==NINTENDO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS 2017==

I want to suck an audrey's tits and get her moo moo milk

the numale with the beard looks like michael

Fucking cuckchan crossposters

Because, Numbers will take the wiener as usual

Alright, you're going down scrubs.

for your shitposting pleasure

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I mean, it's cool that Nintendo is bringing back the NWC.
But some things can't be helped, like the numale looking host. Those are things that can't be avoided, I guess. We aren't in the 80s/90s anymore.

fuckin
RIGGED

AAAAAAAAAAAA

God the brunette is fucking hot.
Where is the qt blonde from e3 though?

Also I hope we get John Numbers and he disses the tranny.

He's so far off the rails I wouldn't even be surprised.

Is Cosmo in this shit? I want to see him go even deeper into insanity

I would watch if not for Nintendo being complete fucking kikes.

i gotta admit, i wasn't expecting home run contest

He isn't officially.

That kid is a big guy.

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

Cosmo is barely functional enough to order soylent online and dress himself, he wouldn't be able to shoot up an event.

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After that situation with the sexually confused guy who obsessed over a danny phantom character I wouldn't be surprised.

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FUCKING JOHN NUMBERS

john numbers busting a fat load

Well that's it, John is taking this.

Cosmo is going to go Viva Las Vegas on the audience if John
FUCKING
Numbers goes to the finals

RAMP UP SECURITY PEOPLE

I feel unreasonably angry

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Fucking use a spoiler for that, user

Wew

Diggernaut's owning fools.

Johnathan F. Numbersworth

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John Numbers? more like John (((Goldberg)))

Explain this shit to me.

Now I remember what that pic reminded me of!

Do they have t-shirt girl?

I don't think he dropped 2 places.
I think he was 20th in the first stage, 3rd in the second, and got full points in this one but showed up as 5th because he was the 5th to finish.
Not sure though, this whole thing is weird.

Nintendo megamilk was on

Is on the commentator panel, I think.

Oh okay, so these rankings are not overall but for each round. That makes more sense.

Forgot my pic

How can someone be this terrifying

FROM THE NEGATIVE INFLUENCE OF VIDEO GAMES!!!!

Well when you throw away your humanity…

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kyle s and whysosara are fucking horrible. Why are they even allowed to play video games?

but aren't the rest pretty good, that's a lot better than most of the other shitters

Video games are truly the work of the devil

Most of that last round was watching two retards try to figure out how to spiderball. It's stupid. I wanna watch only good players!

heyomuniggahwidacharzardhat

You kidding me? I'm watching this for the trainwrecks and embarrassing moments. You'll get people playing well on latter rounds.

but i also want to look at shitters because it's funny.

BILL

Wait, so what exactly is this?

you're retarded don't worry

A big advertisement for nintendo products disguised as a tournament where people play short segments of nintendo games.

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Fuck, it's like they are trying to hit the electro stars.

you score a lot and you win

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Where are the white and jap players?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NIGGERS?

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WAZZUP

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I can deal with this. Something retarded is bound to happen

God, why am I watching this? I'll be back in six minutes once this round is over.

I just tuned in and thought this same thing

Everyone sucked at Balloon Fight, who picked these subhumans to be there

8 man? isn't 6 I heard? John Numbers is going to smash it

Bayley from WWE got BTFO

Truly, an incontestable test of skill

8-player smash, top 6 move on.

yeah why don't they play a real fighting game like melee smh

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Cloud confirmed for top tier

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I dunno user.

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All of my hate

The only player that was halfway decent was the guy playing Bowser.

I finna go for da, uh, wattamellum firs

What is wrong with his teeth? did his mother get fucked by a horse?

whats with numbers choking

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Is this man a god?

JOHN ==FUCKING== NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN

Johnny Numbers Shulking it up!

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

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very competitive and not a complete shitfest

rip

I'm loving this troll shit.

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The crazy thing is the tourneyfag still won 8-way Smash. Guess that settles the age old argument of "tourneyfags don't play with items cause they can't adapt".

This shit makes me want to play. Pichu-only, Hammers only on high, Fourside, 99-stock was my fucking jam back in the day.

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I thought that was in legends.

