Bait Games

be honest user… have you ever been baited?

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yes

Nope.

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Yes, but not by clickbait MMO ads.

I've masturbated to 2B's joocy joocy ass so much, I eventually figured I might as well play the game now. So I just started it

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How does it feel to be cancer?

I guess I got baited by vindictus. I came for the combat, honest.

did they remove denuvo?

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I just want to know how to make it stop crashing every half hour. If you could actually save anywhere like LITERALLY EVERY GAME MADE IN THE LAST FUCKING DECADE, I wouldn’t mind so much. But none of the “fixes” actually stop the crashing.

Day one like a fuckin' goy. It single-handedly killed most of my interest for the genre.

Lollipop Chainsaw to a lesser degree since I got it dirt cheap. First and last time I fell for the Suda hype.
Don't know if SFIII 3rd Strike Online counts because I do like the game but it has a lot of changes unique to it that I found to be immediate turnoffs.
Most recent is Samurai Shodown V Special PS4 port. Good game but the netcode makes it virtually unplayable online and it has no other content besides arcade and a very barebones training.

PeeAssQuadruple
Banter away, I don't care.

mvc3 was probably the last straw for capcom with me. Me and my fighting games buddies got all excited for it and bought into the hype and within like a week we found every single match playing out the same and shelving the game out of boredom

Just once.

2Bs butt is the 8th wonder of the world. I want to impregnate her. Androids can get pregnant right?

is that a yes or a no?

Bait or bate? Bate yes. Bate all the time to my ingame waifus. About to bate to Hat Girl lewdz right now. BRB

What's the game?

Not since I was a horny virgin teen.

I don't know about the PC version

depends

A butt to surpass all other metal butts.

pic related

I had to look it up to check the release date out of curiosity, damn this piece of shit actually got PS4 and Xbone releases 5 years after it came out on PC?
I don't remember why I bought it and if I was clued in on the developer switch. I think I knew but was cautiously optimistic just hoping they'd do something decent with the IP. I never completed it but fuck me, I played a whole lot of it. It's trash. Don't touch it.

user, please. Also, why does it matter? Just pirate it.

Yes

Movie was so fucking dumb. Took a completely plot driven story and turned it into a character driven story. Then forgot to fucking develop any of the characters beyond 5mins of random dialogue.

You'd think for the 3rd movie in the franchise they wouldn't fuck it up so bad as to make the timeline for the second movie not make any sense. They're going to now have to do a Soldier prequel to fix that. Except they can't because "muh 10 year blackout" or whatever the fuck.

Is it baited if you were bored and wanted to see just how bad something could be?
Because I have downloaded F2P games just for that reason and had a bit of a laugh.

I don´t know about this aladdin thingy, but your first pic is just a blank white background. What the hell user? Are you drunk? Are you imagining some kind of games which have never existed, and should be never mentionend?

Every time Wallace opened his mouth he created plot holes or other openings for scrutiny

Those are the fuckin' Sistine Chapel compared to this. I mean, someone looked at this and OK'ed it.


It was a huge disappointment, the phantom pain still lingers but I admit I love the core gameplay and sunk hundreds of hours into it. It's fun to just horse around even if the game fingerwags you for resorting to lethal means.
Certainly one of the greatest "could-have-beens".

It makes sense if Wallace is also a replicant.

Oh god so true. Brags about building 9 offworld colonies, and illegally makes new Nexus 8+ (not even sure what version, but for sure worse than Tyrell's Nexus 6) replicants. Can't just build more replicant factories offworld… because reasons.

Knows dude is doing this, but doesn't send Blade Runners to kill all his replicants and shutdown his illegal on-world replicant factory.

JUST

They haven't even patched it for fixes since release, user.

The whole point of the Nexus 6 was that they were superior in every way to humans; thus Tyrell imbued innate limiting features including sterility and extremely reduced lifespan.

Roy Batty's entire story was focused around uncovering those innate limits, meeting his creator and asking for their removal, and ultimately learning that because Tyrell made them innate he could never truly be anything other than slave labor for the elite's like Tyrell. Hence killing God, accepting mortal man as being flawed but naturally superior, and saving Deckard's life out of genuine compassion.

However hard Roy Batty's off-world life was; once he saw how fragile and ephemeral humans truly were he felt sympathy and empathy; even for his would-be human assassin.

