What's the fastest you put down a game?

I know it's my fault for even touching this shit in the first place so bully to your hearts content.

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Probably SM64 for the DS.

What I expected was a comfy port with better graphics. What I got was some bullshit that changed the controls, making it so that instead of instantly facing the direction you pushed, you fucking walk forward while rotating. I died at least 6 times getting red coins in Bowser 1, said fuck it, and shelved it permanently.

Did you buy it or did you pirate it user?

Every single ass creed had that disclaimer. How’d you not notice that on the pirate one?

Did it really say it about the gender shit on the pirate one? I usually block shit out untill I start playing the game.

Within the first 30 seconds of the opening battle
Withing the first 2 minutes of starting a random map

Remember when BRINK suddenly went Free-to-Play?
I was one of the suckers who tried it, and holy fucking shit i dropped that game as fast as i could.
>I have to fucking emphasize this the guns are dogshit
I dropped that fucking turd in 15 minutes

Most recent memory is probably Event[0]. It doesn't constrain the mouse in the game window so I was constantly getting kicked to the desktop every few seconds when the cursor strayed to my other monitor. Probably wouldn't have been difficult to fix with an external tool but the little I saw of the game didn't seem deeper than one of those Cleverbot gimmicks, so I didn't bother.

>play dragon fin soup in PS4

I have a physical copy of it. To be fair, it's probably one of the only purchases I truly regret (the other being MN9)

Funnily enough it becomes a lot more playable when you switch the controls to left handed. The controls are still mud but a lot easier to handle.

~15 fps on lowest settings

Is it fun doing stuff while intentionally crippling yourself?

Fallout 3
Never touched it again.

That's been on every ass creed game since 2 so why didn't you put Black Flag down when it popped up.

The original disclaimer didn't have the gender identity bit. The prevailing idea behind the original disclaimer was a shield from Muslims complaining about racism in AC1. It wasn't seen as a diversity statement until the new part was added.

I'm not defending FO3 but it's not the game's fault that you're retarded. People like you are the reason why quest waypoints are so prevalent in modern vidya.

holy shit, now i see why the vidya industry has gone to ass

Pretty sure you can massacre like a half of NV and pick whatever faction you like with no problem. Game advertised freedom but punishes you for it.

Fuck being a poorfag tbh.

Not knowing what you're supposed to do after you've killed all the people with that information isn't a punishment, it's just the natural consequence of being a fucking nigger. This is like killing House and then complaining that the game is punishing you by not letting you side with House.

Post your speccy user so we can laugh at you troubleshoot any game problems you have and find a good upgrade path for a poorfag such as yourself

Pretty sure that was the fastest. The most recent "no, fuck this shit, I'm out" game was Ace Combat: Assault Horizon. Two hours in and I couldn't take any more of it. Returned it the next day. Very glad AC7 is coming soon.

What a challenging game.

I've known about it for years but never used before. I want to be sure it's not a botnet or something. Sorry for being a dumb, but I'm just paranoid and want to be 100%.

I think FO3 is shit but you come off as a normalfag asshole with the attention span of a nigger.

Freedom to do whatever you want means freedom to make mistakes too you stupid fucking nigger. If you do something stupid of course it will have stupid results.

I didn't stop playing until after exploring the first world for a bit, but that shitty movement was the deciding factor. Good thing I pirated it

Hardcore exist. But game is still shit.

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Then just post the basic specs from I'm guessing whatever windows version you're using. CPU, RAM, the graphics card if you have it.

It's a prebuilt HP desktop from 2007. CPU is an AMD Sempron 145, integrated graphics, 2GB of RAM.
Please don't bully too hard.

When I see a control scheme like this I drop it instantly.

Pirated DA:I so I could play it for myself in order to better argue with my roommate about how shit it was but after 10 minutes I couldn't stomach the atrocious MMO gameplay and Bioware writing. I think the thing that did it was when you fight some green monster dudes that were coming out of portals with some other guys helping you, and immediately after the battle one turns around and sees your green glowing hand and somehow instantly figures out that you are the chosen one who can stop the portals by putting your hand in them just because it's green in a setting where magic is commonplace. Even he was a mage too. They somehow managed to make a story thats worse than their usual ones because they skipped setting it up with an actual shitty generic prophesy and just declared that you must be the chosen one because green.

