Trump 2016

Can't choose a shirt

Maybe it'll be livelier tomorrow when it's a Friday. Maybe I should drink, it's been ages since I did.

...

drinking is for fags

What kind of job is it even?

I'm doin' ok. I feel like I haven't been productive at all today though. I'm going to try get something substantive done before I leave work today!

I have an hour to do something productive!

You drink all the time..

what are you implying?!

So it's almost like I have some catching up to do then.

If it's for a job, go with a solid color. I bet that blue one would look nice on you. And since you're in your 20s, you can go without a tie.

oh? wish you luck on that! I'm sure you can do it

Just confirming!

What do you mean by this

What did he mean by this?

Nii-sama.
Plz no bully my boo.

Fuck that, time to sabspost

Should I bully you instead?

????

...

People are always missing. And then they come back and other people go missing.

I'm sure you'll manage

confirm?! oh you hoodlum

Words though

Hey, you said it not me!

Should I go missing so Nymph, Wish, and true!Eva can come back?

I deny all allegations

nono

I think I'd take you over them.

Do what you will, Nii-sama, I'll love you anyway.

My hair is drying but I've been lying on it so my shirt is really damp down the back.

I'm flattered.

So drinking is for
A: Fags
B: Straights

?

If drinking is for fags, and I haven't been drinking for a while now, it's almost like I have a lot of missed drinking to make up for. Because of sexual preferences.

Who's back and who left now?

I'll try my best. MAYBE.

Dont be a fun sucker

C. All of the above.

Brush my hair for me.

something something sun fucker

scoob gib brew, im 2lazy to move

So youre only gay when you drink?

Why, and why me?

this why you're supposed to use the towel hat!

a-a test?? I didn't study Dx

there's no maybe in the winners book

If only I could just teleport one

You have to make the decision here, you started it!

The answer to question one is faggots. The latter has the same answer.

You didn't set the bar very high there.

Moment ruined.

I deny nothing.

Maybe?

I want to know more about you

imagine if, like, instead of TCs, we just chilled, sipped tea, and ate biscuits while chitchatting

we need portals man, it would fix everything

Brush my hair for me

Okay ask one thing. Any one thing. But one thing. And I shall answer.

Maybe.

Because I just showered, and because you're nii-sama and I love you.

But I'd've been fine if I weren't laying on it.

I was just being lazy.

I couldn't think of any other Canadians you'd know that aren't around often.

I guess Menma.

can i brush your hairbrush? :^)

Wish has returned regardless.

Emma, why are you insisting people call you Emma now?

Touche.

can i airbrush your brush?

but im ill, I cannot make tests when ill

yes!

you could be lazy and not have it with the towel hat

Okay. Why are you so lewd?
I cant think of anything on the spot.

nq35hyu2146iu26wkjrysfm

What is your temp.?

No thanks, I like my hairbrushes to be y'know, straight.

Because I don't wanna be Wish anymore.

C'mon bruh, it was one time to Soto

Is it in its' hardcore rebellious teen phase already?

thats a pretty fucking gay thing to say tbh fam

Lewd? Lewd how?

Yeah!

But then that's effort to put it up to begin with.

It's actually less effort to just dry it properly and not sit on it like a dumbo.

So?

iunno
i dont wanna stick it there to know

so do it

nuhuh, towel hat is zero effort
and gives ya arabia look.

Because.. you save pictures of half naked lolis and post them on the internet

Im not good with taking care of long hair. Only grabbing it.

Its just under your tongue, where are you putting things?

I shan't let my dreams be dreams.

Because you don't like the name or you don't like its history?

Would you prefer them to be full nude?

Wish, what do we call you now then?

Oh yeah? You'd probably know best after all.

History I suppose.

Hey, I ask the questions here
I want fully nude pictures of your feet

*Brushes your hair.*

What for?!

*pet*
could be worse, i could be cursed with being female

I mean, you can call me anything you'd like I suppose.

Emma's a pretty solid bet though.

Thanks cutie :3

Yeah, I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.

Itll match the other picture I have perfectly.

You're welcome.
I'm flattered.

its supposed to go in the the dark place

is that shake spear

I don't want Arabia look.
And how is it more zero effort than just leaving my hair down?

...
Lewd...

An Emma trip would be kawaiii

So it's just to complete the collection, no funny business?

Something like that.

I'll call you whatever you like either way, I guess.

