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Whats your favorite puzzle game?

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Do rhythm games count?

Tetris

So lads, where do I find a gf?

No

Morning everyone, Ritsu here

Finally the start of October which means I can get new cards I want from playing a shitload of pvp for my yugioh game.

Watching old showtime shows at the moment. Dexter is so cheesy

If not, then I pick this.

Church

Went to a food truck festival today before work. Tomorrow is my day off. Probably gonna mess around with my SNES Classic some more.

Dr. Mario 64 and Dr. Mario Express.

We should have Mark filter that to shower shitter.

Evening lads, how've you all been?
Been playing some of the new Senran Kagura, it's pretty fun; playing some Mary Skelter as well.

What are you all playing currently?


Virtue's Last Reward, if that counts.


SORITSU.
How was Japan?

What happened?


How goes user


Anime or church supposedly.

I can't sleep anymore. I get tired all the time, but when I sleep, I can only sleep for an hour or two.

My favorite puzzle game is Tetris.

When will you stop with the pozzed answers?

See above.

That's huey, who is probably dead by now.

Currently, only Deus Ex, I hope I can get Kiwami or Nier soon.

I'd just say something stupid like "Morning everyone, former avatar former tripfag and current "user" here"


I loved it and miss it more everyday. Got to bang some cute nips in soaplands
I'll post a few pics for you


Guess its a waifu for you then

Mosque

Went garage saleing. I bought 6 gameboy and GBC carts, a bunch of fucking old heavy huge cassette recorders, a G13, and an android controller. My dad box a box filled with shitty wii games and a wii, which i hackedn and he bought a GBA SP. Good day today.

Nothing better than a nice church girl who follows the bible, unless you wanna get cucked.

He is Huey, user.
Don't let him fool you.

Depends, do you want 3DPD or 2D?

Nier is pretty great user. I still haven't finished playing through Yakuza 0, so I haven't even picked up Kiwami yet, and now Kiwami 2 is on the horizon too. I'm behind…


Post more pics!
AYYY ATTA BOY. What all did you wind up doing? Besides Soapland.

I have that happen to me too a lot. Embrace the nap life user, you get more time to do things.


Damn nice! What GB games?

Nier or neir automata?

How was that pozzed?


Ok, Kittan. I will.


He means nier automata.

Puyo Puyo Tetris.

Elona.

Mario tennis
Pokemon puzzle league
Monster rancher explorers
Ninja turtles GB
AVC GB
YUGIOH
i bought them from a numale cuck though. He had a copy of ready player one he was selling

I bought 40 weebfigs cause I went to akiba 3 times. Did maid cafe there too which was fun as fuck. Drank a ton of beer and ate so much food. Sucks being back home and not getting to try something new with every meal. Went to temples, museums, and the zoo. Was a really comfy trip.
More pics in my last post too


How goes user

Church girls love (((god))) more than you. I dont want to deal with going to some stupid church every sunday. Let alone her family is probably die hard christ cucks. Ever heard of mormons? So annoying.

AVP*

She wouldn't stop smoking and now she got diabeetus.

Quite alright. My mom is going to take me to see a doctor about my stomach on Monday.

Nier Automata i never played the original Nier


I've heard a lot of anons having fun in Elona but I could never get into it myself.


Damn man, that sounds pretty damned fantastic! How'd you get around the language barrier? Did you have a translator following you around or what? And just how much money did you actually have to save up? i want to get a good idea of how much to save up for my own possible trip

Then don't date a mormon.

Have you ever tried going to church?

YFW NIGGERS

get out

The Castle Of Dr. Brain and The Island Of Dr. Brain. I pity the young, who have never known such joys.

No.

Ok, I would rather date a catholic. But you really expect me to show up sunday and sit next to a girl and say

...

I own the first two GB yugioh games in nipponese IN THE BOX.
Nice list though. Puzzle league is fun.

Not all catholics or christians go to church every sunday.

The og nier is so good. Its another of those games i hold as an experience. Only DP and shadow warrior get to be there. the gameplay of nier is really good too

Dont. Go orthodox or lutheran, and if you do start attending, you could pray for a girl and one would probably come.

My dad bought the GBA first and we were going to stop by my local vidya pawn shop to pick up a GBA game to test it with, but then i got the GBC games and we didnt have to stop there. Was quite lucky.