Killing Floor 2 as soon as I heard how the guns sounded. Never again.

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I hope you didn't even touch terrorist hunt in that game. It's so goddamn bad they randomly spawn terrorists around the map during gameplay so the room you just cleared could have like five terrorists in it when you go back through.

Halo 2 for PC.


Some other notable entries:

Build a new computer. Low-mid tier.
I can't imagine having 2gb ram today, everything slows to a crawl if you're not running linux.

If you got MN9 from kickstarter, it wasn't a purchases, for kickstarter isn't a store.
Also, yes, i will mock you endlessly if you bought that crap from a store.

There are no games with true freedom user. Not even tabletop games let you have it.

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If I had ABSOLUTE FREEDOM BRO like they advertised then my situation wouldn't have been a dead end. Hell my current playthrough of Fallout 2 had me massacre Modoc, Vault City, Gecko, Vault 15 and Redding simply because my character crossed paths with someone who offered fighting words, and guess what? My game is still progressing just fine because the greater main quest I am on isn't effected by the happenstance condition of one section of the map. All of the media before I bought FO3 showed I could set a fucking nuke off in megaton, so what was the difference if I shot them all instead? Oh the game instantly came to a fucking dead end because it relies so heavily on compass points rather than exposition, as you correctly point out, and as another user said, tells you that you have freedom then restricts you when you go outside the creators ideal playthrough. I did nothing wrong besides taking bethesturd at face value.

It wasn't a dead end. You could have kept going on the main story if you had explored the DC ruins. The story has many points at which you can pick up the trail again. Fallout 3 is shit but you're also retarded.

It wasn't a dead end you fucking mong. If you searched the irish asshole's tavern and hacked his computer you'd find where to go next. If you wandered over to the DC ruins you'd get the next plot hook. If you wandered over to Rivet City you could also pick up the plot there. Instead, you didn't even pick through the dead people's houses after you shot them before they could say so much as a single word.

How about no you fucking mong?

Whoa hivemind

So then maybe don't kill your only lead? Or maybe as the other user said spend the time to actually look through the town you just slaughtered?
O I am laughin'

I think you're a woman.

Only way to kill Madame Junkie is to give her an overdose in order to find SHAUN.

Good to know you can actually do it, I'll never play through it anyway with that Creation Club shit they've added, but if I did I would do that.

I had no clue walking into the town that they would all attack me, that killing one unrelated guy would force my hand and make me kill the lead I had never met yet, let alone even know he was the lead or had loot to a clue to the main story, how are you this dense?


It's a fucking game dude. I didn't expect a continuous failstate because I acted on exactly what the publisher advertised. I've since played Fallout 1, 2, and NV and it turns out you can still murder everyone and complete the games. Now what Todd?

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And as a side note, how was I to know that was doing the wrong thing? It's an anarchic land filled with wasters, what does the wrong thing even mean in that situation?

It's a decade old machine, don't even bother upgrading anything on that, unless you find parts very cheap or free such as the RAM (probably DDR2?) or such. But you're better off getting new or even off lease refurbs if you are looking to upgrade. If you don't want to build absolutely new, really consider business refurbs.

Look for NO OS for even cheaper prices for refurbs because most of the time you're going to re-install the OS anyway. Look at the specs on the PSU, stick a decent enough GPU in there and you're 99.999% done.

If the old machine is still functional enough, turn it into a loonix box once you get the new(er) machine, so you can do critical online things on loonix such as shitposting instead of in the MS botnet gayman machine. Decent functioning hardware can be had for good prices if you know where to look, so you can now afford to have 2 computers for your tasks and gayming tbh fam.

I can't tell if you sound more like a religious nut or more like a big government authoritarian nut.

I had no clue that you were actually retarded.

