LOL

Never knew they released anything. Usually they send someone over here to relay the news too.

Just remake Stilwater in the SR3 engine you fucking niggers.

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I want it to happen. They must pay for ruining my mapmaking platform.

How can something bomb this horrendously that isn't the enola gay?

They couldn't afford to pay the shills that time I imagine.

It's amazing how shit devs can make half naked women unattractive.

Is that Lawbreakers peak from beta or from going F2P? I remember its peak numbers being 3k

Beta, just like Cliffy.

Yeah, same as Blunderborn, it reached it's peak during open beta.

What did Volition do, other than making shitty games like they always have?

PFFFT

Saints Row: The Third

It's almost like gender neutral bathrooms aren't as important as being fun.

They only started making shitty games after they used the last bit of talent they had on Red Faction: Guerrilla.
After that they produced nothing worth playing and the only IP they still have a hold on is Saints Row, so they've got nothing left to fall back on.

Lol people don't even want to try it for free. Mirage jumped to ~44k when it went free it's dead again, the game is lacking, they didn't even bother to fix the exp gain in the 4 days I played it

Guess they should have added some waifus.

Fair enough. All games were fun in COOP

Devs: Why doesn't it sell?

That's a little different; Mirage went free to keep for a day, Lawbreakers is only free for the weekend, which happens all the time and nobody cares about. If it went free to keep for a limited time then people would be rushing to add it to library permanently.

Also the new COD is shit. Still looks like shit and camping is more viable than ever.

Dear God, imagine paying money to unlock skins like these…

Skins, cosmetics and items murdered the casual multiplayer game scene. There's no going back.

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The only good ones are the ones that cover its face. Also isn't that some sort of Kabuto helmet? And the character is clearly black, I thought that these freaks called thar cultural appropriation.

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It would have been better if she had been robot or some sort of bio-mechanical organism like a Warframe so that the fully-masked outfits would be her actual appearance instead of WE WUZ SUNSHAN AN' SHIEEEEET

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The only reason Overwatch got away with it is because they had cute girls and because it's blizzard. Lawbreakers has none of those safety nets.

i cannot fathom how it took 200 people to squeeze out that turd

Blizzard also got away with it, because it was the "first" one to come out.

LAWL

Blizzard actually invested a stupid amount of money advertising it to the point, They know they have enough blizzdrones to mantain the playerbase alive from Hearthstone so they invested on creating as much as fake hype and visibility possible in order to get casuals to buy their non-bugged polished turd even if they never play it again ( becausue all of those retards dont even play games more than 1 or 2 hours a week outside of mobile games), E-sport flopped and casualfags and normalfags already moved on to PUBG,

Fuck overwatch. For an entire month before the game came out, there was non stop 5+ threads constantly on Holla Forums and the mods did nothing.

That was card farming bots.

Yeah, OW is bleeding users. I know a lot of people who bought it but only play during seasonal events (which I guess are on average every other month?) and right after a big patch. It has no competitive future, either. It's a casual as fuck game that they're trying to sell as an esport. Stupid.

This game has cards too though

But you don't get those cards unless you buy it, when games go free for a day (register licence to your account) you get those card drops and with the latest version of ASF you can register a free game to all those accounts with a single command.

THIS IS WHAT A BILLION DOLLAR IP LOOKS LIKE

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pretty sure they all dudes

That's the joke.

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The art style for all of those is so generic it's impossible to get the joke

they are animated by the same korean sweat shop afterall

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The game deserved to fail.

LMAO

Pandering to SJWs didn't pay off

That "half naked woman" is a nigger. You can't make an attractive nigger no matter how skilled you are, and their attempt isn't half bad for what it is.

I feel like I've been raped with that face staring at me.

In fairness, they actually did make the game look good
Their marketing efforts really were a success

Its a shame that the game is shit.

I think its safe to cross these guys off as GG-approved

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They're not really wrong. The gameplay itself is decent, fun even, if you play only 2 classes, but everything else is irredeemable dogshit.

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That's kinda funny.

Didn't they also tried to lure in a large portion of TF2 crowd by getting every major TF2 eceleb to shill their shit?

More or less.
ster_ is the one that jumps to mind first

It's like you've been raped for three straight days by this "woman" and she releases you completely broken in the woods, and then she strikes a pose and makes the heart with her hands and says "call me". Real scary shit. Sheva Alomar pls save me.

Seagull and his infinite legion of dickriders. He's a major pushing force for OW. He even pushed loot crates because every dumb faggot who watched him wanted to use the same genji skin just like their e-sports idol.