Is that not under your tongue? I think its pretty dark there.

Well, its true.

For the most part. Plus, I have a hankering for it now that its been brought up.

Don't pull too hard

Can you do that with me too? You may call me "King", "My lord" or Master. No, scratch that, the last one is creepy, desu already does that occasionally. I'm trying to make my teacher call me something like that too but they won't cooperate.

What are you gonna do with it? Are you going to give it to Him?

I like your flag, it reminds me of the Canadian flag.

I'm pretty sure I used to have one.

I'm not really bothered by it either way.

People like Squash will still call me Wish and I think I talk with you even less than I do with him.

Why thank you. Though it is just a bit different and its in scandinavia.

isuppose thats more poser arabia anyway, real would be a burqa
well otherwise you gotta shake it more

how dare you, thats copyrighted

nooo not there

What is he going to do about it? The guy is dead, he can't stop me.

I dont share pictures. Though, I will tease about them if the situation ever arose, like the first time.

Butt? Is it one of those that goes there?

So which is it, pulling or brushing?

i would like people to call me by my real name from now on

his ghost will

yeaaah..

pffffghghgh

be nice

Well yeah, but it's still really cold though, right?

Okay, Dick Hyman.

You'll get cocky if somebody starts calling you that.

The day may come where we become besties and talk every day. You never know.

It has an accent mark in a place I can't remember, too much work.

Either that or make a new name. Who knows

Cunt.

Can't be touched, can't be stopped, can't be moved, can't be rocked, can't be shook, we hot, when will you people of colour learn.

I don't know if he'd be that interested. Like the first time.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I won't I promise!

Interesting..

bób

...

I'll call you Karen for simplicity's sake.

I thought he was, at least. But im a fucking idiot, so who knows.

But of course, we are in the middle of autumn as well. Though it was pretty decent tuesday and sunny for a bit.

Cunt is my favourite word.

I'm not sure I'd do it any less your way anyway.

One's for the bedroom, the other's right now.

So am I. It's not that bad, most intelligent people seem miserable.

cunt is my favourite dish

Wanna become besties? :3

Eh, or I'll just not use a name. Seems more simple.

It got like, crazy stupid cold here over the past week.
It was like 100F out daily and now it's 60F.

sHAME YOU'VE NO STOMACH FOR TT.

...

also, no stomach for it**

Weather can be quite unpredictable sometimes. Just back in april here in was snowing a day or two.

the world is mean to mean so im mean to the world

you will be

?!?!

its the result that matters non

My besty Cupcake would feel hurt and betrayed if I suddenly had a new besty.

And my way outputs good results!

So, bedroom = brushing?

We have so much in common..

Have you checked at all, though?

Thanks for confirming.

I'm sorry to disappoint.

That's rough, it should really only snow for 9 days a year and the rest should be warm and sunny.

Aww.. The obvious solution here is to make Cupcake your lover so that you're allowed to have a new besty.

I'm certain he'll be receptive to this idea, so I'll get on it and keep you updated.

Its okay. I suppose I can adjust to the new reality. Somehow.

Agreed. Except for the warm thing, i like it when its in the middle. Not too cold, neither too warm.

then all is bien
do you have a bath?

noohoo cause i dont wanna put it there!

Like two peas in a pod or something.

Shit.
You read me like a book.

Do I have? Yes.
Did I have one? No.

I took a shower.

Awesome stuff, I'm sure he'll understand, besty-to-be.

Embrace the user.

Like, solid 85F weather could be good. Nothing like that 100F bullshit.

There are other ways

Like two random idiots on the internet
Lets do it together

I wish I had that, it seems super relaxing.
is it?

like?

baths are stressful. they're always too hot. it's like being cooked.

You need a second person in every case
Feeling forehead or neck, and stuff

i habeeb

...

Use cooler water

Agreed, anyway i'm gonna go to bed now. Have a nice evening or whatever the time is.

...

i like being cooked

what?

...

Boiled goose.

What's "it"?

are you happy today?

...

...

You're still using a trip, user.

Sweet dreams, it's 6pm here.

