Cuphead: The Cuppening

the cards are the easiest parts, unless you're too retarded to not learn how to dash late

so conan the kike and some random supermodel desperate for spotlight played this game

True I guess, but this is top notch loop-all-day material

I think the closest thing to such a claim would be the Devil being redesigned since a bunch of honorary jigaboos complained about it. Even then, it could very well be a artistic choice.

You're absolutely correct

The only thing remotely pozzed in it is that they changed the original devil design amid cries of racism. He used to have niggerlips and a hooked nose

You know that's already in the works I'd know since I asked a drawfag myself

the new design is fine.
Let's just be grateful the new devil design is not a white straight male metaphor

You know, my one complaint about this game is that it's not nearly as hard as what I expected. It'll go into my list of casual filter games, sure, but I expected bosses to be more of a challenge. Ironically, the hardest one was Hilda Berg since the birdie guy would have been a much better introduction to the flying sections.

I'd love to make 1930's racist caricatures mock up bosses. Truly they had them all on point.

The devs mentioned on NeoGAF that they'd be nerfing the charge shot and the weapon switching glitch which'd let you output a whole lot more damage if you kept hammering the weapon switch button like a madman. It's a neat speedrunning trick, but it destroys your fingers.

Hildaberg is easy
kill green add, avoid purple (they shoot parry so keep them alive) , dodge HAHs, later tornadoes
shrink and avoid the bullets, pay attention if clockwise or anti-clockwise. kill green adds, avoid purple (only shoot one, also give parry)
The hardest phase is saggitarius. use plane bomb to get rid of blue stars as you kite them to position them.
Red UFOs means the beam will hit later (left of screen). Not-red UFOS means the beam will hit sooner (soon after they cross Hildaberg)
hug wall for not-red UFOs and quickly cross red UFOs. Parry pink stars.

That's it.

People are really hungry for their 5 seconds of fame and (You)s on Holla Forums
We should start exchanging (You)s for currency

time to quickly get S rank then

I'm not saying it's hard, I'm saying that the subsequent flying sections are easier compared to it, especially with the right upgrade.

That's not samba you braindead fuck

so is this the new thing you're gonna shill the board with? undertale, overwatch, granblue fantasy, and now this?
not liking a thread isn't a good reason to kill another thread

it doesn't matter what it is. The song is not something you can spam all day.

there are no OW threads on Holla Forums for a long time
There hasn't been undertale threads for 2 years now. you're using fear-mongering tactics to push your narrative
I agree. mobile game general should be banished from Holla Forums. Fucking disgusting to have a fucking general for a freemium mobile game just because muh nobuo unematsu and muh anime weeb concept art.

Can't exchange (You)s for money yet, hold on to the big guns.

It matters that you don't go around spouting fucking bullshit.
Looks like caveman only now found out about the internet.

sure thing, Gustavo.
I never stated you need to live in a country to know its music. Nevertheless in order to get this triggered someone confused a song for samba, you have to be either a proud nationalist of country of origin or autistic. Which one is it , user?

The second I S ranked that fucker I never went back

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You have a source for that shit? Archives only, direct links need not apply.

Fucking BRs man.

second on this

>I'M SO FUCKING ASHAMED OF BEING WRONG I'M GOING TO NOT ONLY JUSTIFY SPOUTING BULLSHIT BUT ALSO DESPERATELY DIVERT THE SUBJECT

>HELP ME I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE WRONG ON THE INTERNET

>I CAN'T HANDLE THE SHAME THIS IS TOO MUCH

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You prove me right by replying and reacting like a complete retard. That alone is more shameful than being right or wrong about a music piece's genre.

Holy shit you're right
do you think it could be Dean the journalist?

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>I NEED VALIDATION OF MY PEERS
>I NEED, I NEED IT
>I CAN'T BE CALLED OUT ON BEING WRONG ON THE INTERNET THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
>I CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!

>HELP ME I NEED TO COME UP WITH SOME REPLY TO NOT LOOK BAD!

>LOOKING BAD ON AN ANONYMOUS BOARD WHERE MY IDENTITY WON'T CARRY ON OUTSIDE OF THIS THREAD IS THE BIGGEST BURDEN MY LIFE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE

>HELP ME I'M
>IN
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CUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can't you just tell him where you're from if he's wrong?

Having a hard time with the frog-slot-machine. Been breezing through everything else but holy damn the Bull and Tiger-slot things are a pain to avoid getting hit by.

CRT Master Race

There is one thing that I was definitely wrong, user.
You're not autistic or Brazilian. You're both.

Last (You) I give you. That'll be 5 (¥ouro)s plus tip.

godamnit
the fucking hipsters are latching onto the game
It won't be too long until every single SoCal hipster gets cuphead for le ebin vintage gamer xD as they drink their kombucha and circlejerk each other on how hardcore they are.

You meant Ruse of Ooze

You got a point ,I found that sort of shit hilarious.

right? fucking crtfags, nobody ever used those fucking things. it's the gayest meme ever. get a fucking lcd you poorfags.

Feels good to be rewarded with a jazz overworld theme after fighting the first two boss sets. it's like a calm before the storm. I think my favorite boss this world goes to the rat and his tin can tank.

