Net Yaroze Thread

Is that the red girl from Fighter Maker but with shitty textures?

wtf did i just play? welp. next one

i am going to like this no matter wh… yeah, thanks user.

they all have loading times from hell. Why?

It has several smaller loaders separated into the big one and each game requires loading and sorting its own files, the whole thing is a mess.

ok, othello is broken. it's just 207 gems. Ready for some ayyy looter?

What's up with the aspect ratio?

ok, this is fun gem

it's magic

The only decent game in the whole package is gas girl or whatever.

TRUELY A MIGHTY WARRIOR WE CAN DEPEND ON

net yaroze games aren't allowed to stream anything off the disc - everything must be loaded and run from the PS1s 4MB of RAM

This is Amateur Wars S.E
a two player, and only a two player gem. A forwar, x backward and L1 is shooting. Awesome 8/10 would shave my cat.

yo, anons, i think i found something! Do not get to much hyped, but i think this is the dragon soul of the shmups.

i think thats it. Looks awseome so far

Play the sanic clone

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damn hard this little shitter.

Does that mean this game is in the same dimension as my waifu?

next one. I think i need to slow down, this will take a lot of my time. It is a walking sim from 1999 WITH A FUCKING DAY CYRCLE

Nigger you dumb, that's just a 3D engine showcase

going to play APEX now
Mario Kart clone
need a beer for this.

damn, its a wipeout clone
and it is damn good,

ok, i have to left a few out, this is getting to hard. Now playing; Doom 1

You are playing both the Disc games and the Internet ones right?

I don't think this is doom at all. With the left analog you play player 1 and with the right analog you play player 2, yes this is correct ON ONE GAMEPAD. But the fun doesnt end here, you see that what player 2 is seeing? That the player model

see

The internet ones are all shit, the "good" stuff was released on magazines.

oi?

Are those Jap schoolgirls?
The fuck?

Is there a nakadashi command?

this game is evil and it is called famicom emulator.

time for some jeff.

jeff is cool, we are cool with jeff. Everyone loves jeff now. Jeff is best in world.

how am i supposed to tell who jeff is?

pls be a wizardy clone
pls be a wizardy clone
pls be a wizardy clone
pls be a wizardy clone

broken piece of shit i hope it dies in a fire of thousend unfucked granny tits, sheit.

there are no waifus on net yar…..

wow that's a really nice girl right there haha :)

hmmm, what could this be? Should i start it? I don't know?! uh, i am scared user kun.

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heere V your new waifu
i cant stop laughing

wooah momma

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oh vey

srsly anons, isn't it impresiv how many moves she have?

while i'm playing with her, i rly start to think about to do my work out with this. It seems very well done

i think this game is one of the best games i have ever played in my whole live, so far.

look, she is truly a demon semen, i can't stop watching her

she has some nice triangles

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someone programmed this

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ok, enough, say good by to my VERY PERSONAL WAIFU THAT ONLY I HAVE AND NOBODY ELSE

time to play the next gem

For 4mb and done by an amateur with PS1 tools it actually is impressive. But still sad

Holy shit

Don't make me boot my psp and rape her

ascii rpg, i am the @ and i can actually move around. Thats damn nice!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_Yaroze

That's Popeye from the Famicon/NES. I wonder if that was actually emulated?!

？悪なウぃザッド
モンスターを？り
平和を？ち？く
立て？者よ
悪を？？せよ
Can anyone help me with the kanji here?
''Evil wizard
does something with monsters (releases?)
something to do with peace (wants to destroy peace of something)
Stand! something!
do something to evil (fight or resist)

Holy shit I feel better about my own AGDG right now.

Nethack clone?

jep

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ok

ahh childhood

邪悪なウィザード
モンスターを操り
平和を打ち砕く
立て　勇者よ
悪を封印せよ

Starting now "Demos Released on Demo Disc"
Keep in mind this is still disc one of three, there is the pal disc, ntsc disc and the pal+ntsc disc.

Aw man, Fatal Fantasy VII, a true classic when it was finally released. Not as good as the previous Fatal Fantasies though.

oh, i know that one. They never completed it.

yep, already know that one. I guess that means there is nothing left anymore. I will continue to look into it and post when i find something.

what? I never heard anything again from it. Is it still in moon only?

Watch out Clod, there's a nigger behind you!

Making fun of the bootleg sounding name. The moonrunes actually say Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack in

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ok anons, i will let her free. You can do what ever you want with her now. Make her famoues, she deserved it. It's a good girl.

I'M AN AIRPLANE!!! WNEWWWWW!

i really can't stop laughing, this too much.

This thread is as good as that weaponized console thread we had a week or two ago. It's so pure; no bickering fags going on and ruining the entire thread, no autism. Just a comfy shitshow with a ton of lighthearted jabs at these bizarre games. Some of these posts had me in stitches.