Well, technically the one on the left is 90% organic.
I was baited by a cover art of The Void, but I hear is a good game, still unable to go back and play it again.

looks better than Infinite though

but the nip needs to eat rice!

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mfw

There was some shit free to play mmo like two or three years ago that I started because it said you could take of your robot lady's shirt and see nips.
Then I found out you had to pay for that. Some bullshit

Yes by a firend.

we only played one match and me being naive, still gave the game a chance until i reached the 5 hour mark

i laughed my ass of when the geneticaly damaged autist turn out to be the messiah kid
poor K just wanted his vr waifu

K emulating a normal quiet life outside of work was interesting and enjoyable, the rest of the movie got way too grandiose and spoiled a lot of the things that the movie did right

Twice.

I expected it to basically be an in-depth version of 3D Movie Maker, when really it was just a movie-themed version of The Sims. Not bad, but not the game I wanted to play.

Went into it expecting it to basically be like Papers, Please but with drinks and waifus. Turns out it's a linear as fuck VN with cringe, forced halfchan memes and horrible dialogue, like I'm stuck in a chatroom where everyone are a bunch of dumbass teenagers doing their cringy stutter roleplay shit.

got any examples? I got some buddies who praise this game but I don't fucking get the appeal at all. Why make a cyberpunk game with no action whatsoever at that?

Because cyberpunk is the new steampunk and the faggots into that don't know how to make games

Yes.

Here's some of the more "subtle" injections of humor. 75% of the game is literally

Even the dev is a Venezuelan shitskin who jumps into Holla Forums and ends up being an obnoxious faggot, like 4AM-tier faggotry.

Yes, this game doesn't deserve being called RPG, and Holla Forums was drooling over it just because of monster hunter combat. Eventually i realized its just monster hunter without armor/weapon crafting and in the rest its just as bad as skyrim.

The Movies was still a pretty good Studio Sim/Manager kind of game. I liked a lot of the ideas they had going, but they needed to expand every single mechanic and concept they had in the game with about 50 times as much content and options.. But then the franchise fucking died with the studio and now we'll never get a decent sequel.

what an absolute fucking groaner

The Speebot devs been OK apparently.

Vallhalla feels like it so desperately wants to be liked by half/fullchan; the game is so full of pandering that it's literally dripping with desperation. The only people I've known who actually like Vallhalla are themselves painfully scared of not fitting in, and make sure to screen everything they say or do through a mental "Imageboard Culture" filter for fear that their actual personality might vaguely rub someone else the wrong way.

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I think the worst part about Valhalla is that it's so close to being the game I'd want to play, but then it fucked itself over from some of the shit I mentioned above.

I really like its atmosphere, and its OST is great. Which makes it all the more enraging that it fucked itself over by being a shitty VN full of memes and cringe. It's so close, but so far.

May as well be webm.

Replicants are not androids. It's been decades and people still seem confused about this.

I keep getting baited by crappy low budget nip games.

Tales of Vesperia for 360
then everybody got fucked over with PS3 release

don't regret it though. excellent game.

Val-hall-A is absolute trash
its a shame because it could've been a good single player story game with papes, please gameplay

Uni's butt!
Looks like we managed to find it.

Well it clearly bombed (2nd week end 150M box office worldwide when just prod cost was 150M), so there is that…

What's left to make remake of?

Yeah, I really could have done without hearing about some of the stuff added in the PS3 version. It made the 360 version feel incomplete.

Yes :^)

Krillin will be surprised when its revealed that Android 21 is sex changed Dr. Gero mind back-up.

ffs artists, sign your shit

source?

I relly sorry for asking such a stupid thing, but then why the book named "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"… I really want to know!

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But the combat in DD is actually fun.

still salty

thanks fam

Wasn't this exactly what it was supposed to be? It was Life is Strange with patapon levels of anthropomorphic characters. What the fuck were you expecting?

I expected a mystery, the game was advertised as a mysterious town that has a dark secret, but instead I got a worse life is strange.
Thank god I pirated it but I still wasted time into this game.

this drawing just raises so many questions

Splatoon, Sm4sh and Tomb Raider (not the last one).
Splatoon because I simply noticed I wasn't having any fun at all. Sure, the squid lolis are cute as a button, fanart is nice, but I didn't feel anything for the game. It feels like trying to revive Nickelodeon-flavored childhood, and never felt any incentive to go up in the ranks. It's simply not a game for me, I won't say it's terrible.