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John
FUCKING
NUMBERS

constant screaming

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aaaaAAA

I remember when I watched the reveal of nudoom with you guys. Holy shit that was blast.

brakes are only needed if you're bad lmao

I take personal satisfaction in this because I always intend to be in 1st place for 100% of the race and hate those faggots who fall back on purpose.

being 1st doesn't matter until the very end retardo

Apparently it does. When I play online I put enough distance between myself and 2nd place that a blue shell can't stop me. Once I got blue shelled 3 times in a race and maintained 1st. Racing lines and maximum speed, bitch.

the tournament is about staying in rather than winning more since it amounts to nothing

Who are these memeloving fuck hosts that reference Undertale?

What the fuck is this shit? Is this what a casual tournament looks like? It's like I'm watching something that would've aired on 90's Nick as one of their Nick Arcade deals but except it's grown ups failing miserably and it isn't RAAAAD or "in your face" at all.

I'm not even sure what to think.

Holy shit, some of those guys were awful.

Just hope they don't have to play new super mario brothers. I hear it's the cuphead of dark souls

There's a reason people are rooting for John Numbers, he's one of the only skilled players there.

I thought it was the Flappy Bird of IWBTG?

I really liked him last year. He blew my mind because he played like that one badass that struts into a vidya competition with shades and a leather jacket in a shitty 80's/90's movie or even a fucking gaming commercial. He just strutted in and dominated the competition so hard that the second place immediately lost all testosterone and their balls and turned into a tranny. I'm rooting for him too; his adaptability to new situations and just average reaction time and thinking are all very good, and he was fucking amazing to watch last year.

Did you not watch last year?

Why.
This could make shitty people advance and totally screw people who are actually doing well.

IT DOESN'T MATTER JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS WILL CARRY HIS TEAM

It's like you don't want any gamer girls in the finals or something.

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I want to see Breasts of the Wild play.

If my digits are correct,John Fucking Numbers will win the tournament again

It's like she was processing two sentences at the same time and just gave up.

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There wasn't one last year.

Well there was something and as soon as Cosmo had to play with the NSMB style, he couldn't even clear the 1st screen.

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Are her glasses prescription or just hipster-shit? Anyone have other photos of her outside this setting?

That was two years ago.

She truly brings out the best in all of us.

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Will the final game be Odyssey?

Thanks doc.

thanks doc

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They look so fucking out of place.

i like

That's the point

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THE NUMBERS GOT THIS SHIT

They haven't played Arms yet, I'm thinking that will be the finals.

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

What a legend.

Destroy this faggot

Thanks, doc

COSMO'S IN THE CHAT

NWC SHOOTING SOON

SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY
A man can only dream…

FUCKING SHITTY KIDS JUST GIVE JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS THE WIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I want John Numbers to win so badly

What would the challenge be, though? Clearing the first kingdom?

==EVERYONE GIVE JOHN SOME OF YOUR VIDYA SKILL== \o/

JOHN ==FUCKING== NUMBERS MUST WIN

\O/

Put both players in a stage that's pure platforming, like the Mario sunshine secret worlds, and whoever gets the star first wins.

HANG YOURSELVES

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JOHN
F U C K I N G
NUMBERS

holy shit they almost threw that

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

\o/

FUCK YOU I CAN REDTEXT MOTHERFUCKER

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS!

J
O
H
N
fucking
==NUMBERS=

THIS MAN IS INHUMAN

TAKE MY ENERGY

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

I don't even fucking play Splet nor have I owned a Nintendo console past the Wii and o3ds, but, holy shit. That was some fucking shit.
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

NUMBERS
NUMBERS
NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
\o/

I'M SO EXCITED I FUCKED UP MY REDTEXT

J O H N F U C K I N G N U M B E R S

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JOHNPOSTS PLEASE

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

ALSO

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

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AUUBBREEEEEEYYYYY

LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE UNDERGROUND

OH SHIT IT IS AUBREY

What the fuck is she wearing though

I want to tetris my I piece into her O piece

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

We need a "chad vs virgin" pic featuring John and Cosmo

What the fuck is Marco R doing?

