LOL

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why

no he doesn't

How many days did this loser spend on this pathetic grab at virality? Thanks for sharing OP, warms me up inside to see such a cancerous attempt go to utter waste.

Gee I wonder why straight white men write straight white characters.

Why is nobody talking about how obviously sexy this dragoness is?

I want Grim daddy to fuck me hard uwu

Feels nice

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Get out of here Dobson before I stick a bicycle pump up your ass.

wew

user please

get some help

she can be female in your mind

you don't need anything more

cancer

You know what? Fuck this imbecilic cunt. Motherfucker clearly has not for a second even considered what the writing process is like and why it's nary impossible in this day and age, or really any other, to write non-white, non-male characters.
Consider the most obvious fact about writing: To be intriguing and relatable, a character has to have some sort of flaw, they CAN NOT be perfect. Even the most perfect of warriors will have a flaw in their character, maybe they're far too aggressive and careless and that will be what fucks them up in the end of act 2.
Now try writing a female character that's not perfect and see what happens. You get bloody screeched at by feminist groups for sexism, misogyny and stuff, for supposedly implying that all women are mentally unstable (which they are, but that's beside the point). Same for niggers, spics, trannies, faggots - anyone who isn't a straight white guy.
But white guys are easy and politically acceptable to shit on, which is why there's so many of them. You can write an alcoholic, schizophrenic white guy and nobody will be upset. You don't have that privilege when writing anyone else.
That's why Rey was a bloody Mary Sue in Star Wars, that's why every black cunt in modern games is so "empowered" that she can kick the ass of the mercenary with no effort or practice, and that's specifically why the Cunt Doctor will be the blandest fucking season to date, even after such shite storylines before it.

Dobson is our guy though

Why do goons keep trying to force this meme

What meme? what goons?

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get out goodrafag

you're going to still have to link a source saying grim is female

Is Grim Matchstick the new Yoshi now?

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get on my level faggot

spend more time on playing vidya than shitposting

pic related

dubs don't lie

How old is this again?

Why does he list the price of each part? is he trying to sell them?

This is the same kind of retard as Mark. They see buying games as a status symbol more than anything. Gotta buy those games to show off how much gamer cred you have.

He is bragging.

Here is some OC from the szechuan sperg out. One user spent over 2 days and hundreds of posts across multiple threads talking about how he is right and that their should be a class action against McDonalds.

It's like these people have never had sauce and think it's some sort of Lebanese delicacy, fucking Christ, mate.

They could go to a store or some chink restaurant and get fucking szechuan sauce if they really wanted it. I can't tell if the show is a gift or a mistake, it brought so many retards out of the woodwork.

Read that as "lesbian delicacy" and wondered what that would taste like.

is the average viewer of that show 12? How the fuck do they not remember what szechuan sauce tastes like?

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This is why you never give in. Better get called mean words than ruin your own medium.

Period blood.

Was (((Steven Spielberg))) on our side all along?

Isn't there an undelete reddit thing that allows us to see what was purged?

I mean, I would fuck the everliving crap out of Minerva Mink so i'm grateful to our greatest ally for that.

Writing a flawed female character is hardly impossible, at least depending on the setting.
It's just that their flaws tend to illicit a reaction like what you've described. Like, let's just take something really basic, female vanity.
That's a pretty easy thing to spin, and you wouldn't even need to show it overtly. You could just do things like

etc
It's only "impossible" to write flawed non-male, non-white, characters nowadays because of two reasons.
One, people don't like it when you have characters like that, who're multi faceted and not just 100% bitch or 100% angelic.
Two, because writing any good character, regardless of gender, ethnicity, and anything else you can think of, requires enough of an understanding of human behavior to not only come up with things like that, but to also write it in such a way that's believable.

This particular Reddit user is every generic "hyper intelligent internet user" stereotype imaginable. Commenting in /RickAndMorty, /telsamotors, /TheOrville, /spacex, /DaystromInstitute, /drama, /polotics, ext. In 10 days has made over 550+ comments. Almost all of them are telling people how to do something, telling them they are wrong, or screeching for proof. Still commenting about the sauce 10days later linking to a comment where he tells people they are butthurt archive.is/DOl68
archive.is/SBC0F
archive.is/OzsLw
archive.is/qIJjc
archive.is/3aIVe

christ this is some serious autism.

test

>>>/test/

I, for one, never had it before, because i don't give a fuck about Mulan (aside for the obvious reason) nor for trying new bullshit marketing gimmicks.