Sm4sh because there was no reason to buy it. It's a game to play with a group, and my house is tiny so no reason to invite friends over, we had a friend with a big house so we gathered to play and still do. But still, I got tired of the game, doing the same thing for hours. I don't know what it lacks that I'm still playing Touhou Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, Puzzle Fighter, Third Strike or Garou and haven't gotten bored, but not Sm4sh. Thank God they also got tired and we try different games, showed them Wild Guns HAD and they liked it.

Tomb Raider was dirt cheap and said what the hell, it might be a decent time waster. It's just padding and padding and padding, your guns feel like peashooters, and all the foraging, collecting and discovering doesn't feel like it has any weight or fun to it. It's like Avatar, a sleek nice-looking slice of white bread.

Don't use any fixes or mods. That's what breaks everything. Once I took those away, I only crashed once after 50 hours of playing so far.
BorderlessGaming to make it windowed fullscreen is all you need. The resolution works fine in windowed mode.

But then it will still have that lighting effect on that fucks over FPS hard, works if your computer can handle it I suppose.

Ah, I see. My framerate is a solid 60 with an RX480.

Certain models, yeah, can get pregnant.

Unfortunately, feminists and their cronies hunted down and destroyed all but the prototype model because robots that can give birth undermine the feminist platform and would give Mars a means of population growth independent of Earth's feminist government.

Hey guys, wanna play Ragnarok with action combat?

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Fuck man, i can not stress enough how fucking useful that program is. It's sad when a third party software is basically mandatory to be able to actually run ports.

It fixed my dual screen issue I had with Blu Reflection

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It's a fucking diablo clone with jumping, I still have no idea why it has such huge cult following.

That's a lot of boy milk.

That demo that came with Zone of the Enders was pretty rad, I can't wait to save the day as Solid Snake again!

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You've been posting this image so much that its borderline avatarfagging
at least its easy to recognize you as the cancer killing this board; you gonna say Nier Automata is promoting "style over substance"?

Dragon's Dogma
Anons are telling me its worth tanking through the boring shit, so maybe it isn't complete shit but goddamn the beginning of the game is so boring that I don't know if I can do it

Explain how japan designing their games to obviously cater to rule 34 is any different and less cancerous than when overwatch or league of legends does it
I bet you think senran kagura games are good too

I got tricked into getting Grey Goo to play with a friend who selectively loves RTS games with no discernible similarities or reasons he gets attached to the RTS games he likes.

I don't think I have to explain any more. Grey Goo is sweaty ass of a game.

Eh, i liked it. Main character is an ass, but the supporting cast is lovely.

Hello family.

fucking lazy gooks not even worth a pirate then

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I wonder if there are games who mention this place?

They can be equipped with artificial wombs.

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kys fag, I bet you complain about bikini armor too
This statement is stupid as fuck as well, kys

Patrician taste my friend. Second only to GITS in terms of cyberpunk media that came from the japs.

really? thats the worst you've got? get over it.

This wasn't worth the money, I was hoping it was more management sim (princess maker) that straight up VN with a camera mini-game added.

also got baited there, but dropped it like it was scalding shit


the what?

good bait, however none of the porn stuff comes even close to being as good as her in-game model
same could be said for nu-tomb raider too

literal click bait ad, didn't go further to find out what game was
but probably some MMO shit, and not even lewd related

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It'll be great. It's gonna be great. It's delayed by two weeks, I'll survive.

< Denuvo

not that one you faggot, nu-tomb raider vydia

This is why i signed up to be a weaboo.

Yes. I regret nothing.

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I was honestly sad to see this game shut down.

all I remember is the dullard bear and adhd fox being a gay couple while being straighter then most of Holla Forums.

How'd the invasion of China feel?

where's he hiding his penis?

in your ass

God damn that's a lot of cringe.

Explain, other than the obvious cringe of the dialogue.

I was sinking all my free time into waifu gatcha a while back. FKG would probably be okay to set and forget while doing other stuff, but you have to be a fucking NEET to to get more than table scraps out of the kamihime events.

Granted all they got out of me was 5 bucks on a black friday deal that gave you your pick of any character in the rarest tier. I might have cost them more than that in bandwith.

I got baited hard many years ago. NEVER AGAIN!

