What did Kojima mean by this during his trip to Brazil, guys?

I'm Portuguese (Jewish), do you think I'll be able to make Kojima my private cumdump for a day?

Really makes me think.

Well?

Saved. I fucking love this meme.

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Did I miss something? I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread.

I don't get it; is the meme that BR's eat monkeys?

It's just Holla Forums and Holla Forums having a gay orgy, hide the thread.

Kojimbo's in Brazil

Average Kojima fan.jpg

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Sopa de Mark
Uma Jewlicia

This thread has me in tears.

UHH THICCER

Pretty much yeah, see >>13568715

Guy loved his mother in law monkey soup so much that he decided to post it in on facebook. Massive butthurt from vegan groups ensued.
Never had monkey soup myself since its mostly a northern thing, but according to them it's a very lean meat with no gamey taste at all.

I fucking love internet

Even Bailey fucking Jay has better proportions you desperate virgin

And also a humanoid face.

Kojima's always had a hard on for stateless actors.

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Sweet jesus…

Are you 13 years old? A fat slob with bad makeup and the most boring face is "~le thicc xD xd" to you?

Welcome to halfchan lite.
Leave within the next two years, it doesn't get better especially with the horrible moderation that's been happening lately

Take the lead.

For years I've been migrating like an imageboard nomad. I fear the next migration won't happen because I might give up, every single imageboard turns to shit in a few years, it's awful.

It's just a meme, y'know

Wouldn't that be the other way around? Humans have monkeys faces?

t. br

She is extremely ugly.

It means suck my fat cock Holla Forums

sopa de macaco, sugoi desu!

She looks pretty nice to be honest

You forgot to edit the top profile pic. Otherwise good edit.

Hey, I was there. He was escorted by heavy security all the time.

Brazilian here, Rio de janeiro is hell on Earth, its basically our worst Estate, only dumb tourists want to go there.
The politicians there are basically mob bosses, and the periphery and favelas are controlled by these criminal sindicates which have deep ties with the politicians.

You want to get robbed everyday, kidnapped and have parts of you cut , walk into the wrong neighborhood and get set on fire alive? Go to that shithole, its so beautiful there :^)

Not anymore they don't, that shit is eubonics nowadays.

This isnt murica retard, we have less niggers than you do. Also we dont fuck around. Come here talking shit, see what happens to you tough internet faggot.

That's funny because I've always thought that Portugal Portuguese is the version that sounds like ebonics

Its just like UK english compared to white speaking US english. It sounds fucked and retarded.

Several parts of South America are basically a warzone but authorities will never acknowledge thier failed states.

Hmmmm

Surely you jest. Not only Brazilian Portuguese resembles more Medieval Portuguese than whatever they speak nowadays in Portugal and has a far greater vowel range (pic related), but we also open our mouths when speaking instead of muttering as fast as humanly possible like an autistic child with communication problems resulting in a language that actually resembles the original crossing of Vulgar Latin and Lusitanian instead of some Slavic drivel.

That reply was for

I thought I was the only one that thought some people sound like they're speaking russian when speaking Portuguese

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Volta para as tuas favelas macaco de merda.

Uma Delicia

Delícia de crack epidemic, degenerate fuck.

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Ô JE RIS

Yeah right, slum monkey.

he crip💯 💯

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Salut poulet, bien ou quoi frérot?

Qu'est-ce que tu essayes dire, mec?
Je ne comprends pas.

Faggot, we are violent as fuck and will kill you over a fucking cellphone but we are nowehere are braindead as you. People here can speak properly and arent landwhales watching the eletric jew on tv all day. There is no place for the weak here.

I miss Kojima.

That is chubby/fat, not thicc.

Cala tu a boca seu portuga de merda, vocês são um lixo. Centenas de anos explorando colonias e são uns fodidos, a piada da europa. Patéticos
Brasil ainda hoje tá arrumando as merdas que vcs fizeram aqui, seus bostas.

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Oh broche mal feito mas tu achas que o brazil hoje em dia era capaz de ser algo mais do que 5 cabanas feitas com palha sem intervenção dos Portugueses?
Ganha noção meu grandessíssimo cancro

why haven't you pre-ordered kojima's new figure?

