4 AM

I played through rogue warrior today. The gameplay was awful but the dialogue was worth it. Its on par with deadly premonition. I love it so much.

You asshat.

I was on some backstreet with a lot of apartments so probably someones cat they let wander a bit

What kinda kung fu you do anyway?

Like cheesy dumb dialogue or what?

There was water on the floor everywhere. Had to deep clean the fucker on my own. It was like Shawshank or some shit.

I'm good. I hung out with my friend at uni today. we had a few good conversations and I had a good time. Though honestly I'm surprised I didn't ruin the whole thing over one comment I made.

youtu.be/OVoyGUcXepc
This is the credits theme. All the words in it are words spoken in game. No lie. Its an experience.

I haven't played a game that has done that.

Morning folks
Ordered a new titty figure today

Duel links? I had a fun meteor b dragon in that in the brief time I played it

Sounds disgusting as fuck, I will never work a food job again

Spit it out

forgive me

Northern Shaolin Green Dragon Tai Praying Mantis
that is the full name of the kung fu I do because it is the combination of styles and systems. The oldest stuff I'm learning is over 2000 years old.

nice
i only have figs of mai waifu and she's flat

...

Jesus christ

Nice fig.
I'm about to get a gravekeepers deck and a horus one too.
How goes user

Whats your favorite move from it?

save more

purchase lolis in twin packs

sleep snug, smug

Oh, ok.

Are you that big a sperg that you are paranoid over yourself?

That your waifu?

WEED IS BAD

Some have

Not bad. I should see if I can recover my old account and I'll fight you
Had 15 cups of coffee at work so far and time has slowed down it's great

Sounds cool, but im gonna do brazilian jiujitsu and muay thai when i get the money and a drivers liscense

Amazing isnt it. My favorite line in game is "suck my fucking ball, my hairy big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth".

Kicks are fun as fuck to practice.
Forms are cool as shit and fun as hell to do.
There are some two man drills and techniques we do that are fucking brutal.

Favorite move though I haven't done it much is a spinning back-kick, preferably followed by or in sequence with crescent kicks. Jumping around and shit is fun.

Martial arts are the shit, my dude.

I know

good choices.
I would do brazilian jiu-jitsu if I wasn't doing kung fu. I wish I could do both so I could get more grappling/throwing skills. Kung fu is a lot of striking, some throwing, no grappling.

all 4am fags have
what's left is the avatarfag refuse that took the threads over

Is there a good fighting style dedicated to fighting large groups?

Where are the avatarfags?

Unless you signed up for a konami account you probably can't.
God that sounds awful. Hate the caffeine jitters

Shame about the gameplay.
What else is up user

I've got awful balance so that shit would kill me

>he says "no, it's because my friend's sister was a big fan of Piglet and she killed herself. He likes seeing Piglet stuff because it reminds him of her" or something like that.

Make a guess.

Im gonna start studying to retake the math placement exam so maybe i can test into math 070. im really afraid of college.

:'(

oooh buy him a copy of the tao of poof te of piglet to make up for it

That's just a mistake dude, any normal person does that.

I don't see any, not even Ritsu avatarfags.

Yeah.
Someone at work has a sick kid so I'm filling in for them. Have already covered them for 2 days and tomorrow will be the third. Was expecting to have only one day this week and use the rest of play a bit of The Modding Game while masturbating but it doesn't look like I'm getting the chance.
That said there's always the weekend.
If I've played one it wasn't memorable enough to be able to recall it.

But that's my favourite move next to shark attack blow in tekken 3.

Mine too but mine is also way out of my price range.

unironically, kung fu. I have learned techniques and skills for fighting more than one opponent.

it's a brutal workout. My balance is decent, but there are workouts you can do that really improve it. I've done plyometric box jumps in the past, and that significantly improved my balance.

