I literally tracked down and killed the guys who made project 64 1.6 when this happened to me

I also found a pretty decent (though totally generic) shmup.

A pretty fun puzzle game when you get a feel for it. Slightly bullshit.

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Everdrives are pretty expensive. Is there a cheaper alternative for the N64?

because the US release got butchered.

There's only one game you need the V3 for, user. Do you REALLY need to play Animal Crossing on N64?

I'm playing the Jap version. American doesn't seem that much worse anyway.

That's a bit of a relief, although the V2.5 still costs £90 according to the same site.
I just figured that with the popularity of GBA and DS flashcarts at least one Chinese company would have made a knockoff N64 cart

It removed a bunch of content and switched shit around. It was popular enough to get a sequel though.

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