Amazons & barbarians

Post amazons & barbarians and tell me why there aren't more games with them. Doesn't even have to be medieval, Techno barbarians would be cool as fuck but that is especially rare.

Off the top of my head you can be a real barbarian in.

And I cant think of any more than that.

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The reason they are so rare is they fit an archetype that is usually handled by a Fighter/Warrior class. Most developers will not take the time to flesh out the mechanics and class creation to the point that adding a Barbarian feels different enough from the Fighter/Warrior option.

That is quite reasonable I suppose, though I think a simple way to make barbarians unique is just to give them more speed and make them take more damage. would be quite different from your average fighter with his sword and shield going in slowly and defensively.

I just want a well written cRPG, with good combat, set in Conan's world.

I am sorry to say user but even if by some miracle the game has good writing its going to have shit combat or just be buggy as fuck.

Thay've been obsoleted by better things ever since the noble savage idea overstayed its welcome, which was a long, long time ago.

Except in most games Fighters aren't limited to a simple, defensive style. They can be anything from dual wielding chainsaws to lightly armored archers to the most common archetype of the Barbarian itself, the gigantic berserker cleaving into foes with an equally gigantic weapon. In most RPGs you can more or less play as what most people think of as a Barbarian by playing a certain type of Fighter.

Even D&D itself barely differentiated between Barbarians and Fighters. Barbarians just can't wear heavy armor, and they get a Rage that gives them bonus damage but leaves them weaker afterwards. That's it for differences. It takes a really creative designer to actually create interesting mechanical differences between martial classes.

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The Barbarian archetype is not the noble savage. What the fuck are you smoking? The Barbarian archetype in classic fantasy is pretty much a Viking. Just about every fantasy archetype is ripped straight from European history or folklore, that's why we like them so much.

Maybe I am retarded but I thought the fighter class in D&D was just a melee warrior? I haven't actually played the board game so please excuse my ignorance. still though you make a good point.

Am I the only one having trouble posting? it just kinda stops sometimes at a random percentage.

Because they offend people, apparently.

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It's not just leftists. It's the christian hover moms and parents groups, its the "historical realism" armor idiots that don't seem to realize that people were fighting wars in the all together long before full plate armor ever existed as well.

how funny it is that soccer moms and modern SJWs both want the same thing

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Case in point. The main villain of a movie who singlehandedly built that continent sized ice castle and mindslaved at least one whole race of dindus, and the fight is over in under two minutes because even they couldn't think of anything interesting to do.

People have a preference for realism even within fantasy games nowadays. They don't like female barbarians or amazons.

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I feel insulted by your mere presence, user. You think this is a fucking game?

This better?

You take that back faggot or im gonna fuck you up!

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I was talking about anons pathetic excuse for a depiction of said amazon.
Amazon ain't amazon if she ain't got no skull-cracking thighs and pelvis-pulverizing hips. Traits which are sported even by loli-amazon, mind you.

is there a name for this fetish or does it fall into regular scat?

now you've done it
No idea how you could find these legs wimpy but oh well.

This kills the boner

Yea, that's not right.

I honestly just want a conan game or a game where I'm less a paragon of justice or adventurer and more a sword for hire who just wants to eat and screw or a barbarian.
I don't know why but I've started to really like the idea of fit or slightly muscular women.

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its not shit you mongoloid, its chocolate.
get your shit fetish outta here.

Here, its the gif version, in case you didn't have it. Also, it was obviously chocolate and you might be retarded.

Assuming that's feces instead of chocolate tells a sad story about you Anons.

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Why?

the Fighter class in D&D isn't restricted to using just melee weapons, it's just that people who want to play an archer typically play as a rogue or a ranger. the Fighter is very versatile and can be built to be good at pretty much any of the typical non-magical combat styles.

Barbarians have been reduced to screaming berserkers, even though the original Howard stories never portrayed Conan as some crazy roid-rager. has it right, the details that make a barbarian hero (someone who intelligently applies a primitive/nature-honed skill set to a more advanced/decadent society) are lost when it comes down to how much DPS you do.

First one is still best one. The age of Loincloth and Steel will hopefully rise again one day.

Who is this semen demon?
And I don't mean Red Sonya

It's in the filename.

If you are not a leftist, then why are you promoting leftist propaganda?

Thanks m8

What do you mean?