How can you ever be this upset about some cheap fastfood sauce with ties to a fucking cartoon.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A ** MORTY
I'M ** viii I UK I UK I IOC

well that was super annoying.

What's your vision, son? 2/20? I get nowhere near 20/20 but at a monitor viewing distance I could still see individual pixels on 1080p monitor even after applying AA generously.

I know Autism works fast but it's impossible for it to work this fast.

People are trying to force it

Crete isn't a country you burgertard

heh

No they are not, just go to Tumblr for five minutes.

I'm not going to click that video, but i'm pretty sure this is the same faggot who did the undertale and Five nights at freddy's twerking video. They're just trying to force this game to become the new undertale.

Probably as a means of shaming those who made fun of the poor gaming journalists and his lack of skills.

What? Nigger you are reaching.

Yes, but unlike with Undertale the cancer is mostly concentrated in Tumblr unless you faggots keep jinxing it.

I forgot about this part jesus, this makes the 9volt thing even better

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Who is this semen demon

3lamestudio just takes the newest popular shit and makes crap like this. Think of him as the animator version of those devs that make nothing but low effort bootleg mobile games filled with adware.

LUL

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I don't question my dick

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>>>/degenerate/

You should be questioning your life.

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you should, user
it gets confused very easily

Stop hiding it user. I too have succumbed to this sexy, yet simple designed dragoness. Face the fact that her hips are simply too THICCC and that her belly is so soft.

Is this someone's fetish? I don't get it.

Leave me alone, I just wanted to fug that gook with my penny

I'd like to give that faggot the benefit of the doubt and just say it's a wip from some spergs SFM movie, but…

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Don't let those fascists tell you nuthin

you get the name 梨嘉 from searching for the file name

I'm confused. How does he have 93% game completion rate but only 64 of his 5565 games even played?

1. Reported.
2. Jews aren’t white and their ✡superheroes✡ aren’t, either.

It's jack and the bean stalk, and the joke is that the pony is called applejack. I'm not a horsefucker I swear

93% competition of games played.

Why college age adults think doing the Naruto run is cool? Look up Naruto college if you want to cringe.

get bullied, faggot

I said I wasn't a horsefucker no bully

yeah right, faggot

just end it

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It's okay I used to be one too.

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I can't unhear it in his voice.

I feel like a lot of armchair psychology could be done on this single image.

Fuuga is ‘come for the porn, stay because you forgot about the porn entirely and just want to read the story because you like the characters’. Wish he’d do more.

That's what they all say. I bet you still wear your fursuit when you go to conventions

kek

Someone post kill all the gays

Just have no family, friends, national or tribal identity.

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big dream if true

An amazing singer if there ever was one.

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LUBBYCHUDDER

0/10

Just a legendary pokemon
Living in the pokemon world
She took the the name Reshiram

Just a pokephile
Played Pokemon all his life
He took an attraction to Reshiram

A dragon has turbo blaze
A human less than half as tall
With a scream they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

'puters, pixels
Although it's just imagery
But it is still very attractive
Fire, Dragon
The vast white attractiveness
Showing somewhere on the screen

Working hard to love his wife
Even though it isn't real
Love anything that suits his life
Just one more time

Some will like, some will hate
Some were born to cheer him on
Oh, Pokemon never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

'puters, pixels
Although it's just imagery
But it is still very attractive
Fire, Dragon
The vast white attractiveness
Showing somewhere on the screen

Don't stop loving
Hold onto Reshiram
Fire, Dragon

I think he's right

I don't even find any benefit by running like naruto. It just feels unnatural when you can't move your arms back and foward.

Do you think Grim gets embarrassed when you suck on his 2 foot horsedick?

Just wondering haha

That's some dedication to your waifu

Essential Justincore cummin thru

It's because we can't let McDonald's get off easy. Majority of the fault is them. Autists are autists but these guys literally packed in 20 packets for something highly advertised.

please just kill yourselves rick and morty fans nobody cares about you niggers

Why are you seriously responding to someone pretending?

