What's the appeal of capeshit?

>>136716101Aren't they the same thing?

>>136716101What's the difference?

>>136715976be cool with the racism honky

>>136715883NOOOOO NOT THE BANANA!

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>>136716271kek

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>>136716271>>136716362How is this possible?

>>136715883

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>>136716848It was a different time, when bored comic book writers sat around trying to make each other laugh by coming up with increasingly absurd ideas in comics. Like, did you know that Superman could shoot tiny clones of himself out of his hands when he needed to?

How does Holla Forumsmblr even justify its own existence anymore? When will Hiro delete them? The whole site hates them yet they insist it's just out of jealousy and the mean racists of Holla Forums behind it all while they defend this shit.

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>>136717107>>136717037Are "vs" threads the only good thing that came from Holla Forums

>>136716130>>136716154Gorillas are gentle giants. Niggers are savages that love to kill, rape, loot and vandalize.

>>136715883I still don't know. I understand comic book fandom, but I don't understand how these film adaptations became the biggest thing in the world. Do comic book geeks actually like the cinematic universes that have been created? For comparison, you look at the hardcore Star Trek and Star Wars fans and you see a lot of hate towards the recent incarnations of the franchises. I know nothing about the world of comics so I don't know how the legit fans feel about it.

>>136717673Comics sales are still dropping. No one actually reads them.

In the beginning, up to the firstAvengers, it was actually fun to see how superheroes would translate to live action, but studios really raped the concept, until there was nothing left.

>>136717463No, because they literally have no clue about anything beyond capeshit, so it's not even an interesting discussion you'd see between middle-schoolers who actually know the characters.

>>136717463>featfags>Wankfags No>>136717673>>136717707>dropping Good

>>136715883I only really like batman, wolverine and superman, and even though some of their movies have been quite good, I still feel like none of them have ever really hit the mark. Even Superman 1, the Dark Knight and X2.

>>136717463"vs" threads are for autistics and spics. Arguing as if characters being stronger means they're better written, they get so attached to one shitty character they have to win at everything to validate their love.Porn is the only good thing that might come from Holla Forums, and only sometimes.

>>136715883Capeshit was always Jewish as crap.

>>136715976Barry Allen's main villain is his own mental trauma and other character flaws that causes him to do stupid shit that has all sorts of consequences on space time and the innocent people in it. His villain is the restraint of not just playing God and slaughtering the rogues and instead holding to the fragile optimism that they can change their ways. The series is really about how even if you have Godlike speed, you can't stop your girlfriend from being a bitch or your buddy from deciding to use the powers identical to the ones you got to do everything you arbitrarily restrict yourself from doing. The Flash is about a guy that can kill you and basically almost be a God, but doesn't believe in being God and when he tries to the universe reminds him there's more to being a God than running really fast.

>>136717865

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>>136717463>>136717749>>136717758>>136717804People are still latching onto deathbattle so no

>>136717885Post the Tarman edit

>>1367158831)to make you feel smarter2) to convince you that superheroes are unironically the modern mythologies, and you should take your morals from them

>>136715883capeshit is only good if its animated, live action capeshit is always shit

>>136715883Not whatever that shit is

>>136715976that's because gorilla grodd is supposed to be a metaphor. he is the antithesis of running, a banana

>>136716003captain boomerang is one of the most kino villains

>>136715883Wouldn't that be like a living hell? Imaging having a conversation with someone else and they talk in super slow motion, has Flash ever just up and shot himself?

>>136717885I don't actually even like the comics, but if you didn't read a few as a kid and recognize the messages for children and be able to explain them in a couple minutes in an internet post as an adult, sorry about your impoverished nigger youth. Must be why you think posting pictures of your ex boyfriends is somehow insulting.

>>136718022if you can perceive events at a nanosecond, the gunshot would take like a million years to hit him so it's all truly so tiresome

>>136718022He'd get bored waiting for the bullet

>>136718054

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Just because a lot of normies have jumped on the comic bandwagon doesn’t retroactively make them shit. Growing up with comics, shows like 90s xmen, the video games, all of it was fun as fuck. There were no social brownie points(the opposite in fact) I just liked it and it was fun. Just because a lot of retards have jumped on the bandwagon won’t make me be a contrarian fucktard and act like I never liked it, I will not be kicked out of my hobbies/interests. Tell me faggots, what kind of stuff do you like then, the kardassians? Is that more mature? Would you like comic stuff if it wasn’t popular? I bet you would because you are just contrarians. Even worse then the bandwagon s-oy boys that jumped on marvels dick

