ITT: shit that pisses you off about games

ITT: shit that pisses you off about games

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Games with long winded intros and unskippable cutscenes. For instance, any time I get the urge to play Ocarina of Time again my enthusiasm grinds to a halt when I have to listen to the faggot tree go on and on about the 3 goddesses creating Hyrule and shit. Every game should have a new game+ mode that's designed for replayability and gets right to the point.

This is certified cancer. Can confirm.

DRM and the spineless shit-eating consumer whores that even after gamergate continue to enable it.

But user if a game doesn't shove its amazing story down your throat, then how would you know you're playing a wonderful work of art?

DRM and the spineless shit-eating consumer whores that even after gamergate continue to enable it.

Fuck you, nuke from Turok Evolution. I'm still mad.

Fuck you, nuke from Turok Evolution. I'm still mad.
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Any game with an inventory and a sizeable number of items that didn't have special consideration put into the way those items are sorted in the inventory. It seems like the kind of thing that should be really obvious but it seems like a tidy inventory system with good sorting options is really rare.

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DRM and the spineless shit-eating consumer whores that even after gamergate continue to enable it.

No modifier keys. Can't bind lean left to shift+A for example. The only games I know that have this feature are Thief/Thief 2 and System Shock 2, which all use the Dark Engine. Every program supports modifier keys e.g. ctrl+S, so why is this nearly unheard of in games?

Where to even begin!?

Doesn't this game only have attack and dodge? Not defending it since there's no reason to ever exclude the ability to remap, but I'm genuinely curious- what did you want to remap them to? Also the game is shit, but that should go without saying.

because pressing shift+a is retarded, i have to let go off the mouse and hit the shift key to lean, how awful.

Shift is literally right next to A, what the fuck are you talking about?

When you type a capitalized letter of an "a" you hit the shift key to the right, but when you do a capitalized letter of a "o" you hit the shift key to the left.
you should be using esdf

Why do you do this? Do you have autism?

do you hate your wrists? I bet you don't use your leg to type the same letter

I'm confused. My pinky finger rests perfectly on the shift key when my other 3 fingers are on AWD. It takes no effort to press shift, and no unnatural movement. Are you retarded? Or worse, left handed?

I'm tired of talking about this game so I just post the preview and let it speak for me.
The preview is known for being a million times better than the full release.
My theory is that the real creator of the game left after making the base mechanics

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I don't understand, when you need to press crtl and W to crouch and move in a videogame, do you have to use both hands? You do realize normal people just use their pinky, right? You don't have to move your hand to do this at all, you just press down with your pinky.

no, i'm good at both


that is a very painful combination to do. you could've simply, pressed the right ctrl, but you decided to rotate your wrist to the left, unless you want to use different fingers, which is fucking retarded.

Just what the fuck does your keyboard look like that this is a painful combination to do? I don't need to move my wrist at all to do this.

oekaki fucking related, on asd they lay just fucking where it's easily accessable even without turning your wrist
does your pinky finger not move sideways or something

How the fuck did Hyper Light Drifter go from something perfectly fine like this to the piece of shit it was on release.
For the record finished game plays like greased molasses with cluster fuck enemy encounters.

He does ring finger on W, I bet. I do too and rctrl is miserable to use.

without moving your hand at all, it is very painful.

Talking about keyboards, here i present to you perfect gaming keyboards for games that don't have mouse support.

this is fucking stupid, who would swtich to such design after playing on regular kb their whole life

I've got that exact keyboard. Pretty nice, but the paint on the keys starts to wear after about a year or so. Good overall though.

WHAT
There's no way people actually play videogames like this

WHAT

Why do you play videogames in such a strange way? There's no reason to lock your hands in a permanent neutral typing posture when playing a videogame. Just keep your ring finger on A, and your index finger on W/S like normal.

*Meant to write MIDDLE FINGER.

For what purpose.

What the hell are you playing on? On PS4 you can remap your controller buttons in the OS.

The perfect harmony is:
Ring finger on A with extension to Q/Z/TAB
Middle finger on W with extension to number pad (1-4)
Index on D/F/R/ with extension to C/V/G/T/E
Little finger on SHIFT with extension to CTRL and Capslock
Thumb on Space with extension to ALT

Yes I am a story oriented faggot, bite me. The rest of my pet peeves have already been mentioned.

For you?

At least on PC he can pirate it.

I tried it and it plays exactly like the release version, if slower. What am I missing?
If anything current HLD is much better than that - it runs at 60 fps, and lets you disable this horrible dash-to-cursor system.

I think that he's a handlet

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There is nothing worse than this.

I love weeb games, would rather play some anime styled action game than most anything else. But so many of them release with a drip feed of DLC that ends up costing 200% of the game itself. Then if it gets a PC port, it's a year late with none of that shit included.

At least the porn is always good.

i love leaving shitty refund messages to devs

That's an entirely reasonable request. If you're making a PC game and especially if you think it's worth selling for a price you better have proper control customization.

I hope you learned your lesson about giving money to SJWs

there should be limits to the mapping of controller binds, but not absolute restrictions.

agreed. i should be able to map ducking to sitting on my couch or firing weapon to jerking off my cock, but i should be able to bind every possible control-based action to any key i want. any. key.

I always research whether or not the dev of a game is an SJW, this one included. Did I miss something?

Control rebinding should be delegated to an external library with its own user interface. InputSprocket was the only thing that ever really got this right.

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Speaking of, I tried out 3DM's crack of nisa's ys 8 pc port, and my hatred for nisa has only grown.
And of course you can't rebind confirm/select either.
I was dumbfounded when I first saw this, I'm guessing they wanted to swap the confirm/cancel buttons to conform to the shitty xbox format but they forgot to do it for every menu. How do you fuck up like this?

The same way you manage to sneak a console bricking bug in when you are in charge of translation. At this point I dont attribute it to stupidity anymore, it's outright malice.

He also used his "heart condition" as an excuse to market and later delay his game.

Didn't someone come up with fix where all you had to was change a single hex value, and nisa got buttmad and told people not to download it?

I happened to look up how CrossCode was getting user reviews and checked out the negative ones. The trend was clear as you can see.


And so on. So I guess games with quest markers that show you exactly where to go piss me off if they are a subject of "bad design" for these faggots.

Even worse:

This. I can't imagine how or why people would use any other method.

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this except for the number row. ring for tilde and 1, middle for 2 and index for 3+.

Not even worth to pirate.