Eu fui nesse lixo aí e só vi preto e viado. País ridiculo, Brasil é bem mais desenvolvido. Chora mais.

Vocês têm muito mais pretos e fagotes do que nós, continua a sonhar jovem
Enjoa seres bem fudido por negros favelados, da próxima que vir uns zucas no super a comprarem 50 pacotes de arroz bem me vou rir seu lixo humano

Because I can't think of any male pregnancy scenarios I want to reenact on my desktop.

Her face is 5/10 but those tits are a 10/10.

Oh, so the figure in the new KojiPro logo is actually from. Still, wonder what he's doing with that Strugatskiy brothers reference.

*is actually from Death Stranding

You could have steeped as low as to call us all muslims like its common knowledge in internet memetics and you couldn't even get that right Huezilla.
We brought most of the niggers there because most of the labor happened in the colonies, not only are you mixed inbred retards but you're also full of niggers which you also racemixed with.
No need to thank us

t.BRshit

Son, you can't even make one

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holy hell, next you'll tell me American accents are the true original English.
YOU FUCKS COUNT ADJECTIVES

Rather sound Slav than Spic

kek

lol

Mas ele esta certo. O português de Portugal esta sendo corrompido por estrangeirismos. É só ver as expressões que vocês usam.
"whatafuck", "muito giro", "fishe(?)", entre outras diversas palavras, muitas das quais são retiradas directamente do inglês. Portugal esta morto, aceite.

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Negro de mierda.

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Escolhe um

My sisters ex bf went there a few years back thinking it was going to be like the rnb/rap music videos. He said it was a shithole, ended up catching a stomach bug and spent the entire time in the resort

Ó macaquinho filho de uma puta sidosa vai mas é marcar uns "Escores" para ganhar a vida como os outros todos da tua laia.

Pick two Huemonkey

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At drinking yourselves into a early grave and clinging to long past glories maybe. You lot are an embarrassment to Europe.

I want to hotglue that figure.

You mean, we're exactly like all of Europe?

Yes except you drink more than any non squatter country and the last time most of the rest of us were relevant on the global stage isn't measured in centuries. You are Greek tier.

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Oooooh Kojima-san so beizu

I'd rather drink more than be addicted to crack cocaine

This is basically cannibalism for people that brown, isn't it?

This is a really good thread guys good job

Boy the opinions of imgur using redditors really stings.

Olha bichona, eu já fui aí, aposta que tu nem sai do teu quarto. Teu país uma merda. Pode chorar que não vai mudar isso. Vai ser só mais uma possilga cheia de imigrante já já. Seu bosta.

Not the same user but…

So, we are having a Hue thread?

Literally Hue vs cuckguese

Porque não haveria de sair?
O risco de levar um tiro ou uma tareia é um 1/20 em comparação comparação com a Amazonia, agora imagina comparativamente com uma das vossas selvas de metal.
Eles não querem vir para cá, sabem bem o que lhes acontence.
theportugalnews.com/news/number-of-refugees-abandoning-portugal-doubles-in-two-months/41767

Everytime

Why do HUHUEs get triggered whenever someone posts facts about Brazil? Is it because deep down they know they're living in a third world shithole?

Nice job

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daily reminder that kojima is a hack and brazilians are not human

So, any Portuguese dudes here hairy? I mean, it should go without saying, but still.
Post 'em

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Also.

Who made this graph? The british are either butthurt and informative or bantmaster and shitposter.

did you get this from cuckchan?

DELETE THIS

Why are you even asking?

Swedes are eternally butthurt

Day of the Rake soon, leaf.

you're too fat to do that, burger. let alone get up from your chair

I'd fuck Sam right in his Hyde tbh

wew. So let me know when theses leaf shitpost masters show up because I think even the hues could give me better sport than this.

Hue monkey here

7-1

Aqui é papo reto vacilão. Se vier com essas viadagens, vai pra vala.

Are we forgetting something?

www.dirtypornvids.com/gays-139511.html?sid=372380888209892111791520237986
U M Á. D E L I C I A

www.dirtypornvids.com/gays/alltime-portuguese/1.html
m a c a o

Everytime i see a known japanese poster here they are always buttblasted about something.