What bonus attack does he have? I haven't gotten expert yet, but that first form was a real doosy for me, and things got a lost easier after fucking him up quickly before things got to be a clusterfuck. A little before beating him I realized I was overestimating his final phase, thinking that those electrical poles don't reverse direction, when they did, and only locked off half the screen slowly.

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My name is Run because I run this shithole and all you White faggots.
Don't believe me? Find me over at >>>/sudo/
I would love for someone to pound my ass (pic related). I dare you!
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Dean please go and stay go.

Man I missed this kind of thing

Don't go full retard on me

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The only real difference besides everything just being faster is that the skull missiles speed up even more when they turn to home in on you, which is a bitch and a half when they were already pretty annoying on regular mode

SPOOKED

My cup runneth over

is it safe to pirate yet?

I'd spend the money on it if I had any.

Gay

It was released on GOG, dummy.
Go pirate it if you so desire

Is there a way to return it?

It is the only way, any game that would self censor to appease a minority doesn't get a cent from me.

They did what now?

It's not
There's no problem if you want to pirate, but please don't pull "facts" out of your ass to justify yourself.

The Devil design had some changes during development, and some anons think the changes were made because of political correctness.

I'm pretty sure the guy with the alleged nigger lips is just a cut boss.

How so?

I really enjoy this track, it's got a fast paced feel and I like the fact that they made a tap dancer part of the music really had it fit with the fight.
Also helps that the boss was pretty funny without being too too hard, only thing that consistently gave me trouble was trying to get over the Big Wave consistently.

I doubt that Valve or Microsoft would approve a game that encouraged fighting the muslim menace.

No, you have to prep the bull for the chad of darksouls platformers, cough it up

It’s more like bullet hell/shmup than a platformer.

In the Calamaria fight the phase 3 petrification beam is fucking horrifying. Is there any way to avoid it or am I at the mercy of the RNG gods?

The best thing you can do is be constantly prepared way in advance; stay on the left side and react to the little spike walls as if you're somewhere in the middle

Is it just me or does the gameplay feel very Japanese?

It's a shame the last two threads were shitpost central and this one looks to be going the same way, because the thread on release day was almost 100% about technique and strategy. At least this one talks a lot about the excellent OST.

Get out of the habit of using that term, and it really isn't, you can just call it a boss rush. There are shmup bosses, but that doesn't make it one.

You just have to position yourself in such a way that you could button-mash your way out of a petrification state at any time. It's not ideal but it's manageable, you can do it consistently.

That's the tight controls and quality of content.

Do I just mash the d-pad to break free or is there a faster way for it? It's driving me insane, it's the only fight where I remotely got this fucked up by the RNG. Ghosts and puffballs are night instant reset at this point.

guess I'll kill myself now

maybe the warnings about "elitist" gamers were right. If your game is too casual it attracts faggots, and if it's too difficult it attracts autism.

I just alternated two directions on the d-pad and alternated two face buttons at the same time, that unpetrifies you in a little under two seconds. I don't have particularly good advice on the best way to button mash, that's just what I did.

Expert mode is fucking weird, man. I like it a lot since I'd say it's the first time I felt the game was really challenging, getting the S-ranks anyway, but it shuffles everything around when it comes to what's difficult. For Cagney Carnation the hardest part of the fight is now his first phase, and the rest is a breeze.

Is using 弾幕 better?

that fucking boss fight has the mouse doing the tom scream instead of the cat
maybe the cat does it at the end but im not sure since i haven't beaten' it

It would at least be the correct term, but you know Cuphead's bosses don't fit the description.

High Seas Hi-Jinx is the best song, don't even argue.
Don't worry, I also couldn't appreciate it because Cala Maria is a fucking irritating boss. I only realized it was the best when I listened to it afterwards.

I'm very partial to the Inkwell Hell theme, but mostly because it's the moodiest track on offer.

I am clear with Cuphead. Not hard really. It's kind of like a euro style platformer, the opposite of the japanese platformers less tighter control more beauty graphics and harder punishment.

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Fuck, S ranking Maria is going to take a while.
I wish other attacks besides one in the first phase are able to parried, I would have had made it by now but didn't make the time req due to waiting out enough pink puffers.

I really liked that they did that.

Control was pretty tight to me, no sliding, and aiming and stuff was pretty precize. And immeidately starting the same level over with infinite lives is pretty light punishment.

Isnt this movie like 8 years or something? Why is it still being talked about? And it was mediocre at best

It's called danmaku onii-chan!

I'm buying this tomorrow. Because I'm a pretentious fuck.

If you don't own a phonograph there's no point

I do.

nice

Like a true pretentious fuck

I fucking hate this

Wish I had downloaded those fucking Madcatz xinput drivers earlier, I'm stuck using JoytoKey. Ah well, it works.

I think an all-star mode would be a cool update for Cuphead
same with allowing you play Mugman on single player mode, if you feel like it.

I like the new one better anyway.

My granddad went crazy and he had three phonographs so I snagged one. I've yet to go through the 1000 LP collection he's got though. It's stuff from the 20s through to 60s, hopefully there's some Helen Kane LPs in there.

Life is usually shit. But sometimes it's not.

Looks like crowbcat jumped on the meme train. What the hell is that at 0:24? I completed normal mode at least and I don't recognize it at all, it must be a secret level or something.

how do you evade her petrify gaze am I really that retarded?

