Favorite vidya robots?

Mine would be Yes Man.
There's something about his undertone of sarcastic sass that makes him so memorable.

Inb4 porn of curly brace, custom robos, or haydee

B.O.B motherfucker

The only good vidya robots are sexbots

My favorite robots seem to be the ones who don't respect humanity even a little.

loli bots are even better.

Pedophilia is a mental illness you sick fuck UGH you are trash geez

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Well that didn't take long.
Speaking of sexbots, I was looking around for art of Yes Man and apparently a lot of people have a crush on him.
I'm not kidding. I kept finding drawings like pic related. I don't know what people find alluring about him. he's a funny character but that's it.


B.O.B isn't a good game. It looks like a good game, it controls like a good game, it sounds like a good game, but the gameplay just isn't there.


I like HK purely for how psychotic he is.

UGH Stop replying to me you are trash

Nice android faggot

I just like B.O.B's design, the game itself is forgettable.

This dude here.

Muh dicc

Ahem, it's 'gynoid', you FUCKING WHITE MALE. I am literally triggered right fucking now. UGH.

Say what you will about the other Sonic Characters but the Robots have always been great.

The robots are awesome, shame a lot of the other characters have become donut steel tier.

Don't forget the hard boiled heavies

He's happy down there, I see.

Shitty game, but I liked the Yen Lo Wang.

Phantasy Star has some great looking robots, especially the ones drawn by Toyo Ozaki. Phantasy Star III is an underappreciated gem.

Fun fact, the voice actor who played Yes Man also played Chris in Dan Vs.

Patty Wagon

I like Victor better because he's secretly one of House's personalities. Victor, His Robert House public persona, and even his sexbot Jane are all one and the same, just different characters he performs that are different from the creature in the hypobaric chamber, his real identity.

His design is great. His animations in particular are very expressive. I'm reminded of Dynamite Headdy, but I don't think he can be considered a robot.

Went to hell and back with you while not wearing panties

He's also a stand-up comedian.

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furfag tier, neck yourself

Probably HK-47, from Kotor 2. The sarcasm that he can't hide due to his requirement to set the tone of his statements is endearing. And he's pretty badass, hunting Jedi alone, like a robo-shinobi.
He's pretty cool too. I've always liked him. My favorite part has to be when he subtly mocks you when you complain about the possibility of their being a huge robot at fort independence. It's too bad he didn't play that prevalent of a role in New Vegas. It'd have been cool if there was a small post game where you're in control of the strip and he's the guy you go to to set securitron presence, patrols, enforcement, spies, and other shit

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THICC

Where's the clang?

Ya got a problem with Patty Wagon faggot?

it's on /clang/

You're not actually going to fuck metal, do you? If sexbot will be made, it will obviously have silicone inserts or something for genitals.
I wonder why they are focusing so much on producing realistic dolls straight outta uncanny valley instead of making robotic-looking qts

I don't particularly want to fug metal. I'd rather hug it.

I feel like the Japanese are going to have a huge headstart in that market if they designed their sexbots after anime waifu designs like Senran Kagura. That would instantly eliminate the uncanny valley factor.

good taste

Nah, 3D anime opens new can of worms as far as uncanny valley goes.

I was thinking more along the lines of a hologram giving the image of a 2D waifu covering a blank mannequin.

I have no idea how that is supposed to work. We don't really have holograms technology right now. The only way for it to work is augmented reality.

We do have holograms idiot, we've had them since the 90s.

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Roboy from JSRF. He's a bit of a jerk, but I'm cool with it.

Katana from OMF:2097

There's no point in fucking a robot otherwise.
Imagine if a robot wanted to fuck you, but then was like "nah, I should cut off the dick and replace it with a piston first."

Yeah, we have technology that allows us to project hologram anywhere we like, over an object? What you are thinking of is either those pictures from novelty rulers that change depending on angle or Hatsune Miku "live" performances that are just basically a glorified Pepper's ghost.

