Explooooooooooooooooosion

First world problems.

I am not drunk

how dare you try to minimalize my suffering

drunk tokai detected.

what'd I just say??

something that's probably not true.

Tisk tisk.

getting drunk constantly is like, europe's main thing.

you're not true

ehhh

why would you say something so hurtful, tokai? I thought we were friends.

What are you, gay?

I wish I was drink reeeeeeeeeeeeee

but...I thought...

Having friends is for women and faggots.
And I guess I'm kinda both so I guess it's fine.

B-but don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I want to or anything!

you're no friend
you're a fwiend

...

what does this even mean

I accept your begrudging friendship...reluctantly.

it was actually true that I'm not wasted, I'm just proud I didn't go overboard at the café

that you're a fwiend

...

but I want to be a friend...

...

Guess what?

Here I am.

what's wrong with fwiend?

Good job

hai

you are feeling an absence of excitement at this current moment?

proud of you

what's wrong with friend?

I am excited for kyouko

how indecent

nothing, how come?

but there's something wrong with me being a friend.

Please

where'd you get that idea?

you.

not the least bit

are you sure?

dont buy into propaganda silly

so we're friends, but you won't admit it.

Thanks, it was a lot of hard work.

yo

I am

How are you doing ?

this folder seems pretty indecent to me.

don't be so insecure, of course we're friends

sweaty hard work or medium hard work?

I knew the whole time, I just wanted to make you say it.

There are hardly any decent koko lewds out there

life is really hard sometimes.

it is :(

back in a bit.

I'm doing laundry which is gay.

Medium hard.

Chores always suck ass
you need a meido to do them for you

...

...

Those cost money though.

wow mean

this is acceptable

Implications

...

That's it.
Setting myself and everything I own on fire.

hi

good

Are you gonna come do it for me?

rin pls!

Maybe if you lived closer

hey

wussup

please dont set me on fire

what will you achieve now?

If I lived in those upper states I'm sure my penis would of gotten me in trouble with a few posters.

nuthin
just relaxing

how are you doing

like who???

Probably nothing.

Alexis for sure.

Thank god I had distance to save my soul from being devoured.

She's like 2 hours away from me

Nice

At least it isn't worst cmc

but you worked so hard for this to be

Who else?

oh, you mean shitaloo?

Working hard so I can nothing is amazing though.

Bah shittybelle

i am doing just fine

doing anything fun today?

I can't remember where people live.

wait for hubby to come home basically

lame

who's that?

You mean amazing, right?

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

No, I do not.

you wouldnt know him

You should really reconsider.

hmm I see

why?

anime tiddies > 3d

What about 3D anime tiddies

No

this

Well you would say that fag

rood

Because I am the law.

judge dredd pls

😂

You now have 20 seconds to comply.

I don't understand

I do not understand anything at all USA is totally retarded why are people going crazy over USA losing their iron grip on internet infrastructure when that is a good thing

Mama is not the law. I am the law.

delicious creamy mustard beef soup

whaaa

I fell back to sleep for too long.

oh grim~

fall back asleep forever you disgusting furfag

...

I have to work in an hour though.

ah. guess you'd better stay up then.

Squashky

Stop playing dumb.

I guess I'll have to.

Oi.

/kissu

you poor thing

Coddle me.
I'm upset for having to miss work yesterday.
Now my overtime will be normal pay.

well at least you're still a good boy, yes you are.

I dunno how I feel about this

...

Get rekt cunt

yeah yeah, here look at this funny thing.

cunt

:

...

Bastion a fuck.

ur a fuck

That was on my dick, right?

not you

That would be improper

Then I don't want it.

💩

Everyone wants to fuck me maybe.

y

oh good

don't be so egotistical

youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp2GHaq2CY

/kisses everywhere but your dick
too bad!

It's only wrong if I am.

So you eat ass now?

gotta go get my laundry

you're wrong all the time though

Prove it.

...

U smell

no.

eh

Rude.

Only the faggiest, most homoest, most gayest poster is allowed to respond to this post.

I want you to know that that is a league of losers meme.

k

Wish I could respond to rin but I'm not the least bit gay
life sucks sometimes

...

Gg nerd

I want you to know I knew that and found the original hilarious as well.

Put ya damn name on.

So you've always eaten ass?

It's one of the purest pleasures in life

Ugh

This image.

Gayoff.

But I don't see Rem anywhere in that image. :^)

Gengar's such a smoothie.

Savage.

why is everyone so ornery about names

what kind?

shut up

because they're afraid of anons

effort tho...

yeah he's a real player

Ummmumum...grape.

Eat my ass.

Because it's annoying to try to figure out who is who.

Disgusting

Do you have a nice badonkadonk?

Gengar a shit

its one thing to wear a name because you want to but yea, kinda weird

i think by annoying you mean "part of the fun"

No i'm like 400 pounds.

So, what is this from anyway?
Because I really must know.

