Justice Rains From Above

Kill yourself loco.

You need more dergs in your life.

kind of hit the nail right on the head, but as I said to someone else, if it wasn't that, they'd find something else to complain about.

I'll keep it to myself, if you let me pee on you.

Is the rain heavy?

well yeah, but I didn't pay that much attention

i tried but apparently eating a box of paracetemol just gives me a wicked bad tummy ache

paying attention is for nerds anyway.

they just like the sound of their own arsey opinion. Theyd just pick someones post to cry about. let em get on with it. what does the opinion of a drunkard and a cuck mean to a lion

Chocolate.

Wow. Fucking pussy.

I refuse

Just wait until the liver failure gets you!

more dogs? i already have too many dogs.

I am absolutely alright with that.

Nooooo, silly! Class-A substances!

Yeah, none of us are nerds here!

Dark?

Dark is best chocolate.

it's not just them. most of the time I just ignore it. it's amazing how persistent they are though. I've been taking a break from making threads and over the last day there were like 3-4 threads that went over 300 images and as many as 600 posts total. if they want to whine about it so much why does no one else make them?

you're so adorable.

I thought you might be, pervy.

some of us clearly are.

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Dark is the best kind of woman too

who you calling a class-a substance

I know right? I mean if I was more thread active today I probably would have contributed some. But like, you say, if people wanted to do it so badly it'd be like ponyville and have 3-4 competing threads at times.
Lol, trash psoters though.

85% with coarse ground sugar mixed in is amazing

Some?!

Are you on steam?

ur mum, m8! lol

oh well, whatcha gonna do

yeah. like YOU

no, but I could get there. should I log on?

As in here?
It's funny how much that number has increased recently.

In person I'm far more abrasive and generally the first person people ask or rely on.

I AM the one who does real science

people are funny that way. I just thought I'd comment, really.

yeah, which makes you a nerd.

This doesn't look like you leaving to me, man...

hi

hello. who are you?

I showered.

new person

Just continue to be a bad ass biatch

Exactly!

Afternoon

ITS GRIM

Is he cute~?

obviously grim pretending to be new

cool. welcome.

you know it, foo

this genuinely seems likely.

thanks

I am on steam now, neko.

testosterone filled movies get you so pumped holy shit

MY HANDS ARE SO FUCKING COLD HOLY SHIT

how lewd.

Party tonight

awwwwwww yeah

if by pumped you mean i pump my thompson in the theatre because the film is fucking boring

Well... that's new.

Let's see if he ignores me or not

..holy shit, it looks lie he actually is

Darn tootin.
Cuppers. I thought, once more, that the stress couldnt get higher. THEY JSUT RAMPED IT UP A NOTCH!
I cant ewait for wednesday when I can get so drunk

not that pumpin

nice bars
NERD

thats why you watch at home

why can't you get drunk today?

i wank all the time when i'm bored

or else i post when i'm bored

perv.

It's someone with a vagina and it's just meeting up to talk about something.

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it isn't public masturbation if i do it at home

Sounds like someone needs a nice bunch of mind-alterin'.

hush you

Is it to talk about your periods?

nice meme

What?

imma pure sweet maiden
the lewdest thing I do is suckon the wine bottle

no family?

I have work early tomorrow. Then I have work monday/tuesday.
This life is suffering.

w-wuh

because by now they're surely synced up.

Make me

lewd

This joke isn't nearly well thought out enough to warrant further... thought?

Yeah but it doesn't really get me hot anymore to do it in front of them, y'know?

and penis. if you can get it.

ah. yeah that sucks a bit fat load of butt. sorry scooters.

this is absurd.

DO DERGS WITH ME, DOOP

It's someone I met like two weeks ago so unlikely.

bend over daddy

Yes, I wanna give you the updated kyouko folder.

Oh weell. It couldnt possible get ANY worse...

My old friend 1p-lsd.

thats not their fault oldtimer

whats this alien object you speak off

huh?!

Is it?

but you've already got so much in common probably maybe

I'm online.

and thanks, I've been wanting yours.

you could get called in on your day off.

it's that thing you wish you had.

very!