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You are retarded

Android is a gender-neutral term you bigoted shitlord

Metal has a high heat conductivity.
Most of the time it'll be very uncomfortable to hug metal, it will either be too cold or far too hot.

His design is great.
I find it funny how the game's plot is that he crashed his dad's car.

I always chose this guy when I was playing Alien Storm.

Sakit I think he's a robot.

Yesman was probably the best one I've run in to, but that's mostly due to a rather sad lacking of decent robots around.

It's literally not. People use it as if it were, sure, but that's wrong.

Wikipedia says:

So either I'm right or extremely retarded, and autism is taken out of the question because the answer to that is pretty obvious by how long i'm arguing about this. I suggest we end the argument at this and post more robots.

And thus the term Androgynoid was born

That sounds like it means something very different

I dunno about /clang/ but I sure do like fuggin in powered exoskeletol suits

A top tier fetish on the same level as clang.

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thats not as similar as you think. you cant really fuck a hole unless its squishy

Is that a challenge?

His hat looks dumb.

how do i find more

My absolute nigga.
I was hoping they had an artbook or more drawings around for the game, but nothing.

Flowey isnt a robot

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I fucking hated yes man and killed his faggot ass every chance I got.

FUCK, I remember this.
The final climb up the tower was bullshit. How do you even do that? I never beat the tower.

so is mistaking drawings with pictures of real children.

You aren't killing him, though. You're destroying a Securitron.

And when all the securitrons are dead so is yes man.

Get out. Just get out.

His personality is still backed up to the mainframe.

retcons are a mistake for shitty writing.

What's this from?

My nigga

But that's how you know he's one of the fellow kids. Would you trust a kid without a hat?

nanomachines

underrated post

there's something endearing about claptrap that i find so irresistible

I thought I was the only one that liked Claptrap.

it's a shame he was in such a shitty game

Looks like Justice from Guilty Gear

I also like Bass. Mega Man is too much of a goody-two-shoes to be likable.

I wish his voice wasn't so annoying, he was one of the few characters I liked in BL.

W-what is this?

Durandal, without a doubt.

It's /clang/. Keep digging and you'll find more stuff of interest, like pregnant robots and handjob machines.

That's the male clang thread, unless you like robodick I'd ignore it.

How did Bungie go from making that to the garbage they made later in their career?

2B of course.

2B?
More like 2 butts haha

I am dissappointed.

Incoming "SHODAN is better" anons.

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So if I fap to this picture does that mean I'm not gay?

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I don't get it

Do AIs count?

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Underage go and stay go

You win the thread.

certainly one of my favorites

I think he's more a marionette

Oh, nevermind, I just looked it up on KYM

That's the opposite of what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to shut the fuck up and either lurk or leave, you trashnigger.

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Best girl in the series.

I'll officially go with HK47, but I enjoyed liberty prime as well.

Statement: I see that you are a being of culture as well, despite being a meatbag.

Liberty Prime is the only memorable character from FO3.

Haven't played in three years or so. Republic of Dave, kid in the preservation chamber (Billy?), Doc who modified fire ants, THREE DOOOOOOG, AntAgonizer and The Mechanist, what's her tits who loves Nuka Cola, Lyons and her pride are gay but whatever, John Henry Eden, Arkansas, that's off the top of my head.

Did you even play the game, you nigger?

Claptrap is easily my favourite robot not only in videogames, but in all robot media.

Why? It wasn't ever funny. Wub wub? Really? That's funny to maybe an 11 year old.

Now if only BB wasn't such a shit game.

I've played the game and forgot about all those characters.
I didn't say he's the only good character, just the only memorable one.

Because not all of us are dead inside, user.

There was no point to that side quest. It was nothing.
It really shows that he's such a memorable character you couldn't remember his name.
Again, you can't remember his name only the wacky thing he did. That's not what a memorable character is.
Considering he was forced on you in the story, and considering the only reason why people remember him is because he screams his name every other song, you were memed on.
Another nothing quest.
Again, can't remember her name only the thing she is fixated on
Again, forced on you in story with as much character as a piece of wood
The eyebots floating around sending his propaganda made you remember his name. His character is a cardboard.
What character did he even have? I had to look that shit up and even then there's no character there. "A revenge driven sniper" wow. Such a good character that you can enslave then set free to which he does nothing.

