Lawbreakers drops to 10 players

Lawbreakers drops to 10 players

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HAHAHA FAGGOTS

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JUST

Was the character designs deliberately made to be as unappealing as possible. Spoilered for obvious reasons.

That's the new low.

I can't handle all this good news.

lol Cliffy B
Go back to consoles faggot

RANDY WINS AGAIN BABEEEEYYY

Who is next?

i appreciate the archive but it still sickens me a little

What the fuck were they thinking?

gotta reach out for the serious gamin' sistas audience out there, which doesn't exist

All of this could have been prevented by adding some cocksleeves in it.

Truly the Overwatch killer

Not only that, she has TEN fingers on her right hand

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I don't even have anything witty to say. Cliffy B is an out of touch hack who thought pandering to a crowd that hates video games was a good idea. Fuck em' and the horse he rode in on.

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Kek, what the chances these fags even find a match? Are they just playing all alone?

That first pic text is JUST too damn funny. Please don't let it be a shoop, because there's a few things Cliffy got sort of right.
And thank fuck for that.

Does the game even have bots? Dumbasses who bought it can't even do bot matches can they?

Who the fuck are those 10 people still playing? Is it the devs themselves? Although I doubt even they are still playing this shit

Apparently it doesn't have bots. Holy kek, there really are 10 people probably just sitting in a game all by themselves.
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Holy shit that first picture. It almost gets some things right but then liberalism kicks in and he can't finish a coherent thought and ends up contradicting itself and reality. Absolutely 0 self awareness, no ability to reflect on his own ideas.

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Tencent funded his shit, they are Chinks, and Chinks do not like niggers.

Fuckin this

All these designs just look so meh, tryhard and flatout fuckin bad. You know what's half the reason of getting idiots into your game? Give them shit that some of them want to fuck, cosplay, make art of or all three.

Post yfw there are more unique ids in this thread then there are people playing the game.

sadly the game is pretty fun, more fun then a lot of other stuff people are playing right now. If cliffy b didn't cuck the game so hard and cuck the playerbase so hard then it might've been a fun little niche game to play, now it's dead only 3 months in.

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Who'll get the trips?

He had to:
1) Not virtue signal like an idiot
2) Not shit talk people who were fans of his previous games
3) Have a decent art team capable of making interesting looking characters instead of force diversity
4) Market it in a non stupid way
And even if he had done all these things his game would probably have 100 concurrent players right now instead of 10 unless he marketed it really fucking well.

You tried and that's what counts.

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tfw 2k used to do that with their games until the only players left deserted the game due to an influx of unbannable bots.

He had plenty of marketing going for it. I'm pretty sure the game debuted at the VGAs for fucks sake. He's just a fucking retard who decided to spend half the time he should have been talking about the game, shit talking the playerbases of other games.
Pro Tip for Cucky B: If you want to sell someone something you don't insult them live on stream

B-BUT MUH GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS!

Not having ugly ass models would be enough for me

That girl (male?) looks like she's wearing a diaper.

Anyone save that picture of the purple lipstick she-ape doing a love heart with her hands?

I wanted to post it. But I wouldn't save something like that disgusting. And boy was it disgusting.

Meh, I can overlook a lot of stuff if the game is really fun, but there's a certain amount of minimum visual appeal that if it's not there. It just becomes a sticking point that becomes distracting and drowns out what little positives it might have had. Cliffy shooting his mouth off didn't help. You'd think fuckers would learn by now not to insult potential customers.

Checked

nvm, found it.

I can't even tell.

Fantastic.

I would say Paladins but apparently not.

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Oh I get it now it's called Lawbreakers because the cast is mostly niggers

I recognize that chink.

What a bunch of transphobes.

It also would have helped if it wasn't so obviously hero based gunning for the overwatch market. Remove the damage numbers would have helped a lot too.

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Paladins will die when Hi-Rez makes their own F2P battle royale.

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So, a different game I guess?

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The problem is that he thought SJWs played games.

