She said, I can't take this place

A really weird one that I always find myself eating is cucumbers, with lime, and some Guatemalan powder Chicken Bouillon

Its so good dude

^W^

He's like a vending machine

Anyones got a chance with him just as long as you have a quarter or two

You should cosplay as hatsune miku

*v

But you need to be out in the sun a bit more and tone your muscles. You will have all the pretty girls or boys.

Then I wish you a long fruitful life.

no ;~;

what is easy for you? :)

it not role play.... u_u

you're being a bully.

you are a monster.

jesus christ

that sounds weird af, I can't imagine how that tastes

old bay seasoning on walnuts

Most people know where their weaknesses lie, correcting them is more than a simple decision, it requires an entire shift in personality and paradigm.

I guess... but every little bit counts

You know you like it you little slut

Its actually really good
Hard to explain the taste though

I can neither confirm nor deny.

bump
;~;

saved.

You forgot to say "cute pic~"

♥

fuck.

cute pic~

also saved.

I kinda wanna bully you a bit like filter you for a week and not respond to you on steam and see how mad you get lol

sad*

I genuinely wonder if I'd even notice.

Wow now you're making me look like the bad guy
I don't even ignore you lol

you constantly neglect me soto. I'm a high maintenance girl.

You are none of those things.

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED ALREADY

...

I am an Engrish-Japanese girl.

tyfghcdfghfgh

post butt

eloquent as always.

butt

It wasn't letting me post!

Ignoring is another way to show affection

well you figured it out, that's good.

if you're making one of your amazing folders of this girl please share it with me when you are done. she is one of my favorites.

...

KonoSuba S2 when

i made this 4 u

Is this why you're single?

thank you very much.

what do you mean you made it?

I haven't worked on it in ages

I hope you're not claiming to have drawn this image. Perhaps you mean you made another Gardevoir folder for him?

whoa whoa
That's not in the script!

Most likely

well if you do finish it, it would be greatly appreciated if you shared. of course you don't need to.

teehee

i took two uneccesarly complicated tumblr images split between top half and bottom half and merged them into that one beutiful full version pic ♥

...

What a fricken loser.

well thank you for doing that, because the picture is lovely.

sure
I don't think it's happening any time soon tho

no rush. I have literally nothing but time.

heres a funny lookin' one wit attitude~
:3

she kind of looks like she's fed up with all manner of shit.

sure does! :O

i wonder what else i'll find 4 u~ ♥

it will be an exciting adventure for all of us, I should think.

Indeed, it's riveting.

NO. this adventure is for luka and myself. NOT FOR YOU.

*holds onto u tight*

How was your wood-cutting exam?

now now, we don't want to make test too jealous.

Its kinda ironic how I get kinda embarrassed over vanilla shit like kissing or holding hands

Are you implying I want a gf or something?
lmao why would I ever want that?

lovely

I will experience the adventure vicariously.

I don't leave the house for another two hours. It is 5:46 AM here.

make test jealous!

he like playing hard to get~

I want a folder of that

I wanna hold your hand a little

indeed!

this is true. the way he always pretends to reject squash's advances is so cute.

unacceptable.

I can upload mine.

no i just want the pissed off one

Have a good breakfast and no energy drinks, please.

ah. my mistake.

cant sleep

i only found those two pics ;~;

cup haz the rest!
:D

TsunTest !

cawfee

It's so nice having someone else posting koko

...

seems to be going around tonight.

he's adorable.

I try to post her more when you are around. I do love this folder even if it's so massive I'll never see it all.

Like I said, I am not a big fan of energy drinks. I am having coffee.

I don't think I could stomach food today until after I've had some sleep.

i dont need to drink CAUHPIHE i already can't sleep

hey you big baby

what will we ever do with him~

Gleen tea

im not a baby

N-Next time fam

tease him endlessly until he finally gives in and he and squash live together forever in eternal happiness.

Then go!!

I still don't think I have enough

I can hardly wait.

you will never be satisfied you insatiable kyouko lover.

test put him out in the car.... like an outside dog in a dog house... ;~;

As I also said, I intend to not sleep until I get home from the doctor.

