Yfw Dead Rising 4 is already killing Capcom Vancuckver

Does no one believe in happy endings anymore?

Glad the game was shit

YEAH MAN THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN

DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN

Don't forget that in her place, your plot-assigned waifu is this generic-as-fuck girl who wears a ballroom gown onto a battlefield. Once again, the better girl is snubbed for the shittier one. At least the game bombed, and hard.

Ararevolution when?!

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