Thats not the end of the world at least. Just annoying.


Nice! Getting more drugs?


Language barrier was fine. Most people speak at least the tiniest bit of english. And hand signals and english signs and english menus and shit help a lot.
3500$ or so give or take. Wish I had about 5k though. Soaplands are expensive


How goes user

Hoy cunts

Hexacells. How's everyone tonight?

was a hard week at work (physically not mentally) so i skipped 2 workouts and didn't practice drawing a lot, but being productive at work has helped me clear my mind a bit, not worrying so much about girls and my shitty friends and all that, and the new galneryus album came out and it fucking bangs hard, link related
youtube.com/watch?v=8mthXqnd-lg

oh Henry Hatsworth for sure, game was good fun and totally got slept on


you got plenty of time, defintiely sink your teeth into 0 though the game is brilliant

got a little bit of sleep earlier but i woke up and now i can't fall asleep again
out of bed to drink and smoke a bit more before going back to sleep so i can be up for church and kung fu practice tomorrow
sup NIGGERS

Do the Legend of Zelda games count as puzzle games?

I only own an OG GB these days. Wouldn't mind owning a color or GBA though.


Hoy goes cunt


I'm good. Just had pizza and am taking a little break from my game finally today. How about you

stop the weed, sperg

Glad, you're just focusing on yourself and ignoring your shitty friends. Always helpful sometimes.


nothing much, what's up with you.


nu


fine how about you?

...

Hard week of work counts as working out practically

Get an SP, it can play all GB and GBC carts and its backlit.

Im catholic, well my parents are. Whats wrong with catholics? I thought they were the crusaders. They follow the pope.

hoy cunt

decent, how are you

someday

wishing i could sleep
my pc was asleep but woke up and turned on just a little bit after 4am, so i took it as a sign

Duh, it's not the end of the world, but she's been doing this for so long my classmates kept asking if I smoked back when I was in school.

Whats the difference in praying at church and at home? None You dont get a prayer boost at church.

If you are serious about starting in that path don't bother going to a church building. Just read the Bible. If you are going to get laid then just be careful who you fuck. The social/very non-serious girls are best to target.

I've been tinkering to get better battery life on my phone. What kind of pizza was it?

Now that I think about it. I probably have an SP somewhere in my boxes of games and shit. I get nintendo handhelds all the time and never ever play them.


Turn her on to snus

smoking before i sleep
i don't smoke before church
i'm not that retarded

the effort

The catholics have been the downfall for the entire religion of christianity. Fuck the catholics

You dont have to pray at church, just let god know you're there and pray for an angel.

I've heard OG Nier is pretty great, I'll have to get it and hook my 360 back up again sometime.


so you didn't have a translator or guide or anything? Sounds like it'd be kind of rough. But you mean to tell me that there's a lot of English signs and menus there? And got any pics of the figs you got?
oof. I'll keep that number in mind though.
how many times did you go?


well i'm about halfway through it. I just finished all of Kiryu's real-estate stuff and just started Majima's club thing. I was an idiot and ground out the entirety of Kiryu's real-estate side quest thing. It was pretty great, but I burned out HARD.

digging postholes definitely is a workout, thats never much fun

Im looking for a wife, not just a date. No pre-marital sex either.

SP also has a better dpad and buttons.

It helps to be fond of monster raising games. One of Elona's big draws is the in-depth ally system that allows you to put your waifu in and make them look like and say anything you want them to with enough work although I think that's the wrong way to think about it because the game is pretty explicit about the idea that you are raising a literal harem

I don't know. Probably not, it's most likely just poor diet choices.

The Submachine series.

mein neger

true story here
prayers get answered

Yeah I know the current pope sucks.

Heh.

Drink some milk.

pft, pray to the gods of muscles and money if you want girls, gyms and employment are their shrines

Now that I'm home from nippon its so nice to turn off all the battery saving shit.
It was a pizzadilla. Some crappy quasadillo under the pizza. Ranch and hot sauce saved it.


The effects of marijuana can leak out of your spine and give you flashbacks at any time.