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I mean the myth of censor happy christian groups and the myth of women warriors. The only reason Christians are thrown under the buss is because Jews run the porn industry. Why else is Nun porn shilled so hard?


Speaking of Red Sonya does time traveling valley girl bimbo amazon Renet count? She was once in a crossover with Red Sonya I think.

Oh fuck yourself you LARPing TRSodomite.

I never realized i wanted to play this until now, but goddamn do i ever want to play this.

Because where I grew up they weren't a propaganda talking point but a part of your daily reality. A good number of people I grew up with were not allowed to play d&d or magic the gathering, and some were not even allowed to watch Rugrats or BIll Nye (though with how he turned out, maybe their parents were right). Maybe my life from ages 0-18 was a myth though.

I don't think anybody is arguing that women warriors were ever a thing in this thread. At least I haven't seen it. We are talking about fantasy barbarians and amazons, not historical revisionism.

I had no idea this existed or that it was already corrupted. Looking at it now i think her design is way better without the silly helmet.

I think you can do it in Tera online but that game is shit unfortunately.


I remember my dad hating videogames because they were too violent. He would beat me if I wasn't social enough.

I'm tired of le bulky dumb brute barbarian.
We need more intelligent barbarians that kill eldritch abominations and muse about civilization vs nature.

We need to return to the classics.

I had a friend who's parents would not let him play goldeneye unless he had paintball mode activated because it was too violent otherwise. I remember other moms thinking that the game was meant to program people to become school shooters. It was a conservative community where gun ownership was encouraged too, so its not like they were afraid of guns. Never made sense to me.

that's because D&D and Magic the gathering are degenerate as fuck. No one on the right was calling for that shit to be censored by the goverment you false equivalence fucking false flag faggot. It was Leftist, like Joe Lieberman and Hillary Clinton crying for censorship.

did you Dad petition the State and Local government to censor video games? Or maybe he was a Good Father just looking out for his Son's best interest.

She was literally a bimbo implied sex slave of a 8th denominational demon. She stole his wand and escaped. She was a in part a comic relief character, the helmet was intentionally Goofy looking. She was created back when Eastman and Laird still made good comics and was introduced into TMNT specifically to do a crossover with Cerebus.

They were calling for censorship because it was violent. But we aren't talking about people calling for censorship because of violence, are we? We are talking about the idea that fantasy themes and a little cheesecake are going to corrupt the youth. Many of the moms in the christian community I grew up in were anti-fantasy in general because they thought that it was going to turn their kids into devil worshipers (this was at the tail end of the satanic scare), and were members of parents groups that would write petitions and complain to store managers about bikini models on the fronts of magazines. You can cry all you want, but that is what it was like in the midwest United States during the 80s and 90s. The evangelical outrage machine was very real, and if you knew your shit you would already know that it was the way the the trotskyists highjacked the American right by pushing neoconservativism by courting the evangelicals in order to prevent actual right wing political movements from being able to take hold in this country.

It really feels like you had to be around at the time to remember evangelical preachers going on about how D&D and other fantasy stuff was preparing children to accept the occult and become Satanists. People who are younger point to Joe Liberman and Clinton as the start of it, but I remember a teacher making my class debate whether Mortal Kombat made kids more violent. The ORIGINAL Mortal Kombat, which came out in 1992, seven years before Columbine became the trigger event that started Liberman and Clinton's anti-game crusade.

Quite the assumptions you have there laddy

I should get around to making that Amazon porn folder.

Not to mention all the censorship of implied nudity and religious symbols in American releases of NES and SNES games. I don't think there was much censorship of violence and blood outside of EU releases for those generations though, and iirc Germany is to thank for that.

>doesn't expect to be associated with homosexual (((alt-kike)))
Elementary, my dear Watson a simple deduction.

It does corrupt youth.

This entire argument was about whether or not people like you exist, apparently, with me saying that you do exist and you saying that you do not.

>(((neoconservatives)))
user you are full of shit. The meme that Evangelicals where calling for censorship is bullshit. But they where correct in wanting to prohibit the filth from their children. Telling you kid not to consume junk-food is not the same thing as calling for censorship. Selling Porn is ok, Selling Porn to Children is not. Your Rhetoric is purely Jewish.

No its not you fucking kike.

