Ubisoft trying to survive

JUST FUCK THOSE FROGS OUT OF THEIR MISERY ALREADY VIVENDI

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Thank you based Vivendi.

Funny how Ubisoft jacks off over their status as a French publisher but the moment a bigger, hairier, and more French publisher comes to buy them they panic like a bunch of cockroaches.

Oh is that what's been doing it?

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Vivendi wouldn't change a fucking thing, Christ maybe they would actually get better, Activision have gone full on kike these last few years after they were able to fuckoff from Vivendi.

You joke but they practically pioneered always online DRM in singleplayer games.

This is actually a sign they are dying. Typically when companies try to buy back all public shares to go private they end upo fucking themselves over

So, Vivendi has no control or influence over the company at the moment, right?

Not yet, they still have no majoriy hold on Ubisofts shares which has also denied Vivendi a place in the Board of Directors countless times.

Vivendi has like 30% of Ubisoft shares right now, they're trying to go for a hostile takeover, but keep flip flopping for some reason.

I'm cautiously optimistic, but the reality is that even if they take over they could be worse than whoever's managing the company now

If this is true, then Assassin's Creed Origins is their last attempt at making a successfull game that helps their financial situation.
A game that's yet another iteraction in a very long list that sees no innovation and I don't think even normalfags care about it now.
A game that's confirmed to have DIVERSITY and a "skip combat" button, confirming they are going for the most casual audience possible to broaden their market.

Do they have anything else besides AssCreed? Literally anything at all? Even a burger joint they opened for funsies?
Because we are at Final Fantasy levels of "last ditch effort" and I don't think their target audience is actually gonna support them…

They have 24.5% of voting rights according to the article

Vivendi has/had shares in other game companies. If they're vying for controlling interest in the company, nothing good will come of it. Investing into companies and trying to acquire more and more shares is predatory behavior. They want controlling interest in the company only so they can milk it harder and bleed it dry.
Calling it right now, if they get controlling interest. Ubisoft will be jewed into the ground.

Ah I see.

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There’s watch_dogs, so…nevermind, they’re fucked.

Good riddance.

Rainbow Six did gangbusters but I doubt it made up for Watch Underscore Dogs 2 and For Honor.

The implication isn't that it's a bad thing. The only thing I'm really worried about is Rayman falling into the hands of even bigger kikes like EA or Activation.

But WD1 and WD2 were already released, the first one being meh shit and the second one being uber shit.
Unless there's a WD3 in the making, which considering their whole "progressive" attempt with WD2, from which they learned nothing considering Origins, wouldn't save them either.


Oh right, forgot Rainbow Six. That game turned out okay apparently, hard to believe it was made by them (probably wasn't).
Dunno if it has a skinner's box that can support other blunders, but considering For Honor and WD2, it probably didn't help them that much.

if vivendi are even bigger kikes why would this be good

Its the choice between EA style socjoc kikes or Bethesda style shekel kikes

Vengeance for PC Gaming.

Because Ubisoft is shit and they don't want this to happen.

It wouldn't, I just want everyone to be as pissed as I am.

They havent made a profit in years now, they are being kept alive by canadian government funding.

Because like Soros fucking over random spanish sephardics it doesn't really have any effect on me, but kikes kiking kikes is almost always hilarious.

The most beautiful thing about AC is how they squandered it. They can't make another in Victorian London because it's already done, and done badly. There would be no lure of revisiting it.
Now there are a few places of interest, but the hype is dead, and people aren't going to be enthusiastic about lesser known times and places.
It's a talent this generation has, many big franchises all bombing one after another, even flagships like halo.
The failure of stuff like lawbreakers just makes it funnier how vacuous the industry is, no one knows what customers want, or how to make a good game, and those who do, don't get funding because it's not appealing to muh wide audience.

(heiled)
The released non GAAP accounting claiming they were turning a profit half s year ago. At this point I would love for them to be independently audited do the ceo would go to prison for securities fraud.

Ah come on, user, how bad was it? It's not like they had missions where you had to stop the evil templars from ruining Charles Darwin and preventing the publication of origin of the species despite the fact that in AC humans really are the product of intelligent design and it would make way more sense if Darwin was a templar and his research was a plot to bury the truth.