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I was simply acting on the DUDE FREEDOM premise, morality doesn't even enter into it. I was playing the game, not applying philosophy of society to it. They advertised that I could do anything in the game (implying I could beat it while doing the said ANYTHING BRO) then immediately setting me into a failstate purgatory where I would have to wander and find the .005% location in order to progress. That is poor game design Todd, no way around it.

You could do anything though. And you did it. And the game reacted. If you want a blank sandbox, go play Garry's Mod you fucking troglodyte.

I never said the game was too punishing, I said it was too boring to make me care to keep searching around without a clear goal.

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Daily reminder that you can play the other Fallout games as crazy drugged up raider that kills everyone they meet and still complete them without any significant roadblocks.

tbh, having a good rig is overrated.

You're good at this, I'll give you that.

As I said earlier, how did I know he was my lead? The guy came at me before I even talked or seen him just like the other dozen irrelevant and faceless NPCs because I killed one guy in a supposedly anarchic town where they assumably wouldn't come to a dead guys defense. I did nothing wrong besides being mislead by the setting and publishers advertising.

Thanks.

Okay Holla Forums you've pushed too far.

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How do you even breathe?

I'm not pretending to be retarded, I m giving you my view of the situation and you keep defending Bethesda's poor game design, who's the retard now? I'm going back to Reddit where I can have a sensible conversation about this as oppsed to the retardation here. Apparently only V could like Falliut 3, who could of guessed with all the shit taste that is pandered around here?

They told me I had freedom, they lied. How is this such a difficult point to grasp for you spergs?

0/10
Way too obvious.

I'm going all out

The game gave you freedom and you instantly fucked yourself over with it. Good job, retard.

Fallout 3's one of the worst excuses for an RPG I've ever played in my life and I still think you're a goddamn moron.

You didn't even get to see the curvy independent Melbourne data entry clerk sticking it to the patriarchy, the Nazi boss they put in the game for you to punch, and the screamo soundtrack that could have come from a WWE game?

How was I to know? I wanted a character that would establish myself with violence and domination, in a "free" open world game this is surely just as valid as a diplomatic approach that the designers intended? Oh wait, bethesturd only wanted you to go one way to do things, so much for freedom eh? Sorry I have abetter grasp on what it means to be an open ended game.

nice id

God forbid a.make a character that is a bloodthirsty raider in a world ==full of bloodthirsty raiders.== What the hell was I thinking trying to stick to the game world with my character? I should have just made a sweet talking diplomatic gunslinger like 99% of players, fuck freedom to be who you want right?

And you got what you wanted.

I know you're merely pretending, but I'm bored anyway.

To be honest, it's half merely pretending, and half honesty. In a good RPG any character build and path should be valid, with any choice you make having consequences, but also with ways to counter those consequences with alternative routes as well. I do know that the Irish dude did have info on daddy, but my point still stands about having the whole town attack you at once, how are you supposed to know he was the oortant one out of the pile of bodies? Unless you're autistic enough to search every body, and every container in every household in the aftermath, you're totally fucked to chance. Hell they could have even put a single line from a character in the vault tutorial to say something along the lines of "man its super important to always check the loot containers of fallen foes, you never know what you'll find! Hint hint…" On the other side as I said my original post, this was my very first "RPG" so I had no clue that was even a big function of them, so that was my fault for being retarded about the genre

Shut the fuck up, you derailing faggot.

He's clearly pretending to be a Holla Forums meme. I'm saying he's pushed his act too far, and it's become obvious he's baiting.

X:Rebirth

I tried it again years later, and found it improved enough to actually play, and I even bought it.

Any build can be valid, but that doesn't mean they should all be an equal challenge. And the fact that the Sheriff looks blatantly different from the other NPCs and has a unique name should be a clue that he's at least worth something.

Having the entire town instantly turn permanently hostile is retarded, but that's Bethesda for you.

The AC1 disclaimer. They have replaced faith with gender identity. Typical libshit stuff.

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I'd like to backtrack a just a fair amount and maybe have penalties on the character I'm investing time in, rather than having no save file.

Thanks for the pity and advice, anons.
Now for the hard part, getting off NEETbux and acquiring a job.

