♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

I don't currently feel a need to.

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Try it. :3

It has a different feel from their other stuff. The video is also great.

ay gurl

What happened to all the good posters :(

grim is getting his life in order

died in nam

all righty im on it

Sup.

I ate them so i could become the ultimate good poster.

I missed that meme.

All of your opinions are stomped by the boot of Lawlessness.

It has a kind of pop-ish feel.

Shitposting; I'll exercise soon. You?

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I give the (you)
you gibe the cummies

kinda wish my cats enjoyed 2nd hand weed smoke

Nothing much really, just browsing through 4chan and here. Probably going to bed soon.

Yes.

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Uh....

who this qt?

the gothic kinda electronics are good addition

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grim would love you
RIP grim

The only faggot here is you Scootadoot :^)

rip

or i guess it's just keyboard

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Where did he go?

Well... that maybe so... but....

His name, was grimmy grimson

hell be back...

What have you been doing lately? I don't think you're around much. ^^

dropbox.com/s/eyo2aafo37izoog/Photo Sep 19, 9 50 40 PM.jpg?dl=0

Figured you'd like this image since you like edgy art like that. I thought the backdrop was pretty good. :3

Yeah that sound went well with that song. Not sure what the next album will be like.

I think you used to like Ghost more, back when I first showed them to you.

had some drama and quit or some shit

Sounds very grim

they wore on me a bit

Typefucking on 4chan, having a friend staying at my place for a while, basically just chilling.

Must have been some pretty heavy shit because he doesn't really seem to be the type that quits because of some drama.

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By the way did you have an irish poster here eventually?

lately*

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plepple lives in ireland but he hasnt been around in ages it feels like

u wore on me a bit

Are you a kawaii shota in ERP?

Weren't you in college or something?

u r breaking my heart erio!

Nah not really, more like a ghost loli.
And i don't go to college since i don't have the mentality for that.

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Well i don't know who that is. I'm talking about a few months ago maybe?

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d10)Its time to randomly cyber someone in steam. Lets see who it is..... I havent rolled in a while.....

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d10)This ought to be good.

Maybe i am.

maybe

I'm sure Bart diagnosed you as a sociopath at some point so u don't have a heart

You like being the ghost little girl?

What's your plan in life?

We are all crazy down here, georgey, and when you are down here... YOU'LL be crazy too!

yeah, why does he e-dare so many sociopaths i wonder

I have actually other characters but i'm not gonna reveal them. Of course you're welcome to find out. You got discord?
About my life, i'm actually having a meeting tomorrow about that.

I don't take it so badly.

you take it?

I don't know, do you?

sclotaloo how would u feel if i told u that u couldnt compete with my professional-grade ramona flowers folder

I am a switch.

Am i the only one who thinks this is getting more akward?

If I was so bothered about this folder it would have been more kitted out by now.
That is how I feel about it.

Yes.

hmm

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At first I was wondering if you played truth or dare with him or what, and then I realized you meant "e-date."

I don't usually use Discord. ^^

And okay. I'm gonna stop stalling and go exercise.

Sorry dude. But its pretty cool having an awesome Ramona folder.

I amglad I can be of service fam.

So you do huh?

Thank you, ily no homo.

maybe i did play t-o-d w/ him
who's to say

Pft, the straight boys always fuck you up the most.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

You could be right about that, then again. I am actually questioning my sexuality.

u dont have to turn urself gay just cuz internet people told u to!!!! stay strong

Besides its my own choice in the end right?

Bisexuality is the obvious and superior LGBTQ+

no, it's god's choice

Yeah because you have more options instead of limiting yourself.

Variety is the spice of life.

Besides who cares about gender when you're on the internet most of the time?

You've been thinking this through. We all think the same.

Indeed i have. Great minds think alike.

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A toast to you, familia

You too. Oh well i'm gonna go to bed now.
See ya!

good sleeps to you
good night pupper

Well, its just me.
RIFK

Congratulations.