Me not speaking any nip never really felt like a problem at all. Well I couldn't get into one soapy because of it
You can easily go for like 3k if you want to be cheap about it, but its less fun that way.
I went 3 times. 250 for 2 of them and 400 for one. It was a really expensive place and I talked the dude down a lot. Was fancier and the girl had a porn star body though.


Ever put down a big fence?


I know I had one at one point. Thats the tiny one right?


With your problems I'd be really careful of what I eat


How goes user

Pretty much all popes sucked. I hate the idea of a pope.

Its alot tinyier than i remember.

You get a temporary stat buff to wisdom and increase chance to successfully cast

I don't think I've ever told you anything about this until now.

To be fair, God wouldn't want you to just pray he'd want you to also work on your prayer.

Thought so. I want one with a jumbo screen


Ohhh you aren't butt problems user. Whats wrong? You got the beetus like that dudes mum?

drinking whisky right now


it's stored in fat so it really happens when you burn fat. if you've taken LSD in the past you can get a surprise dose of it when you crack your back.

Work hard and pray for the strength and aid and guidance to work harder.

where's magazine user at

It reminds me of trevor moore's "high in church" thing he did.

Then get a DS

Never drank before, does that help for sleep?

i've never built a large fence funny enough, most time when i'm stuck digging/pouring postholes its for decks


i don't do things for people who don't pay me, god needs to make anime real if he wants me to lift for him

kinda makes me wish my work was a bit more physically rewarding in that regard. I guess I should just stop being a lazy fuck and get back on my workout routine, or better yet just go join that 24 hour gym.


Oh I see. Hm. I guess i'll have to give it another look. One mistake I probably made was trying to mod it and shit without playing it vanilla.


that's a pretty good Yuugi pic.


Neat! I knew it was supposed to be somewhat easy to get around without knowing a lick of Nip, but hearing it from someone I know kind of makes it even better.
ah oh well, maybe they just didn't cater to gaijins in general?

as in 2 girls? or 2 sessions?
was that the better session?

niiiiice.

Well for one they don't use a version of the Bible that doesn't make God a liar titus 1:2. See 1 samuel 17:51, 2 samuel 21:19, mark 1:2, malachi 3:1, acts 7:45, and deutoronomy 31 for proof. Another point is that many of their beleifs have no basis in the Bible. Take the pope for example. There is no Biblical basis for his authority. None at all. Then theres the fact they think humans are greater than animals. Man is a beast according to ecclesiasties 3:18-21 so catholics are wrong there too.
/rantover

Dying inside, but I get by. How was your day?

So, catholics are heretics?

I really need to go on vacation in a legal state.


Own one and a 3ds. Both gifts.


Know how much one would cost?
I might be getting land in a couple years, found out I might inherit some and want to save up to fence it up and shit.


They would let gaijin in if you spoke nip.
2 sessions.
The 400$ girl had the best body by far but it was a bit robotic. The last girl I went to was adorable as fuck and the sex felt real. Was the best. Pic related


Another day of playing yugioh since I woke up. Do anything fun?

i once met stupid teenage stoner white girls who would get stoned before church.

it helps you fall asleep. but drinking before bed is actually detrimental to your sleep quality.

dude anime is becoming real
it's happening

Why are you down user?

Did you even read any of those verses?
but yes, they are

I can understand that, alcohol and shit.

Im heading to bed. Night.


I have yet to, but im gonna start reading the bible soon.

Cya next time user

Night dude.

Didnt jews write the bible?

Yes.

There's a lot of pagan lore fused into catholic imagery, so you could say so in a way.


Played some monster hunter, got to G rank, read some books I'd had in my backlog for some time, not much else. How's that grinding coming?


The future does not seem to belong to me. I'd rather not blogpost.

Ex-Jews that decided that the Jews were corrupt as shit.

Just irritable bowels, really. Normally doesn't affect me too much but when I get food poisoning or something then it's a nightmare. It's gotten a little worse after a few fast food incidents though, I was able to digest milk and ice cream until a few years ago.

Have fun.

Hey, I'm at my parents house before heading back tommorow

DAMN NICE SHE LET YOU TAKE PICS TOO?
Soaplands are looking pretty good right about now. Any real downsides to the trip at all? Did you get to meet cute girls not in a soapland? Did you check out any of the crazy arcades in akihabara?