Which isn't till about 3:30.

yeah cupcake gimme the folder

I think squash enjoys that though.

sure.

it will take some time to upload.

woof woof

probably not

Oh my god, Testing. I can't take care of you if you don't help me help you help me help you.

im patient

...

I am too incorrigible to be taken care of.

this is some truly lovely stuff, luka.

I cannot believe how lewd some of these images I stumble across are. you are quite the pervert.

this honestly does not seem like a quality one would ascribe to you.

...

all for you~
since i like u

how are you?

...

not great, luka. I like to not think about it.

*licks*

its not

...

I'll get it to you tomorrow.

er. later today.

how to make to make you feel okay?
;~;

I don't think it's something possible at this time, luka. try not to worry about it.

fine.

glorious aren't they

yes

everyone went to bed

how dare they.

...

It's late/early. Consider doing the same.

*snuggles on your lap*

okay u_u

any plans?

not really. maybe I'll go to bed sometime soon.

They are the worst.

I plan to soon.
Would you read me a bedtime story?

absolutely detestable. the lot of them.

I wish the darwin fanboy would leave

too bad there aren't many good feets pics of her

IM OUT OF CONTROL SOMEBODY STOP ME

i found this one and thought of u

are you sleepy?

never enough feets for you either. you perv.

?

not particularly, no.

this is a good one.

koko feets are best feets

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I GOT A LOT OF ENERGY OUT OF NO WHERE

what about betty's? she'll be so jealous.

use it to draw?

uwu

My feelings would be hurt if you were someone relevant.

I will forgive them come morning.

I'll take it.

owo

IM EATING CHEESE PUFFS

are you all healthy and fed at least?~

you little softie, you.

im jelly~

not really, no. again, try not to worry about it. I'm alive. for better or for worse.

perhaps the junk food is the source of the sudden energy.

;~; okay ♥

i care about you...

I hope you sleep well once you get around to it, I shall take my leave as well. God natt!

IM EATING A COOKIE NOW

no-one's are better than kokos

You're the most cancerous one yet
please die

I appreciate it, luka.

goodnight mordin.

this will only exacerbate this situation.

fair enough.

Nite mordin
I will also take my leave it is time for a brief repose before my cat wakes me up in a few hours to feed her.

Well given your clear appreciation for my presence I will do my best to be here at least 12 hours a day.

farewell, kisskiss.

blood sugar increase = happyness?
:D

*pets your hair lovingly* ^_^

the need for sleep has hit me out of nowhere.

goodnight thread.

my eye hurts

Reading your bilge is actually making me want to vomit
Darwin clones are the fucking worst

♥ nini Cup cake ♥

Goodnight.

Later.

g'mornin

You shouldn't be here too.

I'm studying. I check the thread every once in a while. But you're right. I'm going to focus on studying and take a shower before I head out.

Cya.

gl
hf

* very de termined bump *

donut steel

I'd rate my quality of life 9/10, how about you?

*equally indeterminately sages*

who r u

who who,
who who.

A celestial body, I'm new to earth, who are you?

I like this new chrome update tbh

DARWIN!!!!!!!!

oh yeah youre not around often

Yeah, I've been pretty busy lately, which is rare for me. I've been trying to buy a decent car, but people keep trying to rip me off, one day I'll get what I want though!

how do you know they are ripping you off

pls like me...

I thought that said "kill" and got all excited.

:(

They purposefully try to rush me looking at it, turn on the speakers to drown our engine problems, shoddily paint over rust, set the car in the sun all day so it's hard to tell the heater doesn't work. They get pretty creative at times, sometimes I wonder if it's on accident, so I never get angry just inquisitive.

What up?

I got annoyed at videogames and now I'm in a bad mood. You?

very clever of them

i never thought about that

though ive never bought a car either

What's the job?

7 get

Really? How do you get around? I live pretty far from everything so walking sadly isn't an option.

Barring that get, not too terrible. I am in a BMTH kind of mood.
I am just wondering how far worse things can get before my mood does its usual u-turn.

What game?

Support worker for people with learning disabilities.

rawr

muh daddy drives me

Don't Starve Together.

Did you starve... together?