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The fight is less about avoiding Cala Maria's gaze (which is difficult if not impossible in most circumstances) and more about making sure you're not in a bad position after you're caught by it.

very close to her eyes, top right, you can dodge the phase 2 petrify gaze
not on last phase though
360ing the controller breaks it faster than randomly tilting

yeah that's what I've been doing the whole time

you mean the analog stick?
Also does this mean you have to have a bit of luck to s-rank her?

Earlier? You mean you can't now?

No, I just mean making sure you're not right next to her or anything. Make sure that when you get petrified you're in a relatively safe section of the screen.

And yes, RNG is involved in every boss fight. They're not entirely scripted, so there are definite elements of luck in each fight.

whoops I confused the posters in my reply

Yeah, I asked around but nobody has the drivers installation file. The Madcatz download page is ded.

Final tally: 272 deaths. I was drinking the whole time and sleep deprived for most of it, so I'll take it. Fun game, looking forward to coop as well as a potential sequel or other game by the same devs.
Favorite boss was Bluto. Least favorite was the Bee. Not sure on my favorite song, but Die House is always nice. Love villain songs.

No, you just have to take the gaze mechanic in mind and you positioning before the gaze as part of strategy. That's intended
For last phase, the petrify gaze is a slow projectile, giving you time to position yourself properly. The stone breaks sooner too if you 360 the analog stick.
Make sure you have distance between those pillars and the poison bubbles before gaze.

Now go do Expert Mode. The mechanics are different.

What I mean is, you seemed to imply you could've gotten them before.

thanks

My grand-dad used to go to local community auctions and buy up lots to garage sale as a way to supplement his retirement. Plus, you know, he needed something to do to keep him occupied. Folk from that generation are like that, they just can't stop working - just slow the pace a bit.

Anyhow, he bought up hundreds of old LPs from stuff covering big band era to early 60's. We ended up buying a bunch of them off him when he found out that the kids who were buying them were just nailing them to a wall or making arts and crafts shit. He wouldn't sell them to people like that, and had a ton of them cluttering up his shed.

Found a couple great gems in there, especially some of the comedy records from the Honeymooners, Redd Foxx, and whatnot. Haven't really listened to the music ones much, since I'm not really that into music. Really should sell them on Ebay sometime and see how much I can get. Though, again, most of them will probably just end up being used as hipster decorations.

I could've. Asking around, at least a month ago the download servers were still up for the xinput driver.

Aw hell man. You lazy ass.

I only really play fightan on PS4 since there's a larger community there. Never got around to using it on PC, though I did dabble with using it on Linux when I was doing the beta test for the Skullgirls port.

I recently updated my windows partition to W10, and have been playing games on PC more often. I just didn't have any reason to check for drivers until now.

…whatever, JoytoKey more than works, even if it's a bit of a pain.

What does "skill level" even measure? I would have assumed it was the difficulty level you're playing on, but I was playing on Expert and only got one star. I'd be pissed but I got the S rank anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter?

I know m8, I've just not got the time for a little while. I'm sure to come back, and maybe in a full state of mind.

When do mechanics start to change on Expert? I just finished the first world and all I've seen is bosses moving faster and spamming shit harder

Maybe it's how fast you get through a stage, without taking damage?

Kate Upton isn't some random supermodel, user.

yay a new flavor of the month meme game.

Maybe, but I feel like clearing a boss in 68 seconds without taking damage doesn't deserve one star. I don't know, I just don't like there being an element to the scoring I don't understand.

If you've been around for long enough, you'd know this game has been announced maybe two years ago, and looked really good to a lot of people. So stop trying to bait with nonsense.

I'll chance this.
But might skill actually represent precision?
Or it could be a combination of precision plus an overflow of the other statistics (so for example, skill would keep counting your parries and your super moves even after you've filled the quote).
I'm just theorizing here though.

Go be a kike elsewhere. Nobody is interested in your bullshit

You forgot your sage.

It's an excellent platformer, honestly. Music and art direction are all top notch. Gameplay leaves a little more to be desired. It's more about boss battles rather than platforming, which caught me off guard.

Oh, that's a good explanation. Or a better explanation than none, anyway. I was using the shotgun so I don't know how often I really missed, but it shouldn't be too difficult to test what kind of performance gives one star and what gives three stars.

l'chaim

Holy fuck you goyim will literally eat shit if it's above mediocre.

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It means how much shit you dodged properly.
Say you hide underneath the bird last phase aviary action and cheese
you will get 1 less star for skill level

How the hell do you dodge something "improperly" against Cagney Carnation?

The changes are/can be slight
for the dragon, instead of going to him, you run away from him and he chases you, making his tail mechanic harder to dodge
Beppi never stops summoning adds on balloon dog phase, and the train is slightly faster
Baroness Von Bon Bon's adds on first phase have additional stuff (second jawbreaker, chocolate does 2 attack patterns, candy corn summons more shit)
They're slight variations, but they affect dodging and how you tackle them.
The bee is a bitch on expert, because the platforms for the stage go up faster and have more holes inbetween.
You get the gist.
My favorite is Bluto because he summons 2 adds at a time spicing it up, and Playstage actress' phase two really highlights in Expert, with the baby and double the rats, along phase 1 attacks.

Wait, what chocolate? I never encountered that when fighting the Baroness.

Are those actually 78s?

