Carl on Duty WeWuz Double L PC Beta

So the Cowadoody WWII Beta for the PC is out now for free.
Usually I wouldn't make a thread about this shit or even give it the time of day, but for some fun times I would say, download it, play the game and dominate the human garbage that actually play this trash while constantly making WE WUZ remarks and speaking like a nigger.
Call everyone you see a cumskin and such while making Nazi remarks as well.
Just generally be an obnoxious cunt and throw shit around that normalfags hate.
After thats over, give it a negative review and fuckoff.

I know you could be wasting time on vidya thats actually good, but there might be some room for laughs on this trainwreck ala Goyout 4.
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Why would I fucking play this shit?

You're a retard with no time on his hands and you want to play this game so bad you have to put up a veil of "I'm doing this IRONICALLY, SHEESH!" while also trying to get other retards to follow you. You're too obvious with this, shill-kun.

To fuck with retards online


Its ok to play shit games if all you do is grief.

Gauging by the reviews the game is too fucking unplayable to begin with.

this is the kind of human trash that touches this virtual trash

Downloading right now. Will spam the chat with Holla Forums-tier redpills and then give the game a negative review.
Don't forget to mention the amount of niggers and unhistorical gadgets in the multiplayer.

My last CoD was BO and it was fucking trash
Everything after WaW was absolute trash

Aye, can't wait for all the queers screaming "toxic".

Impressive digits!

Quick question how many niggers and women did they managed to cram into this thing?

Or I could just play a game I actually want to play.

i'm sure at least a fucking hundred of you clowns will say 'that was actually a fun open weekend" and end up buying the game just like fuckin' overwatch

I mean it's free so I don't see the problem with just downloading it for a little and maybe playing it.

Eh, what the hell? Might as well give it a go.

If the white South Afrikaners would unite, they could easily take their nation back.

white south africans are now just a bunch of cokehead sailors, they're just as annoying as niggers, the come to port in my town and immediately just flood the streets looking for blow

I'm not so sure about that. they might have the skill, but they are severely outnumbered.

Well, when you grow up around niggers, I imagine its difficult to not act like a nigger.

Rhodesia tried to claim Zimbabwe and it didn't work out all that well for them in the end. You can't take land from other people like you used to without the international community throwing a fit and especially when you're a minority group.

What did I just witness?

So what difference does it make who's in charge then? A new coat of paint doesn't make the engine run any better.

Well, a white man in charge would likely separate the two people.

((((international community))))
Fuck the international community

Meanwhile, in Israel..

WaW was trash. Gunshots sound like pop guns, levels were even worse than the older games. Flamethrower is pathetic. The only redeeming quality was it's gore.

CoD3 was awesome tbh, too bad it never got a PC release.

Are there any Xbox 360 emulators working? Might want to download it and try to get it running.

An average day in kangz utopia

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Oh look, a dumb nigger with awful taste

Xenia I think it's called, works like shit.

They've said in the past that the campaign will be ethnically correct As in only the American military has niggers in it, and that all the diversity is in multiplayer.

WE WUZ THE AIRBORNE NIGGA

AYO HOL UP YOU TELLIN ME, DAT WE WUZ REBELS?

LOOK OUT HITLER, GIRL POWER WILL DEFEAT THE NAZIS

And here are the only two white men.

i bumped into another guy yelling "WE WUZ memes in chat exactly 3h 20min ago and he was fucking garbage, hope it wasn't one of you

No thanks, already played COD1.

Make some vids where you line up nigger nazis in front of a firing squad though

i'll check it out

Game runs like complete assholes.

I don't know whats' worse with this pile of shit, the nigger Nazis or the fact that there are women in the infantry.

Nigger womyn Nazis running around with gold MP40s with a bunch of fictional red dots and huge magazines attached on them

What? Why did he ask who the Jews are?

because americans can also be jewish, you dipshit. i dont know the story, but you can assume that the german knew that there were jews in the american platoon and he wanted to find them

Everyone is the same person.

