Copies copying copies of copies

Man, trying to look up porn of old Lara is fucking impossible now, its all rebootshit and SFM to boot.

This makes me mad. This, and Battlefront 3, which would've been better than anything EA will ever shit out.

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For shame, user, for shame! Here, take a look at what Lara should look like. And don't tell me you can't appreciate the purity of her Semitic genes.

Does she at least have a penis?

Apparently the new uncharted is about exploring an island filled with ruins and shit. I knew the Negro is ugly but Chloe has a pretty nice ass.

Chloe is also a subhuman. I don't want to touch a filthy Yid's feminist fantasy.

wew

SFM ruined porn in general. cant go anywhere without being flooded with shitty uncanny 3d models.
As usual 2D>3D

I wasn't gonna buy it either, never liked uncharted that much.

Elena is an annoying bitch, but at least she's white.

Boy, this game would have been the original cinematicshit game. Bet the publishers are really kicking themselves for missing that boat.

The problem is, I cant filter out SFM, I cant filter out nulara.

obviously meant can.

Indiana Jones was also ripped off from black and white adventure serials, which took inspiration from Victorain adventure novels like King Soloman's Mines. It's funny how many current year favourites can easily be traced back to stories glorifying imperialism.

Indiana Jones was inspired by pulps like Doc Savage.

My thought was that Uncharted was aping Prince of Persia.

Jesus Christ, she's an everythinglet

How the fuck is this bitch a model?

What is important is that her "figure" will not make any woman feel threatened, not unless they are envious of little boys that have yet to enter puberty.

Why do you ask when you already know the answer?

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Yeah, it basically looks like what Telltale games have become. There was a time I was upset this game didn't happen.

I really really hate these exaggerated disney style animations.

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I guarantee there will be complaints about her being too skinny.

Got any more?

Tomb raider was never good.

no

Legend/Anniversary/Underworld were fucking great.

Just got the trilogy for the PS3 and those games stand the fuck up. Sad what that franchise has become.

I miss the tits.

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Can anyone tell me the best way to play Tomb Raider 1-5. Should I just play the PC versions or are the console ports better in some ways?

Her ass and her big nose are the only thing I remember of her in Uncharted.

does anyone have that one webm of lara getting lewd with some chick
It was this live action thing that may or may not have been porn

pcgamingwiki

Not probably him, but the nu-males and jews rebooting those stories sure do, also.

This was meant for
No idea how I fucked that one up.

Indiana Jones was also inspired by the pulp fiction and movies that Lucas and Spielberg grew up with, as well as the writings of Otto Rahn, and the Jones himself was based on adventurer Frederick Mitchell-Hedges. There is nothing original anymore, merely a really good remix.

The original Tomb Raider was like a 3D PoP, so much so that the first 3D PoP game felt like a bad Tomb Raider rip-off. Not Sands of Time, there was one before that.

When you think Lara Croft, you think of the body of an underage pre-teen boy. Fuck everything about post-Underworld Lara.

Fucking patrician taste right here. Why they went with Jolie instead of Rhona Mitra is a fucking A-level executive dickhead move. Incidentally, was that TV show with Mitra any good? The one about the ship at the end of the world?

PC versions are usually the way to go. The first one is the most difficult to run since it's old-school DOS, but it can work. Everything after that has proper multi-resolution support (at least for single monitor setups). Alternatively, I believe the games are available on the PS3's PSN store.

I will never forgive the jews for what they have done to Lara Croft.

It was called prince of persia 3D

I don't recall that being bad but I also haven't played it since then. Does it hold up at all?

More than anything else, Indiana Jones is a shameless ripoff of Secret of the Incas, a 1954 adventure film starring Charlton Heston.

I just picked up the reboot and sequel. they are like Uncharted with mouse controls and a non-annoying protag, so I am okay with that. a useless whiny protag that I can use booby mods with is tolerable

It hasnt aged really well and it has a ton of problems running on modern PCs.

I played through the HD edition about years ago on the PS3 and I thought it was still good. Can't comment on Warrior Within or Two Thrones though since it's been about a decade since I last played them.

Oh, that figures. Wow, there's not even a pcgamingwiki page for it.