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The supporting cast is the saving grace of the story, but they're inconsistent with their interactions with mae and it just comes across entirely out of character.
The fucking fox does stupid shit when mae comes back and it's Mae's fault, yet when you force Bea to do stupid shit it's Bea's, and bea should be happy because you're there with her? It makes no fucking sense.

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Blade runner was only loosely based on that book. Replicants are analog biocomputers, just like humans; meaning they're practically just factory-made genetic clones of humans with some tweaks.

So yes, they are living creatures. Unlike digital computers that act as nothing more than a query of binary on/off switches, they can feel the same chemical responses humans do; love, anger, fear, ect.

They can't empathize though. They don't have a natural drive for the feeling of brotherhood, the Book androids also, although are biological and look human, don't have the same responses like shock as humans do. They need to process the thought of shock and then physically perform it, whereas the human is just shocked and it's a reflex

She looks pretty robotic in that gif. It's nice.

She's not fit in the slightest. That's the real problem.

does he count?

How can such an honest man bait you?

tru

Yes.

so you saying, we sub-consciously
and then forced-perform it, whereas androids has it's "reflex" softwared and could, if not hardcoded (forced) to perform, to decide if they want/need to act like a human would?

This game is one giant insult and I do not understand how in the hell can anybody like it for anything but a few cool designs.

I think most people here are defending this mediocre hack and slash game for it's waifubuilder aspect.

Thanks a lot. I’ll reinstall and try it out. I think someone mentioned that before. Will I still have to turn off half my CPU cores?

get a switch
don be a bitch ;)

Fuck off, nigger.

It's a pity the "game" was just a long sting of QTEs, it's the closest we'll ever come to a non-pozzed Exalted game.

got more?

I didn't mess with my CPU cores, so you shouldn't have to either.

Va11 Hall-A was made by some Holla Forums and /jp/ faggots back before GG.
Not at all surprised you fags hate stuff that originates to halfchan.

its origin doesn't change the fact those references are cringey as shit

Sorry, one last question. Do you have a legit copy or a pirated one? If pirated, was it the FitGirl release, or should it even matter?

whats the problem?


even with average sized tits, the new one still is hot as fuck who didn't close up on her hips moving

that's not true, that was the whole point of the movie
they start developing feeling and learning life, questioning its own and other existence,
and thus they rebel and can't be used as labor, that is why they have a 4 year switch to self destruct before they can awaken

the blade runner is that, one to kill replicants that awakened earlier and/or escaped

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how easy is to pirate it, honestly best bait around
fap/10 game

I'm using FitGirl with
"Nier.Automata-Day.One.Edition.v1787043.Crack.V3.by.BALDMAN"
crack.

Not really references because that's the same as all the shit that's posted here. Says a lot about imageboards.

They did that on purposes, but they didn't bring it home.

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2049 really nailed the setting of Blade Runner, and that's about it. It wasn't bad, just really tedious and unmemorable. I felt that the replicant revolutionary group was really fucking dumb because they were rallying around the idea that they are people because they can be born. The whole purpose of the first film was that they became human through life experiences. But hey, I guess they need an excuse to make another unwanted sequel.

wish he'd draw more of that orc boy

who in the fuck recommended that game?
It's pure fucking garbage, and isn't even a game

is the new one hot garbage? I'm afraid of watching it

Last time I got baited into buying a game the censored my waifu. Never again.

What whore did you buy?

I will never understand this. There is probably nothing to understand. It doesn't make any sense to begin with.

You literally couldve just used android 18 who Krillin knocks up and gets half android aryan babies.

it's apparently better than the original

There's 6 of these games, which one do I get?

No user, you get it absolutly right! The most beautiful thing about this film is that how the protag turn out to be more human than the messiah child who is worshipped by the resistance The girl is literally a failur to the resistance and to the "villain" thanks to her damaged genetics.
Both sides completely blind, delusional and fucked up, while the most human person is a grieving now-neet cop without his waifu.

play the original PM2 version, it doesnt have all the endings translated, but i doubt you will be playing that game that many times.
If you are craving for more, pirate or buy the rest of the Princess Maker IP games, i got to warn you, they changed the art, because reasons and no birthday suit

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impossibru, that has to be bait

What are you, gay?

What game are those models from? Recovering From Dental Surgery 2: Chipmunk Cheeks edition?