Best feel

I was murdered by a large angry tree.

Do you enjoy it? Are we talking bad at math or full on disabilities?

Well that's nice of him, do you live at home or does he come to you? I can never get anyone to drive me, wouldn't even consider asking my siblings though, they are horrible drivers.

he's not my literal daddy

i live away but am moving soon so...

How... did it fall on you? Or are you plant food now.

Full on disabilities, ranging from mild/minor to profound/extreme.

Chase me around a forest and smacked me with its arm-like branches.

At what age do tits stop growing?

Ohhhh, I feel kinda stupid now. Wish you luck in living with another person, I haven't met a single person in my life I could share a room with, thought I'm an isolationist at heart.

That's gotta be tough, It's hard enough to teach the average student.

...

Well, I probably wood have been annoyed. How many days had you survived?

Its not teaching, though I do have qualifications for that profession. My job is to support them in their everyday lives. Like, make sure they can pay bills, take medication and basically live a normal, or as normal, a life as they possibly can.

...

Idk about real girls but trannies like myself only grow for about 6 years on hormones. Might be different for me though since I cut off male puberty early

no big deal

theres someone out there fro everyone

unless youre like swedish fish or something

Tru

Not many. Like 6.

Oh, I have an aunt who does that, do you work with elderly or anyone with disabilities? I know some people specialize.

I just have space issues, hell if someone is breathing the wrong way in the same room I cannot sleep, I can live in a house with someone fine but I need a separate room or I start to feel weird.

*hugs*

ah if he starts snoring before i can fall asleep im pretty fucked so i can understand where you are coming from

That sounds alot to me. I have never played it so. I do not know what the benchmark would be. Is it fun?

My company specializes with just learning disabilities. But we do have people we support whom are older. Its a mish mash really. There are young and spritely ones, and then there are the cute old dears. Its a different job every day. Which is good and bad heh.

Luka babooka si-sooka

When I can manage to not fuck up constantly it is, yeah.

Sounds like me playing Madden17

i'm hungry. i'm thinking about rice.

Glad to see I'm not the only one, that's a main reason I hated sleepovers, it's all fun and games till you actually have to sleep. Then it's several hours of sitting the dark, waiting. I wish I wasn't a light sleeper.

Keeps you on your toes eh? It's good to see you enjoy your work, too many assistants are dicks about the whole thing, always made me wonder why they get into the job in the first place. Always value sanity over cash.

mmmmm rice rice bb

gotta pay dem bills yo

yah
i think... i'll toss rice in cooker
and microwave sum hot dogs...
and pour ketchup over it all.

:)

Oh, hey.
Fear's back.

Hey, Fear.

I know no fear.

What about this guy?

His name says "Fear."

Post damn it

...

Post

They haven't talked to me so I can't really meet them.

Touche.

Oh neaT

Tean hO

I have almonds.

Did you just call me a ho

...

...

♪♫ good morning ♫

Ohayou.

lol hai sup dude

needan breakfast

bacon and eggs pls

Procrastinating.

ohh me too. have to leave for work in less than an hour :/

whatre you putting off?

i have to run... see you folks this evening

Top secret life threatening business.

read.tomochan.today/tagged/420

...

Hello, old dog.

...

Guess what.

?

...

Guess.

why

You and this show.

I don't do guessing games.

...

...

...

Nope. I raised Testing's lumberjack spirits so that he could win his woodcutting competition.

...

How was I to surmise this on my own?

...

...

You actually knowing what the answer was- was as important as it was to you.

*pat*

Warp speed dont rainbow read me nigga

I will need context because I don't understand the lumberjack thing.

Are you high?

...

...

What a little bitch

Pics

...

His beard is in cahoots with the lumberjack gods to work against the spirits of the forests.

whats the tranny meme?

I understand none of this.

*Shrug*

Too embarrassing

Transitioning

oh

...

here's to having anal sex

stick it where she least expects

fuck her so hard make her butt checks flex

grab her sister and tell her shes next

cheeks

god im a fucking failure FUCK

*flexes butt checks*

Yes, that is indeed Test.

HA

Is it too late to stop taking hrt

LUMBERJACK

get out of my fucking sight

Ask your doctor.