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KEK

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It looks like someone put Destiny, Overwatch and CoD in a blender and strained out any potential fun. Everything looks like it was stolen from somewhere else. It's a horrible, overdesigned mess.
If they wanted to stand out they should have gone the TF2 route and made something easy on the eyes and simple to understand.

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Oh that's why no one bought it. It was -ist.

You know what I remember even when it wasn't going to be a hero shooter? Overstrike.

While it's true in some situations, people often say this to mean everyone else instead of whatever community they're talking about. This also is used to stop thinking about why it failed, because everyone is petty.
I'm not 100% sure, but even normalfag/minorities are aware of sjw bullshit by now, and know the hidden problems that come with it. That didn't stop the heavily black oriented fighting game communities or the Asian oriented competitive RTS communities. It's actually pretty ironically demeaning to think that just by adding a black character that blacks will suddenly flock to your game.

Where are all those colored folk Ciffy-B??, weren't they supposed to buy to the game seeing as how you made it for them.

The game isn't even bad gameplay-wise. Enjoyed the beta a lot.

I don't really pay attention to anything anymore because I'm busy as fuck right now.

Why are people celebrating the death of this game?

Can anyone read the moonrunes on her collar?


Truly this is a new low for the game industry.

5) Not make a game trying to compete with established titles in a genre that is over saturated.
6) have decent netcode.
7) make their characters look like they are from the game they are supposed to be in, some look like faggot cyberpunk knockoffs, Quake clones and other look like they are from a village in contemporary UK.
8) have a dedicated single player experience ala Titanfall 2 that explains the background, who any of these ugly assholes are etc.
9) Get CliffyB to stay the fuck off twitter and the public eye in general, he is a laughingstock of a human bean and i wouldn't be surprised if his twitter spergings and talking about being the "Quintin Tarintino of shitty dead games"

Since Cliffy is a old man i expect his next game is going to be a tran-tastic clone of PUBG.

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Why are people celebrating the death of this game?
Because Ciffy-B is a [current year] type of individual that mocked fans of other games and is just down right a piece of shit

Also a lot of people take issue with the [current year] design choices of the game.

ITT: we find games that we think are dead but actually have more players than LawBreakers

[something]のような意味があります。

Doesn't mean anything without the first part though.

Sorry Ana Valens you dumb whore, this game doesn't have a future, it's DOA bitch.

Where'd that video come from bro?

Sry bro no idea

He also apparently said this

I fucking love how pathetic these people are.


This
had forced mouse acceleration up until the open beta. That alone should tell you everything.

Well fuck him I guess.

It's a shame, I really liked the first couple gears of war games. My first console based online experiences.

I wonder if he really believes the shit he spews or if he's playing the "Hello fellow cultural marxists" game to stay employed.

It's this shit. The guy doesn't understand the meaning of the word "integrity" as he proceeded to throw the Xbox fans and PC fans of his games under the bus (As the story goes).

The more of this picture i read, the more i hate it, the more i find wrong with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=26xxIRi7jv0
This is the video your webm is from.

bleszinski

Love Lewie when he's angry.

No i genuinely believe he's infected with the mind virus. Either way the community withheld money because of his "Design choices" & "SJW pandering". I hope the major Chinese investor take his thumbs

If Gamenet didn't shut down Jelly Battle I'm sure that it would have more players right now.

The most vapid review soundbites ever, christ

if omgpop didn't shut down, it would have more players on all of its games

He definitely has some sort of parasite.

What a cuckold faggot. Glad his little game got sacked.

One player more

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are you black

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I don't know how true this is, but this story was fascinating user
It honestly makes me feel a little sad for him.

Overwatch cocksleeves mostly have sameface, but I'll give OW this much at least the sameface doesn't make me wretch. And Widowmaker has a nice ass. Lawbreakers design choice while does have variety, they're all unappealing so it shoots itself in the face.
Will Cliffy go the way of Bitchford and pretend there is a flood of rule34 of this game. Because I doubt even Shadman will want to draw futacocks on this masterpiece.

This is what happens when you try to make people like things instead of making things that people like.