Thank goodness. The barman. ANother cuba libre please.

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That's the one with an umbrella in it right?

Not as far as I am aware... its just coke, rum and a wedge of lime

Nah, that definitely has an umbrella in it.

Libre is Spanish for umbrella or something.

I do not have an education in useless shitty language, spanish is alien to me

it means book

library

It's pretty shitty, yeah.

It means Free Cuba... it was invented by teddy roosvelt and the rough riders

Nothing says freedom like tiny umbrellas.

God bless tiny umbrellas

He must've made them himself.

Check mate atheists, how do you "evolve" tiny umbrellas... you cant

You plant a big umbrella in the ground. Like how you make mini corn.

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Waky Brits

might become a farmer

All the farmers I know are fucking rich. Might be a good plan.

also i get to shoot people and own land

sorted

I mean yeah I guess.

then I could drive a pimped out range rover

How do we revive a thread? Anyone know CPR?

I post a lonely thread, the only thread that ive ever known... dont know what it memes, but its only me and I post alone

Might as well rename the board to /scootimus/

Finally. The day has come. The day I have awaited.

As if people are busy on a tuesday evening.

I'm Tuesday on a busy evening

Disgusting

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DVD and pee

BUT FUCK THAT NERD.

time to go annihilation, and solo post

give me lewd shit

proud of you scoots. you're the hero the threads don't need or deserve.

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Has it not been this way since the beggining of the shitposting age?

I didn't mean 3dpd

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it has. but I never let you know how I felt. now you have the coveted approval of cakes.

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Finally. This. Recognition.
I mean after all. You are my creator.
Which is pretty thread lore really.

go forth and shitpost with new vigor scoots. only you can do what you do.

demon

It feels like I drunk 45 red bulls!

Oh well.

only 45? I'm losing my touch.

youtube.com/watch?v=58RgMPxHghA

The real big cans tho

ah, okay then good.

Hello people.

and the thread is saved.

If this works... You will get a fresh cancerstep song

dropbox.com/s/gczgytxp181ibqm/I love my 8-bitch - Iggy Sawdust .m4a?dl=0

Intro veeeeeenis mang

didnt they legalize medical heroin in canada btw?

pft

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more posters means better thread, does it not?

No.

if being lewd is bad then I don't wanna be good

it does not

well maddie improves it in my eyes at least.

you have a point. if you were gone it might actually improve things.

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take more nudes you fucking whore

Its like an arms race.... but instead of ICBMs its DICKS

this

post more nezi dick. slut

come make me, you fucking sexy person

someone is being a grumpy pants today.

i will come if you do it

I want to drink really badly.

Glad to be of service~

SCOOTS! How was the rest of your shift, diggy?

no we need bp pics

I survived it. SO that is something. How are you???

Well, make them post, jeez.

NEZI POST NEW TAIL PICS

that feel though

oh I've got something you can service alright.

if you want him to do that you should post some of your own, it would only be fair.

a shame such a thing doesn't exist~

Ugh

I'm glad you did^^

Doing okay. Paid rent so I'm super poor now lol I hate the 20th x_x

Oh yeah?

you should just quit your job and drink all day every day, obviously.

yeah. you can service deez.

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and I'll come if you come~

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that was a given. im insulted you'd think otherwise

LEWD

A gryphon?

I know. I'm a monster. what happened to me maddie.

what happened.

Would run out of money.

burdcat

yes

i think what happened is u started posting on animus too much

wow that dog's patience.

money is a social construct.

The world will never know.

That people ride in fiction lol

Weird!

such is life

thanks welma, how are you?
feeling hype for the week?

all you ever think about is riding, isn't it lewdo?

i just told u the answer
now u know

Why did they like draw it as though it was an anime person gryphon thing?

