Webm thread

Last thread is on page 13, post what you made/got.

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archive.is/haxOC
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_strength
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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he ddid not sniff the chair. he dropped something and bend over to take it back.

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Shame the only source for this is Twitch's shit VOD.

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90% of people have good taste. Not great- but good.
The problem is 90% of people also go with the crowd. Control what that crowd does- and tastes can change to.

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Fucking Classic and yea your right.

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BARZANOPLE

you know what you must do

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Checking all of these

ID: 418204 is at (59) so far

Are you trying to see if you can reach the bump limit by yourself?

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I am a unsung hero who has 2,701 WEBMs (11.9GB). I gotta leave now anyway but I like to make it a very diverse selection of content.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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(Checked)
This still manages to be one of the more impressive uses of VR I've seen

Shiet, I was really curious to see if the nigger would lynch her.

Can you post all the individual laugh tracks?

Please contribute or fuck off.

He posted a webm with his post, dummy.

I have these if you'd like

But I did contribute I was just curious as to why he was posting so much.

but he did , this is a webumthread and he posted a webm

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Who's this "Ross" fellow? Is it Accursed Farms?

risitas is love

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No it's always the same autist that makes these threads and dumps his folder until post limit then makes a new thread and does the same thing over again. He's a self-confessed redditor with no inkling of how to behave on a chan that uses replies as an upvote system to judge what to repost each thread.
I'm really surprised he hasn't been perma'd for the lels. It's not like these threads generate any new content.

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And Mark doesn’t ban him because he’s a kike.

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I have no idea what you mean.

I don't think these threads are for generating new content, its for sharing it.
Also what this said.

s3 never ever

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You'll like this one.

and yet new content does show up on occasion it's a mystery

And it's always content from some other boards webm thread, a webm ripped from youtube, or content ripped from elsewhere on the site, like your webm. Only time I ever see OC in these threads is if it's someone's recorded game footage, and no one ever saves those.

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excuse you?

Here have some epic and exhilarating OC I randomly recorded 2 years ago when I apparently couldn't even into 60fps recording.

sorry, meant elsewhere on Holla Forums, i am aware we had a drawthread to create it.

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there's no pleasing some faggots i suppose

point is what purpose do these threads serve? We don't have a dedicated vidya reaction image thread, and this is equivocal to that.

Underrated post

>After ALL the shit she has caused over the games
Really jimbles my thymbles

Posting any webms some user might have a chuckle at or find interesting. Maybe even vidya related ones. I've personally found great webms in these threads that I wouldn't have found otherwise.

You should have named that webm everyday on /n/.

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(hello world)
((hello world))
(((hello world)))

just leave

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i wouldn't know but if you say so

#orangeface

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Those are some shit webms, user.
Why on earth would you end the first one BEFORE the punchline?

you know, that one clip with the guy wearing the fox mask always gets me wondering. I feel like I've seen what its from, but I can never remember. Does anyone know where its from?

Because the punchline is pointless without the entire scene.

Source?

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excuse my faggotry i found it by just looking it up haha

your own nightmares
that part of the webm is actually blank and is designed to react to whomever is watching it so depending on the person it shows something different to everyone watching drawn from their deepest fear of their subconsious so whatever you see (or rather you think you see) won't be the same for everyone
now of course that you described what you saw somebody else might start seeing it as well

nips are some sick fucks

Thats pretty spooky user

ant people

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Jesus christ, this angers me every time I see it.

I can just smell the beta nodder off of that guy, how can people live that way?

don't worry about it , after a while it will simply become blank for you too. You won't even notice when it is actually gonna happen ,but what is really gonna be bothering you later on is the uncertainty of whether or not you're seeing it blank because it is so or is it blank because i said so
you don't really need eyes to browse this board

guess ill never know

name?

This is why you own a fire extinguisher/s and eliminate retards from the gene pool.