>>136715883I just want to say I haven't seen a film about a comic book character since The Dark Knight Rises and it's incredibly satisfying. I remember like a year ago when one of those avengers movies came out and some fat retard started talking to me and asked me if I had seen whatever the latest capeshit was at the time "yet" and I told him no and he started going on about "thanos" and soulstones or some gay shit and I let him sit there and run his mouth and then when he was done I told him I actually hadn't seen any of the movies and I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

>>136717804>spics How do you know that they're beaners?Other than saint seiya and dbzfags i can't think of spics liking capeshit >>136718022>>136718054>>136718061I still can't fathom how he "outruned" instantaneous teleportation it makes no sense

>>136715883It's the modern day mythology. Comic book heroes have become our Pantheon.

>>136718022The Flash, and Superman, effectively live life at a standstill. I don't understand how it's possible. How do they even exist? It doesn't make sense.

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>>136718289The Goku side of Goku vs Superman threads

>>136718218Your so cool dude. Doing stuff is for losers. I just sit and stare at a wall all day because literally everything is gay, so I’m the only not gay one. I only post here ironically.

>>136718384Because comic writers don't give two shits about scientific accuracy like what does it even mean to think at lightspeed?

>>136717865thats not what a villain is you fucking pseud

>>136718710Yea dude, I agree. Because if you aren't watching capeshit there's literally nothing else in life to do. Haven't seen the newest corporate capeshit product? Might as well just stare at your wall because there's literally nothing else in life to do or accomplish. Great post my friend.

>>136716121Well he could suck all of them in a few attoseconds I bet, but he’d need like 10-15 seconds for all the orgasming and cum shooting. And from several billion men, he’d gain a couple thousand pounds in cum weight. Truly more cum than man.

>>136719365How does that affect digestion though? Wouldn't some of the cum he swallowed get digested?

>>136716121>swallowingBarry may be gay but he isn't a faggot.

>>136719294Teach me your ways of being cool man. Like is it enough that I just don’t have any fun, or do I have to actually hate fun like you do? And what are some approved movies and shows I’m allowed to watch?

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>>136716362>OOPS! I LET go of the cube!Marvel Comics, everyone.

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>>136719446This is all make believe obviously and there’s a ton of shit that makes sense or wouldn’t work. Having said that, I think in order to move that fast you’d have to have an insanely fast metabolism. So you could digest a million pounds of cum in under a second. Dude would put all the other gays to shame.

>>136717865Wait isn't that the superman problem?

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>>136719510Did this faggot really just think hard about a boomerang and make it appear from thin air?

>>136717865wow...deep........

>>136719512An endless timeloop of cumdumping

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>>136719546>>136719510>grown adults watch films based on this shit

>>136715883Yet villians that are not speedsters can somehow trip or hit him. Makes sense

>>136717890>DeathbattleI'm still salty how they created a legion of retards that genuinely believe Toph could beat Gaara, or that Kirby is a multiversal being.

>>136719888At this point most of his villains ARE evil knock-offs of himself tho.

>>136719707I also think sucking your dick that fast would tear the skin off your cock, it would be like a horrible friction burn. Would be a hell of a nut tho

>>136719888I remember in one issue of Justice League, Deathstroke just stuck his staff out where he thought the Flash might go, and it tripped him. The Flash can think at the speed of light, but Deathstroke can use 90% of his brain. Truly an IQ battle us mortals could only dream of.

and then there was the time he literally outran death

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>>136719459>And what are some approved movies and shows I’m allowed to watch?Check this out dude, see there's a hundred years worth of films and television that aren't capeshit that you're allowed to watch and decide if you like or not. It doesn't have to be trendy or a part of popular culture for you to watch and enjoy it. Just imagine a movie or a show, but the characters aren't superheroes. I know it's crazy, but it exists. There's thousands of them. And I know there's nothing more fun and engaging than quippy superhero films, but I think you might find something else fun in the hundred years worth of film and television that exists. Just check it out dude, I promise you won't be disappointed.

>>136719946You wouldn’t even see the nut. One blink and your balls are drained and he’s gone.

>>136719972>The Flash can think at the speed of lightFar, far faster than that. Flash could bitch-slap the entire world's populace in under a minute.

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>>136719902>The omnitrix failsafe would not revive ben because

The final form of gurren lagann is fasterAble to move at human place while being the size of a galaxy, walking speed would be several million lightyears a second

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>>136720014But most of those are Corporate!