Yes so get the leash back on and we'll saddle up

And society makes the rules.

its just how fanart works

wouldn't it be a bit and a lead used, not a leash? that would be for going on a walk.

society is a social construct.

so is my dick

I am an ANTI social construct.

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No shit.

Fanart would imply it's from something and not just a random ass gryphon though

I don't know these things I've never been on a horse but sure lol I'm good with strapping you up in such things

:3 bb

also this cute af i.4cdn.org/gif/1474209806854.webm

you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too

it's from mlp

Delete this post.

..... i thought that was ponies?

Gilda best cumudgeon

No, not particularly tbh lol

I'm sick of working hard to just be a poorfag.

not entirely

WHEN I SAY NOTHING I SAY EVERYTHING
YEAH WHEN I SAY NOTHING
I SAY EVERYTHING

that is adorable as hell.

okay good I just wanted to make sure we have things right depending on what type of pet play you want at the time

that's dumb as hell scoots. them titties are stupid.

tsk tsk tsk

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474209806854.webm er..... sharing because......

BUT

I know that feel, though really I dont think I am a poor fag.
I think I am pretty okayish off

Guess so.

Such a deep show lol

good boy

it goes very deep indeed

I guess.

Its a nice thread..... maybe you and elma would like?
I am a /gif/ vet
urgh
aka a pervert.

boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/9292296

Horse penis joke

i was talking about mine

post horse cock

-posts my penis-

God damn fam!

bad-dragon.com/products/bumblehooves

I'm hoping to hear that a lot

oh come on.

eh. watching a bunch of gifs in a row has never been my thing

Your penis or your joke?

Only after the opposite a few dozen times of course

maybe....
maybe I can ...see yours?

Hm?

the former

of course. gotta mete out the punishment first because I'm sure to get it wrong for a while.

veeeeeeeeeeeery funny tracer. hilarious. you're a real comic genius.

Oh well, I mean, its me and my irl friend's board.
We both Holla Forums, /gif/ on reg.

Wow, how presumptious. You think I am a hussy?

How big are your hands though, Cuppers?

I suppose.

Hot

That's why you get taught better

it's physically quite warm to the touch, yes

Hussy for the Stussy Girl I got dat S

It'd be boring otherwise

youtube.com/watch?v=Rcxnwv7yaQk

it's either something i dont care about or sometimes something that is physically uncomfortable no literally no reason

i would hate to bore you

they are pretty average size.

what a pair of fags

AND THE LAUGHS KEEP COMING

I need lots of training.

those are huge hands

would not get fisted by Scoots/ 10

those hands are biggums

Alright, bored now.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! gawd it seems I am a manly man, god damn

it's got the beep from the magica school bus lmao
I hope your days going well scotalotaloo
finally got a day off work?

The dream... in tatters.

AHHHH....

whats it like

everyone around me has bigger hands than me.

Hell yeah man, tomorrow off... Hence me getting rowdy.

honestly amazed you lasted this long.

which is the name of your sex tape BOOM

pick one.

same

AAAAAAHHHH

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tatters and splatters

I don't know. I am double jointed, so my hands aren't really consistent with the average man hand.

I know right?!?!

Makes me sick.

HAAAAAAAAH......

thats so weird

"The smartest thing to come out of my mouth was my boyfriends cock"
-Cupcake

Elma. You are making daddy shuffle.

I have hypermobility... So all my joints are suple. Its the worst.

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Holy fuck

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I never said anything of the sort I will see you in court for liable.

do you have my folder?

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It's true, though.

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Better late than never soto

What might shuffle mean??

I hope it's not bad x_x

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I have had smart things come out of my mouth before that are not phalluses. it's just not common.

Citation needed.

Its when you get mighty hawt and have to readjust... its a good thing.

that was quite the pay off

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That's what happens when you don't swallow

where are YOUR citations for ANYTHING?!

I have a quote right here:

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Oh, lordy.