By that logic, SJWs petitioning, boycotting, and writing complaint letters to publishers to get them to change game content is not censorship either. This was literally what the evangelicals were doing in the 80s and 90s. I personally witnessed it firsthand as somebody who grew up in the evangelical community. The evangelicals are and have always been the goodest of goys, and if you are going to deny that, you are the kike. Jesus Christ you are a fucking faggot holy shit.

Also fantasy is largely a genre dominated by conservative ideas, symbols and values since it draws on largely traditional mythological sources. If you think fantasy is corrupting the youth, you are the leftist, and I think that science fiction is probably more your speed.

but it wasn't and you are full of shit. The people pushing for Censorship where literally leftist. The whole bogyman of evangelicals is a work of fiction.

You really have no idea what you are talking about, my dude. Here's your final (you)

lel

No nigger you have no idea what you are talking about. Their is a huge difference between censorship and not wanting your children to consume pornography/smut. You father telling you that he doesn't want you playing D&D is not the same thing as SJW's petitioning companies to censor their products. The Evangelicals bogyman you hate, lead to the ESRB. The ESRB stopped LEFTIST like Hillery Clinton and Joe Lieberman form taking away your porn and violent video games.

Stay on topic.

Man I wish this game was made by someone remotely competent.

I wish that he didn't use those shitty uncanny valley 3d models to make his sprites as well. His games really capture the cheesy 80s fantasy movie vibe pretty well.

My problem is less with the models and more with the low quality animations. I mean hey pic related looks pretty mediocre but the way she moves around got my dick rock hard.

That's because there really isn't.

Barbarians were warriors and the fantasy depiction of them is crap. They did wore armor, because it's smart.

Those that don't tend to live very short lives and thus, don't make good warriors.

I kinda want to make a RPG with joke barbarian and monk classes that are total shit in combat

nice.

and ass attacks

There are few franchises as deserving a proper adaptation as Conan. That it languishes underneath so much shovelware is a tragedy.

Anyone who cares about "realism" in a fantasy game is missing the point of playing a fantasy game.

Also, again, Barbarians are molded around Vikings. Actually taking the time to craft a mechanically unique set of skills based on that would be worth doing because it would give players more ways to have fun with a melee character. However it's rare that the developers of any game have the time or skill to make such variances of the basic Fighter-Thief-Cleric-Wizard archetypes.

The same is true of the other archetypes too. It's really fun when you get a Wizard that is, say, an Elementalist or a Summoner rather than just a general Wizard, especially if you build lore and aesthetics around these ideas. Developers now barely make the effort to even flesh out the basic classes, though.

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Mah nigga.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

Whatever happened to the recently announced game? I'm not sure what it was about but I heard the rust model of having open world MMO survival was involved somehow.

you mean conan exiles? last I heard they were giving money to people hacking the game. More specifically anyone who could provide a step by step guide on how to exploit the game would get some shekels.

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I want more games where you can customize your character to be amazonian/barbaric looking. That's the best thing ever, why isn't it done more often?

Niiiiiiiiiice. Don't suppose you can list the mods?

you used the man's ass on your girls you know?

You need to increase their head size a notch or two. Otherwise, I agree with your post.

Only this one I believe: nexusmods.com/dragonsdogma/mods/138/?

It's a shame but there is no option to make butts bigger, only increase the overall leg size, that's why it's like this.

I disagree, I love huge girls. Small head means everything else is big.

Wow, I feel dumb. I thought this was Skyrim.

Just select the biggest female legs, not the mans legs.

I've seen someone do that mistake before so don't worry.

Do you know which number that is?

I don't remember which one it is. It's the last in the female legs or the biggest butt/widest hips.

I just checked, they all look the same to me, all with the same flat butt.

I feel that that's just their own brand of virtue signalling half the time. Less about wanting the armor to be correct and more that they just want to prove to other posters that they know entry-level armor knowledge. I have nothing against realistic armor, especially if they devs claim to be using a realistic setting i would expect it, but to complain about unrealistic elements in fantasy settings is just silly

I don't care how fantastical your setting is. Armor doesn't need 30 belts.