Cliffy just wanted all that money the blacks, mexicans, and indians have so he made a game just for them. The one problem with his plan was that none of those groups actually have money.

Don't. He's the asshole who brought this all on himself.

pls be reel

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Your mom's husband seems like a good guy, you should at least pretnd to like his gift and be a good wife's son.

Good point. There's a lot of cruft and the detail doesn't seem focused, it winds up being visual noise and clutter.

The fuck? I was just thinking about it too.

The idea female face does not vary by much. This is because it is the ideal.


There has to be some way to cure the virus that isn't a lobotomy.


I wonder how hard your have to wave the cultural marxist buzzword flag to stay employed in that sort of culture.

Surely just not even mentioning it is enough, or waving it in private. I want to work in the overtime games industry but I don't really want to have to wave that flag just to stay employed.

I dunno I would be kinda pissed if someone cared so little about me that they bought me a video game for fifty cents at a goodwill.

That's not exactly true. It'd be more accurate to say they spend their money on other things & that's the core point, "Marketing niggers" are always trying to bring in newer consumers. but in reality, gaming will only ever appeal to a select few and it's very likely that in the coming years a lot of game developers will go under trying to market to the"Wider audience" that lost interest in gaming as a fad and "Core audience"(You)(Me) will also disengage with said "developers " for having pandered to (SJWs and Wider audience)

The crash is coming. Developers would do well not to ostracize "Core audience" and establish Loyalty now!!. If that means not getting stupid vapid soundbite accolades from places like IGN for not having "token diversity or STONK women role models also post modernist ideals" so fucking be it.

Lock down you Loyal fans now or die!

My brain cannot comprehend what it is seeing.

GENDER NEUTRAL GAS SUMMONED

How is it possible for Cliffy to have such low numbers?


The fug? I was just thinking about it too.

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Well when you make a game that appeals to nobody and then tell anyone that might possibly buy your game human garbage this is what happens.

Withhold sexuality and mating! FYI that's the actual real answer, blah blah pyramid of human needs

the lawbreaker reddit has to be one of the saddest things ever.

The sad part is somebody must be fucking these faggots because I doubt anyone could keep up being such a giant homo for so long without it paying off.

I'm not seeing how to achieve what you are suggesting based on the conditions.

Withhold it from who, enforced by what?

Holy shit reddit, get your shit together.

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You have to go back.

I wanna put my head in between those jugs.

Maybe it's because even the pandering characters are appealing in Overwatch.

Again not exactly true, We are seeing a huge paradigm shift right now! People are beginning to work out that "Post Modernism" isn't a successful strategy, and they are pissed.

Ride the wave friendo and just chillout and watch as society tears itself apart trying to figure out why it's unfulfilled and angry

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11405962/Woman-killed-herself-after-struggling-to-deal-with-being-unmarried-and-childless-by-30.html

Chill dude it's already happening ^^^.

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I'll give you four reaction images and a webm for those double dubs.

You son of a bitch

Women don't find that attractive. Which is to say women don't find men seeking innocent comfort through them attractive because it makes you look vulnerable.

You can do it, but remember, your woman is not your mother. Too much of that behavior and they will resent and replace you.


There is nothing to chill about, it's breeding the conditions for communist revolution. I don't want to have to put these faggots down. Killing is depressing.

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You're just making it worse.

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What's wrong with imgur and .gif?

If it happens it happens, no point getting upset about something that hasn't happened yet. If you want to actually impact social discourse "withhold" and when i say that i mean just refuse to engage or entertain or buy from anything you don't like. The power of society to social ostracize is more powerful than you think.


Ciffy-B is literally experiencing this right now, We refuse to buy his turd of a game because we are literally practicing "social ostracizism"

This is what you get when you pander Cliff Badinski.

Holy fuck this can't be real.

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Has anyone ever called you out on the fact that your waifu is the most disgusting and vile whore imaginable, Ryokofag?

If it doesn't work, break it further

Was not mandatory to install steam back then.

The real reason for Battlebborn and Lawbreakers failures is that normalfags all act like clones, always flocking to the very same venues (Overwatch). And Blizzard are experts in making sure the suckers don't escape the hook, ever.