JOSH DARN DIGITS

what the fuck the gba isn't green, where's the gray and blacks

holy fuck santiago got some autism trying to tetris

I forgot it was today, what did I miss, and why are we rooting for Numbers?

if he wins again, another human genderswaps

How do I resize the embedded?

Why is everyone so fucking garbage at Tetris?! It's Tetris! It's fucking super fucking easy!>>13537304
Because he's
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

He fucking pulled trough some serious bullshit events like SSB with items and MK8

Probably 3DS virtual console

get the fuck out

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It hurts.

I wish I hadn't lived long enough to see this.

meant for you

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Kids get
BTFO

THEY CAN'T PLAY FUCKING TETRIS!
I'm done.

They were not even BORN to play this. Also, one of the kids didnt even know how to rotate the blocks.

BUT THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE JUST THE ATTENTION WHORIEST OF ATTENTION WHORES

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feels good

(checked)

get
AIDS
you FUCKING newfag. You should already KNOW why you should root for JOHN fucking
NuMbErS

Audrey wants Numbers' joystick

yeeeeeeeee
i misspelled her name as Aubrey, my bad. It's Audrey. Po-tay-to po-tah-to.

Looks like Aubrey is dressed more conservatively this time to downplay her chest. Nintendo probably complained.

Because he is John, the Digit Fiddler. Legend says they call him Juan Jodecifras in Hispania.

Honestly that Tetris play was so bad it makes me think that the players couldn't see the screens properly or some controller difficulties happened.

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HOW CAN NINTENDO ALLOW THIS OVERT DISPLAY OF RACISM
He should be disqualified, doxxed, and arrested

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

just watch the store events online for free

still no suprise Smash for Switch announcement
This is fine

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NOA has a strict no-tiddy policy, not that it surprises me

ARMSU!

AUDREY IN THE HOUSE
WHERE IS THERESA?
DELICIOUS THICC REDHEAD ON MAIN STAGE
OH YEAH

yo ARMS
=yooooooooooooo

NUKE THE FUCKING EARTH ALREADY

newfags are just THAT incompetent

Who fucking cares?

What's better is the only way you can make it hug your tits like that is if you lift your tits up and force the top to follow the curve of the underside of the boob.
She was told by her boss to intentionally do that!

They mentioned that John played Smash, does he play ARMS by any chance?

Who fucking cares?

but ARMS is fun

Gotta remember that the original Tetris had sticky tetrominos. You can't rotate at all, once contact is made on the Game Boy version the blocks stick. No infinite spin or T-spin bullshit in the original.

Exactly. I just want to see John Numbers win

If I were going to this thing, the 4 games I would have practiced would have been Smash, Mario Kart, Splatoon, and Arms. Just seem like the obvious thing to do, so I expect him to at least know how to play it.

Why even live bros?

wow it's so fun when ranked is fucking dead and i have to wait 30 to 90 mins for a single ranked match and i can't get into r20, it's a dead meme game

god i wish that were me

Patricians play TGM3

The one shithead didn't grasp the concept of the game at all. Another was really struggling with the speed the blocks fell, another knew what to do but he was stacking WAY too high and fucked himself a couple times

So is splatoon, but you're still here.

Ok, good, I just hope John wins. He's the main reason I'm even watching this other than a suprise announcement like Mother 1 localization 2 years ago

I mean how do you have the reflexes to do that DKC level and then stack 3 I blocks on top of each other?

Not sure, but his smash experience will give him good fundamentals with the grab/shield/attack rock paper scissors game.

LIKE A SMALL BOWL OF RAMEN

If John wins, Treehouse burns to the ground and localization dramatically improves.
GG bros who are moonlighting- you better be putting the OP Timber into the Nintendo Tourny hashtag

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I know that feel bro. Just imagine if Theresa was making out with you at the same time, her sweet ass cupped in one hand while the other strokes Audrey's head as she tit fucks you.

Not saying they need infinite spin, just they might not have been used to the stickiness of the original since the game got very generous in later revisions.

lmao perfect

Holy shit Thomas is fucking awful at this is he even trying what the fuck

Why would you hold a world championship where like 2 people know how to play videogames?

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TIME FOR
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

they were sent a n2ds to play not-am2r

PERFECT

Feels great!