The waffle I assume

Initially i thought skill level was just the difficulty level, but I've gotten three stars on regular or 1 star on regular before
Then I noticed if I cheesed shit I'd get less stars (smoke bomb actress's big wave, for instance) but if I parried to dodge like intended I'd get 2 stars.
Don't take me for gospel, I could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure that is the queue.

Technically SFW

Who got P ranks here

i really liked to play this game.
its the right difficulty level for me

but what i liked the most was the art style and animation.
i wonder if someone in 1930 would have ever thought it was possible to have this.

can you even think what humanity hasdeveloped? where are we now?
where are we going? things non-imaginable by our ancestors have come true its available, its acessive…

user cumming into a cup and drinking it when

enough.

I don't keep up with the Fashion industry or celebs, sorry.

STOP

That's true, my Granddad is like 84 and he was still working his farm, albeit at a slower rate than he use to. They also hoard shit too. Good in my case as he hoarded LPs and vehicles (a few Morris Oxfords, Morris Minors, and some 60 year old farming equipment/tractors worth some decent scratch to what few collectors there are for that shit).

I don't know what I'll find in my Granddad's LP collection. Probably not comedy stuff since he didn't like that for the most part. It'll probably be mostly jazz. He loved that shit, and that's fine by me.

They're 33s according to a listing on ebay. Annoying that the official site that sells them doesn't list the rpm.

12", too.

Pic kinda related.

Ah yes, my refined palate would not be able to tolerate any feces that is considered to be less than stellar. Only the highest quality dung will pass my lips.

STOP IT

Whats next ?
Cuphead furshit ?

Huh.
Would have been more period correct if they were acetate78s.
Ill probably still get a set just cause i like vinyl.

Don't talk shit about my Cupsona.

LP's were around in the early 1930s so it's also period correct, I guess it would more accurate to use 78s. That said most vinyl players that are around are probably built with 33s in mind, and 78s are a lot easier to break (so no shipping). A LP allows for a lot more sang carved into them than 78s could and are more flexible so they can withstand shipping easier. Plus it would be like an 8 vinyl collection to get the whole soundtrack on if it was 78s; period LPs could probably do around 40 minutes of sang across both sides whereas these modern ones are just shy of 60 minutes of sang across both sides.

Well it turns out I'm a robustly untalented artist and I feel like crying now

god damn I hate myself

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I like it

Well, angryjoe released his angry review of cuphead. Unless he somehow gained godlike skills off-screen, I'm doubtful he actually beat the game. He finally got to the 2nd isle after 2 4 hour streams with his co-op partner, which is the only footage he used. Other footage he used seems to just be from promo videos. There is no footage of him doing stuff past what he streamed to prove he beat it. I guess technically you could review the game up to that point but isn't it bad to review a game that you haven't beaten?

Has anyone here played Bendy and the Ink Machine? It's got a similar 1920s cartoon style in it but it's instead in 3d and is a horror game apparently.. I found it while looking up 1920s and 1930s cartoons and shit.

Sorry, I just want to rant because I spent 2 fucking hours on this fucking cunt of a bee and I'm pissed.

Whoever designed the platform generation deserves to be shot in the fucking head, but left alive, so they spend the rest of their life as a fucking vegetable. Randomizing that shit in addition to random boss attacks is not fucking okay, especially when the platforms fuck with your parries and spawn offscreen so they catch you when you jump higher than the screen leaving you vulnerable to projectiles there, since those don't fucking despawn when they leave the screen either. I would bet money that the platform generation is specifically designed to just fuck you over at every chance it gets and isn't in fact random at all.

2 fucking goddamned hours to A+ this fucking cunt and I was fucking sick of it 20 minutes in.

I guess getting stuck on her stings a little, doesn't it? Thought when you beat her it will make your feel as sweet as honey. I know you're probably going to want to tell me to buzz off, but I think you can control your anger an beehave yourself. I know she's a bit snobbee but you'll be waxing poetically about it when you finally do her in.

I want to suck her beenis

That didn't belong. I at least fit my bee play into a regular sentence that was an applicable response to his comment without the bee play. That's just out of the blue. I hope a bee farts on your dick for that awful attempt.

LET ME POST CODE MONKEY

I hope a bee farts on my face

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The west made it first and it's only popular with japs because one autist attached badly drawn cute animu grills to it.

Kill youself.

why

Cuckhead: the Cuckening

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You niggers don't deserve this game.

Checking those trips.

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Boss itself isn't interesting but the visuals and his fucking screaming laughter more than made up for it.

That just describes how spic look in stereotypes, make it so that he's riding a donkey and throwing anchor-babies at you as homing projectiles, with the last hit being him slamming himself into a wall with his donkey like in that old Confederate Yosemite Sam cartoon.
It's the early 30's we're talking about, they were all portrayed as douches in pickelhaubes. Besides, the game already has a German.

It's probably foreshadowing that the cat is a mecha controlled by the mouse.

He's damned if he's got it and he's damned if he does not.

Threadly reminder.

I think people are calling it a redesign because he is just Disney's version of the devil without the pronounced lips and smaller nose.

Feel free to go to a better site then, by all means.

Why the fuck are there so many Tom and Jerry scream compilation videos on youtube? There's like a dozen at least in the side recommendations. Is this a fetish thing, like the belly-punching or tickling compilations from cartoons? These people need to get off youtube and go to a fetish site.