You can try to hide her with a ghillie suit you libshit, but I can see right throught your trap, the one on the right is a baboon negress.

Thank you Call of Duty for portraying how WW2 was really like.

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And nobody at Activision noticed that and thought it was totally fine. I hope this game bombs hard sadly it won't because preteens and dude bros will make this game sell millions of copies

I think you mean Italian

what's the difference :^)

If the division screencaps are anything to go by, the white male model is the jack-of-all-trades class, so it'd make sense for most people to be using him. It's still pretty funny.

Fuck you

Arabs are Jews, Italians are not Jews.

Most reviews are complaining about the performance issues. Are they still pulling a Bethesda and running this on a 20 year old game engine?

Yes. Activision is run by Jews after all

The game determines texture resolution based off your graphics card's vram, which in theory doesn't sound bad, until you realize you can't turn it off so the in game options to modify texture settings might as well not even be there because they don't do jack shit. So if you're running this game on

Historically accurate red dot sight alongside the historically accurate 1933 - 1945 German flag.

Looks great, can't wait to play it on my Xbox®OneX

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Bravo Activision

quality

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It infuriates me to no end, I miss when this hobby and the people who worked on it weren'tcomplete garbage

I think its time to raid their steam forums.

The steam reviews are crashing on their own without our help. I can't wait until even normalfags refuse to buy this shit.

That's a perry the platypus hat.

This is probably the least of this game's problems but fuck does it annoy me for some reason. It looks too clean. Even WaW's minimap looks fittingly rusty compared to the modern and futuristic games despite ditching the old 1940s compass.

I've played 27 minutes of this beta. I think that's enough for now. Hearing a woman's voice bitch at me in multiplayer WWII, on top of the other historical inaccuracies, is a bit much. I'm surprised at how well it runs on my older PC though

It's just multiplayer user

They'll fuck you right back.

OY VEY THAT'S DIFFERENT GOY

I wish the cod community would play as a black female nazi just to show Sledgehammer that it was a dumb idea.

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Dead on arrival? Dead on arrival.

There's a french division and it's blacked.

The best part is that WaW at least kept it at a believable level for attachments like not having fucking reflex sights.

For some reason I always thought they had a really long fuse time around 10-14 seconds
fix your webm, it shits the bed between 0:02 and 0:07

out

so nobody is going to stream it for us in all it's nigging glory?

Well there were black French soldiers in WW2.

Haha Holy shit this is amazing

I'm not fucking defending it that's the excuse I hear from fanboys all the time. I have never heard that excuse until black ghetto nazis were revealed to be in the multiplayer.

There were black nazis too. Where are the black SS officers? Don't want to be historically anachronistic now, do we?

There were some knock off Chinese models that had a 5 second fuse time, but ones produced by Germany were 4 and a half seconds.

Counting the time when he pulls off the cap it exploded at about 5 seconds, so you could say depending on how you count it that it was 4 and a half. Even though it shouldn't had exploded at all because he never pulled the damn fuse.

Don't even try to backpedal out of this one.

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Kind of hard to backpedal when you're not on a bike to begin with.

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Someone post the edit please

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Call of Duty lets you cook grenades. The grenade is primed at 0:03 and explodes and 0:07. That's 4 seconds.

Is it just me or is the "armored" classes machine gun have the magazine on it's side.

Hey user, you wanna hear how grenades work in Kangzfield 1?
they explode 1.75 seconds after they hit the ground

Isn't that how human frag grenades work in Halo?

understandable, they don't want numales and hair-dyed casuals to fear a mockery of war that is too realistic

If I had to hazard an overgenerous guess, 'armored' was the best self-contained shorthand they could find for heavily armed mechanized infantry with LMGs/GPMGs ala Panzergrenadier formations that would communicate the fact to their retarded audience, because 'armored' will make them think of big guns on vehicles and therefore infantry somehow, but 'mechanized' would make them scratch their heads. Alternatively and more likely they drew straws or picked the name willy nilly.