For... science.

Grouches.

no thanks

not one

Make sure your tongue gets in those hard to reach folds.

:3

not happening

Also with smiles gone I guess its time for me to post best magical girl

idk

Sorry for resorting to name calling.

Scoodar
Hi

I'm off to work.
Hopefully I don't get ill again today.

Don't be such a prude.

That's not kyouko though

Good luck! ♥

you should be meaner

I'm so not a prude

bye squash, have a good shift.

You don't suck dick and now you won't even eat ass because its "icky".

prude

Howdy bae, you must be michael bae with the dokidoki 💥 explosions you do
How goes?

Kyouko bad

wrong. kyouko best.

BS

unwiiiind

Second best, really.

What's meaner than calling someone a grouch 'cause they don't like grape smoothies?

Edina and Patsy called. They said you're absolutely fabulous.

I'm sleepy.

disagree.

I only eat nice juicy asses

He has shit taste

iunno

Sure.

But Moemura is far better than Red.

...

Y sleepy 😴
Its Thursday you know what tomorrow is!!!
Also i got a nice letter today
I cant say what here
But
Woo 🐯
You still doing future music?

I don't just eat any ass

...

...

I guess I could order a grape smoothie and pour it over your head, but that'd be beyond mean.

Hmmm, I just didn't get much sleep. Kept waking up all the dang time. It sounds like it's been a red letter day for you, Skooz. I wanna hear all about it later.

And yes, I have two more days worth to do. Wish me luck.

Pretty sure thats a regina spektor album...
And rough sleep? Too hot?
How are you finding this new skill?

...

that would be unpleasant

youtube.com/watch?v=thhSjLpT-q4

i kind of want some icecream

Whenever we cyber can I be a cop ?

me 2

What for?

lets go get icecream together

okay

ill put the cherry on it for you

I'll make you put your hands up and then blast you anyways.

racist

I had to defend myself.

i will just throw it away

from what?

that still involves touching it

and?

rero rero rero rero

stuff

what stuff?

??

I'll let you know when I think of something.

OGOD

clustertruck is a goldmine for webms

I was hoping handcuffs would be involved

can't wait to pirate this game

Have you already watched all of it?

wow gay

Ban fish

it was the first thing that came to mind

first 60 minyoots

it is great almost all the way

That wasn't the first thing that came to mine though.

Are we gonna have some dank webms soon?

pleb

maybeeee

but ntio todaoy

...

I was just gonna shoot you in the face with my wiener.

I'll watch it but I neeed some food first.

with piss or cum?

i should have known itd be some gay shit

I don't like pee

Piss is icky and only gross people piss.

what else but gay shit fits us at all

so cum then?

speak for yourself

Im heterosexual

So you eat ass and chug piss?

...

I only eat ass

...

...

speaking for you is more fun though

no ones speaking for you scoots, or in your general direction

...

Thank god.

...

I am god

see look what a good little girl you are

God is dead.

Too many sluts blaspheming

shut up

Sooo you then?

I'm not a slut

If you say so.

Fucking stupid slut

I know so!

sure

post the vampire boy

Whats in it for me?

A happy Neko

Nana's better.
Stay with her.

Or even better still, post Nn.

Vaginal complex

No deal.

Who are you talking about?

Why not!

I don't get anything.

YOU GET NOTHING

My happiness should be enough

Its not.

you're such a meanie

...

See if you get your duck sicked with that attitude

Internet is finally back!

I'm 100% sure I can.

Ugh

not by my superior dick sucking skills that's for sure

...

Oh no, i'm devastated.

you better be

How did you know I was trying to cyber you?

Female intuition

*my panties slicken*

Iam so sleepy I read that as female lubrication

It might as well be the same thing.

I had microfallaslepeps towards the end of the video the last 3 minutes were like my high school lectures a total blur where my eyes head sway from side to side come on its time to go do the mario

go to bed neru.

bears sometimes kill cubs in order to induce heat in females

hot

mhm

yes I will insert myself into bed soon I just have to toothbrush

Wonder if I kill moogs i could get squash in heat to rape cupcake viciously

good boy.

kill me daddy

oh man i sure do love it when an online game breaks on me

Gg no re

Go to bed, cups

I like it when the eggs accidentally break on me in the trolley.

oook I finished tootbhrush
itis friday tomorrow

whooo

it is like 1pm you nerd

goodnight neru.

I like it when women accidentally scream rape during surprise sex week

huh, didn't know scoots was a follower of islam.

Go to sleep anyway!

I refuse

ha ha muslims are rapists

Good guy caker 🎂

Then...
Then...
Make a better thread!

...

Then...
Then...
Kill yourself cato

Help me do it~

haha sweden let a whole bunch in and now they're the rape capital of the world haha

pfft

fine geez

here's another for ya

This one's better.

Good, thanks

I'm counting on you

...

you'll like this.

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