Elves are vidya

cute taste

This user knows what's up.

Faggot who never read the books. Tolkien elves are bound to the cycles of the world, they know where they're going and they know how it's going to end - which is why the Doom of Men is even a thing.

Best taste

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Are there any Skyrim elf replacers that makes them actual elves and not TES ayys? I hate how even the fucking gooks who only care about making cute girls fell for the lore friendly meme.

it never did, elves are literally only good for rape

Going mad for Clownpiece can't be helped

All threads that have something to do with a fantasy race/ayys/crusader will end up with porn dumps.

This shouldn't arouse me as much as it does.

100% truth. Fairies and inchlings a best!

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It should be illegal to make posts this shit.

Fairies are inherently sexual

In before newfag asks for source

For once OP is not a faggot

I've read the books multiple times. And they're still leaving the mortal world behind for the next phase of their existence. And Death is a gift, not a curse, Morgoth just twisted the perception of it.

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Because getting maybe 3 shots out of a musket in a minute totally trumps bows. Mate, think before you open your mouth.

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Arrows are useless against armour, bullets aren't.

undead elves are the best because you can keep killing them over and over again

That is a load of bullcrap. Plate armor isn't made out of some mythical, impervious material that can't be pierced. See battle of Agincourt for example.

It's widely known that the arrows did not pierce into those who had plate armour.

Nah
Drow clearly best

Bull. Archers had to aim at the horses because their bows couldn't pierce french plate. Even if it did pen, they would have chain mail with padded armor behind it. Knights didn't wear 50-80 pounds of metal on themselves just to look cool.

Dunmer is the best kind of Dark Elf.

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What about zombie succubus elves who get off to being on the receiving end of guro
fuck my stomach pussy senpai

Knights during combat used to look like pincushions because while the arrows managed to dent the plate they got stuck in the chain mail and padding.
If you wanted to kill a knight you only had two options: pure blunt force or attacking the weak spots like armpits, behind the knee or the visor.

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Time for some Bosmer.

Elves normally make me sick, but I had a lot of fun playing as the Dark Elves in Total WaWa2.

His burning hatred for the infinitely worse High Elves was just icing on the cake.

Disciples 2 had undead elves. Does that count?

Must have skimmed through every other page, cause your understanding of the stuff is lacking. The elves envy the Doom because nobody has any idea what happens to men once they die. The elves (and the Valar) perceive the Doom as a gift because it's a giant question mark, and men were influenced to see it the same way. It's the Numenoreans who were influenced by Sauron to fear and fight against the Doom by breaking the Ban, and their island got sunk into the sea for it. Even the elves came around to this way of thinking later on, Arwen called it 'the loss and the silence'. Lastly, Aman not being part of the world is a relatively recent thing, and Tolkien deliberately stated that the Valar did not have the ability to take away the Doom. Sure, it's the next thing to an earthly paradise, but when the ringbearers fucked off to the west, they went there for healing, and the hobbits are still going to die and go wherever Eru ordained.

I'm just here for rare Deedlits. Speaking of which, were those transcripts of the D&D sessions the creators of Lodoss War made ever translated into English?

Dark elves are edgy wannabe goths and sluts.
40K elves have dildo helmets for some reason.

High elves best elves.

Filtered.

Man, if I were R. A. Salvatore, I would hide myself in shame for the rest of my days given how cringy edgy faggots are with this shit.

That is true for quality mail.
For good plate it would just bounce off.

Is there a fantasy race more pathetic than fucking dumbmer?

These threads are terrible even by Holla Forums standards.

Longbowmen don't aim at targets at all. They stand next to two hundred of their best friends and aim at ranges. The range they were shooting at contained both men and horses.

I thought the point of these threads was to post sexy/lewd/raped elves, but that barely happens. For some reason anons are instead actually arguing about elves for real.

cant actually dump since you can only post 2 posts with lewd stuff in it or else the fun police will get you. I have just been playing a lot of TW:W 2 and malekith did nothing wrong.

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Literally nothing wrong.
Does anybody else have problem posting? it keeps freezing at 100%, sometimes it does post i just have to refresh and sometimes it doesn't.

Same here, it's been a few days like that.
But when it posts, boy is it fast!

High Elves know how to have a good time.

Sauce?
I hope its porn

Elfs are for impregnation and breeding.

did her eyes dilate like a snakes?

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artwork is meh as fuck. surely you have better examples.

How rare are we talking about? Post some yourself.

I've heard people argue that some forms of gambeson could actually stop a few arrows. Any truth to these stories?