>>136720014I’ve liked superhero stuff since likely before you were born. You can’t shame me out of liking it

>>136720079Still not faster than Flash.

>>136720079If aided the flash can outrun teleportation

>>136719510if he can use TK like that then why the fuck would he ever need a boomerang? this might be the most retarded comic page i've ever seen

>>136720057>>136719992>>136718384>>136715883So, unironically, who can compete with this dickwad? The force of his punches would be like DBZ tier when Gotenks could scream a hole in the timeline. That's retarded broken.

>>136720079can he outrun time? because flash can

Holla Forumsfags have literally never recovered from this

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>>136720137other speedsters, thats it

>>136715883>The Omniverse is the collection of every single universe, multiverse, megaverse, dimension (alternate or pocket) and realm. ... According to the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe: Alternate Universes, "It includes every single literary, television show, movie, urban legend, universe, realm, etc. ever.How does that make you feel Holla Forumscels?Holla Forums OWNS your gayass board

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>>136720137He can give himself infinite mass moving far past the speed of light and hit you at unimaginable speeds with an infinite mass punch. He's way beyond DBZ tier.And the answer anymore is Evil Flashes.

I'VE GOT TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE BEAUTY OF A THOUSAND VARIATIONS

>>136716362>let's gonk that gookjesus christ stan lee

>>136720197That's just Marvel, which is relatively low-key powerwise.Flash could solo them both and pretty much all of the DBZ bad guys. Hell, he'd appreciate the challenge.

>>136720165He can literally outrun something that's faster than time

>>136720197Dr. Manhattan thinks and both bugs are erased from existence lmfao

>>136720165Time is relative when something is that hugeIf a thing was moving normal speed whlie galaxy sized , it would seem normal, but to a normal human sized observer, it would take 10 million years to watch it take one step

>>136720197well if you really want to get retarded about this

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>>136720137>>136720209>>136720211Hal Jordan can beat him

>>136715883while that picture is pretty ridiculous the average superhero is just a modern take on the hero myth of antiquity. it's not a very good take in most cases but you know what does hollywood get right anyway

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>>136720248can he outrun the death of the universe? because flash can

>>136720285

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>>136720282Omnipotent beings are only allpowerfull in their world

>>136720285

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>>136719946even if the cum splattered and dripped on his cowl it would just get blown off by the wind as he takes off to the next benis

>>136720165time essentially stops when you reach the speed of light, anything faster than that is theoretically faster than time

>>136720298Hal can't beat Superboy Prime, and SBP is terrified of the Flash. So no.

Sonic is faster.

>>136720137Kakal'el

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>>136720197>>136720246>>136720282Saint seiya characters are stronger than DBZ

>>136719634No the real explanation is even dumber. He hid an escape boomerang like that in every jail cell in the entire city. Only he can make them reappear.

>>136720665But still not above DC.

>>136720665>Knights of the ZodiacForgot all about that cartoon.

>>136719992so this guy literally ran several billion years?

>>136720695The best thing about Flash villains is that they've figured out how to manipulate time, move between dimensions, manipulate the Earth's atmosphere, control molecular motion....and they primarily use this to try and get sacks of money out of banks and armored cars.

>>136720375>>136720367

>>136715976>>136716003Sounds based

>>136720727trillion

youtube.com/watch?v=nSYWIh7ajR4

>>136720710And where did i say they were?

Holy shit stop talking about sucking dicks, you are faggots

>>136720859of course, my mistake

>>136715883wait, if 12 attoseconds is the shortest measurable period of time, why is there an attosecond?

>>136721006atto is sanskrit for 12.

>>136721006so it can be divisible in tens from a second

>>136720329I was referring to the flash not ttgl

>>136720808Capeshitters truly have no imagination

>>136720932your DCEU Flash is canonically a cocksucker and it isn't changing lol

>>136721062ah, my bad

>>136720341manhattan was from another universe alan moore specifically made him to co exist in all universe this one included since he is a wizard

>>136720880what the fuck is this game

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>>136720293saitama cant beat superman nor manhattan nor even batman assuming he has the mobius chair

>>136715883It's funny back in my day we would get bullied for reading comic books. Now the people that bullied us are playing our favorite characters getting paid millions for it. I don't want to be the hero anymore...

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>>136721167yes he can, plese don't start this one, the only one that can beat opm is popeye or maybe bugs

>>136715883Imagine the concentration of autism in your body it requires to write this shit.

