The gaming equivalent to a heavily padded bra, if you will.
Pic very related. When you first get to Majula in Dark Souls 2 (and have played so little of the game that you're blissfully unaware of how shit it is), there is a giant, seemingly bottomless hole in the centre of town.
You can tell it is supposed to be traversed into because of the platforms that are initially too far apart to be landed on without dying. I remember being completely transfixed as to what lay in the depths of this well. It was a great bit of mystery in the game.
Anyway, eventually you get the means to descent and end up in some of the shittiest, anti-climactic areas of the game. Coupled with my growing disgust at the execution of the game since I'd played it long enough by that point, I felt pretty put out by the whole thing.
Isaiah Bailey
hey at least it wasnt DS3
Sebastian Edwards
That door that needed lvl 999 to open in Tibia. Apparently there was nothing there, kek.
Grayson Torres
If you are the opinion that DaS2 level design is subpar compared to the rest of the series then why would this be a let down? By the time you get to descend the hole you've already played through a fair amount of areas. In short, stop making shit threads OP.
Liam Phillips
They entirety of No More Heroes 2. None of the bosses are explained. None of the areas are explained. None of the implied relationships between bosses are explained. And to add insult to the injury the last boss is fully explained anti-climatic not in any way shape or form interesting piece of shit.
Jaxon Mitchell
The entirety of Saints Row The Third. There is being disappointed by a sequel, and there is this.
You fuck right off.
Juan Baker
T-The purpose of NPCs there is still unknown.
Daniel Gonzalez
What are you talking about? The Blighttown rip off fit there perfectly. What were you expecting, a fucking castle at the bottom? Retard fuck
Henry Morris
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Leo Fisher
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Juan Mitchell
I understand. It also didn't help I played pic related at the same time I was playing System Shock 2 for the first time.
Jacob Cooper
It's the town's dump … what do you think would live down there?
Aiden Wilson
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Evan Miller
The vent in the first level of EYE
Nicholas Morgan
The secret garden in Shadow of the Colossus.
Angel Jenkins
It's not a matter of logic, it's a matter of narrative. The pit in Majula is ostensibly a big mystery waiting to be resolved. It's the kind of plot device you use to show promise, to keep the player hooked. It ending up with a rehash of literally any level of DaS or DeS, even the best ones, not only defeats but betrays its entire purpose. And retards like you are claiming "but dude, it totally makes sense logically"? You really were brainwashed into swallowing cock when your master laughs at you.
Austin Richardson
I really liked the Ryuji-Margret-Vladimir-Alice chain of bosses and Travis's character development between the four battles.
Matthew Sullivan
How did 3-4 houses cause enough waste to pollute an entire area?
Nathan Carter
Nigger hating DaS2's level design is a gradual process He obviously played through most of the game, showing he was either A: entertained enough by the game to keep going on and see what it had to offer or B: see if there was any light at the end of the tunnel, like with intriguing-looking places like the pit.
Austin Jenkins
That whole air duct section in the first level of E.Y.E, it makes you think you found some cool secret and you just end up crawling for 10 minutes only to get to the end of the level.
Benjamin Sanders
After finding a lava lake with a fortress over the sky? I don't know man.
Adam Barnes
The last boss is Battman because Travis is like Joe Chill, the villain who killed Bruce Wayne's family for quick cash that caused him to become Batman.
The family of his you killed were just some forgettable enemies in the side missions of the first game
Eli Taylor
The whole game is about "cycles" so many civilisations rose and fell between the first game and the second. It's not weird to think it's a dump that has the trash of many different generations in it.
Isaac Flores
You can even see a car wheel there, deepest lore. Ds2 is such a piece of shit holy fuck
Matthew Reyes
The pile of trash looks super goofy but I didn't see any modern car wheel in it. I did see a wooden cart wheel if that's what you meant
Jayden Stewart
well technically there is a giant pyramid down there if you bought the dlc or Scholar of the first sin
Michael Morris
No I meant an actual modern car/truck wheel, at first I thought it was a cart wheel too
Austin Moore
Jesus that looks so bad it's funny. Anyway it's a cart wheel man. It's uniformly colored so you can tell it's supposed to be wood. You'd see black on the borders if it was supposed to be a modern car wheel with tires.
Jordan Morgan
Dark Souls Drifting when?
John Rogers
Pretty sure that's just part of a sculpture
Luke Johnson
You're right, the proportions fooled me though. It looks way too thick compared to the spokes.
Hunter Scott
And before any misunderstandings, I am not calling Ds2 shit because of the wheel.
Levi Davis
Anything mysterious that's later explained. Anything. There's no greater meaning that can be given to a mystery than that which is conjured by an observer's own mind.
Michael Hernandez
I felt let down by the abandoned ship in Metroid Prime 3. I just imagined this dead ship full of phazon left to grow and mutate in isolation would have had more disturbing biomoprhs hidden inside.
Adam King
The proportions are fucky, no doubt
Jace Fisher
Don't worry, user. I, too spent my years playing that pile of shit. Haven't touched it in about 6 years or so, though. Also never even got to level 30. Fucking PvP worlds.
Grayson Kelly
From took straight fucking pictures to use in DaS2 dont defend it
Hunter Cox
ur moms house
Camden Scott
This just proves that Heineken is the Dark Souls of beer.
Bentley Collins
This
Jackson Ward
Daw, wrong quote
Gavin King
It's not even a dark draft though?
Jaxon Davis
Doesn't stop it from being a soulslike experience.
Joseph Gray
I still don't see the problem, it is right where it belongs.
Charles Stewart
It'll be nice when "soulslike" and "metroidvania" finally get their own unique genre names. Like "Pabbity" and "Toonch" or whatever. That's how language works, right? You just make up sounds and the sounds that people like the most become the word?
Brody Howard
Let's not stop there, I want a whole genre of Souls-Vania games out there where I have to do a lot of castle platforming with the shitty Souls platforming controls.
Gavin Ward
Sounds great, and we also need to fuck up the poise system somehow. Maybe this time the poise system determines how many parry frames you get if you stand still for more than 5 seconds.
Leo Rivera
Black holes in Elite:Dangerous no I don't own that hunk of shit. They make some warping effect but it's not realistic, black hole has no visible shadow, and you can't fly into it.
Andrew Jones
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Juan Hall
Just like real life exoplanets.
Ryder Nguyen
care to post some real pics of black holes?
Isaiah Ward
I've already posted a picture of realistic rotating black hole. You'll get a real picture of a black hole in a few years from now, it'd be a few pixels across.