What are some setting where elves aren't just kinfe-ears?
Can't remember where they are from but I've seen a couple designs of elves while they appear somewhat human, seemed to intentionally trigger something like uncanny valley to simulate a xenophobic response.

Yeah.
Gambeson is SEVERELY underrated.
FAR superior to leather.

You can get as much protection as you want by adding more layers. Problem is it becomes stiffer the more you add.

Here, a video for you:

2nd picture is too dark, consult this chart for better shades of brown. Also you forgot to put marrying in front of impregnating and breeding

Disgusting treefuckers.

Elves are for raising children.

I'd marry a blonde aryan elf and keep the other elfs as sex toys.

also, being a nigger is about having the brain and facial features of a monkey, not shitskin alone.

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High Elves are true master race

There's something strange with the first one's tits.

They're deformed because the artist is a hack fraud who draws faces too much and now the face is the only good looking part of it while the rest of the piece is an unrefined slop house.

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Stuff like the Chinese paper armor, Mongolian silk armor and gambeson basically work just like modern day kevlar. Tight, compressed layers of fibers.

"magical arrows"
"GRORIOUS ERVEN STEER"
"Elven Archery Supremacy"
etc.etc. etc.
The list goes on and on and on

Were Creative Assembly getting some japanese artists for their elves?

They look more beautiful than the tabletop super thin elves.

you could have picked anything and it would'a been a hundred times better.

To be fair, early firearms were shit - took ages to reload, were prone to failures and not working during rain.

A good archer can easily empty his entire quiver in the time it takes to reload and fire an early gun.
So yeah, that musket might be better at piercing armor, but for every bullet you fire, I'll fire 10 arrows.

Selling point of early firearms is that untrained peasant could figure them out in couple of days compared to longbow which was essentially a life career.

w e w

Just use a crossbow. They had those like in 100BCE whatever.

I'd say early bullets were easier to mass-produce than bolts (could be made from cheaper lead compared to forged iron/steel bolt head) and starving peasant has easier time reloading gun than crossbow. Also firearms in general make better melee weapons than crossbows especially after bayonet was invented

i like elves as well fellow anons

Something about this style makes it the gayest fucking thing I have ever seen.

It's the twink bodytype and the crotch bulge. They're not even elves.

welcome to krees art, don't worry, he does grills good too

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I'm sorry they took your mech, Dumac.

more gay than weremole?

good lord that is fucking gay

A little Deed.

super gay

Wrong, elves are for headpats and hugs!

I wouldn't call her little. This one is little.

Or you might mean her bust size. Then I agree.

That's not a very flattering image

The problem is that it's really hard to actually write an elf character.
Normally they're just portrayed upper class snobby wizards or archers.

Tolkien's elves were great. Also Pre-WoW Warcraft Night Elves

Patrician taste, user.

This man should write one for leg lock.

Nice

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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME BACK MUH SILMARILSOLI

Are there any games with Thigh Elves?

Not small enough.

Which one?

Shut up bitch.

The Noldor will fuck you up. FUCK YOU UP. These ain't you pussy gay elves. There are EXTREME elves.

Also, great taste. Deedlit is love. Deedlit is life.

They live to please

It's not the text one

These elves are getting too much food and not enough sex

Wood elves is best elves. Especially if they are truly wild. Except elder scrolls, which sucks no matter what.

But I actually like the Noldor more than other elves.

All that elf wants is her french fries. She got a little Thicc as a result of it. Bless you, Synecdoche/Methonium!

elves are shit and so are the fags who post them

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Only /monster/ would write this sort of stuff.

Now that is some fine art.

Good. You show good taste.
Unlike in many other settings, in Silmarillion, elves actually kick metric tons of ass and are major actors, movers and motivators.

MOAR!

No, she go fat and lumpy

Well shit. I wonder how much that breastplate weighted in your vid. It might be thicker that the original medieval ones.

Bodkin points fired from war bows could penetrate breastplates with an orthogonal impact at relatively close range but if you're a longbowman and have that shot on someone wearing a breastplate at that range you're probably a couple of seconds (at most) from being trampled to death and the padding underneath the plate would probably prevent injury anyway.

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This guy gets it, thicc is for niggers

dats a big fairy

what game?

get out

Fat is 3DPD landwhale, not having a little bit of thickness all around.

The right answer is to kill the horse beneath the knight instead.

ANTI-ELF IS ANTI-WHITE

I like my fairies big.

lolis are not for sexual you niggers

Those guys who made HuniePop agree.

