid this level of hamfist.

Apolitical whining has never made a dent in Cowadoodee's sales or made developers make better games. It's informative, but almost useless.

The first game had jews taking credit for all of Germany's technological development through some really dumb "ancient jew magic" story arc. It was so much transparent jealous envy it made the whole ending comical. I really hadn't thought much about it either. It made me consider how little jews have contributed. Other than what they could steal credit for by being the banks and money lenders. Consider, was Germany really that much worse off after all of the people defecting and all of the death from WWI and WWII? I guess a lot of jews died? But it didn't really seem to affect Germany's technological or scientific dominance. Strange.

To take it even further, having the Jews hoard technology for themselves helps support a pro-Nazi agenda if anything. If Jews were as generous as they want you to believe, why weren't they sharing all their secret moon bases and robots with others? Why were Jews living in ghettos while inventing space age technology? How is it that Hitler "stole all of his money from the Jews" if they were supposedly dirt poor? The entire thing just collapses upon itself under any level of scrutiny.

Was there a different writer for this garbage fire? Cause the story's tone in this is completely different then New Order.

Wikipedia is saying it's the same two guys.

That's what I've been saying to people ever since TNO came out. That was fucking trash, I could barely play it for an hour. 09' Wolfenstein was dope as hell, I played the hell out of it. Giving up such a cool idea for some unoriginal garbage, really fits the left, like usual.

Unless you're talking about niggers getting arm long rap shits killing their future prospects for work or employment, you're one dumb ass cunt.

hello, /r/the_donald!

They are not wrOmg. Pro murrrikkka vibe was bullshit that underminded the game message

Watch from 2:33 or just the start, the journos are 100% shilling the exact words the devs said.

Then why did you disable it in 1 when the game could handle it just fine then if it's so fucking cool?

OP here, I did apoligise in advance for the sloppy format and lack of archives. Was in a rush to post before starting work.

Politics aside as stated there is plenty wrong with the game. Its amusing that the steam community is crying "alt right nazi trolls" are review bombing the game when the reality is normalfags are shitting on its performance. If you scroll the negative reviews, theres nothing about politics its all performance and gameplay issues. This is interesting also because the normalfag negativity seems to be genuine and not some Holla Forums or gamergate op.


Is nu-prey good user? I know it has little to do with originals (which i never played) but if it didnt have the Prey title could it stand on its own two feet? Gotta admit im tempted to give it a try. Hows the gunplay and enemy variety? Do the shape shifters get stale after a while?

no. frankly even with the prey name it's still pretty bland. looks great, has a couple good ideas, but overall it ended up being pretty boring
if i had to use a bullshit "journalist" term that term would be "uninspired". the gunplay does the job but it's not up to what i at least consider the par: when you find a new weapon the novelty wears off immediately. there is no wow factor to any of the combat whatsoever. the enemy variety is extremely limited, at least in the four or five hours i played. maybe there are some cool boss fights or something later on but really, 90% of the time you are going to be up against either little bastards who can disguise themselves as literally anything - which is a good idea if they weren't so overused - or some bipedal version of them who can shoot some bullshit aimbot projectiles. there is the occasional other enemy but those two are the vast, vast majority of enemies
oh yes. i'm not exaggerating when i say that at least three quarters of the enemies i saw in my play time were those little fucks. again, i only had maybe five hours tops so maybe there's some shit later on that just blows your dick straight off, but i certainly didn't see it

Who are these guys? I only know Sam

the best part is that if you point this out to anyone, they fail to see how dumb the jew logic is, or double down on saying that still doesn't excuse nazis being bad cause Muh Holocaust.
I have yet to see a single person being able to refute how wstupid ancient jew magic is; most I got was someone saying I was wrong because it made me sound like Jon Tron

I don't give a shit about how much these games Trigger Holla Forums, I am just happy that AAA is finally dying.

No matter how ideologically driven you are a person isn't going to marry and have children with a Jew and then the next day decide to hate them for being a Jew.

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I liked nuPrey for the most part, just wish they had ditched the name and gone on their own because it would have avoided a tremendous amount of hand-wringing and slap fights. I've said it before but it's as close as we're going to get to a sequel to SS2 in [current year].

>typhon are an interesting enemy at first

>Blazkowicz (((you))) gets head chopped off by some female nazi general

Why did they include this fucking plot, what were they thinking.

how will antifa cucks ever recover?

Maybe bethesda can learn from this and not ruin any more franchises. No wait, they will cram more sjw shit into nudoom 2.0 or what.

At least they didn't give him a nigger body or something

At what point did we seamlessly transition from "I just wanted to play videogames" to "Just fucking burn already!"

Hmm im strangely ok with this. But your right user its a shit story idea.

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So he's basically DIO.