♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Shingeki no Gimme Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Shingeki no Gimme Edition
RE5's stupid Ai just fucked me, I went through the whole stage and then this fucking idiot died
Fuck this buddy system bullshit
At least had a good sleep?
I JUST WANT TO BEAT THE GAME ONCE AND PLAY MERCENARIES FUCK
Kind of. Its never enough.
Not going to happen, Colbs, not going to happen.
I know that feel, oh well, at least I have vodka.
Is it medicinal.
Just casual melancholy, so drinking it away.
How about you?
Its too early for feels. Feels don't kick in after 9am. Time for morning coffe and breakfast and lamentations of the women.
I am also lurking
I just want to finish this so I can play Mercenaries :(
That's a plan, I've been drinking for a while but vodka takes it's time.
I slept on a Sat evening and just woke up
Living life on the edge
/resumes normal posting
I went to bed at like 3 AM and I couldn't sleep later than like 11 AM
Normally I'd sleep til like 2pm, my job fucks me up
Time for pillage.
it's over 6 minutes ago
Happy Normal Luka Day
Isn't that a bit barbaric?
hows progress on cute folder? ♥
I went to go visit Victor earlier this morning/afternoon
Do you remember Ruben? He got his own apartment by University Village so we kicked it at his pad and we were smoking and watching TV and stuff
Was a chill Sat
i like ur pics today
STOP STEALING ALL MY ATTENTION LUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Yeah I remember that guy
I'd go but I live in fucking Thousand Oaks and I have to work at 8 AM Monday
Thanks, I assume you don't have any of them already?
I'll steal anything I want to, Colbs.
You're not Luka
OR ARE YOU?!!?!???!??!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?
he's throwing a party on Friday lol
My sis's bday is on sat so shes gonna go too
Next Friday? I'll go to that, I get off work at 4:30
AM I WRONG???????????????????
i dont really save any of urs i guess... u_u
i just liek when u post them~
Just because it's your birthday you think you deserve something special
WOW my conspiracy theory is shattered
How much of a drive is it to Riverside?
At least 3 hours lol
If I leave on Friday and can stay til Sunday I'll leave on Sunday and be at work on time I guess
Use ur words
But I'm bad with words, you might not mis-understand them.
At least 3 hours
I was so young in that pic
I LIVE IN THOUSAND OAKS DUDE, THIS IS WITH NORMAL TRAFFIC
MAYBE A COUPLE HOURS AND LIKE 30 MIN
Once I start alcohol there is no way back.
GATHERING THE MATERIALS. i FINISH WORK TOMORROW AND HAVE TUESDAY TO MYSELF. mIGHT GET ONTOP OF IT THEN. bEGIN WELL.
it was my bday....
scoots quality is good~
I am not even European
That hurts my feelings even more, Colbs.
Respice post te. Hominem te memento
I am the irreversible.
Why am I watching It again? Oh wait, Tim Curry. Nevermind
THERE'S SOMETHING TURRIBLY WRONG HERE IN DURRY
i dont feel good
Time for work. Later.
Let me guide you
Have a good one Scoots.
I feel like that pic is really fucking lewd but I cant explain why
How are you?
5 minutes into work2die
wishing for the sweet embrace of death
💀 when i was 💀
A young boy
what does that even mean
Good, how's Clocky?
As in allow me, permit me to do an action
Show you how to do something, lead you in some way
Just tired but I don't want to sleep.
she gets raped
Sleep forever 💀
Sleep my child.
TIME FOR BED
NOW SLEEP FOREVER
It is also a Soraka quote.
Soraka is so fucking gross looking tbh
Ivern is way hotter
How do you pronounce Ivern?
What are you retarded or something?
Dutch is better
maybe I will in a few hours.
better than anything
Stop trying to get into Ikt's overstuffed pants
I just wanna eat some bitterballen and fuck Ikt
you will never hear Mercy say "Heroes never die" while cumming inside her
Don't lie, you want Ikt to fuck you
HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
I want to cuddle and watch a movie with you on my couch~
Oh god that sounds amazing
we'll have to have a sleepover one day~
Come to next AX!