Suicide pact, remember?

but im a sick little boy all alone in my room

thats best
for showers
to the point you almost pass out

Go in slowly and it's nice

hey guys im new here :)
I will start by introducing myself. My name is cali california ( I don't know how to use tripcodes)
I was wondering what this place is all about and how I could join your community? I haven't lurked at all but you all seem very interesting and nice. I am a girl and im 24. I love vocaloids and my favorite song is triple baka by hatsune miku :3~.

tell me about yourselves or feel free to shoot any questions at me as i'm very open and love to make new friends :D

its too late for me

nice to meet you
:)

welcome home

Haikuus? Is that you? I have missed you!!!

Yeah hi Bard.

It can be, yeah.

It's only 11pm!

Don't post her.

You really shouldnt be wasting your time here.
Welcome aboard.

Ask your teddy bear

hey subtle can you say anything that isn't a flirtatious sexual innuendo

hop off my dick

leave the new girl alone

Moogs you just want her all for yourself.

is that sci

:( I know

You don't understand, Moogs.
Someone posted my name sake.

I have to reassert dominance.

So...I got called doll face today....

Why.

will you show me?

why does everyone know about that?!

Hello, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
How are you today?

EW

I won't kill myself, I'm not done yet.

SAME
A
M
E

Ew to you.....

It's less relaxing when you're squeezing two people into a bathtub built for one.

That was accidental

you don't even notice you're doing it do you

i'm taken. slobber over someone else. i hear soto is into you.

guilty~

i have to insert my dominance from time to time as well

weird wording

:(

Thank you!! :3 what do you do for fun?

who?

why? she's super mega kawaii desu ne

nani?

Im on top of the world hehe

I just finished watching sword art online and I feel invincible!

it's nice to see im not the only new person here. That makes me feel more at home and less nooby

The real subtle comes out every now and then.

I wouldnt either, I just dont feel good right now.

It was mostly a guess

D-don't make it sound so dirty!
It's embarrassing!

Because it's confusing.

if I close my eyes

This is painful to read.

Fuck, who flipped the sub switch.

That was entirely not how I wanted that to come out.

Instead of creating pacts, we should focus on making each other feel better.

I didn't mean to make that sound sexual.

I know! But I think she likes me....

strawpoll.me/11330298

Wow, it's almost like this place is full of fucking sluts.

It's pretty obviously Desu.

i post here in threads
watch kewl and funny youtubes
and walk around catching pokemon Go
oh and i play cool popular games like league and overwatch!
*hugs*

OHO! Will you call me King of Sluts?

Oh I am thinking of the sesecond half of the first series.

How far are you in?

The first 12 episodes are by far my favorite.

you are tired?

You dirty person. Now come with me to bed.

Test, please.
I've only cybered, like, everyone here.

I'm not a slut.

sowwy

well i guess youll have to grit and bare it

bear it?

yes daddy

thats better

aaah
time for a hot tub then

Dx

Good girl~

How are you Sir?

...

I dont see why there wouldnt be happiness pacts, not all of them are bad

That is also not a cig, but a lollipop

Oh you're so charming you know that?

You're hardly exceedingly good at it, exceedingly promiscuous, or exceedingly heartbreaking.

You just want a dick bad.

Yeah, same.

Why does anyone even do the ironic fake new thing anymore?

WAIT

ISNT THIS SMILES

howso? we have different names

What is? i'm just new and trying to connect with like minded folks :3

I play pokemon go too! :D what is your favorite pokemon?? Mine is charmander- char char! :3

I don't play games much outside of pokemon go though. I do watch anime and listen to tooons of vocaloid songs

*huggles back owo*

I think it's my new favorite anime, it used to be inuyasha but ive changed my mind now

I just finished it!

no complaints

just drawing and resisting the urge of committing mod abuse by saying who the new girl is

Bear it? Huh?

What is? Pussy?

i dont hear that often dont fuck with me i cant stand it

nothing

feeling good then?

i FEEL YOUA RE TRYING TOO HARD AND BEING IRONIC HERE.

Oh really now? I thought the ending was a bit lackluster in comparison to season 1 and 3.

Aw I hope new girl is actually new. there really is no way for us to get any new posters nowadays.

It's alright.

Hot tubs are better anyway, honestly.

I feel the most amusing part is that I haven't cybered anyone itt, but the ones who actively call me one wouldn't believe that.

Because someone said once that I get pissed off when someone posts my namesake.

Grr, grr.
Grr.

what would you know?!

EW

Attention whoring is an art all its own.

I'm not sure if I should stick to my guns about this being Bard or change my vote to Sci.

I don't want to imagine I was wrong.