I see there is also a remake.
Any reason why I should get the original over that?

i cant remember what else they changed, make a PM2 thread and ask around

By sex? No. By claiming to be a successor to one of my favorite rts games of all time? Yes.

I think you accidentally asked for recommendations on plebbit.

Get with the times, grandpa. You're supposed to hate the PS4 now.

expected bad but it was horrible and the whole system heavily overrated.

Nah.

Pretty good filenames tbh.

Revolution 60. Brianna Wu made it.

Frankly, I don't care where shit originates from. I'd be okay with playing a Holla Forums game, so long as it doesn't try to be self-referential about it. And, you know, actually being a good game would do wonders too.

Too bad it blew its attempt at both of those things.

do you have a source on the third one? i cant find it

Thank.

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Check the watermark next time user, normally i don't spoon-fed people but this one is so good

Note: I didn't expected much from those games. I would be happy if Bioshock was just a generic shooter. It is just that it went bellow it.

So androids and replicants are just autists, nothing too strange about that.
CWC probably wouldn't pass the Voight-Kampff test

not counting it because they used shenron wishes to achieve that

For Bioshock, how so?

I hate how artists only upload certain shit to Twitter anymore. Yeah, use the one platform without a search engine. Great fucking idea.

Pixiv only has half of the art that this purple slut has gotten.

As an artist it's becoming harder to find a decent place to upload shit. Hentai foundry banned loli as did paheal, picarto, piczel, and pixiv forces censorship. Twitter seems to be the jp equivalent of tumblr in that it's at least some place to put stuff for a while before it gets nuked.

Nigger the only Shenron changed about 17 is taking the bomb out of her. She still had the ability to give birth to children as a full android.

I masturbate to the video games but thats cause I'm an epic dude. Hahaha. I love masturbating. But its cause Im lonely haha.

What about making your own board on here?

Danbooru.donmai.us

Speaking of bait…

I've resisted the pull of the franchise so far, bu my willpower wavers every time I see a thread.

You'd have to modify the site to do anything like that and it would attract all kinds of things you don't want here.

Please elaborate. The only thing that's truly unwelcome on this site is cheese pizza, so I don't see how this site can't serve (and doesn't already serve) as an art dump for some subset of artists that already have some affinity for image boards.

Your main issues
It's a great place for someone like Elzi who dumps his edits on 8ch/d/ ever since cuckchan /d/ banned edits and his audience already knows where to find him but unless anons plan to carter to only other anons exclusively (Which doesn't help the Japanese because the majority of this user base can't search their language let alone speak it.) it's not a good site at all.

Oh and as per why it would attract undesirables.

I somehow doubt this exists.

I just googled for fun and the pixiv subreddit has twice as many unique subscribers then the entire active ISP pool of this board.

I thought it was dating sim like Dokidoki Memorial or doukyusei but I was wrong. All I got was puzzle shit.

I'm pathetically easy to bait. Sometimes it works out though, bad game or not.


Bans artists on request, and censors loli/shota content, also dependent on people uploading to it. If you like an artist you probably need to find web scrapers for the places they upload to and do it yourself. Pixiv has PixivUtil, there's probably one for Twitter as well. wget can be used for artist websites depending.


This is news to me. What happened?

How is the first Gal Gun?

Probably just following the ridiculous porn censorship laws.

Double Peace improves on it in pretty much every way except the difficulty. It's pretty safe to ignore. Also Nip only.
I've probably just been desensitized to that by now.

don't some of them get touchy about people reposting their shit elsewhere? seen that request in their twitter bios
also, would it be inappropriate to make a thread about a game no one on Holla Forums has probably played just to collect pics and videos of her?

They are pretty autistic about that for some reason.

Do it for muh dick.

Also that game looks kinda interesting, but fuck paying 300 bucks for a sub-par VR unit.

2Bretty good user… I was waiting for someone to correct me, moar?

Dungeon Travelers 2

Best Vita game I've played. 2-2 not even announced for the west for some reason. Should have learned moon

Those would essentially be the thumbnails. You have to open the image to get the full image. Then again, you can just use this to get bigger versions.
waifu2x.booru.pics/

I fucking hope you didn't buy a censored game.

