IGN has acquired Humble Bundle

IGN just bought out Humble Bundle, you can't make this shit up.
Crazy shit in vidya these last few years
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For what purpose?

I'm surprised they weren't already owned by CBS or something.

HELL YEAH, IGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This can't be real

I can feel my IQ rising as I look at this.

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I'm sorry

Well, fuck.

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lol what’s that

That's not very humble.
Or very indie.
So what's the point of this bundle when it's in the hands of IGN?

FUCK YOU
DELETE THIS

If you can't make SJW's buy games, buy their Social Justice outlets. Brilliant move IGN. I applaud your one time out-of-the-box thinking.

Money for kikes who continue to ruin this industry
Humblefucks were SJW but at least they weren't full on kikes with a long term negative influence in the industry.

Real shame, I liked getting $1 keys.

>using services by david "if 4/5 women aren't rape, it's up to you to make it happen" (((rosen)))
good for ign, hope they rip off more of you dumb motherfuckers

I doubt they'll mess all that much with the current business model if they're smart. Then again, they're IGN. That being said I fully expect the bundles to get loaded with even more trash than usual.

Hey if I give my money to charity that means some snails in some snail sanctuary from Minnesota are being rescued and that's good.

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Is that you Sonygger user?

if thats your boogeyman I'll be it just for you


.95 of that dollar is going to the people running the charity, that snail won't see a lick of that salt

What the fuck.

The Humble Indie Bundle died a long time ago, user. And their spawn sold out buyers' emai connected to gamergate.

why?
I mean reasons other than the 70% take on all purchases

Toriel?

This means HB has at most a year before IGN has completely infiltrated them.

I was trying to think of ways the industry could get worse, leave it to IGN to surprise me.

That's Gamespot and Giant Bomb

In fact, I'm gonna go a step further, and bet that the first sign of IGN pushing their BS is a charity for civil or tranny rights. Or maybe even a baby Traytray.

They think they humble.
Iron Sheik will make you humble!

they'll probably start aggressively advertising and pushing console games within a few weeks.

humble rip

at least we can choose who to give the money to. I just wont be giving any money to the humble bumble anymore I guess.

And if they take that feature away there will be a shit storm.

The future sucks

They already sold out all their credibility when they started peddling DRM to try and save THQ. On the other hand this makes IGN's pretense of industry distance even more laughable.

Humble is now owned by IGN which is owned by Ziff Davis which is owned by j2 Global. Kikes all the way up - CEO's name is Hemi Zucker.

ZUCKED

Knew it. SJW faggots are running out of money.

That's fucked as hell.
I liked getting DRM-Free Linux games on it. Now they'll start pushing AAA shit and plenty more jewish tricks.
I can put a couple of dollars on a non-cucked charity with some low level kikes taking a couple of cents, but giving them to Netanyahu himself? Fuck that.

Oh boy, another Reptile

So continue the no money

A review site owning a retailer.. ok?

Wait shit, IGN does things other than host cheatcodes and Achievement guides?
Isn't that kind of a conflict of interest?

I'd say that you could still keep using Humble Bundle and just not give any money to the "Humble tip", but given they've been caught not actually putting your money where you tell them to put it, I think that's out.

How curious, I thought HIB sold out years ago.

So do I, but my IQ seems to be in my pants for some reason


I wonder whether those sliders are in any way legally binding. IGN has deep pockets; I can see them successfully arguing in court that they don't have any obligation to honor what the sliders say.


There have already been multiple console-only bundles, so that's not exactly a change.
What WOULD be a change, though, is if they went completely console-only. Which, considering IGN is IGN, isn't impossible.


Source on that?

Didn't they own GameSpy? You know that host for video game servers. They hosted borderlands, X-com:enforcer, BattleFront2, etc etc. Can anyone correct me on that?

Wew. If humble bundle wasn't cancerous before, imagine the ign-approved games that are sold to raise money for he for she.

They did. The people who bought them the first time (and made them forget about being DRM free, pay what you want) sold them off for profit.

kaname posters stay in the gamergay thread

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Fuck you

Was that before or after the THQ bundle?

They sold out (sold a large percentage of the company to investors) pretty early on when the gaming community helped them explode in popularity so probably before.

HERE COMES THE HUMBLE SPLC BUNDLE
6 MILLION SHEKEL TIER ALSO SUPPORTS THE ADL

FURFAG SHOULD STAY IN HELL

Doesn't Humble Bundle allow you to pick and choose where your money goes?

Those tits are SHIT.

0/10, did not raise my IQ a millimeter.

read the sentence again

IGN owned the webpage, GluMobile owned the multiplayer servers.