No my waifu doesn't get figs, I've got a couple dakis of her though
mine on the right, only pic I have on my phone right now

its been a breddy gud day i guess

Mirror's Edge Catalyst does not exist

Weeeew. I mean how could you know that.
I wouldn't worry it

Why are you so afraid?

How goes user

I know that feeling.

You gotta wait when the mod are asleep, user.
They have already fucked the threads over to the point where it's only them left. Now they just have to post their name.
Let's wait and see if Plank shows up just to give you one example.

Nice. If there was a place that taught it i would probably learn it.

Considering this is cali, im afraid of antifa and just general lynchings for having any kind of wrong opinion.

pretty good comfy as shit thanks to this muzak i found on Holla Forums

How goes user

Plyomawhatnow

What kinda con?

Isn't kungfu just weapons training mostly?

hey cunts

Oh yeah plank…who else?

have you tried google?

it's workouts where you jump up and down on a box as fast as you can for a minute. sometimes you do it sideways, or one one leg.

it'll be like 3-4 years before I start learning weapons.

hey cunt

Hey cunt.

Pretty good. Haven't had time to practice drawing because of all the work but we're getting there.
Embed related, Ritsu~

Hopefully a smaller school won't have that problem. You aren't going to some big state school are you?

Oh shit this is max comf. Make me want to play some old jrpg

How goes cunt

I don't know if my knees could handle that. I'm old fam

Yakuza, shitsu, Spider, me

How are you doing Wojak

Ay cunt I found my wallet how are you doing

Good I found my wallet

There is one within walking distance. Huh, maybe i'll do that.

Yui came by the other day.
Smokes is an avatarfag no matter how you look at it.
Dino christcuck should still be around.
DMX hopefully killed himself

and apparently this nigger

kung fu is crazy

DMX too

Spider quit months ago

When'd you lose it and where was it and how much money was in it and what did you do without it and

DMX ain't been around in a while. Worried that nigga got hit in a drive by shiiiiiiiiiiet

New York Comic Con, it's yuge
the con has been getting kinda shit recently, but going to it with my dad and friends has become a tradition for us all at this point

No, its a community college that has a 4 year in it, but its relatively small. Its no berkeley, though im still terrified. cant carry knives on campus. Dunno what to use as a makeshift weapon&

I know, I'm just testing if he knows. Besides they aren't breaking any rules tbh famallama.

Fuck off, he was the avtarfag that should keep on being.

you don't think he's really dmx do you?

This is fucking awesome. I have to see these guys live.

weak

i'm doing pretty damn good atm hbu fam?

Give it a shot and report back, but do a lot of research. There's a lot of phony shit.

I really hope he has ended his life. You should probably follow his lead as well.

sheeit how did I forget about dat niggah

Spider came here when you were gone
Also I lost it monday, it had no money but had a card and I didn't use it but I'm going to duck out in a bit as I'll need to put in some petrol to get me to Friday

Whats shitty about it?

Carry a sturdy metal flashlight.

I'll observe for a month and ask probably you if what they teach is right. Any red flags?

Nice, time to look on ebay.

fair enough

Found my wallet and will duck out to get some petrol and food

Nah, fuck off. You always come here to bitch when everything you bitched about is gone.

I'm pretty sure he's Wojak now

But yeah, I had a good time hanging out with my friend today. Although I did learn that he gets money from the government for uni now, because of that "learning disability" he said he always had. Also he went and spent $20 leaf dollars on a Borderlands pop vinyl figure at one point.

Of course he is. Monica bought me a bentley

Me too

Grab a snack while you are out

Get something small that you can carry in your pocket. You don't need a big ass maglight

Nah wojak has been around longer than dmx

Why are you friends with him

Whats wojak?

No, wojak is the sperg from the cytube who's Terry Davis tier mental.

How about just a big rock i can put in my pocket :^)

Thought these threads fucking died. Marky?

Lack of lineage. That is, who taught the teacher, who taught them, etc. Ask about the basic history of the style.