THE DREAM IS BECOMING REAL

The Christian old testament is the Jewish tanakh yes.

Jew really means someone from Judea, modern Jews descended from Steepe tribes near Babylon

Good ol' Tetris!

In other news, I just recently got past a part that I've been stuck on in Xenoblade Chronicles for over a year, and now things are coming together.

I feel pretty elated right now. Things like that put me in a good mood.

How're you today, ROB?

new testament was compiled by an ecumenical council overseen by St. Constantine the Great in Constantinople.

Shouldn't you be avatarfagging in your very own thread?

Heading back where?

I need to grind out 80 wins in pvp then I'll get some of my favorite cards in the TCG as a reward, got a deck waiting for them to slot into so I'll have a lot of fun in another day or two.


Damn that really sucks. If I ever develop any food allergies or intolerances I'm going to die.


Cya then user


Nah those are from her profile on the site. You can go online before and look through which girls will be working so that you can pick where you wanna go.
The main downside to tokyo is A LOT OF FUCKING WALKING. My feet and legs hurt but drinking tons of beer helped, and I fell in love with draft beer cause of it.
Some egyptian girl flirted with me a lot and walked around town one night but bleh.
I went to a few arcades in Akiba. Spent a little on claw games trying to win figs but that shit was expensive.

Home

How do you get stuck in a game for a year?

Oh, you had me hyped for something.

I'm just happy to be off work right now, thanks for asking.

Can't accuse me of avatarfagging if I now resort to posting random video game box arts, now can you?

Oh that's why Constinopal is a holy city

It's really nothing. I know a guy who has a fucked up gallbladder, that sounds like a real pain.

Technically that was the greek version. The english version was compiled by king James in the 1600's. The ones that came after that seem more kiked. Then theres .

What is xenoblade chronicles and why does it take a year to beat?

What happens with that?

that's pretty nice.
eh i don't think it'd bug me too much. I walked all over Washington DC 7 or 8 hours a day over the course of a week during a school trip. And if i get back into shape it definitely won't bug me.
oh nice, a cute one I guess?
shoulda raided her tomb, my man
makes sense, since those figures tend to be pretty exclusive.

Of course I can. You've already made it very clear who you are.

It's something that afflicts me and other people.

I get stuck on a game, and eventually the frustration coupled by the story coming to a standstill makes me lose interest in playing, and then the game doesn't get played for an extended period of time.

I'm stuck on other games that I haven't gathered the spirit to complete yet, but I might in the future.

Also the capital of the eastern roman empire, the Byzantines.

It was the first version of what's known as the Bible today. Before that they were all just separate books that hadn't been compiled.

Dunno why but ok

Imagine if you have a constant, dull pain running from one side to your back. If you eat fatty food then it really fucking hurts, like you've been stabbed in that area.

I knew that but I didn't think that would constitute a holy city

Meh if she were nip I might have.
Yeah I mean I walked for the past 6 months at my job for 8 hours a day and japan was still something else. Though a month of being NEET probably fucked me up a bit.


If I drop a game for more than a week I have to restart when I play it again. Never can just pick them back up.


I've already got the first one from back pain. Second one sounds horrible though.

It's not holy, that's just what (((they))) called it.

Good luck with that man.


Well it was a bastion for eastern orthodoxy until the Ottomans took it.

And now I'm not using an avatar.

Unless you can somehow prove that purposefully posting random video game box art somehow constitutes as avatarfagging, at which point you're basically grasping for straws.

What's worse is that I have this autisitc tendency of trying my damndest to keep the characters looking as they did when the story starts. The characters images change when you swap out clothing, so I've been basically drudging through the game underpowered, only dawning high-defense armor and high-attack weapons when I desperately need to.

Fair enough, you go to nip land for the nip cuties, not other gaijins.
that'll do it for sure. As I am now I doubt I'd survive such a trip. Any tips or suggestions or just things that are good to know in general?

more senrans

Well then if you aren't ROB, I'm sure you don't mind if I be.

Going to be burned out on pvp by the time I get my new fun deck. Thats going to suck


I try to change equipment in games like that through story. Like not just switching out one piece here and there as you get better crap but by doing big overhauls at good moments in the story.