His line was "The Spanish Sahara is gone."

No, just a vore fetish.

I have to ask, do these people get turned on by being digested? I thought it was simply being eaten alive, the digestion part is simply ignored for the sake of jacking off.

I suppose some do as you said and ignore the digestion part but others may find appeal in the thought of "becoming one" with someone else, though most of them probably underestimate the pain involved in being slowly dissolved in acid. Could also be a powerfantasy thing, who knows.

I always thought it was along the lines of being inside something like the womb again. I can't remember how I got to that logic though.

I thought he said Crimea.

I imagine its has to do with the stretching of flesh and being full, like actually being fucked. Can't understand the digestion part though, probably something as well about feeling full?

They are just mentally ill, you don't question it. You just lock them up.

It's much more fun trying to deduce why someone's into this shit. Like being a detective, only instead of solving murder mysteries, you're solving mysteries as to why someone jacks off to having bike pumps shoved up their ass.

He's getting lazy.

Hi Jim.

God getting this into the right file size was such a bitch.

I appreciate your efforts but I aint clicking that shit nigga.

Oh man, he is trying to get the OP audience now since they make fun of his videos?

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He could have just played the fucking game instead and beat it. It would have taken less effort.

He did 4 videos like this.

How did this shit even get so popular?

They same way dark souls did.

this

A person's taste varies from person to person. I don't really go for fatalities or digestion or that sort of thing but I do have a fetish for temporary bodily deformation. It crosses paths with vore occasionally.

So, like amputee porn where she grows back her limbs or something? maybe you like the idea of someone being put in a position of weakness without it being permanent

Does that include inflation

now I want to see smug wonderloli's face on one of them haha

Isn’t this the guy who wrote an entire song about Sephiroth Vore?

Shit all I do is play video games and I make pretty good money but I'm not retarded enough to spend that fucking much on games I'll never be able to play.

yes

Think more along the lines of slimegirls except more viscious. Claygirls is a good way of putting it. Biggest turn off is doing it without consent however. I want to reshape someone and for them to love every minute of it.

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Fair enough, I'm not judging anyway, I have some odd fetishes (by normal standards) myself, but they are vanilla compared to the horrors I see almost all the time on the internet.

Kill me pete

Don't forget this

That bird looks nothing like Moltress.

and Justin looks nothing like a human being

The lebos eat fucking earthworms.

JIM

This is just perfect

Maybe if you cook it with onions and spices you can make blood sausage.

LOL-worthy post right here, it's not even spoilered

No and you are faggot.

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No doubt this had to be made in the 80's.

The what now?

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The show's from 93 though.

Here's a magic trick I learned: czechoslovakia = czech o slovakia

Sounds like you need to understanding! You are *camper* who does not know *Pretty Space* like Orz.

user this is legitimately funny and doesn't belong in a lol thread.

Remove this man.

I actually laughed, what's this doing in a LOL thread?

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IA here, holy shit.

i know, i was just keeping with the cuphead "theme"

Woah are you really Jim?

In 1998 I was too busy eating Rodeo Burgers from BK to deal with shitty ching chong sauce.

Fuck you for reintroducing that abominable eyesore back into my memory.

BBC STRIKES AGAIN

Move aside plebs

Fuck.

This song might speak to you then

Painful to read.

How about a webm instead?

Go back to the dub

Nah

meme

European/White people are only 3/20 of the world population. They are technically a minority.

Bah, alright.

This is undoubtedly the most obscure fetish I have heard of.

(Looked at.)
Hitler is right.

Are fandoms officially dead when they get a twerk video?

Good.

Who removed the embed?

Probably because it was a direct link to that autists channel, have something similar.

a god.

You are not supposed to remove the cringe from a cringe thread.

Post a webm if you want it here so bad.

LOL

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What's a god to a non-believer?

All of the other who are believers.

god i wanna fuck that pupper she looks fuckable, too bad theres not much porn of him

get help

A hat.

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I have noticed that during the slower non-american hours this board is a lot less shit. The post quality doesn't go up that much but the posters are less obnoxious. Burgers are a blight to this website.