What if it gets bought by thq nordic at an auction?

That'd inspire a small level of confidence in the series not being dead

Oh no! user please! Anything but that! What will I do without We Wuz Assassins Creed and Watch Dogs?

that's jewspeak for LOAN

At the forefront of innovation, I see

No diversity because it doesn't sell.

Vivendi is also frogs…
Much leaner, older, meaner, frogs. With big and long teeth.
It's part of the 3 Vs, Vivendi, Veolia, Vinci… they used to be part of the same group until it literally HAD to split up (in the late 90's) or someone was gonna bomb France or something.
It used to be the french near monopoly company on water.
Vivendi is the media part, they own shit like Universal (music, I think they sold Studios, or they bought out), Activision-Blizzard (well they made so much money, they managed to buy their way out, but it's Vivendi that created it), most of EU cable networks, all serious concurrents to YouTube (Vevo, Dailymotion), etc…
It was at one point (early 200X) the biggest media group on the planet.
BTW
Vinci is the largest construction company in the world.
Veolia is still the largest water management company in the world.
Ever seen a megacorp? That's what happens when your first CEO is called Napoleon…

Vivendi owned Blizzard and Sierra since fucking forever (2000).
It's laughable to say they will make Ubisoft games shit when it's the company that payed for Warcraft 3, Diablo II, WoW, World In Conflict, etc…

The reason they're not well known is because they're smart enough to not devalue branding (why put a fucking logo when you can stay in the shadow and rack the shekels, if EA had done that they wouldn't be voted worst company of the year every year) or mess with shit that works (when they merged Activision with Blizzard, they clearly said "well we merge you for administrative reasons but Activision personnel is not to get anywhere near Blizzard", it only changed after they bought out). They literally cashed out when the yearly WoW/CoD started getting laughingly bad (before Dogs, after Black Ops II) didn't sold as well and the not so great D3 came out. You know like sane people would… You don't stay on the sinking ship.
To them it must be a miracle Acti-Bli somehow managed to survive and GREW forking such shitty products for such a long phase, which is why they want to eat Ubisoft.
"No matter how much shit they publish people still buy this crap, we though it was industrial business when it's a pure rent cashcow."

Don't blame the company, blame the normalfags.

Activision Blizzard and their Chink investors from Tencent bought their stock from Vivendi years ago, and I think the frogs have more problems at the moment than buying back Jewbisoft. archive.is/FKiiI

Bring Vivendi back.
NOW.

Vivendi at the very least published a few good games, and even though they rushed the crash bandicoot/spyro games, they're still better than anything ubisoft's done in over a decade.

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BETTER FRENCH JEWFAGS!

I don't know how the fuck "shares" work in terms of company control. I know they're these quantized concept packages that denote a percentage of a company's net worth, and buying and selling them is a very popular form of legalized global gambling, but how the fuck does it work in power plays?
Is each share% like 1 vote in a 100 vote corporate senate or something?
With a mere 30% share control, couldn't the other 70% just sandbag the shit out of them?

Lol someone's triggered

I'm no expert, but my very limited understanding is this:

Each share of stock represents a tiny percent of ownership in a company and investment in that company. There are two types of stock in a company. Voting shares and non-voting shares. Non-voting shares, as the name implies give the holder little to no say over company decisions and just represent a monetary investment. Voting shares on the other hand… One share = one vote (in the simplest terms. Sometimes there are different classes of stock with different "weights" for how much voting power each share holds, but for simplicity, let's ignore that). 30% of the voting stock would mean 30% of the weight in any major decision. The other 70% COULD sandbag the shit out of them, sure, but it's an uphill battle. The more control one entity has, the more likely they are to get their way since they have to convince fewer other stockholders to get a decision in their favor.

If you ever saw the episode of Futurama with the 80's guy, compare it to when Mom tried to buy out Planet Express.

The entire AC series made me fucking mad because of this. The entire premise is essentially "Let's take the historical victors, portray them as the good guys, and shit on the defeated".

There are no Templars in Ace Combat, stupid.