I've been watching a lot of 20s and 30s era cartoons lately and there's way to much fucking foot fetish shit in there.

Anyone have the DA cap of that one autist explaining his white cartoon glove fetish, something about how they went flying off on their own

His face looks like a cock and ball with a disproportionately small penis.

I always just thought Tom's screams and laughs were fucking golden sound effects. It's only second to Goofy's shriek when falling down. Whoever made those sounds was a damn pro.

I know who did that costume.

Goddammit, I had a boner before this.

then my job here is done

Why did you have a boner user please dont sexualize cupheads little twink ass

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No, do not post that accursed filth in here.

they pay them to play their games

Fuck my life.

Yet you still shill the video, faggot.

First why do you watch this trash, second why did you link the video here after complaining about it?

disliked the video and hid it from my recommendations

i did my part

What are you doing here?

The only e-celeb gaymer personality worth following is Jerma985 and anything else is just forced reactions or autistic gameplay.

Hyuck! Remember to buy a shirt!

Is there a torrent up for the soundtrack
Just don't feel like paying for music anymore.

There is a Cuphead thread on Holla Forums, which have a MEGA link with the OST.

Excellent.

good thing i'm a cool dude who plays videogames unlike mark who can't play videogames can enjoy high quality games that bar a high level entry for cool guys like me.

This """game""" is about as good as a communist.

Explain.

why

(jackpot)

Why would you play a game that's shit?

Hey Dean Takeashit, got past the tutorial yet?

there is some, somewhere furiously masturbating to this

*someone

It's you, isn't it?

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The IRONY here is that complaining that a game is being ruined by hipsters is itself hipsterdom because you're claiming that the quality of something is based on the way in which its popular.

Games are either good or they're shit. I don't care how many faggots like things I like. Most fanbases on the internet are fucking insufferable. That's life.

I don't have any idea who that's supposed to be. I have not played, owned, nor formulated the faintest plans to play or own this complete trash. I invite you to stop shitting up this board with your valueless meme game and castrate yourself.

long nosed SLUT

That's the stuff.

it took him about 6 hours to do that animation
you ever seen his streams? he took a course on how to use flash and its many piss easy ways of animation

Nice, what's his name? All my animation looks like five fingers shit.

no, I didnt even pop a boner about that unsexy garbage, thats why I find it so funny

in some cases, people just make porn to say they made porn of the latest meme game to come out

i pray this is one of those cases

You've earned another (You), but you won't get another.

shes just like my favorite animu

Why would you defend a game that's shit?

Would you let her stimulate your prostate with her nose?

Porn's been around for the full 2 years. This is the first animation, though, if that's what you mean.

Her nose might pop your nuts or shank your prostate if you're not careful.

Who is "him"?

God damn son

Also
minus8 is a god among mere men. I fully expected this.

Minus8 I think, it's in the file name

Isn't that guy a total asshole?

This guy?
7chan.org/fl/src/ps3.swf
All I can find are dicksuckers on reddit and 7chan.
Who does he stream as?

I remember something about him answering shit on Tumblr and replying like a cunt to one question.
I don't have the screencap though, so I might just be remembering wrong.

Where did you hear that?
Also this is a minus8 thread now

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No idea, I don't follow his stuff.

He said something like people shouldn't just praise him but they should tell him that he is better than them.

That sounds like broken english
He's korean you know

He is korean but not stupid.

Heard virtually nothing from him, so forgive me. I know he streams some of the stuff he does, I know he has a 7chan thread filled with nothing but flashes and he usually throws them up there first.
I don't even know if he has a twitter or facebook. Dude's kind of a ghost compared to someone loud like Shad or Noill.

He creates and constantly deletes his Tumblr accounts because he doesn't like the attention or likes to claim he is being harassed by tumblrtards or something, from what i've read he is a huge asswipe on every Q&A he does.

Maybe hes just shy

What did you expect from a "berg"

Berg is a Dutch/German word.

>barely any Cala Maria with Blutoand the ship

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Kill yourself.

The game's good but and i know it's my fault, but i wish the dash wasn't a fixed distance. I keep playing thinking it's megaman zero. Also i have a problem using my ps2 controller: If it's plugged i can't access menus or interact with npc on the map. Not even the "z" prompt will appear.

don’t even fucking joke about that dude

Agreed.

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dude stop
you have no idea what you’ll unleash

cease this

Kate Upton has literally world class tits. Do your parents know you're gay?

BOOYAH, I'M TINY MORT, RICKY

Man, we better get more Cala Maria. Why do they make shit about Hilda Berg when there's already a superior toon?

Yeah you're totally not a shill.

Amazing.

store.steampowered.com/app/448370/

LOL

Please note that DSP also took time to laugh like a manchild at the shooting animation and passed the jump sequence on his first try.

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NO

Yes.

STOP

What if cuphead will become next Undertale?

dont meme this

For some reason the 5th one gives me Dobson vibes

I can't beat the flower.
I can't tell if I'm getting angry at videogames and refusing to play or if this is good.
i think i'm having fun****

Too late, the game might be too hard for 70% of Tumblr but it has cute and easy to draw colorful characters.

Deviantart and tumblr have their own autistic meme magicians that meme unresponsively. You cannot stop it. It will become gay.
Because all of feminists and gay tumblerists ADORE the vintage style of early 60's and below. You are going to get mad. Very mad. Until you start hating the game itself.