Ok, I get how some "personality" and behavioral traits can be passed via genetics (though I'd have thought having those foxes raised in captivity would have been more domesticated even without selective breeding- albeit over a much longer period of time)
But it's amazing how that has the domino effect to change their physical appearance.
If you had selective breeding in humans- you could produce an ubermench mentally or physically- but focusing on one aspect could twist the other in unexpected ways.
There's something amusing here.
But also horrifying when you consider major changes like that can happen (as the vid puts it) "in the blink of an eye". I mean, you ostracize group x based on their politics, and they are less likely to be successful and breed than group Y who have the politics you want. If tameness can be bread into foxes and dogs- why not humans?
or maybe I'm over-thinking it. Attempts to domesticate non canine animals in some cases has failed, or the animal- while tame- will rarely do tasks. Like cats

Now I'm angry, thank you.

That's an entry level collection and I hope it's all .webm too.

Im dead

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God, I feel so ashamed for actually tearing up at this. And, here I thought I was stone hearted.

I wonder if there will be a Kotaku article about this.

I was honestly expecting a really nice transition shot with a POV of the headset coming off and some guy in a green morphsuit mask to just be looking into a mirror in a very drab room at the end there.

Hey woah woah woah! Is the Italy-chan or whatever in the back?

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AHHHHHH cute.

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Forgot how metal the rockband intros were.

Good fucking riddance to such stupid fucking retards, but god damn. Had they just stayed in the life boat and helped each other up one at a time, they would have made it. But they're all so quick to try and cut the tendons of their fellow rapefugees that they end up killing the whole boat.

Somebody wasn't here when it happened. Else you would already recognize that he only went to grab the pop bottle, the one that he clearly was able to reach while seated at the beginning of the webm.

If this is meant to be a documentary, then it does a poor job of it.

user you've just discovered a truth, this is why they want to come here and bankrupt/rape us, this is why their country is shit and will always be, this is the personality trait to use to screen people.

They evolved in a time and place where you just had to take things to survive, no winter, just things around and be the first to take them.

No, you're absolutely right, and we have a name for this whole process, it's called Eugenics. Once upon a time, long before Hitler thought to do it, we used to forcefully castrate undesirables. Not even necessarily criminals, but people who we thought were just a problem all around. Blacks for example, many black slaves were force castrated to prevent them from producing offspring who would be undesirable because they might be too stupid or too violent.

Nowadays Eugenics is associated with Nazism, but long ago we were doing it before Hitler even knew what it was.

Nah, I knew they were fucking stupid and selfish long before this, but it doesn't mean I won't comment on it. It's why you don't walk through the streets of Detroit, unless you're one of them. And you'd think that long after we bought them from other niggers that they'd be domesticated and learned that we live in a society where everyone can acquire by their own means, but they're still trying to steal from everyone including themselves.

Every time I hear about how awful we are for being white, I have to say "think of how much better off your life would be if you were still in Africa, oh wait, you don't have AIDS and you're not starving?"

It's like one of my Japanese animes.

Also you should name that "Malon Ranch.webm," because we're Holla Forums and not /lit/.

It's better than that, each of those shitty .pngs were posted by anons on 8/a/ in the thread for the stream

An amazing event to see live glad to see my waifu got in. Sucks though that it was hosted on twitch knowing how cancer that place is.

Damn bright colors always making things harder.

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who cares?

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tfw third row

It's like a great steak covered in fucking ketchup
Cease being forever

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tfw didnt make it
congrats to the user. Im glad I got to see it, even if it was just in Holla Forums's webm thread.

That doesn't look like paradise to me. There's no fast-food joints to sustain myself, no internet so as to get my fill of memes and shitposts, nowhere for me to make money in my data entry job and no pawn shops to buy unregistered automatic weapons.

That's not heaven, user. That's hell.

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Some songs go well with vocals while most don't.

source?

source?

Commencing dump

Anime is called Gamers!

damn posting is slow

shit didn't mean to post twice

*It's all unorganized*

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flood detected? wat?

My folder is still a mess somehow

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I was expecting that webm to end with one of those women endorsing Migrants being found dead from a Migrant attack. Also do you notice that it's primarily women endorsing the idea of migration?