I'm going to go have a nap.
Don't wake up :)
tfw I have to wait 3 weeks to get my TV and electronic drums back
I guess I'll get an Xbox 360 and Soul Calibur 5 delivered a week and a half prior...
New album hype.
I got these sweet pedals and pad for them when they get here too :3
I am :3
Oh neat, I can afford my own hotel this year
wow you rich bastard you're gonna buy a whole hotel wtf
Hotel room, jerk
I just have a stable job that pays well now jeez
Dude Colbs is gonna hook up with Nezi next AX?
Oh shit so lewd
I'll at least be hooking myself up with a comfy room to myself near the con
Where you at Soto, on the floor on some nigga's 5-person room? Lol
fuck yeah lmao
Maybe if I'm feeling nice I'll let you host a party at my place ;)
BIG BALLER OVER HERE
Where you crashing at?
DONT STEAL MY FUCKING IMAGES
oh, that sounds nice ^^
I don't really plan to hook up with anyone, I'm really shy irl
hugs are fine though
Nigga it's not even 2017 yet, I dunno
I'm just saying I'll be able to afford shit next year
I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
Nah jk you'll hate me and it'll be super awkward and you'll go find somewhere else to stay after an hour
I like you though so I'll try to entertain you for a bit longer than that :u
certainly many people to meet though hopefully
You like me NOW
Wait until you meet me irl, I'm pretty different honestly
you're not gonna bully me are you? .-.
Also is colbert gonna fuck nezi
Nah, I'm not a bully. Just MUCH more annoying.
Sometimes I hate waking up.
I was so away that I went to the bathroom and started brushing my tooth instead of making bwakafeast like I realized when I had the tootbhrush in my mouth what I was doing
your single tooth needs care
Clearly it's bed time.
my tooth is fine I had both bwakafeast and toothbrush just in a weird order
why is this picture so arousing
Sorry, Loco, I don't see it.
As in, the arousal.
Must be the tails.
Guess you're a furry now.
Fuck me in ass 💀
You just don't turn me on. 😐
this explains why i used to change the settings so it plays as tails in sonic 2 then get a huge erection
Imean even a toad fetish is kind of hard to imagine
yoshi foot fetish
it's like he's wearing a huge diaper
ook so maybe if there was like a hole at the top you could insert cream into and you pushed down on the mushroom head and it would slide up and down over toads head and cover toads head in slippery stuff but it sounds like quite a stretch
you mean like a cock?
I'm sure some sick son of a bitch just wants to shove Toad up his ass.
I was thinking sortof like those things you rub on pool cues to make them blue
You mean on the tip of the cue?
that's called Cue Chalk.
And it isn't necessarily blue.
Ihave no idea what it is for butyes that thing
It's to prevent miscue.
I think that's a kitten, but since there's no trip, I don't know.
I'm not at the house and I don't have my trips
Choi, Iori, and Kyouko are the only folders on this computer
I mish my ichigo folders ;~;
Well good. That means your eyes work.
But they don't.
this thread is incredibly lame right now
>>>>>>>>>it ever isn't
It's not when the shitters are getting bullied
But everyone who posts is a shitter.
everyone I hate*, then
I was tempted to give a sarcastic quip to the effect of "You're really narrowing it down here."
not sticking it in her boipussi while you play with her girlcawk
Because I figured you could take it, and it was a perfect set up.
But then I wasn't sure if that was too mean or not.
Waking up not drunk is such a bliss
Waking up at all is the exact opposite of bliss.
nothing is too mean for me
ever being not drunk is the worst
waking up for me got way better with having a ritual.
what do you always do?
That isn't what you were saying last night.
When I wake up properly, I usually get up instantly, and choose my clothes, put coffee on, then shower.
Because a fresh cup of coffee after showering is bliss.