Charities are used as fronts to just line the pockets of people, you should read the AGDQ threads when it comes around again, user. the VAST majority of charities are shell companies where most of your dollar goes into the CEO's pocket, the only catch is they have to -tell you- they're fleecing the charity. The tax returns are public info, and there are organizations that calculate how much every charity spends on their cause versus paying staff and publishes it.

MSF is one of the more based charities though, with almost every cent they can spare going into medical supplies. They gotta keep the lights on to be sure, so not all of it can go into supplies, but they get some serious mileage out of your dollar.

JUST DO NOT DONATE VIA GDQ, THEY FLEECE PORTIONS OF DONATIONS. DONATE FUCKING DIRECTLY.

Always look into a charity before giving them money, user. If they spend more than a quarter of your dollar on anything but the cause, do not donate. If it's a humble bundle pick which one is less vomit inducing, the Devs or the SJW infested Humble.

What the fuck does that even mean? Baby talk is for fucking babies, user.

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Your IQ is so low…I pity you.

Yeah money goes out to renting ships to taxi migrants from Libya

>humble IGN staff picks bundle it's all walking simulators

*farts* *burps* yeah, those damn plebians *burps*, not like us smart rick and morty guys *burps*

It's nice of them to officially declare the sites death, at least.

Just looked into it, fucking hell. If I could remember my deletion password I would. Good god.

Fucking zog bastards are everywhere.

Oh boy can't wait for them to give their own games 10/10.

Why the fuck did I opened it

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Guess that explains the "Female Protagonist" sale.

Humble isn't a publisher, they're a retailer. Still scummy, but there's a difference.
I think it'll end up similar to how Gamestop & GameInformer work. There're going to be reviews of products, interspersed with advertisements to "buy this on HumbleBundle" or "Pre-order today on the Humble Store." Further, I bet they'll continue making deals with publishers where they give shit games 10/10, and then promote these games on the Humble store with "'Like Skyrim with collusion' - 10/10 IGN | BUY NOW!"
I'm certain they'll find a way to make it worse, though. Like "Preorder this game on the Humble Store and get an EXCLUSIVE pay-to-win retailer bonus!"


Because you wanted to think for yourself for the first time in your life.


I mean, sure, there's some trash there like TACOMAN and Gone Home, but there are some nice games like Slime Rancher, Bayonetta, and VALHALLA too.
God, it really grinds my gears that fucking TACOMAN has 3rd-place billing in that list.

I don't want to be too smart, you know what happens to people like that

Guess no one was reading their articles.

Pretty smart move, not only they have something to fall back on after "games journalism" finally stops agonizing and dies in definitive, they can also do tax write-offs from all that charity stuff.

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This and it's also assuming the SJW fucks at humble bundle themselves dont pocket the money first. Cant believe how many faggots here still gave money to humble bundle. At least now those retards will finally stop, right?

Huh, I stand corrected. The steam page for A Hat In Time says that it's self-published, but apparently that's incorrect.
Anyway, yeah, if the situation could be any more fucked beyond belief, it is. Christ.

Rick had an alien birdman friend from another planet (voiced by series co-creator and all around faggot Dan Harmon) explain that in his language, the phrase means "I am in great pain, please help me". Which is meant to apply to the often drunk Rick in-show but it's funnier when you realize that he went through a divorce IRL and cries about Trump and a ton of Americans being nazis on twitter nowadays.

I've heard about that and had evidence of that saved, until my HDD crapped out on me. Can you or anyone else reupload pics or archives of those cunts doing it?

not very happy about this

Humble has recently become a Publisher

IGN is a review site

IGN will be reviewing games they publish


on top of that, IGN has always seemed to be a wing of EA


i used to quite like Humble

I hope that fat fuck dies a failure for selling out his dream to the kikes and the likes of Alex and Patrick.

You got banned from Twitter for a criticism like that?

How did I hear his voice while reading this?

It was a bit after the CBS merger when it was against their hivemind that this merger was just the final nail in the coffin that is GB. Patrick's rant about the fighting game community was just the canary in the coal mine dying.
I still have 3-4 working Twatter accounts I use to bully Jeff and his kind. I know it's petty at this point but it's a good time waster in between work and vidya and fuck him for going against his principals.

Could this be why this month's bundle poster child includes Quake Champions and ES:Online?

10000 x disgust

Can't wait for more Marxism in my bundles.

The Communist fears the Vidya. Have some fucking comedy gold, going on right now.
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PUNCH A NAZI


Porch Monkey's language, go figure.

Have some respect for future president of USA filthy goim

Such a shame to hear Kurdistan is getting its shit pushed in.

:^)

Uh, I guess.

Holla Forums here,

The fact that you guys take cynical condescension for fear kind of says a lot about how you relate to the world, and none of it is good.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Reported.

What's wrong? I thought you alt-righters were all about free speech.