It's even simpler than that. Is [historical person] white, straight and male? Is [historical person] part of a group or organization I, as the leftist cuck author, don't like? Then he's a Templar and evil by default.

The cretins writing AssCreed games have so little self-awareness they fail to see what the problem with a goal of "absolute freedom" might be. Shit, according to AC the Templars crucified Jesus and then go around wearing his cross.

Funny thing, Blizzard was better when they were under Vivendi.

Only AC1 felt at home in its historical setting - everything after the first game was awkward and shoe-horned to the point where the moniker of "assassin" could mean anything from "errand boy" to "pirate" to "socialist freedom fighter" to now – apparently – kang of egypt.

It's an expected by-product of Ubisoft's marxist sympathies; they view all of history through the post-modern lens of enlightenment-era values. >Turks were just oppressed peoples trying to get a leg-up in the world!
>Templars didn't actually believe in their religious doctrine – they were just in it for the shekels and power!! The Pope too, by the way! Genuine zeal or commitment to something didn't exist back then, everyone was an uneducated idiot unlike today!
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They have no issues with making a historical person a flaming homo or completely changing everything he said and stood for if they feel the need to have him on "good goy team". Just look at Da Vinci or the founding fathers

don't forget the stronk womyn that populate every Asscreed and constantly bitch about patriarchy, even though Ubi didn't deign to actually make any weak opressed women and everywhere you go, you see these progressive "heroines" kick males around left and right.

Can't trigger their audiences by actually showing women getting treated badly, now can we?

Or, dear God, showing a woman actually being content with their lot in life as the pillar of her family and community; the one responsible for managing the household, tending to the children's personal upbringing and development, and maintaining good relations with the neighbors.

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She's a Templar you bigoted shitlord. She's there to keep the rest of the womyn down and is secretly a huge hypocrite, just as her completely random, ten minute long, horribly written death monologue will tell you!

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Oh no, if Ubisoft disappears wherever shall I go for my historical revisionist bullshit or games featuring stronk female characters? Truly is a dark day.

too bad Ubisoft isn't dead, fucking kikes

Zenimax.

This seems like a gamble on KANGZ success. The share price will increase if they have a good run at full price sales and they will sell back the shares at the higher price. I think it will not sell as well as they expect though, but reddit will likely see them doing better than the last few entries.

Nice knowing ya, Ubisoft.
not really

Considering that, there may be some extreme shilling ahead.

Vivendi is literally rothschild. Although, I doubt ubisoft can be more cucked, even with the kings of kikes at the lead.

very much so, taking the historical revisionism examples alongside marxist sympathies should be spread wide along the internet.

reddit

Thinking about it, the only franchises they have going are asscreed, watchdogs and far cry unless i'm missing something. I hope they tank because they've given nothing of value for years

>get fucked by the (((free market)))
Good for them.

I don't understand Ubisoft hate.

To hate Ubisoft so vehemently and obsess over all the stupid shit they do implies that you're somehow constantly getting burned by them. Why would you give a fuck beyond "lol" if you really hated their games so much and didn't buy or play them?

Maybe you will when you grow up.

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This had better mean the rights to Tetris end up somewhere decent.

Is that actually what you think I said, or are you just pretending to be retarded?

It is what you said, though. You urged anons to ignore Ubisoft and move past without much commentary. See here:

Because it's fun

If you have a hobby (or in your average Holla Forumsirgin's world a way of life) and some cunt or a set of cunts are contributing to that hobby's shittiness just to make money or push an agenda like we wuz kangz, then yes fuck them - bad business ethic and practice needs to be called out for what it is

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meant for
cunt

Think deeper than that.
The white men are avatars of the old gods in game.

I dreamed last night that I bought Ubisoft in a 5000 dollar bond. That is basically why I am replying to this thread.

The sun is out, lads.

I understand laughing at specific absurd shit they add into their games, but the 'Ubisoft hate' I'm referring to is more like an obsession.

Just think about what OP is about, some corporate structuring. Who fucking gives a shit, but here you all are reacting like it's another great scandal.

>>get fucked by the (((free market)))
Hope you don't mean to say that's actual free market. If the state dictates how you buy and sell your stuff, there's nothing free about it

Ubisoft is as French as Microsoft is American.