White skinned, long nosed individuals are not really white or human, why should long eared ones be?

i need a source on that elf
if she bleeds she can breed

its like you dont really love her

Wish there were more games where you could play or romance one.

They're much cuter when they're tiny.

Savages.

>>>/fur/

Not for fucking, you insipid swine.

Then for what? They are savages themselves most of the time.

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They get more shit done than elves, son.

If you call that freezing to death, sure. Still doesn't make sense to call people savages for disliking other savages.

No, I'm calling you savage because you like elves.
Any other race would be acceptable.

Doesn't hold water anyway. No problems with greenskins or scalies, but talking down elves, which are usually pretty civilized? That's some crazy talk.

Elves are faglords, faglord.

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What about some Deep Elves?

I'm surprised that a lizard lover isn't an illiterate like them.

I'm surprised that an elf lover isn't sucking dick on the regular like them.

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Come on now. I like lizardfolk plenty (and more than most do, I daresay) but elves are where it's at.
What lizard races have anything that can compare to the splendour of Gondolin, or the glorious might of Fingolfin's charge?

Okay, they're the only elves I find acceptable.
The rest need to be exterminated.

How does eating meat raw go for you? Isn't using fire is a too advanced idea, let alone shitposting here?

Elves are for service.

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Does SMT3 count?

Pretty delicious, tbqh famille.

Tsk, tsk. How dangerously modern.

WHAT ELVEN ARROGANCE

I suppose, but I need more to satisfy my desires.

Now you tell me you are using a blade to chop that up personally, and not just buy preprocessed with a machine? Don't go saying lies on the Internet.

Fucking elves are useless.

eh? i though it was a new pic of her, to bad.

this. "modern fantasy" elves are just a warped parody of his elves

i know its a long shot, but are those vanilla lewds?

So, we all agree that -regardless of the setting or lore behind them- elves look better when they are getting orked, right?

No you fucking cuck.

Cucking is an abominable practice, even if elves happen to be the worst race.

Very. I would have posted them un-spoilered, but for the presence of nipple in one.

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Orcs aren't negroes, user. In modern fantasy, orcs are just green mongols. It's only in honoulaly alyan land that orcs are depicted as niggers, probably because the nip fears the horseman.

everything looks better when its vanilla

Orcs are fantasy niggers, you're a cuck in denial. Stop falling for (((dwarven))) demoralization memes.

Orcs are fantasy nazis.

None of these traits are typical for negroes. Stop playing the Warcrafts, they're all shit.

No user, that's a special kind of orc from a truly special kind of setting.

Spot on for Nips.

You mean the Tolkien setting from which all other orcs are inspired?

Is there cucking? Because if not gib sauce

No, Spelljammer.

How interracial rape is not inherently cucking? Other than that, there wasn't mentioned anyone in particular being cucked in that hentai. I don't remember the source title regardless, it's rather short, try finding with tags orc, rape and incest.

WE WUZ NOBLE N SHEEEIT

I made no mention of nobility. Mongols are most assuredly not noble. Orcs, much like the Mongols and other warrior people, seek to spill blood for the sake of spilling blood.

So much faggotty limp-wristed cave-dwelling worshippers of Slaanesh up in here.

its just rape, user.

Mongols don't deserve to be compared to these pig nigs.

Think about how that girl's father would feel.
It's cucking an entire race by taking a potential mother from them.

just because something is degenerate doesn't make it cucking. stop using "cucking" to describe anything you don't like.

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Feanor did nothing wrong

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That one in your vid doesn't even look like real steel. Heck, the plate itself looks like come cheap-ass shit.

When and where? I can't think of a single setting where lizards are worth shit.

That's why they set up stacks.

HAHAHAHAHA
I don't know what is funnier - the fact you believe it or the fact that you think mongols are better.

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As I said, compare the weight to the original from medieval times. They weren't wearing something the thickness of a wood stove top, were they?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly#Armour

Read this forum thread, if you are interested:
myarmoury.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=8023

Ftfy

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They weren't wearing aluminium foil either.

I trust a hand-made, hand-forged historic replica more than some shit-looking factory reject.

what about dragon qts

The >>/bog/ is that way

A look into the furry mind, ladies and gentlemen.

Dragons are just big lizards.

feral dragons are just as furshit as anthro

nah, dragons at this point are mostly magic creatures

and ruined, get better taste

finally, an user with taste and culture

i made both those posts

So are you new or just a retard that can't see IDs?