I fucking swear

Spread shot for the seed spawns, go to the far left platform when he goes OH MY and crouch if he throws a boomerang or jump down then up if he throws pods, homing shot for the last phase and just look at the vines to tell where to dodge

HAH

I'm monitoring you, kid: watch your mouth.

You already said once that grinding high scores is, for you, "like learning to play an instrument, or studying to get a degree, or getting fit". You got written lolcow all over you.

You mean a game Holla Forums pretends to hate but inevitably becomes a litmus test for anyone that actually plays games here?
Likely.
Highly likely.

258 posts too late gramps, this will be the last (you)

Grandaddy, you fought the war for the jews to not speak german and in your home everyone is speaking arabic now. You failed your high score long before you even started playing video games.
Now go take your bluepills. You will need a lot of them to forget.

As a vorefag I'm offended.

I'm not interested in some shit where a cat eats a mouse. Such is the nature of things.

I'm more interested in the fact that Cala Maria apparently was meant to eat pirate ships in her original design document. That's why she burps pirate ghosts at you, because those are the ghosts of pirates she ate.

Okay, lets count up games Holla Forums really hates:

Skyrim - objectively shit game, older games in the series were better
Fallout 4 - objectively unique game in design, but shit in elements of older games
Undertail - has really good story and combat system, charming game ruined by fans and gay fanart
FNAF - great horror game ruined by autistic children
Minecraft - awesome survival crafting simulator that got assigned to autists and forgotten. Lots of good mods too.
Tyranny - great game with a lot of non linear choices smacked by Holla Forums only because devs are sjws now
Pillar's of Eternity - same as above, but with donor content that can be simply ignored
Dark Souls III - actually great game compared to DS2 and doesn't fall flat when compared to DS1. Never understood shitting on that one. Zero arguments against it.
Dragon's Dogma - sometimes being compared to skyrim and that's alone saying that person is not truly played it
Witcher 3 - some retards just play it wrong, you don't need to always roll

Which category Cuphead will win, what do you think?

Ah yeah, forgot mighty number 9. That's obvious. Holla Forums hates it only because dev spend too much money on making mediocre product.

Almost got me there

I'm going to err on the offchance he's refering to that comic.

so it's awesome?

Mastering the game involves 3 stats: Cuphead Performance, Player Performance and Player Learning.
- Cuphead Performance is what your character can physically perform, with new weapons and trinkets.
- Player Performance is what you yourself are able to pull off, and gets improved by learning.
- Player Learning is the rate at which you can improve your own performance.

Gearing your toon is obvious. The relationship between performance and learning is not: being good or bad at first is relative, what you need to succeed is to employ a better learning strategy. What you need is a set of training wheels, to survive long enough in the advanced boss phases so that you can learn them faster.

What the fuck happened why did this thread become all shitposts all of a sudden? Fucking 2628b9, 4efdfe, 29fef0, and b91998 are derailing the thread with their crappy bait. Filtered.

It's the same goon faggots from the last thread with a hateboner for this game because it's not the pozzed walking sim they want the industry to be filled with

They couldn't animate the pirate ship because it proved more technical and didn't give them enough room to play with her secondary phase.

Few days later as soon as tumblr explode on loving it, Holla Forums will say its pozzed to a core. Trust me. Screencap this post.

Whoa, I'm not that old. I'm just like those your wannabes mimic, when they play le sophisticated 90s vidya.

Yeah, sure, everyone loves each other's fetishes, that's right boys?

Oh, I wasn't here for the last thread. For the best, I guess.

The precursors are already here. I don't wanna be in the shoes of the autist who has chosen Cuphead as his coming-of-age ritual.

It keeps happening.

I hope they patch in an option that allows you to disable foreground objects in the graphics menu. It's infuriating to lose a perfect run because you were hit by something that didn't even appear on screen.

I made the same post last night but I guess the board shit itself. Maybe it's for the best I missed the shitposting brigade.

DRM-free Cuphead has sold twice as many units as DRM-filled Sonic Mania has.

Shitty fan-art exist for every game stop being such a fucking baby because of a few stupid shitposters trying to get everyone to hate this game.

I bought this instead of pirating solely because it had no DRM.
Hopefully these shitty devs learn their lesson soon.

Don't deal with the devil :^)

Anyway, cuphead is also an original and new game, unlike sonic mania which is mashup of classic sonic with few new levels. Skill curve also matters, sonic is a casual shit. If anything Dean Takahashi actually boosted sales by claiming its like dark souls.

Thanks Satan you are my greatest ally

Did that happen with the horse? It's deliberately done in that case.

No, Hilda Berg. Her laughs move at the exact same speed as the foreground objects, I got hit by one that was obscured the entire time it was onscreen. Same thing's happened with some of the adds that spawn in the lower part of the screen. The horse race is fine, because there's practically nothing on screen during that fight.

While I do agree with the sentiment, remember Sonic Mania came out on PC two weeks after it was released on all 3 consoles.

Sonic Mania is still better

Not really an excuse

Actually there's more stuff in the foreground with that battle. In fact it's supposed to cover the Grim Reaper Jockeys that ascend from the bottom, but their hitbox is so small it's incredibly forgiving.

No no, not in the foreground, I mean objects that can damage you. Obviously there's way more stuff in the foreground in that fight.