When you had the fuzzy handcuffs, and after all the paddles and whips.
I think there was a knife at one point too?
rin stop this is making me hard
I guess that works, sounds stressful to me.
I always first keep laying for half an hour, maybe do some things there and then finally get up to get coffee, and then hygeine.
Wish we could set up the pool table.
Oh, shit, I think I forgot to let my cousin know that my dad said it's okay for them to take it if they want it.
I might have to spend a lot more time over there when/if they do.
I don't even remember everything that happened though.
I think cat ears were involved.
what is this reference
It was a pretty wild night.
I was pretty drunk.
Hi, Jean sounds like Hygiene.
drunk white women are also my fetish
I am not awake enough for this.
I think I forget who my name saint is.
Which means I also forget when my name day is.
Name day wasn't the term I wanted.
But close enough.
I think it was Augustine of Hippo.
I'm basically just a basic white bitch.
Beyond that, I'll probably go for a jog later.
what does that mean?
What does what mean?
what you said
oh yeah, fun fun.
I gotta study and visit gran gran for her birthday later, but hopefully play that nep nep afterwards.
but imma shower now, cya around
Well, basic doesn't actually mean anything.
At least, nothing I've found suggests a consensus on meaning.
I usually just interpret it as ordinary, or stock.
So basic white girl would just be a stock white girl.
The joke, really, is that regardless of how one understands the term "Basic bitch," I'm really not basic in any capacity.
Have a good day, love.
basic doesn't actually mean anything
In this context you slut.
have done pretty much nothing all day
Well shit now I feel like an ass.
needless to say
No phrase provokes as much irrational hatred in me as that one.
too big much too big
[obvious willy joke]
this was an hour ago
willy is the name of waldo in atleast norwegian tbh
as in where is willy
My best friend is planning to create a gaming channel.
where is willy
Ooh, that could be fun. Where's Wally, but with various orgies instead of markets/ circuses/ whatever.
10 new posts in the last hour
Squishy loli butts drive me nuts
it would just be "find the public masturbator"
bonus points for the girl nipslip and the old man in the trenchcoat flashing kids
Hai Amy! <3
Nice to see you, Welma. How's it going?
It would be a smash hit and you know it.
Hungover waiting to punch into work with a sore butt. So pretty good haha
How have you been?
with a sore butt
I'm doing pretty okay right now, I think.
I'd play find the Willy.
Oh yeah, very fun. He wants to chill again tonight too but Idunno if its for that or not yet. I hope so :3
I'm glad youre doing well~
Well look at you, getting all the action~
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I hope that you are doing well!! Have a great Week! ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I hope that you are doing well!! Have a great Week! ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)
Usa? More like southern Canada
I think I have a crush on you
Stop that !
I didn't even do anything!
Stalking us on our date...
Sounds like a fun date.
He bullies me for being bad at osu and I bully him for being bad at dota, it balances out
Where did you go?
But DotA is a shitty game.
I fell asleep
You cant just leave me after I didnt leave you
It breaks the rules
Everyone leaves as they hate you
It's better than the other games he plays...
Oh sorry, I take it back.
All games are equally awful, except osu!.
I like love live school idol fest better honestly, but it's a phone game with no multiplayer, I just play osu on occasion
How do you take back sleep?
I play that all the time
I like love live school idol fest
What's your friend code ?
They're the same game you butt, I did 2 50 love gem scouts and got like 5 SR's are you proud of me
Haitai butts drive me nuts
do not steal my meme
No because I don't have to waste time doing garbage shit like that.
stay salty nerd
Ill tell you as soon as it finished updating
I will hack ur computer and uninstall osu you f*cking nerd
oki 523623896 hmu
Come at me nerd, my ip is 192.168.0.14
Thats two numbers longer than the usual phone number tho babe
Emo sluts make me cut
is it different on iphone ?
Why are you posting in thread while cybering with Subtle to Dan Dan?
I would think not? I dont have one
It was for the best
It says that number doesnt exist for me
It wasnt even that bad!