I don't think even full blown commies would agree that the Ubisoft quote by itself accurately represents Marx. Marx himself said that if socialism couldn't be established peacefully the workers would have to use force. The road to socialism can be anything so long as it results in a "dominance of the proletariat".
Sage for off topic.

No fucking shit. Its goywashing communism to be more palatable by their gullible audience.

You're right in the context of RPGs as a whole, but in that playthrough he was literally the second person I had come across outside the vault, I didn't know his appearance meant unique or important, he could have even been a crazy guy LARPing like No Bark Noonan for all I knew. In short I know in the context of a standard RPG he was obviously an important NPC, but as a new entrant to the genre and game universe I had no frame of reference to treat him one way or another.

i dropped ever oasis after a few minutes. I could tell exactly what kind of game it was going to be and it was boring the shit out of me. I also dropped dragon age after about half and hour

It just didn't click.

>friend lets me access their (((origin))) account to try out star wars battlefront

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That's better translated as "WE ARE JEWS".

Mass Effect had a mention about married men in like the first 5 minutes of gameplay. Dropped like a turd.

You got farther than me.

nice OC, user. Saved.

Pyre

Literally the first minute of the game

Seems everything played out perfect.

pls no

< Alien Isolation

< Kingdoms of Amalur

Mass Effect Andromeda

please lurk more to learn how to green text a story properly
thanks

>not MARXIMUM EDGE

That's not a story dumbass

please lurk more to learn how to green text properly
thanks

Why?

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user, Black Flag had that too.

It was funny how they tried to be inclusive and all that shit, but in the end, you just end up killing female thugs in gruesome ways
Also there's an ugly reverse trap, and nobody bats an eye, not even a "huh, well whatever floats your boat m8"

Truly the Dark Souls of real life.

Where? I skimmed through some lets plays and didnt see it.

Fucking what?

Point and laugh at this man.

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Stellaris is the only one in recent memory that I just totally dropped after only 20 minutes of playing the game. I usually have a good sense for what kinds of games I'll like and what kinds I won't like before even playing them, but I was desperate for ANY space strategy I could play. What a total shitpile. The interface is a twisted web of menus inside of menus with poor explanation and no consistency. Despite being expected to manage hundreds of planets at the same time, you can't zoom out to the planet map but instead have to click the map button to open a totally separate view that you can't zoom in on. They tried to shove this pseudo-RPG mechanic system into it where you have individual "characters" that level up and gain XP, and those characters are needed to pilot ships like the research ship or to staff research slots for your civilization development. Like, not only are you supposed to manage hundreds of planets, but you're also supposed to micro around hundreds of little characters and grind up their XP so they can level up too? I think the straw that broke the camel's back was when I opened up the planet menu and saw the "development" interface. That was the exact moment where I thought


Stellaris is a game where everybody kept coming up with individual mechanics and they just stitched them all together without any real thought or oversight or cohesion and called it a game.

I know I am an idiot for even trying it out but I gave Fortnight a shot just to see what all the Battle Royal fuss is about.

Two rounds in and I realize that I will never like that game mode. It is fundamentally unappealing to me. There is simply too much meaningless running around. I don't get that people are willing to fuck about almost mindlessly for ages with only a few combat encounters interspersed. I know that there's a layer of strategy to where you drop and travel to, but the skill ceiling for that is abysmally low. That the whole thing is also painfully dependent on the roll of the dice is the final nail in the coffin.

It's amazing in how poorly it does mostly everything. The UI is terrible. The AI is terrible. The balance is terrible. The level of micromanagement is terrible. Combat is terrible. Diplomacy is terrible. The things they've added post release that aren't outright bad are directly ripped from other games (Civ's culture trees -> Stellaris' traditions) and they're planning on doing that even more.

The next big patch is going to change how systems claiming works. Rather than you painting the map around a planet/outpost you'll claim individual systems adjacent to a planet/outpost. These claims happen automatically based on the influence of the planet but can also be sped up by spending influence. So basically exactly the same system as Civ's claiming tiles around your city.

What a fucking mess. I just wanted EU in space.

Distant Worlds did it better.