>>136721278lets start because i want to know if this so powerful character of yours is capable of one punching manhattan who has been matterialized from existence many times yet he came back

>>136721175warcraft books havent been corrupted by fags yet

>>136715976>talking gorilla>aussie with a boomerangi'm not seeing a difference b/w the two

>>136718710Capeshit has rotted your brain. Seek help.

I can fuck your mother at the speed of light. TIMES 100

>>136721386yes

>>136721386Not him but who can beat Manhattan?

>>136721386he can beat anyone with a punch thats the gimmick I know its not fair but it is what it is, he is a loony tunes character he breaks the rules of reality

>>136722094Isn't dr Manhattan self/soul (whatever) in a higher plane of existence?So even if you punch him to a million pieces you're not actually killing him he'll just come back.

>>136721278>>136721386>my fictional character is stronger than yoursJust post the goku/sailor moon hentai and spare us all the trouble

>>136722194sure but again opm doesn't follow logical rules, manhattan does, thats why imo you can only do saitama vs loony tune type characters >>136722228arguing about fictional characters is literally the point of this thread why are you even in it?

>>136722094How far would his gimmick go? How would he fare against bugs bunny?

>>136722364thats when it breaks, bugs, popeye, road runner etc break reality too, so idk sure bugs might beat him except bugs doesn't kill, popeye on the other hand

>>136717107Television and Films are made by uninspired kikes, so I don't see how that makes you faggots any better than us.

I remember thinking it was cool when I was less than 10 years old. I would see a superhero do some shit and say a line and I'd feel a little tingle. Once I got older and experienced true kino, this effect went away entirely, and I'm no longer able to enjoy such simple pleasures. In other words, redditors enjoy capeshit because they're manchildren, unlike me since I'm a fully functioning kino-seeking adult.

Flash bros we got too cocky

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>>136715883I remember when this pic was posted arround on 4chan unironically to show how badass flash is.Yikes and cringe.

Christ you would need to be a real bitch to be that much of an overpowered hero and not try to rule the world.

I unironically love over the top power wankery. Not much to find out there though

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>>136722335Doesn't matter because in the end you're not fighting the actual guy just some assembled atoms that gets reassembled even if you destroy it at any scale >doesn't follow logical rules Neither does Manhattan he's a reality warper

>tfw I made this imageI don't even read comics lmao

>>136723014Man Adam was a badass

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>>136723195not like this you are not getting it, moore wrote him with certain rules in mind based in reality, can manhattan defeat road runner? no

threads like this are why the powerful comrades of Holla Forums look down on Holla Forums

>>136723237but you had to have read that panel to make it so wtf are you talking about?

>>136723309Stfu nigger

>>136723302(You)

>>136715883weak effeminate nerd power fantasiesit's not deeper than that.

>>136723449get over it, you are comparing loony tunes to naruto, one has rules the other does not

>>136723335Some guy literally just posted it on 4chan in one of those "Flash can beat any fictional character" type of threads. I googled what the fuck an attosecond was and posted it like ONCE or twice at most, and the rest was history.

>>136723568Nobody brought up naruto retard but stop with your toonforce autism opm won't touch him or any metafictional DC/character

>>136720110you should shame yourself out of liking ityou're a grown man enjoying things made for children. read a proper book, something that challenges your preconceived ideas, shows you new ideas or perspectives or something. basically grow up and stop consuming product because a corporation tells you too. read this to start if you don't know where to look first

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>>136723499Power fantasies are based

>>136719707brrrraaaaaappp

>>136723793no that's the opposite of based. you're a Holla Forumsmblr manchild.

>>136721006What we can measure =/= What's physically possibleThe planck time would be the actual physically shortest amount of time, and it's waaaaaay shorter than an attosecond.Also I don't think 12 attoseconds is the shortest measurable time strictly speaking, it's more like the shortest "controllable" amount of time because we have some lasers that can pulse for that short. There are plenty of physical reacts that happen in shorter timeframes though.

>>136720211the point is that such a person is so far removed from normalcy they should inevitably become dr manhattan style disillusioned and distant, becoming more like a god than a person. "the flash" would have had a billion, trillion personal crises, catharsis and newfound acceptance in a single year. he would have lived the lifespan of the universe in the time it takes for you to grow old. it's absurd he fights crime and wears tights. anons are correct, his existance is a nightmare

>>136723844>physical reacts that happen in shorter timeframes though.Like?