30 belts is a different issue with design philosophies completely, unrelated to realism or sense

>but the obviously guarded by the force hero of the story surviving a fall into what is clearly fluffy snow is just too much for you?

we didn't stay friends for long. i hate people like that. it's like when they watch a superhero movie or something and then go "how can batman survive that? how did the joker know his plan would work like that? that's so unrealistic!" no motherfucker, it works like that because they're the god damned batman, or joker, or iron man, or what the fuck ever they are. point being, they're all fantasy, and you're not. now shut up about realism and just have some fucking fun for once

Well even fantasy settings have to be consistent. In this case it was.

you know if we ever do get Dragons dogma 2 I really hope they add a butt slider or something, having huge thighs and a flat butt is just disappointing.

You have always been and will forever be muh nigga
I just wish there was more good lewds

Yes. This is why I came to this thread.

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I ran out of amazon that I want to post so I am just gonna bump with wonder woman and big barda.
I dont even read comic books.

I want to do lewd things to Wonder Woman

wonderloli is a blessing of god.

They're even better in 5E where they're immediately proficient with all weapon types. So if you want to go full Firion, you can, as my character has.

so which edition of D&D is the best one? or just has the best Barbarian/berserker.

It depends on what you're looking for, honestly. If you are familiar with 3 or 3.5 and like the number crunchiness of it, Pathfinder is your best bet. But if you like a little more storytelling, then 5E is your best bet. It's hard to compare Barbarian across the systems since both have such different targets to begin with, but I know the 5E one doesn't really interest me that much, as most of its options and level up upgrades go towards either passive in-battle bonuses or out-of-battle bonuses, neither of which involve lots of strategic decisions in the middle of fights, which are what I prefer.

That said, Xanathar's is coming out in late November, and it adds a shitload of subclasses, many of which were already released as test material in the form of Unearthed Arcana, so my mind may change on that.

I wonder what kind of chick inspired Big Barda. I heard a rumor it was one of the artist's wives or something?

A true barbarian, he even has his own harem.

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So is the new zelda good or does it just have top tier muscle girls?

Man age was not remotely kind to this woman.

4E is the best. It has the most interesting abilities and mechanical options.

Get the fuck out. Barbarians, as with most martial classes, are completely useless in 3E, barring some cheesy charge build, in which case they're STILL completely useless but can one shot stuff if given an ideal setup. They are chumps in combat, and useless outside of it. And 5E is generic garbage with no interesting mechanics or options whatsoever.

Looks like she fucked herself up with plastic surgery

4E is a shit D&D.
It's fun to play and I run a system that's an offshoot of it, but it did a poor job of capturing the spirit of D&D. The mechanics are great for Pokemon, though.

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Jewish genetics

4E is the best combat system they ever came up with, and it's the only one where casters weren't overpowered gods that ran the show.

Untrue, anyone who wants to be pure ranged damage will roll an archery fighter. It has been that way at least since 3.5 and most definitely in 5e - rogues and rangers simply lack the damage in comparison.

How could anyone prefer non loli Wonder Woman when top waifu Barda exist?

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I found more amazon

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How was that one ps3/360 era conan game? Just a low rent GoW clone?

I have no idea but I heard it was pretty good.

You could just say that barbarians are stronger than the average human but their bodies also produce more heat as a result, so they'd overheat if they wore armor.
tbh I think most fantasy armor looks like trash, I like the look of real armor better

can you find it?

I know you've hid a loss in here somewhere but I canat find it.

imagine, that would just be the best

Those digits demonstrate the veracity of this post.

Does that page end with Wonder Woman dabbing on the suffering of dying women?

I like girls in full chainmail because the sound of chainmail turns me on

Probably not intended but it sure looks like it.

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Anyone who tries to tell me what fantasy SHOULD be is missing the point of fantasy. It can be whatever the fuck I want it to be.
And I want it to be immersive, believable and internally consistent.

Vinkings used armor.
Also, if you ask me there should be only 2 classes: spellcasters and non-spellcasters.

Everything else derives from those two. You don't have a "thief" - you have a warrior that is agile

Fugly as hell.

Id be ok with this if you had some kinda Class upgrading system. Like if you choose not spellcaster you could upgrade into either a warrior or a archer and from there the warrior could upgrade to a barbarian/berserker/viking whatever you wanna call it.

I know Seiken densetsu 3 did this and it was pretty cool.

I cant remember what i have and have not posted so sorry if i accidentally post something twice.

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4th panel, left side.
Well done, took me a while.

Wow, that was subtle.