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS DESTROYING THE COMPETITION

Fucking raped. John Numbers is on a different dimension

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
gets a perfect

ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE

Real men wear pink. Numbers is rolling all over this guy.

JOHN MOTHER FUCKING NUMEBRS
COME OUT WITH A PERFECT OFF THE BATT

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS IS SO GOOD THAT HE BROKE THE GAME

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Except Splatoon is not a shit, dead party game.

JOHN NUMBERS CLEAN KNOCKOUT
I wonder how cosmo feels watching this.

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
IS HE SHOWING HIS TRUE POWER LEVEL?

JON FAKING NAMBZ

Fucking destroying him. Would be the icing on the cake if John never played Arms before

He's winning so hard they're trying to nerf him!

Hopefully he is gonna drink acetone or call a suicide hotline while shaving his head again

Just because you say it, doesn't it make it true.

SUPER
SAIYAN
NUMBERS

No, the fact you can go on splatoon right now and get a game within 15 seconds makes it true. Shut the fuck up already you goddamn retard.

Beautiful

Furiously fisting his fake fanny, probably.

JOHN "CUCK CRUCIFIER" NUMBERS

2ND PERFECT, THE MADMAN IS DOING IT

HAHA HOLY SHIT ANOTHER PERFECT FOR JOHN

I remember seeing a tier list for ARMS and Ribbon Girl was like #1

Anyone who played this game able to confirm?

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS IS UNSTOPPABLE

EMBARRASSING

Please stop equating popularity with quality, it's embarrassing. Arms might be bad and Splatoon might be good but those things have nothing to do with player count.

BREAKING NEWS: JEFF B HAS SNUCK BACKSTAGE TO START HRT

Stop John he's already dead!

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JOHN "DOUBLE PERFECT" NUMBERS

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DOUBLE PERFECTED
OUT FUCKING NUMBERED

raping another man into thinking he is a girl

:thinking:

He outnumbered him.

JOHN "BACK TO BACK" NUMBERS

ribbon girl was pretty high tier early on but she got nerfed later on both direct and indirectly, she's still good but the best of the best right now is either: max brass or helix, followed by kid cobra, ribbon girl, twintelle and min min. although the combination of the character and arms are more important.

You said it was a dead game you stupid motherfucking cunt. It's not dead if there's people playing it. Fucking christ.

OH SHIT PARTY TIME

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wew

Welcome to
BULLSHIT 2 the game

M A R I O P A R T Y

TANK MINIGAME FOR LIFE

That's Overwatch

I didn't say shit, retard, look at the fucking IDs.

I laugh heartily at these fools.
Retardy when?

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Shut the fuck up nignog, enjoy the shitposting

Do they even advertizing?

Like something out of DBZ.

Damn, I'm feeling real bad for Chrism now. The guy speedruns Mario Party 2 and then loses the round before he can dominate.

Numbers isn't in the underground, user.

what happened to bayley?

PARTY TIME

Look at the post I replied to then, and how does yours even fit in?

KEK

Eliminated first round/didn't survive Underground 1.

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She died, user. First round loss to an underground death.

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WHICH IS JOHN

Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Considering Splatoon still has a more active multiplayer community and sold more copies than ARMS, I would say plenty of people like it more than some shitty, overpriced tech demo for a meme console with no games.

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS Bumper Balls edit when?

Ah, it's the undergrounds bracket? I thought I heard finals so they were panicking and brought out the bullshit.

He isn't in this since it is Underground.

fucking normalfags.

John numbers isn't in this round

This is an underground match, losers from last match only

they're playing on vc anyways

Why are you describing splatoon?

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Yeah, how can they compete with the Bloodborne Station 4 and the Xbox None?

If John Numbers wins will he go back to being Cosmo and take testosterone supplements?

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to be fair, that dude is stopping him from commiting suicide. what are you doing?

WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT MARIO DO

WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

GG LAD

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MARIO BROS FOUND DEAD IN LAVA

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JOHN NUMBERS THOUGHT TO BE MAIN CULPRIT

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THOMAS G. HOLDIN' IT DOWN FOR THE UNDERGROUND

pure coincidence

But John Numbers hasn't won yet

John
FUCKING
Numbers

better win

MARIO MAKER RETURNS

JOHN NUMBERS TO WIN AGAIN!