Yes

Although it may initially seem like bait, pic related is pretty powerful bait in itself. The vanilla experience is pretty shit but that doesn't really matter, since the only reason anyone gives a shit about it is the modding capability and the engine itself, which can result in shit like HL2DM being fairly disappointing when you realise you bought a dead game, which nicely translates into the mods as well, many which are just as dead. The only reason the circlejerk over the game still stays alive is because of gaming journalists praising it as if it were the second coming of Christ, since the game can be found in the first spot of every single top 10/top 100 list the cunts churn out.

Okay, but the problem with androids and artificial wombs is that they don't have any DNA to inject. So you're stuck with two possible outcomes:
1. Some random woman's DNA/egg is in the robot in order to facilitate pregnancy. So you could be fucking some android built to look like a high elf and some sand nigger child comes out 9 months later
2. There is no woman's DNA involved and so it's actually just a clone incubator.

Don't worry, user. He will think of other retarded bullshit to try to worm his way out of it so that he could ensure his fantasy doesn't get shit on. The most hilarious one I have heard so far is claiming that the issue will be solved by 3D printing yourself some organic material, which in theory could be done through total genome sequencing but will never be applied to that since at that point you're better off just making what you want instead of limiting yourself to using some autistic neckbeard's DNA.

She looks like top tier waifu material tbh.

Used from Amazon. It also helps that the game has a great soundtrack.

came across this on nip twitter
apparently some chinese app game or something

Now that's my kind of bait.

so the only alternative is to have a server in a third world country shithole that doesnt give a fuck about 2D?

You're a liar. There's plenty of dating sim stuff, as well.

Nothing against small breasts, but it is FUCKING BULLSHIT to change a character's most famous physical trait. Then again, Nu-Lara is so different, you could call her a different character altogether.

This thread really delivered my new fellow chienese comrade

They should at least be human-sized. Having double-Gs is ridiculous.

welcome to the new age were faggots cant make their own original progressive characters, so they just take old ones and rape them in the current year plus two

>>>/out/

Lara should look like this. Fight IRL faggot

sauce on that handsome guy? :3

Technically she's a cyborg, not an android.

This disappointment was still better than mos modern games.

it hurts

thats a man, user!

But to feel better about myself, how about this bad boy? Didn't get baited by it but I remember how Holla Forums's collective hivemind or shill group shat a brick when it came out and it was a terrible experience that lasted about a couple of hours.

Lara has to be jacked user. Except it into your heart, you know it to be true.

*accept

Let's not do this shit.

well, her most famous trait only had like 3 or 4 polygons, so in comparison they're much, much better now

t. closet homo

now that is some good kinda of bait indeed,
almost had the impulse of searching for that game as user, did
those skirt pulling mechanics are pretty good… but beware, bait game

Spoken like a noodle-armed manlet.

>/reddit/

remake is the first screenshot, second screenshot is the original.

remake just has bit better graphics, sounds, and normal western censorship

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what content?
MGSGZ had more content

It had tighter content sure, but more? No.

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I don't understand how someone could find this attractive.

Either you don't understand diablo, or dragon's dogma.

Do you have to try to be this much of a faggot or does it come natrually?

I actually liked K's character a lot, but I don't know if Ryan Gossling acting was robotic because he was playing an android or it was just that he can't act for shit And I think the movie did expand over some aspects of the world like a thing a good sequel should do . Things like replicants starting to blend into less mundane jobs (like Blade Runners), and being despised by humans which was more than justified while some replicants at the same time despise VR Waifus (seriously, that girl was fucking beautiful) were interesting concepts. I thought Harrison Ford was going to be "Auto Pilot" mode like in The Force Awakens, but his acting was fucking solid, I fucking hated the "muh resistance" scene, but I liked how the movie left that and Wallace's plot as "loose ends". I really want to believe that the intention was to say "this is a simple story that happened while an le epic war for humanity was unfolding, but that is not relevant for what's happening now", and wasn't left loose just to make a fucking sequel. It's already worth a watch just for the visuals alone.

Were her genetics really fucked up, or was that just a ruse to keep her locked up and in hiding? Kind of hard to determine who she is if she's so sealed up you can't get a DNA sample to test

the only GOOD content was the gameplay and missions plus the replay value you get by doing the same missions with some added challenge, but the faggots didnt implement that shit for ALL the missions, everything else was poorly made: maps, bases, MGSO3 and FOB shit

Nothing wrong with fit bitches. Shit any of these hos could play Nu Lara, anything is better than the negative tit size, unfit boy they picked to play her

Gee, it sounds like GZ had tighter content, and PP had more looser content.