Why not just call them Heavy Weapons though?

Say what you will about Cawadoody, I really like the idea of spicing the campaign up by choosing different class roles instead of artificial difficulty, and by the way the classes are designed contribute to the difficulty. That kind of solves the bullet sponge/grenade spam problem of single player that has been a thing forever.

But those are for the multiplayer.

Because that presumably wouldn't be thematic enough for their 'real life division' class name schema, and using something inbetween the two like 'Support' would be far too generic.

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Holy shit. I imagined what I thought was a good idea in my head and applied it with no further information, and now the reality is horrifying. What kind of game tells you which class is for intermediate or experiences players in fucking multiplayer? If you git gud, you can use any weapon type effectively. If you suck, even the "beginner" class is going to be a letdown. Where do these cretins get off???

The worst part is, the Expeditionary, the "hardest" class to use is by far the easiest one, because the default shotgun they get oneshots people at decent range, and has incendiary shells which burn down people after one shot at even longer ranges.

Fucking A. I was going to download the game ony pre conception forgive me Holla Forums, I saw a glimmer of hope for a second. Guess I won't now. Guess they "innovation" is just WE WUZ. fuck this franchise.

There is no such thing as an American jew. Jews are a nation of their own.

Why waste your time on a shitty beta? The game's been leaked for quite a while.

Holy shit. The game has a default FOV of 65 degrees and I'm pretty sure aim assist. The performance also decreases as time goes on to the point where I was getting less than 10FPS on all low settings. Game is fucking shit.

That's not the point though… why would a German officer give a fuck about whether or not an Allied POW was Jewish? I don't recall ever hearing about allied Jewish POWs being segregated and sent to concentration camps. Maybe some of the Russian Jews, since I don't know if Russia had anything to do with the Geneva Convention at the time - but Germany certainly did abide by it.

Any raid planned for the community hub?


That sentence alone is retarded.
He should ask, which one of you is jewish or anything besides that.

Stopped playing after only one round, left a negative review, and wiped this piece of shit from my computer.

No, he should've said

wad name?

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WE

The lewis' shroud wasn't water-cooled. It was meant to draw air through it and it's cooling fins. The pecheneg's cooling/barrel are similar.

I wanted to join and shitpost with people, but people were tryharding too hard to notice anything.

Oy vey, you don't think that Nazis machine gunned POWs and made candles and soap from Jewish-American soldiers right there on the battlefield? How Anti-Semitic. The Nazis shoved 25 centimeters of wood up my grandfathers ass on Omaha beach and I've inherited the splinters, you fucking goy.

jej

Delete this thread

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They had changeable fuses. You could have them set for instant detonation for traps and shit.

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kys, faggot.

90% sure that (((they))) would blame the VA (((strike)) for not attempting any quality whatsoever.

Germans treated American, British, and French POWs quite well. There are stories of German commanders having a lot of respect for American POWs that they would give them some of their Scho-Ka-Kola to the point where the German troops didn't get to have any and would get upset at the American POWs.

The only POWs the Germans didn't treat well we're the Soviets because the Soviets didn't sign the Geneva convention, and because the Soviets would execute German POWs, send them to Gulags, and the Soviets would rape and kill Polish, Ukrainian(U+200B was here), and German women. The Eastern front was a blood bath. Hell, once it became obvious to the Germans they were going to lose, they decided they would let the Allies take the West as quickly as they could and just try to keep the Soviets from entering Germany so that the Soviets couldn't occupy Germany. Some German commanders even pleaded with the Allies on the West saying that they would surrender to them only if they helped them in pushing back the Soviets.

Then who's this ?

He was clearly not defending it you dolt.

LET IT BURN

military shooters, not even once

/k/ommando here:

I vaguely remembera report or document somewhere where there was an explanation of their "combat tactics" was that the Africans believed in the notion that if they fired blindly or from the hip and the bullet hit an opposing combatant it was predestined to be, as in it was essentially meant to happen and the bullet was meant for that person.