GGs John Numbers

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THEY'RE RUBBING IT IN COSMO'S FACE

History repeats itself

JOHN NUMBERS ON HOME TURF

THE DARK SOULS OF PLATFORMERS IS BACK
CAN THEY MAKE IT PAST SCREEN ONE?!

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

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JOHN ALREADY TAKING THE LEAD

Say it with me guys
CANT OUT NUMBER JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN NUMBERS DOES IT FIRST FUCKING TRY

This is a bloodbath

JOHN NUMBERS DOES IT AGAIIIINNNNN

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS TO WIN AGAIN!!!!

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS EVEN GETS A 1UP

J O H N
F U C K I N G
N U M B E R S

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
T O T A L
C
H
A
D

TREEHOUSE CONFIRMED CASUALS

J
O
H
N

F
U
C
K
I
N
G

N
U
M
B
E
R
S

He's gonna win again, it's not fucking fair, this was (our time).

JOHN YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

JOHN MOTHERFUCKING NUMBERS!

IS THERE NO STOpPING THIS MADMAN?

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

SUPER MARIO BROS DELUXE
SUPER MARIO BROS DELUXE
SUPER MARIO BROS DELUXE
SUPER MARIO BROS DELUXE
SUPER MARIO BROS DELUXE

DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRM

SUPER MARIO BROS DELUXE FUCKING FINALLY

DELUXE NUMBERS

BEST SMB1 VERSION

fuck yeah

I don't any of these losers want to fight John Numbers. Expect a lot of suicide just to get away

This should be illegal. He's too good, and needs to be stopped. He's a one man Dream Team.

JOHN "CHECK THESE" NUMBERS

If you're not even trying anymore.

But do they have SnipperClips?PS4 & XBONE BTFO:^)**

quads
FOR JOHN NUMBERS

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
DOES IT AGAIN

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LUIGI CUCKING MARIO

INTENSE BROTHERLY FIGHTING TO FIGHT JOHN NUMBERS

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This game was ahead of its time

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It has to be a privilege to get raped by those digits

LUIGI NUMBER ONE
RIP luigi, he can't beat John Bowser Numbers

JOHN BOWSER NUMBERS

I wonder who is preping John "The Bull" Numbers backstage right now

Looks like thomas G is gonna change his G

Probably Audrey

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lmao

Is tetris worth watching?

Sucks for Cole, I heard that he's a legitimately talented Mario Kart player that has some WRs and he seemed like one of the few players actually good at the games.

"I'm ok."

JUST

Thomas estroGen

JOHN NUMBERS IF FUCKING BLOODTHIRSTY

VIDYA ARMAGEEEDOOOON

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Final game: beat the entirety of Mario Oddisey

John Numbers confirmed going to pkay as bowser

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John "Doesn't want his D but loves the D" G

Yes, but only for the complete despair.

MARIO ODYESSY CONFIRMED, THREE PARTS!

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This is just like one of my doujins.

Like there's any other reason to be here.

THEY'RE AFRAID OF JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

(checked)

GUYS WHAT IF JOHN SOMEHOW LOSES BECAUSE OF ODYSSEY

Lets just getting to the raping

Is this guy retarded?

kek

He'll grab those five seconds and beat the fuck out of his opponent with them

smodesseyshieet

is john just fucking around????

FUCKING ODYSSEY DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

JOHN WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING

Have to let your foe think its free before moving in to kill

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YOU CAN DO THIS JOHN

\O/

That's 100% what it looks like.

\O/

FIGURES!

\O/

COME ON JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

they're both kinda cute
no homo

\O/

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS IS BACK

John just fucking won.

FUCKING RAPED

John cloned himself again?

JOHN "MASTER OF FLICKING" NUMBERS

JOHN "SANDBAG" NUMBERS

\O/\O/\O/\O/
==EVERYONE GIVE JOHN YOUR ENERGY–

Yep, jesus christ, he was totally messing around on that first round. His opponent just had his soul

CRUSHED

The killer moves in on his prey. The prey itself soon realizes it fucked up

IT'S THE FUCKING FINAL

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS IS GONNA FUCKING WIN AGAIN!