Get a hotel as close to possible to a subway station. I'm not talking 5 mins away I mean like right outside the door.
Decide if you want to stay in Tokyo or travel around.

i got plenty amigo, but not nearly enough. Not to mention that I have a ton of Estival Versus screenshots and hopefully tomorrow night I'll rack up a bunch of ones from PBS. I haven't played too much of PBS yet beyond the tutorials and two or three story missions for Gessen.


Aight. I'll have to keep all this in mind for the future. Thanks Soritsu, glad to hear you had a good time on your trip and got to bang some nip qts. Ever come across any gaijin hunters?

And have a bunch of autistic spergs hate you because your threads get to survive while they get banned for dubspamming and somehow this is supposed to be akin admins abusing their power?

Sure, go right on ahead. Knock yourself out, buddy-boy.


And now I always travel alone, because I can always tolerate my bullshit. It's other peoples' bullshit, I can't deal with.

One user who used to live in nippon recommended a bar to pick them up. It was actually pretty close to my hotel and I passed it a few times but ehhh. I didn't want to deal with that shit. Actually having to pretend about the girl and all that. Being at a soapland was awesome. The girls treat you like a king and everything is about getting you off. Its amazing.


She sounds cute at least.

I thought you'd only have your waifu tbh.

All right.

Ryona please
Are you playing PBS on PC? The jap version?

She was to me, at the time.

Last I heard, she's now gone full SJW, and she proudly has a picture of her on Facebook of her shaking hands with Barry Sanders during a rally he did last year.

I've stuck my dick in things I'm not proud of, I'll admit.

I meant Bernie Sanders. The politician, not the football player.

Haven't we all?
Shame that so many good girls are being ruined by commies.

How good are the trains over there? Can I be in Yokohama in half an hour or does it vary depending the time of the day?


It's only a problem when you're not proud of the dick sticking, what comes afterwards is meaningless.

If anyone is still interested they might have to wait a few years since the next generation is super conservative supposedly.

That's probably 10 years from now

I never did end up going to Yokohama though I planned to. From what I read and what I saw while there, nip trains are almost always on the exact time they say though.


Yeah its going to be a fun decade or two after this.

Its mainly the males though

You think it works like a yo-yo?

In regard to this boxart, I've been playing it, and actually enjoying it.

I bought the first Pokken Tournament last year, but didn't get to enjoy it much because I was gone to the Army for five months. When I got back, nobody here gave two shits about it.

I saw some shit that said the next generation might be super conservative. Idk, but we still got a ways to go.

If I were to go there, I'd stick around Yokotsuka. That way, I could get cheap housing amenities and access to American goods on the Naval base. I'd sleep in America, then leave and go explore Japan, then go back to America to sleep. It'd be both surreal and convenient.

But I want to go to Kyoto, where there is no nearby US base, so I've been looking up Airbnb listings for fucking bunks inside hostels.

Kyoto is supposedly really great.
I'd avoid hostels, you can get cheap hotels with your own room for another 20$ a night. My hotel wasn't amazing but at least I had my own toilet. Was comfy and japanesy though

They damn well better if you're paying $250~$400 for a session. But I see what you're getting at.


Nah I just like the senran games in general.


Sure here's some. And it's only on PS4 atm, the NA release came out a few days ago. It's been pretty fun getting anime girls wet. I love that one of the immediately-available outfits is a t-shirt that becomes transparent as the girl gets soaked more. It has nipple-bumps too, and a no-bra option.

Did you ride on the Shinkansen? I'd probably have to take one of those plus a ferry if I am to go to Hokkaido as planned.


There's a marines camp in Uji, south of Kyoto though.

Oh ok, hope you're having fun with the new one.

250$ really isn't that bad for a nice whore


Just the trains around tokyo. Some above and some below ground

I can't disagree because i've never had a whore


definitely am. I'll be sure to get some screenshots for tomorrow's thread.

Camps will not have amenities such as hotels, shops, and food. Those are all-business type places.

Another thing that sucks is that Japan is primarily occupied by basically every branch of the US military except the Army. Apparently, we settled for Europe.

What kind of fag would want to go to Europe is beyond me.

Ive payed $300 for woman who put in no effort, basically starfished and waited for it to be over with.
Significantly worse than jacking off to 2D.