There was also a Dreamcast port.

as a fan of classic tomb raider and a fan of indian jones I now want this.

this

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It's more like young man body which is as, if not more, disturbing.

I don't. I just think it's funny how quick Liberals are to take part in it's legacy.

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to be fair only the first one looks good. the other two are dogshit and clearly shopped. Also who the fuck cares about realistic when you can afford plastic surgery?

not that game

I heard A.Jolie had breast REDUCTION surgery…

A reduction of 100%, indeed. She got a double mastectomy, as well as an oophorectomy, due to cancer.

So the little girl from the last of us grew up to be Lara Croft?

looks like they based her on Mariska Harigtay

That’s funny; I could have sworn people were insinuating that a jew could actually create something genuinely new or innovative…

Too bad she couldn't get ugly reduction surgery.

Bianca Beauchamp is not Angelina Jolie.

They're both ugly as dogshit
Literal mongols

What annoyed me most about the British negress in Uncharted 4 was that fight scene where she was smacking Nate around with no effort. If you've managed to figure out how the world actually is you see how totally implausible that scene is. No amount of training can help a woman that much against a man, the difference in strength is such that Nate should have been able to knock her out cold with a single blow.

I think is closer to the mark here, IMHO it went more like:
Female Indiana Jones content with the gameplay of 3D Prince of Persia
Less successfully from PoP3D, more successfully from Indy: Infernal Machine (which was a dumpsterfire in its original PC release, but pretty decent after an amazing N64 port by Factor 5)
Makes platforming more action-y with parkour meme
Ripoff of first PoP reboot
Ripoff of same thing
Not-TR starring not-Indy, with the powah of QTE and CHEST-HIGH-WALLS POPAMOLE
Ripoff of Uncharted

NANI?

It's like BITCH BUY A SHIRT THAT FITS

Like just fucking show your tits already, the only goddamn thing missing is your fucking nipple and you look fucking retarded wearing clothes obviously four sizes too small

I've started playing Tomb Raider Legend recently (I skipped Anniversary because it was boring and it started stuttering for no reason) and it's really amazing how much they've dumbed down the combat in the recent ones. Sure it's simple but I'd take Sands of Time enemy vaulting with guns over a cover shooter any day.

t. fat whores no one cares about

Legend is probably my favourite TR game though it does have annoying QTEs.

Lucas isn't a jew, Lucas hates jews.

The guy is pretty upfront about his influences, but not to the annoying extent of most people doing "homages". Really, he's what hipster's want to be.
allthetropes.org/wiki/George_Lucas_Throwback

I thought jolie had breast cancer or something.

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whoops

Patrician taste

Also source on image?

Collagen injection in the lips. Blow-up doll tier.

The only Tomb Raider game I ever finished was Underworld. Am I missing out on a lot by not playing any of the ones older than it?

wtf I totally love women now!

wow, the ass in those webms is really well animated. i mean, you usually don't even get animation that good from asian games built on fanservice.

Angel of Darkness plays nothing like PoP reboot, plus it got released in June 2003, whereas Sands of Time got released in October 2003.

Sadly you are wrong again, as Emperor's Tomb got released in February 2003, so Sands of Time would be a ripoff of Emperor's Tomb , if we were to follow your logic.

Yes.

You forgot how her shoulders are broader than her hips, making her look even more masculine. The movie will bomb, SJWs will blame sexism for it, there will be a call for more boygirls in movies/games to fight the patriarchy, and the cycle will continue.

nigger her whole stick is being a latex fetishist. There is pictures of her where the only things exposed are her nipples. Also often less is more, and when chicks go full nude they lose their allure. Also once they are so burned out that they are willing to do porn you don't actually want to see their ugly ass anymore. Its half the reason why their is some validity to the 3DPD meme because most chicks who do porn are disgusting, sloppy sluts like ZQ. Stop being such a huge faggot and learn to respect whamin.

why are you calling yourself a fat whore?

That wasn't his point, you retard

but that was the point you double nigger. It was "dems are the real racist on" steroids.

It was not, you triple nigger

It was too you quadruple nigger!

"innovation"

PedroPie, Is that you?