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haha cheers

Allah Akbar my friend.

I hope you realize that burger hours are also canadian hours.

I don't know much about Canadians other than having a gay president.

They're not as obnoxious as burgers but the post quality sure is fucking lower.

Argentina no es blanca

no u

Leafs get the hell of my board.

A shit government will influence people into shitposting harder and faster than they do with a mediocre or average government.

Remember, the only way to be right is if you dress up in drag.

At least get proper translations for that gif, holy shit.

People make fun of Trump for being stupid but Trudeau is on another level.

Are you retarded?

It's from /int/, what did you expect?

Are you retarded?

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No I get it, both of you actually can't read a chart…you shouldn't skip math hour at school

It has fallen to 9% iirc

>they expect one of us in the unisex genderneutral bathrooms

Shit I've inverted the answer for the posts

Is Dobson gay?

The only people playing their video game consoles on their livingroom TV at monitor viewing distances are fucking 8 years old, son.

Jewgle says its 11%. The fact that matter is Africa has exponentially increased and designated are still going at it whiles Europe is declining + importing noggens.

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Falklands are an strategic point if the panama canal is closed.

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Wait, so is this CG or a real girl under a ton of filters?

When compared to the whole it is. Every race is a minority in the world, because it's a minority in relation to the rest of the world, which is exactly what that chart represents.
If you want to say "niggers are a majority in Africa" or something, you'd be right, but only in that specific case.

twitter.com/aliga_aileduo
She's a qt Chinese cosplayer.

Quads for this shit.
QUADS.
FUCK EVERYTHING.

It's usually either omitted entirely, seriously downplayed, or uses fetish magic to make the digestion process actually feel good - like pure concentrated orgasm juice.

Only a very acknowledge and depict digestion in any sort of realistic manner, and yeah - they're usually for power fantasies or cross-overs with the guro/hardvore crowd. It's not very popular though.

I happen to be an expert on this subject.

It's just makeup combined with low quality camera, video compression artifacts/errors due to streaming, and layers of makeup.

Welcome to the LOL thread

None of your games are Full HD even, at best it's 900p upscaled, sometimes even less because black bars are not rendered. And there you are, telling anyone about resolution. Go fuck yourself sideways with a rake.

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I never noticed it before, holy shit that gif is retarded and the user who made it is a nofuns faggot

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hehehehehehehehe

At least you tried.

My condolences. sonypony

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TRIGGERED

Unmistakable.

He is a news reporter not an expert on assault rifles.

I don't think you need to be an expert to be able to tell iconic weapon of your country from the iconic weapon of your enemy country.

Exactly, It's his job to research or get someone to research the shit he spouts before going on air.

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You do realize the joke is that he going to kill himself right?

He's tell you to kys yourself, moron

I don't know how you could possibly misinterpret that comic, but you did.

lmoa

Initially and then he hands it to you so you can do it. Holy how stupid do you take me?
dont answer that

Last (you)

Someone did a test regarding the Naruto run vs not running like a faggot.
TL;DR - He concluded that nonathletic weeaboos run slightly faster doing the Naruto run, but everyone else should just run normally.

I think this is flawed though. How can anyone run faster like that?

Oh wow, a real life autist! The one that cannot grasp basic concepts of social interactions and associated generic, default implications. And not only that, he would argue that his ideas born out of ignorance are correct and are the true state of things. How fascinating!

Well technically, not flailing your torso and hands around like a monkey could save you upwards of 25% of energy, but you'll have to un-learn balancing via swinging your arms, and then learn balancing via feet positioning.

Not to mention that keeping your head down and arms parallel to the ground instead of the straight up back and forth reduces wind resistance.

Fucking embarrassing.
Why would he need/care about trigger discipline if he gets a call to kill himself. Isn't trigger discipline so you don't fucking shoot by accident? The fact that "the call" is not for him but for the person viewing the image is another thing. You really ought to stop making stupid assumptions and then start playing smart ass.

I got better digits than you. Your argument is invalid.

He doesn't get money from the webm views dingus.Because the money actually goes to Hotwheels' underground coke smuggling ring

meant for

No shit he doesnt get money from it, I still dont want to cringe out of existance from watching fatfuck sterling cry about difficulty.