Y-you're welcome~

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Better than citing Wikipedia

proud of u

SHUT UP DUCKY

a quote means nothing if the quote is not REAL

Good then don't!

Tons of it, particularly rough training

Right? Its like. A thing.

True, but tell that to loco

Real enough.

cupcake x Soto OTP

THREAD LORE

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Show me.

the more rough the better, really

explain how something that isn't real in the slightest is "real enough"

Scoots = senpai, thread lore?

Because I believe it.

you leave me little choice

wow.

that's one of the best things you've posted that I've actually watched

how cruel of you.

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Taco Soto No Primo? - chapter 1

It was a hot day in Pasadena. And Cupcake was toiling in their garden...

"These... gosh darn.... tulips.... I...." Cupcake exhaustively sighed.

Gardening and horticulture on the west coast was different. Frequent and irregular tropical weather and dry spells. The dry spells. Reminded him of his love life. Blushing. Tearing roots. 'Maybe I need some h-help'.

END OF INTRO

Oh my

brb taking a greyhound down there

^W^

I'm the cruelest.

Exactly!

It's my way or no way at all bae

oh ffs

hurry up soto

you're as cold as ice. but I must know, are you willing to sacrifice our love?

what do you want exactly

I'm a simple man
With simple tastes

Like you watching my webms

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I'll be sure to do it even less now so you don't get too complacent.

That... I mean... I could....

damn right kohai

:3

i mean if squash gets one

Sure.

Jokes on you, that's one of my more complex tastes

lol'd

Yes daddy

you're a crazy person

you never take advice. someday you'll pay the price, I know. I've seen it before it happens all the time, closing the door you leave the world behind. digging for gold, you're throwing away, a fortune in feelings but someday you'll pay.

you're impossible!

I know you are but what am I?

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I want it all

yays internally

how vague

I dunno man, I feel like it might be super awkward when we first meet irl
Not like in a weird way but like I already know so much about you but never have met you irl

I like that song a lot.

impossible.

isn't that what would make it less awkward?

Maybe.

Maybe.

I will contemplate a better response during muh shower

CHAPTER ONE

It wasnt the wind that woke soto, it wasnt even the clashing of bins outside.... "damn trash cans" he thought as he stirred in his bed... It was the dream that had stirred him from his usual REM or deep sleep and shit.
Man soto sleeps like a baby man. Anyway... he finally began dreaming and focussing in his sleepy head a pciture....

Imagine a cinema screem.... and being projected on that is soto's garade(fucking emmes) in this fil soto begins picturing thanksgiving....

HEY! TONY! Ypou gonna lete....er, HER, cut the turkey...." Soto's sister venturesd..... dressed like a KEEBLURRRR HURR elf.....
man she look like soto tho.

Soto looks around and thats when he wakes up.

FUCK RIGHT

waking up before seeing someone important ina dream? PLOT TWIST.

END OF CHAPTER 1

I can tell.

Literally

good girl, now... beg daddy

I'll detail it in private winkyface

don't think about me while you shower you pervert.

it's unusual for you to notice something about me CORRECTLY

you're offline

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the thought plickens

I find myself wishing I had a folder of just lewd climax faces now

HERE?

Here's one for you

lewd af

like a fine stew

yes

Not really

What if you act different irl compared to how you post?
I certainly do

What if youre a huge bully that takes advantage of me being all respectful and well mannered?

Reminds me of those shitty NaruHina fanfics I would read like wayyyy back

I'm pretty similar to this in real life, just less outwardly slutty in what the real world public is, and more shy.

*giggles*

Please, Daddy. Let me see your magnificent throbbing cock. P-please let me feast my eyes upon your girthy member >///

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that spoiler text tho

I never said when

who is this new avatar you have anyway. I've been liking her.

i feel tugged around

SHUDDUP >////<

There's shoes on the line here.