But a good basic judgement is to see how much the head of the school, the sifu, the head teacher, spends teaching the classes or at the classes. If he's not around very often, be wary. But otherwise keep an open mind, but be alert. I'll be around if you want to exchange steam or discord so we can talk about how awesome kung fu is

make it out alive

get fit for ritsu
fitsu

just stop

If you can give a reasonable excuse as to why you had it in your pocket then sure why not
Probably get charged either way for bashing in someones head in commiefornia

Where have you been

Such is life. No matter how many titties I collect there's only two women I sleep with, Tohru and Tooru

Are you retarded?

Fuck off Huey.

are you guys talking about me
i've always been wojak

I know better than to designate my shower.
I sincerely hope Huey has offed himself as well.
He should've taken all of you lot to /4am/ where you can jerk each other off all day and night.

Heading in the opposite direction thank you

Join rizon's 4am room

I'll stick with my fist to your face style combat.

I just thought of something; What if Ritsu is just Mark in disguise?

Huey hates 4am tbh. Also, I doubt him designating is real.

-The convention center is way too small for the massive crowd it pulls (NYCC is of the largest cons in the US.) They pulled 180k attendees last year and will probably have similar numbers this year. Not to mention that an entire section of the convention center will be closed this year for renovations, so the crowds will be even worse than they already are.

- Convention programming is mostly leftovers from SDCC.

- Panels have been getting shittier over time. Almost a third of the panels are stupid SJW shit now.
Just a small selection of this year's NYCC panels.

-They stopped selling badges for the full weekend, so now it costs almost double to go every day compared to last year.

Mark was here when ritsu was in japan.

Obviously we will never know since he never posted pics.
It's just one big, dumb 4am meme blown way out of proportion.

Jesus fucking christ. I couldn't give money to that shit.
Plus

Kill the weebcucks. Kill them until they are dead.

I still have to get a few sets and learn how to use them.

lmao it's gonna get re-possessed fam

mark gettin comfy on a big ole pile of rulebux

getting somehwat fit feels good

0/8

When I was a kid I used them and bows a lot. Was a lot of fun.

Is there any fighting styles/places that teaches how to use knives and throwing knives?

Why a boomerang?
Meme responsibly user.

watch naruto

you are not a true man

work harder
it's worth it
tfw haven't worked out in months and have been able to but haven't

I would rather kill myself

That's also a good option.

I think that's his goal.

aight fam

I started going to it because there was a small anime con attached to the side of it, but it was dropped a few years ago.

Whoever posted this fief thing, thanks. In max comf mode right now

shiiiiiiiiiieeeeet imma hav to see bout dis

Ask wojak. Just buy some properly weighted ones and throw them at trees like me. You'll pick up throwing eventually.

Cause they are fun as shit.

Man enough to bang nip grils

Fucking tired lads.

What's going on?

That sounds a lot like a convention I go to up here in leafland. Luckily for now they keep all the fag and socjus shit contained to one area

Ive already practiced a bit with some of my old pockes knives i dont care about. I think i could learn fairly well.

I have no idea what's going on.

I don't think I can go to anime cons after going to Nippon. The merch at them can never live up

Same shit different day. How goes plank

Kill all NEETs

im giving up on the irc thing

Doesn't work as well without ones designed for it really

Well, we don't know who you are due to anonymity so why should we care?

i just joined it dude
no kung fu talk?

Or you could put NEETS to work and take over the world. Be creative.

Im coming back

I find smaller cons tend to have much less socjus stuff, if any at all.

There's more to do at cons than buy shit don't buy shit at cons, its almost all overpriced

m8

I'm not Huey but I designated my living room
It happens

My designating was real though

You're in #4am, yes?

This

hello again dude who shat in his living room

It is a honeypot user. To track NEETS. Don't go to discord/honeypot.

What are some top tier N64 games, 4 am? I've played:
I feel like I've played all the ones that matter, but I wanna make sure that's not the case. bonus points if the game isn't expensive as fuck nowadays because N64 emulation is trash, and I do collect old vidya from time to time.