How the fuck are Bulgarians in this graph? Aren't we mostly anonymous on these places. Although I shitpost a ton but I'm a private case.

Epá, o pessoal aí no Brasil até é porreiro
Se um gajo faz merda na rua até o ajudam a voltar para casa.

every dog has his day

What the fuck is that thing?

CANCER

for godsake, I am a huelander but I have to say other hueanons really are shit faggots

for one, you got be a retard to say there aren't blacks here, brazil was the colony with the most numbers african slaves brought in, except they're mostly locate northeast region
for two, there are a pretty large population of whites too, either italian and german migration in the great wars time, plus the largest japanese descendant population

in as much I hate some aspects of brazillian culture, race mixing isn't one of them, an it is what make us unique as a culture
inb4 nigger cuck, the only reason iberian and hispanic are unique as they are is due to arabic invasion of the peninsula, so shut the fuck up sand niggers

furthermore, the worse aspects of brazillian culture are hereditary from the portuguese colonization, eg it was a exploratory colony so only the worse people came to take advantage of it
special example: hell on earth, otherwise called Rio de Janeiro, the prime place of the porguese crown to establish as capital

A mute transsexual

I definitely know who made this graph.

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At least we can sit down.

É, a coisa tá foda aí. Daqui a pouco vem aqueles merdas da ONU pedindo pro EB ajudar vocês também.

It was made judging /int/ posters, so the samples may differ, it still broadly applies, though.

aren't the portagees and BRs basically the same thing? they both look like shitskins to me.

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Learn to read retard. I said we have less niggers than muricucks.
Did you ever went to the USA? I did. They have niggers everywhere, white people dont even walk in the streets in some places.

Lol no. Thats like saying americans and britfags are the same.

meant for this one

Pretty much. Portuguese are just moors that speak a variation of Spanish that sounds like Russian.

You can say you're sorry any time.

agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/direitos-humanos/noticia/2017-06/numero-de-refugiados-reconhecidos-sobre-12-no-brasil-em-2016
WEW

I guess Chinks and Phillipinos are the same thing.

You can keep trying shitskin, there was no massive miscenegation like it happened in your country.

wrong again, they have way less nigger than us, look at the numbers
its just that have systematic racism, and thus regional segregation,
literally, they made convenient for white people to live in comfortable suburbs while forcing black people to live in the hood

perfect description…. >>13573360

No, they know they live in a shithole. They are just very bored

But portugal is a shitty country ran by the left just like the rest of europe.

Yeah, but at least we're not Brazilian and the Mudslimes hate us just as much as they hate Slavs.

Hey at least we arent Poortugal

Aquieta teu pranto. Apenas mergulhe em vossos anseios neste momento.

Só mergulho em água badameco

I'm not sure, user.

Thats not Kojima, its just a faggot wearing similar glasses

He looks cool here

is there any shit on the face of this earth or this lump of nothingness this universe that mudlslimes dont hate beside thenselfs?

White women and cuckholds

Rape

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Bearded Kojima is best Kojima.

Laugh now burger. Eventually all those chinks and arabs are gonna be coming down to you from the north and up from the south. You're about to be the oreo in a blacked.com gangbang.

Not if there's a big old wall in between us and them.

You're not even building the first one anymore, why would you think you're gonna get two? Have fun with your chinese fingertrap exercise burger.

Now thats some internal pain and struggle

It just got ten feet higher leaf.

If you trimmed the arm pits, you'd be really hot.

which one?

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I would totally slurp some sopa de macaco out of that furry navel.

GAY
like the portuguese

>newsminer.com/features/our_town/at_the_library_column/shakespeare-s-accent-probably-sounded-more-american-than-modern-british/article_d121c6a8-b5b1-11e4-95a6-3f2ca64214d9.html
Jesus fucking Christ portuga-chan shut the fuck up before you humiliate yourself further.

lol

bump

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Why does he have a look of regret?

Did you read this thread? Brazil should be below Italy

I don't know what is funnier, trying to pass the speed limit IQ Finngolian snow turks off as bantmasters, or that 80% of the former english empire are made up of assinferno shitposters.

face be damned, this woman would be a fucking joy in bed
this gay sticc meme to spite fatfag americans has gone too far, and I'm not even a burger

1 piss floor

where is that?:

somewhere in California
archive.is/A37at

You guys think Kojima will get addicted to macaco?