I always knew there was a reason I hated this guy.

NOBODY
LIKES
NIGGERS
seriously, they put this out there front and center and it made me not even want to play the son of a bitch let alone give them my money. In the first trailer they made some stupid WE WUZ male the prominent figure and I just remembered that.

how the fuck would you know?

I played five or so hours of the beta.

ok

Even the logo is already dead.

The "pls respond" of video game marketing

LOLL!!!!!!! EPIC!!!

That's a face only a mother can love.

lol you have to pay extra to turn your negress into a slightly more palatable xeno

both are trash but cuphead came out today so no shit it's going to have more players.

retarded 8shits being retarded as usual

The best thing about the all-time peak is that it happened during the beta in june and july.

Shhh, little Cliffy. It'll all be ok.

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Show me where the anime nazis touched you

LB never even had the all-time peak Cuphead has, even on first day. U just jelly Cliff.

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In the eyes of the SJW there are only two types of culture: White culture. And not white culture.

wrong
In the eyes of SJW's there's brave, heroic POC culture, and that's it. According to them, whites don't have culture.

on my god i just noticed that

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I count 16, 6 on the left hand, 10 on the other.
My guess is retarded photoshop.

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but ruiner is shit

embarrassing

Your face is shit.

your taste is shit

Never heard of it, you sound like a shill.

You sound like a fucking idiot.

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They aren't really that similar.

It looked like fucking Tumblrite/Redditor pandering garbage from its first trailer.

Hero systems are fucking garbage and ASSFAGGOTS/CRAPCUNTS players should all be gassed for being a stain on my favorite platform.

I don't know if you're false flagging or just a fucking idiot, either way, its time to stop posting.

wait a minute , you're trying to *b8** me again

Well shit by that standard I guess Hatred is just a poorer man's Hotline Miami with more polish.

and by your standard there hasn't been a game like either Ruiner or Hatred before Ruiner and Hatred , in fact they both invented their respective genres

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Well, yeah. In a way. Are you stupid?

His face looks like a dog with autism.

Supplementary pic related.

There narrative is actually really inconsistent as hell. I have a lot of them claim that but on other days white culture is a toxic construct of oppression that must be destroyed at all costs. They go with what ever helps push the agenda at the time.

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Haha, I like how their emoticon icon is dead, just like their game.

LOL

louis though

I'm feeling edgy, rate my shopping cart, fellow redchanners!

I'm sure you can find MK:KE for cheaper

Jesus.
Jesus fucking christ.
Please tell me that it's free. I don't want to believe that over 50 >people paid for that shit.

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You're already isis execution worthy
meemgame that got a successful marketing campaign by being TOO COOL FOR STEAM XD, but in the end it's one of the worst isometric shooters in history.

Just pirate both of them you whore.

Wew.

The game was pretty fun, plus the destruction was god tier. Had they not nerfed cars into exploding barrels it would've been a perfect game to fuck around in.
That said I did pirate it instead of buying.

My god, there are 4 different skins there, the rest are all recolors.

DE has much to learn in the ways of the jew
then again, maybe it's for reasons like this warframe is going strong while lawbreakers is well, lawbreakers

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Well jeez, it's as if making a game for the people that actually play them and not just making virtue signaling propoganda… actually pays off? Weird.

I like a certain nigger. He's a big bro

Is that Mickey Mouse?

THIS
It's a fucking brilliant opportunity that they just refuse to take or do.
They keep going with this wacky shit thinking that people like it but in reality it's only screwing them over everytime.

The reason why Agents of Mayhem was a failure is because they've become a one trick pony, they can't do anythings that isn't strongly based in the SR formula.
Even if they remade Stilwater or Saints Row itself, it would still fail horribly because people just don't care at all.

I'm in love.

So it took it, what, 3 week to go f2p?
How long until it's just killed?

Fun thing is I heard the game play isn't actually bad, maybe now they'll learn SJWs don't play games and pandering to them is always bad.

Who am I kidding they'll never learn.

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Eat a fucking dick hipster

Fucking beautiful.

Is hatred good, bad or just mediocre? Honestly just looking at it seems pretty tacticool in the later levels and I'd like that.
Same question for Ruiner

May Blizzard be the next one on the chopping block.

It didn't go F2P. It's just a "free" weekend to promote the turd, like what you usually see on Steme.

Oh, sorry didn't read the whole thing.

It will go f2p eventually though

Hatred is alright, not revolutionary.