O-o-oh, ok.

Fuck you and fuck your power trips.

lol what a newfag, he hasn't seen nothing yet.

Have you ever ran or moved at all in your life?

Didn't he quit video game reviews after even his own fans called him out for this?

uneddit.com

Never go full retard m9.

Xir makes $153,936 per year. $3000 per 10 minute video each week.

Shiiet that's a lot of money for what equals to making a fool out of yourself

Are you actually that retarded? Go run like Naruto some more. I'm sure you'll save tons of energy

Why are you telling me this? I already knew he was overpaid but that's not what I asked about.

That fag will suffer through any fucking shit whatsoever to keep making his bank for literally 30 minutes of work once a week on friday night.
If you think xee would give up the bankroll over a videos worth of mean comments then you may underestimate the motivation of easy money.

I really shout get obscenely fat, and spout shit about videogames I know nothing about.

Okay but that's still not the answer to the question I asked.

I'm pretty sure your question was if he quit reviewing. Well, I don't really know. I looked up his motivation not to and (if I actually had money) I would bet he wouldn't give up that paycheck over 1 video.
But that's just my speculation.

How difficult would it be to do 2D in 3D edits like this, or do you need to draw the pic with that in mind first?

No you can't. We evolved to run the way we run precisely because it's more energy efficient than the sperg run. Natural selection ensured that, because the creature that wastes 25% of it's energy when running from predators is the creature that's going to tire out 25% faster and get fucking ate. If sperg running were more energy efficent, we'd have evolved to naturally sperg run by instinct.

jeb.biologists.org/content/217/14/2431.1

You actually conserve about 3% more energy by swinging your arms to act as a counterbalance to your leg movement, as you would with your arms stretched behind your back and having to compensate with other muscle groups.

My question was did he quit reviewing video games because his fans called him out on that. If you didn't know the answer to that then you should've have answered to begin with, you special needs child.

Yeah OK Mr. Internet Police.

ARs and AKs look nothing alike though.

You can't sidestep thermodynamics you dumbfuck. If you're gonna do work, i.e. apply force to a moving object and/or generate heat if it doesn't move fast enough, you gonna use up energy. If you're not doing that, you're not using it up. That's the core reason why riding a bike or even skates is less tiring than running, because you're not actuating your muscles as much. Of course none of that gonna do shit about anaerobic power expenditure, you only get as much as you stored in beforehand, but it will improve aerobic power because less of your shit is in need of strong power supply which is limited by your lung gas exchange rate capacity.

The evolution argument is straight up horseshit. Humans run much slower and are also much weaker than other animals, they are easy prey for any medium to large predator animal, we've been this way for million years before fire and any technology, and yet here we are. Evolition doesn't have intelligence, logic or reason. All it does is accumulates genetic mutations generated by specimen that lived long enough to procreate. And that means precisely that, it doesn't need to be perfect or even good at anything, it just has to fuck. Why do you think there are tons of features that make no sense whatsoever to have or not have? Especially at DNA level.

No you just photoshop it in and add appropriate shading effects to the 2d part.

user, it has black parts, a large clip, the shoulder thing that goes up and a grenade launcher. It all looks the exact same.

Nigger, do you not know what momentum is? Your arms naturally swing like that as you walk, running that way is only a slight exaggeration of that natural motion. When you're naruto running your muscles are actively fighting against that natural motion which does require energy. Holy fuck do you think that just because your arms are locked backwards they aren't using any energy at all? It requires energy to just hold them like that while standing still. Do you really think that fighting against your body's natural momentum and gait doesn't use any energy just because your arms aren't moving? How fucking stupid are you?

If it were a lone human on the savannah, you'd have a point. Humans are group animals, however, and those that are slower and tire out more quickly will get eaten, while the other members of the tribe who could run more efficiently would get away.

And we're also hunters ourselves, and to the best of our reasoning, the method we used was endurance running to cause prey - even though it was faster and more agile than us - to overheat over a long chase and collapse. A population of humans that is more energy efficient is going to out-hunt and out-survive a tribe who's members wear out and let their prey catch their breath before they can catch up.