A WINNER IS YOU!
I don't have any real amazons, so have the next best thing.

That short hairstyle was never good for my waifu Tyris.

I think the real question is why is there a lack of Barbarian and Amazon porn or Sword and Sorcery porn that doesn't suck? The 80s were full of shitty Swords and Sorcery shit, yet we have little or no porn of barbarians, evil wizards, and amazons fucking each other in some convoluted plot.

< that hint of panty
FUCKING NOICE

This can't be a real page, right?


It isn't good to a lot of people that resort to shit loads of make up.

Age and plastic surgery are lethal to women 90% of the time.

And drugs

Tragic.

should've just shown your friend one of these videos

A lot of games have used that system, actually. Final Fantasy Tactics is the first that comes to mind.

well that looks pretty nice, thanks for telling me about it Satan.

Nigger lips ruin EVERYTHING

one of my favorite times on Holla Forums was right before the game came out and graphite knight was doing a bunch of vanilla as fug drawings for us.

post em will ya?

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my pictures folder is like a 5 dimensional labyrinth. I'll never find them.

Pick one.

Who is talking about realism?

Evil! Vile! No!

I dont think anyone here wants realism. I just want fit girls in plate bikini and other skimpy clothes fighting wizards and stuff.

I hate extremely barbarian muscled amazons I prefer tribal ones with stir up leggings

That just means you aren't gay.

itt ladyboys

The more /fit/ you get the more you like muscles on ladies because you yourself are more masculine.

Double trouble

is that brazil chan?

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Greek amazons
or
South american amazons?

Depends on what your character is.
Sameskin is the best.

That's a retarded rational.

You retard.

How dare you.

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actually that is a anti catholic thing run by protestants to smear any type of chaste commitment to the church. the first such smut dates back to lewd pamphlets printed by protestants depicting some of the Lewd rituals done by the catholic church behind closed doors. (all lies by the way) Legitimizing succession. and condemning any system that didn't let their pastors openly fuck. abbies in the traditional scene was simply a place for unmarryable women to go to be taken care of for the church. while being able to provide serves to the unwashed masses in the churches name. so you get knocked up b4 marriage and guy doesn't want to put a ring on it? have the baby send it to the orphanage and then go to the nunnery. you some bitch that no one wants to put up with? to the nunnery with you. your husband dead and your are left without an estate to support yourself? to the nunnery with you. of course after the dismantling of the catholic church in england and the likes many other churches failed to provide said services to replace the ones that where provided by the Catholics. leading to privatized orphanages in England the spread of the urban poor. (displaced farmers that used to work on church owned land that was gobbled up by nobles for estates)

downton abbey was set at a abbey that was taken from the church and converted to some rich fucks house, rather than be a group home for poor women. with the land surrounding it being used for farms to produce food so poor people didn't starve to death. but muh corrupt church right?

so you're telling me nuns weren't thick as fuck?

i'm saying protestants printed the first nun smut

I say the protestants had the right idea.

welp time to start an absolutely blasphemous folder

Chel will forever be top-tier smut material.

bump

I want to turn manowar covers into a game.

It's ok because the Catholic Mary (Semiramis/Isis) is not the real Biblical Mary.

Catholics are not Christians.

The Vatican and Papacy is the Whore of Babylon, Satan's counterfeit religion.

Same, a pseudo Conan with bombastic goofy metal music. Would be great.

It was a GOW clone but the locations you visit were pretty cool. There's a 'dragon' in the game which is just a giant fire breathing salamander and I loved that. The game overall had a kind of a plasticy feel to it I guess, and it was hard to get immersed. Ron Perlman Conan was pretty cool.
The best thing about the game is the parry execution animations. You parry a move and it changes on three (I think) different animations on random based on the type of weapon you have, like wielding two swords, a two handed sword, single weapon and so on. It was simple but very satisfying.

Ah, Ken Kelly, wonderful artist. Many of his covers would make good vidya games.

Same with any of the works of

I don't know who started it, but it seems like both jews and protestants shill this kind of thing. It is worse than having just one vile enemy.