I've been trying to find the reference material for that report ever since and can't seem to find it anymore.

That's a man you twat.

THE SECOND ONE IS A FUCKING CHINK YOU BLIND TWAT

I don't really want to continue if there's no way to view my stats and k/d tbh

Overall the game is trash and the spawns are (while not comparable) as shit as MW3. You can't hold a crater and a portion of the map you will just get greased from behind. Lame as shit.

1 male nig
1 female nig
1 female Asian(?)
2 male

Also there doesn't seem to be an mp40

For what conceivable purpose?

the mp40 is the ultimate sign of evil nazis and we can't have it in our game because it might upset people.

Fuckin A, cod 3 was the best what a fucking shame it didn't get a PC release. I'd love to play it, but I highly doubt anyones playing it. I want to play it bad enough I'd fucking get a lan party going on, I think you actually can run it on LAN.

There is a special place in hell for those who defile and sully the memory of those who fought and died and in WW2.

I hope this steaming pile of garbage flunk and crash anyone involved with it with no survivors.

Halo was atleast a Sci-Fi situation so you could understand why some things worked like that.

Sigh…

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This is similar for mudslimes. If something finds its target it was gods will.

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Dude was so senile that he was literally switching between languages during that interview. I don't know how anybody takes that shit seriously

What languages?

They also
I think even gorillas would do a better job of waging war.

THOSE FUCKERS! I WAS GOING TO TRY THE OPEN BETA SHIT THAT STEAM HAS JUST FOR THE GUN PORN BUT THIS GAME CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO THAT RIGHT! LOOK AT THE K98! LOOK AT THE STIELHANDGRANATE! LOOK AT THE FUCKING MP40! NO, WAIT, DON'T LOOK AT IT BECAUSE IT ISNT FUCKING THERE! THE BEST AND MOST SATISFYING GUN TO SHOOT IN WWII AND IT ISNT FUCKING THERE

Okay what the fuck. There's 5 classes (divisions) and then 5 ranks, the 5th unlocks a classified weapon. In my case it would be the BAR.

BUT IT DOESN"T FUCKEN GO BEYOND RANK 4.
WHAT
THE
FUCK

Wow what the fuck, i mean i get it, it's a """"""beta"""""" but seriously?

How do you kno this? Don't fucking tell me you actually play the abomination

k uninstalling.

it's been 7 or 8 years since I've seen it but I seem to recall he was switching between Dutch and German

Why just WWII, though? I mean… if you play pretty much any military shooter who's primary purpose is to entertain - you're basically shitting on the memory of the people who fought and died in those campaigns. You turn the tragedies of their lives into toys for shitheadded kids and Mt. Dewdbros to run around autistically screeching insults and teabagging each other.

Personally, I won't play Vietnam war games, because a number of my family members served in Vietnam - and after all of the stories they told (or, more to the point - they stories they couldn't/wouldn't tell) it just feels to me like trivializing and merchandising a period of their lives that left them broken for years afterwards. That I've seen them crumble into tears recalling. I don't have any problems playing shooters set in other wars, but I'm always very acutely aware that the disconnect between the event and the depiction of the event is so wide, they almost really have nothing to do with each other. Especially in today's progressive media machine.

I expect a certain level of authenticity, out of respect, but then - it also fucking bugs me when these kinds of games present themselves as some kind of tribute to the soldiers who served during these conflicts - meanwhile filling them with progressive political horse-shit and filling them to the brim with microtransactions.

Fuck you Activision… Fuck you Dice… your bullshit is transparent. If you want to honor the troops - then tell the goddamned truth about the periods you're depicting - warts and all, and politics aside - and then maybe donate a chunk of the proceeds to the VA or some charity that goes around cleaning and dressing the headstones of servicemen - and don't make a marketing gimmick out of it. Don't show us a fucking commercial shilling a game and trying to piss on us by telling spinning it as somehow honoring the veterans. Or just save yourself the trouble and just make a fucking game and don't give a shit about the troops… because you already don't. Honor them by dropping the pretense of reverence and just admitting what it is.

