Dinosaur Autism General

God have mercy, I don't even feel like I could defend this game anymore, and yet here I am, four fucking thousand and eight hundred hours in, still having fun.

I need an exorcism. Am I alone?

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Yes. True dinosaur autism is monster hunter.

do you literally do nothing but play this piece of shit?

I have fucking Monster Hunter 4U and I think it's much, much better. I've yet to finish up Xcom LW, I haven't played Endless Legend or Crypt of the NecroDancer to satisfaction yet, I don't mind some CS:GO, hell I could go hop on my fucking Mabinogi account from years and years and years ago and wallow in the nostalgia.

But I keep coming back to this fucking dinosaur game. I don't know why and I hate it and love it and want to die all at once.


I know, right? I'm disappointed in myself and have been for the past solid year.

Is that goat dead?

Just install some mods to ease the shitty grind
you don't actually plays this shit online, do you?

Cavewomen girls are patrician-tier, it's too bad vidya doesn't have more of them. Also I just looked this game up and it seems like another open world survival game, what makes this different from the billion other ones besides the dinos

Pretty sure it's just enjoying the swing.

Can anyone turn me to the musical genre used in embed related? I thought it was just traditional Chinese music, but the latter sounds nothing like this

Pretty sure it's alive, and just, doesn't know what the fuck to do.


I play it on my own server with some pretty reasonable boosts and a comfy set of mods, yes.


That's pretty much it. It runs like garbage, but is very very pretty on a computer that can handle it. It's very easy to run your own shit and they've made it so you can very, very easily make changes to the base game and throw mods in willy-nilly like a madman, though. The build system is super finicky but has a lot of potential if you're willing to work with it. You can paint the fucking dinosaurs, etc. and in general, there's a million different things you can pour loads of time into and you get especially rewarded for doing so, so it's…. Autism, the game? The perfect outlet, I guess.

thats perfectly reasonable then, even if highly autistic, its a nice sandbox despite most people here only seeing the normalfags survival aspect of it, I bet most faggots bashing youhave double the hours you have there on ASSFAGGOTS and/or MMOs

Not gonna lie, playing ark was worse than playing minecraft with that only 1 good dinosaur mod.

Fuck, which one was that?

Archeology revival I think?
The dev was flighty though, some updates broke worlds because he rebuilt from the ground up, other updates removed content so if you had cool shit it ended up vanishing, some things were buggy, when a version was stable it was plenty fun.
Looking at Ark, it ramps up the survival aspect, gives you a static map with respawning resource nodes, and the dinosaurs are so fucking huge that they clip through EVERYTHING and get stuck CONSTANTLY, and that stupid exp system, just why?

Clipping and getting stuck hasn't been my experience unless you're a genuinely garbage-tier architect that make minimum-size boxes for everything.

I think the idea behind the xp system was -supposed- to be that more experienced players could be sought out and bargained with for their crafting skills, and so that different people in a tribe would grab up their own unique specialties, but what actually ends up happening is you jack up the xp multiplier and mindwipe when you run out of points to bullshit around with.

OH BOY A DINOSAUR THREAD
No thanks, that's just the same with addicted to cow shit
REV UP THOSE DINO-DOUJINS NAO BOIS

Tribal chant music? The thing is though, not a lot of chant music mixes in a horn and string section.
Ethereal?

This is the start to some disgusting vore comic isn't it.

ALL YOUR DINOSAURS HAVE FEATHERS
Suck it fags
God I hate that dinosaurs are now allegedly giant feral chickens with fucked up beaks

In all seriousness- how was that Disney RPG with Dinosaur Pokemon? It was on DS or 3DS IIRC?

Is there a mod for this game that fixes the chest size setting for female characters without being a nude mod?
Like I'll not even really concerned with of they look good or not as long as they look better than the weird torpido thing it does by default.

do you have any with qt velociraptors girls?

Maybe. Who knows. I think OP should post more so we can see for ourselves.

I don't recognize the artist, at least

Jokes on you fag, I was one of the early adopters of feathered dinosaurs and birds are the coolest shit on the planet right now. Scalefags are literal lizard-fuckers who can't accept warm-blooded supremacy.

If you've ever seen a pack of chickens chase after a mouse or small lizard and tear that shit apart, you'll achieve true dinosaur enlightenment.

Firstly, it's not a goat. It's a donkey.
Secondly, it's clearly moving it's head.

It's generally the smaller one that had feathers.

duckdraw.tumblr.com/archive

This does nothing for my boner.

That person has a lot of minecraft posts.
Also fuck tumblr for being so hard to navigate. I can't even figure out how to search multiple keywords, or it just doesn't work like it used to.

Is this one of those “survive and build a base” games? Does it have an end-goal/game? Can any enjoyment be had by pirating it and playing single player?

I’m still a sucker for a format break, particularly in lovey-dovey porn doujins, which happens next to never.

You can have tamed flying dinos and swimming dinos and shit like that. I don't know how advanced you can get, but you could build a functional house boat apparently. Then endgame I think is just having big dinos to ride.
I think I'm starting to get an itch for minecraft again… God help me.

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Those aren't dinosaurs you faggot, they're just reptiles that were around in the same time period. That shit's like calling a turtle an amphibian or a platypus a fucking bird.

penguins?

End goal is perfected masterrace dinosaurs through selective breeding, and the fancy space-age gadgets you learn how to make by fighting bosses in gigantic raids.

Look, I'm no proctologist, but I'm pretty sure platypus are birds.

Bird lawyer here. If a platypus has bird parents he's legally considered a bird.

Does that also apply to Larry Byrds?

Judging by his beak and wingspan, I'd say it's a safe bet he's a bird.

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OP, please, go detox yourself from this drivel, stop this fucking shit and play good shit for once

Though, I guess you don't need it when you can actually make a basket

So there ARE NPCs and enemies, then?

Maybe dirtyduckdraw.tumblr.com does, the same guy's NSFW blog. Quite a bit of furshit on there, though. And hardly any dinosaurs

dats it man

That's a lie. It's only a true bird if it inherit's it's bird lineage from it's mother. Otherwise it's just a goymmal.