Whip yours out and I'll give you a jewish tranny operation then, faggot.
Fucking come at me homo.

Gender-neutral bathrooms is such a fucking non-issue. 90% of all bathrooms are gender-neutral.

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What’s going on with that cat?

you never use a blowdrier on your balls when you come out of the shower?

Not really, no.

Post more Demencia.

not for you, degenerate

what losers

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Cliff on suicide watch

Then do it for The People®.

there's already enough to make fun of him about. i don't get why faggots are so desperate to use the word cuck that they'll ignore reality of typeface. literally grasping at straws when you don't need to

I'm glad Cuphead is doing well. Such a well made game deserves all the praise it's getting. But wew it's pretty pathetic when a new multiplayer game can't even break 1k on a free to play weekend.

Because it's funny, you cuck.

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can milhouse be a meme?

in 2007

I used to like cartoons. What the fuck happened?

it's only 29.99, none of that 60 dollar multiplayer only bullshit :^)

but everyone here loves cucks, why not?

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THE STEAM COMMUNITY?

dumbing down already simple shows and forced diversity.

i see you've never heard how canada operates when it comes to diversity

I want to gas all the normalfags.

I said to myself a few days ago that all nu-cartoons look the same. Jesus fuck, I was more right than I thought.

Milhouse not being a meme is a meme.
Milhouse himself, not so much.

Which is ironic considering this game was made in Canada

Except layoffs wouldnt punish the people who really ruined blizzard

baldurs gate, jagged alliance, and dragon age origins are all also made in canada. there's enough enjoyable games produced by canada despite what you think diversity does to country

Anyone has the Evolve webm.

Cliff da alpha

I tried

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The game is PEGI 3+, Rylo / Dean, give it up. Go back to tech journalism, or git gud, or go play something more your speed.

P good

Evolve was actually pretty fun when it went free to play.

it just werks

pretty appalling taste you have then.

If only the actually influential shit ones like Bethesda died.

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Milhouse is not a meme.

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YES! A DANK MEME xDDDDD
MILHOUSE IS NOW THA DANKEST MEME XDDDDD WITH LE FILTHY FRANK AND IDUBBUZ XFDD 😂😂😂😂

WAKE ME UP

Hope the dev doesn't cuck out.

Idubbbz is actually pretty funny

Not many people like black transsexual porn. This isn't going to help.

archive.fo/PnQna
He wants to keep this game alive user.
He could reach Randy levels of desperation.

But it's gonna drive people AWAY from the game!
Not many people like a dick on a chick, especially if said chicks are that ugly!

It is almost as if advertising works

Honestly they just need to cut their losses and release it for free for 24 hours. This means a bunch of people will pick it up and at least try it, maybe snatching up a few whales in the process for their crate system. Once a bunch of people have it the players that like it can pressure their friends to buy it. Lawbreakers has nothing to lose at this point so they might as well just take the nuclear option.

You should already know what happened……

Advertising only works on a really wonky curve and only if you do it right. This game had multiple E3 showings, same as Battleborn, and it still failed terribly.

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The cat looks pissed off, so the cuckime drawing doesn't really make any sense.
Sometimes I wish the Japan hating Holla Forums of 2007 was back. Sure they were Xbox nerds, but they were funny, unlike weebs.

Fuck off back to Holla Forums and stay there.

I would totally buy that Aster Armaments one though.

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imagine having this little respect of the idea of character design. even if this wasn't blatant diversity bait the design is overall terrible

DIP I DIP YOU DIP
DIP YOU DIP I DIP YOU DIP

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whatcawatch or whoever won't make anymore warframe porn cause "children"
I mean you can call them that i mean they murder thousands upon thousands of others as well as being around for hundreds of years if not thousands

Why are they copying old mecha anime designs? Isn't that appropriating Japanese culture?

Jesus fucking Christ that's one fucking ugly nigger, at what points did devs and publishers forgot the most basic of rules is that Sex sells, that bitch appeals to one.

But they have made porn of them in the past, with this shit logic of theirs they still made child porn and should go to jail.

That doesn't even look like a nigger, it looks like a Paki or curry Pajeet.

A lot of western artists do that, they make loads of porn then one day snap and claim anyone who likes said porn is a [INSERT SJW BUZZWORD] and pretends like they never made any, Mike Inel is the latest one.
Thank fuck we have japs porn artists who are uncuckable.

I'm pretty sure they get blackmailed at conventions.

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JUST
CUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

get out weeb

CUP*

This the the first time I have heard of that.