Isn't that just a bathtub filled with kosher icing?

How can they do this and not feel any sort of guilt or remorse.

Guilt and remorse is for wealkings future has no place for feelings like this. I belive people in the future will be warhammer esque sociopaths who will belive only in progress of technology and the cult of strongest and smartest. As it should be.

WHAT DO YOU THINK GUYS? DID KOJIMBO PULLED A WEINSTEIN ON HIS FEMALE STAFF MEMBERS?

He's signalling that his next game will feature Dinosaurs vs Bunnies.

I wouldn't be suprised is something happened between Him and Stephanie

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I don't even eat meat.

Is that the fucking "Wall", it's only like 10 meters tall and is thin as fuck
What the fuck happened to 10 feet higher
It doesn't look imposing in the fucking slightest

That sounds like something a sociopath would say.

>his country doesn't have borderline autistic laws on how to treat animals unless it's being killed in the name of Allah, then you can be as cruel as you like because BASED MUSLIMS ENRICHING OUR SOCIETY

How`s that low t working out for you?

Is that loss?

Some faggot manchild on an imageboard shouldn't be talking about muh low T.

That's 32 feet, dingus

It's still a small as fuck wall, should be at least 100 feet tall

Sure thing, soyboy

Do you cry when seafood's tissue reacts with soy sauce and dances around?
Truly tragic.
btw. abortion is a right of every woman, at any time of pregnancy (^:

its just one of the prototypes, there is another thats pretty thick at the base.

Nice scientism, remember, there's no god but science and Bill Nye the Weimar Goy is his prophet

Goats

I'm just saying why the fuck keep the head in.

If that is the extra thicc extra tall wall then it's even more embarrasing
Fuck at this point I'm almost thinking waiting until 2019 for the wall is a good idea as one with actual senate support would be bretty good

no, thats the one in the video

Oh, i guess because they're niggers?
Or it tastes better, sometimes gulag staff mostly throws entire fish in the soup, head included.

Israels wall is only 26ft and that stops most of the muds from seeping in.

Different set of scenarios
Israeli Kikes doesn't give Sandniggers money as soon as they touch base

Comando Vermelho has no ideology though. They are just a criminal group like any other.

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Vai tomar no cú, fera.
Say whatever shit you want about us, but we are still superior to Muslims.

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What an authentic cuckchan experience

I have no words
Literally Reddit

Muslims also have no political ideology, They are terrorists like any other

Don't want to be some grammar nazi but "cu" doesn't feature acute accent since it's not a second vowel of a hiatus.
How about you learn some proper Portuguese instead of going the way of Galicia, uh?

Islamists are closer to Nazis than anything else.

Islam is a universalist religion, just like Christianity. Nazis are nationalist.

TROPA DE ELITE TIME SOON FELLOW /k/UNTS

you kidding? only cripplechan has these /bant/ shitfests

not even same person you retard

be ignorant as you will, but the arabs were way more advanced than european whites in basically every aspect of civilization throughout ancient/middle age history

And now they are the most backward civilization of the current year. But go ahead, be this much of a kang and say they are the most feminist civilization too.

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At least I'm white :^)

yeah, because feminism and not harem are the way of a civilized culture

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Can confirm it, partially.
No criminal organizations in Brazil are "leftist"(other than antifa which is the same as in the US), all they support politically speaking is human rights(which is left wing) so the police can't interrogate them, they get shorter jail times, lighter penalties, easier jails, etc.
That aside, someone probably asked him because of a meme in Brazilian imageboards where UFC fighter "spider", aka Anderson Silva does the CV(Comando Vermelho) hand sign.
t. nigger

Fuck you, kike

monkeys are literally the worst animal on earth tho. I would love to punch one of those tiny fuckers right in the fucking mouth

O português disse assim:
-Eu vou pro Brasil ganhar dinheiro ahn, hahahaha!! Os brasileiros são uns troxas olhe, os brasileiros acreditam em tudo! Tudo que se lhe diz ele acredita, olhe! O brasileiro é um bobo, acredita em tudo! Olhe que eu vinha com um brasileiro num navio, menti pra ele que eu era bixa, ele acreditou e veio me comendo a viagem toda!!