Maybe he switched them off for the Fully Anonymous Imageboard Experience.

Blizzard flat out stated they based their Orcs partially on Mongolians (and partially on Klingons), so, that user isn't completely wrong.

Furries aren't known for their intellect.

Elven bump

Bumping doesn't seem to work, m8. What is the current bump limit anyway? 200 or 300 posts? If only 200, the thread is over that already.

I'm eating my words now. Have some elves.

fairly sure bump limit is still 300, even though the site says its 700.
I dont know why this is but it is.

How is that bra bit even supposed to work?

Magic.

thread needs more lewd elves in bunny suits

Grorious nippon sex magic makes it stick to the body in the most lewd way possible.

Does she have three breasts?

no only 2 with an emerald inbetween now stop asking stupid questions you slut.

Have some lewd fairies in bunny suits instead.

why do you even save that shit?

because I am retarded

every thing but the 2nd picture is GEWD!

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I love it.

What about keebler elves?

Why are they so perfect?

The only mistake is the ears.

Come on, user.

Yes. But 2HU is inherently trash.

Git gud anytime

You are inherently gay.

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Fairies are pure and innocent, stop sexualising them

It'll take more than those ID trips to stop me

Goddamn Eromanga Sensei fucking up the elf tag.

Pure and innocent fairies are for love and marriage. Inchlings too.

If your dick is too big for her vagina, are your sperm too big for her eggs?

what about monstergrill qts?

That's not cute at all.

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rude

the second one
does her breasts do anything heretical?

they can if want'em to, dubsman

If she put on a paper bag, maybe.

You can't call them qts and have them be not cute.

good taste

Can I call them cute and have them not be qts?

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I think both are just monocell

You know, monocellular and microscopic things still have a very large size range.

I'm gonna hit you with my very large size DICK if you don't shut your smart-ass mouth, punk!

You know those pics with something like an orc or an ogre forcing their gigantic dicks into a small elven pussy or somesuch?

Thanks to you I'm now imagining a picture of a sperm cell forcing its way into an egg, with a very noticeable bulge.

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Elves are fucking faggots. They are so bland and shitty, no matter what half ass color palette swap you do.
The real best fantasy race are gobbos

Stop posting Maisie Williams outside Holla Forums

What's this meme about people hating elves in every scenario?
I'm not baiting I'm legitimately interested on why do you all have this burning hatred towards something that doesn't exist.

Elves are the Mary Sue race of fantasy. They're just so perfect and it's always humanity's fault that their victims of RAYCIS

Incase should abandon everything and draw only goblins from now on. His green shortstack hoes are fucking perfect

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Thats my favourite man.

Idk, fam… That cyclops bitch getting her pussy stuffed was p. Hot

LITERALLY BUILT FOR SEX
30 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

they are subhumans built to be gassed

I like it.

Don't you faggots know better than this?

no, no they don't.

Any other games with interesting elves/short-stack/races that are made lewd?

Wasn't particularly a fan of Midna, but god damn the slutty fanart of her is amazing.

Yes it is.

Why live

the closest ill ever get is to find a bunch of really short Asian girls and breed them. But this thread is about elves not the ass goblins of Auschwitz.

The same applies - kill yourself, nog lover.

You wouldn't enslave a poor goblin, would you?

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Moar

Why aren't blue elves as popular as their white and brown counterparts?

smh tbh fam

mostly because they are crazy and spider worshipers

I was gonna say night elves are popular as fuck but I looked through my folder and they're all purple and not blue, the only blue elves i have are sylvanas and she is just a dead high elf.

Source for those interested: Mesu Goblin o Dorei ni Shimashita
Found it, read it, fapped. Breddy good.

Dunmer are pretty popular.

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we need more thick and muscle elves

Speak for yourself, closet faggot and lard fetishist.

YES
muscle elves are weird man.

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oh lordy

nah its a guy called Usagi nagomu.
exhentai.org/g/1125149/4b189e9a68/

DRUCH

How does a muscle elf even work? Given that most modern depictions of elves are as tall, willowy, and graceful, wouldn't a muscle elf just be an amazon with tapered ears?

Not that I'm complaining in the slightest.

I don't like elves but do you have any more of image 2? Is that Tony Taka? She looks soft like his girls do.

Reminder

At first glance I thought this was gachashit
Then I realized its Drakengard 3

I wish TES 4 and 5 kept consistent gameplay and artstyle as Morrowind (except with a better combat system). That franchise has pissed away every last once of good potential.

Noldor are a good reference point.

the last winged bump