When it comes to the traditional communities trying to censor porn, D&D, violence, etc, it is easy to understand why. For most of the history of humanity it was easy to track down what your children were learning. Cities were very small and people knew each other. Compare to modern times. Media power dropped an avalanche of information on people, and parents, unused to that kind of thing, couldn't filter all the books and TV shows that were coming. Comes games with drawn devils and the first assumption is corruption. They didn't have knowledge or experience to analyze the context of every new single fucking thing that came into their homes. So they tried to censor some of that shit down to not leave the education of their children and teens to some unknown filth that passed the parent wall, and big state is more than happy to provide it (not because of the good in their hearts, of course). The left abused freedom of expression to sell their shit and now use the parents rhetoric (think of the children) to censor the values that those same parents valued (christianity, family, values associated with the right). And now many of the right defend freedom of expression not only as a value in itself but as a matter of survival.
Tl; dr: Porn corrupted the youth and now we have to defend porn to defend our right to express views to purify our communities.

this is some high grade heresy right here. but no the Catholics do no worship Mary as a god but as a saint. one who's divinity is gained by submitting themselves to gods will. an ideal that all Christians are told to fallow.

and as far as the grand whore of Babylon you are really saying that the Catholics are worse than Islam? they will march from the east unto the west until they are put down like the dogs that they are. none have done more to destroy civilization. save perhaps those who fallowed the pharisees the first rabbi's that led Jesus Christ to be slaughtered. the breakers of the covenant between the jews and god.

but no the Catholics because they didn't let Henry get another divorce & they had the balls to stand against Islam.

Leave the hall

like this?

Since the genie is out of the bottle, the ideal would be that while this is available- most don't want it.
You could eat chocolate for every meal, but you know you will get sick & fat, so you eat a balanced diet & exercise.
The same train of thought should apply to media, news, politics, and porn.

I don't have an organized folder, so have muscled girls.

implying that the current pope is not a heretic put into place by jews that wormed their way into the churches hierarchy.

The chocolate metaphor is perfect since sugar and fantasy are two necessary, pleasurable elements that we are overfed with to make us ignore the rest.
Nice thighs on the 4th.

Is this guy fucking serious? Are you gonna tell me that Tipper Gore and Joe Lieberman and Jack Thompson were leftists?

I went to a christian school and they made us watch a movie called Hells Bells about how rock music was full of satanism. Next your gonna tell me that didn't exist

wew

so howcome amazons in game sprite has her with a square buttocks?

Why would monks be shit at combat? Nothing is stopping them from donning a brigandine and wielding the sword to fight for God.

I think he means the fisticuffs kind.

There's one of those classic fantasy airbrush artists who actually lifts (I think it's Boris Vallejo) and is only slightly less buff than the stuff he paints.


Many people want the "good guys" and the "bad guys" to organize into neat categories. So if the left is full of prudes then the right must be blameless and vice versa.
The reality is that overbearing prudes can surface in all kinds of political blocs.

All these still images…
You people sicken me

You know what's more sickening? Holla Forums supports APNG but no one ever fucking uses it. People begged moot for years to add support and he refused. We've had it here since forever.

Then again, I suppose APNG isn't really needed when you have WebM.

Because that ass was chiseled by the gods.

That's great

Christians are anti porn o its more hot to have porn about nuns because of corruption. Its not rocket science.

Honestly I'm not a fan of bikini chain mail and most fantasy armor anyway, but there were tribes that fought partially / totally naked and women warriors are common in mythology. So I don't see why fantasy can't utilize that.

I'd love to see some amazons inspired by the roman depictions of the picts.

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ayy

I would do anything for a vidya in this style

if you really mean that then maybe you could go ahead and make it

bumpers

Any Holla Forumsmrade can tell me if wonder woman the comic any is good? I know marvel in general is fucked but I still have hope.

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I swear, every time I see this photo I fall in love with her all over again. same as this one girl I used to go to uni with: short hair, cute face, huge tits, but 0 interest in me, said no every time I asked her out. It was so painful to talk to her between lectures, looking into those eyes and not being able to do anything about it

Which one are you?

"I want to be protected and feel safe!"
"MOMMY!"
"Strong girls are healthy and thus the best breeding stock"
"Unconventional beauties give me a much better chance with them"
"CHOKE ME AND STRADDLE ME AAAAA"
"Stronger females are all the more satisfying to break"
"THICC amirite 4chenz? :P"

Holla Forums dude here. Don't bother with WW, its painfully mediocre. That is what DC output has been in recent memory since Rebirth, but it has been infinitely better than Marvel, which is seemingly trying to cause another comic book crash.