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Why?!

i dont have long to reply to this, ten minutes, but im going to a convention in detroit in november and if anyone was crazy enough to come id help pay for a room and make sure it was a fun time

i know this sounds pretty random and weird but yea offer is there i can provide more information if anyone is interested

It's to practice as partners something for a class.
Don't make it weird.

well, i hope the journey is sooptasticcc

That happens too often to be a joke, damn it all!

Tokai do you like sushi?

oh hey there beautiful

Didn't see ya there

I dunno lol

who even are you?

wow. you're already calling each other partners? goodness.

huehuehue

yes you did you liar. you just like to force me to reply to you first.

hey tokai call me oldtimer again

i liked it

Yes, because doing language exercises from a textbook is romantic as fuck.

That's lame, you should think of a reason!

more wine?

nuhuh
fuck that jap stuff

oldtimer?

This post is amusingly accurate.

who, me?

oh la la~

no. that's above my paygrade.

haven't you had enough?

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i'm almost there

That isn't what it says in your contract!

I ate that.

1 is too many
10 is too few

where?

There's "lab" work for it that's basically meeting up with a classmate and recording yourselves talk back and forth to show you're practicing the language.
That's literally it.

Just like how I like forcing it all the way inside you

Are you not a fan of raw fish?

I made copies.
After you signed!

you should switch to water.

I dunno. just sounds like you two are going to be banging within another week to me.

all four inches? you shouldn't really brag about that so much you know.

lies and slander.

well anyways the convention is probably one of the best setups in the states

five level in door multiplex, late night built in bar, 24 hour gameroom, there's a hotel inside the complex itself

two months isn't a lot of notice but im going either way, it's gonna be a blast

suicide

I fucking love raw hearing
volendam jam

thats for pussies!

ehh

They wanted me to come over to their place and I thought that weird so I just suggested some place public.

heading to work

I love you, Loco. I. Love. You.

yeah but like. who are you?

aren't you one of those?

she wants the D bro. she wants it bad.

son of a

culture

Nope, I have it right here

I hereby declare that I will do that thing Cato said to do
-Signed Cuppers

but my name is clearly Beatrice.

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NOO
Im cool

It is still in your handwriting!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah sorry you're a good friend and all and I love you platonically but tokai is my bf so

if it was it would be illegible.

you're cute. not cool.

*drunken jealous phone calls*

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That's why I thought it said cuppers

for the 100th time, im not!

cool cute

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I really do care about you. But not like that.

We should've spent some time together when you were down here.

are you pretending to be a retard or what's this post

shit. your logic is getting hard to combat.

just cute cute.

why are you so scared of being public? are you embarrassed by me?

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I just miss Kamoo ;~;

sooo, just do that thing

he's shit.

I already forgot what it was lol

Halibut, Toro, and Red Snapper are best sashimi tbh

"Let me tell you about some of the experiences that my friend and I have experienced."

Ummm...

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NOT
maybe you're cute!

were not a thing!

I get that. Genuinely, I do.

MANHANDS

MANHANDS

hello mandy.

literally impossible.

It's just Mandy...but I guess I have manhands?

Do that thing.

I don't know what thing you want me to do!

Please?

Oh ho ho
Someones a little talkative today

I like that

DO THE THING

I did too, so I went up and checked

think of a reason why me telling you to make me stop was absurd.

oh

you do? I was trying to provoke you into ball gagging me.

okay you're all getting filtered.

oh. I can't. LOL.

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Well that is a shame....

Them nips tho.

ew dont sweat
cuties dont sweat

keep posting tiny tits, nice butts, redheads and I might unfilter you.

not you though.

Yeah, but still.....

You will never filter me and we both know it.

Holy shit.

true. but only because I never filter anyone.

:3333

Still? I mean they're nice

THE ERA OF CHII

Its kinda working fam
Keep at it ^W^

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you best stop now
bad bitch gon wild

shut up, micropenis.

I'm sooo scared.

His next post is going to be "what's this".

Hey, what are some cool things down by where you live?

Of course they are!