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CHAPTER 2

Cupcake was growing ever more frustrated.
Being left alone with such a huge house... with a huge garden,...... was a burden

*cupcake wiggled and smacked the leopard pprint leotard against their nubile white skin*

"Yoha, atleast..... atleast I have...." *deep sigh* the crysanthenuuuuuuuuuums will never come through without help.....

"Help..... what if I....."

"GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT. MARIE."

Soto was chortling now, Alchemist was shouting at the newfag whore camslut, marie. Soto loved test, he always went HAM when drinking. He also had a hot sister.
Soto couldnt help but feel something creeping in his head....some emoticon, like loniliiiiiiiiiiinesss???? nah brush he needed more booze.

end of chaptrer 2

in the best way!

Good. You are allowed

[. . .]

What if the Soto you truly love isn't actually me?

What if the asian looking spic isn't really me irl, I just downloaded my fb friends pictures and pretended to be him this whole time

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See, how I am damned well accurate?

that seems like a yes. man I never remember who I give my folders too.

that would be quite a shock, honestly.

how on earth does that relate to gardening?

you never gave your folder to me...

cc from code geass, probably one of the first anime series i watched that were not something i thought was just a cartoon lol

Tugging might be a part of it

u people make me sick

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All people make you sick.

Would you still hang out with me or just ditch me?

you just saved what I posted? how rude. how dare you. how could you. this is egregious.

that's cool. she's pretty neat, and you also seem to have a bunch of lewds of her. pervert~

Do you not have a gardening leotard?

depends. most likely we could still hang out at the very least.

woman, I don't garden. what am I a fucking faggot?

not children. they make him horny.

not true

I threw up a little.

not true

chapter 3

Cupcake began engaging in yoga... shitting tiger

bendy cluck

zen the ass

and other popular positions as instructed by the kylie jenner dvd. Naturally cupcake had torrented that onto their blackberry. aint nobody got time for laptops.

as they were panting in a mess on their shag carpet(lol shag) cupcake, kind of like remembered about the help.... lol casual racism.... he decided to look in the YELLOW PAGES(sponsorship man), under "Spic" he found a billion nuumbers for "gardeners/horticulturalists."

"Oh, this is going to be..... a difficile...."

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

Soto, hearing, feeling, being raped by the alarn clock....

"hgnhuhgh ghostie.... fag- man-manny di-"

IT WAS 6AM!!!! shit!!! soto was late for his really super duper important management MEETING... SHIT!!!!

end of chapter 3

You will see... its all relevant....

lawl

Is this a no? the offer can be retracted

quit taking everyone's cocks so deep down your throat then fag

Not even my biggest lewd folder wait you weren't posting when i posted that folder a bunch were you?! interesting!

da hell u talkin about

im too impatient

WOW

LOL

I think I've seen you post some pretty lewd stuff before!

what? if you've been lying that much to me this whole time I think I'd be entitled to decide not to hang!

At least suck my dick

well obviously. if you came all that way it would be the least I could do.

I didn't
was too busy worrying~

I used to archive the threads and then separate out people's images

I've since deleted my archive but I have parts of people's folders

haha it's funny because it's incredibly depressing and accurate

wow what a stalker

Dude, Imagine if a fat ugly sweaty neckbeard came up to you and said "Hi I'm Soto"

if someone here actually knew you they would see past your makeup very easily

my ex was pretty fat. I could probably handle it

Gardening is relaxing you meanie-face >///>

What, my worrying?

yeah for girls and FAGS

Making you sick, gagging, seriously keep up

That's a shame

Good thing you're good with dressing up but this one

yes.

chapter 4

"I guess 404 it is....."

cakers decided to dial an appropriate number..... 404-690-420

the tone dialed...

"So... as you can see... the management are riding us hard... they want to diversify... apparently selling dildos isnt enough... apparently horticulture is the next phase,......"

god, this fucking baaka, soto hated jerry, he was 50, 50 pounds over weight and a total vanilla fag. Lecturing us about diversity? shit, did he even know how to spell that. .. soto looked out the office window... it was a cool day today,..... i mean ffs it was thanksgiving fam.... what was he thankful for?