JOHN "DIRECT CONTROL" NUMBERS

JOHN 'THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST== ==WAS JUST A WARM UP' NUMBERS

\O/

The hunter moves in for the kill

Thomas is about to become Theresa.

Thomas' face is nowhere near al elastic as John "Trollface" Numbers'

Hello, Police? i would like to report a murder, some John numbers guy slaying a man's testosterone

\ /
\ /
o o
>
\____/
GIVE JOHN YOUR ENERGY

Bet he does it in less than a minute.

Liquid Numbers?

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STEAL HIS TESTOSTERONE, JOHN

Take my digits John

HE CAUGHT UP

Holy shit, Thomas G-tarded

JOHN ==NOOOO==

TAKE MY ENERGY JOHN

What a rookie mistake.

the fuck you doin john

Almost as if Nintendo wanted him to fail

JOHN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At least make it believable John

JOHN FUCKING SINGLES

JOHN WHY

THE BIGGEST UPSET OF 2017

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ABSOLUTELY
ROBBED

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wew
John gets fucking owned

LIQUID JOHN WINS

NOOOOOO

JOHN "THE CUCK" NUMBERS GETS FUCKED

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JOHN YOU NIGGER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST

NOOOOOOOOOOO

RIGGED

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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just like the state of vidya tbh.

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS IS NOW TRANNY-MADE

JOHN BLINK TWICE IF COSMO HAS YOU AT GUNPOINT

JOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN

I don't know what to believe in anymore

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It was a good run John.

JOHN NO

Fuck

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ayyy-lmao

Jumping off that cliff cost him a shitton of time. Next time. Next fucking time John is coming back and doing some crazy bullshit. I know he can do it.

W E W
E
W

Is it me or just before the final boss did he purposefully stop on a ledge then later jump to his death on purpose? fucking rigged

THOMAS GG

John is just sandbagging for next year. He knows they won't invite him back if he wins 2 years in a row. He made Thomas piss his pants though with how fast he caught up.

COSMO WINS
THIS IS THE CHAOS TIMELINE

user…

Does this mean John loses his dick?

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THIS YEAR WAS A FUCKING FLUKE

FUCKIKNG SUPER MARIO ODYESSY IS A NEW GAME, MARIO ODYESSY IS A FUCKING NEW GAME

JOHN YOU COME BACK NEXT YEAR AND FUCKING DESTROY HIM

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I hope he's not talking about the kid contestants.

Is john numbers going to become jolene numbers?

get ready for that political commentary from Thomas "I suck nigger dick and fucked a spic" G.

He clipped one of the floating barriers by accident which knocked him out of Bullet Bill form over the pit.

This. He had his skills down, but the gimmicks in the stage caught him off guard it looks. He jumped off of that cliff later thinking that he was supposed to do that, when the bullet bill you were supposed to take over was the thing you were supposed to take. He just missed out on that queue; I guess he was too fired up to notice the cannon on the side.

Regardless, he's still my champ though.

Fuck no my dude.
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
FOREVER

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JUST

Our champion has fallen. Darkest timeline confirmed.

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Maybe John threw the game because he didn't want to turn this guy into a homo

Looks like the only number John is, is number 2.

nah after that in the boss cave

the curse has been lifted and now cosmo can turn back into a human

I WANT OFF THIS TIMELINE NOW

I'm gonna need a webm/gif of Thomas going to grab the trophy and then putting his hands down when it first came out, followed by the dude waving the trophy around in front of him while he talks

Fuck you pun spic

Even gods lose a few fights.

THOMAS FUCKING G

I guess it's Jane meh Letters from now on.

FUCK

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IT'S NOT THE SAME

;_;7

It's all your fault asshole, even normalfags who watch handegg don't run off to the bathroom when their team's finals victory is on the line.

Fuck this, how do I get invited to this shit? I want to steamroll all of these scrubs.

I'd like to believe that the winner steals the loser's dick/testosterone and has it added to theirs.