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where did I do that exactly?

Mass Effect 2.

are we still talking about games?

You cheap slut.


Isn't new Lara just some dumb cunt?

It makes sense that she wouldn't be that fit in the first remake. Based on how the 2013 game ended, she should be back to being fit-Lara now.

I just looked at images from Rise of the Tomb Raider and it doesn't look like she's changed much since the first game. Then again, only a year has passed since the first game. I might still check them out and decide for myself.

she looks better than the ugly torpedo tits from the original games

Of course, she was like 230 polygon at the time. I still have a thing for aod lara, but the new model can be pleasing as well.

she was never "fit" as in steroid ridden as other user implied to…


that is the point I think to make her more relatable, she is still freaking hot but in proper proportions
dumb cunts can relate to being her, man can relate to fucking dumb cunts like her

Jesus Christ that No 9/4th pic.

When I was a fat fuck, I used to find muscle-girl disgusting. Soft weak people want soft weak women. Since I got /fit/ though, holy shit, they make my dick diamonds - because I understand the kind of dedication and discipline which is needed to sculpt and maintain those bodies, and that's some top tier mother of my children qualities.

Does that make them less cringey?

nigger

Of course, I always thought of her as just being very athletic and in that sense , fit.

I found it more "realistic" as far as the story is concerned that she wasn't that athletic in the first game (2013). She was just some archaeology student rather than a tomb raider. It makes sense that she wasn't at all prepared for what she encountered.


Fantastic.

Aren't there like 3 different TR timelines now? The original, legend, and the new one?

All of the old ones have a man face. I've never understood why people find her attractive.

found the youngfag

I will even say that the music was catch as fuck. 1000 words, What can I do for you, and LeBlanc's battle theme are fucking top notch.

Oh, yeah, I guess we all did at least once. Worse part is the only reason I've quit is lack of nonscrub arena partner and I still hope to find a comparable game in terms of pvp/arena eventually (and bought all the other big mmos to check before dropping them in less than a month).


Found the faggot aspiring to be a tranny

Does Everquest count?

Well you don't want movie lara, that's for sure

I think nuLara is very hot but i don't know why her face seems to vary a lot, like in some areas she looks young & hot and in others she seems a lot older, also i think in RoTTR she looks like a 40 year old woman sometimes and other times she looks just like young Lara again.

Tbh, you can't really call yourself a man til you've rubbed one out to ol' chisel-tits 1.

Overall man…FFX2 was a great game in that the gameplay is really inventive and fun with the dress spheres but god damn was it some cringe hot shit

Eeeeh no she doesn't, Lora Croft just needs to be Athletic with big tits, the girls you posted basically look like roid users and the tits they have are most likely fake. Just stick to what works don't try to remake the wheel here user.

Sure, for example I once bought an AMD FX-8320 because Logical Increments told me it was a good investment. I once bought a shite game called Empyrion because it seemed like it had all of the shit I wanted in a space exploration/building game, and it was garbo. I once clicked a thread where the OP posted "have you ever been baited?"

18 is actually a cyborg.

Not necessarily. I want to be soft and weak for a strong woman. I like role reversal.

She's not hot, she's pretty

whats he difference between hot and pretty?

Nigger, you have no idea.

Most of these were from bundles, but not all. I'll let you guess which ones.

nigga

ed is that you?

How young are you?

fucking saved
who did that? haven't seen that one before.

hot is the kind of girl you want to have sex with and pretty is the kind of girl you want to have sex with, marry and have kids.

It is bait, everyone is saying that the new movie is boring and shit. Even Half in the Bag and Critikal called it awful.

I'm not sure if you're trying to bait or not, but those games were all great. The fuck is wrong with you, mate? Was it not brown and bloom call of duty enough for you or something?

Might I ask why you didn't like Recettear? I've heard recommendations before, but I'm on the fence on whether it's worth my time.
although I'm not sure how much your opinion is worth considering you have Spacechem as buyer's remorse

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Won't say it's better but for an absolutely unnecessary sequel, it's actually good and faithful to the original. DIrected by Dennis Villeneuve, who made Prisoners and Sicario. Not bad, the visuals and atmosphere alone are worth it, the plot is ok. It also helps if you see it as a sequel to Drive, Gosling basically acts the same way.