But it's still a positive, to see diversity quotas getting a bloodied face.

They failed for the same reason every CoD or WoW "killer" failed, instead of trying to make their own market they tried to push into an already existing one with an inferior product.

Lol the trap porn vid I made got more views than this game

games don't have views idiot

They do when I watch a walking simulator on YouTube.

Never played an assfaggots in my life, but I doubt these games can get much beyond "competent". People perceive them as good because of the social, like a facebook game with a chat channel.

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FUCK

There are more people on a dead board like /just/ than there are people playing Lawbreakers.

There are more PPH on Holla Forums at 4 am than people playing Lawbreakers

There are more suicide attempts by Cliffyb than people playing Lawbreakers

What is the point.

Wow, the re-tweets and likes for that tweets are actually going down over time. How queer!

That's why robo-waifus are the future.

Wow, it's almost as if players who play that niche game play lawbreakers when they don't play their niche game

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100% accurate.

How? That can’t be right.

At one point, they had 0 players playing in the last hour some weeks back. Then they did that free weekend thing, and redditer's were losing on purpose to keep player that joined for that to keep playing to keep the game alive. Cliffy B did do something right. He proved that you can do something worse than Battleborn. I'm sure Randy is very happy.

Very unfortunate implications.

never heard of it

Not surprising, I only knew about it after they released it.

And it gets worst

There are more UIDs on the 4am THREAD than who play Lawbreakers

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I liked the first one

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You got the webm?

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you little sneak

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LAWBREAKERS

What did you expect? A bunch of cis-gendered Whites?

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Don't try to inject logic into CliffyB's narritive.

Widowmaker will be tweaking like a nigger on Lawbreakers grave.

So what you're saying is that Cliff Bazingaski is finally in a list of Top 10 for something?

Top ten cuckolds.
Top ten video game flops.
Top ten most annoying cunts in video games.
Top ten worst twitter users.
Top ten "biggest flops due to shitlib pandering" in gaming.

And the funny thing is that he's probably too much of a loser to even be in those lists.

Little known fact about Cliffyb: he was a member of Something Awful back in the early '00s. His username used to be "cliffyb" I believe, and he did some Jeff K stuff as well.
It explains so much about why he's a stupendous faggot these days.

I believe he could probably come somewhere in the top ten of Cuckolds and twitter users, maybe game flops but he might have a hard time on the "most annoying cunts in video games." he'd probably give the award away to Cosmo.

I don't think Cliffy was still around when SA started to turn into a safe space for leftists, faggots, pederasts and spree shooters

CHECKED!


Spicy pasta user.

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The only people shallow enough to buy a product because it has nonwhites are SJWs, cucks and kikes, if not people who are all of the above. Not even the niggest nig wants a product just cause it has black chicks in it. If they went muh dik mode, they'll go for just any female character who looks genuinely attractive and has booty or leg, not an unironic version of Keisha Fabo and Breadquanda.

Holy fuck, that's the same as John Flynts game had at launch

Guys, you're not looking at the bigger picture. Less than 10% of people have even won a match. Assuming that it's a 3v3, you'd expect that number to be about 50%. Meaning there are people out there who bought the game but didn't even play it.

STOP MOCKING MY GAME

So there are people who bought Lawbreakers and couldn't be fucked finishing a single match?

Cliffy should just retire and never attempt to make another game again.

How's your wife's boyfriend?

you can take the goon out of SA but you can't take the SA out of a goon

With this blunder under Cliffy, will video game companies still listen to him when be brings out his next "Billion Dollar IP"?

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Of course. Failure only helps convince them that they're being oppressed by the patriarchy and it wouldn't surprise me if they fuck up on purpose just to have an excuse to bitch.

Most people would at least try a game they bought to see if it works etc. The implication being implied that others here are already implying is Cliffy's game is only played by him and what remains of the employees.

really? if Cliffy strolled into my office rambling about his new "Billion dollar IP" i'd tell him no because of Lawbreakers, it's failed and it'll never make back anything close to what they spent on it.

