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I always thought he was pulling back his head (scale) thing.
Also, Mario has kindnapped Donkey Kong. This isn't much of a surprise, but nonetheless, Mario is evolving. Remember when he used to be a plumber? What is he now?

It really looks like mario is smashing the shit out of him

An "actor"

Well, a broken clock is right twice a day.

In what kind of movies do actors traditionally take on the role of a plumber?

Porn.

The Super Mario Bros Movie.

Game "journalism" strikes again.
My siblings and I used to joke about this as kids. It's like they really don't play games.

don't leave out important information, you fucking faggot

Anything where it's a common guy popping up to do something extraordinary like fighting terrorists. Or, you know, just normal, mundane movies.

I just realized that Mario looks like he's ready to punch Yoshi in his dino cranium in the SNES game art. Dark.

"I love it when daddy hits me. He makes me feel special."

"Please daddy, beat me into a bloody fucking paste. I'm begging for it. Knock me unconscious, scramble my brain and end my life."

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>Implying Mario doesnt use yoshi as a sandbag and a onahole

stop

SMB The Movie is canon good

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What does Mario do in Sunshine and Galaxy 2?

MARIO FISTS DINOSAURS

Yoshi deserves it fucking green piece of shit.

see feggy? and you didnt believe me :|

Every single day, I learn something new and horrifying about a Mario game. His reflection doesn't blink, or it can reach through a mirror, or there's a giant square floating in front of Mario distorting his vision at all times, or the moon in Luigi's Mansion is actually one foot in diameter and floating directly outside the window.
There's something terribly, horribly wrong with the Mushroom Kingdom…

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Nice try faggot

suppermariobroth.com/page/2
Interesting blog though

Manual says otherwise. Fuck off.

deep

I always knew that. Those who didn't notice this need an eye exam.

All of the 2d mario games are actually just plays.

Are you retarded? I figured that out before I had pubes.

>Mario used to be a plumber when he lived in the Flatbush, Brooklyn but hasn't performed the trade in years

Lore so fucking deep you gotta eat it with a knife and fork.

The guys behind the game say otherwise.

I'd tonguepunch Yoshi in the fartbox if you know what I mean

Actually, with Odissey coming out I think it's safer to say that Mario was a native to New Donk City before he was lost in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Right. But would that mean Brooklyn is still called Brooklyn? Or is it something silly like Brooklemmy?

Brookluigi

If it ain't the smelly eggs, it's going to be pleasure abuse meme now, huh.

did someone say lore?

There could be a Brooklyn in the metropolis kingdom or whatever it's called

Wait,why is he a manlet then?
The new donk people are hueg compared to him

Well again, New Donk is one city in the kingdom.
There might be another city there, namely brooklyn, where everybody looks like Mario.

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that bitch gave me thalassophobia.
would still fuck her

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Forden

Sucks

This user is right

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My friend was VERY adamant he said "Whoopsie", depsite being told otherwise
He's dead now

ha ha

Do you have them now?

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Mario is kind of a dick

guys, its a soft boop. he's not hitting him hard to do damage, just to get his tongue out

back in SMW, before Yoshi's island was made, Yoshi was just a dumb dinosaur.
Also dinosaur skull is stronger so it doesn't really hurt him
It's a harmless comedy effect

Who let Imgur in

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Maybe Yoshi's store their massive tongue in the part of his head where Mario hits it.
The back of Yoshi's head must be pretty durable considering you can shoot it in Yoshi's Safari.

Dan is simply the guy who made the save file. Like how a child puts their name into the field so they don't use their sibling's file and feel like the characters are talking to them.

So what you saying is, Dan is LINK's sibling????

Wew. If it was any other site, I'd take you seriously.

HOOHOOOO, JUST WHAT I NEEDED

I-is mario a jew?

You'd be surprised at how much us italians have in common with jews

Especially Sicilians with all that Moorish admixture.

How does a saddle work on yoshi when he only has two legs?

There's ostrich saddles you know.

Italians are just as non-white as jews, so even if he wasn't, your precious mascot is still a filthy degenerate.

Italians are not Jews.

Well, I got this in a corruption I did once. Text locked up there and Link picked up an extra sword out of nowhere, so all I saw was "IT'S DAN!" and him picking up a sword with that stupid fucking look on his face. Does this clear anything up?

who gives a shit. Most annoying sounds in video game history. As if the Yoshi mounting sound effect wasn't bad enough, it changes the entire stage music in an awful way.

This.

The guy behind your mom (me) says otherwise.

Since you guys apparently can't read.
Mario doesn't punch Yoshi in the actual game. That was just the original idea.

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Wew

Nope.

Does Yoshi get embarrassed when Mario punches him in the head and his tongue slings out? haha