Cringetendo World Championshits: 2017 Edition

Oh no, on fuck no. They're catering to manchildren, trannies and goons. I know I shouldn't be surprised but my stomach is in a fucking knot. How low have they sunk that they'd have this gruntilda looking fuck here itself? They're going knuckle deep into e-sports so it shouldn't be a surprise but it still feels awful.
hooktube.com/watch?v=Hzhoho-35-o&itct

Why did you put the same thing 3 times in a row

To emphasize the cancer.

how so?

I wonder by who twitch livestreams and speedrunning are mainly comprised out of.
🤔 such a wonder.

So everyone who plays those nintendos?

Weren't the original World Championships aimed at kids?

Say it with me, Holla Forums
J O H N F U C K I N G N U M B E R S

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

Someone post the video of JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS raping Cosmo.

JOHN
F U C K I N G
NUMBERS

the virgin speedrunner vs. the chad superplayer

John looks like a friend of mine

I hope John Numbers doesn't win again, that will be a disappointment, surprised that cosmo doesn't appear to be in the comp again this year, would have been funny to watch them lose a second time around.

Is there going to be Mario Kart?

Fucking terrible

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Too many manchildren

I'll go with 360Chrism
What are the numbers?
Oh, completion times?

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

I think qualifying times for Mario Kart 7

The women are all invites, ones a wrastler, ones a speedrunner, and one is a streamer, yeah, because that's of value.

I'd probably jump behind Ito.

How long until journos start chimping out over this? At least Nintendo recognizes that men are superior.

Nintendo doesn't recognize it, the reality of competition recognizes it.

Gooperman is that one smug ass son of a bitch who knows how good he is and isn't afraid to rub it in your faggot face. He's got a shot at this, but expect tears if he doesn't make it.

Is Wyatt A. /ourspeedrunner/?

oh yeah john numbers real name is JOHN ((((GOLDBERG)))

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

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Cosmo looks like an eldritch abomination. I doubt Nintendo would let him be seen.

What other games could they have these people play?

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

I'm dying here

Is Cosmo undoing his transmission transformation or something? He looks like an ugly guy again.

nope

Cosmo needs to stop, there's only one final step in his transformation.

Meh, I’d ejaculate all over his face and force him to collect my cum and swallow it all, if you know what I mean.

Has he cut his dick off yet?

Apparently they went crazier and shaved off all of their hair in a live stream, hence the wig, still going to miss seeing them at the NWC 2017.

You mean Nintendo's core audience? Color me surprised.

John fucking Numbers better make one of these e-celebs a tranny again

pls let happen to make another WIZARDS move

Who's next to be rekt so hard they'd get a sex change to run away from their loser self?

J O H N F U C K I N G N U M B E R S

Yes fucking please.

I still love the fact a complete fucking nobody won it last time, even if he was a Jew.
All the e-celebs and "pro gamers" got blown the fuck out.

They banned him so he doesn't frighten the children.

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

Well e-celebs can't game
DSP is living proof of that
Here's to hoping John traumatises another to chop their dick off

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

Why'd they skip last year?

Because I'm checking those John Fucking Numbers

John fucking numbers will win again and traumatize the competition, no doubt about it

this board is cucked now. Where to?

I didn't need to know that

/svidya/?

You cant escape it

Nothing wrong with Splatoon. Have you played it, faggot?

with any luck suicide.

It's a tumblrgame with LGBTQWERTYWTFBBQ thrown in and muh black lives matter squids. That would mostly be it's sequel however.

no, faggot, i haven't played you're gaylord splatoon.

Can that be considered retroactively transphobic or something?

Haven't played the second one because >switch but splatoon was fun and original, so kill yourselves, get out, etc.

JOHN
FUCKING
(((goldberg)))

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

Numbers looks like a middle aged woman in that picture.

And you're autistic for playing a child's game whilst defending it on a forum full of adult NEETs.

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JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

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Suicide?

So has cosmo's speedrunning skills diminished or is he still as "good" as before he went full crazy

He doesn't have records in anything anymore afaik.

He tries to speedrun botw

Rate my ratings:
John Numbers>Ito>SuperFX>Jeff B.>Kyle H.>Myth>Staggah>Cole G.

Wyatt A.>Sunny K.>Pico>Marco R.>8owser16>Kid Ocelot>Gooperman>Abe E.

360Chrism>Asa Butterfield>Zerk>tubooron>Yellowkillerbee>WWE Superstar Bayley>WhySoSara>PasteCat

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS