-Yuffie has stolen your materia!-

Now this thread's going somewhere

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Hey, it's one of them there fidget dickers

Good shit

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My final fantasy would be to              if you know what i mean.

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is this meatspin

Please, for the love of god anons, how does it end!?

Yet, I was not surprised at how the outcome of the thread would lead to.

A modern equivalent would probably be fidget spinner.

You can't spin a giant metal shuriken on your erect penis, the drag would peel off your skin and cut your penis. This technique would require superhuman dick resistance.

Or a lot of foreskin.

Well my daddy taught me to spin a giant metal shuriken on my penis by uses someone else's mouth to keep it stable.

Or some kind of lubricant. Dummy.

According to American law, you actually can. Thanks feminists.

Will you show me?

This went a good direction.

People talk about Tifa, but I rather fuck Yufie.

I'd be right happy to.

My Final Fantasy is to put my materia between Yuffie's shurikens if you know what i mean.

Yuffie is so lewd with that sexy revealing midriff and cheeky smile and short shorts good lord. Truly the best FF7 girl

It's sad that I don't really expect those kinds of fun events from an RPG anymore.

It was funny how when Yuffie gave your materia back it was in a random order.

What the hell is that thing coming out of her crotch? Is she actually a trap?

Rance.jpeg

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How can you think such horrible things about such a young girl

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I would rape Yuffie. Teach that thieving whore what happens when you get caught.

My Final Fantasy is to stick my tits into Yufies dicks if you know what I mean.

Perhaps she is the best FF girl of all time

Great stuff anons.

You will never run your tongue from her pubic mound to her nonexistent cleavage.

I want to pump Yuffie full of my materia until she can summon a baby

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That is not Quistis, user

I can't believe so many of you idiots thought this was so fucking funny. Jesus Christ guys, it's just a fucking word replacement and it looks pretty intentional.

It being intentional sure does explain his immediate correction.

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why even live

It was funny, but the reaction does seem overblown for how funny it was. It deserved five to fifteen replies, tops.

hurr durr u hate fun lol

Got more Lewdfie?

i need more good yuffie pictures. this is the only one i've found worth saving.

To be fair, it did say she is PERHAPS the best FF girl, not that she definitely is. Rikku is the best if you want your waifu to be smart. Yuffie is still a great choice though.

LIMIT BREAK2

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Yuffie - The Chinese girl who steals stuff but is too cute to hate.

Not an anime trope at all.

Hot enough to fuck. Especially if you're a 100 year old gun vampire.

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So, how do I get the non-ant sized version?

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What a bestial request, aren't you ashamed of yourself?

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hurr durr u hate fun lol

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any of you faggots got that a comic were cloud is dreaming, and he sees tifa naked holding materia infront of her boobs and ask him what he thinks about them?
that shit was in a burger vidya magazine a long time ago, with other lewd comics/pics of ff7 and i cant find it.

lord have mercy

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more lewds faggots

more lewds faggots

Whatever, that was worth posting twice.

LETS FUCK YUFFIE IN EVERY HOLE, IN EVERY POINT OF TIME AND SPACE!

LETS FUCK YUFFIE IN EVERY HOLE OF HERS, IN EVERY POINT OF TIME AND SPACE!

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OH SHIT

LIMIT BREAK!

IT MENACES WITH SPIKES

youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

feelsgoodman

I'M CRYING AND MY SIDES HURT GOD DAMN IT

NOW YUFFIE'S THE FIDGET SPINNER!!!

Only reason I'm excited for FFVII remake is for delicious HD Yuffie.

This is cringe.

Plebeian taste.

I assure yoiu - Cloudeka has a special place in my heart and pants.

WHY DIDN'T SHE KEEP HER GLASSES?

Would you want to clean cum off your glasses everytime?

SECONDING

I just did some google fu and I ended up having a good wank. Quit being lazy faggots.

Fuck.

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This has ceased to be funny.

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She might get to keep them when the inevitable Final Fantasy VIII REMAKE™ comes.

Yuffie a shit.
SHIT!

Did Yuffie transform into a Potatohead?

ya

actually no she's completely normal here's proof comparison of her standing next to cloud completely normal

I got Yuffie for the gold saucer date. Aeris had a tragic backstory I didn't want to be involved with, and Tifa looks like a whore. So I got myself a ninja.

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If your shaft 100% stayed attached to the blade boomerang, how fast would it need to spin to turn you into a helicopter?

My mistake. Yuffie just needs some healing, that last battle cost her an arm and a leg.
Cloud just needs to equip this cure materia on his sword to do just that.

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Sure you can. You just keep escalating the violence until it crosses her line. Everyone has a line.

dare I ask what follows?

you can travel now

she poos them out

haha

Hows about you show us instead of telling us

Source pl0x

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