Just because i have to be the top doesn't mean i can't show a little appreciation.

my nose hurts

Kill them all, Test.
Kill.
Them.
All.

I've never seen or caught or hatched a charmander before... ;~;
charmander is pretty cute yeah... i personally like Ninetales/Vulpix ♥

I like Vocaloid too!

o wo

Soon.

Bard still comes around in name, though.

Could someone really be so desperate for attention that they'd pretend to be someone else while still actively posting?

I know how to pull hair.

On second thought, don't answer that.

I just can't do it anymore.

It was me Austin.

All pacts are about happiness. Happiness for some. Let's join a pact. What is the worst that could happen?

Oh can you really tell me your heart didn't just break a little bit? Just a tiny bit?

iunno you'd be surprised a lot of people come back and people switch boards and shit

i mean it's not really as great as Holla Forums but at least here we can actually hurts the mods feelings

fair. ill swallow your compliments

Great, goodnight.

Bard's done the fake new thing in recent memory.

FUCK

Damn, I had voted for bloodchan.

Funnel your inner Bonaparte and cleanse the place.

Not good, nor bad. Just meh. Nothing fancy.

You?

What's ew?

how come ?
:(

I'm back

...

:(

ìs it smiles

we have a few hotspots for charmanders over here. Charizards are quite common

Eternal suffering

Yeah, it was Smiles.

that doesn't help at all

some of those pics

hello back
im you

Wow.
I-.
Just wow.

Only, I voted Eva.

you couldve just gotten attention by sharing your dumb ideas again

nini

same

Nothing lasts forever.

nice opinion.

A lot of people agree with my ideas. You're just a satanist that will refuse any facts thrown at you

S-sorry

I wish some things did

Why?

Well that isn't cool. Go beat off or something.

the cold suddenly hit us

BadFox?

trump 2016

i did already papi

Finally home from the hospital

rhabdo sucks

Sometimes, things have to suck, or else you wouldn't have any contrast to when things do not suck and wouldn't be able to appreciate it. So suck a whole lot and you'll be happy.

These are words I live by.

youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU

Define "cold."

The Federal Reserve lady paying $3700 to the Clinton campaign is a clear sign of...something, despite Citizens United pushed through by conservative Justices ruling that it's free speech.

S A V A G E.

Director Comey was on the US Senate today and all the globalist democrats bashed on him for not prosecuting trump on the absurd idea that he was in cahoots with the Russians and that the Russians hacked Hillary's email server.

The truth is Hillary is a puppet to the Globalist UN that is literally trying to force globalism through google and is shutting down the internet on october 1st with China.

i'm jelly
i only got squirtles around here
and one bulbasuar.

nice picture

time for cozy sweaters tho~
big soft fluffy

did you give more footjobs?

Whats that?

Are you good at sucking?

glowballism

Oh, is it Chii?

I just see 2hus and assume.

GLAWBALLISM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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bulbasuars I have to say are the most rare.

I caught two tauros yesterday along with a poliwhirl, and i recently hatched a porygon from a 10k

You have no say in politics because you shit the queen. Monarchist scum

Chii has her folders all named after the characters.
This isn't rocket science, Test.

told you

Please stop doing this thing you're doing.

its okai

not aesthetically pleasing

that hurt

hbasically a have a disease that makes it so if I exercise my kidneys start to shut down and that's no fun

LOL

Japs trappin'

Dang, that sucks.
I guess its all up to diet now.

Its not

...

This is the sort of thing that if I ever noticed it I would promptly forget.

I don't know how to answer that.

time.com/4433880/donald-trump-ties-to-russia/

i think tauros are America exclusive :(

and i've never seen a porygon either

WHO ARE YOU?

Oh, I see. Well then....

I think they are.

Damn.
You're purposefully choosing the most offensive people to call them.

got lucky as FUCK I caught it early though
google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=rhabdomyolysis

ui

ew

Ui.

At times I do things like this to rankle people, but this is not one of those instances.

A simple yes or no works
Or you could describe your skill

You need a better memory, you must be upgraded.

it feels so good to be a part of the occult reptilian overlords

yeah no more cummies for me

I have a tauros so no

I need an adult.

Literally any newspaper or media outlet is lying and biased against Trump. Wake up, SHEEPLE.

I feel this needs emoticons to properly convey sarcasm.