Get off of porn altogether. How about that?

Never show your butthurt, son.
Never.

What site is that and what games are those?
t. completely lost, in need of being spoon-fed

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Google it dawg it's common knowledge dawg.

And it'll be the last if you know what's good for you.

Who the fuck thought that it was a good idea to put that THING on their game? That shit is repulsive and appeals to no one.

SJW mafia?

I knew he was autistic but damn

Maybe toughen the fuck up, dude.
EVERYTHING is open for ridicule here, even your waifus.
No sacred cows. You weebs are cultlike and need to be knocked down a few pegs. It needs to happen. I'm sorry.

You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded

Are you saying "real niggers" look better or something?

HAH

They're hilariously in denial. There was a VICE article written by some SJW about how nobody wants to pork her freakshow friends. Even SJWs don't want to fuck each other or buy games like Lawbreakers. Why purposefully uglify yourself, and then try to push culture to call it beautiful? Why not just take off the ironic parachute pants and man-mascara?

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No, I'm saying that he/she/it looks like a Paki, not an African.

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CLYDE

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jesus wept

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He's started making stuff again actually.

Pottery

JON

Clowns are more fuckable than that.

why even bother?

Where is this from?

short no sound boring loop eh.

uploaded today

It is a colorized version of a picture taken in one of the death camps, in it you can see an innocent man being gassed as he cries out for help in his last moments.

Ain't that the truth.

Did that stupid motherfucker actually coat himself with liquid rubber?

I was thinking of Cirque du Soleil clowns.

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over clothes

Not really into genderbent frames, but
YES

Except Jewgle doesn't tell me who Cliff Bandinski is, nor why I should give a damn.
Also, webms without sound are gay, but my internet a shite.

Blinzinga is the dude who made Gears of War. Well that game and this shitshow is the only games I know him from.

Do you live in china?

are you as dumb as a peanut?

laughing out loud

SJW game designer is sure his new game "Lawbreakers" is going to be the next big thing and be a huge esport.
Less people play it than an indie platformer.

What happen?

Do people always reference Gears with Blazagna first and then move on to other ones? Because Unreal games are what comes to my mind when I hear the name.

Not my fault someone misspelled his name in the thread.

You're a newfag, it's okay to admit it.
Stop being a faggot.

Oh no, it's highly intentional, just like with John Spaghettio.

So that's a "Yes" then.

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no thanks

I only just started appreciating lewd 2hu

Flandre's loli puss > Cirno

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tell me about it

fool, yuugi and mokou are the best

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I can proudly say that in all my years of liking 2hu, I have never jerked off to any of the porn

except that one Nue doujin a long time ago

Chen is best girl

Long story short, the early early 2014 alpha of Robocraft got everything right and the devs have been ruining it with quite literally every single update ever since, so much so that some players think they're intentionally trying to go out of business. The remaining player base is now pretty much a pillar of salt and the devs are afraid to post on their own community forum.

double nine and maiden-trips prove the power of my words

still not a good idea to fuck them though

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I'm starting to see the video, and am I the only one that thinks it looks like Jon was crying before the video? Like his eyes were all red.

CUNY

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CUNY is good for America, please understand.

I think it's more being disheartened at the game in general because of the terrible decision of introducing the children in it at all. You'd see the frames and be reminded of the edgy human teenagers controlling them.
Didn't a bunch of artists stop drawing porn over this?

Did someone say CUNY?

I can understand the last ones, at least they cover up the dumb negress face and ronald mcdonald hair.

Thanks doc

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We really need to make a not shit version of this.

They must pay for developing absolute shit since their inception as a company. None of Blizzard's games are good.

user, it's a normalfag test. You shouldn't be getting butthurt over not getting points if you aren't doing those normalfag things.

"CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT"
-Cliff Bleszinski on Lawbreakers, 2017

I know, but the logic here is that having kids you're proud of makes you less of a normalfag than owning a smart phone. It just makes no sense.

What happened with mike

44
Bonus: 45, but
One could argue that the traditionalist view is "healthy", but that is no longer considered "healthy" by normals today.
So it's plus one regardless? Also, is it really a "foot fetish" if you like it (clean) with the rest of the legs?

Problem is that normals don't play with retro consoles (e.g. NES), and saying "consoles" groups all consoles together.
Everything else should be counted tbh

Maybe he's butthurt because he's getting points.

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57 huh

OK…

Neck yourself

When did people start using this?