Fuck you faggot that ^W^ face is adorable

uwu

I dunno. I basically never go out. there's a couple movie theaters I guess.

Well you aren't helpful....

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I'd certainly hope no one would assume I was for any reason.

i feed off that

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FAK

hey tokai my dick is pretty scared

he's stiff as a board

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OMG COME ON

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?

No, not cupcake....

I was hoping.

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You come on!

wow

haha pussy

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no it's not a pussy it's just scared

like a turtle

Oh, right.
"Stephanie".

So, Cupcake, how much porny and/or suggestive art have you saved of Meloetta so far?

my apologies.

you could drive the literal 30 minutes and just kind of look around.

there's a few malls? I dunno. what do you think your new girl will even want to do?

not a single one!

holy shit this folder is massive

only a couple suggestive pics, and I think only one that's outright explicit. it was funny though which is why I saved it.

bitch I will cut you.

this one, rin.

Yeah, Neko is damn good at making massive folders

turtles dont get scared
learn biology

single two?

God fucking damn it that is funny.

it has like 15k images or something insane

single three.

right?

how mang gigs is that?

This is a good laff we have shared this evening.

like 6.

we should share other things.

Nothing. Cupcake fixed it. New captcha stupid stuff

I can't into computers anymore apparently.

No.

Okay but I need to try do the dishes first so I'll brb

dont be silly!

I'll do your dishes, mmhmmm

I am never silly.

That's like an indie game of only images

Why not, coming on is cool

Stephanie?

I think we are going to hit some breweries or something. I don't know. Just trying to get ideas.

*slap*

Oh. Computers are hard tho

yeah it's an absurd amount. I'll probably literally never post it all.

oh my~

How do you mean?

ah, that sounds good honestly. I bet she'd enjoy it.

plus then she'll be drunk and an easy lay after

youre the silliest gal on the block

So whats the story with rose or whatever that ugly trap is called?

About as much as I will use this 75 image folder

I don't know, I don't even know what 'to come on' would mean. It's just what cool people do, I guess

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answer this

maybe more. I do like kyouko a lot.

Well fuck now I can hardly stand.

maybe i dont wanna

She is cute

Sometimes I wonder if white people have that too
Or at least less noticeable
So lucky

But I want a bitch I can repeatedly lay, and marry. The one that will let me bone her on the first date ain't that.

He doesn't even know himself

lmao you're useless Tokai

No, it freaked me out earlier, but it's just another effect.

so sit in my lap

then you are the silly one.

she's frickin' adorable.

you sound like a prude, lol

im gonna tell you in private to spite soto

I have chores. I must finish them.

I love this so much

No, I think I am just an old fashioned pragmatist.

oh, I have a chore for you. it's long and hard, but I'm sure you can handle it.

I kinda like homura better, tbh

sounds like something a defensive prude would say

yeah you would.

not that that's a bad choice. she's lovely.

Who even irons jeans nowadays?

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I better get this done before lust inevitably kills all reason

brb

do ho ho

I have that much of an effect on you that easily? goodness.

get on steam

I like that long, black hair

yeah it's really pretty

its wat i do

work
mexican
work

poor soto. getting story cucked like this.

do ho ho

karma?

I found this awesome authentic local taqueria in fucking White People-ville

It's a miracle

probably. he does deserve it.

Very!

ouch

I am no prude....

awoo~

kawaii jihaaaaaad

I feel like the punnsiher

Awooo!

ben and jerry's is over the counter good medicine.

hello, AM

I know I'm just teasing you sheesh

oh you

awoooooooooo

hello loli

you ever see someone in like leggings or a cute top and just think

i really wish it were ok to rape people

Tokai do these greenish jeans look good with a light grey?
I'm taking my leather jacket for later tonight so it seems like a nice match

Or should I go for something darker?

Awooooo~

why the fuck is my picture upside down

how's it going?

whats me?

nah it makes you gay enough

cutie.

r u in australia XD

AWOOOoooooOOOO~

day off, playing gayms, so not to bad
how are you?

So is that fine?
Do you think a navy blue would go better?

I'm drunk, so doing okay.

how go the gfur threads back on 4chan?