Borderland 3 The Movie:


MINION!
BULLYMONGS BE DAMNED, I WILL DEFEAT HOLOGRAM JACK! AAA HA HA!

FOLLOW ME MINION! I WILL CRUSH HOLOGRAM JACK'S FACE LIKE A PILE OF SKAG SPHINCTERS! BASE! WUB WUB! BOOTS N PANTS N BOOTS N PANTS! WUB WUB WUB!


STAIRS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And that's how the Vegas Shootings actually happened. Pic related was the note found in the hotel room.

Memorable=/=Good and who cares if they're fired on you. Like I said, it's been a long time since I've played. I should remember Nuka chick from her appearance in 4. Also, member McCready? I member.

He was alright in the first game, but by BL2 he turned into a robot Jar-Jar Binks.


Are you okay, user?
Your shitposting is reaching critical levels.

I wish Metal Arms would get one of those out-of-nowhere PC releases…

Checked. I will take any opportunity I can to shitpost where appropriate while discussing vidya.

Todd, is that you? Are you getting angry I forgot about all of your characters?
Do you want me to pre-order 6,000,000 copies of Fallout 5™: Goy of the Year Edition to make it up to you?


Part of the reason those releases happen are fans quietly writing to the publisher and/or the developer asking if they would port said game to PC.
If they see there's enough interest they'll consider it.

What? No, go- user… I'm not Todd.

Hail to the kings

They're not robots but they still fit the thread.

Bump

do not sexualize glados

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All of you have horrible and shit taste if you don't know love this adorable mother fucker.

They mistake his sarcasm for genuine cheeriness.

Who is that dumb? I guess he is a bit of a confusing character, but still. Dumb.

Tumblr.

why can't we wanna fuck both Yes Man and Muggy?

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What the fuck did he mean by all that "comped" stuff?

In the interview he talks about his brother getting 1000 dollar sushi dinners COMPED. I was mostly just bumping to keep the thread a live.

Pics extremely related and if anyone nitpicks and says mecha aren't robots, I will rape you

OP was probably asking for robots like HK-47 but mechs are cool regardless.

the only acceptable frenchie


man i'd love to replay that too, see how it held up

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Same way it happened to Obsidian, Arkane, etc; all the actual talent getting driven out, I imagine.

It's so sad how quickly Obsidian turned to shit after the main writer left.

you have the right idea

muggy is not for the sexual

It means you haven't fucked any real guys and it says nothing about your attraction to men in the physical realm
There is such a thing as people only being fags/pedos in 2D.

I wish avellone was allowed to make a prequel and not be stuck with his autistic

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Tunnelers in Lonesome Road

Don't you think they'd be making, you know, tunnels?

I want to let you know that you are a man of superior taste

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I played Metal Arms on dolphin recently and it holds up really well. It kicked my teeth in, but it's such a damn good game.

I'll have to completely disagree with you. BB is a good game but still not near as good as ggxxac+r with shit character designs that are only barely passable in the sense of being semi-ironic. At least they're well-animated.

Is there porn of Muggy?

One day they'll know. Think of fleshy robots as an entry point for harder stuff.

Did he ever fucking finish that or make a sequel? Talk about maximum blueballs

Also, was this thread literally just an excuse to post robot porn? Come on guys.

DEPENDS
IF THE ROBOT HAS AN ELECTRONIC BASED SERVO SYSTEM, THE ROBOT WILL BE ROOM TEMPERATURE

Stop yelling, fucking hell. You'll wake the neighbors.

you fucking casual, get out!

Half the kids in hats in my area sell weed, so I'd sooner trust a kid without one.

I like how out-of-place that little bee is on the cover.

I prefer Mu 12