The G4 Thread

When the gaming media was just full of marketing shills instead of ideologue fuckers.

X-Play was a show made for casual shit-eaters and everyone who actually played video games in a significant capacity looked down on it while it was airing. Your nostalgia is my old disdain. It was the Big Bang Theory of its time.

If you say so.

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True, but seeing how shit everything is now.. who would have thought we'd look back and think we had it good then?

This. Also Adam Sessler was always a punchable fucktard. Half his schtick was getting triggered by games with "anime" character designs, just like our resident goonposters.

it's shit because of shows like this. it was proto jewtube eceleb garbage. "people" care more about the personalities than the vidya

I remember really enjoying watching there gaming stuff, like Cheat, Cinematech, that weird show portal. Sad.

The forced humor and blatant shilling turned me off to it. The forced humor especially, I dunno how people could stand it.

I rather miss channel GAME NETWORK.

Fuck X-Play and fuck anything post G4 merger. I miss Tech TV.

I've always wanted to caress Morgon Webb's legs.

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Am I the only person on earth that really liked the show Portal?

At least she's pretty to look at. They can't even get something as basic as sex sells right anymore.

This picture is completely ruined.

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I miss Unscrewed. Laura Swisher had some great tits, and they occasionally had some really good segments as well as shining a light and laughing at some of the weirder niche people and communities on the web.

Watch the whole episode if you want, but skip to 17:15 for a segment on modding an Xbox to play backups.

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X-Play replaced the far superior Judgement Day which you could tell was done by people who genuinely loved games.

No. That shit was great.

Dirk Ruddy was the shizzm shazzm

in that picture she is. what they did with her hair kind of hides her manjaw and showing off her (probably fake) titties hides the fact she doesn't have much of a figure waist/hip ratio wise.

never really found her all that hot on the show.

Yup. Anything based on nostalgia and anyone that goes with it should be beaten.

Asia Carrera is the best gaming whore.

Step aside coke cuck. The real reviewers are in.

This. Tommy was a faggot who autistically screeched over footsteps, but he was genuine unlike Coke Cucksler.

That said, TechTV > G4.

Being a child means you watch Judgment Day and average both of their scores to get an assessment of a game.
Being an adult means you know Tommy was actually always right about everything except Jojo

I miss all the shameless segments on g4 where it was just olivia munn doing whorish things for the hell of it, and really laughably bad humor from the random other guys.

Nah, he was right. Guilty Gear cucks also get btfo.

Kill yourself, that was when G4 was unwatchable shit pandering to their pseudo nerd cuck audience. Anyone who watched Attack of the Shit after what they did to The Screensavers needs to be shot.

Extended Play = Gamespot TV > shit > X-Play

Kate Botello > Morgan Webb > Laura Fielder > shit > Adam the Coke Cuck

The sad thing is Unscrewed seemed like the kind of irreverent shit that could have within G4's eventual change into a comedic young male oriented channel. G4 killed the show during the Tech TV merger and I guess rather than stay, Martin left in solidarity with his fired Tech TV staff.

Tommy > all

no tiles allowed, degenerate

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the forced enthusiasm and hosts hiding their distaste for one another both angered and delighted me at the same time. it was a wreck waiting to happen.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO REVIEWS ON THE CUCK

The internet ruined everything by making information too accessible. Shows like that will never exist again. It also ruined things like MMOs thanks to datamining and wikis taking away the fun of discovering things.

I wish I could see those whorish things.

Good fucking riddance. The level of shameless payola represented by shows like this and their game reviews ads will never be possible again because the internet makes it easier to learn real facts about games now and to know when a reviewer paid shill doesn't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.

Just watch some of their reviews, whom would have thought watching old reviews would feel so fresh?

dunno I miss the pure shameless marketing/ads.

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Because Tommy actually had some personality despite his autistic hatred of RTS games and love of horse racing sims.

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SESS IS A MESS

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Go read through some 2004-2007 EGM issues, that is the golden age of game magazines.

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See how it works? Very slowly. I think they banned a firing mechanism for guns a few weeks ago, people said it was useless and wouldn't save a single life, just annoy people, actually it's to move forward to ban the whole thing, "slowly but surely" as Yeb Bush would say.

That's not Adam Sessler, that's ChristianXXX, he fucks trannies and don't generally give a fuck about it.

One skit I always remember is their Budweiser commercial parody that was Real Buttholes of Gaming where they did Mr. Piss Poor Level Designer and Mr. Overlong Cutscene Creator.

Shame I can never find a video of those two.

Wait, Tecmo, so they did Extreme Beach Volley Balls and it was published in the west.

It's not even that slow anymore. Even just using recent examples, we went from minor censorship of costumes in Bravely Default to complete removal of gameplay features in Fates in the course of just a few years.

That's his sex name, every pornstar uses a nickname so they can hide their real identity, unfortunately for Sessler…

op is a fag

nobody cares about cocaine sessler and whats her face. and x play? At least post Gamespot TV

Contrast with Adam Sessler who gets fucked by trannies and cries about it later.

I love that song. I love Olivia Munn

There is a reason why people liked shit like cinamatech.

have you seen her recently? shes ugly.