Globalization won. One vision one world one purpose. In the name of Kane.

There already is one in the catalog.

Shares are the property title of a company, that are always split (unlike it's a business a company is founded by several people, each having a share relative to the money they brought when founding the company).

Now the bigger the company the tiniest the shares since selling small % of the company (and giving out access to the same % of profits from the company) is how you bring investment.

But since there are now so many proprietors, how the fuck is it supposed to be ruled?
By a Senate (general assembly) of all the people having voting shares electing a committee (board of directors).

Now of course lots of people don't give a fuck about how the company does business (as long as they get profits), so you have thresholds of voting/non-voting shares and delegations of voting powers, going by the principle the more shares you have the more you're interested in the company leadership (because the more money you have to loose if things goes sideways).
Then company aren't democracies, they're serious things, meaning it's not a guy with 50%+1 of the votes on his side that does whatever the fuck he wants. You have veto and blocking minorities, decisions that need to be taken with a 2/3 majority, etc…
Which is why (in French law at least, but it's not a weird french thing, it's roughly the same everywhere else, the thresholds varies some consider you need X% voting shares + Y% non-voting, etc… but the principle stay the same) when someone has 30% of voting shares on it's own, he's legally forced to take control of the leadership of the company. Because it's de facto the case (since he can just say no to everything he doesn't want).

Nobody forced the Guillemot family to sell their founding shares so much that it got to the point they have less than 30% when they had 100%.
Poor little billionaires…

huh

This is what they get for making Blood Dragon 2 a Trials game, the dumb fucks.

Honestly, I never knew how to feel about this whole situation. On one hand, who gives a fuck about Ubi games these days. On the other, there's a bunch of great, dead IPs that I really don't want to see necromance'd back into this realm just to be puppets for some bigger jewfrog with the same diversity agenda.

Even I don't know anything about Vivendi and what they plan on doing if they manage to get the majority of Ubisoft, I've learned not to be optimistic. Would be cool if they were actually planning on putting those SJWs in the company on a leash though.

Oh dear.

Maybe if Ubisoft focused more in producing good games instead of gathering tumblr points they would not be in this situation?

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The funny thing is Ford actually paid much better wages and provided far better hours than any of his contemporaries

When you factor in that they used to make good games, like the first Splinter-Cell titles, and also helped published other good games, like Battle Realms, there's plenty of reason to be angry at them. Not only do they dehumanize their audience by seeing them as nothing more than good goys and whales to hunt for money, they also neglect all feedback and do the same stupid shit of releasing piss-poor quality products.

The potential of Ubisoft getting bought completely is a cathartic experience to all who know what ubisoft was actually capable of doing and chose to neglect, they thought their audience as nothing more than revenue, now they get to taste what it is to be seen exactly like that by an outside force, and soon be that same revenue for someone else.

Some dev/publisher shows up and starts releasing games and you go wow, they might actually make something great.

Then some fuck in a suit to justify his bonus goes, "hmm those games were hard to make, lets boil it down to skinner box elements, pretty graphics and marketing. Yeh I like marketing."
And then the cancer begins.

They went from axing Rainbow Six Patriots because it was anti American propaganda and firedvall the top devs after telling them twice to knock their shit off to publishing Far Cry Americans are evil. I so hope this company either dies or gets bought up.

/o/ here, back in the day, like 1919, Ford wanted to use their increasing profits to raise wages and the quality of life of their employees, rather than letting the money sit around lining the pockets of stockholders. Dodge wanted to do the opposite, increasing the company's "value" for shareholders and not giving a fuck about their employees. There was a lawsuit about this and a Dodge-leaning compromise was reached which literally shaped the way the stock market has worked since then. If you're ever thinking of buying a Dodge, Chrysler, Fiat, etc just remember they're the reason Jews rule the USA and ruin everything you like today.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.

How was Patriots anti-American if the goal was to stop a radicalist 99% militia?