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so do we accept thomas fucking g as our new lord and savior

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NO
NOT NOW OR NEVER

JOHN NUMBERS FOREVER

no

#NOTMYCHAMPION

NO

Shut the fuck up user, He literally lost to "lmao hat gimmicks"

Cosmo will never be human again, he's fallen to far into the abyss.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING

This. I'm eagerly waiting to see him fight again. For me, backing someone in a tournament or competition, no matter how memey or casual it is, is always about sticking to the one player you believe in. This dude got fucking second place this year and first place last year; that's really damn impressive and is only a testament to how good he is, if he's consistently been in the top 3 for both world championships, he has something going for him. First place is the best, yeah, but second place isn't a terrible place to end up at all. These NWC's have always been kind of shitshowy but I guess that's what makes them fun; they're like some modern, less RAAAD version of some 90's Nick Arcade deal.

Still, that doesn't make it any less great to watch John compete. I wonder if he competes in any actual fightans and shit? I'd love to root for him elsewhere.

Worst NWC

This means Thomas G will be killed by a strong Russian man two championships from now.

fuck no. John Fucking Numbers was clearly better and lost to a fucking stage gimmick

He was going to come out, but then he ran away sobbing when he saw John Numbers lose.

No. John got the silver. That's still pretty good, and I'm waiting for him to rise again next time.

he plays smash 4.

Jesus fucking christ those crazy eyes.

I mean, it's like people have never heard of rise and fall arcs of true champions. Sometimes a champions has their moment of glory snatched away from them, but the experience should help them improve and make them harder better, faster, stronger. It's like people are too used to modern day vidya characters that mary sue it up.

They mentioned multiple times that he plays Smash 4 in real tournaments. His main is WFT last I checked.

Nope. John Fucking Numbers is clearly the better player

oh fuck did I miss it
there's still time

Jesus fucking christ those crazy eyes.

I mean, it's like people have never heard of rise and fall arcs of true champions. Sometimes a champions has their moment of glory snatched away from them, but the experience should help them improve and make them harder better, faster, stronger. It's like people are too used to modern day vidya characters that mary sue it up.
fucking fix your shit jim
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

anyone turned into trannies yet?

Here's what worries me. John Numbers lost this year. Do you really think they'll bring him back for next year? They'll probably bring Tommy G back, and just memoryhole John.

IF there's enough widespread support for John Numbers, then there might be a better chance to allow him to face off again and win back his title. It's what a smart business company would do at fucking least if they paid attention to good story telling and plot hooks.

They had a personal agenda against john, he had to carry casuals on the splatoon 2 part and they gave thomas g a 5 second headstart.
He is going to die of a heart attack because of pure coincidence.goy soon

he could just compete in preliminaries right?
they do still hold those r-right

If they don't invite him can't he just devastate all the kids in the closest qualifier?

Does Numbers have a twitter or something?

The next round happens to be the new piece of shit nintendo is trying to shill?
What a coincidence, goyim!

They didn't even invite him back this year. He had to qualify just like everyone else.

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There are preliminaries, and he has every chance to come back through those if Nintendo doesn't invite him back

I can't wait until the next championships to begin to root for ==JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS== again and for him to regain his championship. No more stage gimmicks. No more fags. Only ==John Fucking Numbers.==

If a new NWC is held every 2 years now, maybe next year's NWC final game will be Metroid Prime 4. Seems like it'd be a reasonable time to have it playable and soon releasing, like the trend is going.

John bb please don't cut your dick off for losing

a metroid vein eyahh??

Yeah it's literally just @JohnNumbers

Nigga, how the fuck do you get better, faster, stronger to Nintendo's gimmicks?

It would be so fucking funny if Nintendo invited John Numbers to the next NWC after they didn't invite Cosmo for this one when he was the runner-up last time. It would basically confirm the rumor that Nintendo knows about Cosmo's craziness really well and doesn't want anything to do with him.

Jesus christ, that Tetris section was horrible.

They didn't invite John Numbers this year, he had to drive down to Best Buy and qualify just like everyone else.
Hopefully they realize that he's exciting enough to bring back next time.

When did Aubrey become a nigger

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS!

So what happens?
Or

JOHN NUMBERS FOR Holla Forums'S FIRST PATRON SAINT OF GITTING GUD AT VIDYA