Going to nippon will truly make you a man


Luckily didn't have that happen to me in nippon. Their whole good service thing extends all the way to the whores

guess it's a matter of time before I stop acting like a weird fucker. or maybe not.

anyone know when the next Holla Forums sings will be?

LOL

Why are you going full normalfag?

I'm convinced. I just need $3500~$5000.
ahahahahah i make $9/hr and don't get more than 40 hours a week fucking kill me…..

How many bills do you have? Thats how much I made and I could go. I have 0 bills though

How much variety do you have on those online hookup sites? Does each girl have a profile of sorts?


It was quite the strategic position during the cold war, nowadays it doesn't quite hold up.


It's all about finding the balance which makes you the most comfortable and lets you move through the world more freely. God knows I haven't found it yet.

So you're a freeloader, then?

A lot of brothels have profile pages for their girls, but keep in mind that it's all lies. Even if they are attractive they may still be complete garbage in bed.

They aren't really hook up sites. They are basically menus for the soaplands. And yeah depending on the site you might have basic description and pics, body info. Or some have blogs.


DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE

Well I don't feel like a normalfag despite having a job
What are doing that makes you feel like one

Could be worse you could earn $13 AUSTRALIAN

eh my bills are pretty non-existent as well. But it took you, what, 3-4 months to save up just the ~$3k? And i recall that was with VERY little spending at that. I suppose that's pretty feasible, i'd just have to stop being such an impulsive online shopper… BUT the thing is if I did that it'd just be better for my sake to throw that ~$3k or so at my student loans to get those assholes off my back since my forbearance ends in February.

Okay, I'm going to bed, night everyone.


Get well soon.

Nite user

sleep tight amigo

I'd expect as much. As long as they don't outright lie with the physical description I'm good.


Nice, I'll be on the lookout for those with some sort of bio then, since the deal breaker for are certain psychological profile which I find attractive.


Night user.

You're a brave man, but I couldn't do it.

Paying bills sucks, but it gives me control. Believe it or not, being a productive member of society has its benefits.

Money to buy video games just happens to be a benefit I enjoy the most.

I'd do a bit of both if I were in your shoes. Save for nippon while paying off some of the loans. And stop with the impulse shopping. Its so much more fun and cheaper to buy stuff in nippon while there.


Look up tokyoadultguide's yoshiwara megathread. It seriously has a ton of info and links to all the sites and if they let gaijin in or not. Don't get scared by the price info in that thread. For whatever reason they are obsessed with 2 hour sessions when 1 hours about perfect time for a bath and sex.

You can ask them to act out things for you but the effort that they put into it you probably wont be able to glean from a bio.

I found out today I might be able to convince my folks to give me a plot of land my grandpa owns when he croaks. Which means I can put a small RV or something there and live on my own eventually. I actually sorta have a life plan now.

Very cool, mate. Save up for a few solar panels too and you're good to go.

augh that'd take even longer though. If i didn't spend a single dime, and saved up all my paychecks to pay off my $12k student loans, it'd probably take about 13 or 14 months to completely pay off, given there's no suprise expenses or something. I do have SOME shit to pay off, so that's already another month or two to add to that. I'm looking at an entire year's worth of work just to get the jews off my ass for ATTEMPTING college. Goddamn i hate this.

Yeah and if I get the one I want its got a huge field I can grow crops on too. Figure I can work a couple months a year, pay for internet, taxes, and some basic food supplies then live off my own crops and shit the rest of the year. Livin the life.

Damn that sucks. I'd just go to nippon then.

Not to rub shit in, but this is a primary reason why I joined the military. Now I got free tuition to any public school in the state, plus additional benefits.

I'm sharing this because I want people to understand that they don't have to put up with this shit. There are better ways.

A 2 hour session might be a good idea though, since I was considering doing non-sexual activities after the in-out.


I'd rather they didn't and the whole gist of the operation would be to filter out certain broad, easy to detect traits I find appealing, but I am aware It's easier said than done. Guess I'll find out there and then. Though a hint on their profile as to whether or not they enjoy physical damage would always be welcome, though I'm pushing the envelope here.