I agree. It's only enjoyable with a friend

You're pretty much completely wrong about the game, but its still a terrible game.
Most of the content of the game is basically automated. There's a research for your science guys to automate, your colonies only require you to build structures, your guys level up just by existing in most cases. You don't get hundreds of planets, there's a cap on how many you can have. You, at most, will get about 15, but realistically you can play with 10 or less. The rest you give to the AI to automate for you, or you get heavily penalized. I honestly don't remember what the development tab looks like, because in all my 40+ hours of playing the game I haven't used the fucking thing.
The problem of the game isn't too much, its too little. The only way to 'win' is to conquer. There's no meaningful trade. There's two resources. Managing population sucks and is unrewarding. There's meaningful difference between a fanatic militarist and a fanatic pacifist other than what things get plusses and minuses. You were right to drop it after 20 minutes. The 'complexity' of most Paradox games falls to pieces if you play them for more than a couple of hours.

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minimal*

My friend forced me to play that shit with him and I had the best argument. I'll boil it down to the main points. Redtext is him.

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>pirate Danganronpa V3 since I like crazy murder-mystery bullshit but fucking hate NISA and know that they trashed the localization

Fucking this. Score a refurb machine for $200, stick a budget video card in it, win. It will be a huge upgrade for you.

It doesn't get any better, lad.

Pirated yooka laylee
Couldn't stand all those unskippable cutscenes at the start
Dropped
I'm also not a big fan of platformers

Funny, I don't remember the menu looking like that.

Think it would've been better without the MAXIMUM EDGE shake at the bottom. The quote pretty much speaks for itself. Aside from that kek'd pretty hard. Saved.

What? Tank controls?
Haven't played re5.

Probably related.

Extremely clunky and unresponsive controls. Aiming is absolute dogshit, and you are unable to dodge anything. And yes, you can't move while aiming. Camera placement makes it even worse, and you cannot change it. It feels like the character has weights attached to every single extremity and is blind on one eye.
Even the shitty port of RE4 that was keyboard only and didn't even allow mouselook wasn't as bad as this.

This shit is why I'll never give it another chance. Honestly I'm just going to stop playing modern games until they stop this microtransaction non-sense they seem so obsessed with. Everyone wants to go whale hunting these days, so fuck 'em, I've got years of classic games to play. Plus I'm gonna make my own postapocalyptic vidya with proper role playing and hookers.

They didn't do Marx right.
t. Holla Forums

Get the fuck out of here.

Nah.

Two Worlds, a copy of which I got from a gaming magazine (yes, physical ones still exist).

Played it for about thirty minutes before the clunky controls and the general lack of polish put me off.

Uninstalled.

Same thing happens with Oblivion, I don't know what's with these games that I seriously cannot play more than a set amount without getting bored aside from them being bad

Eternal reminder that this is the BO of leftypol

i bought space base DF9 right before it got abandoned i went in blind and didn't realize who was making it. its still 10 bucks on steam

have you considered not being a retard?

check this guy out, you may be able to figure out how to get your paper weight to work on at least some games. just remember its going to look like trash.

he is right though, Marx in the game is apparently more like a first year community college fanfic than Marx and his actual ideas. marx's ideology was shit but whitewashing him into le nice communism Santa XDDD is fucking awful.

jesus what even is that?

set yourself on fire

sorry forgot vid

What a loaded question :^)

Remember that Codemonkey did a pinkie promise with the BO that he won't shut down leftypol. Link to archive of thread.
archive.is/I6kT1

Dead Rising 2, I was so disgusted by how it felt to move the main character that I refunded the game before I got to the end of the first corridor

But the assassins were muslim weren't they?

Skyrim. I cant' stand the wooden characters, the shitty graphics and the fact that even though the game is massive, I know for the first hour that none of it will interest me.
Ass Creed 3. If you start with one and a half hours of boring garbage no one cares about, then you need to revamp your game. Why the fuck did you think Ass Creed 1 started with an assassination attempt and 2 started with your family getting hanged? Also
Yeah I love starting a game with THE WORST PART OF THE ASS CREED GAMES

Fuck you, Haythan was the best part of asscreed 3.

it has Karl Marx in it
KARL FUCKING MARX
AS A LEET HAXXOR SUPER COOL ALLY/BUDDY

I couldn't even tell if I was doing things wrong let alone what those wrong things were.