Lawbreakers is dead, stop updating it,just release it for free or kill the servers completely.

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Who is more alpha in that relationship, the dog or Cliff?

He might get the more passive aggressive runaround. Or be given the "oh yeah of course we remember who you are Cliffy, have your people call our people we'll do lunch soon. You haven't heard anything from us? Yeah don't worry don't call us we'll call you yeah good seeing you Cliffy. Ok bye now. Bye. So long. Yeah, no we will, definitely, yeah. Ok this is really productive and all I gotta go catch a taxi, super great we've run in like this at the mall. I have to go I'm running really late already. Cliffy, you can let go of my arm now, hey it's ok come on man we'll definitely call you back. Ok big guy, chin up now. Ok. You take care now Cliffy."

moribund: Word of the Day from Dictionary.com dictionary.com/wordoftheday/2017/10/13

adjective

He has to go to his wife's bull for pointers on how to be more assertive.


This game isn't on life support, this game is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital and is currently bleeding out.

Lawbreakers theme

imgur is reddit's and tumblr son, with their cancerous userbase

In my minds eye i can see a elephant sized animal lumbering into a tar pit and being too stupid to stop walking and save itself from a ignoble death.

Groose's theme truly goes with everything

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Even the dog knows he's a fucking faggot.

In the Game of Cucks, we all lose.

His first mistake was talking shit about the console/company that made him. Such duplicity always fucks you in the end.

user is actually telling you the truth this time. source: it happened to me


SAD!

If less people play the game than develop it you're better of paying them to play instead of going the roundabout way of actually making a game.

steam was not mandatory when it was big.

its sad there are people speed running this game

Yes, and women are shit. Their retardation that feminism appeals to is what gets them into the mess they inevitably find themselves in.

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XD!

Yes, actually.

good form, user

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Why does Scout have shark teeth?

Wouldn't you just want to suck dem melanin enriched toes?

To form a pack with yourself as the leader, to move forward through life increasing your strength and power through self control and hardship. To gradually conquer all your goals until there are none left but the survival and glory of your family name.

Then to die with a contented smile.

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I fought the law and the law won.

I bet theres more people playign Tribes ascend currently than there are playing lawbreaker

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post yfw when you're old and cry that shitty re-used reaction pics are the only way you faggots can communicate and OC is a dead concept much like original games. I mean fuck you all complain about how games have stagnated yet here you are for reaction picture reply thread #8653

Go to bed, Cliffy

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HUH

More people probably played Megaman Legends 3 than this crap.

source? Reverse search gives nothing

you love it, don't even lie

Holla Forums is way too mean to this guy. He busted his ass to make a video game and unfortunately, it didn't work out as he was hoping.

When is the last time any of you fags made a game? Oh yeah, you don't, you just whine about them.

LESS THAN TEN PLAYERS

Don't tempt me

I feel like its well deserved i just don't like how its turned into "laugh at this game general #500". its a step up from constant off topic threads so there's that

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Why are you criticizing this board without making your own?

You guys are really crashing the (you) market giving them out so easily

i did and it has more users than lawbreakers where's yours? :^)

Here you go, my man, it's your hint for today.
But searching for it may or not may taint your dignity, proceed at your own peril.

What the fuck have any of you done to make games? Protip, just bitching and moaning about games that weren't even made for you does jack shit.

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PLAYERS

Doing any kind of creative work should make people more HUMBLE instead of entitled. Past success is past.

i wonder how much money was spent on lawbreakers. i mean it sold around 65K units on steam which is more than i could hope for the best game i could think of making. we laugh that no one plays but it probably made a tidy profit.

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I'm working on two video games right now, and soon I'll have enough progress on one of them to post it on Holla Forums.
Take that as you will.

holy shit user FUCK YOU spoiler that shit

is that you bazinga?

When you see something that you don't think should be happening. Try asking someone why that thing is happening. You might learn something.

Being nice is not a virtue. It's okay to be mean to people that don't have principles.