Her fucking dead face looks like she has downs or some shit and it's absolutely beautiful. I'm fucking crying.

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I know it's really not related to the thread, but are there any DNA test that ship to south america?

If you're wondering, you probably are a nigger or a jew

I can smell it

Are you Argentinian? I hear they're least mixed of all south americans.

Come on user don't joke about this, it's serious

Yes I am. My father told me that my mother's grandmother was an indian, but I think she was 1/4 or 1/8 indian, because if she was pure, my grandmother would look like an indian and my mother also like one. I think I'm 1/64 amerindian.

But I could be wrong and the indian part could be just a nickname she had. That's why I want a DNA test.

But why are you asking this here of all places?

1/64 is pretty much nothing, though. 1/8 nonwhite or better was the cutoff point for the Nuremberg laws.

Go ask in another thread, as it has nothing to do with video games

Hey op, anything else that's good in this disc?

real talk
are you fags still salty about the Falklands or is it just a small retarded minority

He didn't play Adventure

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PORN
WHEN

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It's said that the falklands are a strategic point, because if the panama canal is closed, the only other trade route is through the space between falklands and Continental Argentina.
The falklands war was a last attempt from the dictatorship to regain public acceptance. It also was started to further increase the time limit that was about to close. Something about how if a country controls a place for more than 150 years it gains sovereignity.

The falklands angle is pushed by politicians to instill nationalism and move the spotlight from something that they don't want investigated.

Where can I download Net Yaroze shit?

This

good morining user,
good to see this thread still alive, i guess that means i have to fire up my machnie and start disc 2. Yesterdays disc wasn't anything anymore. Just the stuff we now already.

ok, give me a few minutes to set everything up and we go down the rabbit whole of the NTSC disc.

theisozone.com/downloads/playstation/psx-homebrew/net-yaroze-collection-2014/

i need sleep, user. You can bully me.

I'm gonna snag this rare Mario for my steam pic

wew, anons, what did you do with the good girl airplane? This is net yarazo not plebbit!
Ok, in 5 minutes i am ready to start.

ah, shit. All three discs are the same. Fuck it. This will not stop me. I will dig depper and find something for ya.

dance of death. Here we go.
game look very good. Is a button smasher. You smash buttons and shit, four different attacks with the sword, nice nice.

next one

racing gem on rails. Now this looks like fun.

holy shit, is this a face?
ok, uhm, this game is basicly a kart game on , yeah, rails. There is one button, A, … thats it.
oh yeah, and the music is some fucked up mk ultra shit.

ok, next gem

this looks nice, but its moon all over the place. And no graphics.

another fun game, i hope so. Going in now.

ok, what am i in for

hey, this actually is ok. I don't know but why is it so that only the japanesse folks continued to make yarzo gems?

i-it's a poop!?

this looks like it could be something.

wew, nice water [email protected]"
Game is fun, you are a little dirty drawf who shift blocks and than you release the water to the bottom.

cool, i like it.

not that easy.

r34 of autistic acrobat when?

I cant do it because im on my phone but imagine i posted the pic of an objectively shit anime girl going ahegao

ha, i totally forgot the tech demos released on the internet. NOW THE FUN BEGINS

hahahahahahahahqahhHASHAHAHAHAHHAHHASA

WAIFUS
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welp, that that's

uhm, ok, anons, i have some pitts gem to share. The most weird tech demo i ever saw. Now my live is complete

Post the Dinosaur one

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somehow i like the net yarazo box, it is full with weird shit and every entry is a suprise that feels like it came directly from another dimension.

explosiv waifu

great work steve, this is an awesome tech demo.

ARE YOU READY
FOR THE REX

can't remember that it had a background? Is this a different demo?

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he looks a little retarded.

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archive.is/3StNF
This was a splendid thread.

OP, when you said images, I thought you meant the disc image. Why don't you post a link so that we can all enjoy it?

see

uhm.

🅱anke

Thanks to you, this music is playing in my head again.

oh fuck

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mfw simulator just crashed, wtf.

Still looks better than Tumblrtale.

Try using Net Yaroze in other emulators, like Mednafen. EPSXe is simply generally outdated. Maybe emulator is the problem here, not the program.

mednafen doesn't play iso's, already tried beetle and others.

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ui ui ui ui

the music is nice, i think it's gangster paradise.

great story.

The best game in the disc imo

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who made this?

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THIS GAME

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if you don't have a role to play, be the idiot. This game is deep.

I remember that

wew, the story is about birds who fly over the city and sometimes fly lower to eat shit and stuff. People in the town feel harrased by them. Holy shit, best story. On the other hand, this came from one person mind, respect for this.

ok, that's it. For today(?)

Use psX 1.13
Small resolution, but very accurate.

shit man

Landwolf?

Hold the fuck up, are those tokimeki memorial characters?

どうも。