Well, 449 deaths later, I finally beat this shit. Surprisingly, a lot of the bosses in the final act were piss easy. I bet most of them other than kang dice within a handful of tries. The mermaid and actress only took me a couple shots. The moon boss is definitely the hardest in the game, and it comes in the first act.

A game based on 30s cartoons with no nigs with giant lips eating watermelon or bimbos with big boobs.

It's easy it's just bullshit that you have to keep playing through the gauntlet to get back up to it to practice.

Out of the whole gauntlet? Definitely not.

Easy after a lot of practice, maybe.

If he wasn't wasted when he was playing I don't know how anybody could fail that hardcore.

I'm not even gonna bother with xpert mode. It was hard enough beating it on regular.

Bullshit. What was the first 弾幕　then?

Beat it on expert you cauliflour vagina

Only dick measuring children play on expert. Or rank in high scores.

the only mildly challenging part is the sagittarius and that's on expert only because shit is a lot faster

The OST is on youtube…

heh

Derailing the last thread wasn't enough for you?

I just wanted to be happy
Why cant i be happy in current year

Good derailment always contains truth.

As it turns out, if you look for that kind of shit you'll find it

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That's not authentic hefty.

That's fine but I want EVERYONE ELSE to go away

This robot boss is legitimately terrible.
Ignoring the "git gud" shit, like "boss is frontloaded with a metric fuckload of projectiles"

Same goes for getting petrified.
As great as this game is, there's some missteps here and there, which really shouldn't be in here.

Oh shit i didn't even realize that. It might have something to do with how much real estate that fucking moon takes up, but i though the UFOs were just set to fire the moment they locked on your plane

I think the trigger is that red UFOs begin to fire when you're directly under them and the yellow UFOs begin to fire when you're to the left of them.

Are you slightly colorblind? I had no trouble with the red projectiles, as they're completely different shades.

welcome to tumblr fandom

Do I get anything from doing P ranks? These are neither fun nor satisfying like getting S ranks

You get good.

You get black and white mode if you get all of them

Nah dude nah, these are just a chore

Yea, I'm not sure that I like them being higher than A+ rank.

please cala maria porn when?
actually I can masturbate to her from the vanilla art alone

Now this is dubsposting!

fucking normalfag get the fuck out of my Holla Forums

Never had an issue with the colors of the background. I understand the foreground elements being annoying, but I never had issues with it/took it as part of the obstacles to be wary of.
Also the magnet was never an issue considering you should be bursting the heart and breaking the middle as the third piece of phase 1, so you should never even see the magnet, only the stretchy arms that throw projectiles once and that's it.

Where the FUCK is the 4th coin on Perilous Piers?

inside the boat, dummy.
just enter the little room on the big boat

Black and White mode and an achievement
Also, you get good.

Looks good to be honest

There we go, don't know why expert Hilda Berg gave me so much more trouble than the other ones on the island. That last phase really was thrilling.

Looks good if you don't consider the amount of overscan. I don't know why they left it looking like that, I know you can adjust it in the options.

What the fuck?

Giga Mermaid is for plebs. Cala Maria is the patrician's choice.

one of the run n gun stages in world 3

Dragon best boss.

The real question is, what the fuck is this green thing? This sure as hell ain't relish

Now we're talking.

Looks like Jello with pineapple chunks/

Is this a britfag thing?

I agree with you user.
I like the game because its good, not for its fanbase
but godamnit you can't help to get upset when hipsters and tumblr latches into things just to make anyone who likes the game like a retard so you avoid people who like the game. They're detrimental to the communities. Its the decadence of the hobby, but for each fandom/series/ instead

Well it's either that or chopped-up pickles, since that's one of the only things that matches the kind of condiments that also go on a 1930's era Chicago Dog.

Do you have stupid?

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Take a devil.

Please tell me you're baiting.

Required watching.

I just don't know if I'm ever going to bother with the fucking completionist autism once charge is destroyed. It makes all non-flying bosses tolerable, period.

Better get those S-ranks as quickly as you can because it's about to become a royal pain in the ass. I don't even know how you'd do Ribby & Croaks under 2:00 without the charge.

Totally slipped my mind that I skipped one of the run and gun stages, that makes sense.

I can't sigh as much as I'd like because my lungs lack the oxygen capacity but you should know that if I could I'd sigh for a week straight.

That is indeed relish. Not all relish is industrial green.

I don't know, Spread seems to do more damage over a period of time if you're close enough to hit with all projectiles. I can't deny there are lots of bosses that are made considerably tolerable by Charge, though.

nah, it's actually shit design. if they had used a Contra 3/SS control scheme, the game wouldn't have the artificial difficulty it does. this boss just exemplifies a lot of design flaws because devs think ZOMG GOTTA MAKE HARD GAEMS, but have no idea what they are doing.

Is it just me or is this the only indie game in forever that's not made by fucking nu-males?

I mean for fucks sake one of the game directors is literally a big guy named Chad.

I don't know enough about the developers themselves to know if they're decent people, all I know is that they're dedicated and chase their dream hard.

Yeah but the game is literally made by Chad.

There should be Virgin vs Chad memes by now

There are, have for a few days.

There's a yid in this pool trying to spread rap and blackpill me with how many times I've failed.

Does anyone else wonder how Chad got away with extremely blatent anti-semetic caricatures?