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OMG LEL XDDD IT'S JUST LIKE MY LE FUNNY FILTHY FRANK IDUBBZ OIMGZZZ XDXD DANK MIMIS HAHAHAH IM KEKKING OS HARD AT THIS FUNNY ALT RIUGTE MEMEMEMEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDD SUPER BODY LATEX SUPER SUIT FUNNY FAMILY GUY GRAND DADDY MOMENET DANK MIMIS MILHOUSE OOHOOOOHOOHOOOOO DAT BOI DONT DO THE MONKEY BARBER NOW XDDD OMG LEL XDDD IT'S JUST LIKE MY LE FUNNY FILTHY FRANK IDUBBZ OIMGZZZ XDXD DANK MIMIS HAHAHAH IM KEKKING OS HARD AT THIS FUNNY ALT RIUGTE MEMEMEMEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDD SUPER BODY LATEX SUPER SUIT FUNNY FAMILY GUY GRAND DADDY MOMENET DANK MIMIS MILHOUSE OOHOOOOHOOHOOOOO DAT BOI DONT DO THE MONKEY BARBER NOW XDDD OMG LEL XDDD IT'S JUST LIKE MY LE FUNNY FILTHY FRANK IDUBBZ OIMGZZZ XDXD DANK MIMIS HAHAHAH IM KEKKING OS HARD AT THIS FUNNY ALT RIUGTE MEMEMEMEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDD SUPER BODY LATEX SUPER SUIT FUNNY FAMILY GUY GRAND DADDY MOMENET DANK MIMIS MILHOUSE OOHOOOOHOOHOOOOO DAT BOI DONT DO THE MONKEY BARBER NOW XDDD

was gonna bring that up. He's done some other fun stuff with the Witcher.

It means whether you are a homosexual or not
That sentence may make sense to you but not necessarily to others, since "clean with the rest of the legs" can mean anything. Still though, it's just a point, you can live without it.

It's an expression that has existed for a very long time, user. It's simply not that commonly used.

Over the Garden Wall exists, so I'm sorry to inform you that you're wrong.

I took this test a couple of years ago and got around Cyborg level, if I took it today I'd probably be bordering Robot

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I thought it meant not having a /r9k/ view on women.

Then I would recommend getting your shit back together, user

130 wew

Tbh I don't even mind Filthy Frank, Idubbbz, or Family Guy.
They're far from the funniest shit ever, but they're ok.

Honestly have you never seen how certain proeminent SJW figures ask for a private conversation with someone, and then this person comes out spouting SJW bullshit themselves? Obviously there is some blackmailing going around.

Weak ass bait designed to appeal to millennial normalfags.

Yeah I haven't seen it happen in japan yet. Keyword is yet.

No shit, it's a test to see if you're a normalfag.

I'm actually tempted now to try it because of all the shit its getting. I don't know a damn thing about this game aside from the fact no one plays it.

Well, this is one of the last chances you're ever going to get, friend. When LawBreakers inevitably stars in a Humble Bundle, there will be another brief spike in interest. And if they bother making it free-to-play, the player base will get another sugar hit, before the game rapidly spirals down into oblivion.

well shit

Only if the models weren't so fucking ugly

Some of these could go either way so I'm either a Wizard of Wizard Apprentice.

*or

God damn it I hate chiclet fucking shit keyboards.

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Don't despair! Clifford has been making some very wise investments. He'll be funding his vanity projects for many years to come…

Holy shit that is some top tier penciling right there, i really appreciate the amount of effort put into these, since theres alot of mixed colors that doesn't fit Cirno's color palette (Yellow, and Pink first and foremost) but subtly mixed in to give more 'depth'
I wonder if anyone has ever dared to draw an anime girl with watercolor paint?

How has these digits gone unchecked?
Thou art a sodomite

Is having a healthy body a normalfag thing then? OF COURSE NOT YOU FOOL Your body is what made you able to feel all these worldly desires, Don't take it for granted you moron. The least you could do for your body for putting up with an apathetic sack of shit (ie. me) is to take care of it. The easiest way to start is to stop eating the greased jew, stop drinking the carbonated jew, and most importantly DRINK MILK.
1 Corinthians 6:19 - Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;

It's a good thing the promotional material has "How to squash workplace sexism", since otherwise someone would have fallen for it. Seriously though, the whole point to not having strangers join in is to keep unwelcome people out, a hypothetical wall if you will.

Who are you talking to, goon?

This test is either garbage or """"""robots"""""" are fucking larpers.

The test isn't about personal well-being and health, since you can be the most autistic person to have ever been born and still achieve happiness.