Yeah why not.

Portuguese btfo

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Brazilians give names like that to their kids for some fucking reason. For example, I have an uncle Nelson.

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If dubs you change your name to Bigs McLargehuege

fugg :DDD

You utter faggot, it's because they're thin-wristed faggots who don't play or watch baseball.

checked for freedom

There's a kid called CocaCola and his brother is named Pepsi.
A family had 7 kids, named them all after soap brands.

There's a neat part of Brazil that's civilized and actually pretty good to live in. That part is roughly 7% of their country.
The rest is the place where you go if you start wondering how "getting shot in the head for the 7 dollars you're carrying" feels like.

Fun fact: Anyone here ever heard of the "Brazil tax"?
Brazil does not produce electronics. At all. It's all imported. But since EVERYTHING is imported, the Customs can force people to pay "fines, extra taxes and legal fees" read: bribes to get things into the country.
I'm not talking about that shitty Nokia someone buys off amazon. I'm talking about large shipping containers with hundreds of PS4's and anything that has a fucking transistor in.
Then come the truckers. They can simply carry shit from the harbour to the shops. But it would be really fucking awfull if something happened and the electronics got a little roughing on the way, wouldn't it?
Don't worry, you can pay for "extra confy protection" and keep them safe!
Then there's the actual tax-officers taking their cut, the import rates set by the left-leaning government, the greed of shopkeepers that know the prices are fucked so they can mark it up in 2016 the average markup on big retail for electronics neared 450% compared to 150% on common groceries and 230% on luxury items.

In short, by the time a new cellphone reaches the hands of the consumer in the rest of the world, it costs about 5x what it took to produce.
In brazil, it's closer to 15 times.

Isn't communism, greed and corruption great?
I'll give you another cool factoid about Brazil about their famed coastline.
It's a little slice of Paradise on land to visit. And when I say "little slice" I mean it: they have a wall that would make Trump proud 2km inland for most of their cost. The purpose?
You see the hotels, restaurants and tourist traps on the coast? You see the people working there?
They live behind that wall. In shitty guettos (or shitty neighbourhoods that they try to pretend aren't proto-ghettos).
Those people are massively poor. All that tourist money is funneled into the hands of the owners of those hotels, restaurants and casinos.
Brazillian costline is an economy of Tourism: there's a dozen rich people who own it and millions of poor monkeys working in it.

The last time they had proper industry and produced their own wealth… it was because a Portugese was running their government.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_II_of_Brazil
He left and the huehue's took about 5 years to turn the place back into a shitheap.
This was the last time that Brazil had something going for itself and the main reason there's still as many whites as there are now.

And before any jungle monkey comes with "there's no wall, r-really", get fucked.
I was hired to go there and help set up electronic security to keep the ghetto gangs from hopping it.
Travelled nearly 80% of it from south to north of the coastline.

All for nothing, I might had. The local suppliers charge stupid prices for common sensors and parts, the local government in each region is pocketing half the money (they "buy" the components from a firm they or their brother own, then overcharge to make sure they get their cut) and I had to go back and forth because shit kept "misteriously" break down all the time and they blamed the initial installation instead of the fact that they gave us shit that was soldered and assembled by 15 year olds as school projects (real nice fucking education system you got there, solder 250 parts this afternoon to get an A+).

I wasn't even done when I left. 6 fucking huehue charged into our hotel room after buying off the hired bodyguards our company hired, held us at gunpoint because one of us had a suit and they thought we had lots of money in there. We gave them the keys to our truck (rented from local company) and they stole it to find a couple toolboxes with electrical equipment in it and nothing else.
After that, the bodyguards never showed up again, we couldn't find new one's without paying a small fortune and were re-called, contract cancelled and the local firm that sub-contracted us sued for no result since the local courts don't give a shit or were bought off.

Brazil is a great country with lovely people that live surrounded by shit and stupidity brought on by their leftist policies over the years.
The day a raging fire consumes the Amazon and everything south of the equador will be a good day.