>>136723882even normal people don't like to think too much in order to not become sad, I'm pretty sure dude is the same: he'd rather stay human

>>136723301>IQ equivalent to the mass of a star Jesus fucking christ

>>136723704but thats what it is, and it was an analogy fuckwit

>>136722038GER

>>136723963you would have to come to terms with the crushing isolation of perceiving everything at more than a millionth of the speed everyone else does. flash would struggle with it, and after countless restless nights he would arrive at some type of conclusion. in the real world, minutes have passed,. do you see how fucked he is?

>>136723729Who do you think you're impressing? What wisdom do you think you're imparting. You're clearly not reading Dostoevsky right now either. You're on 4chan, telling people they shouldn't like what they like, from an appeal to an arbitrary construct of what fiction it's acceptable for an adult to enjoy.It's possible to like both, of course. There's a place for "serious" mentally stimulating works, but then there's nothing wrong with simple escapism either. Some of these stories are fun and entertaining, and frankly spectacular. You can throw around a tired cliche like "capeshit", but that doesn't mean that any of the happy, productive adults who do enjoy it are lesser than for it.And look at this thread. It's got guys discussing theoretical physics and the human condition. Worthwhile. Lighten up, my dude.

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>>136723937>Yoctoseconds>0.3 ys: mean lifetime of W and Z bosons>23 ys: Lifespan of isotope 7 of hydrogen (Hydrogen-7)>156 ys: mean lifetime of a Higgs Boson >Zeptoseconds>2 zs: representative cycle time of gamma ray radiation released in the decay of a radioactive atomic nucleus >4 zs: cycle time of the zitterbewegung of an electron1000 yoctoseconds are 1 zeptosecond, 1000 zeptoseconds are 1 attosecond

>>136723655good for you

>>136720293All gimmicks considered, the only opponent that can take on Saitama's offense and stand is The Mask. In fact, their offenses are practically null against each other, which should eventually end the fight in a draw.

>>136722094There are multiple characters he didn't beat with one punch.

>>136715883I just like superheroes desu

>>136724093If you really had given more thought about real life (shitty) things you'd get me

>>136718710>capeshit is the only fathomable thing a person can possibly "do" according to the average consoomer

>>136724176true Mask definitely is a hard counter>>136724227he was being nice

>>136720137This is why there is an annoying overabundance, in comics and in capeshit, of evil versions of the same fucking power. Iron Man always fights other assholes in a suit, Hulk always fights other hulks, and Flash is always up against evil versions of Flash.

>>136724246I can't stop thinking about stuff like that. I can't shut it off, unlike other people. it would be nice to turn into a normie but it's not that easy. and some part of you must still chug along and keep analysing stuff. i refuse to believe your brain stops working just because you will it to.

>>136715883wtf this guy looks like a chad but in the movies he's a super-slimy gay hapa

>>136724314There's literally no creativity at all just powercreeps and ripoffs

>>136715883Mostly power fantasy and escapism for kids in a time before video games. I don't know why anyone would read cape shit now. You shouldn't have characters go on for 60 years with a rotating cast of writers. It seems creatively bankrupt. And DC is probably the worst because all their heroes are OP as fuck, to the point where there isn't even a sense of danger even for the 6 year old kid theoretically reading it, much less the 36 year old who is actually

>>136716362>cheese and crackersLmaooo

>>136719707Is Ezra, Grant, and Tom are based?

>>136724331>*super sexy gay Jewish hapafix'd.

>>136718384>The Flash, and Superman, effectively live life at a standstill. I don't understand how it's possible. How do they even exist? It doesn't make sense.Bruh, superman explains right there>Now that I've sped up my senses>NOWSo clearly he has to consciously speed up his senses to for time to look like it stops. His reaction clearly show he doesn't usually do this. Flash is used to doing that, but he can also slow his senses when he wants to talk to normal people.

>>136724093The Flash really is one of the dumbest capeshit characters, isn't he?

>>136724487How does that even work?

Capeshit is less cringe than Anime

>>136724460

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>>136724464He's half Asian? Is that what Hapa means?

>>136724568it's part of his superpower, who cares

>>136721006frame rate

>>136722528Any thread on Holla Forums including shitposts is a trillion times better than the 8000th steven universe thread you niggers have daily.

>>136724568magic of the speedforce.And superman can do it cause he's not human or something.

>>136716101>>136717576Unironically true.

>>136724626I still hate the calart faggotry they praise over there

>>136724460All are based but E a cutest

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>>136723882Flash can stop himself from "thinking" fast

>>136724720Fuck off faggot

>>136724720post the naked ones

>>136724739 sounds very convenient. I dont buy it for a second