Get freeze beam

It's no wonder Metroid died if they're all like this.

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git gud

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Like tears in the rain.

I'll take Samus Returns over other M or even nothing, but it is definitely on the easy side, so fuck off with your bait.

Samus Returns is actually ok
It's not AM2R or classic metroid but its 100% better than other M and its worth a playthrough if you have a 3DS and want something portable to play

Hey, it's been a little while since I've lurked Holla Forums regularly. Is OP an accurate representation of this board?

OP, you should feel genuinely ashamed that you can't handle a modern Nintendo game.

I only feel shame for spending $40 on this.

Oh yeah, this came out.