All that shit happened in the span of three years, less even, if you assume Far Cry whatever was in development for more than a year.
They're also confused as shit when it comes to their forced diversity. For example, in the Division, all of the good characters are white, while one of the factions, also the escaped prisoner faction, has a generic niggress saying shit like "you don' care bout us whitey, we just one more dead black body on a pile for ya", then you kill her and nobody brings it up again. Another faction has voicelines that unironically call you a faggot if you use a deployable turret.

hitler was right

Henry Ford also named the Jew quite a few times in his life, including a book he wrote I think.

If you guys think it's bad now, wait 'til Vivendi get a hold of them.

I wonder why

HAHA, YES!

Christ sake, and people wonder why Ford liked the Nazi's.

Ubisoft is the ultimate cock tease. Most of their games seem like they're going to be great but then they needlessly and intentionally inject some form of cancer into them that ruins them. Watching them slowly lose control of their own company is sweet karmic justice.

fixed

t. buttblasted console babby

I was talking about the /r/pcmasterrace and Steam crowd that would be jerking ubisoft's shitty games and practices if they didn't make retarded downgrades for console parity, you nigger.

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The militia was essentially Occupy Wall Street and conservatives. It was based on propaganda from the Sourgern Poverty Law Center. Ubisoft told them to tone it down twice and the lead devs refused so they were fired.

Poor ubisoft. Who will tell me their bull was a Kang now?

I don't fucking understand how anyone could get mad at a company buying back its shares, none of you seem to understand how much fucking say shareholders have in a company and how shareholders are almost always directly related to how shit you see AAA games are getting. If anything this gives them more freedom to be less jewish. personal anecdote here though. company i work for had its shareholders go "good god goy how can you pay your your workers that much! you need to cut wages in half" so they had to because these shareholders held the majority

This is a bad thing because all it does is allow them to successfully put out subtle propaganda rather than fail at being overt. They need a noose not a leash.

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good god goy, you complain no one makes a game you like then you complain not if its made by a jew. why not make a game yourself if your that particular about how you want something but not willing to fork up the money to get it

Even the jews are degrading in this generation of degeneracy.

Let's see what Vivendi will do. Can't be any worse.

Man, man I want to fuck that woman.

thats a cartoon user

No, it's a girl from a video game. Also i have imagination, unlike you it seems. I can imagine myself with her. And oh I have.

im arguing semantics so you dont develop schizophrenia it's for your own good i have been there

Thank god its finally happening. Would be nice to see Gearbox and some others that are also on the edge all die together.

I wont develop schizophrenia outta nowhere user. I know she's not real, doesn't mean I can't jerk off to her in my mind occasionally. I do this to a lot of females I recall but they do not become anything more than fantasy.

They have enough to throw their weight around
You can't ignore a 25% share holder of your damn company, its just when it hits 30% that they have official powers, which are much worse for Ubi

Warcraft 3 they probably did for the later stages maybe
For WoW who knows how long it was in development
We don't know how much impact Vivendi had on these fuckos

Yeah, call me when you're gonna go out to lynch those SJW in the street.

People *here* stopped getting burned by them
Doesn't mean that they didn't help create good games in the distant past, and that credibility and growth from that point on was used to turn into the abomination we see today

Do you think that good things are coming out of Ubishit these days?

It's like someone in the company purposely wants to tank the stock. If they're betting all their eggs on Origins they're in for a rude awakening.

they better hand over Siege to more competent developers first

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why? if they want more money they should get better paying jobs.

why? if they want more money they should get better paying jobs.

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Assassin's Creed
Far Cry
Rayman
Beyond Good & Evil
Prince of Persia
Anno
Watch_Dogs
The Crew

Think that's it. Even if Ubi goes under, at least we won't be missing anything of value.

GTFO

Hey you have to be pretty innovative and agile to make the same fucking Assassins Creed game every year

wooow so progressive

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This news is annoying and disappointing. I wanted ubisoft to fail.

But hypothetically, Vivendi has until december 29, 2017 to acquire 30% owner ship, a "controlling stake" in the company? R-right?

Fuck that, make a tulpa. You deserve to not be alone.

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I for one welcome our new Jewtalian overlords.


If Vivendi finally owns Ubi they will be worse than shit, but at least nobody will want to touch it.