Dead Or Alive

Ava Addams… for those who want to know

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Took me half a minute
ebay.com/itm/MSRNY-PS4-DEAD-OR-ALIVE-Xtreme-3-Fortune-Collectors-Limited-Edi-English-Chinese-/121946143559?hash=item1c648e7b47:g:IzAAAOSw2GlXD7vM

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Nope, Ava Addams has much smaller, pancake tits and has moles all over her body and generally poor quality skin being over 40. That girl is youthful.

user they are amazing implants. the implication is that soon we will be able to turn our 3DPD into 2D IRL with the magic of science.

yes being poor and charismatic get you so far but once you hit 30 women slowly become obsessed with lusting for the size of your wallet.

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You have very clearly missed the point of the 2d 3d barrier.

the point of 2d 3d barrier is that nobody want you to post 3d lolita you fucking pedo :^)

SO YOU LIKE GOING ON THE INTERNET AND MAKING GUYS DICKS HARD

WHAT ARE YOU
SOME KIND OF HOMOSEXUAL?

You'd want the kind of woman who would modify her body to be perceived as a sex object?

Never forget:

Truly the Japanese have patrician taste.

Are retarded? Ava is huge and that chick's tits in the mp4 look fake as shit. It would make sense if it were Ava.

The only man on the island is a nigger.

Truly the Japanese have cuck taste.

There is.
myfigurecollection.net/item/533884

Pretty disappointing.

Alive.

What massively plebian taste.

What's the point of a life-like texture mousepad if they're too small for paizuri?

No you.

Zack isn't on the island in DoA Extreme 3, actually. You, the player, are running the island instead. And the other girls don't spend their free time hanging out with him, unlike Tina "race traitor" Armstrong.

Breasts enhance a womans aesthetics. If they define them instead, her aesthetics are subpar.

Choosing the youngest and most fertile females is a proof of a healthy mind and body, user. Perhaps you need to work out all that estrogen laden fat in your body and get some testosterone flowing, before you expose any more of your shit taste.

That's amazing. Well done Japan.

It's like their allergic to good taste

Let's not pretend DoA "ages" mean anything. Kasumi was [Age of Consent] for the first 4 goddamn games. Marie Rose is really 13 and schoolgirl uniforms and womanlet body aside, Honkers looks physically the same age as everyone else.

Where does this idea come from? I've seen some ugly and mean ass motherfuckers marry cute and sweet women. Hell, my grandfather is 72 years old and he has 3 girlfriends that are half of his age.
All it takes is effort.

Hey most of them besides Tina are nice, also Helena is the coal burner now.

Those two characters are objectively trash, though. Rachel is a disgusting Christmas Cake, and Christie only appeals to faggots who enjoy the worst fetish, femdom.

As you can see from the poll Helen barely edged into the game due purely to her association with best girl, Marie.

congratulations, you know what tits feel like.

Marie is swedish.

I'm basing my picks purely on (very) superficial looks. The characters are all, visually, pretty much interchangeable, outside their outfit, hair and cup-size.
Rachel has enormous breasts and wears tight leather which is fucking hot.
Christie has short platinum hair (pic related) and wears body suits.
Play-style wise I prefer Kasumi or Hitomi.

Best girl, the others just can't compete.

wrong

Shameiraymoo?

But they took off her best feature in DoAX3 user.

Look I'm really sorry that you lack the visual intelligence to pick up on the different facial structures present in the DoA girls, but that in no way justifies your shit taste. The pic you posted is fucking hideous and confirms that only those with brain damage actually like girls with short hair.

6th place is five spots away from best, user, if you have trouble counting.

spoiler that shit.

nice taste user

been a while since I properly appreciated DoA

doahdm.tumblr.com/

at least the one good thing about honkers is the amount of titfuck porn she inspires

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You're an absolute faggot if you think that because it's easier for some men that it's pointless for you. It's not hard to get girls to fuck you in CY+1, they have virtually no standards and will put out for all but the most pathetic of men. We're living in a society of whores who don't ask to be paid and you think it's hard to get pussy? What a joke.

That's because I'm not a fucking chad, you're the fucking faggot who thinks it's that easy.

Itagaki was right when he said that the idea of a poll was retarded and TN should have just included them all.

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>Tfw we might MIGHT finally get complete edition

>expect nice porn art of the game

I like how she slaps her titties around while trying to compare them to the mousepad.
I don't like her nose. Her nose looks stupid. It's like there's a deadzone in her face where no muscles move radiating outwards from her nose. Fuck her nose.

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I hope they fix it

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Soon what? Women blowing money on putting balloons INTO their balloons? This isn't new.

Tengu women are a treasure.

she used to have a large rack then she got a reduction or something and they became smaller and flatter. Pregnancy maybe.

it's not about being a chad you retard, just show some confidence, women will find it attractive.
my fathers advice for picking up chicks was literally "just grab em' by the pussy son"
is spot on

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I am disgusted

fucking plebs
at least marie and honkers are where they deserve to be

that's what women primarily are at a primal level, they are and object to impregnate.

purpose for life then?

Hi Eric!

to find a cute girl who would cosplay as Nyotengu for you?

Even the 3D porn he posted would be better than that fate.

The only gachashit I'm interested in, because it actually looks and plays like a videogame.

Thats not my video, what the fuck?

She's japanese, that's what the japanese are like.

Checked

that is not a fluffy pokemon!

Sad.

Elaborate.

Hows it like living in a fairy tale, faggot?

Song pls

He's not wrong, confidence is attractive, but people always forget that you need to have something to be confident about in the first place. Sure, you could 'act' like some chad, but not everyone wants to do that or is even able to keep an act like that up and it doesn't seem like something you'd want to do if you want anything more than a quick fuck.
I've come to the conclusion that you simply need to get your fucked up life in order before you should think about a relationship in any serious manner. Or just get a hooker to get the pussy thirst over with.
tl;dr Sort yourself out.

:^)

this one

Is this technically yuri?

You are a gigantic faggot.

>liking expired goods bads
What a fucking pleb.

Kill yourself, you retarded hipster.

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And now you've gone full retard with 3DPD logic.

That image split my sides
saved
and good post

does anyone play/mod doa or is all just lurkers hoping for porn?

I play it on the PC for the mods, despite all the problems the PC port has. Shame nobody really cares about the series where I'm from so I'm forced to play it against the AI all the time

at the least the mods make it worth it to me for costume destruction alone because i hate the cocktease of not showing any nipples
and i never play online anyway even when there was people to fight

Yeah a lot of the clothes destruction mods are top notch and lewd

gross niggermellons now i need eye bleach to remove the nappy head retina stain

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fucking brazillian bodybuilders i swear

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no she isnt