I have tape over my webcam like FB guy so you can't even see me~

...

WAS HE LOSING IT OR SOMETHING?

I've got you in my sights.

there are rapists in my blood

What happened!

You don't have a doctor, do you?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DONT GET HOW THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME

FOCUS

Moogs, are you okay though?

Okay. lets calm down and try this again.

Hello. Old dog.

I AM CONFUSED

*Shits on floor*

im losing it

...

I had lewd thoughts of you

I have long lost it.

...

you dont fucking know dont dare make this a pity party

...

FINE ILL JUST TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THINGS

TALK TO ME SO I CAN JUSTIFY MY SHUNNING OF GEORGE

obviously it really helps to surround myself with other people who are negative

Ferrets attacking pink samurai geese.

Hi, Squashems!

I can't tell if you're actually upset.

Again you lost me.

Hello.

SUBTLE COME BACK

nobody knows nobody cares aaaaa

This is very not convenient.

*hugs* fix your keyboard

I was trying to break the ice because my feet are really cold right now. I'm too sleepy to find socks.

*pets*

that is the wrong NUMBER OF A'S YOU ARE QUOTING ME WRONG

You have me worried.

Go to bed.

Steering wheel thing.

I only have to do this for a few more nights.Luckily I'm sort of on schedule tonight but silly me thought it would be a good idea to add a lot more things to do so I think tomorrow will be tough.

breathe. it seriously works. pull yourself back into the present. if there's anything more you need to brain over, it'll be easier once after you try that.

Just don't be up too late.

Those controller things ?

I need more room yeh

I brushed my teeth earlier so I didn't have to do it when I'm really tired but I ended up getting a glass of soda water and some leftovers from dinner and I realised I need to brush again.

I have a hankering for a triple baconator x_x

How does that work for gta do you use it anywhere other than driving

who are you want do you want from me

Ok, Neru.

i want you to be chill, because it's cool to be chil

who are you

Just because someone talks about teeth brushing, doesn't mean neru is involved, though.

toohtbrutsh nana

Come do ranked with me.

dont leave me

nona

You did not seem to want to talk.

im scared okay

What about?

dont feel like playing ow right now
sorry bb

Alright.

Beweare every hetero male. These threads are created by reptillian jews pushing their homosexual agenda.

Ignore these threads and go about your daily routine. Don't fall for their trap! Remember to avoid all anime OPs.

i made a mod for it

Since when could you mod gta 5 I thought the word when it came out is you'd get banned for it, or was that Holla Forums shilling

friendly reminder that whatever it is you're facing, or feeling, or feel like you have to face, will eventually be safely behind you.

so why not look ahead? what will serve you later? what will make you feel better later? there is no reason you need to focus on your bad feelings, and so many reasons not to. namely the way it makes you feel, which you really honestly don't need to be feeling. not kidding

i will wait till i get to where i am going and then get like serious psychoactives

Hi, Alice.

I really hope that creep doesn't come here.

try seeing how long you can go without psychoactives. probably longer than you realize. let yourself do it once, savour it, then wait for a while... maybe you won't need it again

I like alice

i have gone long enough without them

This is what cocaine dealers do.
Stop.

I think talking to Alice is neat.

you're not missing out on much

cocaine dealers don't need to sell their product. it's cocaine.

Well, the actual typing style probably isn't A2, from what I recall.

from your perspective

there was a guy with date a live buttons on his backpack in the metro.
he smelled like plastic
then some white rasta girl managed to get those dreadlocks up my nose.
and last but not least, a fat guy puked in the bus and stumbled away, leaving us with the smell.

fucking love public transport

a once-in-a-while attitude is always better when it comes to leaving our reality for a softer/warmer/intoxicated one

that depends entirely on the medication

imo

Is this the user that said that real stuff to me yesterday?

i can't think of any where that principle doesn't apply. you're not artificially numbing or escaping now, and you're better off. you know whether you're the sort to develop a relationship with your vice. consider that when you start stringing days together.

you were the one being real/honest

i am not better off.

[struggles internally]

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Holla Forums is retarded

thats like trusting Holla Forums with advice to make cool crystals

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