Aren't you evicted?

I'm back from petrol

Going to Nippon costs a few grand though compared to a couple hundred for a weekend. I'd imagine the shit there is a lot cooler though.
Me and a few buddies plan to go to Japan in may next year instead of the regular con we go to though

Meh any panel at an american anime con is going to be shitty dub VAs and stuff. Who cares

Star wars battle for naboo and the other fighter games. Plus podracing though that ones on PC.

Nice! Where you going there? If you ever need advice just ask

I'm interested in "Nice Jewish Fangirls Presents: Jewing Fandom Right"

blast corps
mischief makers
some people say quest 64 was good I didn't think so but it's different for sure
pokemon snap
snowboard kids

What do you mean?

Shit. I hate studying.

Nah they said I won't be
Will still look for another place but it's not a 5 week deadline anymore

Idk man, I'm just really tired now.

Oh thank god, I think.

I never studied in school. Surprised I didn't fail anything in the couple years I went to college

Well seeing as DMX is in Jail for Tax Fraud he might of been the real DMX all along

Yeah. There's a newish convention in my town That s about gaming and YouTubers that is surprisingly good if you ignore the yt shit. All the good panels from the one we frequent migrated there since it's cheaper to host them there

We only have basic plans in the works, we have plans to check out the gunpla base, a buddy wants to check out the Godzilla museum that recently opened since he's a huge kaiju fan, spend some money at the amiami warehouse and mandarake, hit up a few tourist traps, and they are planning to go to mount Fuji but I'm going to go do some degenerate shit while they're off doing that
I was the guy asking about the soaplands yesterday

I've also got a long weekend this week so I'll get to see my Family

Same, I still got a decent score all things considered

How do we know Ritsu went to Japan?

o shiiet montana we need to git the crew togetha an bust him out shiiiiiiiet

Mandarakes are weird. Unless you really love old old old nip shit most mandarake stores will bore you. Though your godzilla fanboy will love them because they have old figs from those going back decades. Saw some worth thousands of US dollars.

Ahhh thats good then

If you wanted to bang a gook prostitute why don't you do it locally it's more legal than in Japan

I'm a sucker for a decent baseball game, so I'd toss "Major League Baseball Featuring Ken Griffey Jr" up there
What an awful title

The best panels are the smallers ones run by regular dudes. You either get some really interesting shit or an hour of some autistic furfag talking about papercraft.
the 18+ panels are very entertaining too

The small con by me outgrew our local convention center and moved to one in a casino city. I had to stop going as I couldn't afford to drop the money for a casino hotel room.

I feel sleepy, catch you guys later.

Yee, also you ever go on a roadtrip?

goddamn drumpf

I… hmm…
Im heading to bed too. Night.

My favorite show ever at a con was seeing littlekuriboh reading horrible yugioh lewd fanfiction in the voices he does on yugioh abridged. Now that was fun.

Nah. Maybe next time smokes does one

Cya next time user

Always wanted to get one of those nip baseball gaemz

Trips confirm

Night

I plan on doing a fairly big trip when I've got 3 weeks off during Christmas
If there's anywhere in Aus you want to know about and never been I might go and check

Go ride a kangaroo.
What is there to do on a road trip in the outback anyway

See a big red rock, watch the indigenous fauna sleep on the road and drink petrol when they wake up

big red rock?

cane toad exploding

Yes

I was planning to see nakano Broadway so if be killing two birds with one stone anyways.
And they might have some doujins I'm interested in

Too many cops and too many sting ops around here. Lots of Chinese prostitution though since I'm right by Toronto

I had a cool papercraft panel about making origami socks once, it was great
And I hope such a thing happens to this one. It's so convenient just bussing down to the convention

Do you climb it or something?