:^)

Marxists and Tumblr liberals are totally different, guys. Honest.

Please start shit on the 4th. Communists are legal game by the laws on the books already. Give us an excuse.

I heard you guys love ham

I guess you don't want us in your safe space

Wew boy

Pfff, try something original

Nobody prevented you from posting.
However they can and will for shitting up the thread.
You're confusing right-wing with lolbergs who believe nothing can ever be banned or stopped.

I swear to God if I hear another leftist unironically say this I'm going to kill every fucking person on the face of the planet

aw shit, he's bringing out the big guns.

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Why, does it trigger you? You seem a bit triggered.

holy shit this is blast from the past

Why is this show all over the place out of nowhere?


There's no need to be redundant, user.

Oh my fuck, I had completely forgotten about him. This explains everything.

2/10

You have been reported.

Oof, definitely triggered.

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somebody turn this into a webm

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Keep posting, it only broadcasts your fear and broken mind

t. buttblasted

(munches popcorn while you project further)

Although I do have to wonder why you apparently have a fair amount of weeb reaction images.

Remember your own words next time you decide to wreck another nation with (((communism))).

pay closer attention to ID's.
guy i replied to has (2), the assblasted leftyshitter whom i meant with the greentext is at (12) now.

Guess I'm at 13 now, since it's fun to watch you virgins sperg out.

You will be banned don't worry.

Too late, got my entertainment. :^)

I'd take you more seriously if I were certain that you people didn't constantly call anything and everything you don't like (((communism)))

: ^ )

what ever makes your day bro.

*weren't

Does that thing have normal arms? It looks like it would have little birth defect flippers.

That would explain it becoming a tranny pinko.

You're a faggot independent of Holla Forums since I talk to some guys from there who aren't whiny newfag cumpsonges like you.
You're a cumguzzling little pissant who thinks he's a master trole because he plucked the low hanging fruit that is saying you're from Holla Forums on Holla Forums. Kill yourself.

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those are socialists, it's a red, like a bloodclot (^:

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autism

You spelled "communism" wrong, kiddo.

Oh you mean like the Holla Forums shitters constantly attempting to inject their own politics into video game threads? Funny how I never see those ones get banned.

It's the way it works everywhere, Holla Forums is fairly well seeded with Holla Forums crossboarders, so if a thread gets derailed in that direction its usually still fairly civil and might veer back on topic or just have the two co-existing. Stuff from Holla Forums inevitably descends into autistic screeching and people posting their BO. If the situation was reversed the same thing would happen. Essentially regardless of what ideology is prevalent in a given place, throwing an opposing one in is putting a fox among the chickens and will start shit.

Though in this case the guy was a complete faggot, I've seen others post without getting banned.

Holla Forums has a rule 0 that some people seem to forget: Don't be a faggot

Then why do we still have /cuteboys/?

You can be gay but not a faggot

Thank you for reminding me of life's deep mysteries.

I was about to call you out on that shit but it makes me giggle when Bill Corbin shits on gays while being gay himself. Bill really hates the gays considering he's a fudge pusher himself. I can only imagine how he feels.

fuck, here comes gamergate.

10/10 logic! Would use to subvert Holla Forums again!

Cynical condescension? What the fuck does this mean I have never heard these two words together. Okay cynic, distrust of humans and motives. A state of condescension … condescend is to do something below one's level… so condescension is an act of doing something below your level. So these two words mean "distrust of human acts" + "in a way that WE the poster see as below IGN's level", or in your perception, a human's level since you, a leftist, don't see dna for what it is and its a Jew buying out a company.

So we take this idea above for fear. I don't understand how you take the above and label a state of emotion over what is a logical analysis of what happened and what will come in the future. Is fear the right word for assuming what we think upon reading a few poster's reactions to a Jew in the IGN machine buying out Humble bundle? Of course not you idiot. You just put two words together, use the word "fear" and act like you have the high ground while ultimately your statement meant nothing, and again you apply an opinion at the end without anything else. You are being extremely vague. "How you relate to the world, AND its not good". Okay, back it up with facts, what do you mean relate, and why is it bad? It is observation, not relate. We aren't Juden, we can't relate to Jews. Jews buying the entire industry out is bad, look at all the terrible AAA games. Loot bags, loot boxes, lottery systems, Sega owning lottery pachinko machines. Atleast you are banned, you can go back to your illogical hugbox and say meaningless phrases with false assumptions of reality while the Jew stabs you in the back plain as day to others.

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post smiling nigger and exploading jc denter next :)

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Why did they take the shittest, laziest, unfunniest part of the worst episode and expand on it so?

The public need to be culled.

People wanna feel smart while being dumb so what better series than one aired on the cartoons for potheads channel.