That 400$ job was a two hour one. Got a lewb massage where they slide around on you naked. Was weird more than anything.

but that's my conflict. Sure I could save up for a good 5 months and go to Nippon, but then I'm still in the hole. OR I could use those 5 months of savings to take a big-ass chunk out of student loans.


i could never. I'd die. I don't have the fortitude or willpower, for starters. Never mind the physical issues too, my eyesight is wretched, my hearing is shitty, and i'm horribly overweight to top all that off. Even if I wanted military, I'd never get in.

I'm not much for foreplay myself, though crotch-sliding does seem pretty enticing. Was it the oil or the motion which weirded you out?

If 5 months isn't even half your debt then fuck it, go to nippon while you are young

Imagine being on plastic inflatable mattress covered in that slime they use in nip porn, with a girl just sliding around on you. Wasn't very sexy.

realistically it'd just be another year of wait. I'm already 22, it's not like i just turned 19 or something. But you may have a point too…


that doesn't sound too bad though

It's not so bad, better than being homeless.
been in 6 years and counting

If it were acrylic paint I might give it a try to be quite honest.

Kill anyone?

Like I said go 50/50 on it. Can go to nippon in a year, while still paying it down some.

It wasn't bad but on my other sessions I cut straight to the bed.


You got a paint fetish or something?

You're concerning me now. Do you enjoy hurting people, and painting?

i fix the computers

i was gonna have a question, but now that I think about it, that'd be kinda hot. I think i'd prefer some sort of viscous, colored slime though tbh.


yeah that's true. I don't want to get too far ahead of myself though, besides, I still got a lot of weight to lose before I'd be confident enough to flirt with some nip qts. Or even pay for a whore.

You hack any elections?

I do.

Nigger come on.

So you really like splatoon

i fix computers, not elections

Mate, they do whatever you want regardless of how you look, that's why you're paying them. Dont worry about it. Once you get to the point that you're standing there with your dick out and theres a naked woman in front of you, you'll know what to do.

And reading, my hobbies are quite varied. It's more about canalizing internal pain in nature's most beautiful canvas.


It's the glistening that does it for me. That and the distortion of the human figure.


Don't care for jailbait unfortunately. The premise would entice me in another context so you're half right.

it's not embarrassment, it's just the lack of anything resembling self-esteem or confidence.


i've seen this and even have it saved on my hard drive somewhere. The throat fuck scene is pretty great.


I dunno man, I hear even some whores have standards.

You'd probably have to hire one in and pay extra for that


Thats the best part about whores is they are going boost it

You fix any computers used for hacking?

Isn't there a senran paintball game

i'm not entirely convinced but again that's my self-esteem talking


well, it's just waterguns. But yes, and it just came out a few days ago. It's pretty fun.

So I guess there really isn't a vidya for your fetish

Like I said, they treat you like a king. Though I'm talking in circles. Gonna go make breakfast and play yugioh, cya next time fam

Tbh miscegenation is too much of a turn off for me

So this is how it works in the brothels that i've been to. You go to a room and take a seat then one by one the women come into the room and introduce themselves. Then the madame comes in and asks which girl you want and takes your money. Then the girl you chose comes back in and may inspect your penis before agreeing. Then you take a shower and she gets naked and coitus happens.
Now you know the process you have nothing to worry about.

no

Call ahead and make an appointment, one of them might be into it.

The birds are beginning to sing. They know dawn is coming.

I'm going to bed now.

Goodnight, everyone.

They also do silver and white acrylic. Abeno Miku was in one of their scenes too.


Yeah, the only downside to it is that doing non-sexual activities afterwards might be out of the question.

It's not the same if it's waterguns to be honest.

Oh, well have you done anything interesting
Not berating you just want to know

So there is no vidya in your fethis, eh

Aight i'm off to bed, sleep tight anons. It was good talking with you all again.


i'm not the one with the glistening body paint fetish. I think it's kinda hot but it's pretty low on my list.


i'll take your word for it.
Have a good day Soritsu.


yeah, you're right about that.

Fair enough, aren't you from NZ iirc, if so I know your fetish

nope, i'm in the US.

G'night.

Never mind then, nite

That's fine but please understand that i cant tell you anything specific about my work, i can tell you that im working with VBS3 and Titan these days. Basically i make ARMA 3 mods.

Fair enough, anonymity is vital
Hope your moding is coming along