Contact fuzes are a thing now. Sometimes they go off randomly.

Kangzfield 1 is even worse in regards to that. They start off the campaign with the whole "We were the lost generation, this is our story" spiel, then the first and last thing you see in the story is the boxart nigger, who would've probably been building outhouses in the actual war, while my ancestors died and bled for their countries.
At least both of the factions my ancestors fought for are completely white in that game

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akshually
it's Italy and Austro-Hungaria

Not just WW2. Any games based on real wars. I know it is to entertain, but holy crackers at least show some respect and reverence as decent human beings will they. The first CoDs gave the brave their due, then 2010 hits and everything went absolute rubbish.

We should call them both out on this shit, both Battlekangz 1 and this. Make a campaign out of it or something. Because if we let this shit stand, they will keep doing this shit and by 22th century the whole entirety of history textbook will be a fiction of KANGZ N SHIET.

oy vey

Well a lot of people still believe that the nazi concentration camp had a crematorium powered by secret technology which had the capabilities to burn 2 body's at once and it would produce different flame/smoke depending on the nationality the body was burnt. Also the Holocaust is protected by law, so the persons are practically forced to "believe" the official narrative else they will get punishment.

Isn't one of the common stories that the Germans knew how to best stack fat jews on the bottom so they would fuel the fire or some equally retarded shit?

They also apparently made them into lampshades.

Yeah they always make up more bullshit so that they can guilt-trip those people, there are other "amazing" stories like a masturbation machine, body pieces that are jumping around while being inside a container, a brain-bashing pedal machine and what have you. The purpose of this "Holocaust" history is not to tell people about history at all but in order to make sure people like the Germans especially are feeling shame about their past, preferably forever. So they use whatever means in order to accomplish their goal even if its straight out a lie.

Human bodies do not burn by themselves, they require a fuckton of time and energy to actually keep going.

The rollercoaster is my favorite myth, however.

Its funny because if you think about it from a philosophical standpoint, you realise that we, the player, are supposed to be jews or rather the good goy who protects the jews.
You quickly realise how many jews or good goys were working on this game.

Still calling dibs on sad gaschambed scene where you lead a girl into the chamber and then press "F" to release gas.
Or you just take the point of view of someone who gets gassed.

I'll hold you to that guess- it'll be like a Schindler's list scene with a girl in a red dress kinda bullshit.

RGA2.

This.
In German you can't really use it that way because you are asking "who" in singular but then referring to a plural noun. The sentence would be far more logical if they were to replace "wer" with "wo" so that he would ask WHERE the Jews are.

Didn't Black Ops have a gaschamber scene as well?

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Could be an injun faggot.

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I think every black ops game had a gas chamber scene.

This is getting ridiculous. I know that the Holocaust is a myth but that fucking rollercoaster is a pure absurd. Do ordinary Jews really belief in that fairy tails or do they just fuck around with the goyim?

Kikes are always willing to sell themselves out if it gives them an advantageous position over their goyim herd. The fact that they can so brazenly and boldly lie and have the majority of us eat their rat shit up is testament to the amount of political capital they control.

fuck that.

WEW LAD

They were trying to grab your shekels

I feel like playing World at War instead.

AND BARS OF SOAP!
Never5get

Wrong. Jews are all parasites.

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They work for the usurer, the kippahtta man

Oh, thank you, user. I laughed like an old man.

All Amerikikes are Jews

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Holy shit, that song.
Does that 'artist' get disability for sounding like a complete retard?

Legitimately the first time I hear about this and it's fucking hilarious

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Black Ops 2 was alright. Was like a more colorful CoD4. Was pretty good. Loved the point buy system for building classes.

Every time

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No, you dipshit, German doesn't work that way. If he wanted to ask who these Jews were he would've said "Wer sind diese Juden?". "Wer sind die Juden" is literally asking who/what Jews are.

'Wer sind diese Juden' translates into 'Who are these jews'.
It would have made more sense if he asked 'Gibt es Juden unter euch?' which translates into 'Are there Jews amongst you'

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Exactly, he could've also said "Seit ihr Juden?" which means "Are you Jews?" But it's not like I expected Activision to actually get German right.

Jaja deutsche Sprache schwere Sprache.

guaranteed to rustle jimmies

kill yourself nigger.

The game takes a much different tone than previous installments. It's just full of dread, like they want you to feel bad playing the game.

Oh yeah nigger, I feel it. I felt like killing myself every second. Not because the developers tried, quite the opposite.

Do you have anything to add to the thread which is
1. factual
2. not autistic and proving that you came straight from tumblr?

There are no American jews. Blow your brains out.

dude

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumu_(Turgenev)

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Your brown skin reeks from here.

Next time you want to show that you're mocking the "excuse", either put in quotation marks or greentext it, that's how we've done it for over a decade

Wow, looks great! I'm placing my pre-order right now. How about you? Follow this link if you agree. gamestop.com/ps4/games/call-of-duty-wwii/147908

Meh

But Holla Forums isn't even that old

So you pay extra to NOT have the game on the disk?

could be worse you could be paying $300 for crappy plastic merchandise and not have the game included.

Those bits and bytes cost money. It's only fair.

lol, fuck off shill

People that play this should feel bad. They should feel so bad that they OD on cum and die.

Don't even bother giving it a download, you still push it up hot and trending lists. Ignore it and let it die. The only way publishers will listen is if no one even bothers to play their game in the first place.

Yea, but how are groups like DARPA suppose to push their social engineering projects onto the youth in order to get them to accept diversity and equality if we don't all buy these alternative history games and all pretend like they're the de facto truth and then label anyone who calls this bullshit out a neo-nazi racist bigot so that they are instantly marginalized.

Come on friend-o, get with the program, don't you wanna be hip and cool and modern? All it's gonna cost you is your own history and heritage. Let's just let the kikes have this one, OK?

Even though your post is a joke it still pisses me off. As someone who has a family line of serving in the military, and relatives that risked their life serving this country only to have history rewritten because it's not "progressive" enough makes my blood boil.

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He's not joking. Leftists are trying to engineer Western society to fit their demented vision of the world, and once we are replaced with subhuman mongrels the Jews can rule unopposed.

Now imagine how Germans get to feel living through 50 years of their grandparents getting painted as mustache twirling villains that get slaughtered in the most brutal ways imaginable while being mocked and ridiculed. At least with CoD they give some pretense of respect toward the troops.

The MP40 was at the E3 demo, and it was fitted with a suppressor.

This needs to play out like habbo hotel.

We should come in as Nazi Black Woman Holocausters and flood the map with Auschwitz Pool is closed.

Also, we quit any game where we can't play as Axis.

Shill confirmed.

It's time to stop. The less attention this receives the better.

Pool's Closed, please go straight to the shower.

I would be a great Jew Hunter, I could identify one just by their appearance.

Guerilla Mindthet

you forgot to sage

Is that the game? Holy shit it looks like boring garbage

Shame no one fucking gets this

So what's the excuse the beta males for being absolutely uncreative this time? Were afraid someone might cringe at them?
Oh no, cringing, oohhh nooooooo.

That's like buying a Bethesda game and expecting the full game, all you guys are fucking stupid if you think Activision of all publishers would let CoD cater to you. How far did your mothers had to drop you as a child to even have an ounce of fucking hope that maybe this CoD will be different from all the other titles.

You guys are seriously fucking retarded or just underage faggots that just stumbled into Holla Forums and just need to get mad at useless shit that has no effect on you. I don't know what fuck made you idiots expect that a CoD title will be different this time around.

Guess the devs couldn't even be assed to put a basic anti-cheat in, or even a basic in-game report function, and there's already full aimbots/ESP hacks out

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