I prefer arab

o-oh?

but its not

It is the truth

Yea, have you caught any mr. mimes?

I havent seen any

pedo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ENJOY ETERNAL SUFFERING STRIFE AND LIVING IN THE MELTING POT OF SOULS AS YOU DIE A MILLION TIMES OVER.

i'll be moving on to a higher plane of existence while you go nowhere in death.

Well that isn't good. Why no? You can still have some in you I bet.

Show off your prowess and tell me who it is first, and I shall submit to the brain enhancements.

your still in NA
so i think it exclusive

The high and might king of sluts needs an adult?

Who is the only person that'd be offended by association with Chii?

+y

Yes, hit me

Which emoticon is the sarcasm one?

Terrorist

i've seen an Europeon exculsive MrMime at a gym here once

Oh yeah, Grim's a Touhou nerd too.

Grim.

You shouldn't question a king. I answer to god alone. The god of sluts.

Jackson?

grimu ;;

this shit goes hard af tho tokai
I can't lie

Slipped my mind.

Where do I get the brain upgrade

oh sorry i'll try to find a breitbart article for you next time

you'll be sucking the shit out of my asshole worthless dog

probably but im pretty empty and having little come out is very unsatisfying for me

grim is a fucking faggot
RIP
taken by train too young

You forgot your own currydaddy.

He's more like the king of shitpost copy pasta.

All about the amounts, eh? Gotta have those big cummies?

..... you are too though

not inaccurate

Now me

I must make the ketchup sacrifice to appease the dark lord.

Did you ever finish that Grim x Scarlet thing?

why wouddeye do that??

non non am secular
ALLAH SOURIA BASHAR OU BAS

I don't think mr. mime would be good at holding a gym.

I mostly see exeggutor charizard and snorlax up here

You won't be anywhere near me as you won't be allowed in heaven unless you repent your sins and cofess to god that jesus is your lord and savior that died on the cross to save you.

I were making a cyberman reference from dr.who, but whatever then.

GET IT!?
HE'S THE DARK LORD.
BECAUSE HE ISN'T WHITE

i finished

Eh? Are you asking me what you're the king of?

Don't blow me up pls

Wow, nerd

...

not yet. I am going to write up a few chapters in the morning though keep it alive lol

My links got all fucked up, but you both know what I meant

KY

no :(

yeah, i guess someone was just showing off.

Because I asked nicely

Yes

Ha, fail link, nerd.

You goofed up, you're done for.

This is as disgusting as it is hilarious.

...

but I dont do that kinda blowing

-feeble slap-

Harder. Like you would your wife if she left dinner cold.

woah
what kinda blowing do you do?

King of DOTA. at least compared to jackson.

Whenever people blogpost about shit no one cares about they should be required to post this webm.

what did you mean?

it's just take it as a sign to stop for the day

if i get the urge then i will maybe

fuck jehova, i renounce his vile and worthless son jesus christ, I piss on his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

i proclaim satan lucifer as my one and only god. I am smart enough to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation.

See
Dear God, I can't fathom how you don't understand this yet.

I'm tired, I woke up at two AM.

Will do.

I do that every day though.

Youve seen me play?

i dont have it in me to hit my spouse..

like balloon blowing and others

...

AT LEAST once. He used to stream pretty often last year.

blow my balloon

Work.

Its not a real spouse, just someone youve dated for years and havent married yet.

I saw it yesterday, wasnt sure what to make of it...

Excuses, nerd.

Not you tho.

You are being deceived by the silver tongued devil with his tales of science and doubtfulness. You have no faith and you will eventually figure it out the hard way that your life only leads to atrophy and oblivion in the lake of fire.

I've learned my lesson by first hand experiences.

When do you go to bed?

Valid excuse.

Later. Gonna eat something.

whai? got a party coming up?

okai okai
I just can't hit!

...

Saw what? Him stream? Or him play?

youtube.com/watch?v=sqkGpHsf59c

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he does not miss you

she was so happy to have broke him

it was amazing

evil bitch

Yeah it's a lemon party
Darwin's gonna be there

obviously he does if he sends shadows at me in the night to disrupt my sleep cycles.

I watch them flap their wings in the shadows in my room with their condescending beady red eyes. They are full of hate for me for turning my back on the piece of shit devil that ruined my life

I really should put my name on

sub 70degree weather

yeah I'm gonna get some soon

....... we are both in canada, the same country