THE LALAFELL IS IMMUNIZED AGAINST ALL DANGERS EDITION
Try the game for free forever! (Only up to level 35) - ffxiv-freetrial.com
Current Patch: 4.06a
Patch Archives - na.finalfantasyxiv.com
Useful resources:
List of Commands (used for macros) - na.finalfantasyxiv.com
Gamer Escape - ffxiv.gamerescape.com
Garland Tools Database - garlandtools.org
XIV Database - xivdb.com
FF logs - fflogs.com
ACT (but don't tell anyone you're using it) - advancedcombattracker.com
Guildwork (current not working) - guildwork.com
Ariyala (gear build simulator, hunt tracker, relic light tracker) - ffxiv.ariyala.com
Mithrie's crafting guides - youtube.com
1. If you're brand new, do Hall of the Novice. It's stupid and only teaches you common sense stuff, but you get a 30% exp boosting ring and free level 15 gear.
2. Do all of your Main Story Quests - REQUIRED TO GET TO HEAVENSWARD AREAS/JOBS, AND HEAVENSWARD STORY IS REQUIRED FOR STORMBLOOD though Stormblood jobs do not require story, just level 50
3. Do all of your class quests and get yourself a job - ffxiv.gamerescape.com
4. Attune to Chocobo Porters, Aetherytes & Aether currents ASAP - it will save you a lot of time & effort
5. Unlock your challenge log, gives great exp and some gil - ffxiv.gamerescape.com
6. Do your daily roulettes - all of them are great until 70, except guildhests, which is great until around 40-50
6. Level crafting & gathering - free dosh (Cooking has an amazing crossclass skill at 37 you need to get.)
8. Hit Tab to [I seem to have misplaced my keyboard]
Get a FC, they give bonuses as long as the people in charge aren't retards
You cannot join a FC if you are currently on a free trial account
Shitpost about cats, GCD, ACT, and how shitty Balmung and Gilgamesh are.
Data Center: Primal
Server: Exodus
Neo Wheels Order : An FC with players coming back for the expansion. Some newbies, many veterans, shitposting and complaining about baddies all around. Contact Aloise Nel'hah, Cydrin Lanbatal, or Shiaia Reingot for an invite. Applications are open as well, so if none are online just leave an application and you'll get in as soon as possible.
There is also a linkshell for all 8ch players on Exodus to congregate, so that people can communicate regardless of what FC they're in or if they're running the free trial. Contact Lyfon Yharnam, Quickscope Easybake, Aloise Nel'hah, Mhih Wilzuu, Cydrin Lanbatal, Aurora Soulwood, or Shiaia Reingot for an invite.
The Lalafell is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a potato and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”