Considering it was supposed to be a "billion dollar franchise" I'd expect it had a fair bit spent on development and advertising. The game is also $30 not $60, so its hard to see 65k giving them a tidy profit.

you have more than one ?
can you post it please ?

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If this title's playerbase is hovering at 10, it seems it's achieved it's goal of not making the game for a lot of people.

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Is that Kanye West?

Last week.
Never seen the amateur game developer general on the board? Can't see it through your salty tears?

Yeah and that foot is actually just a normal person's.

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Hey, it's Bleszinga!, The Gears of Bara guy.

With the crazy shit they make, you would think anime would be way more popular in their country. Or at least have a decent bootleg scene.

I've seen these movies, the fight scenes are unironically good, they're surprisingly well choreographed.

BILLION DOLLAR IP

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That's because that game is quality, unlike Lawbreakers.

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the implications

cliffy's only friend in the world must be alcohol right now

i can't believe steam hasn't shut these game numbers down yet.

I once installed Unity and got up to the tutorial about making rougelikes. I went on a long walk and started thinking how I would go around making my own.
You know why I never finished that tutorial? Because I all I could come up with was essentially copy of Elona+.
I didn't made a game because it would just be a copy of already existing game. I must say this thread proves the fact my decision had some bases in reality.

They won't do it because it stands to embolden morons who buy and play slightly less shitty things to keep doing what they're doing. There's no better way to lower people's standards than by providing both a high and low point, both of which are lower by comparison to older high and low points.

Until the law is changed
Until we regain our former culture and old ways of life, there is no purpose

We used to have something called marriage but the sluts couldn't slut around and the chads couldn't fuck 10 different women a week.

I love when out of touch leftists try to look progressive but end up looking like racist fuckheads who thinks marketing to a nigger includes putting a nigger in your game.

archive.fo/PnQna

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Oh holy shit that would be amazing.

I believe it already got a free weekend thing on steam, didn't do shit.

Should replace the dog with a black guy and Cliff's wife.
Or you can just leave the dog there and add them.

Is it true that they repo'ed his lamborghini??

archive.is/R4ZIg

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10/10 joke tbh

End the abuse now!!

What is that supposed to mean?

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Toxic is pansy speak for "asshole".

That they walk on eggshells to be as less offensive as possible, so if they go out of line you can chastise them for being shitlords

Why the fuck are those who are complaining about it's failure not playing it? Just proves that SJWs and women don't play games.

They heard pewdiepie call a guy a nigger once.

Nice, a self-patrolling thot

Basically should be changed to "roughly speaking."

Because they fired it off at the same time as the annual cod free weekend

Seriously mate the game is a walking corpse and they still find time to push their sophistry?

I swear neogaf is like a circle of middle aged men licking each other's assholes after losing big in life.

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Wew. So are those the people that Cliffy wanted as his target paying audience for the game? Good job I guess.

It's been over fifteen years, and CliffyB is still a huge fucking faggot.

Yes user that is indeed how many people are playing this joke of a game

ebin

What the fuck happened to him? He was a fucking map designer for Unreal 1!

Reading archive.fo/xZnGm with archive.fo/D5AIL makes it even funnier.

>How Cliff Bleszinski redeemed himself with his latest shooter, Lawbreakers

>(((Sexual Revolution))) and the rise of (((Feminism))) in the 60s, takes advantage of Welfare and Planned Parenthood to keep a sense of in-consequentiality while leading a moral and ideological shift that would be a blight in the future
Too bad things will need to get very nasty, before the people can value what they lost

"NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE" - Cinema Shits
"GENERIC VAGUE PRAISE" - Game Cunts
"YOU PRESS BUTTONS" - Whoremag
"SOME WORDS" - A Company
"GLYPHS THAT THE READER INTERPRETS AS SPEECH" - Blindfolds Monthly

This guy is just a weak dildo.

There are more Devs who made this game than people who played it.

The whole point of the stupid game is fluid movement and all that shit, why would that be surprising?


What has worse character design, lawbreakers with its super generic futuristic soldiers or paragon, where all the characters look like box art from old graphics cards?