Who the fuck said it did? Mutation might be random, but natural selection is deterministic.

As I said earlier, you'd need to unlearn balancing with your arms, and that also includes unlearning balancing with your torso when you force your arms still. As exemplified by bipedal runner animals, mostly land birds, you don't need to actively move half your body to balance your legs, you just need proper leg motion technique. So it can be done, but not in a natural fashion, you'd need special training. The same way you couldn't powerslide a 4WD car without any training.

all long rifles look the same to the media.

The fitness landscape is still deterministic you mong, even if it's not static.

You seem to be unaware of "local maximum" meaning; it's a mathematical term referring to a point on a graph where tangent switches sign (graph makes a hill crest) but that point isn't the highest point on the whole plot, it's only highest in local space. When referred to outside of math, it means something that's optimally tuned for best performance in its scope, but on grand total it's sub-optimal and it's stuck at sub-optimal state because moving towards absolute best point would require regression, which usually wouldn't work. Statistically, evolution works by taking local maximums. Every change is small and random, and those that increase fitness value propagate better. When it finds local maximum, it will not move any further because that reduces fitness function and these changes will propagate worse.

They look the same to me

I'm not even surprised,

Then why don't any long distance runners run like naruto? If it really is the secret to running even longer distances with less energy why are the only people who do it weebs who have watched Naruto? How in the history of everyone who has ran no one has come across this cool new way of running which is totally more efficient except for fans of Naruto?

What are you even basing your assumptions on? Just your own hunch? If that's the case then there's just not enough evidence for you to convince me that Naruto running is the most efficient way to run

And exactly how does that make Natural Selection not deterministic?

Nobody is arguing that a highly specialized adaptation would be expected to de-evolve just so that it could then evolve into a more efficient structure. A dolphin's flipper is not ever going to turn into a hand, no matter how efficient a hand would be to some new hypothetical environment they'd find themselves in be.

That doesn't negate natural selection, it just negates the idea that there is some "apex adaptation" that all life is evolving towards as an optimal form. Maybe there are some phenotypes which would be more energy efficient by running with their arms pinned back… but it's not one that humans currently posses. As we are, right now, and in our current environment - running with your arms pinned back is less energy efficient than swinging your arms.

Wew lad.
Ballpark calculation of the amount of energy it would drain to flail your arms. During the run 50-60% of power is burned in legs, and another 20-40% in torso, remainder is arms. Clearly it's not zero, and if all it does is compensates for your shitty natural running balance then it could be shaved off by developing such running gait that requires little to no counterbalancing action.

My argument was that existing human running gait may not be optimal, which is evidenced by moving parts of the body that don't contribute to gaining/maintaining momentum.

Let me explain: vore is a rather broad term. The (((diversity))) comes from a number of variables. Just from the method of insertion you have
And much, much more. The other reason you see so much variety of focus is because vore houses the junction of a number of fetishes
And so much more. The people that focus on the digestion of themselves are usually in it for the snuff, "being part of somethiny bigger" what the fuck, and the fatfaggotry, and want to fucking kill themselves on some level of consciousness.

Vorefags should be gassed

Isn't that what you're doing already?

It looks so aesthetically pleasing.

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capitalism was a mistake

Well it was his gun, he thought the suicide was for him.

rare sentence identified

Allowing a few fat assholes to make a living off of nothing is a small price to pay to not starve to death in a gulag.

Just so long as you're not the one starving to death in a gutter because some jew banker decided to scam the housing market with your money.

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If you do this you deserve everything that happens to you.

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niggers tongue my anus

I'm just glad Moviebob is fucked with his patreon.

Yeah, but also world wide speaking there will never be a majority because there will never be a huge race to actually be one unless you count all asians as oneand even then it only reach 45% nation wide speaking its another argument all together and then you can talk about this race being a majority or minority in that nation
The chart is an ok one simply it doesn't bias too much for Holla Forums baits to work unless you are r/pol or halfchan Holla Forums

Because humans have evolved to chase a pray making it tired not because we needed to run faster or be stronger you dimwitted nigger. A normal man can walk without resting for 48h straight then he need at least to have normal body function restored pissing pooping eating

I bet you are a ducking furfag

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Post the edits, please.