"Hey....yo.... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... anthony????!!!!!, answer the damn phone!!!!!!"

Oh, man shit, brain fart.... is that the gundam theme? shit so cash yo.

"hello, CoonAssociates..... how can I he-"

YES! I mean, sorry. Uhm." said the voice shakily. wow she sounds cute, soto thought. "I mean, like, can I have like.... one of your horty cultural people???"

"Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... I mean, hello m-ms? i am your rep today.... we can certainly have our guys come to you.... what seems to be the.......er, issue?"
Oh fuck, cupcake was getting spaghetti deep in a phone convo, shit I wonder how this will turn out.

end of chapter 4

its all like, realistic and shit kek

spoilering text should be bannable offence

Muh medical bullshit

now you are starting to piss me off. im going to go.

hmmph

oh my. oh
my

this is getting good

don't forget all those bills

letting ym genius pour out.
its like really happening man, shiiiiiit

Those are the least of my worries right now.

Whatever is going on is recurrent following a regimen of bactrim and keflex, shit meant for MRSA

I can't see a specialist until october 11th

This is starting to sound like a shitty porn flick

Imagine though? Dude that would be crazy dude
I can't ever imagine being fat since Im so used to being in shape

yikes. all jokes aside I really hope that turns out okay.

but what a story to tell the grandkids, eh?

Yeah
Me too

wow how selfish of you. with all your white privilege. let some black guy with a different problem be okay instead holy fuck I can't even believe you right now. I can't handle serious stuff I must joke I am so sorry ;_;

I just thought everyone that posted in the threads was interesting and wanted to remember everyone...

Cupcake confirmed for insensitive monster.

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i am filled with so much rage

you're pretty sweet, neziwezi

this was already well known

oh my. ripping clothes is also good~

chapter 5

"Well, ms, it depends on yourbush.... I mean.... like your garden?"

cupcake was flushing hard, staring at their lounge.... the vodka bottle fort was becoming impressive...

"well, s-sir, I am a.... erm.... well.... its my tulips....and my lawn.... i could do with it tearing up..... and being given a good hoe'ing....I mean"

FUCKING WOAH SHIT intense right? soto was suddenly getting lewd thoughts, damn is this a doujin fam?

"I, mean, i could send a supervisor to c-consult witmyou if you'd like....d-doushio?"

"what was that??? whats a dooshee-o?" cupcake was confused, is this specialist lingo?

"oh, n-nothing, I sneezed///// ahahaha" soto breathed a little heavier now.... jeez...... fucking matthew.... leaving him and his sack full. tease.

"w-well. its urgent so like.... can you come today?" cupcake was getting tense... this was really rustling him. he was fucking missing keeping up with the karsdashians ffs.

"S-sure, we can get someone out... like, in a hour?" Soto began writing down their address... he didnt even need no address..... he used his dox skills grim-senpai taught him....... time to LIVE the porno

"Okay. so. see you soon.....b-bye....." cupcake put the phone down...... their butt clenching....

end of chapter 5

well guess what.....

Sorry my fellow privileged white male

I'm going on vacation next week with family though, so that'll be fun!
I'm too exhausted to make le funny jokes, I'mma play vidya

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;~;
I wish we could have some

You're good at this Scoots

I giggled

I was unaware of this. I feel so left in the dark.

have fun with your vidya. vacation sounds nice. you go on a lot of those, lucky duck

filthy anons learn things last. this is also known.

Ripped clothes red ass sorta seems to fit your liking! mine too

we can adopt!

maybe we can replicate a look that will reflect those tastes~

no you think im creepy ._.

I'm usually in the know.

Besides, you're far more filthy than me, slut.

there is no maybe about it, bae

I don't, actually.

this is true. I'm a dirty dirty slut.

I was hoping you'd say that

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