I havent hit you yet
o-opps I messed it up. Gomenasai I'll add you now
Whats your name?
Shit hour it seems
waka baka flame
Subtle said she likes watching me pet others
did oss just die?
Youre bullying me by not sending a request immediately
No crying allowed here
I DID SEND ONE MY NAME IS WAKA BAKA AND THE DESCRIPTION IS SQUISHY LOLI BUTTS
You said you use an iphone?
I guess that is allowed though
Dogs shouldn't be petting humans.
Nani !? Only subtle calls me his dog !
You're probably less than a dog to be honest.
Where is this coming from !?
The same trashcan you came from, probably.
Expected, from someone like you~
You dont even get to see my URs
Hey, this one is different, it has an h at the end
Those arent allowed
I did nothing to deserve this bullying from you
I bet you dont even have any!
n-no but I have a lot of SR's...
Not even event ones?
WA A A A A A AH
You don't really deserve anything tbh.
There isnt even a reason to!
Do anything note worthy?
feelan sick, sore throat, cold stuff
vitamin c is good for colds right?
make a cup of green tea
put a whole lime in it
make a bowl of chicken soup
put a garlic in it
I'm gonna be not-sick in no time
You punched me in the face.
Mmn, not really.
I choked a play in osu! ^^;
Yeah, I wanted to cry.
n-no.. the events give out SR I thought, I got a kotori and Eli from events
Well, I definitely didnt do that.
Theres no footage to prove it either.
Sun is also nice
The sun is hiding and I say good riddance
ayy, me too.
Had a good weekend, anyways?
Subtle keeps texting me like "I wish desu would leave me alone"
there's no proof
That's what a guilty person would say.
That's a bummer.
I wish it could have been longer, but yeah it was pretty good.
Subtle keeps telling me how he loves me and never wants to let me go
Snowman, Kotori Style :3c
Well, alright then
Im only guilty of loving you
He is lying.
Violence is Never the Answer
Violence is the answer
I am running out of things to distract myself from more sleep.
u 2 bb
Will you....be violent?
Wow, way to sully the integrity
anyone lurking that i might actually want to talk to
well, you about the only person i was considering who is posting right now, to be honest
that actually has to involve you know, responding
3D women are disgusting
you know what isnt disgusting though? delicious english sunday roast
Isn't it like super early there though, you should still be sleeping!
yer a sunday roast
yer a toilet
yer a girl
Yeah sick of your shit
qt you will do just fine as a conversation buddy, my friend i am having lamb in the slow cooker with some potatoes and stuff
Real women are 3d....
there better fucking be mint involved in that
shut up bloodchan
eat my ass
Is it Ashes time yet
it was the name of a song though
you think americans know how to use mint? please next you will be telling me to have a cup of tea in it, the mint doesn't sound like it would go great with the garlic sauce i will be dipping it in
also wanted to drop this for Alchemist, just came out a week ago and im sure he hasn't seen it yet with less than a thousand views
sorry, to busy pushing committing jihad
how are you bb girl
Well do you want to guess again at who this is?
oh you're lurking while you game thats cool
im just trying to relax and get food done before work, i need to get some calories on me for lots of exercise and biking afterwards
i am going to urinate on an unused toilet paper roll and throw it on you.
every anonymous is bloodchan
it doesn't matter who you are
I want to play NFSU2 for the first time again.
Will you fuck me like bloodchan then??
Now Get Out
thanks again fam
I want to play smw2 for the first time again
sounds like fun, what do you do?
same but with Bioshock original, Oblivion and Star Ocean:Till the end of time
yer a bitch ass nigga
But Osu doesn't have Riders On The Storm.
Well it probably does
That's not what you said when my dick was in your eye socket last night
That never happened
usually like three or four laps around an area near my house, actually i have to go get the bike set up and ready right now, im taking it with so i can go right after
maybe 15 miles total
just 1 real bug report
Ur a bug 🐜
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