Azzarello's run from the start of the New52 was actually one of the highlights of that failed reboot, but the run after it is not worth your time.

The memer, obviously

The Leto-II tier supreme emperor who realizes
that male-dominated military organizations are essentially predatory and will turn on the civilian population in the absence of an external enemy.

The naturalist, would never call myself that though I just wanna impregnate several amazon tribes. besides wouldn't the oedipus go for the sorceress? she seems way more motherly.

I don't want to sound like a faggot, but I need male barbarians.

This.
I want a game where I can play as a barbarian mercenary, killing and maiming my way to riches.

What's even the point?

The sadist, but not breaking in the sense of "is now an emotionless doll after what I've done to her", but rather in the sense that she'll willingly do anything I ask her to do because she loves me.

i just like hot girls with nice thighs.

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Gas yourself

Memer with a side of masochist :^)

Naturalist. I have shit tastes but recognize that I need to breed with /fit/ girls and never even waste time with degenerates.

None of the above, really.

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id want a third person shooter with that first gal, shoot hundreds of droids while looking at a fine ass in a leotard.

/fit/ bump

Naturalist.

PG is good too.

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tribal bump

Guess I'm a mix of the naturalist and the sadist, but light on the sadism. A big strong woman who is submissive to me? Sign me the fuck up!

That powergirl looks wrong.

Thats one shitty gif.

A combination of the little man and the Oedipus, along with another category I'll add:

"I want to be a super lewd sex object whore and never wear clothes!"

The "exhibionist" refers more to a type of girl rather than the type of guy that prefers strong women.

Sadist.

isn't that just a bimbo?

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Anybody else have trouble opening some of the files from posts? Some don't open at all, but I was able to view them a few days ago. I really wanted some of those volleyball vids from

How does it feel having such superior tastes?

probably just codemonkey fucking with the servers again, That or the some mod deleted it.

Shh, you'll attract the user who claims Conan isn't a barbarian.

It does usually refer to a girl, but I'm talking about reversing the gender roles here, so a guy can play the same role as the girls you're referring to.


Pretty much, yeah. I think it'd be fun.

Conan Exiles got the music, setting and immersion perfectly.

Early Access with bad gameplay tho.
We really can't have nice things, can we?

never ever.

I wish people did more games with an expanded version of these mechanics. Severance:blade of darkness was awesome.

thanks man! Many of the files in this thread are just blank or 404 for some reason.

That's happening all over the sight.

Not with that horrible lock-on it wasn't.

last minute bump

This thread cannot be allowed to die until I have downloaded images very relevant to my interests.

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Its a fine gif

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well holy shit.

What the fuck is with all the 404ed images ITT?

And when plate armor was invented they started wearing it, strange huh?

If there is a god in heaven, then there will be a source or uncropped version of that first image.

It's a screenshot from moded Skyrim.

bump

blame code monkey.

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Armor that's got a logical basis [AKA something not literally underwear+accessories being called armor] adds to sex appeal for both men and women because it's less distracting. It's the same with gunshots in movies, guns are apparently really fucking silent and nobody hears them nextdoor, that's one of many, MANY reasons I've stopped watching movies that have a medieval or modern setting. For some reason they capture renaissance-cossack-napoleonic periods right though so those kinds of movies are good. Can't really put flaming napalm arrow bullshit when it's all about pike&shot.
Anyway, if you have a severe need for bikini chainmail levels of exposure to turn you on, I'd advise reducing your porn watching sessions or better yet do as I do and download some japanese porn games. I really don't mind when the soon-to-be-turbo-slut with her skimpy outfit [just] happens to lose the battle against a horny ogre in front of her.
I have no advice if you actually like the "armor" male barbarians/berserkers usually get. Amazons, on the other hand, are supposed to keep the skimpy outfit since Amazons are an ancient greek meme, honor it by playing Amazons with skimpy outfits.

Im going for little naturalist strategist man

The gameplay wasn't THAT bad. Biggest issue was combat, tbh.

We had fun when they accidentally released a denuvo-free version and I set up a pirate server. Problem is, even though the map was gorgeously designed, games like that always get very meta. At least with our pirate server, because it had just released, nobody knew where anything was so the exploration was pretty bitchin'.