Nakano is pretty great. Bought a ton of figs there and thats where I got misadventures of tron bonne for 25$

Never played

Sounds good. What was your budget for nipland? I may have around $8000 to pay for the trip and spending money, but tickets are looking expensive as fuck

Insomnia. I felt kind of shit on Monday so I went to bed about four hours early, now I can't get to sleep and I have class in five hours. Wut do?

Nah. Other than that, I finally decided to do something with my life and enroll in school to become an EEG tech. Can pay out of pocket and the program has 100% job placement. Shit is easy as fuck too.

F.E.A.R.
Pity they never made another one.

I'm doing ok. I really need to get my driver's license and get a girlfriend or I'll just wait for my waifu to manifest in the inevitable meta-physical collapse of which will occur apparently soon. Also I need to figure out what the hell I'm trying to major in, I'm "undecided" in engineering at the moment. Other than those tidbits, I'm great.
I honestly can't think of anything. Maybe Amnesia: The Dark Descent? Omit the jewtubers and streamers, and it's a decent horror game, but all the endings were very shitty.

I spent around 3500~ Maybe 4k at the most. Plane tickets shouldn't cost you more than 1k. Hotel can be as cheap or as expensive if you wanna go. Think I payed 40$ a night for a cheap kinda place though next time I'm going to get something in the 100-150$ range

back when I went to uni my main strategy if I had a class in the morning and I couldn't sleep was to stay up until the class is done and go to be ASAP. Just remember to drink something with some caffiene to get by for the next few hours, or you'll feel more like shit than ever. It worked for me, if only barely.

You'll probably make it through the day on some coffee. Try and nap if you can though, even an hour does a lot.

user anon user

Can I at least try to train a 3dpd to be pure and moralistic, sort of like a mock-waifu? Surely it can't be impossible to do so?

No

What should I do tomorrow, 4 am? I got to hang out with my friend today and I got to visit every store I wanted to minus two stores that closed eariler than I thought. I'm thinking of going out again tomorrow to buy some snacks, but that's it.

Maybe if you find a nice Amish girl to live in the middle of nowhere with

Buy some food and learn how to cook a new meal

Isn't prostitution legal?

go out and buy your favorite animmays

You know, I wouldn't mind that in the slightest, as long as she's literate.

Not sure. I remember there was a massive stingop in my city this year, regardless of legality

you can
In all honesty I'd probably want to go there mainly for the road with no speed limit

That would be fun if it had a lot of twists and shit but its probably some boring straight stuff right

Well I know it's legal here
Don't know if I'll ever take it up however

Yeah it's a straight stretch of road

Where?
and the bust I was talking about was of course through a site I was thinking of trying out, not anymore though

I hear Mormons are pretty hardcore into chastity and traditional marriage values, but you gotta deal with all the shit Mormonism brings

Australia, legal to hire a prostitute in all states and legal to run a brotel in most of them

Their females are exactly the same as the wana be christian females who go to church buildings to socialize and gossip.
Same tactics, just avoid the higherups as they are close to the kikes in terms of weird and evil pedoshit and satan worship.

There is no way in hell I'm dealing with Mormons. I had some family that were Jehovah's Witnesses and they were weird enough. I thought about joining up with the Orthodox church in my area, I knew this Russian girl in high school who said that the babushkas at her church apparently like to marry off their girls early. I'd much rather deal with slavs than mormons.

going to bed. see you guys tomorrow.

night user

I want to fuk that puddin.

this

Cya next time lewd user

Lame!

How goes user

Ah. Up here in leafland our government is too busy legalizing weed to cover up their massive bribery scandal to deal with prostitution

Same, but at least they have a respectable family structure from the ones I've met.

Do you guys even have Stretchy roads above 60mph
fuck do you even have stretchy roads at 60mph

Glad to see you again 4Am

good night tbh

get out

Where you been user

Cya next time

Limbo.

Anything new?

Some shitty scribbles, but that's about it.

Hows Japan??

Hardcore Synergy was good at least, though I couldn't make it out this year to watch lapix play.

last year*, tbh. my brain is frazzled, I've been sleeping in too much lately.