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Scouts of America today is nothing like Scouts 100 years ago. Scouts is nothing but a branch of the Utah Mormon church nowadays, and they now push that you must be Straight, Religious and place your duty to God before Family, Country or Community.

"Duty to god before family, country or community is the oath of Suicide Bombers."

please wtf is this flood detection

What? Flood detection has been part of chans since at least back on 4chan. It prevents dickheads from posting stupid shit repeatedly over and over again every 5 seconds.

listen shill, i dont really care much for the mormon bible thumping, but the idea of hierarchy before a higher moral authority works to keep normals behaving well in a good society. If i have to choose between mormons in a good society and atheists in today's germany the choice is clear.

You know right that guy is Jewish

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i usually dont have a problem with it… maybe im uploading too fast

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"you are free to do as we tell you" sums up a lot about the recent revelations involving the media and the grand lockstep reaction they had to the recent election.

The constant call to shut down speech, the cognitive dissonance of the call for race-focused diversity over true cultural exchange of ideas, the ever present fear-mongering of a nebulous "White man" or "white supremacists" towards the blacks and the rest of the world respectively, the constant need for control and power.

Some days you want to watch it all burn. Chaos and Order are out of balance in favor of Order, Orwellian order with a Huxley flavor at that.

1984 is not a good manual for political systems, as it is said, and the suffering caused can only last so long before a great "break" happens.

And that break happened. And it will continue to happen.

And if they continue, society will simply toss them aside. There will be no war. They won't have their "bang" as they whimper.

Well fuck me im too autistic for local collections but here I am but a baby.

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embarrassing

and look at this

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here is your reaction

memes fresh off youtube

Is Holla Forums going to take responsibility for raising a generation of zombiefied by memes underages?

Does Trump intentionally try to make everyone hate him or something?

Is that Aristocrat?

something something 410,757,864,530D chess

fuck off back to reddit kiddo.

I blame Holla Forums and gamergate for making jews more active.

yep that's Jim alright

implying its not the parents' responsibility to raise their kids properly

nigger

so you are a retard who clearly has no idea what they are talking about.

This is what happens when a society selectively rewards those with worse genes.

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Now
is loli pedophilia

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board related

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Do you even know what that word means? I'm not hocking or endorsing a product.

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cmon

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That's fucked up and bullshit. I don't know what that show is, or how to spell that fucking name, but I can say that the very idea that the two species must eradicate one another is fucking bullshit. They could learn to work alongside humans to prosper for both cultures. And if nothing else, if they have transcended bodies and thus organic limitations, why don't they just leave the planet and go elsewhere?

Why the fuck would genocide be an ultimate requirement in a war between two sentient highly evolved lifeforms? For that matter, who's to say that humans won't reach that point themselves? Evolution doesn't have a limit, we will continue to evolve until we go extinct. Whether evolution takes place as a physical or a mental change, it's happening all the time.

The whole idea that one species can't reach the same heights of the others evolution is silly.

That's the whole point, he's basically a plant to make sure the dems win next election

If I remember right the hedaywhatevers were experimental forced evolution guys made for deep space then we tried to kill them and it resulted in WWIII and earth going full water world, now we continue WWIII a fuckton a LY away in deep space after we forgot where earth is, what hedesquidface are or why we were fighting WWIII in the first place.

I hope you all vote to pick the right man for the job next time.

you are clearly confused about the ideas expressed in that video. The anime does not say that theoretically it wouldn't be possible for there to be co-existance withing the galactic ecosystem, but the story there dictates that because of they way they developed, it wasn't an option. Furthermore, the hideauze people bio engineered themselves into a zerg life form, while the technological splinter works with tools by use of intellect/technology to overcome challenges. I know what I identify with.

Show name is "gargantia on the verdurous planet"

The way I see it, the only reason they need to continue fighting is because the machines won't allow them to not fight. The machines are acting like the jews and keep whispering fucked up things in the ears of the humans, "keep fighting" because just like the machine said, his existence wouldn't have been necessary if it weren't for humanity's need to overcome their limitations.