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petootie

navy blue makes it more casual and less gay

I hardly go, no one interesting posts there
and anyone I would talk to there I just have on discord

I don't know if I wanna go for a more refined gay look or a more casual "I haven't fucked a trap, I SWEAR!" look

The latter.

how about going for one where you aren't a complete disappointment to everyone you've ever met?

REKT

All the damn time, Loc'.

seems pretty reasonable to me.

Suit and tie it is then lmaoooooo

get

I hate you soto

THE 4s DONT LIE

^W^

Fucking Hell, Soto

pretty much, to much a hassle otherwise
what are you drinking? something good I hope

I expected you to use the full copypasta this time.

vodka mixed with simply lemonade. it's divine.

Go with limeade.

JESUS CHRIST CUPCAKE

DONT YOU EVER GET TIRED OF THAT SHIT

post it fam lmao

You know how we do, kamuu

well, no.

I literally just ran out, actually. I love limeade.

try again, babe

I fucked up

I wasn't talking about as a mixer.
But Simply Limeade is just gr8.

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this is honestly one of your worst pictures

You ever go out in skinny jeans and a cute top and just think

I really wish I could be raped right now

Silly goose~~~

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Literally every time I go out

This image irks me in ways I can't even fathom.

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post skinny jeans?

did you finish your chores young lady?

There was a poster a long time ago who literally would talk about how sad he was that he was sitting in his room and no one had broken in and raped him ever.

sounds nice, you should share with me

barf

I was joking lol

I did. It was very responsible of me.

Was it me?

oh thank goodness

BEEP BEEP, RICHIE!

only if you're willing to drink it right out of my mouth.

if you finished all your chores why is my dick not sucked yet?

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Nope.
Dunno if you did that.

8ch fucking work

it's a piss poor photoshop. like a beginner figure drawing.

Cuppers are you trying to take advantage of me?

is it even possible to do so? because if so, then yes, if not, still yes.

My god I love Tim Curry so much

is there any other way?~
winky face

WHY WONT ANYONE RAPE ME?!

That explains it.

I have standards. I think. Right? What were we talking about?

ur 2 far away, m8

ugh
colbs is here

if there is I don't want to know about it. now open up.

oh, if you have those you won't want to do anything with me, yeah.

colbert is so needy

Is he? Shit, it's almost like you'll never see people if you stop looking for them. Dumbass.

booooo

Just meet up with Grim. :^)

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Oi, no, bad Cuppers, naughty.

ewwwwww

what?

aaaaahn

Stop looking for him and you'll stop seeing him.

I'm not looking for him
I just noticed he was here
what the fuck are you talking about

Oh my God. Look, you wouldn't notice him if you weren't trying to. Somewhere, subconsciously, you wanted to see him.

Wait... do you fancy Clobber?

if I'm so naughty do something about it.

ha what a faggot. I don't do gay ass rps in thread

How about you fucking leave neko?
That would be good.

yeah, neko. get outta here

Yeah, Neko!

I should fap.

You are wrong.

I can do that for you.

Such as?

Why? What am I missing with this picture?

That's really retarded

*leaves forever and deletes everyone from steam*

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try it

why you have so much pervy stuff in here neko damn.

no. not really.

the body shape is really off putting, the boobs look horrible on her, and there's just something really weird about the hip area.

With you? I would in a heartbeat.

I mean you are gay enough already, not like anyones opinion of you could get worse~

a dick.

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If that picture were undoctored the girl would be dead

that ribcage literally does not have the capacity to store all the organs that go there

even in the pervy stuff she remains the purest

true, but it's not something I'd enjoy doing really.

Here is my loco impression

I dunno. some of this stuff is super lewd.

Try it

spot on, scoots

He's a classic tsundere

Can't deal with his love for me so he lashes out>>1344501

Here is my scoots impression

loco please suck my dick ahhhhhhh ooooh you're so cute and smart loco

What the fuck Holla Forums what is with that second link

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NEW

here is my cupcake impression

zipmeme?!

There's stuff like that in all my folders

Fucking deviant.