That worries me greatly for the people who completed the game.

I did but it was mostly out of sick curiosity for how many white devils I'd end up killing for Master Nigger

Repeating something doesn't make it true. This is the BO of Holla Forums.


I can make my own case, I don't need words put in my mouth. What you're doing is just rhetorical masturbation.

Fuck off tranny

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git gud

V I D E O G A M E S

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Back to your shithole.

WEW FUCKING LAD

hello yes where are the proofs pls

No you can't. You can tell people to educate themselves and act smug about them having a viewpoint that is different from yours, but can't actually demonstrate a consistent thread of logic that leads to your viewpoint.


Fuck you, give me a place where I can learn what the fuck the attacks on the roulette wheel did. Don't just throw 30+ different things at me and tell me to pick one at random in the heat of the moment and hope I got lucky. Even Dark Souls, a game really bad at explaining itself, has the common sense to give me an area around the bonfire where I can try out a weapon's moveset or the properties of a spell.

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That's because there is none

Here is my horribly half-assed proof. Certainly you can show me more proof that the woman you posted is the BO of Holla Forums. If you cannot refute my shitty evidence, then I am right.

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I do so regularly. Holla Forums just isn't the place for it. I don't know what kind of experience you had on Holla Forums, but I was a socialist long before it existed. Applying broad strokes generalizations about smug leftists to every single person on the left is pretty reductionist and stupid.
And just to sate your autism, here's my case in short: People should own what they produce.


I love this movie.

same

Well, duh. Marxism is predicated on unproven assumptions

Exactly. Critical Theory. Just say a lie over and over until enough people repeat it and it's true.

Real Life Footage of how Commies are Born

If everyone is dead of starvation there is no one to disprove you theory. You just fail to realize the genius of Marxism.

Uninstalled immediately.

That's only true if your shitty evidence is falsifiable. That might be the BO, I don't actually know. She's a fag either way.

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This is what Marxism does to people's minds.

It is! You gave me no evidence the other way around. You just made shit up, tried to get me with the "burden of proof" meme, failed at it, and are now "merely pretending to be retarded"

Also

You sound pretty confident of that. Surely you wouldn't believe something without basis just because it made you feel smug. You're much better than that.

Stfu you faggot and post something slightly vidya if you wont go back to your containment board

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OK. Independent is best ending.

I have provided proof it's a tranny. Where is your proof it isn't?

This is why casuals should never play a video game

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As I said before, it's such shitty proof it would be easy to disprove, right? Surely, there was somewhere stating that isn't the BO and the picture posted above is.

Do you not see the point here moron
He's technically provided proof, no matter how shit it is
The point is that the furfag he's responding to literally cannot disprove his proof or prove his own claim no matter what

You're so retarded it's adorable, user. I can't believe people take you seriously.

Is this your first time attempting to smugpost, leftyfur?

I dropped it because it was causing my computer to overheat despite being a fucking 2D action platformer that was two steps up from a shitty flash game.

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If that's the best you can do, then it's really not worth bothering with. People don't waste their time with retards who say the sky is green.

It's going to be okay, you just need take a few deep breaths and calm down.

So this is how they convince themselves that communism can work

Maybe they just google search it :^)

You forgot

The mind virus destroyed their capacity for logical thought.

I already have LSE and it lets me run new vegas at a steady 30 fps outside of combat. But that's the only game I have that it supports.

What are you gonna do next, post a knowyourmeme page and claim superiority?

What are you gonna do next, post absolutely nothing and claim superiority?

Fucking dropped. What a disgrace of a game.

he/she/it is disgusting

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The first part of DA2 is the best part of the game because it has a neat little twist about it being told by an unreliable narrator which is why you kill so many dudes and why your sister has big titties.

Everything after that is abysmal and repetitive.

I didn't go anywhere, famalamadingdong.