He himself is a war machine, so his existence relies on humanity continuing to fight the Hideauze, otherwise he wouldn't be necessary.

That was cute, hope the user had a good time with his waifu.
is he the same user who worked on a similar animu model in the agdg thread?

Those creatures are extremely violent, at least the space tier ones. Maybe the Earth ones are different, but the space ones have turned into insects that do not have any intelligence except to kill anything else.

the squids were actually at peace with the humans on earth before boy wonder and his robutt arrived, then boy wonder decided it was time for the day of the calamari against everyone's wishes.

Just saying, but my observation wasn't very far off at all. I have a tendency to look things up like this, and so I decided to skim to see if I was right, and as it turns out .. I kind of was. Striker's AI was controlling the fleet and in order to 'maintain the stability of the fleet,' he decided that Humanity looking up to him as a god and continuing the war with the Hideauze was necessary. So while Kugel has long since been dead, his AI companion continued to fuck things up in order to make sure that humans valued Calibers and didn't break up the armada.

not really, from what i remember the hideauze no longer think like people (they are higher beings that think like a hive without any resemblance to people). The space hideauze and the tech space splinter fight on because they fight for domination and survival. i don't think its the machines that force it, its more of a long running struggle and if one side surrenders it gets eradicated. There is no parlaying by prey with predators for a truce, which is the ugly violent truth of nature: adapt or die

The hideauze and people on earth seem to get along just fine.

Furthermore, the act of fighting for survival is a force for their continual technological evolution, where the space hideauze provide the environmental pressure for it, and also, the struggle itself is something to embrace as it is a crucible for the betterment of oneself, which the machine explains, and I personally agree with. Doesn't mean that the goal is genocide, but the goal is to always strive for perfection and overcoming obstacles.

Sure, but that doesn't take away from the fact that the Fish have been very hostile for the AI and humanity up until they came to Earth.

I s'pose.

That was just on earth, the actual fleet doesn't remember where earth is and was I think 3000 years out from reaching them when they send a distress call. I dont think they go into who was is command or why the deep space armada was still fighting exactly.

That ending was a little unexpected.

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KEK assblasted admins

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Next they're gonna say a romance between two characters is "too distracting".

I'v never even played SSX before but The display of skill in that webm is a damn fine piece of work.

Post some youtube videos you want converted into webm/mp4. Keep them short at 3 minutes or less and I can probably dl and convert it into less than 12Mb, using a firefox addon with pre-selected options.

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Yes the very same one

I have about that much, but it's almost all porn. Here's a few I made though.

The way I hear it the Hidefucks developed into forms that prevented them from entering society as equals or even equivalents and as a result they adopted a alien mindset in response.

For them, intellect became non-essential, so instinct and the basic drive of reproduction and ensurance of reproduction became the only thing that existed.

It's an exaggeration of a grander implication that transhumanism, when made available, could serve to fracture the human race further and create lines similar to racial ones.

In other words, when it's made available, this mode of thought suggests that humans, despite being able to achieve physical and mental perfection, we'd still essentially be the same and none of it would address the human condition as a whole.

We'd still be at war, we'd still thrive on conflict, and if we had somehow found the conditions for eternal peace, we'd still find reasons to make war.

We'd be fighting pointless and meaningful battles, alike, like today, but with superpowers. So it's not all bad, honestly.

All that's really going to happen is we trade PTSD in the trenches with PTSD in mecha.

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That's great then, glad to know he accomplished his project and aims for more in the future for his waifu

Sure, I can agree with you. But that picture is fucking creepy, there's nothing comfy about that.

hype much? if its not on steam i don't get it though

I wish they would port them all

What kind of fuck is that? Haven't you ever been to GOG or even Green Man? There's a world of games outside of Steam, some games that will never be on Steam even. Like most of what GOG stocks. They have all the old Dungeons & Dragons Gold box and Silver box games, that shit will never appear on Steam.

You shouldn't miss out on some good old games (hyuk hyuk) just because they're not on Steam… I ain't anti-Steam, but I am saying don't put all your eggs in one basket and only get games from one platform. There's shit you shouldn't miss out on.

