Porn Company Focuses on Lewd Twintelle VR Sex - Nintendo Ticking Timebomb

That's not him, look at the filename. It doesn't match.

The only potentially hot kind of cosplay is where the face is hidden and you aren't constantly reminded that there are people in there.
Think full body suit, armor, robots…

360 videos are awful tbqh

You're a goddamn tool user

Oh thank god. I'm so desperate for VR content I'll take anything at this point.

nice but they probably wont do shit about a fucking box

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I can't say no any harder.

Have you ever had sex with a cheap whore?

Bad Dragon sells sex toys. They're degenerate. Not only that, but every furry in a position of authority, whether by moderate popularity, or by owning a website, is a self-centered, virtue signaling asshole. They deserve it.

I was hoping they didnt have anything nintendo related and you were just tricking their support department into looking at dragon dildos all day.

more corporate marketing to snag you into their cucked business strategy
fucking hang yourself

Super Hornio Brothers

You are doing god's work user, I was thinking of looking up some fangames/ROMhacks of Nintendo games myself and tip off NOA for shits and giggles, preferably one with a patreon.

I guess the future really is now.

Can't we just have the robots instead

Would they have to act the part? I've seen some porno's where a woman acts like a robot or sex doll and they can be very convincing. Most cosplay Jav's though aren't' good for many reasons. Poor quality of costume, costume gets removed to insert the fucking parts so it loses its purpose and no sense of acting to convey they are the character they are portraying instead of just being random cosplaying asian woman #592.

Might be hard since making a good looking costume can cost a lot of money and it'll likely only have one use and can only be done within one take of filming, if staining is a concern. There might never be a truly good cosplay jav released in your lifetime.

No, they shilled on Holla Forums pre-GG during their infancy, which is why they're meme dildos in the first place. The fact they stole 4chans spoiler image reeks of "HELLO FELLOW FRIENDS" instead of a reference.

But at the end of the day, its a company using another company's property and Nintendo has been on a purifying binge lately.

I was also considering alerting them to e621's copious amounts of porn, because Varka owns it too, but they probably won't do shot since Paheal is still up and they only changed their tag names

She's so masculine. Yucky

The only decent robots we have look like this.
Unless you want to get down with a dirty stripper bot like pic 2, this is the best you'll get.

They don't even really need to be smart or advanced, just able to not fall over the instant they stop leaning on something or get off a perfectly flat platform. Sex dolls would be more popular if they were taller, softer, and didn't have that uncanny valley thing going on with their faces. I just want a warm milfbot.

Just call her blinblelle and make her blue.

You underestimate how hard it is to do that.
So yes, the only robot you'd be looking at in this case is Atlas.
But he's already taken

And here I thought this could be something of note.

If it can maintain a steady balance and rhythm while straddling, it's good enough for me. As for looks, I'd prefer the aesthetic stick as close to the function as possible and avoid unnecessary skeuomorphism. A fuckbot with plastic skin, beady marble eyes and a realistic mouth is fucking horrifying. A fuckbot with a simple LED screen for a face that presents emotional readouts like >ω< and ♡o♡ is cheaper to implement, easier to customize, and worthy of a boner with the force of a thousand suns.

This user gets it. Keep the dialogue minimal or non-existent. Instant boner material.

Who am I kidding, they'll never do this or they'd fuck it up somehow.

I can't say that thing makes me diamonds, but I want to be it's friend and play vidya with it.

That armor is pretty well done, but the gun is fucking hilariously shitty.

>A fuckbot with a simple LED screen for a face that presents emotional readouts like >ω< and ♡o♡ is cheaper to implement, easier to customize, and worthy of a boner with the force of a thousand suns.
You could build something like that pretty easily.
I'd recommend looking into this stuff, if you don't mind only doing it doggy style or missionary you could built it after only a few months of studying.

Hello Unix.

I think you're massively underestimating "pretty easily", but there will be an Oculus Rift moment where some hobbyist, thanks to a convergence of technology in other market sectors, manages to come up with a cheap, practical mass market design using off the shelf parts that's capable of delivering what was overhyped and jerked off over in mass media for several decades without any concrete progress. Anything less than that minimum viable product might as well be a mechanized fleshlight.

I think we have a difference in idea of how advanced this sexbot would be.
My idea is some basic motors attached to metal limbs with an LCD display for a head. Like I said, it would only be able to do two positions

I hope you do. Patreon is cancer and people who make money off it usually have high egos.

Is there any picture of him where he looks human?

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Is that moot?

You guys might be interested in >>>/robowaifu/ if you don't know about it already.

I dont get cosplay if I want to fap to 2B I will look up 2B porn and not a cosplay that is always inferior.

Fund it.

Also

>A fuckbot with a simple LED screen for a face that presents emotional readouts like >ω< and ♡o♡ is cheaper to implement, easier to customize, and worthy of a boner with the force of a thousand suns.
That doesn't give me a boner at all Peon

What gives me a boner is the thought of jap onahole manufacturers getting in on the design process. I bought a Tenga and jerked to some VR porn for half an hour or so. It left me pretty much paralyzed, unable to move for a minute or two.

Aye,

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yes, our future president of the world

why would you?

what the fuck is going on with his legs? is this his human skin suit breaking down to reveal his true arachnid form?

truly we live in the best of times to be gifted with such wonders :^)

The best thing we can do is to alert Nintendo to literally every single violation we find. The more Nintendo forcibly takes down, the worse their reputation will get.

Best Timeline?

Pretty sure taking down Bad Dragon would only improve their reputation.

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These are great. Wish they were more of them.

This doesn't work at all. I'll wait for the sexbots instead.

Weren't the models ripped from the game? Were is my ARMS SFM porn?

I like how you can tell that guy is trying to rip off Odanon's artwork but also doing it so terribly he never manages to fix Odanon's shitty sameface syndrome. Also you have shit taste, user.

In the trash, where all SFM porn belongs, you underaged faggot.

Eh, SFM porn is definitely getting better to be fair

Be the change you want to see in the world and make your own edits.

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hahahah he's just like peridot!!!!! such a nerd!!! i luv him xD

Why is he doing this. I want to say it's just "Le kwerky, Bazinga XD." But another part of me thinks that maybe some Goy looked at him with the They Live glasses and he's trying to convince the public.

Your familiarity with steven universe is noted.

Barring that, I hate the UGHH YEAH GIVE ME YOUR COCK WHOOAAA shit they say, at least SOME JAVs know that they should only moan and gasp and not shrieking like dying cats.

The thing I hate the most is that they remove all their clothing , same as JAVs. Leave the sexy costume on, dammit. The only recent cosplay porn I found decent was the Lucoa one from Kobayashi-san, at least she left most of her clothing one instead of being just another naked porn actress with a hairdo.

Reminds me of Mr. Logic.

Dammit.

Why are they fucking in front of google street view?

>LED screen for a face that presents emotional readouts like >ω< and ♡o♡
Why…why do I like this so much?

Because you're an autist who can't read normal human faces and you're finally able to understand a non-verbal connection.

This is why I own a Gear VR

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This tbh

Thats what I call a brobot

They bought the rights to a Mario porn film just to ensure that it will never be distributed again.

I wouldn't mind spending ~100$ for a future proof premium porn experience, I m just afraid that when the 2d autism hits VR in full swing that something like gear vr would not be compatible or sufficient enough. Definitely wouldn't be for that disgusting whore though