How does Chad do it?

Got away with blackface fireflies too

Moon crickets

POCroaches
groidflies
noid gnats
coonbugs
nogsquitos
shitmites

Shit how do you get S?

Expert rank

This is some quality OC.

T H E F U C K I N G J E L L Y B E A N
Serious question though are people this bad at videogames in CURRENT YEAR or are they just overreacting?

Devs must be decidedly nu-males but the sheer amount of work and love put into the game is enough for me to look over it. Besides, they have not put any "kill whitey" characters like some other developers in their games and there's plenty of female antagonists.

Expert mode.

When do I unlock that?

Also, what's the Super Meter rank on bosses? I beat the Root Pack without using any supers and got 0/6

You unlock expert after beating the game.

And you have to use supers on bosses. The super meter rank determines how many stocks of meter you used. A full super uses five and an EX move on its own uses one. So you need to hit them with a full super + an EX move.

That boss is merciful. The horse race mini boss in the dice man level gives me a headache regularly due to this. It's horrible.

It's an early access streamer bait walking simulator non-starter. Not worth playing.

gross

This niggers patterns aren't even bad its the fucking platforms that get you

Would you want her to eat you and your entire ship's crew?

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It's Boston Gurka

Both, people have just been so used to easy videogames so they breeze through most shit thinking they are good. So when something stomps their ass they overreact to the loss, because they are not used to losing at video-games.

I'm a piece of shit at video-games, suck at everything besides sports-games but i've noticed how playing through the levels over and over makes it easier to the point where you don't really think and everything you do happens automatically. It's a harder game than most, but it's not so hard that you can't finish it, you learn the patterns and what to do eventually.

I want to man my harpoon into her

The one good thing about this game is that all the hardest bosses die with a rather satisfying, defeated face.
That fucking piece of shit stage actress I fucking swear that cunt snipes on you like crazy and the final form is just a goddamn drag unless you do the MLG trick of holding onto your super to then parry a falling rose and unleashing the cup on her.

So can this game be considered an actual casual filter? I'd like to make a list of these so that my offspring may git gud from their youth.
Are you my sports brethren???? Come, let us paint the field green together

WEW
archive.is/5SZ8j

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Am I the only one experiencing heavy framderops during the dragon's final form (3 heads)?

Why does halfchan want this to be the new Undertale?

He's one of the hardest to S rank

I hate bosses with "gotta wait until he does the attack or I won't get me 3/3 Parry points" for S-ranking

Do the health bonuses on the Dice King's board give me a buffer for the health score at the end, or do I have to make it through the entire thing start to finish without being hit once to get the full 3 points?

Nevermind, figured it out. They don't count for nuthin'.

I am monitoring this thread, watch out young'uns. Also what is the word on sales? I can see the game being memed for a while, but I doubt it will stay evergreen after launch.

I see that most people drop it, after getting the ending. This tends to generate angst on boards. Just as if someone said
CUPHEAD WOULD BE 1 HOUR LONG WITHOUT THE ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY
Which I don't believe, but shitposters might start saying something along these lines in about a couple weeks.

Cuphead is over at least 150K on Steam so its doing pretty good but sadly I'm expecting people to turn on it too with other shit like
PEOPLE ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE OF THE CARTOONY STYLE

Someone fucking kill me. I need to shave 20 seconds off of my kill time. I can usually get through phase one pretty quick but it's when he's fucking zoomin around I lose precious time.

Don't be afraid you use your EX Attack to help bring down his parts and heart but try to save up your Super for his awful head phase.

Taking the piss out of takeashit's gameplay is a universal thing. Shitty games journalists will bring people together, through laughter.

two journalists, one cuphead

WHY

Are you talking about the one where it flies around, or the dodging part? Either way it's not that bad.

Reminder to always gitgud

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Bad game

Actually a good game.

Get the fuck out of here.

This dragon was doable. Aviary Action is fucking me up. He's the last boss I have to beat in the area, I already did the others. It's not even feather hell attack that's killing me, I can usually maneuver through that. The first part where he shoots those big eggs fucks me up. You get 1 from the front then it shatters behind you against the left edge of the screen and you get 3 egg shards from the back. Often he shoot them fast enough that you're dodging the 3 shard from the back and getting shot from the front at the same time. I can't figure the best spacing so I try to remain centered between the boss and the left edge of the screen. Those little nail birds aren't much of a threat unless you're in the feather hell getting forced toward them. I only made it halfway through this boss fight, to the part when his wife's son appears and by then I don't have much HP.

Watched markiplier play it, because I didn't care enough to download it, but wanted to see what it was about.

I had the same problems. Just don't jump offscreen, and instead of getting parries with the cop, use the circle she spawns in.

The dice spins twice in one jump, just so you know.

Treetop trouble is bugged, along with one of the other run n guns as well. It's impossible to get a good time on them. not like i'd be able to A+ them anyway

I literally just stuck to the left edge of the screen. They dont shoot up, or down, so I just have to not get hit directly.

I finally beat it. I would switch to bomb dropping whenever he was lower on the screen so I didn't have to be in front of him. As for the eggs, I studied their pattern and found you simply need to be slightly lower or higher than where they hit the edge of the screen, watching for that worked better for me. The very last stage was easy. Just dropped bombs and dodged things that weren't that hard to dodge.