Why do I want to fuck that elephant?

He goes by Mister Metokur now.

You got me, different strokes to move the world.

sorry bro idgaf about steam, what I meant to say was a PC release.

I get green man game deals all the time to stiff the steam jews

I also buy form gog when its cheaper

Rose kind of resembles 2b.

I don't think that even with steroids a woman would be able to get that ripped. Also the logical conclusion ending should have been the other kid walking in on the professor fucking her from behind, while they both keep saying weird shit about gains.

What the fuck.

lol just found this

no link to previous thread?
archive.is/haxOC

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25,7 GB, 4712 webm's

He said he is looking forward to it, nothing wrong with that.

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sauce on the game?

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Touhou: Scarlet Curiosity

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Absolutely not. Besides, even if that were true, it'd work better than half a fucking joke, now wouldn't it.

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Hey you bastard. You leave Star Sapphire alone.

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Women are always normalfags and always bluepilled.

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Does anyone have the discord webm?

you mean this one?

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That's the one. Turns out I did have it saved, I just couldn't find it.

Hey, can anyone lead me to a free program where I can remove the audio from a webm and replace it with audio from another?

memories

If I remember right ,she tore herself apart because her body couldn't feel pain, thus she wasn't aware she was breaking, right?

anime is fucking gay

Because she fucks anything that shows interest in her

That's some old school cancer.

For meme needs

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Sad thing is this is an actual legit mechanism of the human body, your muscles are capable of contracting with such strength it can easily break all the bones they're attached to, your brain has limiters in place which prevents you from breaking your own back etc

The reason you can lift more weight when you have more muscles is because your body has muscles opposite to the ones that are contracting and can do more stability to the bones to prevent too much torsion forces in one direction

You can with enough mental exertion disable said limiters and do crazy shit, some people have lifted over a metric ton briefly, or old 80 year old grandmothers being able to lift a car off train tracks

Google hysterical strength if you want to learn more

For examples of why these mental limiters are in place, google hundreds of examples of extreme arm wrestlers breaking their arms in half

You should probably read about this before you go around making yourself look dumb.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_strength

The reason we are not strong like chimpanzees is because of genetics. If our muscles and ligaments were stronger, just normal exercise regimens would strengthen the bones to handle the additional force. If an arm wrestler brakes his arm its because he has not conditioned the bones to withstand that level of force during training.

I would wager that it is much much easier to rupture discs, cartilage and muscle ligaments than bones when over extenuating the body.

In the not so far off future, we will be able to weave a titanium oxide mesh around bones to make them super strong without any complication (because titanium oxide does not cause allergic reaction), but to make maximum use of the frame strength will then require hydraulic or augmented muscles to prevent them from ripping out of their connections.

I have seen idiots over extend themselves lifting weights and ripping biceps out of the forearm, or rupturing a spinal disc from improper lifting and from too much weight.

Btw, the cyborg got ripped out because motoko saw that her only chance to defeat the tank would be to try and breach the hatch. It was a last ditch effort and unfortunately, the self damaging force was not enough to rip out the hatch and the body was severely crippled from the effort.

hon hon

le baguette du fromage

holy shit what is the name of this anime?

Reminder that Arnie was a poorfag that made a fortune through real estate before he became a hit celebrity.

People with Congenital insensitivity to pain have been known to break bones all over their body on exertion because they have no indicators they are over exerting their bodies

Hysterical strength is not just adrenaline

I remember using it just fine, what's going on?
The .NET Framework required is 4.5, the one I have is 4.6.1.
AviSynth 2.6 is installed

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wew those hitches tho, turns out theyre in the source too, brb remaking

nevermind the original source also has them, RIP

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are you going to provide the source or what?

Isn't that a sunfish?

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thanks brover

LEL

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Come on user, step it up…

Crab, meet bucket.

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I want off this wild ride

This is what happens when I'm left alone and bored messing with video tools

damn, that shit is fluent, but check out that wolves face. The quality dropped there.

12MB limit caused that

The ride never ends.

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